Book Club (2018)

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<i>This is how it started.</i>

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<i>Four best friends and a book.</i>

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<i>Vivian was the one
who had the idea.</i>

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<i>She'd seen it in a magazine,</i>

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<i>and it was that
very first book</i>

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<i>that gave her
a lifelong philosophy.</i>

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You know what
I find sexiest about you?

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Do tell.

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You don't need me.

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I don't need anyone.

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It's the secret
to my success.

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<i>And successful she was.</i>

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<i>The hotel we were standing
in front of...</i>

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<i>...she owns.</i>

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<i>And ten years later,</i>

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<i>she tore it down
and built a new one.</i>

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Good morning, Miss O'Donnell.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah, I'll call you back.

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Slim?

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<i>This is Arthur.</i>

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<i>The first time they had sex
was on a mix board.</i>

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<i>They were madly in love.</i>

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<i>He proposed.</i>

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<i>She said no.</i>

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<i>He left town.</i>

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My, oh, my.

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Arthur Riley.

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What's it been, 40 years?

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That's impossible. That
would mean I was only six.

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- Still a wiseass, huh?
- Yeah.

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Old habits die hard.

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I got to get back
to this meeting, but, uh,

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are you going to be
in town for a while?

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I would hope so.
I do live here.

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I'll find you.

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It's good to see you, Slim.

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<i>Now, Sharon
was Vivian's roommate</i>

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<i>as an undergrad at Stanford.</i>

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<i>Then she went to law school.</i>

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<i>Of the 301 people
in her graduating class,</i>

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<i>62 were women.</i>

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<i>Of the 62,
one became a federal judge.</i>

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He's on the phone now?

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Ladies and gentlemen,
we're going to take

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a five-minute recess.

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All rise.

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This court will stand
in recess for five minutes.

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No, no, no.
You're never interrupting.

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How is Hawaii?

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You got en... engaged?

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Why? I mean, wow!

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I didn't mean "why,"
I meant "wow." Wow.

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Well, if I sound judgmental,
that...

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That's a professional hazard.

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Who's Cheryl?

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Oh, I didn't know
your father was seeing someone.

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Good for him.

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And you. Good for both...

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Congratulations all around.
Yeah.

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<i>In 1985,
Sharon married Tom</i>

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<i>because he made her laugh.</i>

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<i>By 1999, she was
no longer laughing.</i>

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<i>And the final straw came
when Tom asked her</i>

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<i>what "Don Quix-ote" was about.</i>

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<i>The marriage ended
and Sharon bought a cat.</i>

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<i>Carol put herself
through culinary school,</i>

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<i>working as a waitress
at a diner.</i>

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<i>She had two goals in life:</i>

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<i>one, to own and operate
her own restaurant,</i>

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<i>and two, to marry the man
of her dreams, Bruce Colby.</i>

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<i>Since the moment they met,</i>

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<i>they've not been able to
keep their hands off each other.</i>

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- Ooh!
- Happy anniversary.

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Happy anniversary.

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Dance lessons!

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- Oh.
- Yep.

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- Wow.
- Yes.

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Because the No Kid Hungry
fundraiser

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is a talent show this year
and I signed us up.

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- To be in the talent show?
- Yes!

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I thought it was something fun
we could do together

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now that you're retired.

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Now this is gorgeous!

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- Oh!
- Eargasms!

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Yeah, I got us both a pair.

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Multiple Eargasms.
Who does not love that?

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Well, no, it's so you can watch
TV in bed without disturbing me,

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and my snoring
won't keep you awake.

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- Huh?
- That's very thoughtful.

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What do you say
we get home and...

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- I say yes.
- Yay.

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<i>And then, there's me.</i>

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<i>I didn't know what my path
was going to be,</i>

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<i>and then it hit me,
with a wave of nausea.</i>

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<i>Because of this guy,
Harry Whittaker.</i>

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<i>We got married,
and I became a...</i>

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- Mom!
- What?

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Stop already.

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What? No!
I just need to clear the caulk.

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- Clear the caulk?
- Yes.

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There's a cute little ladybug
trying to get out the window.

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Okay, someone's been watching
way too much HGTV.

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- Huh?
- Mom, put the screwdriver down.

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What?

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- Mom.
- Uh-huh?

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- We've been talking.
- Yes?

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We want to move you
to Arizona.

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Move me? Oh, my God.
What am I, cattle?

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<i>These are our two daughters.</i>

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<i>Harry is an accountant.
Well, he was an accountant.</i>

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Your house is falling apart,

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and you don't have Dad
to fix it.

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I know, but, my friends,
they live here.

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And your family lives there.

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We just want you
close to us, Mom.

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No, but...

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Feel it out
for the weekend.

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If not for you,
for us, please.

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- It's what Dad would've wanted.
- All right.

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<i>Well,
it's been over 40 years</i>

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<i>and through it all, every month,
we still get together for...</i>

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Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
Arthur as in Arthur?

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Wait a minute.
Are you talking about...

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- radio-station-sex Arthur?
- Yes!

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Proposed-with-a-milkshake
Arthur.

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That Arthur.
And he's staying at the hotel.

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Does he not hate you, though?
He's got to.

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No. That was 40 years ago!

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Yeah, but still.
Oh! There she is.

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My son is engaged and
my husband is in Maui

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with a tartlet named Cheryl.

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Oh...

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I need a drink.

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Your "husband"?

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You can't possibly still care
about what Tom is doing.

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I don't care.

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But the guy gets seasick
in a swimming pool.

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I mean, what the hell
is he doing in Maui?

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Sounds like he's
doing Cheryl in Maui.

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Oh, please.

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Who gets involved
in a relationship at 67?

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I mean, what is the point?

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The point is to get laid.
It's always the point.

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- Don't make me sick.
- Who still says "get laid"?

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Who still has any interest?

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No, no, no. I am not gonna
let us become those people.

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- What people...
- You know what people.

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The people who stop living
before they stop living.

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I haven't had sex
since my divorce

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and it's been the happiest
18 years of my life.

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That must be
some kind of record.

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I mean, what even happens
to a vagina after 18 years?

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I think Werner Herzog
did a documentary on that.

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Yeah. It's called
<i>The Cave of Forgotten Dreams.</i>

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Okay! Will you stop it?

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Moving on.
Let's talk about the book.

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Oh, God. The hiking book?
Really?

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Come on! I liked it!

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It's such a remarkable
undertaking. Can you imagine?

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No, I cannot. I don't even
like walking to my mailbox.

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It's just an amazing story.

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So many layers. I wouldn't
even know how to break it down.

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I'll break it down for you.

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She hikes, she lost her boot,
she did heroin.

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Did you only read
the back cover?

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I wish.

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I kept wanting
to shout at her,

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"Oh, wait ten years, honey.
Dry shampoo is coming."

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If you would ever
connect with something

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on a more emotional level...

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Emotional connection
is highly overrated.

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You have not had an emotional
connection for 40 years.

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Wow, that must be
some type of record.

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Yeah, but what happens
to emotions after 40 years?

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Okay, okay,
are you guys having fun?

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Oh, come on.
You know we love you.

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Maybe it's time
you did take a hike

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and try to reconnect
with your own true self.

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I'll buy you a backpack.

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I'll tell you how to reconnect
with your own true self,

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and it ain't by walking alone
through the desert.

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I would like to introduce you
to Christian Grey.

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Oh...

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Oh, no.

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It was a bestseller
made into a movie.

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- That is our theme this year.
- Oh, wow.

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We are not reading this.

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It's my month!

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When it's your month,
you can choose whatever

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boring, depressing book
you want.

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I'm not sure
this qualifies as a book.

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Well, 50 million people
can't be wrong.

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To... To even be holding
this book is embarrassing.

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Who's judging you, your cat?

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I do like the idea
of a romance.

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We are too old!

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But it says right here
"for mature audiences."

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Yeah, that certainly
sounds like us.

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We started this book club
to stimulate our minds.

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Well, from what I hear, this
book is quite stimulating.

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Oh, God.

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So... come on!

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- Let's toast to our new book.
- All right.

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- Oh, good.
- Drink up. Hoist that glass.

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- Yeah.
- Happy reading, ladies!

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Oh...

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Oh, God.

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Okay.

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Oh, my...

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Oh, I didn't...

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I'm really so terribly...

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I'm so sorry.

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I... I...

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- You need some help?
- I'm sorry. No, I'm fine.

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I really didn't mean
to disturb you.

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- Too late.
- I know, I know.

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Wow.

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It's...
This is so humiliating.

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- Are you okay?
- I'm...

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- I'm really scared of flying.
- You shouldn't be.

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Oh, yeah, well,
I won't be once these...

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kick into my bloodstream.

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The safest way to travel.

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- You want to know why you think that?
- Why?

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Because you never met anybody
who's been in a plane crash.

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- And you want to know why?
- Why?

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Because they're all dead.

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I think those pills
are affecting you already.

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I think so.
Oh, my God.

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What... What takes you
to Arizona?

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Oh, my...

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- My daughters live there.
- Hmm.

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Well, that should be fun.

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Not exactly.

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They're kind of
forcing me to go.

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Why?

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Well...

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my husband,
he died last year, so...

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Plane crash?

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Oh! You didn't say that.

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- Sorry, that was a bad joke.
- That's okay.

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00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:08,658
- I'm really sorry for your loss.
- I'm sorry, too. No, well...

245
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:11,294
Thank you, that's sweet.
Thank you so much.

246
00:11:12,261 --> 00:11:13,226
Yeah...

247
00:11:13,228 --> 00:11:14,658
- Oh!
- Hey!

248
00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:18,959
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, my God.

249
00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:21,161
Oh, this is terrible.

250
00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:23,458
- Wow.
- I'm so...

251
00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:26,262
That was the jet bridge
and we're still on the ground.

252
00:11:26,695 --> 00:11:28,192
- We're still on the ground?
- Yeah.

253
00:11:28,194 --> 00:11:31,528
I'm so terribly sorry.

254
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,592
- I'm quite all right.
- Okay.

255
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:38,192
Anything I can do to make
your flight more comfortable.

256
00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:40,326
I appreciate that,
thank you so much.

257
00:11:46,927 --> 00:11:49,993
Oh, Jesus.

258
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,026
Oh, wow.

259
00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:08,592
Oh...

260
00:12:09,994 --> 00:12:11,226
Oh.

261
00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:12,893
Okay.

262
00:12:13,459 --> 00:12:15,759
Give me a break, okay?

263
00:12:16,626 --> 00:12:17,824
This...

264
00:12:18,894 --> 00:12:20,126
<i>Whoa!</i>

265
00:12:23,427 --> 00:12:26,226
Oh, my God, yes.

266
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,057
- You know, I was wondering.
- Huh?

267
00:12:32,059 --> 00:12:34,290
That must have been one heck
of a book you were reading.

268
00:12:34,292 --> 00:12:35,459
May I ask what it was?

269
00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:38,824
- <i>Moby Dick.</i> That's what it was.
- <i>Moby Dick.</i>

270
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,292
Uh-huh. Melville.

271
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:44,161
I didn't realize Christian Grey
had a nickname.

272
00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:48,157
- Enjoy Arizona.
- Yeah, sure, of course.

273
00:12:48,159 --> 00:12:49,659
Not a problem.

274
00:12:58,425 --> 00:13:01,659
<i>Miss O'Donnell,
I have an Arthur Riley for you.</i>

275
00:13:02,692 --> 00:13:04,124
Is that so?

276
00:13:04,926 --> 00:13:06,459
Take a message.

277
00:13:06,926 --> 00:13:08,690
Take a message?

278
00:13:08,692 --> 00:13:09,890
Really?

279
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,425
I didn't realize that...

280
00:13:13,427 --> 00:13:14,823
that you were here.

281
00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:17,725
We just saw each other
in the lobby two days ago.

282
00:13:18,426 --> 00:13:21,693
Pity. They say the memory
is the second thing to go.

283
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,659
- What's the first thing to go?
- Can't remember.

284
00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:29,459
I'm impressed.

285
00:13:29,692 --> 00:13:31,589
- How did you find me?
- Google.

286
00:13:31,591 --> 00:13:34,757
- Google?
- Yeah, it's a service on the computer.

287
00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,289
Yeah, I know Google.

288
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:39,056
Oh, well, I'm younger than
you, so I didn't know...

289
00:13:39,058 --> 00:13:41,656
Oh, cute. Cute.

290
00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:42,924
What do you say?

291
00:13:42,926 --> 00:13:45,057
May a gentleman buy you
a cup of coffee?

292
00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:47,392
Well, a gentleman
certainly may.

293
00:13:47,693 --> 00:13:48,792
Do you know of one?

294
00:13:51,092 --> 00:13:52,822
It was the mid-'80s.

295
00:13:52,824 --> 00:13:56,189
I became obsessed
with risk management.

296
00:13:56,191 --> 00:13:58,156
You obsessed with work?

297
00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,323
That's crazy.

298
00:13:59,325 --> 00:14:01,758
I know, right?
Shocking!

299
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:06,389
I could see the system
was set up for trouble.

300
00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:08,590
Of course, none of the men
in my firm believed me.

301
00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:12,124
Well, men can be a little
slow on the uptake.

302
00:14:12,492 --> 00:14:14,591
Bad for them, good for me.

303
00:14:15,092 --> 00:14:16,191
And, um...

304
00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,259
you never picked up
a husband along the way?

