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Thread 59: Stories 76-81

May 6th, 2015
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  1. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
  2.  
  3. NC
  4. ~~~
  5.  
  6. '...So what is deal with catbirds brother and sister-'
  7.  
  8. >I don't know, and I don't want to know.
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  11.  
  12. OMAKE!
  13. >Chrysalis
  14. "18"
  15. ~~
  16.  
  17. >Hey, I actually pulled this off! Didn't piss anybody off, saved one of my guys, didn't lose face, and I even managed to ask for help and get backup! Holy shit, I actually pulled off the impossible!
  18.  
  19. "Yeah, but I'm still the one going on the date next thread."
  20.  
  21. >....FUCK YOU!
  22.  
  23. "Save it for the harem end, honey."
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  26.  
  27. OMAKE!
  28. >AJ
  29. "Twilight"
  30. ~~~
  31.  
  32. >So... ya' pulled off a pretty cool plan, Ah' hear?
  33.  
  34. "Oh yeah! It was amazing, AJ! I got to be all intriguing and got to act and... what's wrong?"
  35.  
  36. >Nothin'.
  37.  
  38. "Applejack?"
  39.  
  40. >...WHY DIDN'T AH' GET TA' BE IN THE PLAN! Ah' could'a done somethin'! Ah'm a pretty good actor! Ah' am!
  41.  
  42. "Applejack, it was kind of a last minute thing-"
  43.  
  44. >PHOOEY!
  45.  
  46. "...Sorry?"
  47.  
  48. >HRMPH!
  49.  
  50. "...You could always ask Chrysalis-"
  51.  
  52. >AH'M A GOOD ACTOOOORRRR!
  53.  
  54. *Runs off*
  55.  
  56. "...Good thing I'M not the element of honesty there..."
  57.  
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  59.  
  60. NCOMAKE!
  61. >Chrysalis
  62. "SA"
  63. ~~~
  64.  
  65. >Come oooonnnnn.
  66.  
  67. "Nope."
  68.  
  69. >Come onnnnn!
  70.  
  71. "Nooope."
  72.  
  73. >I've been a good girl, come on, give me a treat! Just a liiitttle.... everything.
  74.  
  75. "No, Chrysalis."
  76.  
  77. >ALL OF THIS WAS FOR NOTHING!
  78.  
  79. "Do you see why Eighteen got first dibs now?"
  80.  
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  82.  
  83. Non-Canon Pinkie Preview
  84.  
  85. >Pinkie
  86. ~~~~~
  87. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqEny2Ir_Sk
  88. >By some miracle, Chrysalis works it out with 32 and gets set free. Vekir continues her journey to be more ambassadory and Chitania gets a hooker for restore her love reserves.
  89. >Maude continues to have a good time eating the Crystal Empire while Shining completely forgets about her. Pennydrop creates a new droid named Peacetrotter. Screwloose has fun playing a game called "Does it hurt here?" 42 decides to spy on 18's date. Celestia makes a breakthrough in liquid cake development. Find out what happens next in thread 60: Hearts and Hooves Day is Cancelled!?!...and of course, lovely fan service!
  90.  
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  92.  
  93. OMAKE!
  94. >Chitania
  95. "Prostitute"
  96. ~~
  97.  
  98. "Don't see what the big deal is honey child, we're both in similar professions!"
  99.  
  100. >WHAT!? We're nothing alike!
  101.  
  102. "Oh, so ya' don't get 'loved' for food related gain?"
  103.  
  104. >...Shut up.
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  106. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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