Soul Music - Buffet

The raven looked around at the stricken battlefield, empty now except for the fallen and the flocks of his fellow ravens. 'What a waste,' he added. ' I mean, just look at it all. Such a terrible waste.'

'Yes!'

'I mean, I'm near bursting and there's hundreds of 'em untouched. I think I'll see if I can have a doggy bag.'

'They're dead bodies!'

'Right!'

'What are you eating?'

'It's all right,' said the raven, backing away. 'There's enough for everyone.'

'That's disgusting!'

'I didn't kill 'em,' it said.

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Soul Music - p69