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  1. lKINGxINSAN3llKINGxINSAN3l lKINGxINSAN3l : ROFLP
  2. lKINGxINSAN3llKINGxINSAN3l : TRUST
  3. lKINGxINSAN3l: TRUST
  4. lKINGxINSAN3l: TRUST
  5. Ave: Nigga shut up.
  6. 8hunchoz: i thought asher roth was dead .
  7. 8hunchoz: zz
  8. lKINGxINSAN3l: WHO
  9. lKINGxINSAN3l: DF
  10. lKINGxINSAN3l: IS
  11. lKINGxINSAN3l: YOU.
  12. AngelxLarie: Hey everyone.
  13. lKINGxINSAN3l: ROOKIE
  14. lKINGxINSAN3l: NIKKA?
  15. PrettyFallen: looool
  16. PrettyFallen: z
  17. Ave: A nigga with a 3 letter name.
  18. lKINGxINSAN3l: DIS BOA USED TO LISTEN HANNAH MONTANA AND HE CAME IN HERE TO ROAST THE GOD OLEEEEEE SORRY I DID DROP THE SOAP IN THE JAIL LOOKIN ASS NIKKAAA OLEEE WANNA STAY VIRGIN 4 LIFE LOOKIN ASS NIKKA OLEEE GUM TEETH BOAAAAA OLEEE JAPANESSEEEEEEE ARMY SOLDIER HAIRCUT MFUCKAAAA /ROFLP /LAF /CUKUCUKU
  19. NESSAA: loll
  20. Ave: Oh.
  21. lKINGxINSAN3l: DIS BOA USED TO LISTEN HANNAH MONTANA AND HE CAME IN HERE TO ROAST THE GOD OLEEEEEE SORRY I DID DROP THE SOAP IN THE JAIL LOOKIN ASS NIKKAAA OLEEE WANNA STAY VIRGIN 4 LIFE LOOKIN ASS NIKKA OLEEE GUM TEETH BOAAAAA OLEEE JAPANESSEEEEEEE ARMY SOLDIER HAIRCUT MFUCKAAAA /ROFLP /LAF /CUKUCUKU
  22. lKINGxINSAN3l: DIS BOA USED TO LISTEN HANNAH MONTANA AND HE CAME IN HERE TO ROAST THE GOD OLEEEEEE SORRY I DID DROP THE SOAP IN THE JAIL LOOKIN ASS NIKKAAA OLEEE WANNA STAY VIRGIN 4 LIFE LOOKIN ASS NIKKA OLEEE GUM TEETH BOAAAAA OLEEE JAPANESSEEEEEEE ARMY SOLDIER HAIRCUT MFUCKAAAA /ROFLP /LAF /CUKUCUKU
  23. lKINGxINSAN3l: STFU
  24. 8hunchoz: lmfaoooo .
  25. lKINGxINSAN3l: TRASH
  26. Roca: o.O
  27. Ave: Cool beans.
  28. lKINGxINSAN3l: GO MAKE A UPDATE
  29. lKINGxINSAN3l: COME BACK
  30. lKINGxINSAN3l: TRY ME AGAIN
  31. lKINGxINSAN3l: WEAK /FKBOA
  32. 8hunchoz: x
  33. Ave: I heard niggas that spam is broke inrl.
  34. 8hunchoz: lmao .
  35. TheTrapGod: rofl
  36. lKINGxINSAN3l: RLY?
  37. NESSAA: i spam on a 2000 dollar pc
  38. NESSAA: loll
  39. lKINGxINSAN3l: ONE
  40. lKINGxINSAN3l: OF
  41. lKINGxINSAN3l: MY
  42. lKINGxINSAN3l: PANTS
  43. NESSAA: idk
  44. lKINGxINSAN3l: COSTS
  45. NESSAA: l0l
  46. lKINGxINSAN3l: ALL
  47. Ave: 2000?
  48. Ave: z
  49. lKINGxINSAN3l: UR
  50. lKINGxINSAN3l: ACC
  51. lKINGxINSAN3l: BOA
  52. TheTrapGod: rofl
  53. Ave: Screenshot the specs.
  54. NESSAA: macbook
  55. NESSAA: loll
  56. 8hunchoz: #teamMac :3
  57. Ave: @Mac
  58. Ave: -Sigh
  59. 8hunchoz: what you sighing for ?
