the real shit (BadTranslator #1)

Original text:
"I am the Ultimate Potato"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"This is the end."

Original text:
"Shadow loves Screaming"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I'm uninspired and problems."

Original text:
"This bad translator is funny because he's fat."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"The proper translation is very good."

Original text:
"I have played Grand Theft Auto Five, and now people are crying because I hugged the ultimate potato."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Grand Theft Auto series, and now France, satisfied with the mouth."

Original text:
"Michael Jackson is not dead."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Michael Jackson died."

Original text:
"Oh my god a monster. It looks like the ultimate potato."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"I'm a monster! It looks like a potato"

Original text:
"I am bleeding because I stabbed you with a knife."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Photos CAL played."











































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































Original text:

"Cool! You have found the hidden text!"

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Terry, looking for hidden text"