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Jul 15th, 2019
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  9. <i>This is how it started.</i>
  10.  
  11. 3
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  13. <i>Four best friends and a book.</i>
  14.  
  15. 4
  16. 00:01:03,770 --> 00:01:06,301
  17. <i>Vivian was the one
  18. who had the idea.</i>
  19.  
  20. 5
  21. 00:01:06,303 --> 00:01:07,867
  22. <i>She'd seen it in a magazine,</i>
  23.  
  24. 6
  25. 00:01:07,869 --> 00:01:09,800
  26. <i>and it was that
  27. very first book</i>
  28.  
  29. 7
  30. 00:01:09,802 --> 00:01:11,903
  31. <i>that gave her
  32. a lifelong philosophy.</i>
  33.  
  34. 8
  35. 00:01:12,735 --> 00:01:15,069
  36. You know what
  37. I find sexiest about you?
  38.  
  39. 9
  40. 00:01:15,904 --> 00:01:16,733
  41. Do tell.
  42.  
  43. 10
  44. 00:01:16,735 --> 00:01:18,300
  45. You don't need me.
  46.  
  47. 11
  48. 00:01:18,302 --> 00:01:19,701
  49. I don't need anyone.
  50.  
  51. 12
  52. 00:01:19,703 --> 00:01:22,635
  53. It's the secret
  54. to my success.
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:01:22,637 --> 00:01:24,704
  58. <i>And successful she was.</i>
  59.  
  60. 14
  61. 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:27,934
  62. <i>The hotel we were standing
  63. in front of...</i>
  64.  
  65. 15
  66. 00:01:27,936 --> 00:01:28,968
  67. <i>...she owns.</i>
  68.  
  69. 16
  70. 00:01:28,970 --> 00:01:30,034
  71. <i>And ten years later,</i>
  72.  
  73. 17
  74. 00:01:30,036 --> 00:01:32,603
  75. <i>she tore it down
  76. and built a new one.</i>
  77.  
  78. 18
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  80. Good morning, Miss O'Donnell.
  81.  
  82. 19
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  84. Uh-huh.
  85.  
  86. 20
  87. 00:01:40,669 --> 00:01:42,300
  88. Yeah, I'll call you back.
  89.  
  90. 21
  91. 00:01:46,503 --> 00:01:47,768
  92. Slim?
  93.  
  94. 22
  95. 00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:49,303
  96. <i>This is Arthur.</i>
  97.  
  98. 23
  99. 00:01:49,736 --> 00:01:52,736
  100. <i>The first time they had sex
  101. was on a mix board.</i>
  102.  
  103. 24
  104. 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,534
  105. <i>They were madly in love.</i>
  106.  
  107. 25
  108. 00:01:54,536 --> 00:01:55,868
  109. <i>He proposed.</i>
  110.  
  111. 26
  112. 00:01:56,169 --> 00:01:57,532
  113. <i>She said no.</i>
  114.  
  115. 27
  116. 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:58,834
  117. <i>He left town.</i>
  118.  
  119. 28
  120. 00:02:00,136 --> 00:02:02,067
  121. My, oh, my.
  122.  
  123. 29
  124. 00:02:02,069 --> 00:02:03,167
  125. Arthur Riley.
  126.  
  127. 30
  128. 00:02:03,169 --> 00:02:04,936
  129. What's it been, 40 years?
  130.  
  131. 31
  132. 00:02:05,602 --> 00:02:08,632
  133. That's impossible. That
  134. would mean I was only six.
  135.  
  136. 32
  137. 00:02:08,634 --> 00:02:10,767
  138. - Still a wiseass, huh?
  139. - Yeah.
  140.  
  141. 33
  142. 00:02:11,202 --> 00:02:12,869
  143. Old habits die hard.
  144.  
  145. 34
  146. 00:02:13,169 --> 00:02:15,467
  147. I got to get back
  148. to this meeting, but, uh,
  149.  
  150. 35
  151. 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,332
  152. are you going to be
  153. in town for a while?
  154.  
  155. 36
  156. 00:02:17,334 --> 00:02:19,501
  157. I would hope so.
  158. I do live here.
  159.  
  160. 37
  161. 00:02:19,503 --> 00:02:20,969
  162. I'll find you.
  163.  
  164. 38
  165. 00:02:21,367 --> 00:02:22,901
  166. It's good to see you, Slim.
  167.  
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  169. 00:02:25,068 --> 00:02:27,266
  170. <i>Now, Sharon
  171. was Vivian's roommate</i>
  172.  
  173. 40
  174. 00:02:27,268 --> 00:02:28,735
  175. <i>as an undergrad at Stanford.</i>
  176.  
  177. 41
  178. 00:02:29,068 --> 00:02:30,868
  179. <i>Then she went to law school.</i>
  180.  
  181. 42
  182. 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:34,636
  183. <i>Of the 301 people
  184. in her graduating class,</i>
  185.  
  186. 43
  187. 00:02:34,933 --> 00:02:36,067
  188. <i>62 were women.</i>
  189.  
  190. 44
  191. 00:02:36,069 --> 00:02:39,568
  192. <i>Of the 62,
  193. one became a federal judge.</i>
  194.  
  195. 45
  196. 00:02:45,902 --> 00:02:47,501
  197. He's on the phone now?
  198.  
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  201. Ladies and gentlemen,
  202. we're going to take
  203.  
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  205. 00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:51,267
  206. a five-minute recess.
  207.  
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  210. All rise.
  211.  
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  214. This court will stand
  215. in recess for five minutes.
  216.  
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  219. No, no, no.
  220. You're never interrupting.
  221.  
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  224. How is Hawaii?
  225.  
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  227. 00:03:02,235 --> 00:03:05,032
  228. You got en... engaged?
  229.  
  230. 53
  231. 00:03:05,034 --> 00:03:07,132
  232. Why? I mean, wow!
  233.  
  234. 54
  235. 00:03:07,134 --> 00:03:09,867
  236. I didn't mean "why,"
  237. I meant "wow." Wow.
  238.  
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  241. Well, if I sound judgmental,
  242. that...
  243.  
  244. 56
  245. 00:03:13,968 --> 00:03:15,300
  246. That's a professional hazard.
  247.  
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  249. 00:03:15,733 --> 00:03:17,233
  250. Who's Cheryl?
  251.  
  252. 58
  253. 00:03:19,235 --> 00:03:22,664
  254. Oh, I didn't know
  255. your father was seeing someone.
  256.  
  257. 59
  258. 00:03:22,666 --> 00:03:24,532
  259. Good for him.
  260.  
  261. 60
  262. 00:03:24,534 --> 00:03:26,500
  263. And you. Good for both...
  264.  
  265. 61
  266. 00:03:26,502 --> 00:03:28,798
  267. Congratulations all around.
  268. Yeah.
  269.  
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  272. <i>In 1985,
  273. Sharon married Tom</i>
  274.  
  275. 63
  276. 00:03:31,601 --> 00:03:33,032
  277. <i>because he made her laugh.</i>
  278.  
  279. 64
  280. 00:03:33,034 --> 00:03:35,799
  281. <i>By 1999, she was
  282. no longer laughing.</i>
  283.  
  284. 65
  285. 00:03:35,801 --> 00:03:37,967
  286. <i>And the final straw came
  287. when Tom asked her</i>
  288.  
  289. 66
  290. 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,868
  291. <i>what "Don Quix-ote" was about.</i>
  292.  
  293. 67
  294. 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:42,531
  295. <i>The marriage ended
  296. and Sharon bought a cat.</i>
  297.  
  298. 68
  299. 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,665
  300. <i>Carol put herself
  301. through culinary school,</i>
  302.  
  303. 69
  304. 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:48,635
  305. <i>working as a waitress
  306. at a diner.</i>
  307.  
  308. 70
  309. 00:03:50,801 --> 00:03:52,767
  310. <i>She had two goals in life:</i>
  311.  
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  313. 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:56,931
  314. <i>one, to own and operate
  315. her own restaurant,</i>
  316.  
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  318. 00:03:56,933 --> 00:04:01,631
  319. <i>and two, to marry the man
  320. of her dreams, Bruce Colby.</i>
  321.  
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  324. <i>Since the moment they met,</i>
  325.  
  326. 74
  327. 00:04:03,167 --> 00:04:05,966
  328. <i>they've not been able to
  329. keep their hands off each other.</i>
  330.  
  331. 75
  332. 00:04:05,968 --> 00:04:08,431
  333. - Ooh!
  334. - Happy anniversary.
  335.  
  336. 76
  337. 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:11,168
  338. Happy anniversary.
  339.  
  340. 77
  341. 00:04:12,868 --> 00:04:14,298
  342. Dance lessons!
  343.  
  344. 78
  345. 00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:16,065
  346. - Oh.
  347. - Yep.
  348.  
  349. 79
  350. 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:17,231
  351. - Wow.
  352. - Yes.
  353.  
  354. 80
  355. 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:19,365
  356. Because the No Kid Hungry
  357. fundraiser
  358.  
  359. 81
  360. 00:04:19,367 --> 00:04:22,966
  361. is a talent show this year
  362. and I signed us up.
  363.  
  364. 82
  365. 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,231
  366. - To be in the talent show?
  367. - Yes!
  368.  
  369. 83
  370. 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:27,597
  371. I thought it was something fun
  372. we could do together
  373.  
  374. 84
  375. 00:04:27,599 --> 00:04:29,165
  376. now that you're retired.
  377.  
  378. 85
  379. 00:04:29,167 --> 00:04:31,702
  380. Now this is gorgeous!
  381.  
  382. 86
  383. 00:04:33,766 --> 00:04:35,932
  384. - Oh!
  385. - Eargasms!
  386.  
  387. 87
  388. 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:38,033
  389. Yeah, I got us both a pair.
  390.  
  391. 88
  392. 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,297
  393. Multiple Eargasms.
  394. Who does not love that?
  395.  
  396. 89
  397. 00:04:41,299 --> 00:04:45,398
  398. Well, no, it's so you can watch
  399. TV in bed without disturbing me,
  400.  
  401. 90
  402. 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:48,033
  403. and my snoring
  404. won't keep you awake.
  405.  
  406. 91
  407. 00:04:48,899 --> 00:04:50,833
  408. - Huh?
  409. - That's very thoughtful.
  410.  
  411. 92
  412. 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:55,231
  413. What do you say
  414. we get home and...
  415.  
  416. 93
  417. 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:57,264
  418. - I say yes.
  419. - Yay.
  420.  
  421. 94
  422. 00:05:02,399 --> 00:05:03,931
  423. <i>And then, there's me.</i>
  424.  
  425. 95
  426. 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:06,264
  427. <i>I didn't know what my path
  428. was going to be,</i>
  429.  
  430. 96
  431. 00:05:06,266 --> 00:05:08,800
  432. <i>and then it hit me,
  433. with a wave of nausea.</i>
  434.  
  435. 97
  436. 00:05:09,166 --> 00:05:11,733
  437. <i>Because of this guy,
  438. Harry Whittaker.</i>
  439.  
  440. 98
  441. 00:05:12,065 --> 00:05:14,030
  442. <i>We got married,
  443. and I became a...</i>
  444.  
  445. 99
  446. 00:05:14,032 --> 00:05:15,697
  447. - Mom!
  448. - What?
  449.  
  450. 100
  451. 00:05:15,699 --> 00:05:16,997
  452. Stop already.
  453.  
  454. 101
  455. 00:05:16,999 --> 00:05:20,531
  456. What? No!
  457. I just need to clear the caulk.
  458.  
  459. 102
  460. 00:05:20,533 --> 00:05:22,997
  461. - Clear the caulk?
  462. - Yes.
  463.  
  464. 103
  465. 00:05:22,999 --> 00:05:25,964
  466. There's a cute little ladybug
  467. trying to get out the window.
  468.  
  469. 104
  470. 00:05:25,966 --> 00:05:28,697
  471. Okay, someone's been watching
  472. way too much HGTV.
  473.  
  474. 105
  475. 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:31,099
  476. - Huh?
  477. - Mom, put the screwdriver down.
  478.  
  479. 106
  480. 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,530
  481. What?
  482.  
  483. 107
  484. 00:05:32,532 --> 00:05:33,865
  485. - Mom.
  486. - Uh-huh?
  487.  
  488. 108
  489. 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:35,130
  490. - We've been talking.
  491. - Yes?
  492.  
  493. 109
  494. 00:05:35,132 --> 00:05:37,097
  495. We want to move you
  496. to Arizona.
  497.  
  498. 110
  499. 00:05:37,099 --> 00:05:39,897
  500. Move me? Oh, my God.
  501. What am I, cattle?
  502.  
  503. 111
  504. 00:05:39,899 --> 00:05:42,163
  505. <i>These are our two daughters.</i>
  506.  
  507. 112
  508. 00:05:42,165 --> 00:05:46,332
  509. <i>Harry is an accountant.
  510. Well, he was an accountant.</i>
  511.  
  512. 113
  513. 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:48,697
  514. Your house is falling apart,
  515.  
  516. 114
  517. 00:05:48,699 --> 00:05:50,297
  518. and you don't have Dad
  519. to fix it.
  520.  
  521. 115
  522. 00:05:50,299 --> 00:05:52,699
  523. I know, but, my friends,
  524. they live here.
  525.  
  526. 116
  527. 00:05:52,932 --> 00:05:55,696
  528. And your family lives there.
  529.  
  530. 117
  531. 00:05:55,698 --> 00:05:57,496
  532. We just want you
  533. close to us, Mom.
  534.  
  535. 118
  536. 00:05:57,498 --> 00:05:58,563
  537. No, but...
  538.  
  539. 119
  540. 00:05:58,565 --> 00:05:59,829
  541. Feel it out
  542. for the weekend.
  543.  
  544. 120
  545. 00:05:59,831 --> 00:06:01,296
  546. If not for you,
  547. for us, please.
  548.  
  549. 121
  550. 00:06:01,298 --> 00:06:03,662
  551. - It's what Dad would've wanted.
  552. - All right.
  553.  
  554. 122
  555. 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,630
  556. <i>Well,
  557. it's been over 40 years</i>
  558.  
  559. 123
  560. 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:09,898
  561. <i>and through it all, every month,
  562. we still get together for...</i>
  563.  
  564. 124
  565. 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:14,764
  566. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
  567. Arthur as in Arthur?
  568.  
  569. 125
  570. 00:06:14,766 --> 00:06:17,063
  571. Wait a minute.
  572. Are you talking about...
  573.  
  574. 126
  575. 00:06:17,065 --> 00:06:20,063
  576. - radio-station-sex Arthur?
  577. - Yes!
  578.  
  579. 127
  580. 00:06:20,065 --> 00:06:22,030
  581. Proposed-with-a-milkshake
  582. Arthur.
  583.  
  584. 128
  585. 00:06:22,032 --> 00:06:24,897
  586. That Arthur.
  587. And he's staying at the hotel.
  588.  
  589. 129
  590. 00:06:24,899 --> 00:06:26,929
  591. Does he not hate you, though?
  592. He's got to.
  593.  
  594. 130
  595. 00:06:26,931 --> 00:06:28,865
  596. No. That was 40 years ago!
  597.  
  598. 131
  599. 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:31,300
  600. Yeah, but still.
  601. Oh! There she is.
  602.  
  603. 132
  604. 00:06:33,264 --> 00:06:36,229
  605. My son is engaged and
  606. my husband is in Maui
  607.  
  608. 133
  609. 00:06:36,231 --> 00:06:38,529
  610. with a tartlet named Cheryl.
  611.  
  612. 134
  613. 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:39,497
  614. Oh...
  615.  
  616. 135
  617. 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:40,795
  618. I need a drink.
  619.  
  620. 136
  621. 00:06:40,797 --> 00:06:42,430
  622. Your "husband"?
  623.  
  624. 137
  625. 00:06:42,432 --> 00:06:45,430
  626. You can't possibly still care
  627. about what Tom is doing.
  628.  
  629. 138
  630. 00:06:45,432 --> 00:06:46,829
  631. I don't care.
  632.  
  633. 139
  634. 00:06:46,831 --> 00:06:48,864
  635. But the guy gets seasick
  636. in a swimming pool.
  637.  
  638. 140
  639. 00:06:48,866 --> 00:06:50,764
  640. I mean, what the hell
  641. is he doing in Maui?
  642.  
  643. 141
  644. 00:06:51,197 --> 00:06:53,763
  645. Sounds like he's
  646. doing Cheryl in Maui.
  647.  
  648. 142
  649. 00:06:53,765 --> 00:06:55,131
  650. Oh, please.
  651.  
  652. 143
  653. 00:06:55,364 --> 00:06:58,029
  654. Who gets involved
  655. in a relationship at 67?
  656.  
  657. 144
  658. 00:06:58,031 --> 00:06:59,562
  659. I mean, what is the point?
  660.  
  661. 145
  662. 00:06:59,564 --> 00:07:02,631
  663. The point is to get laid.
  664. It's always the point.
  665.  
  666. 146
  667. 00:07:02,998 --> 00:07:06,694
  668. - Don't make me sick.
  669. - Who still says "get laid"?
  670.  
  671. 147
  672. 00:07:06,696 --> 00:07:08,330
  673. Who still has any interest?
  674.  
  675. 148
  676. 00:07:08,332 --> 00:07:11,130
  677. No, no, no. I am not gonna
  678. let us become those people.
  679.  
  680. 149
  681. 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:13,429
  682. - What people...
  683. - You know what people.
  684.  
  685. 150
  686. 00:07:13,431 --> 00:07:16,162
  687. The people who stop living
  688. before they stop living.
  689.  
  690. 151
  691. 00:07:16,164 --> 00:07:18,129
  692. I haven't had sex
  693. since my divorce
  694.  
  695. 152
  696. 00:07:18,131 --> 00:07:20,863
  697. and it's been the happiest
  698. 18 years of my life.
  699.  
  700. 153
  701. 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:24,661
  702. That must be
  703. some kind of record.
  704.  
  705. 154
  706. 00:07:24,663 --> 00:07:28,229
  707. I mean, what even happens
  708. to a vagina after 18 years?
  709.  
  710. 155
  711. 00:07:28,231 --> 00:07:30,660
  712. I think Werner Herzog
  713. did a documentary on that.
  714.  
  715. 156
  716. 00:07:30,662 --> 00:07:33,729
  717. Yeah. It's called
  718. <i>The Cave of Forgotten Dreams.</i>
  719.  
  720. 157
  721. 00:07:33,731 --> 00:07:36,062
  722. Okay! Will you stop it?
  723.  
  724. 158
  725. 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:38,329
  726. Moving on.
  727. Let's talk about the book.
  728.  
  729. 159
  730. 00:07:38,331 --> 00:07:40,795
  731. Oh, God. The hiking book?
  732. Really?
  733.  
  734. 160
  735. 00:07:40,797 --> 00:07:42,695
  736. Come on! I liked it!
  737.  
  738. 161
  739. 00:07:42,697 --> 00:07:46,329
  740. It's such a remarkable
  741. undertaking. Can you imagine?
  742.  
  743. 162
  744. 00:07:46,331 --> 00:07:50,161
  745. No, I cannot. I don't even
  746. like walking to my mailbox.
  747.  
  748. 163
  749. 00:07:50,163 --> 00:07:52,496
  750. It's just an amazing story.
  751.  
  752. 164
  753. 00:07:52,498 --> 00:07:55,295
  754. So many layers. I wouldn't
  755. even know how to break it down.
  756.  
  757. 165
  758. 00:07:55,297 --> 00:07:56,995
  759. I'll break it down for you.
  760.  
  761. 166
  762. 00:07:56,997 --> 00:07:58,828
  763. She hikes, she lost her boot,
  764. she did heroin.
  765.  
  766. 167
  767. 00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:00,529
  768. Did you only read
  769. the back cover?
  770.  
  771. 168
  772. 00:08:00,531 --> 00:08:01,827
  773. I wish.
  774.  
  775. 169
  776. 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,495
  777. I kept wanting
  778. to shout at her,
  779.  
  780. 170
  781. 00:08:03,497 --> 00:08:06,462
  782. "Oh, wait ten years, honey.
  783. Dry shampoo is coming."
  784.  
  785. 171
  786. 00:08:06,464 --> 00:08:08,762
  787. If you would ever
  788. connect with something
  789.  
  790. 172
  791. 00:08:08,764 --> 00:08:10,228
  792. on a more emotional level...
  793.  
  794. 173
  795. 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:12,561
  796. Emotional connection
  797. is highly overrated.
  798.  
  799. 174
  800. 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:16,062
  801. You have not had an emotional
  802. connection for 40 years.
  803.  
  804. 175
  805. 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:18,628
  806. Wow, that must be
  807. some type of record.
  808.  
  809. 176
  810. 00:08:18,630 --> 00:08:21,228
  811. Yeah, but what happens
  812. to emotions after 40 years?
  813.  
  814. 177
  815. 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:23,362
  816. Okay, okay,
  817. are you guys having fun?
  818.  
  819. 178
  820. 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:26,195
  821. Oh, come on.
  822. You know we love you.
  823.  
  824. 179
  825. 00:08:26,197 --> 00:08:28,027
  826. Maybe it's time
  827. you did take a hike
  828.  
  829. 180
  830. 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,129
  831. and try to reconnect
  832. with your own true self.
  833.  
  834. 181
  835. 00:08:30,131 --> 00:08:31,662
  836. I'll buy you a backpack.
  837.  
  838. 182
  839. 00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:34,361
  840. I'll tell you how to reconnect
  841. with your own true self,
  842.  
  843. 183
  844. 00:08:34,363 --> 00:08:36,831
  845. and it ain't by walking alone
  846. through the desert.
  847.  
  848. 184
  849. 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:42,097
  850. I would like to introduce you
  851. to Christian Grey.
  852.  
  853. 185
  854. 00:08:42,329 --> 00:08:43,395
  855. Oh...
  856.  
  857. 186
  858. 00:08:43,797 --> 00:08:45,161
  859. Oh, no.
  860.  
  861. 187
  862. 00:08:45,163 --> 00:08:46,762
  863. It was a bestseller
  864. made into a movie.
  865.  
  866. 188
  867. 00:08:46,764 --> 00:08:49,228
  868. - That is our theme this year.
  869. - Oh, wow.
  870.  
  871. 189
  872. 00:08:49,230 --> 00:08:51,060
  873. We are not reading this.
  874.  
  875. 190
  876. 00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:52,560
  877. It's my month!
  878.  
  879. 191
  880. 00:08:52,562 --> 00:08:54,128
  881. When it's your month,
  882. you can choose whatever
  883.  
  884. 192
  885. 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:55,826
  886. boring, depressing book
  887. you want.
  888.  
  889. 193
  890. 00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:58,395
  891. I'm not sure
  892. this qualifies as a book.
  893.  
  894. 194
  895. 00:08:58,397 --> 00:09:00,228
  896. Well, 50 million people
  897. can't be wrong.
  898.  
  899. 195
  900. 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:03,261
  901. To... To even be holding
  902. this book is embarrassing.
  903.  
  904. 196
  905. 00:09:03,263 --> 00:09:05,062
  906. Who's judging you, your cat?
  907.  
  908. 197
  909. 00:09:05,064 --> 00:09:07,695
  910. I do like the idea
  911. of a romance.
  912.  
  913. 198
  914. 00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:09,660
  915. We are too old!
  916.  
  917. 199
  918. 00:09:09,662 --> 00:09:12,527
  919. But it says right here
  920. "for mature audiences."
  921.  
  922. 200
  923. 00:09:12,529 --> 00:09:14,394
  924. Yeah, that certainly
  925. sounds like us.
  926.  
  927. 201
  928. 00:09:14,396 --> 00:09:18,495
  929. We started this book club
  930. to stimulate our minds.
  931.  
  932. 202
  933. 00:09:18,497 --> 00:09:21,927
  934. Well, from what I hear, this
  935. book is quite stimulating.
  936.  
  937. 203
  938. 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:22,960
  939. Oh, God.
  940.  
  941. 204
  942. 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:25,194
  943. So... come on!
  944.  
  945. 205
  946. 00:09:25,196 --> 00:09:27,560
  947. - Let's toast to our new book.
  948. - All right.
  949.  
  950. 206
  951. 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:29,827
  952. - Oh, good.
  953. - Drink up. Hoist that glass.
  954.  
  955. 207
  956. 00:09:29,829 --> 00:09:32,295
  957. - Yeah.
  958. - Happy reading, ladies!
  959.  
  960. 208
  961. 00:09:35,862 --> 00:09:37,095
  962. Oh...
  963.  
  964. 209
  965. 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,361
  966. Oh, God.
  967.  
  968. 210
  969. 00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,427
  970. Okay.
  971.  
  972. 211
  973. 00:09:49,495 --> 00:09:50,627
  974. Oh, my...
  975.  
  976. 212
  977. 00:09:50,629 --> 00:09:51,959
  978. Oh, I didn't...
  979.  
  980. 213
  981. 00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:54,196
  982. I'm really so terribly...
  983.  
  984. 214
  985. 00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,027
  986. I'm so sorry.
  987.  
  988. 215
  989. 00:09:56,796 --> 00:09:57,926
  990. I... I...
  991.  
  992. 216
  993. 00:09:59,262 --> 00:10:01,226
  994. - You need some help?
  995. - I'm sorry. No, I'm fine.
  996.  
  997. 217
  998. 00:10:01,228 --> 00:10:03,727
  999. I really didn't mean
  1000. to disturb you.
  1001.  
  1002. 218
  1003. 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,529
  1004. - Too late.
  1005. - I know, I know.
  1006.  
  1007. 219
  1008. 00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:08,427
  1009. Wow.
  1010.  
  1011. 220
  1012. 00:10:08,429 --> 00:10:10,562
  1013. It's...
  1014. This is so humiliating.
  1015.  
  1016. 221
  1017. 00:10:12,795 --> 00:10:14,359
  1018. - Are you okay?
  1019. - I'm...
  1020.  
  1021. 222
  1022. 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:16,328
  1023. - I'm really scared of flying.
  1024. - You shouldn't be.
  1025.  
  1026. 223
  1027. 00:10:17,062 --> 00:10:20,196
  1028. Oh, yeah, well,
  1029. I won't be once these...
  1030.  
  1031. 224
  1032. 00:10:20,894 --> 00:10:22,293
  1033. kick into my bloodstream.
  1034.  
  1035. 225
  1036. 00:10:22,295 --> 00:10:24,192
  1037. The safest way to travel.
  1038.  
  1039. 226
  1040. 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:26,792
  1041. - You want to know why you think that?
  1042. - Why?
  1043.  
  1044. 227
  1045. 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:30,260
  1046. Because you never met anybody
  1047. who's been in a plane crash.
  1048.  
  1049. 228
  1050. 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,860
  1051. - And you want to know why?
  1052. - Why?
  1053.  
  1054. 229
  1055. 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:33,495
  1056. Because they're all dead.
  1057.  
  1058. 230
  1059. 00:10:36,128 --> 00:10:38,225
  1060. I think those pills
  1061. are affecting you already.
  1062.  
  1063. 231
  1064. 00:10:38,227 --> 00:10:40,359
  1065. I think so.
  1066. Oh, my God.
  1067.  
  1068. 232
  1069. 00:10:40,361 --> 00:10:42,060
  1070. What... What takes you
  1071. to Arizona?
  1072.  
  1073. 233
  1074. 00:10:42,062 --> 00:10:43,661
  1075. Oh, my...
  1076.  
  1077. 234
  1078. 00:10:44,028 --> 00:10:45,793
  1079. - My daughters live there.
  1080. - Hmm.
  1081.  
  1082. 235
  1083. 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,459
  1084. Well, that should be fun.
  1085.  
  1086. 236
  1087. 00:10:47,461 --> 00:10:48,728
  1088. Not exactly.
  1089.  
  1090. 237
  1091. 00:10:49,161 --> 00:10:50,625
  1092. They're kind of
  1093. forcing me to go.
  1094.  
  1095. 238
  1096. 00:10:50,627 --> 00:10:51,627
  1097. Why?
  1098.  
  1099. 239
  1100. 00:10:52,094 --> 00:10:53,760
  1101. Well...
  1102.  
  1103. 240
  1104. 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:58,393
  1105. my husband,
  1106. he died last year, so...
  1107.  
  1108. 241
  1109. 00:10:59,128 --> 00:11:00,394
  1110. Plane crash?
  1111.  
  1112. 242
  1113. 00:11:00,396 --> 00:11:03,462
  1114. Oh! You didn't say that.
  1115.  
  1116. 243
  1117. 00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:05,926
  1118. - Sorry, that was a bad joke.
  1119. - That's okay.
  1120.  
  1121. 244
  1122. 00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:08,658
  1123. - I'm really sorry for your loss.
  1124. - I'm sorry, too. No, well...
  1125.  
  1126. 245
  1127. 00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:11,294
  1128. Thank you, that's sweet.
  1129. Thank you so much.
  1130.  
  1131. 246
  1132. 00:11:12,261 --> 00:11:13,226
  1133. Yeah...
  1134.  
  1135. 247
  1136. 00:11:13,228 --> 00:11:14,658
  1137. - Oh!
  1138. - Hey!
  1139.  
  1140. 248
  1141. 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,959
  1142. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God.
  1143.  
  1144. 249
  1145. 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:21,161
  1146. Oh, this is terrible.
  1147.  
  1148. 250
  1149. 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:23,458
  1150. - Wow.
  1151. - I'm so...
  1152.  
  1153. 251
  1154. 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:26,262
  1155. That was the jet bridge
  1156. and we're still on the ground.
  1157.  
  1158. 252
  1159. 00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:28,192
  1160. - We're still on the ground?
