ABDL nursery rhymes

Sung to “London Bridge is falling down”:

Baby’s pamps are drooping down,
Drooping down, drooping down.
Baby’s pamps are drooping down,
Dear caretaker

Lift them up with cute shortalls,
Cute shortalls, cute shortalls,
Lift them up with cute shortalls,
Dear caretaker

Soggy pamps will make them bulge,
Make them bulge, make them bulge,
Soggy pamps will make them bulge,
Dear caretaker

Hold them up with a onesie,
A onesie, a onesie.
Hold them up with a onesie,
Dear caretaker

It’s so big that buttons will pop,
Buttons will pop, buttons will pop,
It’s so big that buttons will pop,
Dear caretaker

Put them in a princess dress,
Princess dress, princess dress,
Put them in a princess dress,
Dear caretaker

Soon enough those pamps will leak,
Pamps will leak, pamps will leak,
Soon enough those pamps will leak,
Dear caretaker

Take them to the changing pad,
Changing pad, changing pad,
Take them to the changing pad,
Dear caretaker

A change will make them blush and fuss,
Blush and fuss, blush and fuss,
A change will make them blush and fuss,
Dear caretaker

Give them pacis and teddies,
And teddies, and teddies,
Give them pacis and teddies,
Dear caretaker

Pad them up with many layers,
Many layers, many layers,
Pad them up with many layers,
Dear caretaker

Make sure to do some aftercare,
Aftercare, aftercare
Make sure to show them aftercare,
Dear caretaker

Cuddle them and show them love,
Lots of love, lots of love,
Cuddle them, and show them love,
Dear~ Caaaaaretaker~



Sung to “Favourite things”:

Uppies and cuddles and huggles and pampers,
And sweet tiny babies who hide the hamper,
Holding them closely in a rocking sling,
These are a few of my favourite things



Sung to “Twinkle Little Star”:

Tinkle, tinkle, little pup,
You would fit inside a cup.
Like a baby in your pants,
when you wet we all chant,
Tinkle tinkle little pup,
You would fit inside a cup!