  60. 8hunchoz: you my man ...
  61. Ave: Mac is shit.
  62. NESSAA: ik
  63. 8hunchoz: windows98
  64. NESSAA: how
  65. NESSAA: i don lagg
  66. NESSAA: loll
  67. NESSAA: meanwhile ppl be crashing to deaf
  68. lKINGxINSAN3l: WINDOWS 98
  69. NESSAA: lmao
  70. lKINGxINSAN3l: ROFL2
  71. NESSAA: lol.
  72. NESSAA: rofll
  73. Ave: zz.
  74. NESSAA: loll
  75. Ave: Wuts your Mac Specs?
  76. NESSAA: its 2013
  77. NESSAA: loll
  78. TheTrapGod: lol.
  79. Roca: how do you crash to deaf
  80. Ave: zz.z
  81. NESSAA: i bought it in dec
  82. Roca: curious
  83. NESSAA: loll
  84. Ave: @2013
  85. Ave: Df
  86. Ave: z
  87. TheTrapGod: she said its 2013 loool
  88. NESSAA: no one crashin
  89. NESSAA: loll
  90. lKINGxINSAN3l: NESSA
  91. lKINGxINSAN3l: U 1 YEAR ABCK
  92. lKINGxINSAN3l: SMH
  93. NESSAA: yas
  94. NESSAA: loll
  95. Ave: How can you not know your own computer specs?
  96. NESSAA: idk
  97. NESSAA: i don look
  98. NESSAA: o.o
  99. NESSAA: its jus a macbook
  100. Ave: Some nigga told you it was worth 2000 and your dumbass bought it.
  101. NESSAA: i bought it online
  102. NESSAA: smh
  103. NESSAA: apple.com
  104. Ave: Lmfao.
  105. 8hunchoz: SALT .
  106. NESSAA: duh
  107. NESSAA: loll
  108. Ave: Obviously apple has the specs written on it.
  109. Ave: Short term memory.
  110. PrettyFallen: >
  111. PrettyFallen: LOL
  112. PrettyFallen: z
  113. AngelxLarie: o_o
  114. Roca: >;3
  115. NESSAA: 15 inch its so cute
  116. NESSAA: loll
  117. Ave: zz.
  118. NESSAA: ovecoarse i had
  119. lKINGxINSAN3l: BRB.
  120. NESSAA: a buy a case
  121. NESSAA: screen case
  122. AngelxLarie: tyt.
  123. NESSAA: also
  124. NESSAA: extra keyboard jus in case
  125. NESSAA: mac mouse
  126. Ave: Screen resolution?
  127. NESSAA: oml
  128. NESSAA: retina display
  129. NESSAA: smh
  130. Ave: Nigga thats not resolution.
  131. Ave: zzz.
  132. 8hunchoz: trap god my twin lowkey .
  133. NESSAA: u think i care
  134. 8hunchoz: lmao
  135. NESSAA: its still better
  136. NESSAA: then urs
  137. NESSAA: loll
  138. NESSAA: lol.
  139. TheTrapGod: aint lowkey no mo
  140. Roca: pew pew pew
  141. Ave: You don't even do anything on it LOL.
  142. AngelxLarie: that dance. lmao >>
  143. AngelxLarie: is so bomb.
  144. NESSAA: lemme see
  145. NESSAA: hm
  146. Roca: ;)
  147. 8hunchoz: you right .