305
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,358
No!

306
00:14:23,158 --> 00:14:25,725
Like I said,
I'm way too good...

307
00:14:26,091 --> 00:14:27,690
at forecasting risk.

308
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,354
I figure by now,
I've saved myself

309
00:14:29,356 --> 00:14:31,790
- a lot of money in legal fees.
- True dat.

310
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,723
How about you?
Is there a Mrs. Riley?

311
00:14:35,725 --> 00:14:37,257
Oh, yes.

312
00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:40,355
The good Mrs. Riley
is back on the East Coast,

313
00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:44,056
having absconded with
my last name, my dog,

314
00:14:44,058 --> 00:14:45,890
and my co-op on the park.

315
00:14:46,457 --> 00:14:47,789
What did you do wrong?

316
00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:48,957
Well, let's just say

317
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:52,558
I was a little less good
at assessing risk.

318
00:15:04,523 --> 00:15:07,589
Whoa! Tom, talk about
false advertising.

319
00:15:16,989 --> 00:15:18,222
Whoa!

320
00:15:22,323 --> 00:15:24,055
Jesus.

321
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,322
<i>Join Tom
and Cheryl and millions of others</i>

322
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:26,989
<i>who found love on Bumble.</i>

323
00:15:26,991 --> 00:15:31,221
Join Tom and Cheryl as they
copulate in a coconut tree.

324
00:15:31,223 --> 00:15:32,788
- Judge Meyers?
- Yes.

325
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:35,159
Hi. It's 12:15.

326
00:15:35,657 --> 00:15:38,891
Well, I really have
to stay with this, so, um...

327
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:43,055
If you could just tell them that we
have to move it to next week, please.

328
00:15:43,057 --> 00:15:44,389
Of course. Yeah.

329
00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:45,688
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330
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:47,255
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from Bumble...</i>

331
00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:49,722
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and change your life...</i>

332
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:51,453
Do you need anything else,
Your Honor?

333
00:15:51,455 --> 00:15:54,054
<i>A man of
your dreams is just a click away.</i>

334
00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,221
No, I don't. I'm fine.

335
00:15:55,223 --> 00:15:56,823
- Thank you.
- Yep.

336
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,990
Here you go.
Make a wish.

337
00:16:05,489 --> 00:16:07,189
What are you doing?

338
00:16:07,191 --> 00:16:08,287
I made a wish.

339
00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:09,822
What did you wish for?

340
00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:12,058
I always wish for the same
thing: a healthy planet.

341
00:16:12,357 --> 00:16:13,956
That's not your wish.

342
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,954
That's not even a wish!

343
00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:18,654
Wishes have to be personal,
not global.

344
00:16:18,656 --> 00:16:20,856
- Since when?
- Since forever.

345
00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:25,887
And secondly, you can't
tell anybody your wish.

346
00:16:25,889 --> 00:16:27,822
Otherwise it negates
the whole thing.

347
00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:31,021
No, God, you're not gonna
go in there. Don't do that.

348
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,323
Well, somebody has to.

349
00:16:32,589 --> 00:16:33,986
You made an improper wish

350
00:16:33,988 --> 00:16:36,089
and you've jeopardized
the entire planet.

351
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:38,321
Oh, God, you are insane.

352
00:16:38,323 --> 00:16:40,454
You are insane!
Don't go in!

353
00:16:40,456 --> 00:16:41,987
Oh...

354
00:16:41,989 --> 00:16:43,286
I have no choice here.

355
00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:44,821
You're obviously
the type of person

356
00:16:44,823 --> 00:16:47,357
who's too delicate
to go in after her own penny.

357
00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:49,290
Oh, you think I'm delicate?

358
00:16:52,156 --> 00:16:53,688
See? Delicate.

359
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:56,154
You know, what you're reading
as delicate is this.

360
00:16:56,156 --> 00:16:59,353
It's this bracelet
that costs as much as a car!

361
00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:00,754
Let's see that bracelet.

362
00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:02,422
- Oh, no. Not my phone...
- Oh, dear!

363
00:17:02,424 --> 00:17:03,987
- Oh, dear.
- No, no. Oh, boy.

364
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,854
- Now you have done it.
- Oh, what do you mean?

365
00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:09,653
God, it's scary how addicted
you kids are to your phone.

366
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,221
No, give it to me!

367
00:17:11,223 --> 00:17:13,087
Hold on one second here!

368
00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:15,019
I've never seen...

369
00:17:15,021 --> 00:17:18,153
You know, I think you might need
to talk to someone about this.

370
00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:20,719
I see why you lost
your co-op on the park.

371
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:24,354
- I hope that's waterproof.
- Oh, no.

372
00:17:30,354 --> 00:17:32,552
- No bathing in the fountain.
- Okay!

373
00:17:32,554 --> 00:17:34,454
But technically,
we're not bathing.

374
00:17:34,456 --> 00:17:37,053
- Arthur.
- And she started it.

375
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:39,988
He doesn't care who started it!
It was him.

376
00:17:40,188 --> 00:17:41,653
- Out.
- All right.

377
00:17:41,655 --> 00:17:44,355
Oh!
Ah, wait a minute.

378
00:17:45,423 --> 00:17:48,321
- I found it.
- Oh, that's so great.

379
00:17:48,323 --> 00:17:50,555
Oh! Did you see that?

380
00:17:50,889 --> 00:17:53,888
Would you mind
just taking a photo?

381
00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:57,522
I hate my life.

382
00:18:01,187 --> 00:18:03,121
It might take
a little bit of time,

383
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,252
but you're gonna love it
here in Arizona.

384
00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:06,753
- I don't...
- Let's face it...

385
00:18:06,755 --> 00:18:08,953
You being here
makes more sense for all of us.

386
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,953
We can't jump on a plane every
time something happens to you.

387
00:18:11,955 --> 00:18:13,754
What are you talking
about, "happens to me"?

388
00:18:13,756 --> 00:18:15,651
You could slip and fall
at any moment.

389
00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:17,785
I don't want
to overstate the dangers

390
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:19,986
for a woman your age
living alone,

391
00:18:19,988 --> 00:18:22,720
but I did research online,
and it's pretty alarming.

392
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:25,185
But you do know, I mean,
I'm really not that old.

393
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,155
Well, no, you're not, Mom,
but neither was Dad.

394
00:18:28,454 --> 00:18:30,086
I know, honey, I know.

395
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:31,451
I need a coffee.

396
00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:33,519
Well, the good coffee
is all the way upstairs.

397
00:18:33,521 --> 00:18:35,219
Mom, why don't you
wait down here?

398
00:18:35,221 --> 00:18:36,785
Wait down here? Sure.

399
00:18:36,787 --> 00:18:38,552
God forbid, I can't go up
an escalator at my age.

400
00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:41,419
But hurry back. I could slip
and fall at any moment.

401
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,018
- Just sit there, Mommy.
- Ooh!

402
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,953
- I'll get you a chamomile?
- Oh, God. Yeah, thanks.

403
00:18:45,955 --> 00:18:48,021
- Be careful!
- Uh-huh.

404
00:18:51,553 --> 00:18:53,586
They brought
the kids to see you?

405
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:55,085
- Yeah.
- That's good.

406
00:18:55,087 --> 00:18:57,788
Oh, God, what?

407
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:01,852
- Hello.
- <i>Have you ever been spanked?</i>

408
00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:04,120
- What?
- As an adult, sexually.

409
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:07,185
I mean, is this
what people are doing?

410
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,785
Carol, it's Diane.
You dialed the wrong number.

411
00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:11,785
No. Have you not
read the book?

412
00:19:11,787 --> 00:19:13,619
<i>Yes. I've read it.
Of course I have.</i>

413
00:19:13,621 --> 00:19:15,952
- And?
- <i>I don't know who her lawyer is,</i>

414
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,953
<i>but she should not have
signed that contract.</i>

415
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:19,852
Look, clearly,
we have things to discuss.

416
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:22,018
I'm gonna call
an emergency book club.

417
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:24,220
That means you got to
get back here, pronto.

418
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,652
I'd come back
for an emergency colonoscopy,

419
00:19:26,654 --> 00:19:29,017
but it's just a little bit
more complicated here.

420
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:31,820
Oh, God.
How is life in Scottsdale?

421
00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:34,953
Well, I don't know,
I feel like I'm...

422
00:19:34,955 --> 00:19:38,319
...in an episode of <i>The Walking Dead.</i>

423
00:19:38,321 --> 00:19:41,085
Wait a second. You sound
out of breath. Where are you?

424
00:19:41,087 --> 00:19:44,719
I'm going to a... a dance
rehearsal and I'm late.

425
00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:46,884
- You're late? You're never late.
- I know!

426
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,585
This book has got me in a total tizzy.
Just get back here.

427
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:51,853
I'll get back there. Bye.

428
00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:56,583
- Wow.
- Chin up.

429
00:19:57,786 --> 00:20:01,952
And one, two, three.
Go, two, three.

430
00:20:01,954 --> 00:20:05,350
- One, two, three.
- One, two, three. Wait.

431
00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:06,887
Stop!

432
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:09,887
Stop, stop, stop!

433
00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:13,152
Honey, I think we're supposed
to go this way.

434
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:14,050
To the left.

435
00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:15,852
Right. Which is what I did.

436
00:20:15,854 --> 00:20:18,287
His left. This way.

437
00:20:18,787 --> 00:20:21,685
Back, two, three.
Side, two, three.

438
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:24,384
Okay, I got it. I was wrong.

439
00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:25,950
I was wrong, you were right.

440
00:20:25,952 --> 00:20:27,685
My little Fred Astaire.

441
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:29,650
I will follow you
wherever you want to go.

442
00:20:29,652 --> 00:20:31,751
- How about lunch?
- We start again.

443
00:20:31,753 --> 00:20:33,684
You know what?
I'm wondering...

444
00:20:33,686 --> 00:20:35,117
Do you think it would be
possible for us

445
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,887
to just skip straight
to our choreography?

446
00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:41,885
We must first learn...
to dance!

447
00:20:42,519 --> 00:20:44,017
Right. I know.

448
00:20:44,019 --> 00:20:47,016
But I sort of do know
how to dance. Come on, I do.

449
00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:49,917
I still remember
the whole tap dance

450
00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:51,851
to "Red, Red Robin Goes
Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along"

451
00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:53,618
that I did when I was six.

452
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:55,483
It's like savant-ish.

453
00:20:58,185 --> 00:20:59,550
What?

454
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,520
- What did she say?
- You're asking me?

455
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:06,885
So, what is going on
with little Ginsburg here?

456
00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:10,852
Well,
she's not herself lately.

457
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,950
She... She has no energy.

458
00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:16,383
She's really lost
the spark of life.

459
00:21:16,385 --> 00:21:18,149
She's just kind of blah.

460
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,951
It sounds like we have
a lethargic pussy on our hands.

461
00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:22,418
Seriously?

462
00:21:22,953 --> 00:21:24,549
Have there been
any changes at home?

463
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,950
Any new people or pets
moving in or out?

464
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,483
At home?
Oh, God, no.

465
00:21:28,485 --> 00:21:31,183
There hasn't been
a change at home forever.

466
00:21:31,185 --> 00:21:32,551
And what about diet?

467
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:36,116
I've tried a few,
but I like to eat.

468
00:21:36,118 --> 00:21:39,816
So whatever weight I take off,
I put right back on, so...

469
00:21:39,818 --> 00:21:41,815
it's useless.

470
00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:43,616
You're talking about the cat.

471
00:21:43,618 --> 00:21:45,985
I am a veterinarian.

472
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,283
I knew that.

473
00:21:48,618 --> 00:21:53,049
<i>Would the passenger
in seat 17-D please report to the cockpit?</i>

474
00:21:53,051 --> 00:21:55,750
<i>I repeat,
the passenger in seat 17-D,</i>

475
00:21:55,752 --> 00:21:58,818
<i>please report to the cockpit.
Thank you.</i>

476
00:22:02,018 --> 00:22:04,185
- Oh.
- Hi.

477
00:22:04,852 --> 00:22:07,483
I just need a little bit
more information from you.

478
00:22:07,485 --> 00:22:09,419
Oh. Oh.

479
00:22:09,717 --> 00:22:12,814
Um, we need phone numbers,
home and cell.

480
00:22:12,816 --> 00:22:14,015
And cell...

481
00:22:14,017 --> 00:22:16,184
Also, a current home address.

482
00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,116
What, really?

483
00:22:18,118 --> 00:22:19,215
Uh-huh.

484
00:22:19,217 --> 00:22:20,583
Oh, okay.

485
00:22:20,585 --> 00:22:24,716
Also, an email and whatever
nights you are typically free.

486
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,449
You...

487
00:22:26,451 --> 00:22:27,882
You've got to be kidding me.

488
00:22:27,884 --> 00:22:30,117
Pilots, we never kid
about things like this.

489
00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,216
No!
Wait, I don't understand.

490
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,648
- What are you doing here?
- Flying the plane, I think.

491
00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:37,616
So, you're a pilot?

492
00:22:37,618 --> 00:22:39,848
I think so.
They gave me the hat.

493
00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,383
Oh, my God.

494
00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:43,850
Thank you.

495
00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:49,316
This is how you ask someone
for their number?

496
00:22:49,318 --> 00:22:51,716
Not usually,
but you are very special.

497
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:52,850
Uh-huh.

