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- >>https://derpibooru.org/1868428
- >>who the hell hired this retard
- >>Someone with a heart.
- >>And a swollen dick for retards.
- >you've been working as manager at the ponyville post office for a while now
- >and you've just recruited this mare
- >none other than 'muffin'
- >or how most of the town infamously labeled 'derpy'
- >it didn't take you a full day to realize why
- >she, for some reason, always end up putting herself in...
- >complicated situations
- >you're not sure how, you've been doing absolutely everything you can to make her job easier, but she always ends up messing up
- >thankfully tho, most ponies are used to it and don't complain much
- >and all the expenses for any kind of damage she causes are paid by the horse government
- >so as far as you're concerned, everything is fine
- >or at least, everything but one thing
- >she's hot
- >not just hot, not 'rarity' or 'fluttershy' hot, but definitely your kind of hot
- >her face and expressions may remind you of a filly from time to time, a really cute and innocent filly, but the rest of her body absolutely does not
- >you don't think you've ever seen an ass so fat, so jiggly, so bouncy, so perfectly plump that her cheeks would make slapping sounds whenever she'd make an abrupt move
- >a beautiful ass connecting to the widest, meatiest dock and hips you've ever seen
- >how has this mare not birthed fifteen foals yet, you don't know
- >and from the right angle, you can even notice her teats, something you rarely see on mares, most of them being completely flat down there, but not her
- >they're no handfuls, but the fact that they're ever so slightly swollen, reminding you of the pregnant mares you can see every once in a while, just arise something deep inside of you
- >and more precisely, something deep inside your pants
- >something you're extremely ashamed of
- >she's just so childish and cute and adorable
- >you sometimes find yourself messing around with her the same way you would play with kids back then
- >but the second she turns around, all this innocence and cuteness disappears
- >and each and every time, you find yourself staring at her
- >ogling her
- >drinking in her every curves and instinctively trying to peek at what lies underneath her tail--
- >"Oh, I forgot!"
- >your brain kicks in just in time to avoid yourself getting caught
- >"Miss princess Twilight Sparkle said she'd be here early for her delivery thing tomorro-- Are you okay?"
- "YES! Yep, definitely, everything is fine, why?!"
- >even though you're staring at the wall, you can notice her head tilting in confusion
- >"You're being all silly again!"
- "I'm not silly, you're silly!"
- >that always gets a giggle out of her
- >good, good, anything to divert the blood from flowing south
- >"Well anyway, I'm off!"
- >you nod, not daring to turn your head back her way
- >at least not until you're sure she's not looking your way
- >which should be around...
- >right now--
- >too late do you realize that she didn't completely turn around, her head is still facing you
- >but your eyes still locked onto her grand, massive, beautiful rear on their way there
- >not for long, but still long enough for anyone with a pair of working eyes to notice
- >SHIT
- >it was a trap
- >"Hehehe,"
- >she's smirking
- >you've never seen her smirking before
- >"You can look, I don't mind!"
- >what--
- >your peepers fly faster than ever before the moment they notice her tail moving out of the way
- >that was another trap
- >clever girl
- >you still find it in yourself to break away from her spell, the wall seeming once again very interesting
- >but the picture is still there, at the forefront of your mind
- >and junior gives a happy throb in response
- >"See you tomorrow!"
- >and just like that, she disappears
- >what was that
- >was she teasing you?!
- >testing you?!
- >has she known all along?!
- >are you taking advantage of her?!
- >you close the door and instantly sit down, having to catch your breath
- >you did it you MAD FILLY
- >you don't think you ever felt your heart beating so hard and so fast before
- >oh gosh
- >oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
- >his face was so cute!
- >Miss Rarity was right, you should have done it sooner!
- >you know you've never been the sharpest tool in the shed, and you've always been kinda clumsy
- >and your accident didn't help at all
- >but Mr Anon has always been so nice to you!
- >even when he's teasing you, he's always so fun to be around
- >always trying to help, even when you mess up big time!
- >you also know that he's been looking at you funny for quite a while now, you'd catch him looking away whenever you'd turn around
- >you never thought that he'd be interested in you
- >not like that
- >not in your b-big butt
- >stallions don't like it, they find it weird
- >but he does
- >thank Celestia Miss Rarity was nice enough to tell you how to do it
- >and he kept looking too, and his thingy was growing all hard in his pants!
- >he must have really liked it...
- >unf
- >maybe you could go to his place tomorrow, since you know he's going to be all alone for heart's warming again
- >you could bake some muffins for him and drink cider
- >and he could look at your butt some more and you could tease him a lot too so he goes all red again!
- >and if everything goes right you could m-maybe suck his dick and...
- >h-h-hold hooves with him!
- >unf
- >your tail swats around and you feel your flower wink
- >oopsie
- >after sighing and taking one last deep breath, you stand up and a couple of flaps later, you take off
- >you can't leave a puddle in front of the door, that'd be bad manner
- >w-what if he tripped into it when going home?
- >...
- >let's find a cloud to sit on
- >j-just to calm down
- >oh god
- >oh god oh god
- >you dumb fuck
- >she knows now
- >she's going to call the ponice on your ass
- >and she'd be right to do so!
- >she's like a little filly or something you asshole!
- >even if she was the one showing it to you
- >and saying she didn't mind
- >but what if she really didn't mind
- >what if she wants you to look
- >f-fuck
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