  148. PrettyFallen: ikr
  149. Ave: You can't PC game.
  150. Ave: Cause mac can't run shit.
  151. Ave: You prob only play with PS if you're smart to pirate it.
  152. NESSAA: http://gyazo.com/551e1d9f9f620a0b2f0982d5feb8de36
  153. NESSAA: i have lots a games
  154. NESSAA: loll
  155. NESSAA: so fun
  156. NESSAA: loll
  157. NESSAA: it runslots a shyt
  158. NESSAA: some are hacked programs
  159. Ave: http://www.sockshare.com/file/12R0NS397Z9CWC4
  160. NESSAA: for sounds and stuff
  161. NESSAA: loll
  162. Ave: Wait
  163. Ave: Wrong link
  164. Ave: http://steamdb.info/calculator/?player=Tabwins&currency=us
  165. Ave: ^
  166. Ave: I have many games too. ♥
  167. NESSAA: http://gyazo.com/db95637977ab26f4d7461edc7e2d3b41 why u watching this
  168. NESSAA: smh
  169. Ave: I was watching with a friend.
  170. Ave: zz
  171. Ave: I had it saved.
  172. PrettyFallen: yay
  173. AngelxLarie: ;o Thank you.
  174. lKINGxINSAN3l: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS POWA
  175. Roca: yw
  176. lKINGxINSAN3l: ROFL2
  177. NESSAA: oml
  178. PrettyFallen: thank you lol
  179. AngelxLarie: wb <
  180. NESSAA: joen getoff ur wife
  181. NESSAA: loll
  182. Ave: Other link is my steam.
  183. NESSAA: rofll
  184. NESSAA: loll
  185. AngelxLarie: Is this the dance you have?
  186. AngelxLarie: >>
  187. Roca: yes
  188. lKINGxINSAN3l: SU NESSAA
  189. 8hunchoz: xx
  190. lKINGxINSAN3l: -SMACK
  191. AngelxLarie: lmao.
  192. AngelxLarie: z
  193. Roca: if you double click it it makes your weapons bigger
  194. lKINGxINSAN3l: ROCA
  195. lKINGxINSAN3l: DF
  196. lKINGxINSAN3l: DF
  197. lKINGxINSAN3l: DF
  198. PrettyFallen: my feet
  199. PrettyFallen: lol
  200. PrettyFallen: z
  201. PrettyFallen: z
  202. caitybear123: back
  203. 8hunchoz: my butt little as shit compared to nessa's ...
  204. caitybear123: f0fl
  205. caitybear123: f0fl
  206. NESSAA: i liek big fish games to
  207. caitybear123: f0fl
  208. 8hunchoz: * cries *
  209. AngelxLarie: LMFAO.
  210. NESSAA: liek baby
  211. NESSAA: loll
  212. Ave: zzz.
  213. NESSAA: oml
  214. NESSAA: loll
  215. caitybear123: ryt ryt
  216. Ave: You don't even have a steam account.
  217. caitybear123: f0fl
  218. NESSAA: :D
  219. Ave: And you saying you have games LOL.
  220. NESSAA: i aint trying a be cuddling to videos wit u
  221. NESSAA: all nigh
  222. NESSAA: smh
  223. NESSAA: loll
  224. Ave: ^
  225. caitybear123: lool
  226. Ave: You can't cuddle on a game.
  227. NESSAA: oml
  228. NESSAA: in real
  229. NESSAA: i play
  230. NESSAA: sometimes
  231. NESSAA: loll
  232. NESSAA: bluch
  233. Ave: You "RP"
  234. NESSAA: oml
  235. Ave: nigga.
  236. TheTrapGod: rofl.
  237. NESSAA: y you a hater
  238. NESSAA: loll
  239. NESSAA: dead ppl always mad asf
  240. NESSAA: loll
  241. NESSAA: rofll
  242. NESSAA: loll
  243. NESSAA: lol.
  244. caitybear123: ymad?