498
00:22:52,852 --> 00:22:54,482
Can I take you to dinner?

499
00:22:54,484 --> 00:22:55,948
Oh, my God.

500
00:22:55,950 --> 00:22:57,315
What's going on here?

501
00:22:57,317 --> 00:22:58,948
I think what I'm doing
is asking you to dinner.

502
00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:01,181
- But what is the beeping?
- It's an alarm.

503
00:23:01,183 --> 00:23:03,215
Yeah, but what does that
actually mean?

504
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,882
Usually, an alarm means
there's something wrong.

505
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,014
- Go fix it!
- I can't, I'm in the middle of something.

506
00:23:08,016 --> 00:23:11,214
Let's just cut this short.
Do something. Just do something.

507
00:23:11,216 --> 00:23:13,116
I can't, until we figure
this dinner thing out.

508
00:23:13,118 --> 00:23:17,116
Okay, fine! Yeah, what the hell.
Just get the hell back in there!

509
00:23:20,117 --> 00:23:21,913
Okay, here's the alarm.

510
00:23:23,883 --> 00:23:25,382
I will call you.

511
00:23:28,516 --> 00:23:30,417
Oh, my God.

512
00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:35,315
This book! I mean, the things
Christian does to her!

513
00:23:35,317 --> 00:23:37,646
My God! It's absurd.

514
00:23:37,648 --> 00:23:41,882
I could have put him in jail
for any one of those things.

515
00:23:41,884 --> 00:23:43,949
But she sure was having fun.

516
00:23:43,951 --> 00:23:45,217
Yes, she was.

517
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:47,948
It's not like
we don't have fun.

518
00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:50,082
No, but it's
a different kind of fun.

519
00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:52,217
- Very different.
- Like this.

520
00:23:52,816 --> 00:23:54,549
- This is fun.
- For sure.

521
00:23:55,182 --> 00:23:57,682
I just can't stop thinking
about when he snuck her off

522
00:23:57,684 --> 00:24:01,148
and he gave it to her right there
in the boathouse, you know?

523
00:24:01,150 --> 00:24:02,681
- Oh, the boathouse.
- Yeah.

524
00:24:02,683 --> 00:24:05,080
Do you think anyone
our age still goes...

525
00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:06,814
Hi, beautiful friends!

526
00:24:06,816 --> 00:24:09,050
Yeah, I think
some people do.

527
00:24:09,883 --> 00:24:12,249
Uh, let me guess.
You saw Arthur again.

528
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:14,979
I did, I did.
We had coffee.

529
00:24:14,981 --> 00:24:16,514
And you slept with him.

530
00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:18,148
Oh, God, no!

531
00:24:18,150 --> 00:24:21,813
Although I have to admit, he's
still very charming and fun.

532
00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:23,380
So you find him
charming and fun,

533
00:24:23,382 --> 00:24:25,512
but you didn't
sleep with him.

534
00:24:25,514 --> 00:24:26,914
Exactly.

535
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,913
I don't sleep with people
I like. You know that.

536
00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:31,815
- I gave that up in the '90s.
- You make no sense.

537
00:24:32,449 --> 00:24:34,413
I make perfect sense.

538
00:24:34,415 --> 00:24:36,047
Now, now, now, now.

539
00:24:36,049 --> 00:24:38,912
Tell me what is going on.
Tell me everything.

540
00:24:38,914 --> 00:24:41,049
You are too happy.
I don't like this.

541
00:24:41,383 --> 00:24:42,879
Okay.

542
00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,714
- Best book ever!
- Yes!

543
00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,113
What is going on?

544
00:24:46,115 --> 00:24:47,914
Oh, yeah. No, wait.

545
00:24:47,916 --> 00:24:49,383
Imagine this, okay?

546
00:24:49,948 --> 00:24:52,445
Um, so,
me sitting on a plane,

547
00:24:52,447 --> 00:24:54,547
uh, you know,
reading our little book...

548
00:24:54,549 --> 00:24:58,847
and, well, this, um,
devilishly handsome man...

549
00:24:58,849 --> 00:25:00,747
Oh my God, is this going
where I hope it is?

550
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:04,149
Yes, it is. You know what he did?
He asked me out to dinner.

551
00:25:04,682 --> 00:25:06,345
Well, that's not exactly...

552
00:25:06,347 --> 00:25:08,313
- Oh, shh!
- You met a man on an airplane?

553
00:25:08,315 --> 00:25:10,812
Yeah, and guess what?
A pilot!

554
00:25:12,049 --> 00:25:13,713
Love a man in uniform.

555
00:25:13,715 --> 00:25:15,513
Your husband just died!

556
00:25:15,515 --> 00:25:19,047
Harry. Yeah.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, he was...

557
00:25:19,049 --> 00:25:20,613
He was such a good man.

558
00:25:20,615 --> 00:25:22,646
That was the best thing
that ever happened to you.

559
00:25:22,648 --> 00:25:25,080
Harry dying was the best thing
that ever happened to her?

560
00:25:25,082 --> 00:25:28,346
Yeah, 'cause now she can have sex with
somebody who's not an accountant.

561
00:25:28,348 --> 00:25:30,412
Wait a minute.
Are you crazy?

562
00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:31,581
Sex? Forget about it.

563
00:25:31,583 --> 00:25:33,812
I don't even remember
how to have sex. No way!

564
00:25:33,814 --> 00:25:35,346
Don't worry,
it'll all come back.

565
00:25:35,348 --> 00:25:37,149
It's just like
riding a bicycle.

566
00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:39,147
Except instead of
riding a bicycle,

567
00:25:39,149 --> 00:25:40,579
you have sex with a man.

568
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:44,046
Note to self: Watch Carol
ride a bicycle someday.

569
00:25:44,048 --> 00:25:45,813
If you need a refresher,

570
00:25:45,815 --> 00:25:48,712
I know somebody who sure
does know how to have sex.

571
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,911
I don't know what that is,
but I'll tell you one thing:

572
00:25:50,913 --> 00:25:52,213
it is definitely
not sex, okay?

573
00:25:52,215 --> 00:25:53,812
No, you're right,
that's not sex.

574
00:25:53,814 --> 00:25:55,882
That's crazy hot sex.

575
00:25:56,215 --> 00:25:58,946
Can we please
stop saying "sex"?

576
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:00,646
What do you prefer,
"make love"?

577
00:26:00,648 --> 00:26:03,481
"I don't make love. I f..."

578
00:26:03,483 --> 00:26:04,548
"Hard."

579
00:26:04,914 --> 00:26:06,146
That's what he said.

580
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,782
- Oh, my.
- Ooh.

581
00:26:08,115 --> 00:26:09,979
You've completely lost it.

582
00:26:09,981 --> 00:26:11,645
- No, I think she's found it.
- Yeah.

583
00:26:11,647 --> 00:26:14,679
She's found it. Handcuffed
in the red room, right?

584
00:26:16,147 --> 00:26:18,045
- The whip.
- The red room.

585
00:26:18,047 --> 00:26:20,278
Bruce must be having
such fun with all this.

586
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,812
Oh, yes, such fun,
actually. Yeah.

587
00:26:23,814 --> 00:26:25,579
What is that?

588
00:26:26,681 --> 00:26:28,412
This book made me realize that

589
00:26:28,414 --> 00:26:31,846
it's been quite a while
since we... you know.

590
00:26:31,848 --> 00:26:34,011
As in... as in weeks?

591
00:26:34,013 --> 00:26:36,178
Mmm, like, maybe six.

592
00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,712
- Six weeks?
- Months.

593
00:26:37,714 --> 00:26:40,145
Oh, God, I thought you guys
were like rabbits.

594
00:26:40,147 --> 00:26:43,212
We are, if rabbits
took a ton of Benadryl

595
00:26:43,214 --> 00:26:44,644
and made a chastity pact.

596
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,879
Oh, my God, we have
to put a stop to this.

597
00:26:46,881 --> 00:26:48,277
Oh, come on.

598
00:26:48,279 --> 00:26:50,178
I mean, if women our age
were meant to have sex,

599
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:52,445
God wouldn't do
what he does to our bodies.

600
00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,614
Whoa! Well,
speak for yourself.

601
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,378
That was not God.
That was Dr. Nazarian.

602
00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:00,812
He did a good job.

603
00:27:01,214 --> 00:27:03,412
Hey, everyone.

604
00:27:03,414 --> 00:27:06,077
- Hey!
- What's the topic this month?

605
00:27:06,079 --> 00:27:08,911
- What...
- <i>Moby Dick.</i>

606
00:27:08,913 --> 00:27:11,146
Oh, yeah, sounds like fun.

607
00:27:11,748 --> 00:27:13,410
- Carol?
- What?

608
00:27:13,412 --> 00:27:16,145
You are not gonna believe
what I pulled out of the garage.

609
00:27:16,147 --> 00:27:17,714
My old motorcycle.

610
00:27:17,948 --> 00:27:20,614
That poor thing
hasn't been ridden in ages!

611
00:27:21,414 --> 00:27:22,444
Poor thing.

612
00:27:22,446 --> 00:27:24,244
Oh, there's a little sag
in the cable.

613
00:27:24,246 --> 00:27:26,311
She's still got
a gorgeous chassis.

614
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:29,244
You know, I was thinking
maybe I could lube her up

615
00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,312
and get that old gal
riding again.

616
00:27:31,314 --> 00:27:33,344
- Yeah, yeah, good idea.
- That's good.

617
00:27:33,346 --> 00:27:34,945
Give her undercarriage
a good buff

618
00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:36,814
and slap a little wax
on her saddle.

619
00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:40,678
Ooh, I hope
he uses protection.

620
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,909
- Shut up.
- <i>Moby Dick?</i>

621
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,946
- What was that?
- I don't know.

622
00:27:44,948 --> 00:27:46,810
I don't know why my mind
keeps going there.

623
00:27:46,812 --> 00:27:48,011
It's like, duh.

624
00:27:48,013 --> 00:27:50,345
Ladies, this book
is a wakeup call.

625
00:27:50,347 --> 00:27:53,145
I don't care what society
says about women our age.

626
00:27:53,147 --> 00:27:55,479
Sex must not be
taken off the table.

627
00:27:55,481 --> 00:27:59,612
Hold on. I mean, we are four
smart successful women.

628
00:27:59,614 --> 00:28:01,045
I don't need a man.

629
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,577
I know. You've proved that
for 18 years.

630
00:28:03,579 --> 00:28:04,678
Touché.

631
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,610
No, my point is,
the choice should be ours.

632
00:28:07,612 --> 00:28:10,910
Speaking of which,
we are doubling down.

633
00:28:10,912 --> 00:28:13,810
How about this
for a choice?

634
00:28:13,812 --> 00:28:15,176
Oh!

635
00:28:15,178 --> 00:28:17,011
- Thank God it's a trilogy.
- My God!

636
00:28:17,013 --> 00:28:19,612
- Especially for you, Sharon.
- Thank you so much.

637
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,810
Thank you. Thank you.
Ladies?

638
00:28:21,812 --> 00:28:22,876
- What?
- Ladies?

639
00:28:22,878 --> 00:28:24,344
- Yes?
- Yes?

640
00:28:24,346 --> 00:28:28,144
We shall not go gentle
into that good night.

641
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:34,211
So, let's lube up those bikes
and get riding again!

642
00:28:37,046 --> 00:28:41,476
"I groan and tilt my pelvis
involuntarily against him,

643
00:28:41,478 --> 00:28:43,211
finding a delicious..."

644
00:28:45,847 --> 00:28:48,243
"...a delicious friction..."

645
00:28:48,245 --> 00:28:50,177
Oh, this is really something.

646
00:28:50,179 --> 00:28:55,176
"...against the seam of his fly
and his growing erection."

647
00:28:55,178 --> 00:28:57,111
Oh...

648
00:28:57,113 --> 00:29:00,313
Oh, dear.
Oh, my God, okay, okay.

649
00:29:02,112 --> 00:29:03,843
- Hello?
- <i>Are you okay?</i>

650
00:29:03,845 --> 00:29:05,376
<i>You were supposed
to call me after dinner.</i>

651
00:29:05,378 --> 00:29:08,376
Yeah, I'm fine, honey.
I just finished.

652
00:29:08,378 --> 00:29:10,178
<i>Did you eat alone?</i>

653
00:29:10,979 --> 00:29:12,676
Yes, alone.

654
00:29:12,678 --> 00:29:14,411
<i>God, it's all so sad.</i>

655
00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:16,845
Yeah.
Okay, but anyway...

656
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:20,244
thanks for checking in,
and I really should get to bed.

657
00:29:20,246 --> 00:29:22,142
<i>Remember,
we can put you in the basement</i>

658
00:29:22,144 --> 00:29:23,578
<i>whenever you're ready.</i>

659
00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:25,179
Okay.

660
00:29:28,045 --> 00:29:29,242
Whoa.

661
00:29:29,244 --> 00:29:30,744
I mean...

662
00:29:31,412 --> 00:29:33,178
Wow, wow.

663
00:29:36,811 --> 00:29:38,309
Hello!

664
00:29:38,311 --> 00:29:39,743
<i>Is that really
how you answer the phone?</i>

665
00:29:39,745 --> 00:29:42,508
- All right, who is this?
- I'm gonna hang up now.

666
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:45,411
Then I'll call you back
and we're gonna try this again.

667
00:29:47,679 --> 00:29:49,178
Oh, my God.

