[9:24:25 p.m.] Caity: wtf?
[9:24:35 p.m.] Bart: l0l0l
[9:24:41 p.m.] Caity: dude why are you so obsessed
[9:24:47 p.m.] Bart: obsessed?
[9:24:49 p.m.] Bart: yeah
[9:24:53 p.m.] Bart: im obsessed whoa
[9:24:57 p.m.] Bart: im crazy for the fat
[9:25:07 p.m.] Bart: 1. i was on skype talking to a mate
[9:25:16 p.m.] Caity: you didn't have to start talking to me, lol
[9:25:17 p.m.] Bart: and was about to sign off and i saw ur name
[9:25:23 p.m.] Bart: im like
[9:25:25 p.m.] Bart: flaming you out
[9:25:29 p.m.] Bart: opposed to talking to you
[9:25:29 p.m.] Caity: ohrite
[9:25:32 p.m.] Caity: continue?
[9:25:37 p.m.] Bart: u fat still
[9:25:38 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:25:41 p.m.] Caity: totally
[9:25:46 p.m.] Bart: pregnant
[9:25:47 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:25:54 p.m.] Caity: of course
[9:26:00 p.m.] Bart: oh wait
[9:26:01 p.m.] Caity: im naming the baby mowgli
[9:26:06 p.m.] Bart: u told everyone that because
[9:26:11 p.m.] Bart: you wanted attention?
[9:26:16 p.m.] Caity: yep definitely
[9:26:17 p.m.] Bart: typical caity
[9:26:18 p.m.] Bart: rofl
[9:26:35 p.m.] Bart: how could i forget such a fat slag
[9:26:41 p.m.] Bart: suck a black bent
[9:26:41 p.m.] Caity: dont ask me
[9:26:43 p.m.] Bart: seriously
[9:27:12 p.m.] Caity: ahahaha you spammed me for 20 minutes while i was at a mates house?
[9:27:19 p.m.] Caity: that's not obsessed at all
[9:27:23 p.m.] Bart: -.-?
[9:27:31 p.m.] Bart: flamed is completely different
[9:27:32 p.m.] Bart: and btw
[9:27:34 p.m.] Caity: oops
[9:27:34 p.m.] Bart: im like
[9:27:34 p.m.] Caity: sorry
[9:27:40 p.m.] Bart: watching a movie lol.
[9:27:50 p.m.] Bart: and d
[9:27:50 p.m.] Bart: dw
[9:27:51 p.m.] Bart: its fine
[9:27:59 p.m.] Bart: fat people get alot of things messed up
[9:28:05 p.m.] Caity: oh okay cool :D
[9:28:11 p.m.] Bart: like
[9:28:12 p.m.] Bart: their
[9:28:18 p.m.] Bart: appetite
[9:28:24 p.m.] Caity: your right!
[9:28:28 p.m.] Bart: yeah ;D
[9:28:30 p.m.] Bart: i know
[9:28:33 p.m.] Caity: ill just go eat another pie
[9:28:37 p.m.] Caity: ive only had 9 today
[9:28:38 p.m.] Caity: shit
[9:28:53 p.m.] Bart: what you saying shit for
[9:28:56 p.m.] Bart: thats like
[9:28:56 p.m.] Bart: the usual
[9:29:10 p.m.] Caity: no fucking way, i usually have like 20 at least
[9:29:17 p.m.] Bart: no
[9:29:17 p.m.] Bart: srs
[9:29:18 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:29:23 p.m.] Caity: -.-
[9:29:26 p.m.] Bart: dont answer
[9:29:29 p.m.] Bart: it was retorical
[9:29:35 p.m.] Caity: rhetorical*
[9:29:44 p.m.] Bart: no wonder you have like
[9:29:48 p.m.] Bart: e-friends and thats about it
[9:29:55 p.m.] Caity: inorite?
[9:30:03 p.m.] Bart: someone tries to talk
[9:30:11 p.m.] Bart: 'NO ITS NOT SPELT LIKE THAT LOL
[9:30:20 p.m.] Bart: kk well
[9:30:22 p.m.] Caity: woah shit
[9:30:28 p.m.] Bart: how about you drop off a 'few' pounds
[9:30:36 p.m.] Bart: its whoa btw
[9:30:40 p.m.] Caity: dude, i can lose weight. it's not so easy to get sum 'downer eyes' fixed.
[9:30:49 p.m.] Bart: downer eyes
[9:30:55 p.m.] Bart: u srs lol
[9:30:57 p.m.] Bart: or
[9:30:57 p.m.] Bart: u
[9:30:58 p.m.] Bart: jk
[9:30:59 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:31:04 p.m.] Bart: u sound like u srs
[9:31:05 p.m.] Bart: but
[9:31:08 p.m.] Bart: u talk like
[9:31:09 p.m.] Caity: i dunno, think about it
[9:31:09 p.m.] Bart: u jk
[9:31:15 p.m.] Caity: can you see shit outta them?