  245. caitybear123: f0fl
  246. NESSAA: they liek shu up
  247. NESSAA: then why u on
  248. caitybear123: f0fl
  249. NESSAA: loll
  250. Ave: Lmfao.
  251. NESSAA: oml
  252. NESSAA: loll
  253. caitybear123: $$
  254. Ave: I'm just saying my computer is better, I have more games than you, and my imvu is better.
  255. caitybear123: f0fl
  256. Ave: You prob only own one account.
  257. NESSAA: i can have 100s a games
  258. NESSAA: u think i sit at hoem all day
  259. NESSAA: smh
  260. NESSAA: i have a life
  261. NESSAA: loll
  262. caitybear123: @my imvu better
  263. NESSAA: lol.
  264. Ave: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
  265. Ave: @Life.
  266. caitybear123: f0fl
  267. TheTrapGod: lol.
  268. caitybear123: f0fl
  269. Ave: I heard that.
  270. caitybear123: f0fl
  271. NESSAA: he liek i sit on pc all day
  272. Ave: But you rp tho.
  273. NESSAA: like its something to bragg about
  274. NESSAA: loll
  275. NESSAA: rofll
  276. NESSAA: loll
  277. NESSAA: lol.
  278. caitybear123: ryt
  279. NESSAA: i haven been on
  280. NESSAA: till jus now
  281. Ave: I brag about it cause I got $$$$$$
  282. caitybear123: loll
  283. NESSAA: lmao
  284. Ave: Holla holla get dollas.
  285. NESSAA: i make money u cant sit at home all day
  286. NESSAA: u make nothing
  287. TheTrapGod: roflll.
  288. caitybear123: lol
  289. NESSAA: on ur ass
  290. caitybear123: lol
  291. NESSAA: loll
  292. caitybear123: lol
  293. caitybear123: lol
  294. caitybear123: deadd
  295. caitybear123: $$
  296. NESSAA: he liek making bank on his moma couch
  297. NESSAA: loll
  298. TheTrapGod: @holla holla get dollas
  299. NESSAA: lol.
  300. NESSAA: playing games
  301. caitybear123: lool
  302. NESSAA: rofll
  303. NESSAA: loll
  304. caitybear123: lool
  305. NESSAA: lol.
  306. caitybear123: lol
  307. lKINGxINSAN3l has left the chat
  308. NESSAA: don confuse moma paycheck
  309. caitybear123: poof
  310. NESSAA: for ur bankroll
  311. NESSAA: loll
  312. TheTrapGod: loool.
  313. Ave: zzz.
  314. Ave: Niggas always assume someone lives with parents.
  315. caitybear123: deadd
  316. NESSAA: u haveto if u sit all day playin games
  317. NESSAA: loll
  318. Ave: I guess that's the recycle joke of 2014.
  319. NESSAA: loll
  320. NESSAA: u said it
  321. NESSAA: smh
  322. NESSAA: lmao
  323. NESSAA: am i lying
  324. NESSAA: loll
  325. Ave: Show me where I said I sit home all day playing video games.
  326. caitybear123: lool
  327. AngelxLarie: o_o
  328. Ave: -waits.
  329. NESSAA: u play to mcuh online u kno u aint breaking bank
  330. TheTrapGod: lool.
  331. NESSAA: smh
  332. NESSAA: stop
  333. NESSAA: lyin
  334. NESSAA: loll
  335. NESSAA: loll
  336. Ave: You can't even spell lmfao.
  337. Ave: zz.
  338. NESSAA: daddys computer
  339. Ave: Mane.
  340. NESSAA: dont count
  341. NESSAA: loll
  342. AngelxLarie: smh.
  343. Ave: Spaming lol isn't going to make you the better person.
  344. NESSAA: i pay my bills my own place everything in cali in a good ass area
  345. NESSAA: with money
  346. NESSAA: loll
  347. Ave: @Cali
  348. Ave: Damn
  349. NESSAA: ion hav etime a be here all day
  350. NESSAA: loll
  351. TheTrapGod: l.ol.
  352. Ave: Everyone lives in cali
  353. AngelxLarie: I swear.
  354. Ave: I might need to move that.
  355. caitybear123: brb
  356. NESSAA: why u think ion got all kinds a games
  357. NESSAA: smh
  358. Ave: there*
  359. 8hunchoz: i live in philly ^.^
  360. NESSAA: i aint on this all day
  361. NESSAA: loll
  362. NESSAA: mac can get tons a shyt
  363. NESSAA: li jus don care
  364. NESSAA: loll
  365. Ave: You was sure bragging about that shitty macbook then I showed you my games you switched it up. lmfao.
  366. NESSAA: showed me wat
  367. Ave: It's k.
  368. NESSAA: that u a couch potatoe
  369. NESSAA: loll
  370. NESSAA: playing wit ur online gf
  371. NESSAA: having date night
  372. TheTrapGod: lol.
  373. NESSAA: loll
  374. 8hunchoz: ouh :o
  375. NESSAA: ur lame asf
  376. NESSAANESSAA WhisperAdd Friend: loll
  377. Ave: I never said gf?
  378. 8hunchoz: BURN ,
  379. Ave: I said friend lol.
  380. 8hunchoz: ctfu .