668
00:29:51,011 --> 00:29:52,443
It's over.

669
00:29:52,445 --> 00:29:54,712
I can't do anything right,
obviously. Okay.

670
00:29:57,745 --> 00:29:59,008
Hello there!

671
00:29:59,010 --> 00:30:01,210
Hey, hello there.
Much better.

672
00:30:02,911 --> 00:30:04,142
Have you had dinner?

673
00:30:04,144 --> 00:30:06,377
<i>Oh, I have. Yeah.</i>

674
00:30:06,877 --> 00:30:08,211
How about tomorrow night?

675
00:30:08,511 --> 00:30:10,074
Dinner tomorrow night?

676
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:12,243
<i>Sounds great.
Thought you'd never ask.</i>

677
00:30:12,943 --> 00:30:14,411
<i>What time
should I pick you up?</i>

678
00:30:15,045 --> 00:30:16,812
But I...
I really can't, so...

679
00:30:17,276 --> 00:30:19,376
- Why can't you?
- <i>No, I mean...</i>

680
00:30:19,378 --> 00:30:22,109
I mean, of course I can,
but where are you anyway?

681
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,576
<i>I'm in Sedona.</i>

682
00:30:23,578 --> 00:30:26,142
But I'm in... Oh!
I'm in Santa Monica, so...

683
00:30:26,144 --> 00:30:28,441
I'm aware.
I'll pick you up at 6:30.

684
00:30:28,443 --> 00:30:30,842
Well, wait. But you can't
just kind of like...

685
00:30:30,844 --> 00:30:33,711
Actually, I can.
I'll see you tomorrow night.

686
00:30:36,977 --> 00:30:38,809
Oh, God.

687
00:30:38,811 --> 00:30:40,412
Oh, dear.

688
00:30:42,777 --> 00:30:43,808
Oh.

689
00:30:43,810 --> 00:30:45,576
Someone make a bad wish?

690
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:49,143
Oh, you should know I rescue
wishes all over town.

691
00:30:50,243 --> 00:30:52,075
Wanna grab
a cup of coffee?

692
00:30:52,077 --> 00:30:53,844
Oh, I... I can't today.

693
00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:56,811
Well, I'd like
to grab a drink sometime.

694
00:30:58,009 --> 00:31:01,143
We have an excellent bar
on the mezzanine level.

695
00:31:03,777 --> 00:31:05,541
Oh, you meant with me?

696
00:31:05,543 --> 00:31:07,110
- You're funny.
- Oh.

697
00:31:07,443 --> 00:31:09,341
Okay, it's a date, then.

698
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:14,607
I love
that you have a date!

699
00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:16,575
Yeah, and it's a first date.

700
00:31:16,577 --> 00:31:19,575
So it's important
that you put on something sexy.

701
00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:22,307
- Oh...
- I don't own anything sexy.

702
00:31:22,309 --> 00:31:24,874
Don't listen to her.
Just be comfortable.

703
00:31:24,876 --> 00:31:26,174
Be yourself.

704
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,842
Okay. Well, what about...

705
00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:28,942
Does this...

706
00:31:30,143 --> 00:31:32,841
- That's too comfortable.
- Right, yeah, no. No.

707
00:31:32,843 --> 00:31:34,241
Okay, fine.

708
00:31:34,243 --> 00:31:36,341
I can take that
to Goodwill for you.

709
00:31:36,343 --> 00:31:37,706
Don't do that to them.

710
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,042
Those people
have enough trouble.

711
00:31:39,444 --> 00:31:41,207
- She always does this.
- I know.

712
00:31:41,209 --> 00:31:43,107
She wears these
voluminous things

713
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:45,640
to cover that beautiful figure.
All the time!

714
00:31:45,642 --> 00:31:47,973
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- Yes!

715
00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:50,607
- Perfect! You look great!
- You look perfect.

716
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:52,574
- Let me see.
- I don't want...

717
00:31:52,576 --> 00:31:55,608
Oh, my God, you look so good.
Unbutton one little button here.

718
00:31:55,610 --> 00:31:57,707
- Show off the girls.
- Get off!

719
00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,640
Let them out!
Oh, no, no, no.

720
00:31:59,642 --> 00:32:02,441
- This is so ridiculous.
- So exciting.

721
00:32:02,443 --> 00:32:04,375
Oh, I can't believe
how nervous I am.

722
00:32:04,377 --> 00:32:06,840
I am, too.
Do you remember your last date?

723
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,142
We're talking Nixon era.

724
00:32:08,144 --> 00:32:10,273
- Wait, is that helping?
- No.

725
00:32:11,608 --> 00:32:13,173
Oh, God.
I need a safe word.

726
00:32:14,509 --> 00:32:16,843
You're gonna be great!
You're gonna be great.

727
00:32:17,076 --> 00:32:20,609
This is gonna be amazing!
Let's get to the window.

728
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,574
Just act natural.
Showtime!

729
00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:29,674
- Well, hey, you.
- Oh, good, you're home.

730
00:32:29,676 --> 00:32:33,039
- He's wearing jeans.
- I love a man in jeans.

731
00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:35,539
Let me see. Okay...

732
00:32:35,541 --> 00:32:38,774
- He's got a cute tush.
- Oh, God!

733
00:32:38,776 --> 00:32:39,841
Oh, God.

734
00:32:41,174 --> 00:32:42,440
Um...

735
00:32:42,442 --> 00:32:44,875
- Oh. You brought me flowers?
- Here you go.

736
00:32:46,307 --> 00:32:47,674
Thank you so much.

737
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:49,238
He brought flowers!

738
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,807
I love a man
who brings flowers.

739
00:32:51,809 --> 00:32:53,674
If you don't like them,
blame your neighbors.

740
00:32:53,676 --> 00:32:56,540
- I picked them from their garden.
- You're kidding.

741
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:59,673
The last time she went
on a date, she got pregnant.

742
00:32:59,675 --> 00:33:02,309
I don't think
that's gonna happen this time.

743
00:33:06,974 --> 00:33:10,406
- He gave up on you.
- I know. That's okay.

744
00:33:10,408 --> 00:33:12,938
- So, where were we?
- Oh, yeah, a bathroom.

745
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,506
A public bathroom?
Like, a public bathroom?

746
00:33:15,508 --> 00:33:17,240
Yeah, like in a park.

747
00:33:17,242 --> 00:33:19,072
- In a park?
- Well, yes, I was 11.

748
00:33:19,074 --> 00:33:22,074
- The setting wasn't the first thing on my mind.
- No.

749
00:33:22,743 --> 00:33:25,539
- What about you?
- Me? Oh, I don't remember.

750
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,638
Everybody remembers
their first kiss.

751
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,406
How about I tell you
about my best kiss?

752
00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,075
Maybe that hasn't
happened yet.

753
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:33,708
Oh, I see. Well. Hmm.

754
00:33:34,508 --> 00:33:36,039
My first kiss.

755
00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:39,473
That'd be the sixth grade
and Terry Sanders.

756
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,638
Terry Sanders.
Is that a boy or a girl?

757
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,840
A boy, obviously.

758
00:33:44,842 --> 00:33:45,973
I don't know.

759
00:33:45,975 --> 00:33:47,938
Anyway, it was one
of those Christmas mixers.

760
00:33:47,940 --> 00:33:51,239
Some friends and I,
we snuck backstage.

761
00:33:51,241 --> 00:33:52,740
It was dark, and...

762
00:33:52,742 --> 00:33:56,538
I remember hearing the first
bluesy notes of "At Last."

763
00:33:56,540 --> 00:33:58,439
Remember? By Etta James?

764
00:33:58,441 --> 00:34:02,238
And it came billowing down
through the curtains,

765
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:06,740
and that is when Terry Sanders
came up to me, and he said...

766
00:34:06,742 --> 00:34:10,771
It was so sweet! He said,
"I think I love you, Dee-Dee."

767
00:34:10,773 --> 00:34:15,539
Yeah, and then he grabbed
my face with both of his hands,

768
00:34:15,541 --> 00:34:17,206
and he was like,
I don't know...

769
00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:20,906
Maybe he had seen it
in some movie or something.

770
00:34:20,908 --> 00:34:23,773
But he held my face,
and, for a moment,

771
00:34:23,775 --> 00:34:27,441
my mind went completely blank
in the greatest possible way.

772
00:34:28,072 --> 00:34:29,773
Oh, God. I mean, we didn't...

773
00:34:29,775 --> 00:34:32,438
We didn't know
what we were doing, we just...

774
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,704
- Terry knew.
- Maybe, yeah.

775
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:37,105
We stood there like that,
you know...

776
00:34:37,107 --> 00:34:40,006
We just stood there. Frozen.

777
00:34:41,273 --> 00:34:43,640
And you know,
I didn't really care.

778
00:34:44,341 --> 00:34:45,708
Because...

779
00:34:48,507 --> 00:34:52,005
the feeling of his hands
on my face...

780
00:34:52,874 --> 00:34:54,974
You know what I wish?
I wish...

781
00:34:55,339 --> 00:34:57,572
everyone had a first kiss
like that.

782
00:34:59,006 --> 00:35:00,507
Yeah.

783
00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:02,604
I'm so sorry.

784
00:35:02,606 --> 00:35:04,071
You know, I don't...

785
00:35:04,073 --> 00:35:07,338
I don't know why I told you
the whole story!

786
00:35:07,340 --> 00:35:10,472
That was a beautiful...
That was a beautiful story.

787
00:35:10,972 --> 00:35:12,172
Thank you.

788
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,337
I wish I was kissed
by Terry Sanders.

789
00:35:15,873 --> 00:35:18,106
Where is he? Whatever
happened to Terry Sanders?

790
00:35:18,108 --> 00:35:20,838
- I need to track him down.
- Oh, Terry Sanders...

791
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:22,372
No, what actually
happened to him

792
00:35:22,374 --> 00:35:24,040
was that he died
in a plane crash.

793
00:35:25,406 --> 00:35:26,773
He died, yeah.

794
00:35:27,773 --> 00:35:29,570
He just went like that.

795
00:35:29,572 --> 00:35:31,539
- Plane crash?
- Yeah.

796
00:35:31,772 --> 00:35:32,772
Mm-hmm.

797
00:35:33,272 --> 00:35:34,438
No.

798
00:35:35,973 --> 00:35:38,372
- I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

799
00:35:38,374 --> 00:35:39,869
He didn't die in a plane crash.

800
00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:41,738
You've been waiting
all this time

801
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:44,205
just to hit me
with a plane crash joke.

802
00:35:44,207 --> 00:35:45,771
I couldn't help it.

803
00:35:45,773 --> 00:35:49,138
Diane can get a man
to fly in from another state,

804
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:52,572
and I can't get my husband
to come in from the garage!

805
00:35:52,971 --> 00:35:54,872
Well, you have to give him
a good enough reason.

806
00:35:55,406 --> 00:35:59,003
Well, since when is sex not a
good enough reason for a man?

807
00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:02,270
Honey, you're not dealing with a man,
you're dealing with an older man.

808
00:36:02,272 --> 00:36:03,970
Different animal.

809
00:36:03,972 --> 00:36:05,970
He's not thinking about sex.
He's conditioned to think

810
00:36:05,972 --> 00:36:09,970
that "inside" means changing a
light bulb or fixing the toilet.

811
00:36:09,972 --> 00:36:14,171
Both of which sound infinitely
more satisfying to me.

812
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,637
So basically, I'm screwed.

813
00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:18,804
Or not screwed, as it were.

814
00:36:18,806 --> 00:36:20,836
He needs a reminder.
Take him back to a time

815
00:36:20,838 --> 00:36:22,705
when sex was on his mind.

816
00:36:23,339 --> 00:36:24,704
- Miss O'Donnell?
- Yeah.

817
00:36:24,706 --> 00:36:26,239
This was dropped
at the desk for you.

818
00:36:26,638 --> 00:36:28,070
- Thank you, Runako.
- You're welcome.

819
00:36:28,072 --> 00:36:29,336
It's Pavlovian.

820
00:36:29,338 --> 00:36:30,803
Present the right stimulus,

821
00:36:30,805 --> 00:36:32,838
you will not believe
how quickly he'll come.

822
00:36:33,472 --> 00:36:36,603
Must you always be
so crass?

823
00:36:36,605 --> 00:36:38,269
Look whose mind
is in the gutter!

824
00:36:38,271 --> 00:36:40,835
I know!
It's because of this book.

825
00:36:40,837 --> 00:36:42,670
The whipping
and the flogging.

826
00:36:42,672 --> 00:36:45,269
I'm learning things no one our
age should even know about!

827
00:36:45,271 --> 00:36:46,936
I mean, sex is...

828
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,337
Ugh!

829
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:50,370
Not that a little kissing or
petting would kill me, but...

830
00:36:50,372 --> 00:36:52,071
Is that a poncho?

831
00:36:52,438 --> 00:36:54,738
Um... all right, sharing.

832
00:36:55,104 --> 00:36:58,103
"Next time we should
wear protection"?

833
00:36:58,505 --> 00:36:59,604
"Love, Arthur."

834
00:37:00,138 --> 00:37:03,070
Uh, you weren't gonna
tell us about this.

835
00:37:03,072 --> 00:37:04,772
I told you
we went out for coffee.

836
00:37:05,071 --> 00:37:09,271
Unbelievable! That is not
how I go out for coffee.

