Rorschach's Journal. February 15th, 2012: Passed out student in the cluster this morning, mountain dew bottle in limp hand. These students are afraid of me. I have seen their true face. Their code is full of undefined behavior and the undefined behaviors are full of segfaults, and when the kernel finally triple faults, all the students will fail. The accumulated filth of all their assembly and page faults will foam up about their waists and all the slackers and procrastinators will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll whisper "Read the specification."