[9:31:20 p.m.] Caity: wuts it like
[9:31:24 p.m.] Bart: i can see people
[9:31:26 p.m.] Bart: idk about shit
[9:31:28 p.m.] Bart: you might
[9:31:34 p.m.] Bart: your head is so far up your ass afterall
[9:31:40 p.m.] Caity: hahaha
[9:31:43 p.m.] Caity: i know!
[9:31:48 p.m.] Bart: yeah same o_O
[9:32:00 p.m.] Bart: ur best friend still 2 years younger than u
[9:32:00 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:32:10 p.m.] Caity: lol i trol u
[9:32:12 p.m.] Caity: how old am i?
[9:32:17 p.m.] Bart: idk
[9:32:20 p.m.] Bart: i like
[9:32:26 p.m.] Bart: forgot everything about you
[9:32:32 p.m.] Caity: well that's good to know
[9:32:33 p.m.] Bart: in about
[9:32:35 p.m.] Bart: 1-2 weeks
[9:32:36 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:32:50 p.m.] Caity: well that's really good?
[9:32:58 p.m.] Bart: i thought so too :D
[9:33:09 p.m.] Bart: your mum still think youre fat
[9:33:10 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:33:15 p.m.] Bart: ye probs lel
[9:33:21 p.m.] Caity: 'lel' totally
[9:33:22 p.m.] Bart: better start walking to school more
[9:33:26 p.m.] Caity: i better eh
[9:33:29 p.m.] Bart: yeah
[9:33:30 p.m.] Bart: watch out
[9:33:32 p.m.] Caity: don't wanna break my car
[9:33:44 p.m.] Caity: already replaced the seat 58 times
[9:33:50 p.m.] Caity: due to my massive ass
[9:34:06 p.m.] Bart: 1. that joke failed like holyomg
[9:34:09 p.m.] Bart: 2.
[9:34:14 p.m.] Bart: dont say u have a massive ass
[9:34:15 p.m.] Caity: it wasn't a joke
[9:34:26 p.m.] Bart: wow i see when we broke up
[9:34:26 p.m.] Bart: u like
[9:34:38 p.m.] Bart: caught some comedic skills or something
[9:34:46 p.m.] Caity: u srs?
[9:34:56 p.m.] Bart: nah im joking
[9:35:07 p.m.] Caity: whoa shit, theres some comedic skills right there
[9:35:28 p.m.] Caity: ur funny as fuck
[9:35:42 p.m.] Bart: i dont find fucking funny lol.
[9:35:51 p.m.] Bart: o_O?
[9:35:58 p.m.] Bart: u probs wouldnt know
[9:36:04 p.m.] Caity: probs not
[9:36:07 p.m.] Caity: hows the single life?
[9:36:38 p.m.] Bart: well its pretty good. i went out with another chick after i dumped u
[9:36:44 p.m.] Bart: and now i just
[9:36:46 p.m.] Caity: ngaww, what? on neopets?
[9:36:49 p.m.] Bart: go to parties and get fucked there
[9:36:52 p.m.] Bart: oh shit yes
[9:36:59 p.m.] Bart: neopets cause ive hit up that site before
[9:37:01 p.m.] Bart: fuckin ay
[9:37:07 p.m.] Caity: 'fuckin ay'
[9:37:11 p.m.] Caity: you're not a nigger
[9:37:12 p.m.] Caity: don't talk like one
[9:37:24 p.m.] Bart: if i wanted to talk like a nigger
[9:37:35 p.m.] Bart: i would talk like this
[9:38:04 p.m.] Bart: Yo bTcH PlZ gImmIE Muny 2mrw @ skwl
[9:38:08 p.m.] Caity: i didn't ask for an example
[9:38:10 p.m.] Bart: or something
[9:38:10 p.m.] Caity: but okay
[9:38:18 p.m.] Bart: wel you were saying i talked like a black
[9:38:23 p.m.] Bart: so i was correcting you
[9:38:23 p.m.] Bart: but dw
[9:38:31 p.m.] Bart: we all fuck up alot in our loves
[9:38:36 p.m.] Bart: mine was e-dating with you
[9:38:42 p.m.] Bart: lives*
[9:38:44 p.m.] Bart: lel
[9:38:55 p.m.] Caity: okay
[9:39:09 p.m.] Caity: why do you have to keep being a fag to me anyway?
[9:39:09 p.m.] Bart: got nothng?