837
00:37:09,738 --> 00:37:11,936
The entire world
is coupling up.

838
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,634
You just need to put yourself
out there the same way Tom did.

839
00:37:15,636 --> 00:37:17,871
You see her going online?

840
00:37:17,873 --> 00:37:20,236
I mean, let's not lose
all our sense of reality.

841
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,635
Well, why not?

842
00:37:21,637 --> 00:37:23,736
There are plenty
of fish in the sea

843
00:37:23,738 --> 00:37:25,335
- who would adore her.
- I agree.

844
00:37:25,337 --> 00:37:27,903
But to catch one she'd actually
have to take out a pole

845
00:37:27,905 --> 00:37:29,670
and make her way
down to the water.

846
00:37:29,672 --> 00:37:31,669
You really don't think
I can do it.

847
00:37:31,671 --> 00:37:34,469
Well, I think you can.
I just don't think you will.

848
00:37:34,471 --> 00:37:38,769
Then let's drink to me
and my pole going online.

849
00:37:38,771 --> 00:37:42,736
- Well, yay! Good for you.
- Yay!

850
00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,535
But you might want
to lose the pole.

851
00:37:44,537 --> 00:37:45,770
Yeah. Good call.

852
00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:56,802
Life motto?

853
00:37:56,804 --> 00:37:59,268
I'll give you a life motto.

854
00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:05,735
"No one with a life
has a motto."

855
00:38:10,105 --> 00:38:11,468
"Find a mate?"

856
00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:14,434
What am I, Lin-Lin the Panda
at the San Diego Zoo?

857
00:38:14,436 --> 00:38:16,401
No! No, no, no.

858
00:38:18,138 --> 00:38:19,735
Stop it!

859
00:38:19,737 --> 00:38:21,070
Shit!

860
00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:29,735
My old uniform.
What do you think?

861
00:38:29,737 --> 00:38:31,901
I feel like
I'm in a time machine.

862
00:38:31,903 --> 00:38:34,237
I know.
And it still fits!

863
00:38:34,904 --> 00:38:36,736
Ta-da!

864
00:38:37,703 --> 00:38:39,568
There's some duct tape
on the shelf.

865
00:38:39,570 --> 00:38:42,370
You're sweet, but that
just makes it easier to...

866
00:38:43,138 --> 00:38:46,504
Oh, you need... you need
duct tape. Okay...

867
00:38:46,937 --> 00:38:49,870
And, uh, give me the zip ties.

868
00:38:51,104 --> 00:38:53,037
Zip ties.

869
00:38:54,937 --> 00:38:57,501
Are you thinking about
tying me up?

870
00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,870
What?

871
00:38:59,836 --> 00:39:03,036
Nothing. It's just something
I was reading about.

872
00:39:04,103 --> 00:39:06,868
Is there anything else
I can do for you?

873
00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:09,003
No, I think I'm good, thanks.

874
00:39:10,337 --> 00:39:11,768
I just needed more light

875
00:39:11,770 --> 00:39:13,870
before I can get inside
her crankshaft.

876
00:39:14,302 --> 00:39:15,168
Check her out.

877
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:17,735
Check out...
your motorcycle?

878
00:39:17,737 --> 00:39:19,136
Yeah.

879
00:39:20,204 --> 00:39:23,168
- It sure brings back memories.
- Yeah.

880
00:39:23,170 --> 00:39:26,003
And she's a lot prettier
than I remember.

881
00:39:27,103 --> 00:39:30,000
I wouldn't complain if you
want to take me for a ride.

882
00:39:32,469 --> 00:39:33,835
Rain check?

883
00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:39,835
I'm sorry.
I talked your ear off.

884
00:39:39,837 --> 00:39:42,401
- I'll recover.
- You will? I wonder.

885
00:39:42,403 --> 00:39:44,537
Just let me know
when you're back in Arizona.

886
00:39:45,136 --> 00:39:49,636
Oh! Well, actually, I'm going
to be there this weekend.

887
00:39:50,002 --> 00:39:51,534
How inconvenient.

888
00:39:51,536 --> 00:39:54,002
How inconvenient, yeah.
Anyway...

889
00:39:54,470 --> 00:39:57,700
- It was really lovely.
- Oh, it was really lovely. So...

890
00:39:57,702 --> 00:39:59,134
- Good night.
- Have a good night.

891
00:39:59,136 --> 00:40:01,236
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.

892
00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:02,802
Oh, God.

893
00:40:03,301 --> 00:40:06,334
We need to get control
of this situation.

894
00:40:06,936 --> 00:40:09,699
I don't want a repeat
of what was going on

895
00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:11,434
in the evidentiary hearing.

896
00:40:12,801 --> 00:40:14,969
Let's turn our phones off,
please.

897
00:40:15,534 --> 00:40:16,667
Not mine.

898
00:40:17,968 --> 00:40:19,900
Am I the only one
hearing this?

899
00:40:19,902 --> 00:40:22,835
I believe it's from...
over there.

900
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:37,503
Holy shit.

901
00:41:01,267 --> 00:41:03,435
Here, Ginsburg,
you want to go out?

902
00:41:08,569 --> 00:41:10,001
Go.

903
00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:11,933
Go ahead.

904
00:41:12,601 --> 00:41:13,965
Okay, fine.

905
00:41:13,967 --> 00:41:16,334
Be lethargic.

906
00:41:31,967 --> 00:41:35,001
Damn you, E.L. James.

907
00:41:36,668 --> 00:41:40,366
His name is George and he's
probably a serial killer.

908
00:41:40,868 --> 00:41:42,432
No man is perfect.

909
00:41:42,434 --> 00:41:44,464
Well, he's also certainly
not normal.

910
00:41:44,466 --> 00:41:48,532
I mean, normal people don't
go trolling for dates online.

911
00:41:48,534 --> 00:41:49,666
You do.

912
00:41:49,668 --> 00:41:51,034
Yeah, I rest my case.

913
00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:53,665
Maybe he's your
Christian Grey.

914
00:41:53,667 --> 00:41:57,099
- He's a bald tax attorney.
- Okay, maybe not.

915
00:41:57,101 --> 00:41:58,765
But at least
you have a date.

916
00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:01,798
I'm never gonna have sex again
for the rest of my life.

917
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,665
He might not
even have arms!

918
00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:04,732
- Hey.
- What?

919
00:42:04,734 --> 00:42:06,532
These are essential.

920
00:42:06,534 --> 00:42:09,168
They hold you in, smooth everything down.
Life changing.

921
00:42:09,468 --> 00:42:11,800
I'm gonna get them for you.
Come here.

922
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:17,099
Well, let's just say things did
not go exactly as planned.

923
00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:19,230
You've been married
too long.

924
00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:21,632
In the army, when they want
to get a soldier's attention,

925
00:42:21,634 --> 00:42:23,131
they just blow
on the trumpet.

926
00:42:23,133 --> 00:42:25,398
Well, that is precisely
what I was attempting.

927
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,333
- And the soldier?
- Absent without leave.

928
00:42:28,734 --> 00:42:32,164
In fact, the trumpet never
even came out of the barracks.

929
00:42:32,166 --> 00:42:35,764
The commanding officer put
a kibosh on the mission, huh?

930
00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:37,432
Yes. Mission aborted.

931
00:42:37,434 --> 00:42:40,299
Oh, Jesus Christ, enough
with the metaphors already.

932
00:42:40,301 --> 00:42:43,130
My organs just shifted.

933
00:42:43,132 --> 00:42:45,533
You're gonna be fine.
Do scuba breathing.

934
00:42:46,166 --> 00:42:49,199
So, okay,
give him one of these...

935
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:52,832
and the lieutenant
will stand at attention.

936
00:42:52,834 --> 00:42:54,465
You think
that's the problem?

937
00:42:54,467 --> 00:42:57,998
I've been doing field research
on this demographic a long time.

938
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,097
He's probably just embarrassed.

939
00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:02,499
This is gonna be
a game changer, trust me.

940
00:43:04,033 --> 00:43:05,265
You need some help?

941
00:43:05,267 --> 00:43:07,200
I need
the Jaws of Life.

942
00:43:10,767 --> 00:43:13,331
Um, I don't think
you have that on quite right,

943
00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:14,530
but it's gonna look amazing.

944
00:43:14,532 --> 00:43:17,066
I look like
a Lane Bryant mannequin.

945
00:43:17,667 --> 00:43:21,031
I'm sorry, I'm just trying to
picture your serial killer

946
00:43:21,033 --> 00:43:22,665
trying to peel you
out of that thing.

947
00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:25,267
- He's gonna have to use his teeth.
- If he has teeth.

948
00:43:26,165 --> 00:43:27,531
When you guys
are finished joking,

949
00:43:27,533 --> 00:43:29,064
can you get me
some scissors?

950
00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:30,933
I can't feel my feet.

951
00:43:38,567 --> 00:43:39,997
Is that the one
I showed you?

952
00:43:39,999 --> 00:43:41,631
No. Found it on Zillow.

953
00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:43,197
Check it out.

954
00:43:43,199 --> 00:43:45,163
- This has a media room.
- Oh, sick.

955
00:43:45,165 --> 00:43:46,763
You don't need
a media room,

956
00:43:46,765 --> 00:43:49,164
you need your son to live
in a good school district.

957
00:43:49,166 --> 00:43:51,230
Mom. You shouldn't be
adding salt.

958
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:53,796
It's spaghetti. I always
add salt to my spaghetti.

959
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,966
Mom, did you not get the article
I sent you on blood pressure?

960
00:44:00,931 --> 00:44:04,331
Oh, shoot. Could... Could you
excuse me for just a sec?

961
00:44:07,965 --> 00:44:10,767
Don't say "sick".
You're 40 years old.

962
00:44:11,264 --> 00:44:13,165
Hi, how are you?

963
00:44:13,864 --> 00:44:16,499
Come visit you?
That's crazy!

964
00:44:19,632 --> 00:44:23,265
What? Well, I don't know
how I can do that, you know?

965
00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:25,398
Yeah?

966
00:44:26,100 --> 00:44:28,629
Oh. Well, okay.

967
00:44:28,631 --> 00:44:30,329
I'm just gonna have
to come up with a reason.

968
00:44:30,331 --> 00:44:33,196
- Mom?
- Uh-oh. I got to go.

969
00:44:33,198 --> 00:44:35,464
Okay, yes, and I will.
Okay, bye.

970
00:44:35,931 --> 00:44:39,197
- Is everything okay?
- No. No.

971
00:44:39,966 --> 00:44:42,630
That was my neighbor.
And, um...

972
00:44:42,632 --> 00:44:44,862
There was a robber,
or a burglar, I don't know.

973
00:44:44,864 --> 00:44:47,896
Anyway, they think
that the house was burgled!

974
00:44:47,898 --> 00:44:49,931
- Burgled?
- It's shocking!

975
00:44:50,531 --> 00:44:53,996
But you know something? I think I
need to get back there ASAP to help.

976
00:44:53,998 --> 00:44:55,795
What do you mean, help?

977
00:44:55,797 --> 00:44:58,229
What I mean is the authorities...
they may want to ask some questions.

978
00:44:58,231 --> 00:45:00,931
So I do need
to get back there now.

979
00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:02,596
The authorities?

980
00:45:02,598 --> 00:45:04,561
I'm not a suspect.
I'm not suspicious.

981
00:45:04,563 --> 00:45:06,664
It's not that kind of thing.
But I'm so worried.

982
00:45:06,666 --> 00:45:09,628
This world is just not
a safe place for you anymore.

983
00:45:09,630 --> 00:45:11,296
I'm sorry, and...

984
00:45:11,298 --> 00:45:14,165
I'm really gonna try
to keep that in my mind, okay?

985
00:45:14,366 --> 00:45:17,129
But anyway, I need to book
a flight back tomorrow.

986
00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,795
Do I just not
turn you on anymore?

987
00:45:19,797 --> 00:45:23,329
I mean, I get it after 35 years
and three kids, but am I...

988
00:45:23,331 --> 00:45:26,261
Is it just not exciting
anymore?

989
00:45:26,263 --> 00:45:27,495
I love you, Carol.

990
00:45:27,497 --> 00:45:29,964
I know you love me,
and I love you.

991
00:45:30,164 --> 00:45:31,696
Then what is the problem?

992
00:45:31,698 --> 00:45:35,030
The problem is we haven't
even tried to make love

993
00:45:35,032 --> 00:45:36,495
since your retirement party.

994
00:45:36,497 --> 00:45:38,429
And we both know
how that turned out.

995
00:45:38,431 --> 00:45:40,963
You yourself said
there was something wrong

996
00:45:40,965 --> 00:45:42,297
with the lamb that night.

997
00:45:42,496 --> 00:45:45,229
We both know there was
nothing wrong with the lamb.

998
00:45:45,231 --> 00:45:46,495
I'm the one who made it.

999
00:45:46,497 --> 00:45:48,663
I'm not having
this conversation.

1000
00:45:48,665 --> 00:45:52,196
Bruce, Vivian said
that it is so normal for men...

1001
00:45:52,198 --> 00:45:53,728
Wait. Vivian?

1002
00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:56,129
Dr. Schaefer said there are
safe and effective ways...

1003
00:45:56,131 --> 00:45:57,561
You talked to Dr. Schaefer?

1004
00:45:57,563 --> 00:45:59,994
I did not think
you'd want to talk to him.