  1161. - Yeah.
  1162.  
  1163. 253
  1164. 00:11:28,194 --> 00:11:31,528
  1165. I'm so terribly sorry.
  1166.  
  1167. 254
  1168. 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,592
  1169. - I'm quite all right.
  1170. - Okay.
  1171.  
  1172. 255
  1173. 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,192
  1174. Anything I can do to make
  1175. your flight more comfortable.
  1176.  
  1177. 256
  1178. 00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:40,326
  1179. I appreciate that,
  1180. thank you so much.
  1181.  
  1182. 257
  1183. 00:11:46,927 --> 00:11:49,993
  1184. Oh, Jesus.
  1185.  
  1186. 258
  1187. 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,026
  1188. Oh, wow.
  1189.  
  1190. 259
  1191. 00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:08,592
  1192. Oh...
  1193.  
  1194. 260
  1195. 00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:11,226
  1196. Oh.
  1197.  
  1198. 261
  1199. 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:12,893
  1200. Okay.
  1201.  
  1202. 262
  1203. 00:12:13,459 --> 00:12:15,759
  1204. Give me a break, okay?
  1205.  
  1206. 263
  1207. 00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:17,824
  1208. This...
  1209.  
  1210. 264
  1211. 00:12:18,894 --> 00:12:20,126
  1212. <i>Whoa!</i>
  1213.  
  1214. 265
  1215. 00:12:23,427 --> 00:12:26,226
  1216. Oh, my God, yes.
  1217.  
  1218. 266
  1219. 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,057
  1220. - You know, I was wondering.
  1221. - Huh?
  1222.  
  1223. 267
  1224. 00:12:32,059 --> 00:12:34,290
  1225. That must have been one heck
  1226. of a book you were reading.
  1227.  
  1228. 268
  1229. 00:12:34,292 --> 00:12:35,459
  1230. May I ask what it was?
  1231.  
  1232. 269
  1233. 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:38,824
  1234. - <i>Moby Dick.</i> That's what it was.
  1235. - <i>Moby Dick.</i>
  1236.  
  1237. 270
  1238. 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,292
  1239. Uh-huh. Melville.
  1240.  
  1241. 271
  1242. 00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:44,161
  1243. I didn't realize Christian Grey
  1244. had a nickname.
  1245.  
  1246. 272
  1247. 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,157
  1248. - Enjoy Arizona.
  1249. - Yeah, sure, of course.
  1250.  
  1251. 273
  1252. 00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:49,659
  1253. Not a problem.
  1254.  
  1255. 274
  1256. 00:12:58,425 --> 00:13:01,659
  1257. <i>Miss O'Donnell,
  1258. I have an Arthur Riley for you.</i>
  1259.  
  1260. 275
  1261. 00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:04,124
  1262. Is that so?
  1263.  
  1264. 276
  1265. 00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:06,459
  1266. Take a message.
  1267.  
  1268. 277
  1269. 00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:08,690
  1270. Take a message?
  1271.  
  1272. 278
  1273. 00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:09,890
  1274. Really?
  1275.  
  1276. 279
  1277. 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,425
  1278. I didn't realize that...
  1279.  
  1280. 280
  1281. 00:13:13,427 --> 00:13:14,823
  1282. that you were here.
  1283.  
  1284. 281
  1285. 00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:17,725
  1286. We just saw each other
  1287. in the lobby two days ago.
  1288.  
  1289. 282
  1290. 00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:21,693
  1291. Pity. They say the memory
  1292. is the second thing to go.
  1293.  
  1294. 283
  1295. 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,659
  1296. - What's the first thing to go?
  1297. - Can't remember.
  1298.  
  1299. 284
  1300. 00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:29,459
  1301. I'm impressed.
  1302.  
  1303. 285
  1304. 00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:31,589
  1305. - How did you find me?
  1306. - Google.
  1307.  
  1308. 286
  1309. 00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:34,757
  1310. - Google?
  1311. - Yeah, it's a service on the computer.
  1312.  
  1313. 287
  1314. 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,289
  1315. Yeah, I know Google.
  1316.  
  1317. 288
  1318. 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:39,056
  1319. Oh, well, I'm younger than
  1320. you, so I didn't know...
  1321.  
  1322. 289
  1323. 00:13:39,058 --> 00:13:41,656
  1324. Oh, cute. Cute.
  1325.  
  1326. 290
  1327. 00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:42,924
  1328. What do you say?
  1329.  
  1330. 291
  1331. 00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:45,057
  1332. May a gentleman buy you
  1333. a cup of coffee?
  1334.  
  1335. 292
  1336. 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,392
  1337. Well, a gentleman
  1338. certainly may.
  1339.  
  1340. 293
  1341. 00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:48,792
  1342. Do you know of one?
  1343.  
  1344. 294
  1345. 00:13:51,092 --> 00:13:52,822
  1346. It was the mid-'80s.
  1347.  
  1348. 295
  1349. 00:13:52,824 --> 00:13:56,189
  1350. I became obsessed
  1351. with risk management.
  1352.  
  1353. 296
  1354. 00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:58,156
  1355. You obsessed with work?
  1356.  
  1357. 297
  1358. 00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,323
  1359. That's crazy.
  1360.  
  1361. 298
  1362. 00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:01,758
  1363. I know, right?
  1364. Shocking!
  1365.  
  1366. 299
  1367. 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,389
  1368. I could see the system
  1369. was set up for trouble.
  1370.  
  1371. 300
  1372. 00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:08,590
  1373. Of course, none of the men
  1374. in my firm believed me.
  1375.  
  1376. 301
  1377. 00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:12,124
  1378. Well, men can be a little
  1379. slow on the uptake.
  1380.  
  1381. 302
  1382. 00:14:12,492 --> 00:14:14,591
  1383. Bad for them, good for me.
  1384.  
  1385. 303
  1386. 00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:16,191
  1387. And, um...
  1388.  
  1389. 304
  1390. 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,259
  1391. you never picked up
  1392. a husband along the way?
  1393.  
  1394. 305
  1395. 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,358
  1396. No!
  1397.  
  1398. 306
  1399. 00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:25,725
  1400. Like I said,
  1401. I'm way too good...
  1402.  
  1403. 307
  1404. 00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:27,690
  1405. at forecasting risk.
  1406.  
  1407. 308
  1408. 00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,354
  1409. I figure by now,
  1410. I've saved myself
  1411.  
  1412. 309
  1413. 00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:31,790
  1414. - a lot of money in legal fees.
  1415. - True dat.
  1416.  
  1417. 310
  1418. 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,723
  1419. How about you?
  1420. Is there a Mrs. Riley?
  1421.  
  1422. 311
  1423. 00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,257
  1424. Oh, yes.
  1425.  
  1426. 312
  1427. 00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:40,355
  1428. The good Mrs. Riley
  1429. is back on the East Coast,
  1430.  
  1431. 313
  1432. 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:44,056
  1433. having absconded with
  1434. my last name, my dog,
  1435.  
  1436. 314
  1437. 00:14:44,058 --> 00:14:45,890
  1438. and my co-op on the park.
  1439.  
  1440. 315
  1441. 00:14:46,457 --> 00:14:47,789
  1442. What did you do wrong?
  1443.  
  1444. 316
  1445. 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:48,957
  1446. Well, let's just say
  1447.  
  1448. 317
  1449. 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:52,558
  1450. I was a little less good
  1451. at assessing risk.
  1452.  
  1453. 318
  1454. 00:15:04,523 --> 00:15:07,589
  1455. Whoa! Tom, talk about
  1456. false advertising.
  1457.  
  1458. 319
  1459. 00:15:16,989 --> 00:15:18,222
  1460. Whoa!
  1461.  
  1462. 320
  1463. 00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,055
  1464. Jesus.
  1465.  
  1466. 321
  1467. 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,322
  1468. <i>Join Tom
  1469. and Cheryl and millions of others</i>
  1470.  
  1471. 322
  1472. 00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,989
  1473. <i>who found love on Bumble.</i>
  1474.  
  1475. 323
  1476. 00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:31,221
  1477. Join Tom and Cheryl as they
  1478. copulate in a coconut tree.
  1479.  
  1480. 324
  1481. 00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,788
  1482. - Judge Meyers?
  1483. - Yes.
  1484.  
  1485. 325
  1486. 00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,159
  1487. Hi. It's 12:15.
  1488.  
  1489. 326
  1490. 00:15:35,657 --> 00:15:38,891
  1491. Well, I really have
  1492. to stay with this, so, um...
  1493.  
  1494. 327
  1495. 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:43,055
  1496. If you could just tell them that we
  1497. have to move it to next week, please.
  1498.  
  1499. 328
  1500. 00:15:43,057 --> 00:15:44,389
  1501. Of course. Yeah.
  1502.  
  1503. 329
  1504. 00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:45,688
  1505. <i>Rev up your love life</i>
  1506.  
  1507. 330
  1508. 00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,255
  1509. <i>with these tips
  1510. from Bumble...</i>
  1511.  
  1512. 331
  1513. 00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:49,722
  1514. <i>Make love happen now
  1515. and change your life...</i>
  1516.  
  1517. 332
  1518. 00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,453
  1519. Do you need anything else,
  1520. Your Honor?
  1521.  
  1522. 333
  1523. 00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:54,054
  1524. <i>A man of
  1525. your dreams is just a click away.</i>
  1526.  
  1527. 334
  1528. 00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,221
  1529. No, I don't. I'm fine.
  1530.  
  1531. 335
  1532. 00:15:55,223 --> 00:15:56,823
  1533. - Thank you.
  1534. - Yep.
  1535.  
  1536. 336
  1537. 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,990
  1538. Here you go.
  1539. Make a wish.
  1540.  
  1541. 337
  1542. 00:16:05,489 --> 00:16:07,189
  1543. What are you doing?
  1544.  
  1545. 338
  1546. 00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:08,287
  1547. I made a wish.
  1548.  
  1549. 339
  1550. 00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:09,822
  1551. What did you wish for?
  1552.  
  1553. 340
  1554. 00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:12,058
  1555. I always wish for the same
  1556. thing: a healthy planet.
  1557.  
  1558. 341
  1559. 00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:13,956
  1560. That's not your wish.
  1561.  
  1562. 342
  1563. 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,954
  1564. That's not even a wish!
  1565.  
  1566. 343
  1567. 00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:18,654
  1568. Wishes have to be personal,
  1569. not global.
  1570.  
  1571. 344
  1572. 00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:20,856
  1573. - Since when?
  1574. - Since forever.
  1575.  
  1576. 345
  1577. 00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:25,887
  1578. And secondly, you can't
  1579. tell anybody your wish.
  1580.  
  1581. 346
  1582. 00:16:25,889 --> 00:16:27,822
  1583. Otherwise it negates
  1584. the whole thing.
  1585.  
  1586. 347
  1587. 00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:31,021
  1588. No, God, you're not gonna
  1589. go in there. Don't do that.
  1590.  
  1591. 348
  1592. 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,323
  1593. Well, somebody has to.
  1594.  
  1595. 349
  1596. 00:16:32,589 --> 00:16:33,986
  1597. You made an improper wish
  1598.  
  1599. 350
  1600. 00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:36,089
  1601. and you've jeopardized
  1602. the entire planet.
  1603.  
  1604. 351
  1605. 00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:38,321
  1606. Oh, God, you are insane.
  1607.  
  1608. 352
  1609. 00:16:38,323 --> 00:16:40,454
  1610. You are insane!
  1611. Don't go in!
  1612.  
  1613. 353
  1614. 00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:41,987
  1615. Oh...
  1616.  
  1617. 354
  1618. 00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,286
  1619. I have no choice here.
  1620.  
  1621. 355
  1622. 00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:44,821
  1623. You're obviously
  1624. the type of person
  1625.  
  1626. 356
  1627. 00:16:44,823 --> 00:16:47,357
  1628. who's too delicate
  1629. to go in after her own penny.
  1630.  
  1631. 357
  1632. 00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:49,290
  1633. Oh, you think I'm delicate?
  1634.  
  1635. 358
  1636. 00:16:52,156 --> 00:16:53,688
  1637. See? Delicate.
  1638.  
  1639. 359
  1640. 00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:56,154
  1641. You know, what you're reading
  1642. as delicate is this.
  1643.  
  1644. 360
  1645. 00:16:56,156 --> 00:16:59,353
  1646. It's this bracelet
  1647. that costs as much as a car!
  1648.  
  1649. 361
  1650. 00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:00,754
  1651. Let's see that bracelet.
  1652.  
  1653. 362
  1654. 00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:02,422
  1655. - Oh, no. Not my phone...
  1656. - Oh, dear!
  1657.  
  1658. 363
  1659. 00:17:02,424 --> 00:17:03,987
  1660. - Oh, dear.
  1661. - No, no. Oh, boy.
  1662.  
  1663. 364
  1664. 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,854
  1665. - Now you have done it.
  1666. - Oh, what do you mean?
  1667.  
  1668. 365
  1669. 00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:09,653
  1670. God, it's scary how addicted
  1671. you kids are to your phone.
  1672.  
  1673. 366
  1674. 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,221
  1675. No, give it to me!
  1676.  
  1677. 367
  1678. 00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,087
  1679. Hold on one second here!
  1680.  
  1681. 368
  1682. 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:15,019
  1683. I've never seen...
  1684.  
  1685. 369
  1686. 00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:18,153
  1687. You know, I think you might need
  1688. to talk to someone about this.
  1689.  
  1690. 370
  1691. 00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:20,719
  1692. I see why you lost
  1693. your co-op on the park.
  1694.  
  1695. 371
  1696. 00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:24,354
  1697. - I hope that's waterproof.
  1698. - Oh, no.
  1699.  
  1700. 372
  1701. 00:17:30,354 --> 00:17:32,552
  1702. - No bathing in the fountain.
  1703. - Okay!
  1704.  
  1705. 373
  1706. 00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:34,454
  1707. But technically,
  1708. we're not bathing.
  1709.  
  1710. 374
  1711. 00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:37,053
  1712. - Arthur.
  1713. - And she started it.
  1714.  
  1715. 375
  1716. 00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,988
  1717. He doesn't care who started it!
  1718. It was him.
  1719.  
  1720. 376
  1721. 00:17:40,188 --> 00:17:41,653
  1722. - Out.
  1723. - All right.
  1724.  
  1725. 377
  1726. 00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:44,355
  1727. Oh!
  1728. Ah, wait a minute.
  1729.  
  1730. 378
  1731. 00:17:45,423 --> 00:17:48,321
  1732. - I found it.
  1733. - Oh, that's so great.
  1734.  
  1735. 379
  1736. 00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:50,555
  1737. Oh! Did you see that?
  1738.  
  1739. 380
  1740. 00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:53,888
  1741. Would you mind
  1742. just taking a photo?
  1743.  
  1744. 381
  1745. 00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:57,522
  1746. I hate my life.
  1747.  
  1748. 382
  1749. 00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:03,121
  1750. It might take
  1751. a little bit of time,
  1752.  
  1753. 383
  1754. 00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,252
  1755. but you're gonna love it
  1756. here in Arizona.
  1757.  
  1758. 384
  1759. 00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:06,753
  1760. - I don't...
  1761. - Let's face it...
  1762.  
  1763. 385
  1764. 00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,953
  1765. You being here
  1766. makes more sense for all of us.
  1767.  
  1768. 386
  1769. 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,953
  1770. We can't jump on a plane every
  1771. time something happens to you.
  1772.  
  1773. 387
  1774. 00:18:11,955 --> 00:18:13,754
  1775. What are you talking
  1776. about, "happens to me"?
  1777.  
  1778. 388
  1779. 00:18:13,756 --> 00:18:15,651
  1780. You could slip and fall
  1781. at any moment.
  1782.  
  1783. 389
  1784. 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:17,785
  1785. I don't want
  1786. to overstate the dangers
  1787.  
  1788. 390
  1789. 00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:19,986
  1790. for a woman your age
  1791. living alone,
  1792.  
  1793. 391
  1794. 00:18:19,988 --> 00:18:22,720
  1795. but I did research online,
  1796. and it's pretty alarming.
  1797.  
  1798. 392
  1799. 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:25,185
  1800. But you do know, I mean,
  1801. I'm really not that old.
  1802.  
  1803. 393
  1804. 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,155
  1805. Well, no, you're not, Mom,
  1806. but neither was Dad.
  1807.  
  1808. 394
  1809. 00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,086
  1810. I know, honey, I know.
  1811.  
  1812. 395
  1813. 00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:31,451
  1814. I need a coffee.
  1815.  
  1816. 396
  1817. 00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,519
  1818. Well, the good coffee
  1819. is all the way upstairs.
  1820.  
  1821. 397
  1822. 00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:35,219
  1823. Mom, why don't you
  1824. wait down here?
  1825.  
  1826. 398
  1827. 00:18:35,221 --> 00:18:36,785
  1828. Wait down here? Sure.
  1829.  
  1830. 399
  1831. 00:18:36,787 --> 00:18:38,552
  1832. God forbid, I can't go up
  1833. an escalator at my age.
  1834.  
  1835. 400
  1836. 00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:41,419
  1837. But hurry back. I could slip
  1838. and fall at any moment.
  1839.  
  1840. 401
  1841. 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,018
  1842. - Just sit there, Mommy.
  1843. - Ooh!
  1844.  
  1845. 402
  1846. 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,953
  1847. - I'll get you a chamomile?
  1848. - Oh, God. Yeah, thanks.
  1849.  
  1850. 403
  1851. 00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:48,021
  1852. - Be careful!
  1853. - Uh-huh.
  1854.  
  1855. 404
  1856. 00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:53,586
  1857. They brought
  1858. the kids to see you?
  1859.  
  1860. 405
  1861. 00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:55,085
  1862. - Yeah.
  1863. - That's good.
  1864.  
  1865. 406
  1866. 00:18:55,087 --> 00:18:57,788
  1867. Oh, God, what?
  1868.  
  1869. 407
  1870. 00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,852
  1871. - Hello.
  1872. - <i>Have you ever been spanked?</i>
  1873.  
  1874. 408
  1875. 00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:04,120
  1876. - What?
  1877. - As an adult, sexually.
  1878.  
  1879. 409
  1880. 00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:07,185
  1881. I mean, is this
  1882. what people are doing?
  1883.  
  1884. 410
  1885. 00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,785
  1886. Carol, it's Diane.
  1887. You dialed the wrong number.
  1888.  
  1889. 411
  1890. 00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:11,785
  1891. No. Have you not
  1892. read the book?
  1893.  
  1894. 412
  1895. 00:19:11,787 --> 00:19:13,619
  1896. <i>Yes. I've read it.
  1897. Of course I have.</i>
  1898.  
  1899. 413
  1900. 00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,952
  1901. - And?
  1902. - <i>I don't know who her lawyer is,</i>
  1903.  
  1904. 414
  1905. 00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,953
  1906. <i>but she should not have
  1907. signed that contract.</i>
  1908.  
  1909. 415
  1910. 00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:19,852
  1911. Look, clearly,
  1912. we have things to discuss.
  1913.  
  1914. 416
  1915. 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,018
  1916. I'm gonna call
  1917. an emergency book club.
  1918.  
  1919. 417
  1920. 00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,220
  1921. That means you got to
  1922. get back here, pronto.
  1923.  
  1924. 418
  1925. 00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,652
  1926. I'd come back
  1927. for an emergency colonoscopy,
  1928.  
  1929. 419
  1930. 00:19:26,654 --> 00:19:29,017
  1931. but it's just a little bit
  1932. more complicated here.
  1933.  
  1934. 420
  1935. 00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:31,820
  1936. Oh, God.
  1937. How is life in Scottsdale?
  1938.  
  1939. 421
  1940. 00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:34,953
  1941. Well, I don't know,
  1942. I feel like I'm...
  1943.  
  1944. 422
  1945. 00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:38,319
  1946. ...in an episode of <i>The Walking Dead.</i>
  1947.  
  1948. 423
  1949. 00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:41,085
  1950. Wait a second. You sound
  1951. out of breath. Where are you?
  1952.  
  1953. 424
  1954. 00:19:41,087 --> 00:19:44,719
  1955. I'm going to a... a dance
  1956. rehearsal and I'm late.
  1957.  
  1958. 425
  1959. 00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:46,884
  1960. - You're late? You're never late.
  1961. - I know!
  1962.  
  1963. 426
  1964. 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,585
  1965. This book has got me in a total tizzy.
  1966. Just get back here.
  1967.  
  1968. 427
  1969. 00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:51,853
  1970. I'll get back there. Bye.
  1971.  
  1972. 428
  1973. 00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:56,583
  1974. - Wow.
  1975. - Chin up.
  1976.  
  1977. 429
  1978. 00:19:57,786 --> 00:20:01,952
  1979. And one, two, three.
  1980. Go, two, three.
  1981.  
  1982. 430
  1983. 00:20:01,954 --> 00:20:05,350
  1984. - One, two, three.
  1985. - One, two, three. Wait.
  1986.  
  1987. 431
  1988. 00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:06,887
  1989. Stop!
  1990.  
  1991. 432
  1992. 00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:09,887
  1993. Stop, stop, stop!
  1994.  
  1995. 433
  1996. 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,152
  1997. Honey, I think we're supposed
  1998. to go this way.
  1999.  
  2000. 434
  2001. 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:14,050
  2002. To the left.
  2003.  
  2004. 435
  2005. 00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:15,852
  2006. Right. Which is what I did.
  2007.  
  2008. 436
  2009. 00:20:15,854 --> 00:20:18,287
  2010. His left. This way.
  2011.  
  2012. 437
  2013. 00:20:18,787 --> 00:20:21,685
  2014. Back, two, three.
  2015. Side, two, three.
  2016.  
  2017. 438
  2018. 00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,384
  2019. Okay, I got it. I was wrong.
  2020.  
  2021. 439
  2022. 00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:25,950
  2023. I was wrong, you were right.
  2024.  
  2025. 440
  2026. 00:20:25,952 --> 00:20:27,685
  2027. My little Fred Astaire.
  2028.  
  2029. 441
  2030. 00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:29,650
  2031. I will follow you
  2032. wherever you want to go.
  2033.  
  2034. 442
  2035. 00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:31,751
  2036. - How about lunch?
  2037. - We start again.
  2038.  
  2039. 443
  2040. 00:20:31,753 --> 00:20:33,684
  2041. You know what?
  2042. I'm wondering...
  2043.  
  2044. 444
  2045. 00:20:33,686 --> 00:20:35,117
  2046. Do you think it would be
  2047. possible for us
  2048.  
  2049. 445
  2050. 00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,887
  2051. to just skip straight
  2052. to our choreography?
  2053.  
  2054. 446
  2055. 00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:41,885
  2056. We must first learn...
  2057. to dance!
  2058.  
  2059. 447
  2060. 00:20:42,519 --> 00:20:44,017
  2061. Right. I know.
  2062.  
  2063. 448
  2064. 00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:47,016
  2065. But I sort of do know
  2066. how to dance. Come on, I do.
  2067.  
  2068. 449
  2069. 00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:49,917
  2070. I still remember
  2071. the whole tap dance
  2072.  
  2073. 450
  2074. 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,851
  2075. to "Red, Red Robin Goes
  2076. Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along"
  2077.  
  2078. 451
  2079. 00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:53,618
  2080. that I did when I was six.
  2081.  
  2082. 452
  2083. 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,483
  2084. It's like savant-ish.
  2085.  
  2086. 453
  2087. 00:20:58,185 --> 00:20:59,550
  2088. What?
  2089.  
  2090. 454
  2091. 00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,520
  2092. - What did she say?
  2093. - You're asking me?
  2094.  
  2095. 455
  2096. 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:06,885
  2097. So, what is going on
  2098. with little Ginsburg here?
  2099.  
  2100. 456
  2101. 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:10,852
  2102. Well,
  2103. she's not herself lately.
  2104.  
  2105. 457
  2106. 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,950
  2107. She... She has no energy.
  2108.  
  2109. 458
  2110. 00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:16,383
  2111. She's really lost
  2112. the spark of life.
  2113.  
  2114. 459
  2115. 00:21:16,385 --> 00:21:18,149
  2116. She's just kind of blah.
  2117.  
  2118. 460
  2119. 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,951
  2120. It sounds like we have
  2121. a lethargic pussy on our hands.
  2122.  
  2123. 461
  2124. 00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:22,418
  2125. Seriously?
  2126.  
  2127. 462
  2128. 00:21:22,953 --> 00:21:24,549
  2129. Have there been
  2130. any changes at home?
  2131.  
  2132. 463
  2133. 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,950
  2134. Any new people or pets
  2135. moving in or out?
  2136.  
  2137. 464
  2138. 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,483
  2139. At home?
  2140. Oh, God, no.
  2141.  
  2142. 465
  2143. 00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:31,183
  2144. There hasn't been
  2145. a change at home forever.
  2146.  
  2147. 466
  2148. 00:21:31,185 --> 00:21:32,551
  2149. And what about diet?
  2150.  
  2151. 467
  2152. 00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:36,116
  2153. I've tried a few,
  2154. but I like to eat.
  2155.  
  2156. 468
  2157. 00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:39,816
  2158. So whatever weight I take off,
  2159. I put right back on, so...
  2160.  
  2161. 469
  2162. 00:21:39,818 --> 00:21:41,815
  2163. it's useless.
  2164.  
  2165. 470
  2166. 00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:43,616
  2167. You're talking about the cat.
  2168.  
  2169. 471
  2170. 00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:45,985
  2171. I am a veterinarian.
  2172.  
  2173. 472
  2174. 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,283
  2175. I knew that.
  2176.  
  2177. 473
  2178. 00:21:48,618 --> 00:21:53,049
  2179. <i>Would the passenger
  2180. in seat 17-D please report to the cockpit?</i>
  2181.  
  2182. 474
  2183. 00:21:53,051 --> 00:21:55,750
  2184. <i>I repeat,
  2185. the passenger in seat 17-D,</i>
  2186.  
  2187. 475
  2188. 00:21:55,752 --> 00:21:58,818
  2189. <i>please report to the cockpit.
  2190. Thank you.</i>
  2191.  
  2192. 476
  2193. 00:22:02,018 --> 00:22:04,185
  2194. - Oh.
  2195. - Hi.
  2196.  
  2197. 477
  2198. 00:22:04,852 --> 00:22:07,483
  2199. I just need a little bit
  2200. more information from you.
  2201.  
  2202. 478
  2203. 00:22:07,485 --> 00:22:09,419
  2204. Oh. Oh.
  2205.  
  2206. 479
  2207. 00:22:09,717 --> 00:22:12,814
  2208. Um, we need phone numbers,
  2209. home and cell.
  2210.  
  2211. 480
  2212. 00:22:12,816 --> 00:22:14,015
  2213. And cell...
  2214.  
  2215. 481
  2216. 00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:16,184
  2217. Also, a current home address.
  2218.  
  2219. 482
  2220. 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,116
  2221. What, really?
  2222.  
  2223. 483
  2224. 00:22:18,118 --> 00:22:19,215
  2225. Uh-huh.
  2226.  
  2227. 484
  2228. 00:22:19,217 --> 00:22:20,583
  2229. Oh, okay.
  2230.  
  2231. 485
  2232. 00:22:20,585 --> 00:22:24,716
  2233. Also, an email and whatever
  2234. nights you are typically free.
  2235.  
  2236. 486
  2237. 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,449
  2238. You...
  2239.  
  2240. 487
  2241. 00:22:26,451 --> 00:22:27,882
  2242. You've got to be kidding me.
  2243.  
  2244. 488
  2245. 00:22:27,884 --> 00:22:30,117
  2246. Pilots, we never kid
  2247. about things like this.
  2248.  
  2249. 489
  2250. 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,216
  2251. No!
  2252. Wait, I don't understand.
  2253.  
  2254. 490
  2255. 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,648
  2256. - What are you doing here?
  2257. - Flying the plane, I think.
  2258.  
  2259. 491
  2260. 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:37,616
  2261. So, you're a pilot?
  2262.  
  2263. 492
  2264. 00:22:37,618 --> 00:22:39,848
  2265. I think so.
  2266. They gave me the hat.
  2267.  
  2268. 493
  2269. 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,383
  2270. Oh, my God.
  2271.  
  2272. 494
  2273. 00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:43,850
  2274. Thank you.
  2275.  
  2276. 495
  2277. 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:49,316
  2278. This is how you ask someone
  2279. for their number?
  2280.  
  2281. 496
  2282. 00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,716
  2283. Not usually,
  2284. but you are very special.
  2285.  
  2286. 497
  2287. 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:52,850
  2288. Uh-huh.
  2289.  
  2290. 498
  2291. 00:22:52,852 --> 00:22:54,482
  2292. Can I take you to dinner?
  2293.  
  2294. 499
  2295. 00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:55,948
  2296. Oh, my God.
  2297.  
  2298. 500
  2299. 00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,315
  2300. What's going on here?
  2301.  
  2302. 501
  2303. 00:22:57,317 --> 00:22:58,948
  2304. I think what I'm doing
  2305. is asking you to dinner.
  2306.  
  2307. 502
  2308. 00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:01,181
  2309. - But what is the beeping?
  2310. - It's an alarm.
  2311.  
  2312. 503
  2313. 00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:03,215
  2314. Yeah, but what does that
  2315. actually mean?
  2316.  
  2317. 504
  2318. 00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,882
  2319. Usually, an alarm means
  2320. there's something wrong.
  2321.  
  2322. 505
  2323. 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,014
  2324. - Go fix it!
  2325. - I can't, I'm in the middle of something.
  2326.  