  381. NESSAA: u don have real friends
  382. NESSAA: tahts why u watch movies wit em online
  383. NESSAA: lmao
  384. NESSAA: loll
  385. NESSAA: rofll
  386. NESSAA: loll
  387. Ave: But where did I say gf?
  388. TheTrapGod: lol.
  389. TheTrapGod: @burn
  390. NESSAA: ur comp ur gf
  391. Ave: Show me where I said that.
  392. NESSAA: loll
  393. Ave: Oh.
  394. NESSAA: lol.
  395. Ave: My computer is my gf.
  396. Ave: Okay.
  397. NESSAA: tahts teh only lay u gettin
  398. NESSAA: child
  399. AngelxLarie: lml.
  400. NESSAA: loll
  401. NESSAA: lol.
  402. AngelxLarie: e.e
  403. 8hunchoz: she probably looking like shawty off of date movie .
  404. 8hunchoz: * cries 8
  405. 8hunchoz: xx
  406. NESSAA: i can get off this shyt and invite a friend to do sum shyt righ now if i want to
  407. NESSAA: why brag about sitting all day
  408. NESSAA: smh
  409. Ave: zzz.
  410. NESSAA: loll
  411. NESSAA: lol.
  412. NESSAA: loll
  413. NESSAA: go get a job
  414. NESSAA: do sum
  415. NESSAA: loll
  416. TheTrapGod: lol.
  417. AveAve : Oh.
  418. Ave: I guess I don't have a job now.
  419. NESSAA: if u had a job u wouldnt have time a be playing games all day
  420. NESSAA: loll
  421. NESSAA: u kno u aint doing shyt
  422. NESSAA: loll
  423. AngelxLarie: pf.
  424. 8hunchoz: you work at game stop or something huh ?
  425. Ave: You seem mad after I showed you them games cause it seem that's the only joke you can use.
  426. 8hunchoz: you sound like that type boul .
  427. NESSAA: i intern for a law firl
  428. NESSAA: firm
  429. NESSAA: smh
  430. NESSAA: loll
  431. Ave: zzz.
  432. AngelxLarie: This songgg.
  433. NESSAA: its 6 am to 4pm
  434. AngelxLarie: lml.
  435. Roca: lol
  436. Ave: I doubt it when you can't even spell right.
  437. NESSAA: then i go out
  438. NESSAA: with family
  439. NESSAA: or friends
  440. NESSAA: then come home at like
  441. Roca: a what is ho a wassuhhh
  442. NESSAA: 7 pm
  443. NESSAA: maybe8
  444. AngelxLarieAngelxLarie WhisperAdd Friend: lmfaoo.
  445. Roca: can a nigga get in them guts
  446. AngelxLarie: z
  447. NESSAA: loll
  448. AngelxLarie: lmao.
  449. AngelxLarie: Im dead.
  450. Roca: cut you up like you aint been cut
  451. NESSAA: shower
  452. AngelxLarie: @this song
  453. AngelxLarie: lmao.
  454. NESSAANESSAA WhisperAdd Friend: relax
  455. NESSAA: weekends work out
  456. Ave: You talking about going out when you online right now talking shit back to me.
  457. NESSAANESSAA WhisperAdd Friend: yas its night im bored
  458. NESSAA: why else
  459. TheTrapGod: lol.
  460. NESSAANESSAA WhisperAdd Friend: u the one bytching
  461. NESSAANESSAA WhisperAdd Friend: loll
  462. Ave: zz.
  463. NESSAANESSAA WhisperAdd Friend: crying about ur games lil boy
  464. AngelxLarie: like please stop?
  465. AngelxLarie: z
  466. NESSAA: aint no one care that u sit all day
  467. NESSAA: smh
  468. NESSAA: loll
  469. AngelxLarie: too much.
  470. Ave: I didn't know bitching was the same as replying.
  471. 8hunchoz: ayo lowkey twin .
  472. 8hunchoz: lol
  473. Ave: Ayo@imvu?
  474. NESSAA: anyone who fucks with you prolly stays at hoem all day to
  475.  
  476. (And guess who waiting in my friend requests http://prntscr.com/4fl9tf Lmfaooooo)
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