1005
00:45:59,996 --> 00:46:03,294
- I don't want to talk to him!
- See? I knew that! I knew that!

1006
00:46:03,296 --> 00:46:05,527
He asked me, "Does he
still pleasure himself?"

1007
00:46:05,529 --> 00:46:07,964
- Oh, my God!
- And I said, "I have no idea!"

1008
00:46:08,396 --> 00:46:10,794
Carol! This is enough!

1009
00:46:10,796 --> 00:46:13,528
Bruce!
I want to have sex!

1010
00:46:15,530 --> 00:46:17,096
Hello.

1011
00:46:21,098 --> 00:46:22,497
Excuse me.

1012
00:46:24,730 --> 00:46:27,894
Okay, come on, baby.
Get your leg up there.

1013
00:46:29,563 --> 00:46:30,862
Goddang it.

1014
00:46:31,931 --> 00:46:32,963
Come on.

1015
00:46:33,262 --> 00:46:36,096
What, you can't
get it turned on, huh?

1016
00:46:52,329 --> 00:46:54,426
Hi. Do you have a reservation?

1017
00:46:54,428 --> 00:46:56,461
No, actually
I'm meeting someone.

1018
00:46:56,463 --> 00:46:58,294
His name is George.

1019
00:46:58,296 --> 00:47:00,163
He's a tax accountant.

1020
00:47:01,263 --> 00:47:03,463
Right. Follow me.

1021
00:47:06,063 --> 00:47:07,928
Enjoy your meal.

1022
00:47:07,930 --> 00:47:09,462
Hey, you have arms!

1023
00:47:09,896 --> 00:47:12,061
It would've been fine
if you didn't, but it's...

1024
00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:13,828
better that you do. Hey.

1025
00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:17,128
So nice to... Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'll take care of it.

1026
00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:19,664
This is why
I don't leave the house.

1027
00:47:21,963 --> 00:47:25,928
- Shall we start again?
- I'm afraid to reenter.

1028
00:47:25,930 --> 00:47:27,327
Nah.

1029
00:47:27,329 --> 00:47:30,196
We can take it
right from here.

1030
00:47:30,563 --> 00:47:31,662
Okay.

1031
00:47:33,097 --> 00:47:34,695
So, what about you?

1032
00:47:35,396 --> 00:47:37,792
- You work?
- Um, yes.

1033
00:47:37,794 --> 00:47:40,827
Actually, I'm currently working
on my drinking.

1034
00:47:42,495 --> 00:47:44,496
You have a nice laugh.

1035
00:47:46,296 --> 00:47:47,728
Thank you.

1036
00:47:48,161 --> 00:47:50,329
Actually,
I'm a federal judge.

1037
00:47:50,729 --> 00:47:52,128
Wow.

1038
00:47:52,962 --> 00:47:54,728
- Really?
- Yeah.

1039
00:47:55,562 --> 00:47:59,427
And I do have the power
to put you in handcuffs.

1040
00:47:59,429 --> 00:48:01,926
I don't know
why I said that. Really.

1041
00:48:01,928 --> 00:48:03,560
I'm sorry. I...

1042
00:48:03,961 --> 00:48:07,094
I was guessing what you
might be thinking and...

1043
00:48:07,096 --> 00:48:09,559
I mean, not you,
but men.

1044
00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:13,027
Not like all men
think the same, but...

1045
00:48:13,662 --> 00:48:16,525
I'm sorry I'm not better
at this, but this is...

1046
00:48:16,527 --> 00:48:17,627
Whoa.

1047
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:19,794
Can I make a confession?

1048
00:48:20,162 --> 00:48:23,159
Uh, I changed
my shirt today six times

1049
00:48:23,161 --> 00:48:24,894
and I only have five shirts.

1050
00:48:25,662 --> 00:48:28,396
And the irony is
that they're all exactly alike.

1051
00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:30,727
Blue, button-down,
Brooks Brothers.

1052
00:48:30,729 --> 00:48:33,093
Well, who doesn't love
Brooks Brothers?

1053
00:48:33,095 --> 00:48:34,727
Not this guy.

1054
00:48:35,328 --> 00:48:37,293
When did dating
get so complicated?

1055
00:48:37,295 --> 00:48:39,927
I mean, it used to be
you'd go to a dance

1056
00:48:39,929 --> 00:48:43,392
and bada-boom bada-bing, you'd
get married and pregnant.

1057
00:48:43,394 --> 00:48:45,592
Now you have
to come up with

1058
00:48:45,594 --> 00:48:47,960
earth-shattering
theories on life

1059
00:48:47,962 --> 00:48:51,793
before you even get a "wink."
What is that, a "wink" online?

1060
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:56,327
You know, you are so much better
at this than you think you are.

1061
00:48:58,161 --> 00:48:59,558
Thank you.

1062
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,393
You are too,
for the record.

1063
00:49:02,028 --> 00:49:05,527
All my past relationships
taught me one thing.

1064
00:49:06,894 --> 00:49:08,459
I can't sleep with men.

1065
00:49:08,461 --> 00:49:11,460
Well, now, there's a revelation
I was not expecting.

1066
00:49:11,462 --> 00:49:14,627
No, but sex is fine.
I just can't sleep.

1067
00:49:15,527 --> 00:49:17,491
Okay,
that makes more sense.

1068
00:49:17,493 --> 00:49:19,991
Now I can focus on
what you're gonna say next.

1069
00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:23,125
I can't understand
how men can sleep anywhere.

1070
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:25,259
On the floor, in a bed,
on a couch.

1071
00:49:25,261 --> 00:49:27,459
I'm staring at the ceiling
and they're off

1072
00:49:27,461 --> 00:49:29,495
in some blissful dreamscape.

1073
00:49:30,328 --> 00:49:34,659
Well, they say that bad sleep is
a sign of a bad relationship.

1074
00:49:34,661 --> 00:49:37,328
Yeah, well,
I can attest to that.

1075
00:49:38,428 --> 00:49:40,592
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1076
00:49:40,594 --> 00:49:41,826
Wow.

1077
00:49:42,694 --> 00:49:45,328
I never thought
I'd be back here again.

1078
00:49:45,661 --> 00:49:46,692
Me, neither.

1079
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:48,760
Here we go.

1080
00:49:52,893 --> 00:49:56,760
- Is it as good as you remember?
- Maybe better.

1081
00:50:00,693 --> 00:50:02,227
Let me ask you a question.

1082
00:50:02,826 --> 00:50:05,459
What's your favorite thing
in the whole world?

1083
00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,324
Well, that's a very
broad question.

1084
00:50:08,326 --> 00:50:09,626
Um...

1085
00:50:11,292 --> 00:50:12,625
Arm tickles.

1086
00:50:12,627 --> 00:50:15,161
- Come on.
- No, without a doubt.

1087
00:50:15,661 --> 00:50:18,591
No, it's true.
I'm a girl of simple pleasures.

1088
00:50:18,593 --> 00:50:21,558
Says the girl
with a staff of 150!

1089
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,424
Ah, but it would be
so much better

1090
00:50:23,426 --> 00:50:25,626
if they were all
tickling my arms.

1091
00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:33,527
You know what I love to do
that I never do anymore?

1092
00:50:34,027 --> 00:50:39,260
Listen to a full album on vinyl
from beginning to end.

1093
00:50:40,625 --> 00:50:43,525
Vinyl sure has made
a comeback, hasn't it?

1094
00:50:43,827 --> 00:50:46,627
Well, some things
stand the test of time.

1095
00:50:50,059 --> 00:50:51,359
That they do.

1096
00:51:21,058 --> 00:51:23,158
Dance is about connection.

1097
00:51:23,359 --> 00:51:25,490
It can't just be routine.

1098
00:51:25,492 --> 00:51:28,558
Moving in unison
is not the same as dancing.

1099
00:51:30,292 --> 00:51:31,525
Right.

1100
00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:36,425
I think
we're done for the night.

1101
00:51:37,325 --> 00:51:38,558
Sorry.

1102
00:51:49,858 --> 00:51:53,858
I was 14. She was 17.
She could drive a car.

1103
00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:57,256
And she was sitting
behind the wheel.

1104
00:51:57,258 --> 00:51:59,326
She said, "Come here."

1105
00:52:01,559 --> 00:52:03,158
This is me.

1106
00:52:04,024 --> 00:52:05,823
Thank you for making
tonight so easy.

1107
00:52:05,825 --> 00:52:09,058
Oh... It was a great,
great pleasure.

1108
00:52:15,092 --> 00:52:16,988
Um, I have to ask you this.

1109
00:52:16,990 --> 00:52:18,988
First of all,
I think you're great.

1110
00:52:18,990 --> 00:52:22,056
And second,
I know that the chances of this

1111
00:52:22,058 --> 00:52:25,724
going past this evening
are slim, but...

1112
00:52:26,425 --> 00:52:28,392
would you mind if I...

1113
00:52:28,859 --> 00:52:30,189
kissed you?

1114
00:52:30,191 --> 00:52:31,522
If I had a nickel

1115
00:52:31,524 --> 00:52:33,290
for every time
someone asked me that.

1116
00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:36,490
All right, all right. I'll just
rewind the tape about 30 seconds.

1117
00:52:36,492 --> 00:52:38,492
Shut up and kiss me.

1118
00:52:40,359 --> 00:52:41,759
Oh, hell.

1119
00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,858
I think this belongs to you.

1120
00:53:05,256 --> 00:53:06,789
Thank you.

1121
00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:10,958
Ginsburger!

1122
00:53:24,091 --> 00:53:26,958
Ooh. I'm gonna need
a bigger back seat.

1123
00:53:29,091 --> 00:53:32,790
Paging Dr. Derek.

1124
00:53:37,023 --> 00:53:40,556
- Is this good?
- Uh-huh. This is fine, this is totally fine.

1125
00:53:40,558 --> 00:53:42,090
Okay.

1126
00:53:44,257 --> 00:53:46,954
I love how your generation
still feels the need

1127
00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:48,689
to get fancy for air travel.

1128
00:53:48,691 --> 00:53:50,157
It's so cute.

1129
00:53:51,558 --> 00:53:52,921
Okay...

1130
00:53:52,923 --> 00:53:55,088
- Call me when you get back to L.A.
- Of course.

1131
00:53:55,090 --> 00:53:56,722
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

1132
00:53:56,724 --> 00:53:58,355
- Be safe.
- Bye-bye.

1133
00:53:58,357 --> 00:54:00,123
- Love you.
- Love you!

1134
00:54:13,690 --> 00:54:15,691
Quite an escape, Houdini.

1135
00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:19,521
Oh, God. I can't believe
I'm doing this.

1136
00:54:48,623 --> 00:54:50,088
You know,
I can't get over it.

1137
00:54:50,090 --> 00:54:53,487
Honestly, I'm not sure
I've ever seen a prettier sky.

1138
00:54:53,489 --> 00:54:55,853
- Mmm.
- Right?

1139
00:54:55,855 --> 00:54:58,187
- Cheers.
- Oh, cheers, okay.

1140
00:54:58,189 --> 00:54:59,354
Boom.

1141
00:54:59,622 --> 00:55:01,156
Can I show you something?

1142
00:55:01,888 --> 00:55:03,753
- Sure.
- Come with me.

1143
00:55:03,755 --> 00:55:04,921
What are we doing?
Wait.

1144
00:55:04,923 --> 00:55:07,152
- Are you nervous?
- Oh... Should I be?

1145
00:55:07,154 --> 00:55:08,253
Mm-hmm.

1146
00:55:08,255 --> 00:55:09,953
I'm not sure
I've ever met anybody

1147
00:55:09,955 --> 00:55:12,690
who owned
their own barn before.

1148
00:55:13,123 --> 00:55:15,153
You got to get out
of the city more often.

1149
00:55:15,155 --> 00:55:18,220
Uh-huh. Oh, no, wait, no.
Forget it.

1150
00:55:18,222 --> 00:55:21,252
There is no chance in hell
I'm getting into that thing.

1151
00:55:21,254 --> 00:55:22,354
No. No!

1152
00:55:22,356 --> 00:55:24,387
You're gonna love it.
It's gonna be great.

1153
00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:27,054
I'm sorry, but...
What are you talking about?

1154
00:55:27,056 --> 00:55:28,553
No, I'm not
getting in there.

1155
00:55:28,555 --> 00:55:30,920
These are the controls.
Don't touch anything.

1156
00:55:30,922 --> 00:55:32,389
If you touch it,
we'll crash.

1157
00:55:33,055 --> 00:55:35,021
- Don't say that.
- I'm kidding.

1158
00:55:35,023 --> 00:55:37,054
This is my baby, okay?

1159
00:55:37,056 --> 00:55:39,053
See that "B" there?
You see?

1160
00:55:39,055 --> 00:55:42,653
- It's a Beechcraft Bonanza V-Tail.
- Okay.

1161
00:55:42,655 --> 00:55:45,721
And it's been my passion
project for the last...

1162
00:55:46,223 --> 00:55:47,454
20 years.

1163
00:55:47,456 --> 00:55:49,618
Twenty years! Wait a minute.
How old is this thing?

1164
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:51,820
- It's a 1951.
- Whoa!

1165
00:55:51,822 --> 00:55:54,253
I'm a 1951!
Let me out of here!

1166
00:55:54,255 --> 00:55:55,853
No, seriously.

1167
00:55:55,855 --> 00:55:58,285
- Okay, we're going up.
- Wait, no.