  2327. 506
  2328. 00:23:08,016 --> 00:23:11,214
  2329. Let's just cut this short.
  2330. Do something. Just do something.
  2331.  
  2332. 507
  2333. 00:23:11,216 --> 00:23:13,116
  2334. I can't, until we figure
  2335. this dinner thing out.
  2336.  
  2337. 508
  2338. 00:23:13,118 --> 00:23:17,116
  2339. Okay, fine! Yeah, what the hell.
  2340. Just get the hell back in there!
  2341.  
  2342. 509
  2343. 00:23:20,117 --> 00:23:21,913
  2344. Okay, here's the alarm.
  2345.  
  2346. 510
  2347. 00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:25,382
  2348. I will call you.
  2349.  
  2350. 511
  2351. 00:23:28,516 --> 00:23:30,417
  2352. Oh, my God.
  2353.  
  2354. 512
  2355. 00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:35,315
  2356. This book! I mean, the things
  2357. Christian does to her!
  2358.  
  2359. 513
  2360. 00:23:35,317 --> 00:23:37,646
  2361. My God! It's absurd.
  2362.  
  2363. 514
  2364. 00:23:37,648 --> 00:23:41,882
  2365. I could have put him in jail
  2366. for any one of those things.
  2367.  
  2368. 515
  2369. 00:23:41,884 --> 00:23:43,949
  2370. But she sure was having fun.
  2371.  
  2372. 516
  2373. 00:23:43,951 --> 00:23:45,217
  2374. Yes, she was.
  2375.  
  2376. 517
  2377. 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:47,948
  2378. It's not like
  2379. we don't have fun.
  2380.  
  2381. 518
  2382. 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:50,082
  2383. No, but it's
  2384. a different kind of fun.
  2385.  
  2386. 519
  2387. 00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:52,217
  2388. - Very different.
  2389. - Like this.
  2390.  
  2391. 520
  2392. 00:23:52,816 --> 00:23:54,549
  2393. - This is fun.
  2394. - For sure.
  2395.  
  2396. 521
  2397. 00:23:55,182 --> 00:23:57,682
  2398. I just can't stop thinking
  2399. about when he snuck her off
  2400.  
  2401. 522
  2402. 00:23:57,684 --> 00:24:01,148
  2403. and he gave it to her right there
  2404. in the boathouse, you know?
  2405.  
  2406. 523
  2407. 00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:02,681
  2408. - Oh, the boathouse.
  2409. - Yeah.
  2410.  
  2411. 524
  2412. 00:24:02,683 --> 00:24:05,080
  2413. Do you think anyone
  2414. our age still goes...
  2415.  
  2416. 525
  2417. 00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:06,814
  2418. Hi, beautiful friends!
  2419.  
  2420. 526
  2421. 00:24:06,816 --> 00:24:09,050
  2422. Yeah, I think
  2423. some people do.
  2424.  
  2425. 527
  2426. 00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,249
  2427. Uh, let me guess.
  2428. You saw Arthur again.
  2429.  
  2430. 528
  2431. 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:14,979
  2432. I did, I did.
  2433. We had coffee.
  2434.  
  2435. 529
  2436. 00:24:14,981 --> 00:24:16,514
  2437. And you slept with him.
  2438.  
  2439. 530
  2440. 00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:18,148
  2441. Oh, God, no!
  2442.  
  2443. 531
  2444. 00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:21,813
  2445. Although I have to admit, he's
  2446. still very charming and fun.
  2447.  
  2448. 532
  2449. 00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:23,380
  2450. So you find him
  2451. charming and fun,
  2452.  
  2453. 533
  2454. 00:24:23,382 --> 00:24:25,512
  2455. but you didn't
  2456. sleep with him.
  2457.  
  2458. 534
  2459. 00:24:25,514 --> 00:24:26,914
  2460. Exactly.
  2461.  
  2462. 535
  2463. 00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,913
  2464. I don't sleep with people
  2465. I like. You know that.
  2466.  
  2467. 536
  2468. 00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:31,815
  2469. - I gave that up in the '90s.
  2470. - You make no sense.
  2471.  
  2472. 537
  2473. 00:24:32,449 --> 00:24:34,413
  2474. I make perfect sense.
  2475.  
  2476. 538
  2477. 00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:36,047
  2478. Now, now, now, now.
  2479.  
  2480. 539
  2481. 00:24:36,049 --> 00:24:38,912
  2482. Tell me what is going on.
  2483. Tell me everything.
  2484.  
  2485. 540
  2486. 00:24:38,914 --> 00:24:41,049
  2487. You are too happy.
  2488. I don't like this.
  2489.  
  2490. 541
  2491. 00:24:41,383 --> 00:24:42,879
  2492. Okay.
  2493.  
  2494. 542
  2495. 00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,714
  2496. - Best book ever!
  2497. - Yes!
  2498.  
  2499. 543
  2500. 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,113
  2501. What is going on?
  2502.  
  2503. 544
  2504. 00:24:46,115 --> 00:24:47,914
  2505. Oh, yeah. No, wait.
  2506.  
  2507. 545
  2508. 00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:49,383
  2509. Imagine this, okay?
  2510.  
  2511. 546
  2512. 00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,445
  2513. Um, so,
  2514. me sitting on a plane,
  2515.  
  2516. 547
  2517. 00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,547
  2518. uh, you know,
  2519. reading our little book...
  2520.  
  2521. 548
  2522. 00:24:54,549 --> 00:24:58,847
  2523. and, well, this, um,
  2524. devilishly handsome man...
  2525.  
  2526. 549
  2527. 00:24:58,849 --> 00:25:00,747
  2528. Oh my God, is this going
  2529. where I hope it is?
  2530.  
  2531. 550
  2532. 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:04,149
  2533. Yes, it is. You know what he did?
  2534. He asked me out to dinner.
  2535.  
  2536. 551
  2537. 00:25:04,682 --> 00:25:06,345
  2538. Well, that's not exactly...
  2539.  
  2540. 552
  2541. 00:25:06,347 --> 00:25:08,313
  2542. - Oh, shh!
  2543. - You met a man on an airplane?
  2544.  
  2545. 553
  2546. 00:25:08,315 --> 00:25:10,812
  2547. Yeah, and guess what?
  2548. A pilot!
  2549.  
  2550. 554
  2551. 00:25:12,049 --> 00:25:13,713
  2552. Love a man in uniform.
  2553.  
  2554. 555
  2555. 00:25:13,715 --> 00:25:15,513
  2556. Your husband just died!
  2557.  
  2558. 556
  2559. 00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:19,047
  2560. Harry. Yeah.
  2561. Oh, my goodness. Oh, he was...
  2562.  
  2563. 557
  2564. 00:25:19,049 --> 00:25:20,613
  2565. He was such a good man.
  2566.  
  2567. 558
  2568. 00:25:20,615 --> 00:25:22,646
  2569. That was the best thing
  2570. that ever happened to you.
  2571.  
  2572. 559
  2573. 00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:25,080
  2574. Harry dying was the best thing
  2575. that ever happened to her?
  2576.  
  2577. 560
  2578. 00:25:25,082 --> 00:25:28,346
  2579. Yeah, 'cause now she can have sex with
  2580. somebody who's not an accountant.
  2581.  
  2582. 561
  2583. 00:25:28,348 --> 00:25:30,412
  2584. Wait a minute.
  2585. Are you crazy?
  2586.  
  2587. 562
  2588. 00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:31,581
  2589. Sex? Forget about it.
  2590.  
  2591. 563
  2592. 00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,812
  2593. I don't even remember
  2594. how to have sex. No way!
  2595.  
  2596. 564
  2597. 00:25:33,814 --> 00:25:35,346
  2598. Don't worry,
  2599. it'll all come back.
  2600.  
  2601. 565
  2602. 00:25:35,348 --> 00:25:37,149
  2603. It's just like
  2604. riding a bicycle.
  2605.  
  2606. 566
  2607. 00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:39,147
  2608. Except instead of
  2609. riding a bicycle,
  2610.  
  2611. 567
  2612. 00:25:39,149 --> 00:25:40,579
  2613. you have sex with a man.
  2614.  
  2615. 568
  2616. 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:44,046
  2617. Note to self: Watch Carol
  2618. ride a bicycle someday.
  2619.  
  2620. 569
  2621. 00:25:44,048 --> 00:25:45,813
  2622. If you need a refresher,
  2623.  
  2624. 570
  2625. 00:25:45,815 --> 00:25:48,712
  2626. I know somebody who sure
  2627. does know how to have sex.
  2628.  
  2629. 571
  2630. 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,911
  2631. I don't know what that is,
  2632. but I'll tell you one thing:
  2633.  
  2634. 572
  2635. 00:25:50,913 --> 00:25:52,213
  2636. it is definitely
  2637. not sex, okay?
  2638.  
  2639. 573
  2640. 00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:53,812
  2641. No, you're right,
  2642. that's not sex.
  2643.  
  2644. 574
  2645. 00:25:53,814 --> 00:25:55,882
  2646. That's crazy hot sex.
  2647.  
  2648. 575
  2649. 00:25:56,215 --> 00:25:58,946
  2650. Can we please
  2651. stop saying "sex"?
  2652.  
  2653. 576
  2654. 00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,646
  2655. What do you prefer,
  2656. "make love"?
  2657.  
  2658. 577
  2659. 00:26:00,648 --> 00:26:03,481
  2660. "I don't make love. I f..."
  2661.  
  2662. 578
  2663. 00:26:03,483 --> 00:26:04,548
  2664. "Hard."
  2665.  
  2666. 579
  2667. 00:26:04,914 --> 00:26:06,146
  2668. That's what he said.
  2669.  
  2670. 580
  2671. 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,782
  2672. - Oh, my.
  2673. - Ooh.
  2674.  
  2675. 581
  2676. 00:26:08,115 --> 00:26:09,979
  2677. You've completely lost it.
  2678.  
  2679. 582
  2680. 00:26:09,981 --> 00:26:11,645
  2681. - No, I think she's found it.
  2682. - Yeah.
  2683.  
  2684. 583
  2685. 00:26:11,647 --> 00:26:14,679
  2686. She's found it. Handcuffed
  2687. in the red room, right?
  2688.  
  2689. 584
  2690. 00:26:16,147 --> 00:26:18,045
  2691. - The whip.
  2692. - The red room.
  2693.  
  2694. 585
  2695. 00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:20,278
  2696. Bruce must be having
  2697. such fun with all this.
  2698.  
  2699. 586
  2700. 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,812
  2701. Oh, yes, such fun,
  2702. actually. Yeah.
  2703.  
  2704. 587
  2705. 00:26:23,814 --> 00:26:25,579
  2706. What is that?
  2707.  
  2708. 588
  2709. 00:26:26,681 --> 00:26:28,412
  2710. This book made me realize that
  2711.  
  2712. 589
  2713. 00:26:28,414 --> 00:26:31,846
  2714. it's been quite a while
  2715. since we... you know.
  2716.  
  2717. 590
  2718. 00:26:31,848 --> 00:26:34,011
  2719. As in... as in weeks?
  2720.  
  2721. 591
  2722. 00:26:34,013 --> 00:26:36,178
  2723. Mmm, like, maybe six.
  2724.  
  2725. 592
  2726. 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,712
  2727. - Six weeks?
  2728. - Months.
  2729.  
  2730. 593
  2731. 00:26:37,714 --> 00:26:40,145
  2732. Oh, God, I thought you guys
  2733. were like rabbits.
  2734.  
  2735. 594
  2736. 00:26:40,147 --> 00:26:43,212
  2737. We are, if rabbits
  2738. took a ton of Benadryl
  2739.  
  2740. 595
  2741. 00:26:43,214 --> 00:26:44,644
  2742. and made a chastity pact.
  2743.  
  2744. 596
  2745. 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,879
  2746. Oh, my God, we have
  2747. to put a stop to this.
  2748.  
  2749. 597
  2750. 00:26:46,881 --> 00:26:48,277
  2751. Oh, come on.
  2752.  
  2753. 598
  2754. 00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,178
  2755. I mean, if women our age
  2756. were meant to have sex,
  2757.  
  2758. 599
  2759. 00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:52,445
  2760. God wouldn't do
  2761. what he does to our bodies.
  2762.  
  2763. 600
  2764. 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,614
  2765. Whoa! Well,
  2766. speak for yourself.
  2767.  
  2768. 601
  2769. 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,378
  2770. That was not God.
  2771. That was Dr. Nazarian.
  2772.  
  2773. 602
  2774. 00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:00,812
  2775. He did a good job.
  2776.  
  2777. 603
  2778. 00:27:01,214 --> 00:27:03,412
  2779. Hey, everyone.
  2780.  
  2781. 604
  2782. 00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,077
  2783. - Hey!
  2784. - What's the topic this month?
  2785.  
  2786. 605
  2787. 00:27:06,079 --> 00:27:08,911
  2788. - What...
  2789. - <i>Moby Dick.</i>
  2790.  
  2791. 606
  2792. 00:27:08,913 --> 00:27:11,146
  2793. Oh, yeah, sounds like fun.
  2794.  
  2795. 607
  2796. 00:27:11,748 --> 00:27:13,410
  2797. - Carol?
  2798. - What?
  2799.  
  2800. 608
  2801. 00:27:13,412 --> 00:27:16,145
  2802. You are not gonna believe
  2803. what I pulled out of the garage.
  2804.  
  2805. 609
  2806. 00:27:16,147 --> 00:27:17,714
  2807. My old motorcycle.
  2808.  
  2809. 610
  2810. 00:27:17,948 --> 00:27:20,614
  2811. That poor thing
  2812. hasn't been ridden in ages!
  2813.  
  2814. 611
  2815. 00:27:21,414 --> 00:27:22,444
  2816. Poor thing.
  2817.  
  2818. 612
  2819. 00:27:22,446 --> 00:27:24,244
  2820. Oh, there's a little sag
  2821. in the cable.
  2822.  
  2823. 613
  2824. 00:27:24,246 --> 00:27:26,311
  2825. She's still got
  2826. a gorgeous chassis.
  2827.  
  2828. 614
  2829. 00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,244
  2830. You know, I was thinking
  2831. maybe I could lube her up
  2832.  
  2833. 615
  2834. 00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,312
  2835. and get that old gal
  2836. riding again.
  2837.  
  2838. 616
  2839. 00:27:31,314 --> 00:27:33,344
  2840. - Yeah, yeah, good idea.
  2841. - That's good.
  2842.  
  2843. 617
  2844. 00:27:33,346 --> 00:27:34,945
  2845. Give her undercarriage
  2846. a good buff
  2847.  
  2848. 618
  2849. 00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:36,814
  2850. and slap a little wax
  2851. on her saddle.
  2852.  
  2853. 619
  2854. 00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:40,678
  2855. Ooh, I hope
  2856. he uses protection.
  2857.  
  2858. 620
  2859. 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,909
  2860. - Shut up.
  2861. - <i>Moby Dick?</i>
  2862.  
  2863. 621
  2864. 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,946
  2865. - What was that?
  2866. - I don't know.
  2867.  
  2868. 622
  2869. 00:27:44,948 --> 00:27:46,810
  2870. I don't know why my mind
  2871. keeps going there.
  2872.  
  2873. 623
  2874. 00:27:46,812 --> 00:27:48,011
  2875. It's like, duh.
  2876.  
  2877. 624
  2878. 00:27:48,013 --> 00:27:50,345
  2879. Ladies, this book
  2880. is a wakeup call.
  2881.  
  2882. 625
  2883. 00:27:50,347 --> 00:27:53,145
  2884. I don't care what society
  2885. says about women our age.
  2886.  
  2887. 626
  2888. 00:27:53,147 --> 00:27:55,479
  2889. Sex must not be
  2890. taken off the table.
  2891.  
  2892. 627
  2893. 00:27:55,481 --> 00:27:59,612
  2894. Hold on. I mean, we are four
  2895. smart successful women.
  2896.  
  2897. 628
  2898. 00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:01,045
  2899. I don't need a man.
  2900.  
  2901. 629
  2902. 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,577
  2903. I know. You've proved that
  2904. for 18 years.
  2905.  
  2906. 630
  2907. 00:28:03,579 --> 00:28:04,678
  2908. Touché.
  2909.  
  2910. 631
  2911. 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,610
  2912. No, my point is,
  2913. the choice should be ours.
  2914.  
  2915. 632
  2916. 00:28:07,612 --> 00:28:10,910
  2917. Speaking of which,
  2918. we are doubling down.
  2919.  
  2920. 633
  2921. 00:28:10,912 --> 00:28:13,810
  2922. How about this
  2923. for a choice?
  2924.  
  2925. 634
  2926. 00:28:13,812 --> 00:28:15,176
  2927. Oh!
  2928.  
  2929. 635
  2930. 00:28:15,178 --> 00:28:17,011
  2931. - Thank God it's a trilogy.
  2932. - My God!
  2933.  
  2934. 636
  2935. 00:28:17,013 --> 00:28:19,612
  2936. - Especially for you, Sharon.
  2937. - Thank you so much.
  2938.  
  2939. 637
  2940. 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,810
  2941. Thank you. Thank you.
  2942. Ladies?
  2943.  
  2944. 638
  2945. 00:28:21,812 --> 00:28:22,876
  2946. - What?
  2947. - Ladies?
  2948.  
  2949. 639
  2950. 00:28:22,878 --> 00:28:24,344
  2951. - Yes?
  2952. - Yes?
  2953.  
  2954. 640
  2955. 00:28:24,346 --> 00:28:28,144
  2956. We shall not go gentle
  2957. into that good night.
  2958.  
  2959. 641
  2960. 00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:34,211
  2961. So, let's lube up those bikes
  2962. and get riding again!
  2963.  
  2964. 642
  2965. 00:28:37,046 --> 00:28:41,476
  2966. "I groan and tilt my pelvis
  2967. involuntarily against him,
  2968.  
  2969. 643
  2970. 00:28:41,478 --> 00:28:43,211
  2971. finding a delicious..."
  2972.  
  2973. 644
  2974. 00:28:45,847 --> 00:28:48,243
  2975. "...a delicious friction..."
  2976.  
  2977. 645
  2978. 00:28:48,245 --> 00:28:50,177
  2979. Oh, this is really something.
  2980.  
  2981. 646
  2982. 00:28:50,179 --> 00:28:55,176
  2983. "...against the seam of his fly
  2984. and his growing erection."
  2985.  
  2986. 647
  2987. 00:28:55,178 --> 00:28:57,111
  2988. Oh...
  2989.  
  2990. 648
  2991. 00:28:57,113 --> 00:29:00,313
  2992. Oh, dear.
  2993. Oh, my God, okay, okay.
  2994.  
  2995. 649
  2996. 00:29:02,112 --> 00:29:03,843
  2997. - Hello?
  2998. - <i>Are you okay?</i>
  2999.  
  3000. 650
  3001. 00:29:03,845 --> 00:29:05,376
  3002. <i>You were supposed
  3003. to call me after dinner.</i>
  3004.  
  3005. 651
  3006. 00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:08,376
  3007. Yeah, I'm fine, honey.
  3008. I just finished.
  3009.  
  3010. 652
  3011. 00:29:08,378 --> 00:29:10,178
  3012. <i>Did you eat alone?</i>
  3013.  
  3014. 653
  3015. 00:29:10,979 --> 00:29:12,676
  3016. Yes, alone.
  3017.  
  3018. 654
  3019. 00:29:12,678 --> 00:29:14,411
  3020. <i>God, it's all so sad.</i>
  3021.  
  3022. 655
  3023. 00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:16,845
  3024. Yeah.
  3025. Okay, but anyway...
  3026.  
  3027. 656
  3028. 00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:20,244
  3029. thanks for checking in,
  3030. and I really should get to bed.
  3031.  
  3032. 657
  3033. 00:29:20,246 --> 00:29:22,142
  3034. <i>Remember,
  3035. we can put you in the basement</i>
  3036.  
  3037. 658
  3038. 00:29:22,144 --> 00:29:23,578
  3039. <i>whenever you're ready.</i>
  3040.  
  3041. 659
  3042. 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:25,179
  3043. Okay.
  3044.  
  3045. 660
  3046. 00:29:28,045 --> 00:29:29,242
  3047. Whoa.
  3048.  
  3049. 661
  3050. 00:29:29,244 --> 00:29:30,744
  3051. I mean...
  3052.  
  3053. 662
  3054. 00:29:31,412 --> 00:29:33,178
  3055. Wow, wow.
  3056.  
  3057. 663
  3058. 00:29:36,811 --> 00:29:38,309
  3059. Hello!
  3060.  
  3061. 664
  3062. 00:29:38,311 --> 00:29:39,743
  3063. <i>Is that really
  3064. how you answer the phone?</i>
  3065.  
  3066. 665
  3067. 00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:42,508
  3068. - All right, who is this?
  3069. - I'm gonna hang up now.
  3070.  
  3071. 666
  3072. 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:45,411
  3073. Then I'll call you back
  3074. and we're gonna try this again.
  3075.  
  3076. 667
  3077. 00:29:47,679 --> 00:29:49,178
  3078. Oh, my God.
  3079.  
  3080. 668
  3081. 00:29:51,011 --> 00:29:52,443
  3082. It's over.
  3083.  
  3084. 669
  3085. 00:29:52,445 --> 00:29:54,712
  3086. I can't do anything right,
  3087. obviously. Okay.
  3088.  
  3089. 670
  3090. 00:29:57,745 --> 00:29:59,008
  3091. Hello there!
  3092.  
  3093. 671
  3094. 00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:01,210
  3095. Hey, hello there.
  3096. Much better.
  3097.  
  3098. 672
  3099. 00:30:02,911 --> 00:30:04,142
  3100. Have you had dinner?
  3101.  
  3102. 673
  3103. 00:30:04,144 --> 00:30:06,377
  3104. <i>Oh, I have. Yeah.</i>
  3105.  
  3106. 674
  3107. 00:30:06,877 --> 00:30:08,211
  3108. How about tomorrow night?
  3109.  
  3110. 675
  3111. 00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:10,074
  3112. Dinner tomorrow night?
  3113.  
  3114. 676
  3115. 00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:12,243
  3116. <i>Sounds great.
  3117. Thought you'd never ask.</i>
  3118.  
  3119. 677
  3120. 00:30:12,943 --> 00:30:14,411
  3121. <i>What time
  3122. should I pick you up?</i>
  3123.  
  3124. 678
  3125. 00:30:15,045 --> 00:30:16,812
  3126. But I...
  3127. I really can't, so...
  3128.  
  3129. 679
  3130. 00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:19,376
  3131. - Why can't you?
  3132. - <i>No, I mean...</i>
  3133.  
  3134. 680
  3135. 00:30:19,378 --> 00:30:22,109
  3136. I mean, of course I can,
  3137. but where are you anyway?
  3138.  
  3139. 681
  3140. 00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,576
  3141. <i>I'm in Sedona.</i>
  3142.  
  3143. 682
  3144. 00:30:23,578 --> 00:30:26,142
  3145. But I'm in... Oh!
  3146. I'm in Santa Monica, so...
  3147.  
  3148. 683
  3149. 00:30:26,144 --> 00:30:28,441
  3150. I'm aware.
  3151. I'll pick you up at 6:30.
  3152.  
  3153. 684
  3154. 00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:30,842
  3155. Well, wait. But you can't
  3156. just kind of like...
  3157.  
  3158. 685
  3159. 00:30:30,844 --> 00:30:33,711
  3160. Actually, I can.
  3161. I'll see you tomorrow night.
  3162.  
  3163. 686
  3164. 00:30:36,977 --> 00:30:38,809
  3165. Oh, God.
  3166.  
  3167. 687
  3168. 00:30:38,811 --> 00:30:40,412
  3169. Oh, dear.
  3170.  
  3171. 688
  3172. 00:30:42,777 --> 00:30:43,808
  3173. Oh.
  3174.  
  3175. 689
  3176. 00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,576
  3177. Someone make a bad wish?
  3178.  
  3179. 690
  3180. 00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:49,143
  3181. Oh, you should know I rescue
  3182. wishes all over town.
  3183.  
  3184. 691
  3185. 00:30:50,243 --> 00:30:52,075
  3186. Wanna grab
  3187. a cup of coffee?
  3188.  
  3189. 692
  3190. 00:30:52,077 --> 00:30:53,844
  3191. Oh, I... I can't today.
  3192.  
  3193. 693
  3194. 00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:56,811
  3195. Well, I'd like
  3196. to grab a drink sometime.
  3197.  
  3198. 694
  3199. 00:30:58,009 --> 00:31:01,143
  3200. We have an excellent bar
  3201. on the mezzanine level.
  3202.  
  3203. 695
  3204. 00:31:03,777 --> 00:31:05,541
  3205. Oh, you meant with me?
  3206.  
  3207. 696
  3208. 00:31:05,543 --> 00:31:07,110
  3209. - You're funny.
  3210. - Oh.
  3211.  
  3212. 697
  3213. 00:31:07,443 --> 00:31:09,341
  3214. Okay, it's a date, then.
  3215.  
  3216. 698
  3217. 00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:14,607
  3218. I love
  3219. that you have a date!
  3220.  
  3221. 699
  3222. 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:16,575
  3223. Yeah, and it's a first date.
  3224.  
  3225. 700
  3226. 00:31:16,577 --> 00:31:19,575
  3227. So it's important
  3228. that you put on something sexy.
  3229.  
  3230. 701
  3231. 00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:22,307
  3232. - Oh...
  3233. - I don't own anything sexy.
  3234.  
  3235. 702
  3236. 00:31:22,309 --> 00:31:24,874
  3237. Don't listen to her.
  3238. Just be comfortable.
  3239.  
  3240. 703
  3241. 00:31:24,876 --> 00:31:26,174
  3242. Be yourself.
  3243.  
  3244. 704
  3245. 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,842
  3246. Okay. Well, what about...
  3247.  
  3248. 705
  3249. 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:28,942
  3250. Does this...
  3251.  
  3252. 706
  3253. 00:31:30,143 --> 00:31:32,841
  3254. - That's too comfortable.
  3255. - Right, yeah, no. No.
  3256.  
  3257. 707
  3258. 00:31:32,843 --> 00:31:34,241
  3259. Okay, fine.
  3260.  
  3261. 708
  3262. 00:31:34,243 --> 00:31:36,341
  3263. I can take that
  3264. to Goodwill for you.
  3265.  
  3266. 709
  3267. 00:31:36,343 --> 00:31:37,706
  3268. Don't do that to them.
  3269.  
  3270. 710
  3271. 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,042
  3272. Those people
  3273. have enough trouble.
  3274.  
  3275. 711
  3276. 00:31:39,444 --> 00:31:41,207
  3277. - She always does this.
  3278. - I know.
  3279.  
  3280. 712
  3281. 00:31:41,209 --> 00:31:43,107
  3282. She wears these
  3283. voluminous things
  3284.  
  3285. 713
  3286. 00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:45,640
  3287. to cover that beautiful figure.
  3288. All the time!
  3289.  
  3290. 714
  3291. 00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,973
  3292. - Oh! Oh, my God!
  3293. - Yes!
  3294.  
  3295. 715
  3296. 00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:50,607
  3297. - Perfect! You look great!
  3298. - You look perfect.
  3299.  
  3300. 716
  3301. 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,574
  3302. - Let me see.
  3303. - I don't want...
  3304.  
  3305. 717
  3306. 00:31:52,576 --> 00:31:55,608
  3307. Oh, my God, you look so good.
  3308. Unbutton one little button here.
  3309.  
  3310. 718
  3311. 00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:57,707
  3312. - Show off the girls.
  3313. - Get off!
  3314.  
  3315. 719
  3316. 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,640
  3317. Let them out!
  3318. Oh, no, no, no.
  3319.  
  3320. 720
  3321. 00:31:59,642 --> 00:32:02,441
  3322. - This is so ridiculous.
  3323. - So exciting.
  3324.  
  3325. 721
  3326. 00:32:02,443 --> 00:32:04,375
  3327. Oh, I can't believe
  3328. how nervous I am.
  3329.  
  3330. 722
  3331. 00:32:04,377 --> 00:32:06,840
  3332. I am, too.
  3333. Do you remember your last date?
  3334.  
  3335. 723
  3336. 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,142
  3337. We're talking Nixon era.
  3338.  
  3339. 724
  3340. 00:32:08,144 --> 00:32:10,273
  3341. - Wait, is that helping?
  3342. - No.
  3343.  
  3344. 725
  3345. 00:32:11,608 --> 00:32:13,173
  3346. Oh, God.
  3347. I need a safe word.
  3348.  
  3349. 726
  3350. 00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:16,843
  3351. You're gonna be great!
  3352. You're gonna be great.
  3353.  
  3354. 727
  3355. 00:32:17,076 --> 00:32:20,609
  3356. This is gonna be amazing!
  3357. Let's get to the window.
  3358.  
  3359. 728
  3360. 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,574
  3361. Just act natural.
  3362. Showtime!
  3363.  
  3364. 729
  3365. 00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:29,674
  3366. - Well, hey, you.
  3367. - Oh, good, you're home.
  3368.  
  3369. 730
  3370. 00:32:29,676 --> 00:32:33,039
  3371. - He's wearing jeans.
  3372. - I love a man in jeans.
  3373.  
  3374. 731
  3375. 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:35,539
  3376. Let me see. Okay...
  3377.  
  3378. 732
  3379. 00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:38,774
  3380. - He's got a cute tush.
  3381. - Oh, God!
  3382.  
  3383. 733
  3384. 00:32:38,776 --> 00:32:39,841
  3385. Oh, God.
  3386.  
  3387. 734
  3388. 00:32:41,174 --> 00:32:42,440
  3389. Um...
  3390.  
