WELCOME TO THE ANTI-FUN

This export has been designed to create minimum fun. Expect 1-0 wins, boring matches and plenty of football winning. Get fucked.

DONT sub for conditions, True Carthaginean soldiers never stop fighting for such trivial reasons.
Make sure Dido is the starting GK.
If winning by two goals, activate possession game.
Sub 2 most tired CB's at 65 mins. Sub Xanthippus at 70.

(VERY IMPORTANT) Whenever carthage wins, a commentator must yell CARTHAGE RISES at the top of his voice postmatch.