shitscript.cfg

// randomfrag will spam; uncomment if necessary
// randomfrag = [ "EAT LEAD!" "TAKE THAT!" "Come on, is that all you got?" "My grandma can play better than that!" "OH! Watch me now!" "Oh Snap! There it is!" ]
randomhs = [ "Headshot!" "POW! Right in the kisser!" "That's skill right there." "Not fast enough mate!" ]
randomgib = [ "Naded!" "Sky high!" "Smells like bar-b-que" ]
randomslash = [ "Taste steel!" "Slashy-Slashy" "Un-guard!" ]

add2conloop [
  // if_conline_has "you fragged " but_not " teammate " [
    // say (at $randomfrag (rnd (listlen $randomfrag)))
  // ]
  if_conline_has $curname "and_also" "noob" [
    if (! (strstr (at $conline) $curname)) [
      say "stfu! :P"
    ]
  ] [ ]
  if_conline_has "you headshot " "but_not" " teammate " [
    say (at $randomhs (rnd (listlen $randomhs)))
  ] [ ]
  if_conline_has "you gibbed " "but_not" " teammate " [
    say (at $randomgib (rnd (listlen $randomgib)))
  ] [ ]
  if_conline_has "you slashed " "but_not" " teammate " [
   say (at $randomslash (rnd (listlen $randomslash)))
  ] [ ]
]

bind BACKSLASH [ say "You'll never take me alive!"; onrelease suicide ]

randomis = [ "angry" "happy" "a villain" "sad" "confuddled" "perplexed" "king of the world" "picking flowers" "shooting people" "a master sniper!" "teabagging the enemy" "saying random stuff!" "blank. . ." "feeling lucky" "bored" ]
bind J [ me is (at $randomis (rnd (listlen $randomis))) ]