  3391. 735
  3392. 00:32:42,442 --> 00:32:44,875
  3393. - Oh. You brought me flowers?
  3394. - Here you go.
  3395.  
  3396. 736
  3397. 00:32:46,307 --> 00:32:47,674
  3398. Thank you so much.
  3399.  
  3400. 737
  3401. 00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,238
  3402. He brought flowers!
  3403.  
  3404. 738
  3405. 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,807
  3406. I love a man
  3407. who brings flowers.
  3408.  
  3409. 739
  3410. 00:32:51,809 --> 00:32:53,674
  3411. If you don't like them,
  3412. blame your neighbors.
  3413.  
  3414. 740
  3415. 00:32:53,676 --> 00:32:56,540
  3416. - I picked them from their garden.
  3417. - You're kidding.
  3418.  
  3419. 741
  3420. 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:59,673
  3421. The last time she went
  3422. on a date, she got pregnant.
  3423.  
  3424. 742
  3425. 00:32:59,675 --> 00:33:02,309
  3426. I don't think
  3427. that's gonna happen this time.
  3428.  
  3429. 743
  3430. 00:33:06,974 --> 00:33:10,406
  3431. - He gave up on you.
  3432. - I know. That's okay.
  3433.  
  3434. 744
  3435. 00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:12,938
  3436. - So, where were we?
  3437. - Oh, yeah, a bathroom.
  3438.  
  3439. 745
  3440. 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,506
  3441. A public bathroom?
  3442. Like, a public bathroom?
  3443.  
  3444. 746
  3445. 00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:17,240
  3446. Yeah, like in a park.
  3447.  
  3448. 747
  3449. 00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:19,072
  3450. - In a park?
  3451. - Well, yes, I was 11.
  3452.  
  3453. 748
  3454. 00:33:19,074 --> 00:33:22,074
  3455. - The setting wasn't the first thing on my mind.
  3456. - No.
  3457.  
  3458. 749
  3459. 00:33:22,743 --> 00:33:25,539
  3460. - What about you?
  3461. - Me? Oh, I don't remember.
  3462.  
  3463. 750
  3464. 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,638
  3465. Everybody remembers
  3466. their first kiss.
  3467.  
  3468. 751
  3469. 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,406
  3470. How about I tell you
  3471. about my best kiss?
  3472.  
  3473. 752
  3474. 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,075
  3475. Maybe that hasn't
  3476. happened yet.
  3477.  
  3478. 753
  3479. 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:33,708
  3480. Oh, I see. Well. Hmm.
  3481.  
  3482. 754
  3483. 00:33:34,508 --> 00:33:36,039
  3484. My first kiss.
  3485.  
  3486. 755
  3487. 00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:39,473
  3488. That'd be the sixth grade
  3489. and Terry Sanders.
  3490.  
  3491. 756
  3492. 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,638
  3493. Terry Sanders.
  3494. Is that a boy or a girl?
  3495.  
  3496. 757
  3497. 00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,840
  3498. A boy, obviously.
  3499.  
  3500. 758
  3501. 00:33:44,842 --> 00:33:45,973
  3502. I don't know.
  3503.  
  3504. 759
  3505. 00:33:45,975 --> 00:33:47,938
  3506. Anyway, it was one
  3507. of those Christmas mixers.
  3508.  
  3509. 760
  3510. 00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:51,239
  3511. Some friends and I,
  3512. we snuck backstage.
  3513.  
  3514. 761
  3515. 00:33:51,241 --> 00:33:52,740
  3516. It was dark, and...
  3517.  
  3518. 762
  3519. 00:33:52,742 --> 00:33:56,538
  3520. I remember hearing the first
  3521. bluesy notes of "At Last."
  3522.  
  3523. 763
  3524. 00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,439
  3525. Remember? By Etta James?
  3526.  
  3527. 764
  3528. 00:33:58,441 --> 00:34:02,238
  3529. And it came billowing down
  3530. through the curtains,
  3531.  
  3532. 765
  3533. 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,740
  3534. and that is when Terry Sanders
  3535. came up to me, and he said...
  3536.  
  3537. 766
  3538. 00:34:06,742 --> 00:34:10,771
  3539. It was so sweet! He said,
  3540. "I think I love you, Dee-Dee."
  3541.  
  3542. 767
  3543. 00:34:10,773 --> 00:34:15,539
  3544. Yeah, and then he grabbed
  3545. my face with both of his hands,
  3546.  
  3547. 768
  3548. 00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,206
  3549. and he was like,
  3550. I don't know...
  3551.  
  3552. 769
  3553. 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:20,906
  3554. Maybe he had seen it
  3555. in some movie or something.
  3556.  
  3557. 770
  3558. 00:34:20,908 --> 00:34:23,773
  3559. But he held my face,
  3560. and, for a moment,
  3561.  
  3562. 771
  3563. 00:34:23,775 --> 00:34:27,441
  3564. my mind went completely blank
  3565. in the greatest possible way.
  3566.  
  3567. 772
  3568. 00:34:28,072 --> 00:34:29,773
  3569. Oh, God. I mean, we didn't...
  3570.  
  3571. 773
  3572. 00:34:29,775 --> 00:34:32,438
  3573. We didn't know
  3574. what we were doing, we just...
  3575.  
  3576. 774
  3577. 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,704
  3578. - Terry knew.
  3579. - Maybe, yeah.
  3580.  
  3581. 775
  3582. 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:37,105
  3583. We stood there like that,
  3584. you know...
  3585.  
  3586. 776
  3587. 00:34:37,107 --> 00:34:40,006
  3588. We just stood there. Frozen.
  3589.  
  3590. 777
  3591. 00:34:41,273 --> 00:34:43,640
  3592. And you know,
  3593. I didn't really care.
  3594.  
  3595. 778
  3596. 00:34:44,341 --> 00:34:45,708
  3597. Because...
  3598.  
  3599. 779
  3600. 00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:52,005
  3601. the feeling of his hands
  3602. on my face...
  3603.  
  3604. 780
  3605. 00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:54,974
  3606. You know what I wish?
  3607. I wish...
  3608.  
  3609. 781
  3610. 00:34:55,339 --> 00:34:57,572
  3611. everyone had a first kiss
  3612. like that.
  3613.  
  3614. 782
  3615. 00:34:59,006 --> 00:35:00,507
  3616. Yeah.
  3617.  
  3618. 783
  3619. 00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:02,604
  3620. I'm so sorry.
  3621.  
  3622. 784
  3623. 00:35:02,606 --> 00:35:04,071
  3624. You know, I don't...
  3625.  
  3626. 785
  3627. 00:35:04,073 --> 00:35:07,338
  3628. I don't know why I told you
  3629. the whole story!
  3630.  
  3631. 786
  3632. 00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:10,472
  3633. That was a beautiful...
  3634. That was a beautiful story.
  3635.  
  3636. 787
  3637. 00:35:10,972 --> 00:35:12,172
  3638. Thank you.
  3639.  
  3640. 788
  3641. 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,337
  3642. I wish I was kissed
  3643. by Terry Sanders.
  3644.  
  3645. 789
  3646. 00:35:15,873 --> 00:35:18,106
  3647. Where is he? Whatever
  3648. happened to Terry Sanders?
  3649.  
  3650. 790
  3651. 00:35:18,108 --> 00:35:20,838
  3652. - I need to track him down.
  3653. - Oh, Terry Sanders...
  3654.  
  3655. 791
  3656. 00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,372
  3657. No, what actually
  3658. happened to him
  3659.  
  3660. 792
  3661. 00:35:22,374 --> 00:35:24,040
  3662. was that he died
  3663. in a plane crash.
  3664.  
  3665. 793
  3666. 00:35:25,406 --> 00:35:26,773
  3667. He died, yeah.
  3668.  
  3669. 794
  3670. 00:35:27,773 --> 00:35:29,570
  3671. He just went like that.
  3672.  
  3673. 795
  3674. 00:35:29,572 --> 00:35:31,539
  3675. - Plane crash?
  3676. - Yeah.
  3677.  
  3678. 796
  3679. 00:35:31,772 --> 00:35:32,772
  3680. Mm-hmm.
  3681.  
  3682. 797
  3683. 00:35:33,272 --> 00:35:34,438
  3684. No.
  3685.  
  3686. 798
  3687. 00:35:35,973 --> 00:35:38,372
  3688. - I'm sorry.
  3689. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
  3690.  
  3691. 799
  3692. 00:35:38,374 --> 00:35:39,869
  3693. He didn't die in a plane crash.
  3694.  
  3695. 800
  3696. 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,738
  3697. You've been waiting
  3698. all this time
  3699.  
  3700. 801
  3701. 00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,205
  3702. just to hit me
  3703. with a plane crash joke.
  3704.  
  3705. 802
  3706. 00:35:44,207 --> 00:35:45,771
  3707. I couldn't help it.
  3708.  
  3709. 803
  3710. 00:35:45,773 --> 00:35:49,138
  3711. Diane can get a man
  3712. to fly in from another state,
  3713.  
  3714. 804
  3715. 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:52,572
  3716. and I can't get my husband
  3717. to come in from the garage!
  3718.  
  3719. 805
  3720. 00:35:52,971 --> 00:35:54,872
  3721. Well, you have to give him
  3722. a good enough reason.
  3723.  
  3724. 806
  3725. 00:35:55,406 --> 00:35:59,003
  3726. Well, since when is sex not a
  3727. good enough reason for a man?
  3728.  
  3729. 807
  3730. 00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:02,270
  3731. Honey, you're not dealing with a man,
  3732. you're dealing with an older man.
  3733.  
  3734. 808
  3735. 00:36:02,272 --> 00:36:03,970
  3736. Different animal.
  3737.  
  3738. 809
  3739. 00:36:03,972 --> 00:36:05,970
  3740. He's not thinking about sex.
  3741. He's conditioned to think
  3742.  
  3743. 810
  3744. 00:36:05,972 --> 00:36:09,970
  3745. that "inside" means changing a
  3746. light bulb or fixing the toilet.
  3747.  
  3748. 811
  3749. 00:36:09,972 --> 00:36:14,171
  3750. Both of which sound infinitely
  3751. more satisfying to me.
  3752.  
  3753. 812
  3754. 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,637
  3755. So basically, I'm screwed.
  3756.  
  3757. 813
  3758. 00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:18,804
  3759. Or not screwed, as it were.
  3760.  
  3761. 814
  3762. 00:36:18,806 --> 00:36:20,836
  3763. He needs a reminder.
  3764. Take him back to a time
  3765.  
  3766. 815
  3767. 00:36:20,838 --> 00:36:22,705
  3768. when sex was on his mind.
  3769.  
  3770. 816
  3771. 00:36:23,339 --> 00:36:24,704
  3772. - Miss O'Donnell?
  3773. - Yeah.
  3774.  
  3775. 817
  3776. 00:36:24,706 --> 00:36:26,239
  3777. This was dropped
  3778. at the desk for you.
  3779.  
  3780. 818
  3781. 00:36:26,638 --> 00:36:28,070
  3782. - Thank you, Runako.
  3783. - You're welcome.
  3784.  
  3785. 819
  3786. 00:36:28,072 --> 00:36:29,336
  3787. It's Pavlovian.
  3788.  
  3789. 820
  3790. 00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:30,803
  3791. Present the right stimulus,
  3792.  
  3793. 821
  3794. 00:36:30,805 --> 00:36:32,838
  3795. you will not believe
  3796. how quickly he'll come.
  3797.  
  3798. 822
  3799. 00:36:33,472 --> 00:36:36,603
  3800. Must you always be
  3801. so crass?
  3802.  
  3803. 823
  3804. 00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:38,269
  3805. Look whose mind
  3806. is in the gutter!
  3807.  
  3808. 824
  3809. 00:36:38,271 --> 00:36:40,835
  3810. I know!
  3811. It's because of this book.
  3812.  
  3813. 825
  3814. 00:36:40,837 --> 00:36:42,670
  3815. The whipping
  3816. and the flogging.
  3817.  
  3818. 826
  3819. 00:36:42,672 --> 00:36:45,269
  3820. I'm learning things no one our
  3821. age should even know about!
  3822.  
  3823. 827
  3824. 00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:46,936
  3825. I mean, sex is...
  3826.  
  3827. 828
  3828. 00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,337
  3829. Ugh!
  3830.  
  3831. 829
  3832. 00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:50,370
  3833. Not that a little kissing or
  3834. petting would kill me, but...
  3835.  
  3836. 830
  3837. 00:36:50,372 --> 00:36:52,071
  3838. Is that a poncho?
  3839.  
  3840. 831
  3841. 00:36:52,438 --> 00:36:54,738
  3842. Um... all right, sharing.
  3843.  
  3844. 832
  3845. 00:36:55,104 --> 00:36:58,103
  3846. "Next time we should
  3847. wear protection"?
  3848.  
  3849. 833
  3850. 00:36:58,505 --> 00:36:59,604
  3851. "Love, Arthur."
  3852.  
  3853. 834
  3854. 00:37:00,138 --> 00:37:03,070
  3855. Uh, you weren't gonna
  3856. tell us about this.
  3857.  
  3858. 835
  3859. 00:37:03,072 --> 00:37:04,772
  3860. I told you
  3861. we went out for coffee.
  3862.  
  3863. 836
  3864. 00:37:05,071 --> 00:37:09,271
  3865. Unbelievable! That is not
  3866. how I go out for coffee.
  3867.  
  3868. 837
  3869. 00:37:09,738 --> 00:37:11,936
  3870. The entire world
  3871. is coupling up.
  3872.  
  3873. 838
  3874. 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,634
  3875. You just need to put yourself
  3876. out there the same way Tom did.
  3877.  
  3878. 839
  3879. 00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:17,871
  3880. You see her going online?
  3881.  
  3882. 840
  3883. 00:37:17,873 --> 00:37:20,236
  3884. I mean, let's not lose
  3885. all our sense of reality.
  3886.  
  3887. 841
  3888. 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,635
  3889. Well, why not?
  3890.  
  3891. 842
  3892. 00:37:21,637 --> 00:37:23,736
  3893. There are plenty
  3894. of fish in the sea
  3895.  
  3896. 843
  3897. 00:37:23,738 --> 00:37:25,335
  3898. - who would adore her.
  3899. - I agree.
  3900.  
  3901. 844
  3902. 00:37:25,337 --> 00:37:27,903
  3903. But to catch one she'd actually
  3904. have to take out a pole
  3905.  
  3906. 845
  3907. 00:37:27,905 --> 00:37:29,670
  3908. and make her way
  3909. down to the water.
  3910.  
  3911. 846
  3912. 00:37:29,672 --> 00:37:31,669
  3913. You really don't think
  3914. I can do it.
  3915.  
  3916. 847
  3917. 00:37:31,671 --> 00:37:34,469
  3918. Well, I think you can.
  3919. I just don't think you will.
  3920.  
  3921. 848
  3922. 00:37:34,471 --> 00:37:38,769
  3923. Then let's drink to me
  3924. and my pole going online.
  3925.  
  3926. 849
  3927. 00:37:38,771 --> 00:37:42,736
  3928. - Well, yay! Good for you.
  3929. - Yay!
  3930.  
  3931. 850
  3932. 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,535
  3933. But you might want
  3934. to lose the pole.
  3935.  
  3936. 851
  3937. 00:37:44,537 --> 00:37:45,770
  3938. Yeah. Good call.
  3939.  
  3940. 852
  3941. 00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:56,802
  3942. Life motto?
  3943.  
  3944. 853
  3945. 00:37:56,804 --> 00:37:59,268
  3946. I'll give you a life motto.
  3947.  
  3948. 854
  3949. 00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:05,735
  3950. "No one with a life
  3951. has a motto."
  3952.  
  3953. 855
  3954. 00:38:10,105 --> 00:38:11,468
  3955. "Find a mate?"
  3956.  
  3957. 856
  3958. 00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:14,434
  3959. What am I, Lin-Lin the Panda
  3960. at the San Diego Zoo?
  3961.  
  3962. 857
  3963. 00:38:14,436 --> 00:38:16,401
  3964. No! No, no, no.
  3965.  
  3966. 858
  3967. 00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:19,735
  3968. Stop it!
  3969.  
  3970. 859
  3971. 00:38:19,737 --> 00:38:21,070
  3972. Shit!
  3973.  
  3974. 860
  3975. 00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:29,735
  3976. My old uniform.
  3977. What do you think?
  3978.  
  3979. 861
  3980. 00:38:29,737 --> 00:38:31,901
  3981. I feel like
  3982. I'm in a time machine.
  3983.  
  3984. 862
  3985. 00:38:31,903 --> 00:38:34,237
  3986. I know.
  3987. And it still fits!
  3988.  
  3989. 863
  3990. 00:38:34,904 --> 00:38:36,736
  3991. Ta-da!
  3992.  
  3993. 864
  3994. 00:38:37,703 --> 00:38:39,568
  3995. There's some duct tape
  3996. on the shelf.
  3997.  
  3998. 865
  3999. 00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:42,370
  4000. You're sweet, but that
  4001. just makes it easier to...
  4002.  
  4003. 866
  4004. 00:38:43,138 --> 00:38:46,504
  4005. Oh, you need... you need
  4006. duct tape. Okay...
  4007.  
  4008. 867
  4009. 00:38:46,937 --> 00:38:49,870
  4010. And, uh, give me the zip ties.
  4011.  
  4012. 868
  4013. 00:38:51,104 --> 00:38:53,037
  4014. Zip ties.
  4015.  
  4016. 869
  4017. 00:38:54,937 --> 00:38:57,501
  4018. Are you thinking about
  4019. tying me up?
  4020.  
  4021. 870
  4022. 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,870
  4023. What?
  4024.  
  4025. 871
  4026. 00:38:59,836 --> 00:39:03,036
  4027. Nothing. It's just something
  4028. I was reading about.
  4029.  
  4030. 872
  4031. 00:39:04,103 --> 00:39:06,868
  4032. Is there anything else
  4033. I can do for you?
  4034.  
  4035. 873
  4036. 00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:09,003
  4037. No, I think I'm good, thanks.
  4038.  
  4039. 874
  4040. 00:39:10,337 --> 00:39:11,768
  4041. I just needed more light
  4042.  
  4043. 875
  4044. 00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:13,870
  4045. before I can get inside
  4046. her crankshaft.
  4047.  
  4048. 876
  4049. 00:39:14,302 --> 00:39:15,168
  4050. Check her out.
  4051.  
  4052. 877
  4053. 00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:17,735
  4054. Check out...
  4055. your motorcycle?
  4056.  
  4057. 878
  4058. 00:39:17,737 --> 00:39:19,136
  4059. Yeah.
  4060.  
  4061. 879
  4062. 00:39:20,204 --> 00:39:23,168
  4063. - It sure brings back memories.
  4064. - Yeah.
  4065.  
  4066. 880
  4067. 00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:26,003
  4068. And she's a lot prettier
  4069. than I remember.
  4070.  
  4071. 881
  4072. 00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:30,000
  4073. I wouldn't complain if you
  4074. want to take me for a ride.
  4075.  
  4076. 882
  4077. 00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:33,835
  4078. Rain check?
  4079.  
  4080. 883
  4081. 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:39,835
  4082. I'm sorry.
  4083. I talked your ear off.
  4084.  
  4085. 884
  4086. 00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:42,401
  4087. - I'll recover.
  4088. - You will? I wonder.
  4089.  
  4090. 885
  4091. 00:39:42,403 --> 00:39:44,537
  4092. Just let me know
  4093. when you're back in Arizona.
  4094.  
  4095. 886
  4096. 00:39:45,136 --> 00:39:49,636
  4097. Oh! Well, actually, I'm going
  4098. to be there this weekend.
  4099.  
  4100. 887
  4101. 00:39:50,002 --> 00:39:51,534
  4102. How inconvenient.
  4103.  
  4104. 888
  4105. 00:39:51,536 --> 00:39:54,002
  4106. How inconvenient, yeah.
  4107. Anyway...
  4108.  
  4109. 889
  4110. 00:39:54,470 --> 00:39:57,700
  4111. - It was really lovely.
  4112. - Oh, it was really lovely. So...
  4113.  
  4114. 890
  4115. 00:39:57,702 --> 00:39:59,134
  4116. - Good night.
  4117. - Have a good night.
  4118.  
  4119. 891
  4120. 00:39:59,136 --> 00:40:01,236
  4121. Okay, thank you.
  4122. Thank you.
  4123.  
  4124. 892
  4125. 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:02,802
  4126. Oh, God.
  4127.  
  4128. 893
  4129. 00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:06,334
  4130. We need to get control
  4131. of this situation.
  4132.  
  4133. 894
  4134. 00:40:06,936 --> 00:40:09,699
  4135. I don't want a repeat
  4136. of what was going on
  4137.  
  4138. 895
  4139. 00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:11,434
  4140. in the evidentiary hearing.
  4141.  
  4142. 896
  4143. 00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,969
  4144. Let's turn our phones off,
  4145. please.
  4146.  
  4147. 897
  4148. 00:40:15,534 --> 00:40:16,667
  4149. Not mine.
  4150.  
  4151. 898
  4152. 00:40:17,968 --> 00:40:19,900
  4153. Am I the only one
  4154. hearing this?
  4155.  
  4156. 899
  4157. 00:40:19,902 --> 00:40:22,835
  4158. I believe it's from...
  4159. over there.
  4160.  
  4161. 900
  4162. 00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,503
  4163. Holy shit.
  4164.  
  4165. 901
  4166. 00:41:01,267 --> 00:41:03,435
  4167. Here, Ginsburg,
  4168. you want to go out?
  4169.  
  4170. 902
  4171. 00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:10,001
  4172. Go.
  4173.  
  4174. 903
  4175. 00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:11,933
  4176. Go ahead.
  4177.  
  4178. 904
  4179. 00:41:12,601 --> 00:41:13,965
  4180. Okay, fine.
  4181.  
  4182. 905
  4183. 00:41:13,967 --> 00:41:16,334
  4184. Be lethargic.
  4185.  
  4186. 906
  4187. 00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:35,001
  4188. Damn you, E.L. James.
  4189.  
  4190. 907
  4191. 00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:40,366
  4192. His name is George and he's
  4193. probably a serial killer.
  4194.  
  4195. 908
  4196. 00:41:40,868 --> 00:41:42,432
  4197. No man is perfect.
  4198.  
  4199. 909
  4200. 00:41:42,434 --> 00:41:44,464
  4201. Well, he's also certainly
  4202. not normal.
  4203.  
  4204. 910
  4205. 00:41:44,466 --> 00:41:48,532
  4206. I mean, normal people don't
  4207. go trolling for dates online.
  4208.  
  4209. 911
  4210. 00:41:48,534 --> 00:41:49,666
  4211. You do.
  4212.  
  4213. 912
  4214. 00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:51,034
  4215. Yeah, I rest my case.
  4216.  
  4217. 913
  4218. 00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:53,665
  4219. Maybe he's your
  4220. Christian Grey.
  4221.  
  4222. 914
  4223. 00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:57,099
  4224. - He's a bald tax attorney.
  4225. - Okay, maybe not.
  4226.  
  4227. 915
  4228. 00:41:57,101 --> 00:41:58,765
  4229. But at least
  4230. you have a date.
  4231.  
  4232. 916
  4233. 00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:01,798
  4234. I'm never gonna have sex again
  4235. for the rest of my life.
  4236.  
  4237. 917
  4238. 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,665
  4239. He might not
  4240. even have arms!
  4241.  
  4242. 918
  4243. 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:04,732
  4244. - Hey.
  4245. - What?
  4246.  
  4247. 919
  4248. 00:42:04,734 --> 00:42:06,532
  4249. These are essential.
  4250.  
  4251. 920
  4252. 00:42:06,534 --> 00:42:09,168
  4253. They hold you in, smooth everything down.
  4254. Life changing.
  4255.  
  4256. 921
  4257. 00:42:09,468 --> 00:42:11,800
  4258. I'm gonna get them for you.
  4259. Come here.
  4260.  
  4261. 922
  4262. 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:17,099
  4263. Well, let's just say things did
  4264. not go exactly as planned.
  4265.  
  4266. 923
  4267. 00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:19,230
  4268. You've been married
  4269. too long.
  4270.  
  4271. 924
  4272. 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,632
  4273. In the army, when they want
  4274. to get a soldier's attention,
  4275.  
  4276. 925
  4277. 00:42:21,634 --> 00:42:23,131
  4278. they just blow
  4279. on the trumpet.
  4280.  
  4281. 926
  4282. 00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:25,398
  4283. Well, that is precisely
  4284. what I was attempting.
  4285.  
  4286. 927
  4287. 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,333
  4288. - And the soldier?
  4289. - Absent without leave.
  4290.  
  4291. 928
  4292. 00:42:28,734 --> 00:42:32,164
  4293. In fact, the trumpet never
  4294. even came out of the barracks.
  4295.  
  4296. 929
  4297. 00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:35,764
  4298. The commanding officer put
  4299. a kibosh on the mission, huh?
  4300.  
  4301. 930
  4302. 00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:37,432
  4303. Yes. Mission aborted.
  4304.  
  4305. 931
  4306. 00:42:37,434 --> 00:42:40,299
  4307. Oh, Jesus Christ, enough
  4308. with the metaphors already.
  4309.  
  4310. 932
  4311. 00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:43,130
  4312. My organs just shifted.
  4313.  
  4314. 933
  4315. 00:42:43,132 --> 00:42:45,533
  4316. You're gonna be fine.
  4317. Do scuba breathing.
  4318.  
  4319. 934
  4320. 00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:49,199
  4321. So, okay,
  4322. give him one of these...
  4323.  
  4324. 935
  4325. 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,832
  4326. and the lieutenant
  4327. will stand at attention.
  4328.  
  4329. 936
  4330. 00:42:52,834 --> 00:42:54,465
  4331. You think
  4332. that's the problem?
  4333.  
  4334. 937
  4335. 00:42:54,467 --> 00:42:57,998
  4336. I've been doing field research
  4337. on this demographic a long time.
  4338.  
  4339. 938
  4340. 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,097
  4341. He's probably just embarrassed.
  4342.  
  4343. 939
  4344. 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:02,499
  4345. This is gonna be
  4346. a game changer, trust me.
  4347.  
  4348. 940
  4349. 00:43:04,033 --> 00:43:05,265
  4350. You need some help?
  4351.  
  4352. 941
  4353. 00:43:05,267 --> 00:43:07,200
  4354. I need
  4355. the Jaws of Life.
  4356.  
  4357. 942
  4358. 00:43:10,767 --> 00:43:13,331
  4359. Um, I don't think
  4360. you have that on quite right,
  4361.  
  4362. 943
  4363. 00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:14,530
  4364. but it's gonna look amazing.
  4365.  
  4366. 944
  4367. 00:43:14,532 --> 00:43:17,066
  4368. I look like
  4369. a Lane Bryant mannequin.
  4370.  
  4371. 945
  4372. 00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:21,031
  4373. I'm sorry, I'm just trying to
  4374. picture your serial killer
  4375.  
  4376. 946
  4377. 00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:22,665
  4378. trying to peel you
  4379. out of that thing.
  4380.  
  4381. 947
  4382. 00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:25,267
  4383. - He's gonna have to use his teeth.
  4384. - If he has teeth.
  4385.  
  4386. 948
  4387. 00:43:26,165 --> 00:43:27,531
  4388. When you guys
  4389. are finished joking,
  4390.  
  4391. 949
  4392. 00:43:27,533 --> 00:43:29,064
  4393. can you get me
  4394. some scissors?
  4395.  
  4396. 950
  4397. 00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:30,933
  4398. I can't feel my feet.
  4399.  
  4400. 951
  4401. 00:43:38,567 --> 00:43:39,997
  4402. Is that the one
  4403. I showed you?
  4404.  
  4405. 952
  4406. 00:43:39,999 --> 00:43:41,631
  4407. No. Found it on Zillow.
  4408.  
  4409. 953
  4410. 00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:43,197
  4411. Check it out.
  4412.  
  4413. 954
  4414. 00:43:43,199 --> 00:43:45,163
  4415. - This has a media room.
  4416. - Oh, sick.
  4417.  
  4418. 955
  4419. 00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:46,763
  4420. You don't need
  4421. a media room,
  4422.  
  4423. 956
  4424. 00:43:46,765 --> 00:43:49,164
  4425. you need your son to live
  4426. in a good school district.
  4427.  
  4428. 957
  4429. 00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:51,230
  4430. Mom. You shouldn't be
  4431. adding salt.
  4432.  
  4433. 958
  4434. 00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:53,796
  4435. It's spaghetti. I always
  4436. add salt to my spaghetti.
  4437.  
  4438. 959
  4439. 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,966
  4440. Mom, did you not get the article
  4441. I sent you on blood pressure?
  4442.  
  4443. 960
  4444. 00:44:00,931 --> 00:44:04,331
  4445. Oh, shoot. Could... Could you
  4446. excuse me for just a sec?
  4447.  
  4448. 961
  4449. 00:44:07,965 --> 00:44:10,767
  4450. Don't say "sick".
  4451. You're 40 years old.
  4452.  
  4453. 962
  4454. 00:44:11,264 --> 00:44:13,165
  4455. Hi, how are you?
  4456.  
  4457. 963
  4458. 00:44:13,864 --> 00:44:16,499
  4459. Come visit you?
  4460. That's crazy!
  4461.  
  4462. 964
  4463. 00:44:19,632 --> 00:44:23,265
  4464. What? Well, I don't know
  4465. how I can do that, you know?
  4466.  
  4467. 965
  4468. 00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:25,398
  4469. Yeah?
  4470.  
