I Pity Impossible Jpegs

I pity impossible jpegs
Because they cannot move
From archered dust to reddit flakes
Or a crowdfund sealed in resin
Plastic doughnuts in perpetual caster sugar snowstorms
Starships that should be moving
But aren't
I feel sorry for them all

What are they thinking
When they explode at a touch
Should we sigh with disappointment?
And when they clip
Will we have regrets?
Is an update as happy in one alpha
As it is in another
And how do the bugs feel about it?
I pity impossible jpegs
I pity impossible jpegs
I pity impossible jpegs
I pity them all

Physics doesn't work,
Is a shill in a reddit thread
An ambition fulfilled?
And are the backers jealous?
I worry about these things

Game demos don't break
Until they incinerate the live stream
seconds later
Are the bugs in testing happy bugs?
I care about these things

Some things are better left alone
Citizens prefer their own company
But shillers are two faced
No choice for whales
But what choice could there be
But to buy jpeg a or to buy jpeg b
The frustrations of being impossible
Maybe its better that way
The fewer the evocati
The more there is to go wrong
I wonder about these things
I pity impossible jpegs
I pity impossible jpegs
I pity impossible jpegs
I pity them all