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Ooh, ooh, check this out." She selects a silver padlock in the shape of a stylized human heart. "I call this one the Monolock. You know how talking is a free action in most RPGs? Well, this makes that work in real life. It uses thaumatonarrative string theory to…" She blinks. "Oh, you don't care about the details. Point is you get to make one dramatic speech, uninterrupted, on any subject you feel sufficiently passionate about, and everyone around you has to let it finish without lifting a hand against you."

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