  4471. 966
  4472. 00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,629
  4473. Oh. Well, okay.
  4474.  
  4475. 967
  4476. 00:44:28,631 --> 00:44:30,329
  4477. I'm just gonna have
  4478. to come up with a reason.
  4479.  
  4480. 968
  4481. 00:44:30,331 --> 00:44:33,196
  4482. - Mom?
  4483. - Uh-oh. I got to go.
  4484.  
  4485. 969
  4486. 00:44:33,198 --> 00:44:35,464
  4487. Okay, yes, and I will.
  4488. Okay, bye.
  4489.  
  4490. 970
  4491. 00:44:35,931 --> 00:44:39,197
  4492. - Is everything okay?
  4493. - No. No.
  4494.  
  4495. 971
  4496. 00:44:39,966 --> 00:44:42,630
  4497. That was my neighbor.
  4498. And, um...
  4499.  
  4500. 972
  4501. 00:44:42,632 --> 00:44:44,862
  4502. There was a robber,
  4503. or a burglar, I don't know.
  4504.  
  4505. 973
  4506. 00:44:44,864 --> 00:44:47,896
  4507. Anyway, they think
  4508. that the house was burgled!
  4509.  
  4510. 974
  4511. 00:44:47,898 --> 00:44:49,931
  4512. - Burgled?
  4513. - It's shocking!
  4514.  
  4515. 975
  4516. 00:44:50,531 --> 00:44:53,996
  4517. But you know something? I think I
  4518. need to get back there ASAP to help.
  4519.  
  4520. 976
  4521. 00:44:53,998 --> 00:44:55,795
  4522. What do you mean, help?
  4523.  
  4524. 977
  4525. 00:44:55,797 --> 00:44:58,229
  4526. What I mean is the authorities...
  4527. they may want to ask some questions.
  4528.  
  4529. 978
  4530. 00:44:58,231 --> 00:45:00,931
  4531. So I do need
  4532. to get back there now.
  4533.  
  4534. 979
  4535. 00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:02,596
  4536. The authorities?
  4537.  
  4538. 980
  4539. 00:45:02,598 --> 00:45:04,561
  4540. I'm not a suspect.
  4541. I'm not suspicious.
  4542.  
  4543. 981
  4544. 00:45:04,563 --> 00:45:06,664
  4545. It's not that kind of thing.
  4546. But I'm so worried.
  4547.  
  4548. 982
  4549. 00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,628
  4550. This world is just not
  4551. a safe place for you anymore.
  4552.  
  4553. 983
  4554. 00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:11,296
  4555. I'm sorry, and...
  4556.  
  4557. 984
  4558. 00:45:11,298 --> 00:45:14,165
  4559. I'm really gonna try
  4560. to keep that in my mind, okay?
  4561.  
  4562. 985
  4563. 00:45:14,366 --> 00:45:17,129
  4564. But anyway, I need to book
  4565. a flight back tomorrow.
  4566.  
  4567. 986
  4568. 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,795
  4569. Do I just not
  4570. turn you on anymore?
  4571.  
  4572. 987
  4573. 00:45:19,797 --> 00:45:23,329
  4574. I mean, I get it after 35 years
  4575. and three kids, but am I...
  4576.  
  4577. 988
  4578. 00:45:23,331 --> 00:45:26,261
  4579. Is it just not exciting
  4580. anymore?
  4581.  
  4582. 989
  4583. 00:45:26,263 --> 00:45:27,495
  4584. I love you, Carol.
  4585.  
  4586. 990
  4587. 00:45:27,497 --> 00:45:29,964
  4588. I know you love me,
  4589. and I love you.
  4590.  
  4591. 991
  4592. 00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:31,696
  4593. Then what is the problem?
  4594.  
  4595. 992
  4596. 00:45:31,698 --> 00:45:35,030
  4597. The problem is we haven't
  4598. even tried to make love
  4599.  
  4600. 993
  4601. 00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:36,495
  4602. since your retirement party.
  4603.  
  4604. 994
  4605. 00:45:36,497 --> 00:45:38,429
  4606. And we both know
  4607. how that turned out.
  4608.  
  4609. 995
  4610. 00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:40,963
  4611. You yourself said
  4612. there was something wrong
  4613.  
  4614. 996
  4615. 00:45:40,965 --> 00:45:42,297
  4616. with the lamb that night.
  4617.  
  4618. 997
  4619. 00:45:42,496 --> 00:45:45,229
  4620. We both know there was
  4621. nothing wrong with the lamb.
  4622.  
  4623. 998
  4624. 00:45:45,231 --> 00:45:46,495
  4625. I'm the one who made it.
  4626.  
  4627. 999
  4628. 00:45:46,497 --> 00:45:48,663
  4629. I'm not having
  4630. this conversation.
  4631.  
  4632. 1000
  4633. 00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:52,196
  4634. Bruce, Vivian said
  4635. that it is so normal for men...
  4636.  
  4637. 1001
  4638. 00:45:52,198 --> 00:45:53,728
  4639. Wait. Vivian?
  4640.  
  4641. 1002
  4642. 00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:56,129
  4643. Dr. Schaefer said there are
  4644. safe and effective ways...
  4645.  
  4646. 1003
  4647. 00:45:56,131 --> 00:45:57,561
  4648. You talked to Dr. Schaefer?
  4649.  
  4650. 1004
  4651. 00:45:57,563 --> 00:45:59,994
  4652. I did not think
  4653. you'd want to talk to him.
  4654.  
  4655. 1005
  4656. 00:45:59,996 --> 00:46:03,294
  4657. - I don't want to talk to him!
  4658. - See? I knew that! I knew that!
  4659.  
  4660. 1006
  4661. 00:46:03,296 --> 00:46:05,527
  4662. He asked me, "Does he
  4663. still pleasure himself?"
  4664.  
  4665. 1007
  4666. 00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:07,964
  4667. - Oh, my God!
  4668. - And I said, "I have no idea!"
  4669.  
  4670. 1008
  4671. 00:46:08,396 --> 00:46:10,794
  4672. Carol! This is enough!
  4673.  
  4674. 1009
  4675. 00:46:10,796 --> 00:46:13,528
  4676. Bruce!
  4677. I want to have sex!
  4678.  
  4679. 1010
  4680. 00:46:15,530 --> 00:46:17,096
  4681. Hello.
  4682.  
  4683. 1011
  4684. 00:46:21,098 --> 00:46:22,497
  4685. Excuse me.
  4686.  
  4687. 1012
  4688. 00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:27,894
  4689. Okay, come on, baby.
  4690. Get your leg up there.
  4691.  
  4692. 1013
  4693. 00:46:29,563 --> 00:46:30,862
  4694. Goddang it.
  4695.  
  4696. 1014
  4697. 00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:32,963
  4698. Come on.
  4699.  
  4700. 1015
  4701. 00:46:33,262 --> 00:46:36,096
  4702. What, you can't
  4703. get it turned on, huh?
  4704.  
  4705. 1016
  4706. 00:46:52,329 --> 00:46:54,426
  4707. Hi. Do you have a reservation?
  4708.  
  4709. 1017
  4710. 00:46:54,428 --> 00:46:56,461
  4711. No, actually
  4712. I'm meeting someone.
  4713.  
  4714. 1018
  4715. 00:46:56,463 --> 00:46:58,294
  4716. His name is George.
  4717.  
  4718. 1019
  4719. 00:46:58,296 --> 00:47:00,163
  4720. He's a tax accountant.
  4721.  
  4722. 1020
  4723. 00:47:01,263 --> 00:47:03,463
  4724. Right. Follow me.
  4725.  
  4726. 1021
  4727. 00:47:06,063 --> 00:47:07,928
  4728. Enjoy your meal.
  4729.  
  4730. 1022
  4731. 00:47:07,930 --> 00:47:09,462
  4732. Hey, you have arms!
  4733.  
  4734. 1023
  4735. 00:47:09,896 --> 00:47:12,061
  4736. It would've been fine
  4737. if you didn't, but it's...
  4738.  
  4739. 1024
  4740. 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,828
  4741. better that you do. Hey.
  4742.  
  4743. 1025
  4744. 00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:17,128
  4745. So nice to... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
  4746. I'll take care of it.
  4747.  
  4748. 1026
  4749. 00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:19,664
  4750. This is why
  4751. I don't leave the house.
  4752.  
  4753. 1027
  4754. 00:47:21,963 --> 00:47:25,928
  4755. - Shall we start again?
  4756. - I'm afraid to reenter.
  4757.  
  4758. 1028
  4759. 00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,327
  4760. Nah.
  4761.  
  4762. 1029
  4763. 00:47:27,329 --> 00:47:30,196
  4764. We can take it
  4765. right from here.
  4766.  
  4767. 1030
  4768. 00:47:30,563 --> 00:47:31,662
  4769. Okay.
  4770.  
  4771. 1031
  4772. 00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:34,695
  4773. So, what about you?
  4774.  
  4775. 1032
  4776. 00:47:35,396 --> 00:47:37,792
  4777. - You work?
  4778. - Um, yes.
  4779.  
  4780. 1033
  4781. 00:47:37,794 --> 00:47:40,827
  4782. Actually, I'm currently working
  4783. on my drinking.
  4784.  
  4785. 1034
  4786. 00:47:42,495 --> 00:47:44,496
  4787. You have a nice laugh.
  4788.  
  4789. 1035
  4790. 00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:47,728
  4791. Thank you.
  4792.  
  4793. 1036
  4794. 00:47:48,161 --> 00:47:50,329
  4795. Actually,
  4796. I'm a federal judge.
  4797.  
  4798. 1037
  4799. 00:47:50,729 --> 00:47:52,128
  4800. Wow.
  4801.  
  4802. 1038
  4803. 00:47:52,962 --> 00:47:54,728
  4804. - Really?
  4805. - Yeah.
  4806.  
  4807. 1039
  4808. 00:47:55,562 --> 00:47:59,427
  4809. And I do have the power
  4810. to put you in handcuffs.
  4811.  
  4812. 1040
  4813. 00:47:59,429 --> 00:48:01,926
  4814. I don't know
  4815. why I said that. Really.
  4816.  
  4817. 1041
  4818. 00:48:01,928 --> 00:48:03,560
  4819. I'm sorry. I...
  4820.  
  4821. 1042
  4822. 00:48:03,961 --> 00:48:07,094
  4823. I was guessing what you
  4824. might be thinking and...
  4825.  
  4826. 1043
  4827. 00:48:07,096 --> 00:48:09,559
  4828. I mean, not you,
  4829. but men.
  4830.  
  4831. 1044
  4832. 00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:13,027
  4833. Not like all men
  4834. think the same, but...
  4835.  
  4836. 1045
  4837. 00:48:13,662 --> 00:48:16,525
  4838. I'm sorry I'm not better
  4839. at this, but this is...
  4840.  
  4841. 1046
  4842. 00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:17,627
  4843. Whoa.
  4844.  
  4845. 1047
  4846. 00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:19,794
  4847. Can I make a confession?
  4848.  
  4849. 1048
  4850. 00:48:20,162 --> 00:48:23,159
  4851. Uh, I changed
  4852. my shirt today six times
  4853.  
  4854. 1049
  4855. 00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:24,894
  4856. and I only have five shirts.
  4857.  
  4858. 1050
  4859. 00:48:25,662 --> 00:48:28,396
  4860. And the irony is
  4861. that they're all exactly alike.
  4862.  
  4863. 1051
  4864. 00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:30,727
  4865. Blue, button-down,
  4866. Brooks Brothers.
  4867.  
  4868. 1052
  4869. 00:48:30,729 --> 00:48:33,093
  4870. Well, who doesn't love
  4871. Brooks Brothers?
  4872.  
  4873. 1053
  4874. 00:48:33,095 --> 00:48:34,727
  4875. Not this guy.
  4876.  
  4877. 1054
  4878. 00:48:35,328 --> 00:48:37,293
  4879. When did dating
  4880. get so complicated?
  4881.  
  4882. 1055
  4883. 00:48:37,295 --> 00:48:39,927
  4884. I mean, it used to be
  4885. you'd go to a dance
  4886.  
  4887. 1056
  4888. 00:48:39,929 --> 00:48:43,392
  4889. and bada-boom bada-bing, you'd
  4890. get married and pregnant.
  4891.  
  4892. 1057
  4893. 00:48:43,394 --> 00:48:45,592
  4894. Now you have
  4895. to come up with
  4896.  
  4897. 1058
  4898. 00:48:45,594 --> 00:48:47,960
  4899. earth-shattering
  4900. theories on life
  4901.  
  4902. 1059
  4903. 00:48:47,962 --> 00:48:51,793
  4904. before you even get a "wink."
  4905. What is that, a "wink" online?
  4906.  
  4907. 1060
  4908. 00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:56,327
  4909. You know, you are so much better
  4910. at this than you think you are.
  4911.  
  4912. 1061
  4913. 00:48:58,161 --> 00:48:59,558
  4914. Thank you.
  4915.  
  4916. 1062
  4917. 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,393
  4918. You are too,
  4919. for the record.
  4920.  
  4921. 1063
  4922. 00:49:02,028 --> 00:49:05,527
  4923. All my past relationships
  4924. taught me one thing.
  4925.  
  4926. 1064
  4927. 00:49:06,894 --> 00:49:08,459
  4928. I can't sleep with men.
  4929.  
  4930. 1065
  4931. 00:49:08,461 --> 00:49:11,460
  4932. Well, now, there's a revelation
  4933. I was not expecting.
  4934.  
  4935. 1066
  4936. 00:49:11,462 --> 00:49:14,627
  4937. No, but sex is fine.
  4938. I just can't sleep.
  4939.  
  4940. 1067
  4941. 00:49:15,527 --> 00:49:17,491
  4942. Okay,
  4943. that makes more sense.
  4944.  
  4945. 1068
  4946. 00:49:17,493 --> 00:49:19,991
  4947. Now I can focus on
  4948. what you're gonna say next.
  4949.  
  4950. 1069
  4951. 00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:23,125
  4952. I can't understand
  4953. how men can sleep anywhere.
  4954.  
  4955. 1070
  4956. 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:25,259
  4957. On the floor, in a bed,
  4958. on a couch.
  4959.  
  4960. 1071
  4961. 00:49:25,261 --> 00:49:27,459
  4962. I'm staring at the ceiling
  4963. and they're off
  4964.  
  4965. 1072
  4966. 00:49:27,461 --> 00:49:29,495
  4967. in some blissful dreamscape.
  4968.  
  4969. 1073
  4970. 00:49:30,328 --> 00:49:34,659
  4971. Well, they say that bad sleep is
  4972. a sign of a bad relationship.
  4973.  
  4974. 1074
  4975. 00:49:34,661 --> 00:49:37,328
  4976. Yeah, well,
  4977. I can attest to that.
  4978.  
  4979. 1075
  4980. 00:49:38,428 --> 00:49:40,592
  4981. - Thank you.
  4982. - Thank you.
  4983.  
  4984. 1076
  4985. 00:49:40,594 --> 00:49:41,826
  4986. Wow.
  4987.  
  4988. 1077
  4989. 00:49:42,694 --> 00:49:45,328
  4990. I never thought
  4991. I'd be back here again.
  4992.  
  4993. 1078
  4994. 00:49:45,661 --> 00:49:46,692
  4995. Me, neither.
  4996.  
  4997. 1079
  4998. 00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,760
  4999. Here we go.
  5000.  
  5001. 1080
  5002. 00:49:52,893 --> 00:49:56,760
  5003. - Is it as good as you remember?
  5004. - Maybe better.
  5005.  
  5006. 1081
  5007. 00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:02,227
  5008. Let me ask you a question.
  5009.  
  5010. 1082
  5011. 00:50:02,826 --> 00:50:05,459
  5012. What's your favorite thing
  5013. in the whole world?
  5014.  
  5015. 1083
  5016. 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,324
  5017. Well, that's a very
  5018. broad question.
  5019.  
  5020. 1084
  5021. 00:50:08,326 --> 00:50:09,626
  5022. Um...
  5023.  
  5024. 1085
  5025. 00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:12,625
  5026. Arm tickles.
  5027.  
  5028. 1086
  5029. 00:50:12,627 --> 00:50:15,161
  5030. - Come on.
  5031. - No, without a doubt.
  5032.  
  5033. 1087
  5034. 00:50:15,661 --> 00:50:18,591
  5035. No, it's true.
  5036. I'm a girl of simple pleasures.
  5037.  
  5038. 1088
  5039. 00:50:18,593 --> 00:50:21,558
  5040. Says the girl
  5041. with a staff of 150!
  5042.  
  5043. 1089
  5044. 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,424
  5045. Ah, but it would be
  5046. so much better
  5047.  
  5048. 1090
  5049. 00:50:23,426 --> 00:50:25,626
  5050. if they were all
  5051. tickling my arms.
  5052.  
  5053. 1091
  5054. 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:33,527
  5055. You know what I love to do
  5056. that I never do anymore?
  5057.  
  5058. 1092
  5059. 00:50:34,027 --> 00:50:39,260
  5060. Listen to a full album on vinyl
  5061. from beginning to end.
  5062.  
  5063. 1093
  5064. 00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:43,525
  5065. Vinyl sure has made
  5066. a comeback, hasn't it?
  5067.  
  5068. 1094
  5069. 00:50:43,827 --> 00:50:46,627
  5070. Well, some things
  5071. stand the test of time.
  5072.  
  5073. 1095
  5074. 00:50:50,059 --> 00:50:51,359
  5075. That they do.
  5076.  
  5077. 1096
  5078. 00:51:21,058 --> 00:51:23,158
  5079. Dance is about connection.
  5080.  
  5081. 1097
  5082. 00:51:23,359 --> 00:51:25,490
  5083. It can't just be routine.
  5084.  
  5085. 1098
  5086. 00:51:25,492 --> 00:51:28,558
  5087. Moving in unison
  5088. is not the same as dancing.
  5089.  
  5090. 1099
  5091. 00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:31,525
  5092. Right.
  5093.  
  5094. 1100
  5095. 00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:36,425
  5096. I think
  5097. we're done for the night.
  5098.  
  5099. 1101
  5100. 00:51:37,325 --> 00:51:38,558
  5101. Sorry.
  5102.  
  5103. 1102
  5104. 00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:53,858
  5105. I was 14. She was 17.
  5106. She could drive a car.
  5107.  
  5108. 1103
  5109. 00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:57,256
  5110. And she was sitting
  5111. behind the wheel.
  5112.  
  5113. 1104
  5114. 00:51:57,258 --> 00:51:59,326
  5115. She said, "Come here."
  5116.  
  5117. 1105
  5118. 00:52:01,559 --> 00:52:03,158
  5119. This is me.
  5120.  
  5121. 1106
  5122. 00:52:04,024 --> 00:52:05,823
  5123. Thank you for making
  5124. tonight so easy.
  5125.  
  5126. 1107
  5127. 00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:09,058
  5128. Oh... It was a great,
  5129. great pleasure.
  5130.  
  5131. 1108
  5132. 00:52:15,092 --> 00:52:16,988
  5133. Um, I have to ask you this.
  5134.  
  5135. 1109
  5136. 00:52:16,990 --> 00:52:18,988
  5137. First of all,
  5138. I think you're great.
  5139.  
  5140. 1110
  5141. 00:52:18,990 --> 00:52:22,056
  5142. And second,
  5143. I know that the chances of this
  5144.  
  5145. 1111
  5146. 00:52:22,058 --> 00:52:25,724
  5147. going past this evening
  5148. are slim, but...
  5149.  
  5150. 1112
  5151. 00:52:26,425 --> 00:52:28,392
  5152. would you mind if I...
  5153.  
  5154. 1113
  5155. 00:52:28,859 --> 00:52:30,189
  5156. kissed you?
  5157.  
  5158. 1114
  5159. 00:52:30,191 --> 00:52:31,522
  5160. If I had a nickel
  5161.  
  5162. 1115
  5163. 00:52:31,524 --> 00:52:33,290
  5164. for every time
  5165. someone asked me that.
  5166.  
  5167. 1116
  5168. 00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:36,490
  5169. All right, all right. I'll just
  5170. rewind the tape about 30 seconds.
  5171.  
  5172. 1117
  5173. 00:52:36,492 --> 00:52:38,492
  5174. Shut up and kiss me.
  5175.  
  5176. 1118
  5177. 00:52:40,359 --> 00:52:41,759
  5178. Oh, hell.
  5179.  
  5180. 1119
  5181. 00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,858
  5182. I think this belongs to you.
  5183.  
  5184. 1120
  5185. 00:53:05,256 --> 00:53:06,789
  5186. Thank you.
  5187.  
  5188. 1121
  5189. 00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:10,958
  5190. Ginsburger!
  5191.  
  5192. 1122
  5193. 00:53:24,091 --> 00:53:26,958
  5194. Ooh. I'm gonna need
  5195. a bigger back seat.
  5196.  
  5197. 1123
  5198. 00:53:29,091 --> 00:53:32,790
  5199. Paging Dr. Derek.
  5200.  
  5201. 1124
  5202. 00:53:37,023 --> 00:53:40,556
  5203. - Is this good?
  5204. - Uh-huh. This is fine, this is totally fine.
  5205.  
  5206. 1125
  5207. 00:53:40,558 --> 00:53:42,090
  5208. Okay.
  5209.  
  5210. 1126
  5211. 00:53:44,257 --> 00:53:46,954
  5212. I love how your generation
  5213. still feels the need
  5214.  
  5215. 1127
  5216. 00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:48,689
  5217. to get fancy for air travel.
  5218.  
  5219. 1128
  5220. 00:53:48,691 --> 00:53:50,157
  5221. It's so cute.
  5222.  
  5223. 1129
  5224. 00:53:51,558 --> 00:53:52,921
  5225. Okay...
  5226.  
  5227. 1130
  5228. 00:53:52,923 --> 00:53:55,088
  5229. - Call me when you get back to L.A.
  5230. - Of course.
  5231.  
  5232. 1131
  5233. 00:53:55,090 --> 00:53:56,722
  5234. - I love you.
  5235. - I love you, too.
  5236.  
  5237. 1132
  5238. 00:53:56,724 --> 00:53:58,355
  5239. - Be safe.
  5240. - Bye-bye.
  5241.  
  5242. 1133
  5243. 00:53:58,357 --> 00:54:00,123
  5244. - Love you.
  5245. - Love you!
  5246.  
  5247. 1134
  5248. 00:54:13,690 --> 00:54:15,691
  5249. Quite an escape, Houdini.
  5250.  
  5251. 1135
  5252. 00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:19,521
  5253. Oh, God. I can't believe
  5254. I'm doing this.
  5255.  
  5256. 1136
  5257. 00:54:48,623 --> 00:54:50,088
  5258. You know,
  5259. I can't get over it.
  5260.  
  5261. 1137
  5262. 00:54:50,090 --> 00:54:53,487
  5263. Honestly, I'm not sure
  5264. I've ever seen a prettier sky.
  5265.  
  5266. 1138
  5267. 00:54:53,489 --> 00:54:55,853
  5268. - Mmm.
  5269. - Right?
  5270.  
  5271. 1139
  5272. 00:54:55,855 --> 00:54:58,187
  5273. - Cheers.
  5274. - Oh, cheers, okay.
  5275.  
  5276. 1140
  5277. 00:54:58,189 --> 00:54:59,354
  5278. Boom.
  5279.  
  5280. 1141
  5281. 00:54:59,622 --> 00:55:01,156
  5282. Can I show you something?
  5283.  
  5284. 1142
  5285. 00:55:01,888 --> 00:55:03,753
  5286. - Sure.
  5287. - Come with me.
  5288.  
  5289. 1143
  5290. 00:55:03,755 --> 00:55:04,921
  5291. What are we doing?
  5292. Wait.
  5293.  
  5294. 1144
  5295. 00:55:04,923 --> 00:55:07,152
  5296. - Are you nervous?
  5297. - Oh... Should I be?
  5298.  
  5299. 1145
  5300. 00:55:07,154 --> 00:55:08,253
  5301. Mm-hmm.
  5302.  
  5303. 1146
  5304. 00:55:08,255 --> 00:55:09,953
  5305. I'm not sure
  5306. I've ever met anybody
  5307.  
  5308. 1147
  5309. 00:55:09,955 --> 00:55:12,690
  5310. who owned
  5311. their own barn before.
  5312.  
  5313. 1148
  5314. 00:55:13,123 --> 00:55:15,153
  5315. You got to get out
  5316. of the city more often.
  5317.  
  5318. 1149
  5319. 00:55:15,155 --> 00:55:18,220
  5320. Uh-huh. Oh, no, wait, no.
  5321. Forget it.
  5322.  
  5323. 1150
  5324. 00:55:18,222 --> 00:55:21,252
  5325. There is no chance in hell
  5326. I'm getting into that thing.
  5327.  
  5328. 1151
  5329. 00:55:21,254 --> 00:55:22,354
  5330. No. No!
  5331.  
  5332. 1152
  5333. 00:55:22,356 --> 00:55:24,387
  5334. You're gonna love it.
  5335. It's gonna be great.
  5336.  
  5337. 1153
  5338. 00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:27,054
  5339. I'm sorry, but...
  5340. What are you talking about?
  5341.  
  5342. 1154
  5343. 00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:28,553
  5344. No, I'm not
  5345. getting in there.
  5346.  
  5347. 1155
  5348. 00:55:28,555 --> 00:55:30,920
  5349. These are the controls.
  5350. Don't touch anything.
  5351.  
  5352. 1156
  5353. 00:55:30,922 --> 00:55:32,389
  5354. If you touch it,
  5355. we'll crash.
  5356.  
  5357. 1157
  5358. 00:55:33,055 --> 00:55:35,021
  5359. - Don't say that.
  5360. - I'm kidding.
  5361.  
  5362. 1158
  5363. 00:55:35,023 --> 00:55:37,054
  5364. This is my baby, okay?
  5365.  
  5366. 1159
  5367. 00:55:37,056 --> 00:55:39,053
  5368. See that "B" there?
  5369. You see?
  5370.  
  5371. 1160
  5372. 00:55:39,055 --> 00:55:42,653
  5373. - It's a Beechcraft Bonanza V-Tail.
  5374. - Okay.
  5375.  
  5376. 1161
  5377. 00:55:42,655 --> 00:55:45,721
  5378. And it's been my passion
  5379. project for the last...
  5380.  
  5381. 1162
  5382. 00:55:46,223 --> 00:55:47,454
  5383. 20 years.
  5384.  
  5385. 1163
  5386. 00:55:47,456 --> 00:55:49,618
  5387. Twenty years! Wait a minute.
  5388. How old is this thing?
  5389.  
  5390. 1164
  5391. 00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:51,820
  5392. - It's a 1951.
  5393. - Whoa!
  5394.  
  5395. 1165
  5396. 00:55:51,822 --> 00:55:54,253
  5397. I'm a 1951!
  5398. Let me out of here!
  5399.  
  5400. 1166
  5401. 00:55:54,255 --> 00:55:55,853
  5402. No, seriously.
  5403.  
  5404. 1167
  5405. 00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:58,285
  5406. - Okay, we're going up.
  5407. - Wait, no.
  5408.  
  5409. 1168
  5410. 00:55:58,287 --> 00:55:59,654
  5411. I'm gonna regret this!
  5412.  
  5413. 1169
  5414. 00:56:06,322 --> 00:56:10,020
  5415. Oh, please. No, no, you have
  5416. a death wish. Death wish!
  5417.  
  5418. 1170
  5419. 00:56:10,022 --> 00:56:12,555
  5420. - Please.
  5421. - We're all gonna die someday, Diane.
  5422.  
  5423. 1171
  5424. 00:56:12,855 --> 00:56:14,721
  5425. I just feel like it's worth
  5426. living a little bit
  5427.  
  5428. 1172
  5429. 00:56:14,723 --> 00:56:16,352
  5430. while we still can.
  5431.  
  5432. 1173
  5433. 00:56:36,621 --> 00:56:38,553
  5434. Overwhelming, huh?
  5435.  
  5436. 1174
  5437. 00:56:38,555 --> 00:56:39,885
  5438. Wanna hold on to the...
  5439.  
  5440. 1175
  5441. 00:56:39,887 --> 00:56:42,551
  5442. - Oh, okay.
  5443. - Just hold on to it.
  5444.  
  5445. 1176
  5446. 00:56:42,553 --> 00:56:44,020
  5447. I'll hold on.
  5448.  
  5449. 1177
  5450. 00:56:48,087 --> 00:56:49,719
  5451. - No!
  5452. - See that?
  5453.  
  5454. 1178
  5455. 00:56:49,721 --> 00:56:50,954
  5456. Yes.
  5457.  
  5458. 1179
  5459. 00:56:55,456 --> 00:56:57,622
  5460. Oh, no, that's...
  5461.  
  5462. 1180
  5463. 00:57:01,455 --> 00:57:04,354
  5464. - I'm gonna bank, to the right.
  5465. - You're gonna bank?
  5466.  
  5467. 1181
  5468. 00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:09,119
  5469. Oh...
  5470.  
  5471. 1182
  5472. 00:57:09,121 --> 00:57:10,751
  5473. You know what that is?
  5474.  
  5475. 1183
  5476. 00:57:10,753 --> 00:57:13,353
  5477. Yes. That's Cathedral Rock.
  5478.  
  5479. 1184
  5480. 00:57:13,355 --> 00:57:14,919
  5481. That's right.
  5482.  
  5483. 1185
  5484. 00:57:15,555 --> 00:57:18,188
  5485. Oh, my God.
  5486.  
  5487. 1186
  5488. 00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:55,218
  5489. And all this, though,
  5490. from being a pilot
  5491.  