1168
00:55:58,287 --> 00:55:59,654
I'm gonna regret this!

1169
00:56:06,322 --> 00:56:10,020
Oh, please. No, no, you have
a death wish. Death wish!

1170
00:56:10,022 --> 00:56:12,555
- Please.
- We're all gonna die someday, Diane.

1171
00:56:12,855 --> 00:56:14,721
I just feel like it's worth
living a little bit

1172
00:56:14,723 --> 00:56:16,352
while we still can.

1173
00:56:36,621 --> 00:56:38,553
Overwhelming, huh?

1174
00:56:38,555 --> 00:56:39,885
Wanna hold on to the...

1175
00:56:39,887 --> 00:56:42,551
- Oh, okay.
- Just hold on to it.

1176
00:56:42,553 --> 00:56:44,020
I'll hold on.

1177
00:56:48,087 --> 00:56:49,719
- No!
- See that?

1178
00:56:49,721 --> 00:56:50,954
Yes.

1179
00:56:55,456 --> 00:56:57,622
Oh, no, that's...

1180
00:57:01,455 --> 00:57:04,354
- I'm gonna bank, to the right.
- You're gonna bank?

1181
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:09,119
Oh...

1182
00:57:09,121 --> 00:57:10,751
You know what that is?

1183
00:57:10,753 --> 00:57:13,353
Yes. That's Cathedral Rock.

1184
00:57:13,355 --> 00:57:14,919
That's right.

1185
00:57:15,555 --> 00:57:18,188
Oh, my God.

1186
00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:55,218
And all this, though,
from being a pilot

1187
00:57:55,220 --> 00:57:57,883
- is what you're saying, right? This?
- No.

1188
00:57:57,885 --> 00:58:01,719
- No?
- No, what happened was I got out of the Air Force,

1189
00:58:01,721 --> 00:58:05,351
and I went to work for this
aeronautical research lab.

1190
00:58:05,353 --> 00:58:08,686
And, you know, I came up
with this design that...

1191
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,483
that reduced engine drag
in a jet.

1192
00:58:11,485 --> 00:58:13,584
It's silly,
but it's a big patent,

1193
00:58:13,586 --> 00:58:16,652
and this is what happened
right here. See?

1194
00:58:20,453 --> 00:58:22,818
You're gonna have to
introduce me to your family.

1195
00:58:22,820 --> 00:58:24,118
When can I meet them?

1196
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,817
- I don't think that's a good idea.
- Why?

1197
00:58:25,819 --> 00:58:29,752
Because they're still very sensitive
about their father and...

1198
00:58:30,754 --> 00:58:32,287
What about you?

1199
00:58:34,985 --> 00:58:37,386
Well, I'm...
I mean, I loved him.

1200
00:58:38,952 --> 00:58:42,216
But I guess I realized
I was in mourning

1201
00:58:42,218 --> 00:58:44,118
for the end of something.

1202
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,653
It's been a long time.

1203
00:58:46,019 --> 00:58:49,053
I mean, I guess, I don't know,
the world sees your...

1204
00:58:49,652 --> 00:58:51,084
your relationship
in one way,

1205
00:58:51,086 --> 00:58:53,583
you just kind of
go along, but...

1206
00:58:53,585 --> 00:58:55,386
then the truth is...

1207
00:58:56,586 --> 00:58:59,086
it had been over between us
for a long time.

1208
00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:01,184
So...

1209
00:59:01,885 --> 00:59:03,419
what do you think of that?

1210
00:59:04,485 --> 00:59:06,317
You don't want to hear
my sad story, do you?

1211
00:59:06,319 --> 00:59:08,118
Maybe you should
tell me yours.

1212
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,682
I don't have a sad story.

1213
00:59:09,684 --> 00:59:12,183
You don't have a sad
story 'cause you're rich.

1214
00:59:12,185 --> 00:59:14,718
It's been 24 hours
and there's still no answer.

1215
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:16,149
Okay, I'm sure she's fine.

1216
00:59:16,151 --> 00:59:17,650
You're so sure
everything is fine!

1217
00:59:17,652 --> 00:59:19,615
She could be passed out
in a ditch somewhere!

1218
00:59:19,617 --> 00:59:22,017
Adrianne, please calm down.

1219
00:59:22,019 --> 00:59:24,917
- I'm calling Jill.
- You're being hormonal!

1220
01:00:01,685 --> 01:00:03,351
Sharon, is that you?

1221
01:00:04,817 --> 01:00:06,917
Tom? Hi.

1222
01:00:06,919 --> 01:00:08,582
Wow! Hi!

1223
01:00:08,584 --> 01:00:09,885
Hi...

1224
01:00:10,183 --> 01:00:12,450
- Unexpected.
- Yeah.

1225
01:00:16,851 --> 01:00:18,482
Your hair's... dark.

1226
01:00:18,484 --> 01:00:19,383
Oh, it's dyed.

1227
01:00:19,385 --> 01:00:22,048
- I know.
- Right, right.

1228
01:00:22,050 --> 01:00:23,750
I want to introduce you
to someone.

1229
01:00:23,752 --> 01:00:25,082
Oh, actually, I have to...

1230
01:00:25,084 --> 01:00:26,750
Babe! Come here.

1231
01:00:27,251 --> 01:00:29,982
Babe, babe,
I want you to meet Sharon.

1232
01:00:29,984 --> 01:00:32,082
Sharon,
this is my fiancée, Cheryl.

1233
01:00:32,084 --> 01:00:34,549
It is so nice
to meet you!

1234
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:36,516
I've heard so much
about you.

1235
01:00:36,518 --> 01:00:37,981
Sharon?

1236
01:00:37,983 --> 01:00:39,715
Excuse me, are you Sharon?

1237
01:00:39,717 --> 01:00:41,516
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry I'm late.

1238
01:00:41,518 --> 01:00:44,914
I was in a complicated
sinus surgery.

1239
01:00:44,916 --> 01:00:46,817
Don't ask.

1240
01:00:46,819 --> 01:00:48,781
Hi, I'm Dr. Derek.

1241
01:00:48,783 --> 01:00:50,449
You can just call me Derek.

1242
01:00:50,451 --> 01:00:51,514
Hi, I'm Tom.

1243
01:00:51,516 --> 01:00:54,082
- Kill me now.
- I'm sorry, who are you?

1244
01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:57,782
Dr. Derek. Derek.
Sharon's date.

1245
01:00:57,784 --> 01:01:00,451
- Wow.
- Hi. I am Cheryl.

1246
01:01:00,883 --> 01:01:03,681
I didn't know you were seeing someone.
That's great.

1247
01:01:03,683 --> 01:01:07,017
You look so amazing
without your mask!

1248
01:01:07,950 --> 01:01:10,217
Oh, how sweet.

1249
01:01:10,585 --> 01:01:13,216
You should bring Dr. Derek
to the party next week.

1250
01:01:13,218 --> 01:01:16,516
- What?
- The double-engagement party. Didn't Jared tell you?

1251
01:01:16,518 --> 01:01:18,216
Cheryl and I
got engaged.

1252
01:01:18,218 --> 01:01:20,282
We've having a little
celebration with our friends.

1253
01:01:20,284 --> 01:01:22,480
But it really is
for Jared and Kate.

1254
01:01:22,482 --> 01:01:24,981
- We would so love to have you.
- Yes.

1255
01:01:24,983 --> 01:01:27,115
- And you, too, Doctor.
- Yeah.

1256
01:01:27,117 --> 01:01:29,581
Well, that sounds so nice!

1257
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:33,014
Say, do you need a DJ?
I do that on the side.

1258
01:01:33,016 --> 01:01:34,715
- Ooh!
- Ooh!

1259
01:01:34,717 --> 01:01:37,050
Do you do the vinyl
or what do you do, CDs?

1260
01:01:57,382 --> 01:01:59,848
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

1261
01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,749
You sure you're okay
in the bar?

1262
01:02:01,751 --> 01:02:04,550
Yeah. It's gonna be like
the good old days.

1263
01:02:06,115 --> 01:02:07,581
Cheers.

1264
01:02:31,583 --> 01:02:33,416
Ha! Am I ever.

1265
01:02:33,982 --> 01:02:36,949
Inner goddess doing
the merengue, my ass!

1266
01:02:39,283 --> 01:02:41,717
So is this where you
take all the boys?

1267
01:02:41,948 --> 01:02:45,315
Only the ones I don't want
to be seen with at the bar.

1268
01:02:46,650 --> 01:02:49,284
Well, I'll choose
to take that as a compliment.

1269
01:02:50,949 --> 01:02:52,879
Restricted area, huh?

1270
01:02:52,881 --> 01:02:54,715
Owner's perks.

1271
01:02:58,182 --> 01:02:59,714
Look at this.

1272
01:03:00,316 --> 01:03:02,947
A single solitary chair.

1273
01:03:02,949 --> 01:03:04,379
It's all a girl needs.

1274
01:03:04,381 --> 01:03:07,115
It's like a queen's throne
atop her castle.

1275
01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:09,547
Look. Look at the view.

1276
01:03:09,915 --> 01:03:13,780
Yeah. Look at
all those twinkling lights.

1277
01:03:13,782 --> 01:03:16,116
All those lives being lived.

1278
01:03:17,781 --> 01:03:20,947
As the poem goes, you took
the road less traveled,

1279
01:03:20,949 --> 01:03:23,848
and it made...
all the difference.

1280
01:03:24,648 --> 01:03:27,315
You know, that's not really
what that poem is about.

1281
01:03:28,448 --> 01:03:29,848
- Is that right?
- No.

1282
01:03:30,315 --> 01:03:31,849
It's, um...

1283
01:03:32,549 --> 01:03:36,615
It's about how we... we tell
the story of our lives,

1284
01:03:37,148 --> 01:03:40,747
so we feel heroic, brave...

1285
01:03:42,048 --> 01:03:43,947
but in fact,
there's no difference

1286
01:03:43,949 --> 01:03:45,782
in the paths to begin with.

1287
01:03:47,214 --> 01:03:49,248
- No difference in the paths?
- Nope.

1288
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,815
Fascinating poem.

1289
01:04:01,148 --> 01:04:02,547
Arthur, come here.

1290
01:04:02,947 --> 01:04:06,780
Look at this. You see that
building with the red lights?

1291
01:04:07,413 --> 01:04:09,681
- Is that our diner?
- Yeah.

1292
01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:14,347
I can't believe your hotel
overlooks our favorite place.

1293
01:04:20,513 --> 01:04:23,611
According to the airline, your
mother never boarded her flight.

1294
01:04:23,613 --> 01:04:26,078
- Oh, my God.
- You said not to worry about it!

1295
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:28,179
- Okay, you can worry now.
- What?

1296
01:04:28,181 --> 01:04:29,313
However...

1297
01:04:29,648 --> 01:04:31,712
we did trace a signal
to her cell phone.

1298
01:04:31,714 --> 01:04:32,978
- What?
- Okay.

1299
01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:35,013
- What does that mean?
- We know where she is.

1300
01:04:35,015 --> 01:04:37,278
- She's been kidnapped?
- I did not say that.

1301
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:38,780
- Is there a ransom?
- You know where she is?

1302
01:04:38,782 --> 01:04:40,578
In a case like this,
it's best to remain calm.

1303
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,345
- Let's get a grip, folks.
- You know where she is?

1304
01:04:42,347 --> 01:04:44,347
If you had to guess,
what would you say?

1305
01:04:44,349 --> 01:04:45,978
I don't have to guess,
I actually know.

1306
01:04:45,980 --> 01:04:47,611
- Well, then take us there!
- Can I see the pad?

1307
01:04:47,613 --> 01:04:50,511
I can't believe
you put Viagra in my beer.

1308
01:04:50,513 --> 01:04:52,546
Well, it was
an innocent mistake.

1309
01:04:52,548 --> 01:04:55,079
Oh, innocent. How is it innocent?
You poisoned me.

1310
01:04:55,081 --> 01:04:56,346
Hardly.

1311
01:04:56,348 --> 01:04:58,611
Do not use that word.

1312
01:04:58,613 --> 01:05:01,646
- I'm sorry. How does it feel?
- Hard!

1313
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,812
I thought we weren't
gonna use that word.

1314
01:05:03,814 --> 01:05:05,379
I can, you can't.

1315
01:05:05,381 --> 01:05:07,378
- God, there are so many rules.
- Don't, Carol!

1316
01:05:07,380 --> 01:05:09,911
Jeez.

1317
01:05:09,913 --> 01:05:12,311
I'll tell you something, I don't
think it ought to go to waste.

1318
01:05:12,313 --> 01:05:14,844
- Seriously! Stop it.
- Calm down.

1319
01:05:17,079 --> 01:05:19,112
Really?
I'm being pulled over.

1320
01:05:19,846 --> 01:05:22,312
Sir, I'm gonna need you
to step out of the vehicle.

1321
01:05:22,314 --> 01:05:24,445
I don't think that's
a good idea, Officer.

1322
01:05:24,447 --> 01:05:27,310
Out of the car now!

1323
01:05:27,312 --> 01:05:28,847
Okay, okay.

1324
01:05:29,481 --> 01:05:31,246
Gosh darn it.

1325
01:05:32,513 --> 01:05:33,712
Man.

1326
01:05:35,213 --> 01:05:39,612
Look, I'm sorry. Uh, my wife
put Viagra in my drink.

