Infinite Warfare Multiplayer Beta Trailer Reaction

its come to my attention its been twenty seven days (three times three times three - illuminati confirmed) since i made my last video poking fun at anybody within the call of duty community (well community might be too strong a word - its better than League of Legends but still sucks compared to the CSGO community)
After the events of last week, no NOT the Call of Duty Infinite Warfare Beta / Demo thingie (though i still maintain this is a marketing gimmick to boost pre-sales and NOT an actual beta test), I'm referring to the near endless stream of "reaction videos" to said Call of Duty Infinite Warfare Beta trailer.

And whilst I'm sure it would be fascinating to watch a retard thirty-something to complete the reaction inception & go three levels deep, I figured I would go through some of the most "entertaining" videos which are three-to-five the duration of the original video and pick apart these videos in minute detail. (i'm so lonely)

Exhibit A
Elite-Shot - I wont deny this was the first video I saw hovering on the "related" options of my own "Nathan Fillion in Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare Multiplayer Beta Reversed" video, and have put off watching / making this video until now owing to a massive bout of insomnia - i'm blaming the Douwe Egberts coffee (not a product placement i swear), who proceeds to open up his video by falling down on a bed, launching into a slick graphical intro which I'm sure some greatly deserving graphical editor got shafted over.
(IMO the awesome editors get over looked for the "big" youtuber personalities)
Mr.Shot then ATTEMPTS jump-cut a vlog of his last weeks worth of shenanigans (i genuinely have no idea ANYONE could FAIL to jump-cut a vlog but Mr.Shot manages) though I would recommend he seek out his doctor / neurologist about those piercing temple headaches.
Why he feels the need to wave his fingers in a backwards peace sign like some "dope" rapper ? Manages to COMPLETELY overlook the RC-XD ripoff from Treyach but IDENTIFIES that the new combat rigs are going to allow for MAXIMUM customisation, along with "SICK STREAKS"
But THANK YOU for "SHARING" a trailer with us, I can't say i have had my viewing experienced enriched any further by watching this trailer with you at the same time but instead lets read the comments section instead. without posting it up on screen (you could be making these all up for you own amusement for all i know)
With almost a full minute elapsed we stop reading comments because clearly reading is taxing Mr.Shot's brain cells.
I am amused that you say its going to be a "crazy game" but then admit to having not played it yourself.
Whilst i know you say you're making this video to say you are back from an undisclosed location, remember at the start you cant say where you had been, but I really think you are making this video just to "react" to a video

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Exhibit BEE
A guy by the name of "FREXILE" who isn't as big a name as exhibit A, but does demonstrate an awesome sound-proofed broom closet. However whilst I commend you for watching the first five seconds to detail when the beta dates are & that we are getting three maps & 5 game modes, its not enough to make me want to like this video
(LIKE THIS VIDEO)
EXPLICATIVE DELETED frexile can read.
Yes, we have know about wall running & boost jumping for ages, and I am happy you spotted that "sick scorestreak" though you loose points for not identifying it looks EXACTLY like the RC-XD from Treyarch.
Gravity Spike ? how about a GRAVITY VORTEX ?!? Though i do accept you corrected yourself later

I'm not sure how adding "wow what is that" adds to the viewing experience, though i am happy you spotted this emblem
I'm a little disappointed you are using the mouse to control stop & start on your youtube experience (button K will play & pause a video) but i come from an older generation where MICE control was optional.
Well I feel honoured that i comment my best bits about this trailer in the comment section below - i know where I will be linking this video you are watching right now.
I am happy you're excited by things blowing up - Can i recommend "BIGGEST Explosion Compilation 2016 !" for you?
But i'm more impressed you spotted the gravity vortex kill, and yes whilst its a special ability like that seen in Advanced Warfare (Exo Ability) or the Specialists in Black Ops 3, we have NEVER seen anything manipulating gravity in a call of duty franchise, unless if you include falling down ? Its wonderful to have an opinion about a game you haven't played, but its quite clear you as excited as a ADHD kid at Christmas., Face-Palm - i know which generation you came into the this franchise - Infinity Ward has throwing knives, Treyarch has tomahawks - yes both insta-kills but please be more accurate PLEASE. Yes its going to be such a SICK GAME, & thank you for reacting to it - but no - it wasn't entertaining enough for me to leave a LIKE or SUBSCRIBE
(LIKE THIS VIDEO AND SUBSCRIBE)

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Exhibit SEA
eColiEspresso - a bedroom editor. My thanks for asking me to like this video before I have even watched it & to subscribe, i haven't seen enough yet to want to do so.  Wait a second - you anticipated a mature game rating on a game that has historically come with an 18+ certificate - what a shocker. Yes we have a minute trailer, and your video is 4 minutes long. Well I am into my fourth paragraph so that seems perfectly logical
OK, YES, OH YES, - all this from words moving really fast - can you feel the hype ? SO HYPED ?!
OK being able to speak from experience - the coveted "COD X P" - never going to attend myself unless the unholy masters at Activision pay for my flight out to the US

DAMMIT - another mouse user - buttons J K L F M - use them on youtube please (for my sanity more than anything )

YES i would like to put the CLAW as a combat rig specialist weapon

OK i am happy you like the Sony Playstation video but I still haven't enjoyed this video enough to give you a like myself, nor to subscribe but I am happy you are super hyped, so hyped you cant even put into words what will be happening in the next week on your own channel aside from click "start streaming" on OBS to SHARE EVERYTHING with us, the viewing public. But hey thanks for asking me like & subscribe for the third time on one video
(LIKE THIS VIDEO, SHARE THIS VIDEO ON TWITTER / FACEBOOK AND SUBSCRIBE - LINKS BELOW)

PEACE

And now I find myself needing to close off this video & go play some Overwatch. I will not pretend that I still plan to steal the end line from 3kliksphilip infamous rant videos, but I shall offer up an honourable mention of "Carnatavr T" Official Call of Duty®: Infinite Warfare Multiplayer Reveal Trailer Reactions Mashup which beautifully brings together eight random youtubers reacting to the first Call of Duty®: Infinite Warfare Multiplayer trailer, as a perfect identifier on how HORRIBLE

Reaction videos are the absolute worst content on this site.


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