  5492. 1187
  5493. 00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:57,883
  5494. - is what you're saying, right? This?
  5495. - No.
  5496.  
  5497. 1188
  5498. 00:57:57,885 --> 00:58:01,719
  5499. - No?
  5500. - No, what happened was I got out of the Air Force,
  5501.  
  5502. 1189
  5503. 00:58:01,721 --> 00:58:05,351
  5504. and I went to work for this
  5505. aeronautical research lab.
  5506.  
  5507. 1190
  5508. 00:58:05,353 --> 00:58:08,686
  5509. And, you know, I came up
  5510. with this design that...
  5511.  
  5512. 1191
  5513. 00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,483
  5514. that reduced engine drag
  5515. in a jet.
  5516.  
  5517. 1192
  5518. 00:58:11,485 --> 00:58:13,584
  5519. It's silly,
  5520. but it's a big patent,
  5521.  
  5522. 1193
  5523. 00:58:13,586 --> 00:58:16,652
  5524. and this is what happened
  5525. right here. See?
  5526.  
  5527. 1194
  5528. 00:58:20,453 --> 00:58:22,818
  5529. You're gonna have to
  5530. introduce me to your family.
  5531.  
  5532. 1195
  5533. 00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:24,118
  5534. When can I meet them?
  5535.  
  5536. 1196
  5537. 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,817
  5538. - I don't think that's a good idea.
  5539. - Why?
  5540.  
  5541. 1197
  5542. 00:58:25,819 --> 00:58:29,752
  5543. Because they're still very sensitive
  5544. about their father and...
  5545.  
  5546. 1198
  5547. 00:58:30,754 --> 00:58:32,287
  5548. What about you?
  5549.  
  5550. 1199
  5551. 00:58:34,985 --> 00:58:37,386
  5552. Well, I'm...
  5553. I mean, I loved him.
  5554.  
  5555. 1200
  5556. 00:58:38,952 --> 00:58:42,216
  5557. But I guess I realized
  5558. I was in mourning
  5559.  
  5560. 1201
  5561. 00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:44,118
  5562. for the end of something.
  5563.  
  5564. 1202
  5565. 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,653
  5566. It's been a long time.
  5567.  
  5568. 1203
  5569. 00:58:46,019 --> 00:58:49,053
  5570. I mean, I guess, I don't know,
  5571. the world sees your...
  5572.  
  5573. 1204
  5574. 00:58:49,652 --> 00:58:51,084
  5575. your relationship
  5576. in one way,
  5577.  
  5578. 1205
  5579. 00:58:51,086 --> 00:58:53,583
  5580. you just kind of
  5581. go along, but...
  5582.  
  5583. 1206
  5584. 00:58:53,585 --> 00:58:55,386
  5585. then the truth is...
  5586.  
  5587. 1207
  5588. 00:58:56,586 --> 00:58:59,086
  5589. it had been over between us
  5590. for a long time.
  5591.  
  5592. 1208
  5593. 00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,184
  5594. So...
  5595.  
  5596. 1209
  5597. 00:59:01,885 --> 00:59:03,419
  5598. what do you think of that?
  5599.  
  5600. 1210
  5601. 00:59:04,485 --> 00:59:06,317
  5602. You don't want to hear
  5603. my sad story, do you?
  5604.  
  5605. 1211
  5606. 00:59:06,319 --> 00:59:08,118
  5607. Maybe you should
  5608. tell me yours.
  5609.  
  5610. 1212
  5611. 00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,682
  5612. I don't have a sad story.
  5613.  
  5614. 1213
  5615. 00:59:09,684 --> 00:59:12,183
  5616. You don't have a sad
  5617. story 'cause you're rich.
  5618.  
  5619. 1214
  5620. 00:59:12,185 --> 00:59:14,718
  5621. It's been 24 hours
  5622. and there's still no answer.
  5623.  
  5624. 1215
  5625. 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,149
  5626. Okay, I'm sure she's fine.
  5627.  
  5628. 1216
  5629. 00:59:16,151 --> 00:59:17,650
  5630. You're so sure
  5631. everything is fine!
  5632.  
  5633. 1217
  5634. 00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:19,615
  5635. She could be passed out
  5636. in a ditch somewhere!
  5637.  
  5638. 1218
  5639. 00:59:19,617 --> 00:59:22,017
  5640. Adrianne, please calm down.
  5641.  
  5642. 1219
  5643. 00:59:22,019 --> 00:59:24,917
  5644. - I'm calling Jill.
  5645. - You're being hormonal!
  5646.  
  5647. 1220
  5648. 01:00:01,685 --> 01:00:03,351
  5649. Sharon, is that you?
  5650.  
  5651. 1221
  5652. 01:00:04,817 --> 01:00:06,917
  5653. Tom? Hi.
  5654.  
  5655. 1222
  5656. 01:00:06,919 --> 01:00:08,582
  5657. Wow! Hi!
  5658.  
  5659. 1223
  5660. 01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:09,885
  5661. Hi...
  5662.  
  5663. 1224
  5664. 01:00:10,183 --> 01:00:12,450
  5665. - Unexpected.
  5666. - Yeah.
  5667.  
  5668. 1225
  5669. 01:00:16,851 --> 01:00:18,482
  5670. Your hair's... dark.
  5671.  
  5672. 1226
  5673. 01:00:18,484 --> 01:00:19,383
  5674. Oh, it's dyed.
  5675.  
  5676. 1227
  5677. 01:00:19,385 --> 01:00:22,048
  5678. - I know.
  5679. - Right, right.
  5680.  
  5681. 1228
  5682. 01:00:22,050 --> 01:00:23,750
  5683. I want to introduce you
  5684. to someone.
  5685.  
  5686. 1229
  5687. 01:00:23,752 --> 01:00:25,082
  5688. Oh, actually, I have to...
  5689.  
  5690. 1230
  5691. 01:00:25,084 --> 01:00:26,750
  5692. Babe! Come here.
  5693.  
  5694. 1231
  5695. 01:00:27,251 --> 01:00:29,982
  5696. Babe, babe,
  5697. I want you to meet Sharon.
  5698.  
  5699. 1232
  5700. 01:00:29,984 --> 01:00:32,082
  5701. Sharon,
  5702. this is my fiancée, Cheryl.
  5703.  
  5704. 1233
  5705. 01:00:32,084 --> 01:00:34,549
  5706. It is so nice
  5707. to meet you!
  5708.  
  5709. 1234
  5710. 01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:36,516
  5711. I've heard so much
  5712. about you.
  5713.  
  5714. 1235
  5715. 01:00:36,518 --> 01:00:37,981
  5716. Sharon?
  5717.  
  5718. 1236
  5719. 01:00:37,983 --> 01:00:39,715
  5720. Excuse me, are you Sharon?
  5721.  
  5722. 1237
  5723. 01:00:39,717 --> 01:00:41,516
  5724. - Yeah.
  5725. - I'm so sorry I'm late.
  5726.  
  5727. 1238
  5728. 01:00:41,518 --> 01:00:44,914
  5729. I was in a complicated
  5730. sinus surgery.
  5731.  
  5732. 1239
  5733. 01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:46,817
  5734. Don't ask.
  5735.  
  5736. 1240
  5737. 01:00:46,819 --> 01:00:48,781
  5738. Hi, I'm Dr. Derek.
  5739.  
  5740. 1241
  5741. 01:00:48,783 --> 01:00:50,449
  5742. You can just call me Derek.
  5743.  
  5744. 1242
  5745. 01:00:50,451 --> 01:00:51,514
  5746. Hi, I'm Tom.
  5747.  
  5748. 1243
  5749. 01:00:51,516 --> 01:00:54,082
  5750. - Kill me now.
  5751. - I'm sorry, who are you?
  5752.  
  5753. 1244
  5754. 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:57,782
  5755. Dr. Derek. Derek.
  5756. Sharon's date.
  5757.  
  5758. 1245
  5759. 01:00:57,784 --> 01:01:00,451
  5760. - Wow.
  5761. - Hi. I am Cheryl.
  5762.  
  5763. 1246
  5764. 01:01:00,883 --> 01:01:03,681
  5765. I didn't know you were seeing someone.
  5766. That's great.
  5767.  
  5768. 1247
  5769. 01:01:03,683 --> 01:01:07,017
  5770. You look so amazing
  5771. without your mask!
  5772.  
  5773. 1248
  5774. 01:01:07,950 --> 01:01:10,217
  5775. Oh, how sweet.
  5776.  
  5777. 1249
  5778. 01:01:10,585 --> 01:01:13,216
  5779. You should bring Dr. Derek
  5780. to the party next week.
  5781.  
  5782. 1250
  5783. 01:01:13,218 --> 01:01:16,516
  5784. - What?
  5785. - The double-engagement party. Didn't Jared tell you?
  5786.  
  5787. 1251
  5788. 01:01:16,518 --> 01:01:18,216
  5789. Cheryl and I
  5790. got engaged.
  5791.  
  5792. 1252
  5793. 01:01:18,218 --> 01:01:20,282
  5794. We've having a little
  5795. celebration with our friends.
  5796.  
  5797. 1253
  5798. 01:01:20,284 --> 01:01:22,480
  5799. But it really is
  5800. for Jared and Kate.
  5801.  
  5802. 1254
  5803. 01:01:22,482 --> 01:01:24,981
  5804. - We would so love to have you.
  5805. - Yes.
  5806.  
  5807. 1255
  5808. 01:01:24,983 --> 01:01:27,115
  5809. - And you, too, Doctor.
  5810. - Yeah.
  5811.  
  5812. 1256
  5813. 01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,581
  5814. Well, that sounds so nice!
  5815.  
  5816. 1257
  5817. 01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:33,014
  5818. Say, do you need a DJ?
  5819. I do that on the side.
  5820.  
  5821. 1258
  5822. 01:01:33,016 --> 01:01:34,715
  5823. - Ooh!
  5824. - Ooh!
  5825.  
  5826. 1259
  5827. 01:01:34,717 --> 01:01:37,050
  5828. Do you do the vinyl
  5829. or what do you do, CDs?
  5830.  
  5831. 1260
  5832. 01:01:57,382 --> 01:01:59,848
  5833. - Here you go.
  5834. - Thank you.
  5835.  
  5836. 1261
  5837. 01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,749
  5838. You sure you're okay
  5839. in the bar?
  5840.  
  5841. 1262
  5842. 01:02:01,751 --> 01:02:04,550
  5843. Yeah. It's gonna be like
  5844. the good old days.
  5845.  
  5846. 1263
  5847. 01:02:06,115 --> 01:02:07,581
  5848. Cheers.
  5849.  
  5850. 1264
  5851. 01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:33,416
  5852. Ha! Am I ever.
  5853.  
  5854. 1265
  5855. 01:02:33,982 --> 01:02:36,949
  5856. Inner goddess doing
  5857. the merengue, my ass!
  5858.  
  5859. 1266
  5860. 01:02:39,283 --> 01:02:41,717
  5861. So is this where you
  5862. take all the boys?
  5863.  
  5864. 1267
  5865. 01:02:41,948 --> 01:02:45,315
  5866. Only the ones I don't want
  5867. to be seen with at the bar.
  5868.  
  5869. 1268
  5870. 01:02:46,650 --> 01:02:49,284
  5871. Well, I'll choose
  5872. to take that as a compliment.
  5873.  
  5874. 1269
  5875. 01:02:50,949 --> 01:02:52,879
  5876. Restricted area, huh?
  5877.  
  5878. 1270
  5879. 01:02:52,881 --> 01:02:54,715
  5880. Owner's perks.
  5881.  
  5882. 1271
  5883. 01:02:58,182 --> 01:02:59,714
  5884. Look at this.
  5885.  
  5886. 1272
  5887. 01:03:00,316 --> 01:03:02,947
  5888. A single solitary chair.
  5889.  
  5890. 1273
  5891. 01:03:02,949 --> 01:03:04,379
  5892. It's all a girl needs.
  5893.  
  5894. 1274
  5895. 01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:07,115
  5896. It's like a queen's throne
  5897. atop her castle.
  5898.  
  5899. 1275
  5900. 01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:09,547
  5901. Look. Look at the view.
  5902.  
  5903. 1276
  5904. 01:03:09,915 --> 01:03:13,780
  5905. Yeah. Look at
  5906. all those twinkling lights.
  5907.  
  5908. 1277
  5909. 01:03:13,782 --> 01:03:16,116
  5910. All those lives being lived.
  5911.  
  5912. 1278
  5913. 01:03:17,781 --> 01:03:20,947
  5914. As the poem goes, you took
  5915. the road less traveled,
  5916.  
  5917. 1279
  5918. 01:03:20,949 --> 01:03:23,848
  5919. and it made...
  5920. all the difference.
  5921.  
  5922. 1280
  5923. 01:03:24,648 --> 01:03:27,315
  5924. You know, that's not really
  5925. what that poem is about.
  5926.  
  5927. 1281
  5928. 01:03:28,448 --> 01:03:29,848
  5929. - Is that right?
  5930. - No.
  5931.  
  5932. 1282
  5933. 01:03:30,315 --> 01:03:31,849
  5934. It's, um...
  5935.  
  5936. 1283
  5937. 01:03:32,549 --> 01:03:36,615
  5938. It's about how we... we tell
  5939. the story of our lives,
  5940.  
  5941. 1284
  5942. 01:03:37,148 --> 01:03:40,747
  5943. so we feel heroic, brave...
  5944.  
  5945. 1285
  5946. 01:03:42,048 --> 01:03:43,947
  5947. but in fact,
  5948. there's no difference
  5949.  
  5950. 1286
  5951. 01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:45,782
  5952. in the paths to begin with.
  5953.  
  5954. 1287
  5955. 01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,248
  5956. - No difference in the paths?
  5957. - Nope.
  5958.  
  5959. 1288
  5960. 01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,815
  5961. Fascinating poem.
  5962.  
  5963. 1289
  5964. 01:04:01,148 --> 01:04:02,547
  5965. Arthur, come here.
  5966.  
  5967. 1290
  5968. 01:04:02,947 --> 01:04:06,780
  5969. Look at this. You see that
  5970. building with the red lights?
  5971.  
  5972. 1291
  5973. 01:04:07,413 --> 01:04:09,681
  5974. - Is that our diner?
  5975. - Yeah.
  5976.  
  5977. 1292
  5978. 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:14,347
  5979. I can't believe your hotel
  5980. overlooks our favorite place.
  5981.  
  5982. 1293
  5983. 01:04:20,513 --> 01:04:23,611
  5984. According to the airline, your
  5985. mother never boarded her flight.
  5986.  
  5987. 1294
  5988. 01:04:23,613 --> 01:04:26,078
  5989. - Oh, my God.
  5990. - You said not to worry about it!
  5991.  
  5992. 1295
  5993. 01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,179
  5994. - Okay, you can worry now.
  5995. - What?
  5996.  
  5997. 1296
  5998. 01:04:28,181 --> 01:04:29,313
  5999. However...
  6000.  
  6001. 1297
  6002. 01:04:29,648 --> 01:04:31,712
  6003. we did trace a signal
  6004. to her cell phone.
  6005.  
  6006. 1298
  6007. 01:04:31,714 --> 01:04:32,978
  6008. - What?
  6009. - Okay.
  6010.  
  6011. 1299
  6012. 01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:35,013
  6013. - What does that mean?
  6014. - We know where she is.
  6015.  
  6016. 1300
  6017. 01:04:35,015 --> 01:04:37,278
  6018. - She's been kidnapped?
  6019. - I did not say that.
  6020.  
  6021. 1301
  6022. 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,780
  6023. - Is there a ransom?
  6024. - You know where she is?
  6025.  
  6026. 1302
  6027. 01:04:38,782 --> 01:04:40,578
  6028. In a case like this,
  6029. it's best to remain calm.
  6030.  
  6031. 1303
  6032. 01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,345
  6033. - Let's get a grip, folks.
  6034. - You know where she is?
  6035.  
  6036. 1304
  6037. 01:04:42,347 --> 01:04:44,347
  6038. If you had to guess,
  6039. what would you say?
  6040.  
  6041. 1305
  6042. 01:04:44,349 --> 01:04:45,978
  6043. I don't have to guess,
  6044. I actually know.
  6045.  
  6046. 1306
  6047. 01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,611
  6048. - Well, then take us there!
  6049. - Can I see the pad?
  6050.  
  6051. 1307
  6052. 01:04:47,613 --> 01:04:50,511
  6053. I can't believe
  6054. you put Viagra in my beer.
  6055.  
  6056. 1308
  6057. 01:04:50,513 --> 01:04:52,546
  6058. Well, it was
  6059. an innocent mistake.
  6060.  
  6061. 1309
  6062. 01:04:52,548 --> 01:04:55,079
  6063. Oh, innocent. How is it innocent?
  6064. You poisoned me.
  6065.  
  6066. 1310
  6067. 01:04:55,081 --> 01:04:56,346
  6068. Hardly.
  6069.  
  6070. 1311
  6071. 01:04:56,348 --> 01:04:58,611
  6072. Do not use that word.
  6073.  
  6074. 1312
  6075. 01:04:58,613 --> 01:05:01,646
  6076. - I'm sorry. How does it feel?
  6077. - Hard!
  6078.  
  6079. 1313
  6080. 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,812
  6081. I thought we weren't
  6082. gonna use that word.
  6083.  
  6084. 1314
  6085. 01:05:03,814 --> 01:05:05,379
  6086. I can, you can't.
  6087.  
  6088. 1315
  6089. 01:05:05,381 --> 01:05:07,378
  6090. - God, there are so many rules.
  6091. - Don't, Carol!
  6092.  
  6093. 1316
  6094. 01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:09,911
  6095. Jeez.
  6096.  
  6097. 1317
  6098. 01:05:09,913 --> 01:05:12,311
  6099. I'll tell you something, I don't
  6100. think it ought to go to waste.
  6101.  
  6102. 1318
  6103. 01:05:12,313 --> 01:05:14,844
  6104. - Seriously! Stop it.
  6105. - Calm down.
  6106.  
  6107. 1319
  6108. 01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:19,112
  6109. Really?
  6110. I'm being pulled over.
  6111.  
  6112. 1320
  6113. 01:05:19,846 --> 01:05:22,312
  6114. Sir, I'm gonna need you
  6115. to step out of the vehicle.
  6116.  
  6117. 1321
  6118. 01:05:22,314 --> 01:05:24,445
  6119. I don't think that's
  6120. a good idea, Officer.
  6121.  
  6122. 1322
  6123. 01:05:24,447 --> 01:05:27,310
  6124. Out of the car now!
  6125.  
  6126. 1323
  6127. 01:05:27,312 --> 01:05:28,847
  6128. Okay, okay.
  6129.  
  6130. 1324
  6131. 01:05:29,481 --> 01:05:31,246
  6132. Gosh darn it.
  6133.  
  6134. 1325
  6135. 01:05:32,513 --> 01:05:33,712
  6136. Man.
  6137.  
  6138. 1326
  6139. 01:05:35,213 --> 01:05:39,612
  6140. Look, I'm sorry. Uh, my wife
  6141. put Viagra in my drink.
  6142.  
  6143. 1327
  6144. 01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:41,410
  6145. It's actually true.
  6146. It's my bad, I'm so sorry.
  6147.  
  6148. 1328
  6149. 01:05:41,412 --> 01:05:44,377
  6150. But you see, it's just he's
  6151. been having a little trouble
  6152.  
  6153. 1329
  6154. 01:05:44,379 --> 01:05:47,377
  6155. in that department,
  6156. and he was embarrassed.
  6157.  
  6158. 1330
  6159. 01:05:47,379 --> 01:05:49,645
  6160. And if there's one thing
  6161. I know about this man,
  6162.  
  6163. 1331
  6164. 01:05:49,647 --> 01:05:51,843
  6165. it's that he really hates
  6166. to be embarrassed.
  6167.  
  6168. 1332
  6169. 01:05:51,845 --> 01:05:52,845
  6170. Isn't that true, Pup?
  6171.  
  6172. 1333
  6173. 01:05:52,847 --> 01:05:54,378
  6174. Oh, I hate a lot
  6175. of things right now.
  6176.  
  6177. 1334
  6178. 01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:56,345
  6179. That's not even
  6180. in the top three.
  6181.  
  6182. 1335
  6183. 01:05:56,347 --> 01:05:58,680
  6184. Will this affect
  6185. your ability to drive?
  6186.  
  6187. 1336
  6188. 01:05:59,146 --> 01:06:00,613
  6189. No, ma'am.
  6190. Mmm-mmm.
  6191.  
  6192. 1337
  6193. 01:06:01,313 --> 01:06:02,879
  6194. Okay.
  6195.  
  6196. 1338
  6197. 01:06:03,212 --> 01:06:04,911
  6198. - Enjoy your night.
  6199. - Okay.
  6200.  
  6201. 1339
  6202. 01:06:05,979 --> 01:06:07,043
  6203. You, too.
  6204.  
  6205. 1340
  6206. 01:06:07,045 --> 01:06:08,746
  6207. Thank you.
  6208.  
  6209. 1341
  6210. 01:06:15,745 --> 01:06:17,678
  6211. I think I like you.
  6212.  
  6213. 1342
  6214. 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,779
  6215. Well, I think that's probably
  6216. just the wine talking, right?
  6217.  
  6218. 1343
  6219. 01:06:21,212 --> 01:06:22,580
  6220. Wait.
  6221.  
  6222. 1344
  6223. 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,480
  6224. You know what?
  6225. I think I'm in trouble here.
  6226.  
  6227. 1345
  6228. 01:06:26,812 --> 01:06:29,209
  6229. - Oh, I'm well past trouble.
  6230. - Yeah?
  6231.  
  6232. 1346
  6233. 01:06:29,211 --> 01:06:31,178
  6234. What?
  6235.  
  6236. 1347
  6237. 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:32,643
  6238. I think
  6239. I heard something.
  6240.  
  6241. 1348
  6242. 01:06:32,645 --> 01:06:34,445
  6243. It's probably just
  6244. the wine talking, right?
  6245.  
  6246. 1349
  6247. 01:06:34,447 --> 01:06:37,976
  6248. And how often does the wine talk in your world?
  6249.  
  6250. 1350
  6251. 01:06:37,978 --> 01:06:41,412
  6252. Oh, my God. Wait, who... who is that?
  6253.  
  6254. 1351
  6255. 01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:44,910
  6256. - Mom?
  6257. - Oh, boy.
  6258.  
  6259. 1352
  6260. 01:06:46,245 --> 01:06:48,445
  6261. - Oh, my God.
  6262. - Oh, my God.
  6263.  
  6264. 1353
  6265. 01:06:48,447 --> 01:06:50,343
  6266. Oh, my God!
  6267.  
  6268. 1354
  6269. 01:06:50,345 --> 01:06:52,508
  6270. Oh, my God! Mom!
  6271.  
  6272. 1355
  6273. 01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:54,744
  6274. Honey, let me explain.
  6275.  
  6276. 1356
  6277. 01:06:54,746 --> 01:06:56,743
  6278. What the heck
  6279. is happening here?
  6280.  
  6281. 1357
  6282. 01:06:56,745 --> 01:07:01,177
  6283. Hi. You must be, uh,
  6284. Adrianne and Jill.
  6285.  
  6286. 1358
  6287. 01:07:01,179 --> 01:07:02,543
  6288. I'm Mitchell.
  6289.  
  6290. 1359
  6291. 01:07:02,545 --> 01:07:03,609
  6292. - Chris.
  6293. - Stop it!
  6294.  
  6295. 1360
  6296. 01:07:03,611 --> 01:07:05,410
  6297. Mitchell, can you just...
  6298.  
  6299. 1361
  6300. 01:07:06,445 --> 01:07:07,943
  6301. You okay?
  6302.  
  6303. 1362
  6304. 01:07:07,945 --> 01:07:10,944
  6305. - Mom!
  6306. - No, please. No, I'm fine.
  6307.  
  6308. 1363
  6309. 01:07:10,946 --> 01:07:13,510
  6310. Just let me explain, okay?
  6311. I'll be right back.
  6312.  
  6313. 1364
  6314. 01:07:13,512 --> 01:07:15,379
  6315. Wait, where are you going?
  6316.  
  6317. 1365
  6318. 01:07:17,311 --> 01:07:21,477
  6319. She's okay. She's perfectly...
  6320. She was in good hands. Relax.
  6321.  
  6322. 1366
  6323. 01:07:21,479 --> 01:07:23,443
  6324. - You relax!
  6325. - No, it's okay.
  6326.  
  6327. 1367
  6328. 01:07:23,445 --> 01:07:25,509
  6329. - You relax!
  6330. - We've had a long day. I'm sorry.
  6331.  
  6332. 1368
  6333. 01:07:25,511 --> 01:07:27,876
  6334. I was just trying to give us
  6335. a little jumpstart.
  6336.  
  6337. 1369
  6338. 01:07:27,878 --> 01:07:30,009
  6339. I thought maybe if we had
  6340. a really nice night
  6341.  
  6342. 1370
  6343. 01:07:30,011 --> 01:07:31,877
  6344. and things sort of
  6345. naturally progressed,
  6346.  
  6347. 1371
  6348. 01:07:31,879 --> 01:07:34,477
  6349. then maybe
  6350. we would both feel better.
  6351.  
  6352. 1372
  6353. 01:07:34,479 --> 01:07:36,809
  6354. Great plan! Congratulations
  6355. on the execution.
  6356.  
  6357. 1373
  6358. 01:07:36,811 --> 01:07:40,476
  6359. Sorry. I really was just
  6360. trying to help you, Bruce.
  6361.  
  6362. 1374
  6363. 01:07:40,478 --> 01:07:42,677
  6364. Help me?
  6365. By never once considering
  6366.  
  6367. 1375
  6368. 01:07:42,679 --> 01:07:44,779
  6369. that I might have an opinion!
  6370.  
  6371. 1376
  6372. 01:07:45,178 --> 01:07:47,910
  6373. No, it's not just tonight.
  6374. It's everything, Carol!
  6375.  
  6376. 1377
  6377. 01:07:47,912 --> 01:07:49,942
  6378. You've got me
  6379. taking dance lessons.
  6380.  
  6381. 1378
  6382. 01:07:49,944 --> 01:07:54,509
  6383. Dance lessons for a talent show
  6384. that I never even signed up for!
  6385.  
  6386. 1379
  6387. 01:07:54,511 --> 01:07:57,309
  6388. You've been going to my
  6389. No Kid Hungry fundraiser
  6390.  
  6391. 1380
  6392. 01:07:57,311 --> 01:07:59,009
  6393. for the past 15 years.
  6394.  
  6395. 1381
  6396. 01:07:59,011 --> 01:08:00,442
  6397. You always show up for me.
  6398.  
  6399. 1382
  6400. 01:08:00,444 --> 01:08:02,375
  6401. That was for dinner.
  6402.  
  6403. 1383
  6404. 01:08:02,377 --> 01:08:04,275
  6405. Well, forgive me
  6406. for trying to find ways
  6407.  
  6408. 1384
  6409. 01:08:04,277 --> 01:08:06,010
  6410. to keep us connected.
  6411.  
  6412. 1385
  6413. 01:08:06,012 --> 01:08:07,607
  6414. "Hey, Bruce, here's something
  6415. you're gonna hate to do
  6416.  
  6417. 1386
  6418. 01:08:07,609 --> 01:08:10,874
  6419. for the next two months,
  6420. but in the end it'll be okay
  6421.  
  6422. 1387
  6423. 01:08:10,876 --> 01:08:14,576
  6424. because there will be
  6425. an onstage public shaming!
  6426.  
  6427. 1388
  6428. 01:08:14,578 --> 01:08:16,844
  6429. So happy anniversary!"
  6430.  
  6431. 1389
  6432. 01:08:17,776 --> 01:08:19,742
  6433. What, what? Sorry, sorry.
  6434.  
  6435. 1390
  6436. 01:08:19,744 --> 01:08:21,643
  6437. Didn't hear you at all,
  6438. because my husband
  6439.  
  6440. 1391
  6441. 01:08:21,645 --> 01:08:23,843
  6442. gave me
  6443. these wonderful earplugs,
  6444.  
  6445. 1392
  6446. 01:08:23,845 --> 01:08:26,442
  6447. so we wouldn't have to listen
  6448. to each other anymore.
  6449.  
  6450. 1393
  6451. 01:08:26,444 --> 01:08:28,443
  6452. Happy anniversary!
  6453.  
  6454. 1394
  6455. 01:08:29,143 --> 01:08:30,675
  6456. Hey, and by the way,
  6457.  
  6458. 1395
  6459. 01:08:30,677 --> 01:08:32,443
  6460. I got us the earplugs
  6461. so you wouldn't miss
  6462.  
  6463. 1396
  6464. 01:08:32,445 --> 01:08:33,909
  6465. any of your TV shows,
  6466.  
  6467. 1397
  6468. 01:08:33,911 --> 01:08:36,842
  6469. just because I happen
  6470. to love to fall asleep
  6471.  
  6472. 1398
  6473. 01:08:36,844 --> 01:08:38,845
  6474. next to my wife in our bed!
  6475.  
  6476. 1399
  6477. 01:08:39,943 --> 01:08:41,776
  6478. So forgive me!
  6479.  
  6480. 1400
  6481. 01:08:54,877 --> 01:08:56,709
  6482. Okay, what are you doing?
  6483. Come on.
  6484.  
  6485. 1401
  6486. 01:08:57,311 --> 01:08:58,875
  6487. Diane, I know this...
  6488.  
  6489. 1402
  6490. 01:08:58,877 --> 01:09:00,874
  6491. I know this is not the direction
  6492. we hoped for this evening.