[9:39:14 p.m.] Bart: lmfa0
[9:39:15 p.m.] Bart: cause ur
[9:39:16 p.m.] Bart: fat
[9:39:18 p.m.] Bart: and
[9:39:19 p.m.] Bart: shitty
[9:39:31 p.m.] Bart: u have any idea
[9:39:32 p.m.] Bart: how much
[9:39:38 p.m.] Bart: self satisfaction im getting from this
[9:39:39 p.m.] Bart: like
[9:39:41 p.m.] Bart: holy shit
[9:39:42 p.m.] Bart: l0l
[9:39:56 p.m.] Caity: you're a downer eyed virgin with no friends but i don't give you shit
[9:40:43 p.m.] Bart: 1. yeah imfull on downer shit yeah im in a retarded class in school thats me.
2. im not a virgin anymore lol.
3. ive got more friends than you weigh in kgs
[9:40:48 p.m.] Bart: which is ALOT
[9:41:09 p.m.] Caity: lol, not a virgin
[9:41:15 p.m.] Caity: you tell yourself that barthoven
[9:41:21 p.m.] Bart: l0l
[9:41:24 p.m.] Bart: something told me
[9:41:28 p.m.] Bart: u wouldnt believe me
[9:41:36 p.m.] Bart: probably because ur fat
[9:41:37 p.m.] Bart: and
[9:41:40 p.m.] Bart: i changed ALOT
[9:41:43 p.m.] Bart: since we last spoke
[9:42:01 p.m.] Caity: this makes you cool because?
[9:42:06 p.m.] Bart: whoa whoa whoa
[9:42:08 p.m.] Bart: when did i say
[9:42:13 p.m.] Bart: i was cool lmfao
[9:42:22 p.m.] Bart: i dont recall saying that
[9:42:34 p.m.] Bart: oh shit
[9:42:38 p.m.] Bart: cmonnn
[9:42:41 p.m.] Bart: hurry up
[9:42:42 p.m.] Caity: eh
[9:42:52 p.m.] Caity: cbf
[9:42:55 p.m.] Bart: l0l
[9:42:59 p.m.] Bart: thats it
[9:43:01 p.m.] Caity: pretty much
[9:43:03 p.m.] Bart: you try and
[9:43:06 p.m.] Bart: ethug battle with me
[9:43:23 p.m.] Bart: and i drop u on ur forehead
[9:43:24 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:43:39 p.m.] Caity: who comes on and spams me for 20 mins?
[9:43:53 p.m.] Caity: don't you have better things to do?
[9:43:55 p.m.] Bart: well i dont think youd 'love to know'
[9:43:57 p.m.] Bart: but
[9:44:16 p.m.] Bart: i got my tv taken off me, ps3, etc and grounded for 2 months
[9:44:17 p.m.] Bart: so
[9:44:24 p.m.] Bart: what could i do
[9:44:29 p.m.] Bart: but flame out a fatty
[9:44:33 p.m.] Bart: tubby mc lubkinz
[9:44:34 p.m.] Bart: l0l
[9:44:49 p.m.] Caity: hahahahahahaha you're funny as fuck
[9:44:55 p.m.] Bart: again
[9:44:58 p.m.] Bart: fucking isnt funny
[9:45:02 p.m.] Bart: you should know that
[9:45:02 p.m.] Bart: oh wait
[9:45:03 p.m.] Bart: u
[9:45:04 p.m.] Bart: a
[9:45:05 p.m.] Bart: virgin
[9:45:06 p.m.] Bart: ?
[9:45:13 p.m.] Bart: thats righht
[9:45:13 p.m.] Caity: nope
[9:45:20 p.m.] Bart: whod you fuck
[9:45:22 p.m.] Bart: your dog?
[9:45:29 p.m.] Caity: no yours
[9:45:38 p.m.] Bart: wow srsly
[9:45:41 p.m.] Bart: my dog like
[9:45:43 p.m.] Bart: cant move
[9:45:44 p.m.] Bart: but ok
[9:45:46 p.m.] Bart: lol.
[9:45:55 p.m.] Caity: lol k
[9:46:09 p.m.] Bart: oh wow
[9:46:23 p.m.] Bart: i cant believe i didnt see it
[9:46:28 p.m.] Bart: my dog cant move
[9:46:29 p.m.] Bart: u cant move
[9:46:32 p.m.] Bart: BAM
[9:46:53 p.m.] Bart:  u fat bro?
[9:46:54 p.m.] Bart: i mead
[9:46:57 p.m.] Bart: mad bro
[9:46:58 p.m.] Bart: LOL
[9:47:04 p.m.] Bart: mean*
[9:47:07 p.m.] Caity: wtf?
[9:47:14 p.m.] Bart: oh shit u r mad
[9:47:16 p.m.] Bart: y u so mad
[9:47:21 p.m.] Bart: no need to be mad
[9:47:23 p.m.] Bart: calm
[9:47:23 p.m.] Bart: dw
[9:47:31 p.m.] Bart: go on
[9:47:38 p.m.] Bart: try cuss me out via the net
[9:47:44 p.m.] Bart: im waiting for it
[9:47:55 p.m.] Bart: Go.