  6493.  
  6494. 1403
  6495. 01:09:00,876 --> 01:09:05,075
  6496. This is... It's such a disaster!
  6497. Do you see what I mean?
  6498.  
  6499. 1404
  6500. 01:09:05,077 --> 01:09:07,842
  6501. You've got to admit it was kind of funny.
  6502. A cop showed up!
  6503.  
  6504. 1405
  6505. 01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:09,508
  6506. No, it wasn't kind of funny.
  6507.  
  6508. 1406
  6509. 01:09:09,510 --> 01:09:12,240
  6510. This whole thing
  6511. is just one giant mistake.
  6512.  
  6513. 1407
  6514. 01:09:12,242 --> 01:09:13,708
  6515. You don't believe that.
  6516.  
  6517. 1408
  6518. 01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:15,307
  6519. I get that it's embarrassing,
  6520. but who gives a shit?
  6521.  
  6522. 1409
  6523. 01:09:15,309 --> 01:09:17,442
  6524. No, you know what?
  6525. You don't get it, Mitchell.
  6526.  
  6527. 1410
  6528. 01:09:17,444 --> 01:09:19,342
  6529. You know why?
  6530. Because you don't have kids.
  6531.  
  6532. 1411
  6533. 01:09:19,744 --> 01:09:23,011
  6534. Kids? They're like adults,
  6535. your kids.
  6536.  
  6537. 1412
  6538. 01:09:23,976 --> 01:09:25,042
  6539. You know,
  6540.  
  6541. 1413
  6542. 01:09:25,044 --> 01:09:26,842
  6543. you're out here
  6544. on your ranch,
  6545.  
  6546. 1414
  6547. 01:09:26,844 --> 01:09:28,542
  6548. with no one to take care of
  6549. but yourself.
  6550.  
  6551. 1415
  6552. 01:09:28,544 --> 01:09:31,677
  6553. Okay, that's fine for you,
  6554. but that's not the real world.
  6555.  
  6556. 1416
  6557. 01:09:31,944 --> 01:09:34,575
  6558. I have a family
  6559. and I have responsibilities.
  6560.  
  6561. 1417
  6562. 01:09:34,577 --> 01:09:38,007
  6563. - I'm sorry, but that's my world.
  6564. - I'm sure I don't understand
  6565.  
  6566. 1418
  6567. 01:09:38,009 --> 01:09:39,742
  6568. everything you're
  6569. going through right now.
  6570.  
  6571. 1419
  6572. 01:09:39,744 --> 01:09:41,742
  6573. That's right.
  6574. You don't have a clue.
  6575.  
  6576. 1420
  6577. 01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:45,376
  6578. Listen to me. Look at me.
  6579. I know we just met.
  6580.  
  6581. 1421
  6582. 01:09:45,378 --> 01:09:48,275
  6583. But you can't spend your
  6584. entire life just going around
  6585.  
  6586. 1422
  6587. 01:09:48,277 --> 01:09:49,841
  6588. taking care
  6589. of other people.
  6590.  
  6591. 1423
  6592. 01:09:49,843 --> 01:09:52,108
  6593. That's also not part
  6594. of the real world.
  6595.  
  6596. 1424
  6597. 01:09:52,110 --> 01:09:53,442
  6598. Okay, hey!
  6599.  
  6600. 1425
  6601. 01:09:53,709 --> 01:09:55,407
  6602. - Diane.
  6603. - What? What?
  6604.  
  6605. 1426
  6606. 01:09:55,409 --> 01:09:57,342
  6607. I'm saying it's okay
  6608. to be happy, Diane.
  6609.  
  6610. 1427
  6611. 01:09:58,042 --> 01:10:00,776
  6612. Well, I'm really...
  6613. I'm sorry, but I have to go.
  6614.  
  6615. 1428
  6616. 01:11:24,474 --> 01:11:26,575
  6617. Bruce. Bruce, honey.
  6618.  
  6619. 1429
  6620. 01:11:27,008 --> 01:11:27,907
  6621. What?
  6622.  
  6623. 1430
  6624. 01:11:28,275 --> 01:11:32,106
  6625. I know I've been acting
  6626. a little crazy lately.
  6627.  
  6628. 1431
  6629. 01:11:32,108 --> 01:11:35,440
  6630. And obviously
  6631. I went overboard tonight.
  6632.  
  6633. 1432
  6634. 01:11:35,442 --> 01:11:36,772
  6635. Really?
  6636.  
  6637. 1433
  6638. 01:11:36,774 --> 01:11:38,708
  6639. My gosh, I hadn't noticed.
  6640.  
  6641. 1434
  6642. 01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,042
  6643. I am so sorry.
  6644.  
  6645. 1435
  6646. 01:11:44,408 --> 01:11:46,208
  6647. I embarrassed you...
  6648.  
  6649. 1436
  6650. 01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:49,974
  6651. and I made you feel
  6652. like you didn't matter.
  6653.  
  6654. 1437
  6655. 01:11:50,343 --> 01:11:52,573
  6656. I just don't know
  6657. what's been going on with you
  6658.  
  6659. 1438
  6660. 01:11:52,575 --> 01:11:55,540
  6661. for the last few months
  6662. and it scares me.
  6663.  
  6664. 1439
  6665. 01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:58,774
  6666. I know what I did
  6667. was wrong, and...
  6668.  
  6669. 1440
  6670. 01:12:00,008 --> 01:12:01,574
  6671. I'm sorry.
  6672.  
  6673. 1441
  6674. 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,605
  6675. I got spooked.
  6676.  
  6677. 1442
  6678. 01:12:06,607 --> 01:12:08,473
  6679. Spooked?
  6680.  
  6681. 1443
  6682. 01:12:08,475 --> 01:12:10,775
  6683. Yeah, at the...
  6684.  
  6685. 1444
  6686. 01:12:12,506 --> 01:12:13,806
  6687. retirement party.
  6688.  
  6689. 1445
  6690. 01:12:13,808 --> 01:12:15,206
  6691. You know, I saw...
  6692.  
  6693. 1446
  6694. 01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:18,842
  6695. 40 years just... vanish.
  6696.  
  6697. 1447
  6698. 01:12:19,341 --> 01:12:22,939
  6699. And I didn't know
  6700. who I was anymore.
  6701.  
  6702. 1448
  6703. 01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:25,906
  6704. Well, what was I gonna do?
  6705.  
  6706. 1449
  6707. 01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:27,807
  6708. What can I do?
  6709.  
  6710. 1450
  6711. 01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,674
  6712. I got scared.
  6713.  
  6714. 1451
  6715. 01:12:30,641 --> 01:12:32,207
  6716. I am scared.
  6717.  
  6718. 1452
  6719. 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:37,307
  6720. And I need a little time
  6721. to figure out who I am again.
  6722.  
  6723. 1453
  6724. 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,139
  6725. I hear you.
  6726.  
  6727. 1454
  6728. 01:12:39,141 --> 01:12:43,008
  6729. And I'm not gonna try
  6730. to fix everything on my own...
  6731.  
  6732. 1455
  6733. 01:12:44,407 --> 01:12:46,304
  6734. tempting though that may be.
  6735.  
  6736. 1456
  6737. 01:12:46,306 --> 01:12:49,106
  6738. And I'm not gonna make you do
  6739. a bunch of stuff
  6740.  
  6741. 1457
  6742. 01:12:49,108 --> 01:12:51,905
  6743. that you don't want to do,
  6744. like dancing at the fundraiser.
  6745.  
  6746. 1458
  6747. 01:12:51,907 --> 01:12:54,272
  6748. I know you never wanted
  6749. to do that.
  6750.  
  6751. 1459
  6752. 01:12:54,274 --> 01:12:56,073
  6753. So forget it, okay?
  6754.  
  6755. 1460
  6756. 01:12:57,406 --> 01:12:58,906
  6757. I'm going to bed.
  6758.  
  6759. 1461
  6760. 01:13:06,772 --> 01:13:09,339
  6761. <i>Whoa, ice cream
  6762. straight from the tub?</i>
  6763.  
  6764. 1462
  6765. 01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:13,471
  6766. Yeah, well, I ran into Tom
  6767. and his very happy fiancée.
  6768.  
  6769. 1463
  6770. 01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:14,837
  6771. Ah!
  6772.  
  6773. 1464
  6774. 01:13:14,839 --> 01:13:16,738
  6775. They're hosting
  6776. a double-engagement party
  6777.  
  6778. 1465
  6779. 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:18,205
  6780. at their house.
  6781.  
  6782. 1466
  6783. 01:13:18,207 --> 01:13:20,870
  6784. Oh, did I mention
  6785. he calls her "babe"?
  6786.  
  6787. 1467
  6788. 01:13:20,872 --> 01:13:23,271
  6789. Which is sort of perfect
  6790. since she's a child.
  6791.  
  6792. 1468
  6793. 01:13:23,273 --> 01:13:24,471
  6794. - Oh, no.
  6795. - Yeah.
  6796.  
  6797. 1469
  6798. 01:13:24,473 --> 01:13:25,771
  6799. What did I miss?
  6800.  
  6801. 1470
  6802. 01:13:25,773 --> 01:13:28,439
  6803. Well, Sharon
  6804. is never dating again.
  6805.  
  6806. 1471
  6807. 01:13:28,441 --> 01:13:29,970
  6808. And we're all miserable.
  6809.  
  6810. 1472
  6811. 01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:31,572
  6812. So basically
  6813. nothing has changed.
  6814.  
  6815. 1473
  6816. 01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:33,040
  6817. Yeah, well...
  6818.  
  6819. 1474
  6820. 01:13:33,306 --> 01:13:37,304
  6821. Whoa. Since when
  6822. do you eat ice cream?
  6823.  
  6824. 1475
  6825. 01:13:37,306 --> 01:13:38,837
  6826. Since now.
  6827.  
  6828. 1476
  6829. 01:13:38,839 --> 01:13:41,172
  6830. So I take it things
  6831. went south for you, too?
  6832.  
  6833. 1477
  6834. 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,271
  6835. I slept with Arthur.
  6836.  
  6837. 1478
  6838. 01:13:43,273 --> 01:13:45,171
  6839. Now, there's a shocker.
  6840.  
  6841. 1479
  6842. 01:13:45,173 --> 01:13:46,639
  6843. No, not sex.
  6844.  
  6845. 1480
  6846. 01:13:47,273 --> 01:13:50,038
  6847. I actually
  6848. fell asleep with him.
  6849.  
  6850. 1481
  6851. 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:53,138
  6852. You've never been able
  6853. to sleep with a man before!
  6854.  
  6855. 1482
  6856. 01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:54,537
  6857. I know.
  6858.  
  6859. 1483
  6860. 01:13:54,539 --> 01:13:57,071
  6861. So, I mean...
  6862. you didn't have sex?
  6863.  
  6864. 1484
  6865. 01:13:57,073 --> 01:13:59,503
  6866. We slept on a couch
  6867. and he tickled my arm.
  6868.  
  6869. 1485
  6870. 01:13:59,505 --> 01:14:03,404
  6871. Oh, boy, now this is a disaster.
  6872. When is he leaving?
  6873.  
  6874. 1486
  6875. 01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:06,007
  6876. Not soon enough!
  6877. God, I got a brain freeze.
  6878.  
  6879. 1487
  6880. 01:14:06,405 --> 01:14:07,870
  6881. Here, give that
  6882. to a professional.
  6883.  
  6884. 1488
  6885. 01:14:07,872 --> 01:14:09,271
  6886. Oh, my God!
  6887.  
  6888. 1489
  6889. 01:14:09,273 --> 01:14:11,939
  6890. Well, anyway,
  6891. I have an announcement.
  6892.  
  6893. 1490
  6894. 01:14:12,671 --> 01:14:13,738
  6895. Okay.
  6896.  
  6897. 1491
  6898. 01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,069
  6899. I am...
  6900.  
  6901. 1492
  6902. 01:14:15,071 --> 01:14:17,804
  6903. I'm officially...
  6904. moving to Arizona.
  6905.  
  6906. 1493
  6907. 01:14:17,806 --> 01:14:20,638
  6908. - What?
  6909. - Oh, tell me it's for the pilot!
  6910.  
  6911. 1494
  6912. 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,407
  6913. No, no, no.
  6914. For my daughters.
  6915.  
  6916. 1495
  6917. 01:14:24,005 --> 01:14:26,003
  6918. This has gone
  6919. from bad to worse!
  6920.  
  6921. 1496
  6922. 01:14:26,005 --> 01:14:29,304
  6923. Well, I mean, they renovated
  6924. the basement for me,
  6925.  
  6926. 1497
  6927. 01:14:29,306 --> 01:14:31,071
  6928. and everything
  6929. is slip resistant,
  6930.  
  6931. 1498
  6932. 01:14:31,073 --> 01:14:33,536
  6933. and I can walk into the tub.
  6934.  
  6935. 1499
  6936. 01:14:33,538 --> 01:14:35,036
  6937. - Oh, my God.
  6938. - Ick.
  6939.  
  6940. 1500
  6941. 01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:36,602
  6942. But what about the pilot?
  6943.  
  6944. 1501
  6945. 01:14:36,604 --> 01:14:39,703
  6946. Crashed and burned.
  6947. I mean, we're not 18 anymore.
  6948.  
  6949. 1502
  6950. 01:14:39,705 --> 01:14:41,171
  6951. Nope.
  6952.  
  6953. 1503
  6954. 01:14:41,173 --> 01:14:43,371
  6955. We're sure not
  6956. spring flowers.
  6957.  
  6958. 1504
  6959. 01:14:43,373 --> 01:14:45,837
  6960. No. More like potpourri.
  6961.  
  6962. 1505
  6963. 01:14:45,839 --> 01:14:47,470
  6964. So, this is...
  6965.  
  6966. 1506
  6967. 01:14:47,472 --> 01:14:49,836
  6968. Oh, my God,
  6969. this is my last book club!
  6970.  
  6971. 1507
  6972. 01:14:49,838 --> 01:14:51,704
  6973. Oh, no, you're kidding!
  6974.  
  6975. 1508
  6976. 01:14:51,706 --> 01:14:53,135
  6977. Oh, Diane!
  6978.  
  6979. 1509
  6980. 01:14:53,137 --> 01:14:55,370
  6981. Do we even want to talk
  6982. about the book?
  6983.  
  6984. 1510
  6985. 01:14:57,305 --> 01:14:59,337
  6986. - I hate this book, okay? Done.
  6987. - Me, too.
  6988.  
  6989. 1511
  6990. 01:14:59,339 --> 01:15:00,337
  6991. Yeah.
  6992.  
  6993. 1512
  6994. 01:15:00,339 --> 01:15:01,936
  6995. Are we really
  6996. this pathetic?
  6997.  
  6998. 1513
  6999. 01:15:01,938 --> 01:15:04,502
  7000. None of us have
  7001. anything interesting to say?
  7002.  
  7003. 1514
  7004. 01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:08,736
  7005. Well, my little affair
  7006. ended with me in a pool
  7007.  
  7008. 1515
  7009. 01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:10,968
  7010. on top
  7011. of an inflatable swan
  7012.  
  7013. 1516
  7014. 01:15:10,970 --> 01:15:13,169
  7015. and my daughters showing up
  7016. with the police!
  7017.  
  7018. 1517
  7019. 01:15:13,171 --> 01:15:16,669
  7020. Well, that certainly
  7021. qualifies as interesting.
  7022.  
  7023. 1518
  7024. 01:15:16,904 --> 01:15:19,869
  7025. I'm assuming
  7026. you were not in that pool alone.
  7027.  
  7028. 1519
  7029. 01:15:19,871 --> 01:15:21,770
  7030. Well... I was not.
  7031.  
  7032. 1520
  7033. 01:15:22,272 --> 01:15:23,604
  7034. Good for you.
  7035.  
  7036. 1521
  7037. 01:15:23,905 --> 01:15:26,635
  7038. Do I want to get us
  7039. another one of these?
  7040.  
  7041. 1522
  7042. 01:15:26,637 --> 01:15:28,336
  7043. - Oh, yeah.
  7044. - Yes!
  7045.  
  7046. 1523
  7047. 01:15:28,338 --> 01:15:30,137
  7048. The sooner the better.
  7049.  
  7050. 1524
  7051. 01:15:53,138 --> 01:15:54,902
  7052. Men make life impossible.
  7053.  
  7054. 1525
  7055. 01:15:54,904 --> 01:15:56,735
  7056. Oh, God,
  7057. tell me about it.
  7058.  
  7059. 1526
  7060. 01:15:56,737 --> 01:15:58,370
  7061. Well, you're one to talk.
  7062.  
  7063. 1527
  7064. 01:15:58,372 --> 01:16:02,202
  7065. Ditching God's gift to women
  7066. so you can live in a basement
  7067.  
  7068. 1528
  7069. 01:16:02,204 --> 01:16:04,902
  7070. and breastfeed
  7071. your daughter's children?
  7072.  
  7073. 1529
  7074. 01:16:04,904 --> 01:16:07,902
  7075. You know something? That's
  7076. really rich coming from you.
  7077.  
  7078. 1530
  7079. 01:16:07,904 --> 01:16:10,369
  7080. You've been stuck
  7081. on Tom for 18 years,
  7082.  
  7083. 1531
  7084. 01:16:10,371 --> 01:16:12,569
  7085. and you don't even
  7086. like the guy.
  7087.  
  7088. 1532
  7089. 01:16:12,571 --> 01:16:14,368
  7090. He's not at your level.
  7091.  
  7092. 1533
  7093. 01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:16,702
  7094. Eighteen years ago, you couldn't
  7095. wait to get rid of him.
  7096.  
  7097. 1534
  7098. 01:16:16,704 --> 01:16:20,435
  7099. But you've conveniently erased
  7100. that little piece of history.
  7101.  
  7102. 1535
  7103. 01:16:20,636 --> 01:16:23,967
  7104. Wish I could erase
  7105. a little piece of my history.
  7106.  
  7107. 1536
  7108. 01:16:25,402 --> 01:16:26,903
  7109. - Well...
  7110. - What?
  7111.  
  7112. 1537
  7113. 01:16:26,905 --> 01:16:28,968
  7114. I was fine
  7115. until Arthur came along.
  7116.  
  7117. 1538
  7118. 01:16:28,970 --> 01:16:30,669
  7119. I had a happy existence.
  7120.  
  7121. 1539
  7122. 01:16:30,671 --> 01:16:32,102
  7123. Had a roster of men
  7124.  
  7125. 1540
  7126. 01:16:32,104 --> 01:16:34,334
  7127. that would satisfy
  7128. my every whim.
  7129.  
  7130. 1541
  7131. 01:16:34,336 --> 01:16:37,801
  7132. Oh, my God, I can't
  7133. listen to this anymore.
  7134.  
  7135. 1542
  7136. 01:16:37,803 --> 01:16:41,101
  7137. You really believe you're satisfied?
  7138. How could you be?
  7139.  
  7140. 1543
  7141. 01:16:41,103 --> 01:16:42,835
  7142. You're so terrified
  7143. of getting hurt
  7144.  
  7145. 1544
  7146. 01:16:42,837 --> 01:16:46,435
  7147. that you do everything you
  7148. can to push away love.
  7149.  
  7150. 1545
  7151. 01:16:48,969 --> 01:16:52,233
  7152. I'm gonna go back
  7153. to having sex and not caring.
  7154.  
  7155. 1546
  7156. 01:16:52,235 --> 01:16:54,103
  7157. Because that's what
  7158. works for me, okay?
  7159.  
  7160. 1547
  7161. 01:16:54,105 --> 01:16:56,401
  7162. Stop lying to yourself,
  7163. Vivian.
  7164.  
  7165. 1548
  7166. 01:16:56,403 --> 01:16:58,935
  7167. Not everything in the world
  7168. is about sex.
  7169.  
  7170. 1549
  7171. 01:16:58,937 --> 01:17:00,770
  7172. Did you even read the book?
  7173.  
  7174. 1550
  7175. 01:17:01,004 --> 01:17:02,768
  7176. This is a love story.
  7177.  
  7178. 1551
  7179. 01:17:02,770 --> 01:17:06,034
  7180. That is what the world wants.
  7181. That's what the world needs.
  7182.  
  7183. 1552
  7184. 01:17:06,036 --> 01:17:09,133
  7185. So, okay, you can have sex
  7186. with anybody.
  7187.  
  7188. 1553
  7189. 01:17:09,135 --> 01:17:10,734
  7190. Well, whoop-de-fricking-do.
  7191.  
  7192. 1554
  7193. 01:17:10,736 --> 01:17:13,034
  7194. But you know what?
  7195. Eventually, people need
  7196.  
  7197. 1555
  7198. 01:17:13,036 --> 01:17:14,768
  7199. a little bit more
  7200. than that.
  7201.  
  7202. 1556
  7203. 01:17:14,770 --> 01:17:19,703
  7204. Everybody's got baggage and
  7205. pain and problems, but...
  7206.  
  7207. 1557
  7208. 01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:23,002
  7209. even Christian Grey
  7210. fell in love.
  7211.  
  7212. 1558
  7213. 01:17:23,004 --> 01:17:26,434
  7214. Yeah, and he was
  7215. fifty shades of fucked-up.
  7216.  
  7217. 1559
  7218. 01:17:26,436 --> 01:17:27,836
  7219. So...
  7220.  
  7221. 1560
  7222. 01:17:28,704 --> 01:17:30,300
  7223. here you go.
  7224.  
  7225. 1561
  7226. 01:17:30,302 --> 01:17:33,735
  7227. Book three? I am not sure
  7228. we'll survive another one.
  7229.  
  7230. 1562
  7231. 01:17:33,737 --> 01:17:36,004
  7232. Oh... Oh, God.
  7233.  
  7234. 1563
  7235. 01:17:39,503 --> 01:17:40,736
  7236. God, I...
  7237.  
  7238. 1564
  7239. 01:17:41,169 --> 01:17:44,802
  7240. I really am gonna
  7241. miss this. Right?
  7242.  
  7243. 1565
  7244. 01:17:44,804 --> 01:17:46,970
  7245. Oh, honey.
  7246.  
  7247. 1566
  7248. 01:17:57,836 --> 01:17:59,637
  7249. - Have a good drive.
  7250. - Thanks again.
  7251.  
  7252. 1567
  7253. 01:18:08,403 --> 01:18:09,502
  7254. Ginsburg.
  7255.  
  7256. 1568
  7257. 01:18:10,869 --> 01:18:12,899
  7258. What's happening here?
  7259.  
  7260. 1569
  7261. 01:18:12,901 --> 01:18:16,301
  7262. Huh, honey?
  7263. What's happening?
  7264.  
  7265. 1570
  7266. 01:18:32,002 --> 01:18:34,801
  7267. Look at you.
  7268. Look at you.
  7269.  
  7270. 1571
  7271. 01:18:34,803 --> 01:18:37,169
  7272. Yeah, yeah. Look at you.
  7273.  
  7274. 1572
  7275. 01:19:03,101 --> 01:19:04,668
  7276. You're not taking my calls.
  7277.  
  7278. 1573
  7279. 01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:07,268
  7280. I don't have
  7281. my phone with me.
  7282.  
  7283. 1574
  7284. 01:19:13,802 --> 01:19:16,402
  7285. Do you know why
  7286. I first started on radio?
  7287.  
  7288. 1575
  7289. 01:19:16,967 --> 01:19:18,200
  7290. No, I don't.
  7291.  
  7292. 1576
  7293. 01:19:18,202 --> 01:19:20,033
  7294. Because I loved the idea
  7295.  
  7296. 1577
  7297. 01:19:20,035 --> 01:19:23,601
  7298. of no matter what I said
  7299. or what music I played...
  7300.  
  7301. 1578
  7302. 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,233
  7303. millions of people could just
  7304.  
  7305. 1579
  7306. 01:19:26,235 --> 01:19:28,334
  7307. turn on their radios
  7308. and hear it.
  7309.  
  7310. 1580
  7311. 01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:34,001
  7312. But then as I got older...
  7313.  
  7314. 1581
  7315. 01:19:34,367 --> 01:19:36,401
  7316. I realized that...
  7317.  
  7318. 1582
  7319. 01:19:37,467 --> 01:19:39,299
  7320. reaching millions
  7321. and millions
  7322.  
  7323. 1583
  7324. 01:19:39,301 --> 01:19:41,201
  7325. of anonymous people...
  7326.  
  7327. 1584
  7328. 01:19:41,835 --> 01:19:43,835
  7329. doesn't come close...
  7330.  
  7331. 1585
  7332. 01:19:44,135 --> 01:19:47,402
  7333. to reaching
  7334. just one person you love.
  7335.  
  7336. 1586
  7337. 01:19:51,534 --> 01:19:54,533
  7338. And I'm...
  7339. I'm leaving tomorrow.
  7340.  
  7341. 1587
  7342. 01:19:56,866 --> 01:19:58,666
  7343. And it got me thinking...
  7344.  
  7345. 1588
  7346. 01:20:00,401 --> 01:20:02,364
  7347. wouldn't it be nice if...
  7348.  
  7349. 1589
  7350. 01:20:02,366 --> 01:20:04,734
  7351. you were coming with me
  7352. to New York?
  7353.  
  7354. 1590
  7355. 01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:09,099
  7356. But then I thought about it
  7357. and I thought about you...
  7358.  
  7359. 1591
  7360. 01:20:10,101 --> 01:20:12,634
  7361. and your hotel
  7362. and your rooftop...
  7363.  
  7364. 1592
  7365. 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,332
  7366. and your inability
  7367. to make proper wishes.
  7368.  
  7369. 1593
  7370. 01:20:19,167 --> 01:20:22,566
  7371. I have no interest
  7372. in trying to change you, Vivian.
  7373.  
  7374. 1594
  7375. 01:20:24,735 --> 01:20:26,401
  7376. I love who you are.
  7377.  
  7378. 1595
  7379. 01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,533
  7380. Rich and independent...
  7381.  
  7382. 1596
  7383. 01:20:30,399 --> 01:20:32,233
  7384. and a total pain in the ass.
  7385.  
  7386. 1597
  7387. 01:20:33,232 --> 01:20:35,933
  7388. That does sound like...
  7389. like me.
  7390.  
  7391. 1598
  7392. 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:40,065
  7393. And here we are,
  7394. staring at two paths.
  7395.  
  7396. 1599
  7397. 01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,799
  7398. And I know how I feel.
  7399.  
  7400. 1600
  7401. 01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:48,168
  7402. I know that you're the person
  7403. that I want to talk to.
  7404.  
  7405. 1601
  7406. 01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:52,034
  7407. You're the person
  7408. I want to listen to.
  7409.  
  7410. 1602
  7411. 01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:56,666
  7412. You're the person I want
  7413. to splash in the fountain.
  7414.  
  7415. 1603
  7416. 01:20:59,732 --> 01:21:01,699
  7417. You're my person, Slim.
  7418.  
  7419. 1604
  7420. 01:21:08,701 --> 01:21:12,133
  7421. And I just wanted to know
  7422. what you thought about that.
  7423.  
  7424. 1605
  7425. 01:21:18,366 --> 01:21:22,032
  7426. It's... It's been really nice
  7427. seeing you again, Arthur.
  7428.  
  7429. 1606
  7430. 01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,267
  7431. I hope you have
  7432. a safe trip home.
  7433.  
  7434. 1607
  7435. 01:21:45,932 --> 01:21:47,565
  7436. - Hi.
  7437. - Hi.
  7438.  
  7439. 1608
  7440. 01:21:58,565 --> 01:22:02,397
  7441. Hi, everybody. I'd like to take
  7442. a second to say a few words.
  7443.  
  7444. 1609
  7445. 01:22:02,399 --> 01:22:05,496
  7446. As most of you know,
  7447. I'm Tom Meyers, Jared's dad.
  7448.  
  7449. 1610
  7450. 01:22:05,498 --> 01:22:07,530
  7451. On behalf of my fiancée,
  7452. Cheryl, and myself,
  7453.  
  7454. 1611
  7455. 01:22:07,532 --> 01:22:09,064
  7456. I want to
  7457. thank you all for coming.
  7458.  
  7459. 1612
  7460. 01:22:09,066 --> 01:22:11,030
  7461. Kate, we're so excited
  7462. to welcome you
  7463.  
  7464. 1613
  7465. 01:22:11,032 --> 01:22:12,498
  7466. and invite you into the family.
  7467.  
  7468. 1614
  7469. 01:22:12,798 --> 01:22:16,263
  7470. - Jared, we are so very happy for you.
  7471. - Thanks, Dad.
  7472.  
  7473. 1615
  7474. 01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:20,163
  7475. As Shakespeare said, "Love looks not
  7476. with the eyes but with the mind."
  7477.  
  7478. 1616
  7479. 01:22:20,398 --> 01:22:22,196
  7480. How right he was.
  7481.  
  7482. 1617
  7483. 01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:23,797
  7484. Love takes thought and care,
  7485.  
  7486. 1618
  7487. 01:22:23,799 --> 01:22:26,964
  7488. and I'm glad that
  7489. all the plus columns lined up.
  7490.  
  7491. 1619
  7492. 01:22:28,398 --> 01:22:30,696
  7493. Kate, you're getting
  7494. one of the good ones.
  7495.  
  7496. 1620
  7497. 01:22:30,698 --> 01:22:32,665
  7498. Aww...
  7499.  
  7500. 1621
  7501. 01:22:33,598 --> 01:22:36,531
  7502. Sorry, I said I wouldn't
  7503. do this. To Jared and Kate.
  7504.  
  7505. 1622
  7506. 01:22:38,730 --> 01:22:40,731
  7507. Cheers!
  7508.  
  7509. 1623
  7510. 01:22:45,764 --> 01:22:46,797
  7511. Oh!
  7512.  
  7513. 1624
  7514. 01:22:48,365 --> 01:22:50,064
  7515. I didn't mean
  7516. to do that, sorry.
  7517.  
  7518. 1625
  7519. 01:22:50,332 --> 01:22:52,864
  7520. Um, as... as few...
  7521.  
  7522. 1626
  7523. 01:22:53,165 --> 01:22:54,762
  7524. Well, if any of you know,
  7525.  
  7526. 1627
  7527. 01:22:54,764 --> 01:22:57,565
  7528. I'm Jared's mother,
  7529. Judge Meyers.
  7530.  
  7531. 1628
  7532. 01:22:58,266 --> 01:22:59,565
  7533. Or Sharon.
  7534.  
  7535. 1629
  7536. 01:23:00,265 --> 01:23:01,796
  7537. I just wanted to say,
  7538.  
  7539. 1630
  7540. 01:23:01,798 --> 01:23:04,531
  7541. I don't think that's what
  7542. Shakespeare had in mind
  7543.  
  7544. 1631
  7545. 01:23:04,533 --> 01:23:06,232
  7546. when he wrote those lines.
  7547.  
  7548. 1632
  7549. 01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:10,131
  7550. He was saying Cupid is blind.
  7551.  
  7552. 1633
  7553. 01:23:10,464 --> 01:23:13,028
  7554. He wasn't saying
  7555. that people should go
  7556.  
  7557. 1634
  7558. 01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:15,763
  7559. think themselves into love
  7560.  
  7561. 1635
  7562. 01:23:15,765 --> 01:23:18,363
  7563. and a system
  7564. of pluses or minuses.
  7565.  
  7566. 1636
  7567. 01:23:18,365 --> 01:23:20,262
  7568. - Oh!
  7569. - But whatever.
  7570.  
  7571. 1637
  7572. 01:23:20,264 --> 01:23:23,230
  7573. Anyway,
  7574. when I look at my son...
  7575.  
  7576. 1638
  7577. 01:23:23,730 --> 01:23:26,530
  7578. I am so proud of him
  7579. because...
  7580.  
  7581. 1639
  7582. 01:23:27,097 --> 01:23:30,365
  7583. he has had the courage
  7584. to put himself out there,
  7585.  
  7586. 1640
  7587. 01:23:30,564 --> 01:23:33,530
  7588. and he's found someone
  7589. to make him happy.
  7590.  
  7591. 1641
  7592. 01:23:34,897 --> 01:23:36,597
  7593. That's inspiring.
  7594.  
  7595. 1642
  7596. 01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:39,895
  7597. Even for someone
  7598. as old as me.
  7599.  
  7600. 1643
  7601. 01:23:42,197 --> 01:23:43,764
  7602. The truth is...
  7603.  
  7604. 1644
  7605. 01:23:44,564 --> 01:23:47,761
  7606. love is not blind,
  7607. and it's not a battlefield,
  7608.  
  7609. 1645
  7610. 01:23:47,763 --> 01:23:51,564
  7611. and it's not the sun or the moon
  7612. or everything we load onto it.
  7613.  
  7614. 1646
  7615. 01:23:52,764 --> 01:23:56,397
  7616. It's just a word
  7617. until someone gives it meaning.
  7618.  
  7619. 1647
  7620. 01:23:57,731 --> 01:24:00,595
  7621. And that's what the two of you
  7622. have found in each other.
  7623.  
  7624. 1648
  7625. 01:24:00,597 --> 01:24:03,129
  7626. In fact, all four of you.
  7627.  
  7628. 1649
  7629. 01:24:03,131 --> 01:24:05,198
  7630. And we all deserve that.
  7631.  
  7632. 1650
  7633. 01:24:05,497 --> 01:24:06,796
  7634. Well done.
  7635.  
  7636. 1651
  7637. 01:24:07,798 --> 01:24:08,662
  7638. Cheers!
  7639.  
  7640. 1652
  7641. 01:24:08,664 --> 01:24:10,496
  7642. Kate and Jared.
  7643.  
  7644. 1653
  7645. 01:24:22,431 --> 01:24:23,996
  7646. Hello?
  7647.  
  7648. 1654
  7649. 01:24:23,998 --> 01:24:25,495
  7650. <i>Miss O'Donnell,
  7651. I'm calling to confirm</i>
  7652.  
  7653. 1655
  7654. 01:24:25,497 --> 01:24:27,564
  7655. <i>that Mr. Riley
  7656. has officially checked out.</i>
  7657.  
  7658. 1656
  7659. 01:24:27,930 --> 01:24:29,330
  7660. Thank you.
  7661.  
  7662. 1657
  7663. 01:24:37,730 --> 01:24:39,661
  7664. Hi, sweetie.
  7665.  
  7666. 1658
  7667. 01:24:39,663 --> 01:24:41,328
  7668. Hey.
  7669.  
  7670. 1659
  7671. 01:24:41,330 --> 01:24:44,263
  7672. What happened? We've been
  7673. trying to call all afternoon.
  7674.  
  7675. 1660
  7676. 01:24:44,763 --> 01:24:46,528
  7677. What,
  7678. you're still in a robe?
  7679.  
  7680. 1661
  7681. 01:24:46,530 --> 01:24:48,930
  7682. Carol's show
  7683. starts in an hour.
  7684.  
  7685. 1662
  7686. 01:24:49,262 --> 01:24:51,328
  7687. I saw Arthur last night.
  7688.  
  7689. 1663
  7690. 01:24:51,330 --> 01:24:52,628
  7691. Oh, fun.
  7692.  
  7693. 1664
  7694. 01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:56,162
  7695. No! I broke up with him
  7696. once and for all.
  7697.  
  7698. 1665
  7699. 01:24:57,396 --> 01:24:58,694
  7700. - I did.
  7701. - What happened?
  7702.  
  7703. 1666
  7704. 01:24:58,696 --> 01:25:00,694
  7705. He told me
  7706. he wanted to invite me
  7707.  
  7708. 1667
  7709. 01:25:00,696 --> 01:25:02,093
  7710. to move to New York with him,
  7711.  
  7712. 1668
  7713. 01:25:02,095 --> 01:25:04,361
  7714. but he realized
  7715. he didn't want to change me
  7716.  
  7717. 1669
  7718. 01:25:04,363 --> 01:25:06,496
  7719. because he loves me
  7720. the way I am.
  7721.  
  7722. 1670
  7723. 01:25:06,729 --> 01:25:08,293
  7724. And he only wants
  7725. to talk to me,
  7726.  
  7727. 1671
  7728. 01:25:08,295 --> 01:25:09,728
  7729. and he only wants
  7730. to listen to me.
  7731.  
  7732. 1672
  7733. 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:12,727
  7734. He told me I was his person.
  7735.  
  7736. 1673
  7737. 01:25:12,729 --> 01:25:15,459
  7738. I'm sorry. I mean,
  7739.  
  7740. 1674
  7741. 01:25:15,461 --> 01:25:17,860
  7742. I'm not actually
  7743. following here.
  7744.  
  7745. 1675
  7746. 01:25:17,862 --> 01:25:19,093
  7747. No, me, neither.
  7748.  
  7749. 1676
  7750. 01:25:19,095 --> 01:25:21,894
  7751. You said that he loves you...
  7752. as you are?
  7753.  
  7754. 1677
  7755. 01:25:21,896 --> 01:25:23,594
  7756. He doesn't
  7757. want to change you?
  7758.  
  7759. 1678
  7760. 01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:25,128
  7761. And he wanted to know
  7762. your thoughts?
  7763.  
  7764. 1679
  7765. 01:25:25,130 --> 01:25:28,695
  7766. - So you broke up with him?
  7767. - Well, yeah, exactly! Duh.
  7768.  
  7769. 1680
  7770. 01:25:28,697 --> 01:25:30,397
  7771. Are you out of your mind?
  7772.  
  7773. 1681
  7774. 01:25:32,228 --> 01:25:33,728
  7775. Okay, where is he?
  7776.  
  7777. 1682
  7778. 01:25:33,730 --> 01:25:36,893
  7779. He checked out
  7780. and he's on his way to New York.
  7781.  
  7782. 1683
  7783. 01:25:36,895 --> 01:25:40,093
  7784. Okay. Okay.
  7785. Time to get dressed.
  7786.  
  7787. 1684
  7788. 01:25:40,095 --> 01:25:42,493
  7789. Yup. That's it, Viv,
  7790. you're going after him.
  7791.  
  7792. 1685
  7793. 01:25:42,495 --> 01:25:45,427
  7794. - Get up, get up.
  7795. - No! Oh, my God.
  7796.  
  7797. 1686
  7798. 01:25:45,429 --> 01:25:46,827
  7799. What time
  7800. is his flight?
  7801.  
  7802. 1687
  7803. 01:25:46,829 --> 01:25:48,995
  7804. - Huh?
  7805. - Never mind, I'll figure it out.
  7806.  
  7807. 1688
  7808. 01:25:48,997 --> 01:25:51,026
  7809. She has to put on
  7810. something sexy.
  7811.  
  7812. 1689
  7813. 01:25:51,028 --> 01:25:52,926
  7814. Everything
  7815. she owns is sexy!
  7816.  
  7817. 1690
  7818. 01:25:52,928 --> 01:25:56,025
  7819. I can't... Oh, God!
  7820. It is so yucky,
  7821.  
  7822. 1691
  7823. 01:25:56,027 --> 01:25:57,360
  7824. and this is so needy!
  7825.  
  7826. 1692
  7827. 01:25:57,362 --> 01:25:59,393
  7828. Sharon, I am not desperate.
  7829.  
  7830. 1693
  7831. 01:25:59,395 --> 01:26:01,093
  7832. No, you are not.
  7833. You are stupid.
  7834.  
  7835. 1694
  7836. 01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:04,627
  7837. No, I am not.
  7838. You just... You don't understand.
  7839.  
  7840. 1695
  7841. 01:26:04,629 --> 01:26:08,360
  7842. I know how this story ends,
  7843. and I do not like it.
  7844.  
  7845. 1696
  7846. 01:26:08,362 --> 01:26:10,659
  7847. If he has me,
  7848. he's gonna get bored.
  7849.  
  7850. 1697
  7851. 01:26:10,661 --> 01:26:12,992
  7852. He hasn't seen me naked
  7853. in 40 years!
  7854.  
  7855. 1698
  7856. 01:26:12,994 --> 01:26:14,759
  7857. I know. I'm sorry.
  7858. Oh, my God...
  7859.  
  7860. 1699
  7861. 01:26:14,761 --> 01:26:17,726
  7862. I'm no fool!
  7863. I know what happens.
  7864.  
  7865. 1700
  7866. 01:26:17,728 --> 01:26:19,460
  7867. He's gonna cheat on me
  7868.  
  7869. 1701
  7870. 01:26:19,462 --> 01:26:20,993
  7871. and leave me
  7872. for a younger woman.
  7873.  
  7874. 1702
  7875. 01:26:20,995 --> 01:26:22,426
  7876. And then
  7877. I'm gonna lose everything.
  7878.  
  7879. 1703
  7880. 01:26:22,428 --> 01:26:24,094
  7881. And it's just...
  7882. it's not worth it!
  7883.  
  7884. 1704
  7885. 01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:26,494
  7886. - Okay, baby, there you go.
  7887. - It isn't worth it.
  7888.  
  7889. 1705
  7890. 01:26:27,861 --> 01:26:29,828
  7891. I'm so sorry.
  7892. I'm very sorry.
  7893.  
  7894. 1706
  7895. 01:26:29,830 --> 01:26:31,862
  7896. But it had to be done,
  7897. all right?
  7898.  
  7899. 1707
  7900. 01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:38,392
  7901. - It's okay.
  7902. - His flight leaves in an hour.
  7903.  
  7904. 1708
  7905. 01:26:38,394 --> 01:26:40,026
  7906. - God, are you sure?
  7907. - Yes.
  7908.  
  7909. 1709
  7910. 01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:41,993
  7911. Okay, earrings!
  7912. Time to go.
  7913.  
  7914. 1710
  7915. 01:26:41,995 --> 01:26:44,327
  7916. - Do I look okay?
  7917. - Yes, you look great.
  7918.  
  7919. 1711
  7920. 01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:45,592
  7921. Oh, the girls.
  7922.  
  7923. 1712
  7924. 01:26:45,594 --> 01:26:47,792
  7925. - You want me to put those on?
  7926. - Yep. Go.
  7927.  
  7928. 1713
  7929. 01:26:47,794 --> 01:26:50,193
  7930. - Okay!
  7931. - Go, go, go, go!
  7932.  
  7933. 1714
  7934. 01:26:51,861 --> 01:26:54,325
  7935. I put a lipstick
  7936. and compact in there.
  7937.  
  7938. 1715
  7939. 01:26:54,327 --> 01:26:56,194
  7940. Oh, that's so great!
  7941. Oh, thanks.
  7942.  
  7943. 1716
  7944. 01:26:56,196 --> 01:26:59,392
  7945. - Oh, my God, do I look okay?
  7946. - Yes! Yes.
  7947.  
  7948. 1717
  7949. 01:27:00,694 --> 01:27:02,726
  7950. - Here we go.
  7951. - Bye!
  7952.  
  7953. 1718
  7954. 01:27:02,728 --> 01:27:04,295
  7955. - Bye.
  7956. - Bye.
  7957.  
  7958. 1719
  7959. 01:27:07,994 --> 01:27:09,494
  7960. My shoes.
  7961.  
  7962. 1720
  7963. 01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:11,759
  7964. Oh, and Carol, your show!
  7965.  
  7966. 1721
  7967. 01:27:11,761 --> 01:27:13,526
  7968. Oh, God, don't be ridiculous.
  7969.  
  7970. 1722
  7971. 01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:16,192
  7972. And Diane...
  7973. you're leaving!
  7974.  
  7975. 1723
  7976. 01:27:16,194 --> 01:27:19,861
  7977. Oh, my God, you're leaving.
  7978. What am I gonna do?
  7979.  
  7980. 1724
  7981. 01:27:20,227 --> 01:27:21,725
  7982. Shoes!
  7983.  
  7984. 1725
  7985. 01:27:21,727 --> 01:27:23,927
  7986. Oh, God, thank you, guys.
  7987. I love you so much.
  7988.  
  7989. 1726
  7990. 01:27:28,727 --> 01:27:31,390
  7991. To the airport, Mario!
  7992.  
  7993. 1727
  7994. 01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,493
  7995. Okay, that's scary.
  7996.  
  7997. 1728
  7998. 01:27:49,161 --> 01:27:51,558
  7999. You're gonna do great!
  8000. Gonna do great.
  8001.  
  8002. 1729
  8003. 01:28:01,461 --> 01:28:05,527
  8004. And that was Jed and Leyla
  8005. Sanderson performing!
  8006.  
  8007. 1730
  8008. 01:28:05,858 --> 01:28:08,726
  8009. Hard to believe
  8010. she's an anesthesiologist.
  8011.  
  8012. 1731
  8013. 01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:11,224
  8014. Arthur, it's Vivian.
  8015. Call me back
  8016.  
  8017. 1732
  8018. 01:28:11,226 --> 01:28:12,728
  8019. before you board your plane.
  8020.  
  8021. 1733
  8022. 01:28:13,661 --> 01:28:15,594
  8023. Mario, are you using Waze?
  8024.  
  8025. 1734
  8026. 01:28:16,027 --> 01:28:18,661
  8027. Yes, Miss O'Donnell, but I
  8028. don't think we're gonna make it.
  8029.  
  8030. 1735
  8031. 01:28:24,226 --> 01:28:26,124
  8032. And last but not least,
  8033.  
  8034. 1736
  8035. 01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:30,726
  8036. everyone's favorite chef
  8037. and our fearless organizer.
  8038.  
  8039. 1737
  8040. 01:28:30,959 --> 01:28:35,657
  8041. Dancing a solo will be...
  8042. Carol Colby!
  8043.  
  8044. 1738
  8045. 01:28:40,526 --> 01:28:42,593
  8046. Wait. No, no, wait. Sorry.
  8047.  
  8048. 1739
  8049. 01:28:42,826 --> 01:28:44,291
  8050. That's not the right song.
  8051.  
  8052. 1740
  8053. 01:28:44,293 --> 01:28:46,392
  8054. It's supposed to be
  8055. "Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob..."
  8056.  
  8057. 1741
  8058. 01:28:46,859 --> 01:28:49,525
  8059. Oh, shoot.
  8060. Meat Loaf? Come on!
  8061.  
  8062. 1742
  8063. 01:28:49,527 --> 01:28:50,827
  8064. Aw, screw it.
  8065.  
  8066. 1743
  8067. 01:28:54,759 --> 01:28:58,425
  8068. Oh, my God, she's tap dancing
  8069. to Meat Loaf!
  8070.  
  8071. 1744
  8072. 01:28:58,427 --> 01:29:00,126
  8073. And she's pulling it off!
  8074.  
  8075. 1745
  8076. 01:29:41,491 --> 01:29:42,556
  8077. Bruce!
  8078.  
  8079. 1746
  8080. 01:29:54,526 --> 01:29:57,226
  8081. Five, six,
  8082. seven, eight...
  8083.  
  8084. 1747
  8085. 01:30:22,123 --> 01:30:23,925
  8086. Oh, my God.
  8087.  
  8088. 1748
  8089. 01:30:26,725 --> 01:30:30,156
  8090. My, oh, my!
  8091. How about those Colbys?
  8092.  
  8093. 1749
  8094. 01:30:31,726 --> 01:30:34,193
  8095. A romantic way
  8096. to end the show.
  8097.  
  8098. 1750
  8099. 01:30:36,858 --> 01:30:40,123
  8100. Oh God,
  8101. I can't believe you're here.
  8102.  
  8103. 1751
  8104. 01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:43,391
  8105. I couldn't miss a chance
  8106. to dance with my girl.
  8107.  
  8108. 1752
  8109. 01:30:43,624 --> 01:30:45,456
  8110. - You were incredible.
  8111. - No, I wasn't.
  8112.  
  8113. 1753
  8114. 01:30:45,458 --> 01:30:47,758
  8115. None of our steps
  8116. go with Meat Loaf.
  8117.  
  8118. 1754
  8119. 01:30:48,158 --> 01:30:51,290
  8120. Who needs the steps?
  8121. We were dancing.
  8122.  
  8123. 1755
  8124. 01:30:57,891 --> 01:31:00,022
  8125. I'm sorry. Your cell phone
  8126. is poking me.
  8127.  
  8128. 1756
  8129. 01:31:00,024 --> 01:31:02,258
  8130. No, I didn't bring
  8131. my cell phone.
  8132.  
  8133. 1757
  8134. 01:31:02,956 --> 01:31:05,689
  8135. - Oh.
  8136. - You want to go home now? What do you say?
  8137.  
  8138. 1758
  8139. 01:31:05,691 --> 01:31:07,257
  8140. - I say yes.
  8141. - Okay.
  8142.  
  8143. 1759
  8144. 01:31:21,324 --> 01:31:22,791
  8145. Arthur!
  8146.  
  8147. 1760
  8148. 01:31:24,425 --> 01:31:26,258
  8149. I thought you left.
  8150.  
  8151. 1761
  8152. 01:31:27,157 --> 01:31:28,223
  8153. I did.
  8154.  
  8155. 1762
  8156. 01:31:30,357 --> 01:31:33,689
  8157. I went to the airport
  8158. to try to see you.
  8159.  
  8160. 1763
  8161. 01:31:37,290 --> 01:31:38,790
  8162. Why are you here?
  8163.  
  8164. 1764
  8165. 01:31:40,956 --> 01:31:42,656
  8166. I realized I...
  8167.  
  8168. 1765
  8169. 01:31:42,990 --> 01:31:45,023
  8170. forgot to give you back
  8171. your penny.
  8172.  
  8173. 1766
  8174. 01:31:47,122 --> 01:31:48,924
  8175. Why did you go
  8176. to the airport?
  8177.  
  8178. 1767
  8179. 01:31:50,624 --> 01:31:52,824
  8180. I realized
  8181. I wanted my penny back.
  8182.  
  8183. 1768
  8184. 01:31:53,490 --> 01:31:57,856
  8185. See, I tried to live without it
  8186. for... for the past 40 years.
  8187.  
  8188. 1769
  8189. 01:31:58,724 --> 01:32:00,357
  8190. And I didn't like it.
  8191.  
  8192. 1770
  8193. 01:32:08,091 --> 01:32:09,923
  8194. Do you want
  8195. to make a wish?
  8196.  
  8197. 1771
  8198. 01:32:11,256 --> 01:32:12,756
  8199. I do.
  8200.  
  8201. 1772
  8202. 01:32:16,923 --> 01:32:19,323
  8203. Oh, my God, you probably
  8204. killed someone.
  8205.  
  8206. 1773
  8207. 01:32:21,489 --> 01:32:23,189
  8208. There's a subroof.
  8209.  
  8210. 1774
  8211. 01:32:41,388 --> 01:32:43,987
  8212. Nancy in my office,
  8213. she's in a book club,
  8214.  
  8215. 1775
  8216. 01:32:43,989 --> 01:32:45,553
  8217. and I thought
  8218. you might like to meet her.
  8219.  
  8220. 1776
  8221. 01:32:45,555 --> 01:32:47,924
  8222. Well, that's...
  8223. that's very sweet.
  8224.  
  8225. 1777
  8226. 01:32:48,523 --> 01:32:50,355
  8227. Anyone else want
  8228. another piece of pizza?
  8229.  
  8230. 1778
  8231. 01:32:50,357 --> 01:32:51,356
  8232. I have one.
  8233.  
  8234. 1779
  8235. 01:32:52,123 --> 01:32:53,422
  8236. - Mom.
  8237. - What?
  8238.  
  8239. 1780
  8240. 01:32:53,424 --> 01:32:54,456
  8241. You're not hungry?
  8242.  
  8243. 1781
  8244. 01:32:55,423 --> 01:32:56,954
  8245. I guess not.
  8246.  
  8247. 1782
  8248. 01:32:56,956 --> 01:32:59,420
  8249. Well, I mean,
  8250. you're probably exhausted.
  8251.  
  8252. 1783
  8253. 01:33:00,823 --> 01:33:03,387
  8254. It's really not okay that you
  8255. drove here all by yourself.
  8256.  
  8257. 1784
  8258. 01:33:03,389 --> 01:33:05,554
  8259. At your age, Mom, you could
  8260. have killed somebody.
  8261.  
  8262. 1785
  8263. 01:33:05,556 --> 01:33:07,054
  8264. I really don't think so.
  8265.  
  8266. 1786
  8267. 01:33:07,056 --> 01:33:08,853
  8268. And the fact that you
  8269. don't even realize that
  8270.  
  8271. 1787
  8272. 01:33:08,855 --> 01:33:10,020
  8273. is what is so scary.
  8274.  
  8275. 1788
  8276. 01:33:10,022 --> 01:33:11,388
  8277. Oh, Jesus! Will you just...
  8278.  
  8279. 1789
  8280. 01:33:13,889 --> 01:33:15,989
  8281. Please stop, okay?
  8282.  
  8283. 1790
  8284. 01:33:16,955 --> 01:33:18,355
  8285. I mean, really!
  8286.  
  8287. 1791
  8288. 01:33:19,588 --> 01:33:20,887
  8289. Oh, my God.
  8290.  
  8291. 1792
  8292. 01:33:21,722 --> 01:33:22,888
  8293. Okay.
  8294.  
  8295. 1793
  8296. 01:33:26,188 --> 01:33:28,955
  8297. You know how proud I am
  8298. of both of you.
  8299.  
  8300. 1794
  8301. 01:33:33,456 --> 01:33:35,887
  8302. The greatest gift I think
  8303. a parent can give a child
  8304.  
  8305. 1795
  8306. 01:33:35,889 --> 01:33:37,287
  8307. is to lead by example,
  8308.  
  8309. 1796
  8310. 01:33:37,289 --> 01:33:39,586
  8311. and I don't think
  8312. I did a very good job.
  8313.  
  8314. 1797
  8315. 01:33:39,588 --> 01:33:40,887
  8316. But your father...
  8317.  
  8318. 1798
  8319. 01:33:40,889 --> 01:33:43,487
  8320. Oh, my goodness,
  8321. he was stable, wasn't he?
  8322.  
  8323. 1799
  8324. 01:33:43,489 --> 01:33:45,521
  8325. And smart and kind.
  8326.  
  8327. 1800
  8328. 01:33:45,523 --> 01:33:47,256
  8329. He was just a great dad.
  8330.  
  8331. 1801
  8332. 01:33:47,988 --> 01:33:50,488
  8333. Fine husband.
  8334. And we had a nice life.
  8335.  
  8336. 1802
  8337. 01:33:52,689 --> 01:33:56,520
  8338. But there's something...
  8339. I really have to say.
  8340.  
  8341. 1803
  8342. 01:34:01,555 --> 01:34:04,186
  8343. There's a man out there
  8344. who makes me feel things
  8345.  
  8346. 1804
  8347. 01:34:04,188 --> 01:34:06,256
  8348. that I didn't think were...
  8349.  
  8350. 1805
  8351. 01:34:06,721 --> 01:34:08,021
  8352. still possible.
  8353.  
  8354. 1806
  8355. 01:34:08,587 --> 01:34:10,352
  8356. You know what he does?
  8357. He makes me feel
  8358.  
  8359. 1807
  8360. 01:34:10,354 --> 01:34:13,119
  8361. curious and excited
  8362. about the world.
  8363.  
  8364. 1808
  8365. 01:34:13,121 --> 01:34:16,385
  8366. And maybe things with us
  8367. will go bust.
  8368.  
  8369. 1809
  8370. 01:34:16,387 --> 01:34:20,255
  8371. Maybe my feelings
  8372. will be hurt, but that's life.
  8373.  
  8374. 1810
  8375. 01:34:21,422 --> 01:34:23,922
  8376. And in spite of what
  8377. you both seem to think...
  8378.  
  8379. 1811
  8380. 01:34:24,688 --> 01:34:27,088
  8381. I'm not through
  8382. living mine just yet.
  8383.  
  8384. 1812
  8385. 01:34:27,687 --> 01:34:29,420
  8386. I have things
  8387. that I want to explore.
  8388.  
  8389. 1813
  8390. 01:34:29,422 --> 01:34:31,719
  8391. And guess what? I think
  8392. I've earned that right.
  8393.  
  8394. 1814
  8395. 01:34:31,721 --> 01:34:36,754
  8396. So it's time for all of this
  8397. to just stop, okay?
  8398.  
  8399. 1815
  8400. 01:34:37,787 --> 01:34:43,385
  8401. You both seem to have very, very
  8402. strong parenting instincts.
  8403.  
  8404. 1816
  8405. 01:34:43,387 --> 01:34:45,485
  8406. But do save it
  8407. for your children
  8408.  
  8409. 1817
  8410. 01:34:45,487 --> 01:34:48,887
  8411. because your mother
  8412. is doing just fine.
  8413.  
  8414. 1818
  8415. 01:34:50,722 --> 01:34:51,887
  8416. And...
  8417.  
  8418. 1819
  8419. 01:34:52,254 --> 01:34:54,354
  8420. I know I'm getting older.
  8421.  
  8422. 1820
  8423. 01:34:54,887 --> 01:34:57,287
  8424. But I'm still learning.
  8425.  
  8426. 1821
  8427. 01:34:57,688 --> 01:35:00,085
  8428. And one of the biggest
  8429. lessons I've learned
  8430.  
  8431. 1822
  8432. 01:35:00,087 --> 01:35:03,254
  8433. is not to be afraid
  8434. to be happy.
  8435.  
  8436. 1823
  8437. 01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:06,787
  8438. I love you both.
  8439.  
  8440. 1824
  8441. 01:35:07,521 --> 01:35:09,888
  8442. But I'm not
  8443. staying here anymore.
  8444.  
  8445. 1825
  8446. 01:35:11,421 --> 01:35:12,886
  8447. Mom...
  8448.  
  8449. 1826
  8450. 01:35:15,954 --> 01:35:17,921
  8451. Mom! Mom!
  8452.  
  8453. 1827
  8454. 01:35:20,487 --> 01:35:21,654
  8455. Have fun.
  8456.  
  8457. 1828
  8458. 01:35:26,521 --> 01:35:27,985
  8459. Love you.
  8460.  
  8461. 1829
  8462. 01:35:27,987 --> 01:35:29,654
  8463. - Love you, Mom.
  8464. - Love you.
  8465.  
  8466. 1830
  8467. 01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:39,284
  8468. - Drive safe!
  8469. - Bye!
  8470.  
  8471. 1831
  8472. 01:36:26,019 --> 01:36:27,684
  8473. Can I come in?
  8474.  
  8475. 1832
  8476. 01:36:27,686 --> 01:36:28,918
  8477. No way.
  8478.  
  8479. 1833
  8480. 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,587
  8481. - No way?
  8482. - No way.
  8483.  
  8484. 1834
  8485. 01:36:35,253 --> 01:36:38,419
  8486. - What's in the U-Haul?
  8487. - Just my overnight bag.
  8488.  
  8489. 1835
  8490. 01:36:52,552 --> 01:36:57,485
  8491. My inner goddess says,
  8492. "Most definitely yes."
  8493.  
  8494. 1836
  8495. 01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:29,687
  8496. Oh. Yeah, yeah,
  8497. I see the arms.
  8498.  
  8499. 1837
  8500. 01:37:41,839 --> 01:38:41,790
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