1327
01:05:39,614 --> 01:05:41,410
It's actually true.
It's my bad, I'm so sorry.

1328
01:05:41,412 --> 01:05:44,377
But you see, it's just he's
been having a little trouble

1329
01:05:44,379 --> 01:05:47,377
in that department,
and he was embarrassed.

1330
01:05:47,379 --> 01:05:49,645
And if there's one thing
I know about this man,

1331
01:05:49,647 --> 01:05:51,843
it's that he really hates
to be embarrassed.

1332
01:05:51,845 --> 01:05:52,845
Isn't that true, Pup?

1333
01:05:52,847 --> 01:05:54,378
Oh, I hate a lot
of things right now.

1334
01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:56,345
That's not even
in the top three.

1335
01:05:56,347 --> 01:05:58,680
Will this affect
your ability to drive?

1336
01:05:59,146 --> 01:06:00,613
No, ma'am.
Mmm-mmm.

1337
01:06:01,313 --> 01:06:02,879
Okay.

1338
01:06:03,212 --> 01:06:04,911
- Enjoy your night.
- Okay.

1339
01:06:05,979 --> 01:06:07,043
You, too.

1340
01:06:07,045 --> 01:06:08,746
Thank you.

1341
01:06:15,745 --> 01:06:17,678
I think I like you.

1342
01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:20,779
Well, I think that's probably
just the wine talking, right?

1343
01:06:21,212 --> 01:06:22,580
Wait.

1344
01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,480
You know what?
I think I'm in trouble here.

1345
01:06:26,812 --> 01:06:29,209
- Oh, I'm well past trouble.
- Yeah?

1346
01:06:29,211 --> 01:06:31,178
What?

1347
01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:32,643
I think
I heard something.

1348
01:06:32,645 --> 01:06:34,445
It's probably just
the wine talking, right?

1349
01:06:34,447 --> 01:06:37,976
And how often does the wine talk in your world?

1350
01:06:37,978 --> 01:06:41,412
Oh, my God. Wait, who... who is that?

1351
01:06:42,078 --> 01:06:44,910
- Mom?
- Oh, boy.

1352
01:06:46,245 --> 01:06:48,445
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

1353
01:06:48,447 --> 01:06:50,343
Oh, my God!

1354
01:06:50,345 --> 01:06:52,508
Oh, my God! Mom!

1355
01:06:52,510 --> 01:06:54,744
Honey, let me explain.

1356
01:06:54,746 --> 01:06:56,743
What the heck
is happening here?

1357
01:06:56,745 --> 01:07:01,177
Hi. You must be, uh,
Adrianne and Jill.

1358
01:07:01,179 --> 01:07:02,543
I'm Mitchell.

1359
01:07:02,545 --> 01:07:03,609
- Chris.
- Stop it!

1360
01:07:03,611 --> 01:07:05,410
Mitchell, can you just...

1361
01:07:06,445 --> 01:07:07,943
You okay?

1362
01:07:07,945 --> 01:07:10,944
- Mom!
- No, please. No, I'm fine.

1363
01:07:10,946 --> 01:07:13,510
Just let me explain, okay?
I'll be right back.

1364
01:07:13,512 --> 01:07:15,379
Wait, where are you going?

1365
01:07:17,311 --> 01:07:21,477
She's okay. She's perfectly...
She was in good hands. Relax.

1366
01:07:21,479 --> 01:07:23,443
- You relax!
- No, it's okay.

1367
01:07:23,445 --> 01:07:25,509
- You relax!
- We've had a long day. I'm sorry.

1368
01:07:25,511 --> 01:07:27,876
I was just trying to give us
a little jumpstart.

1369
01:07:27,878 --> 01:07:30,009
I thought maybe if we had
a really nice night

1370
01:07:30,011 --> 01:07:31,877
and things sort of
naturally progressed,

1371
01:07:31,879 --> 01:07:34,477
then maybe
we would both feel better.

1372
01:07:34,479 --> 01:07:36,809
Great plan! Congratulations
on the execution.

1373
01:07:36,811 --> 01:07:40,476
Sorry. I really was just
trying to help you, Bruce.

1374
01:07:40,478 --> 01:07:42,677
Help me?
By never once considering

1375
01:07:42,679 --> 01:07:44,779
that I might have an opinion!

1376
01:07:45,178 --> 01:07:47,910
No, it's not just tonight.
It's everything, Carol!

1377
01:07:47,912 --> 01:07:49,942
You've got me
taking dance lessons.

1378
01:07:49,944 --> 01:07:54,509
Dance lessons for a talent show
that I never even signed up for!

1379
01:07:54,511 --> 01:07:57,309
You've been going to my
No Kid Hungry fundraiser

1380
01:07:57,311 --> 01:07:59,009
for the past 15 years.

1381
01:07:59,011 --> 01:08:00,442
You always show up for me.

1382
01:08:00,444 --> 01:08:02,375
That was for dinner.

1383
01:08:02,377 --> 01:08:04,275
Well, forgive me
for trying to find ways

1384
01:08:04,277 --> 01:08:06,010
to keep us connected.

1385
01:08:06,012 --> 01:08:07,607
"Hey, Bruce, here's something
you're gonna hate to do

1386
01:08:07,609 --> 01:08:10,874
for the next two months,
but in the end it'll be okay

1387
01:08:10,876 --> 01:08:14,576
because there will be
an onstage public shaming!

1388
01:08:14,578 --> 01:08:16,844
So happy anniversary!"

1389
01:08:17,776 --> 01:08:19,742
What, what? Sorry, sorry.

1390
01:08:19,744 --> 01:08:21,643
Didn't hear you at all,
because my husband

1391
01:08:21,645 --> 01:08:23,843
gave me
these wonderful earplugs,

1392
01:08:23,845 --> 01:08:26,442
so we wouldn't have to listen
to each other anymore.

1393
01:08:26,444 --> 01:08:28,443
Happy anniversary!

1394
01:08:29,143 --> 01:08:30,675
Hey, and by the way,

1395
01:08:30,677 --> 01:08:32,443
I got us the earplugs
so you wouldn't miss

1396
01:08:32,445 --> 01:08:33,909
any of your TV shows,

1397
01:08:33,911 --> 01:08:36,842
just because I happen
to love to fall asleep

1398
01:08:36,844 --> 01:08:38,845
next to my wife in our bed!

1399
01:08:39,943 --> 01:08:41,776
So forgive me!

1400
01:08:54,877 --> 01:08:56,709
Okay, what are you doing?
Come on.

1401
01:08:57,311 --> 01:08:58,875
Diane, I know this...

1402
01:08:58,877 --> 01:09:00,874
I know this is not the direction
we hoped for this evening.

1403
01:09:00,876 --> 01:09:05,075
This is... It's such a disaster!
Do you see what I mean?

1404
01:09:05,077 --> 01:09:07,842
You've got to admit it was kind of funny.
A cop showed up!

1405
01:09:07,844 --> 01:09:09,508
No, it wasn't kind of funny.

1406
01:09:09,510 --> 01:09:12,240
This whole thing
is just one giant mistake.

1407
01:09:12,242 --> 01:09:13,708
You don't believe that.

1408
01:09:13,710 --> 01:09:15,307
I get that it's embarrassing,
but who gives a shit?

1409
01:09:15,309 --> 01:09:17,442
No, you know what?
You don't get it, Mitchell.

1410
01:09:17,444 --> 01:09:19,342
You know why?
Because you don't have kids.

1411
01:09:19,744 --> 01:09:23,011
Kids? They're like adults,
your kids.

1412
01:09:23,976 --> 01:09:25,042
You know,

1413
01:09:25,044 --> 01:09:26,842
you're out here
on your ranch,

1414
01:09:26,844 --> 01:09:28,542
with no one to take care of
but yourself.

1415
01:09:28,544 --> 01:09:31,677
Okay, that's fine for you,
but that's not the real world.

1416
01:09:31,944 --> 01:09:34,575
I have a family
and I have responsibilities.

1417
01:09:34,577 --> 01:09:38,007
- I'm sorry, but that's my world.
- I'm sure I don't understand

1418
01:09:38,009 --> 01:09:39,742
everything you're
going through right now.

1419
01:09:39,744 --> 01:09:41,742
That's right.
You don't have a clue.

1420
01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:45,376
Listen to me. Look at me.
I know we just met.

1421
01:09:45,378 --> 01:09:48,275
But you can't spend your
entire life just going around

1422
01:09:48,277 --> 01:09:49,841
taking care
of other people.

1423
01:09:49,843 --> 01:09:52,108
That's also not part
of the real world.

1424
01:09:52,110 --> 01:09:53,442
Okay, hey!

1425
01:09:53,709 --> 01:09:55,407
- Diane.
- What? What?

1426
01:09:55,409 --> 01:09:57,342
I'm saying it's okay
to be happy, Diane.

1427
01:09:58,042 --> 01:10:00,776
Well, I'm really...
I'm sorry, but I have to go.

1428
01:11:24,474 --> 01:11:26,575
Bruce. Bruce, honey.

1429
01:11:27,008 --> 01:11:27,907
What?

1430
01:11:28,275 --> 01:11:32,106
I know I've been acting
a little crazy lately.

1431
01:11:32,108 --> 01:11:35,440
And obviously
I went overboard tonight.

1432
01:11:35,442 --> 01:11:36,772
Really?

1433
01:11:36,774 --> 01:11:38,708
My gosh, I hadn't noticed.

1434
01:11:40,240 --> 01:11:42,042
I am so sorry.

1435
01:11:44,408 --> 01:11:46,208
I embarrassed you...

1436
01:11:47,708 --> 01:11:49,974
and I made you feel
like you didn't matter.

1437
01:11:50,343 --> 01:11:52,573
I just don't know
what's been going on with you

1438
01:11:52,575 --> 01:11:55,540
for the last few months
and it scares me.

1439
01:11:56,041 --> 01:11:58,774
I know what I did
was wrong, and...

1440
01:12:00,008 --> 01:12:01,574
I'm sorry.

1441
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,605
I got spooked.

1442
01:12:06,607 --> 01:12:08,473
Spooked?

1443
01:12:08,475 --> 01:12:10,775
Yeah, at the...

1444
01:12:12,506 --> 01:12:13,806
retirement party.

1445
01:12:13,808 --> 01:12:15,206
You know, I saw...

1446
01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:18,842
40 years just... vanish.

1447
01:12:19,341 --> 01:12:22,939
And I didn't know
who I was anymore.

1448
01:12:23,707 --> 01:12:25,906
Well, what was I gonna do?

1449
01:12:26,340 --> 01:12:27,807
What can I do?

1450
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,674
I got scared.

1451
01:12:30,641 --> 01:12:32,207
I am scared.

1452
01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:37,307
And I need a little time
to figure out who I am again.

1453
01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:39,139
I hear you.

1454
01:12:39,141 --> 01:12:43,008
And I'm not gonna try
to fix everything on my own...

1455
01:12:44,407 --> 01:12:46,304
tempting though that may be.

1456
01:12:46,306 --> 01:12:49,106
And I'm not gonna make you do
a bunch of stuff

1457
01:12:49,108 --> 01:12:51,905
that you don't want to do,
like dancing at the fundraiser.

1458
01:12:51,907 --> 01:12:54,272
I know you never wanted
to do that.

1459
01:12:54,274 --> 01:12:56,073
So forget it, okay?

1460
01:12:57,406 --> 01:12:58,906
I'm going to bed.

1461
01:13:06,772 --> 01:13:09,339
<i>Whoa, ice cream
straight from the tub?</i>

1462
01:13:09,341 --> 01:13:13,471
Yeah, well, I ran into Tom
and his very happy fiancée.

1463
01:13:13,473 --> 01:13:14,837
Ah!

1464
01:13:14,839 --> 01:13:16,738
They're hosting
a double-engagement party

1465
01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:18,205
at their house.

1466
01:13:18,207 --> 01:13:20,870
Oh, did I mention
he calls her "babe"?

1467
01:13:20,872 --> 01:13:23,271
Which is sort of perfect
since she's a child.

1468
01:13:23,273 --> 01:13:24,471
- Oh, no.
- Yeah.

1469
01:13:24,473 --> 01:13:25,771
What did I miss?

1470
01:13:25,773 --> 01:13:28,439
Well, Sharon
is never dating again.

1471
01:13:28,441 --> 01:13:29,970
And we're all miserable.

1472
01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:31,572
So basically
nothing has changed.

1473
01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:33,040
Yeah, well...

1474
01:13:33,306 --> 01:13:37,304
Whoa. Since when
do you eat ice cream?

1475
01:13:37,306 --> 01:13:38,837
Since now.

1476
01:13:38,839 --> 01:13:41,172
So I take it things
went south for you, too?

1477
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:43,271
I slept with Arthur.

1478
01:13:43,273 --> 01:13:45,171
Now, there's a shocker.

1479
01:13:45,173 --> 01:13:46,639
No, not sex.

1480
01:13:47,273 --> 01:13:50,038
I actually
fell asleep with him.

1481
01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:53,138
You've never been able
to sleep with a man before!

1482
01:13:53,140 --> 01:13:54,537
I know.

1483
01:13:54,539 --> 01:13:57,071
So, I mean...
you didn't have sex?

1484
01:13:57,073 --> 01:13:59,503
We slept on a couch
and he tickled my arm.

1485
01:13:59,505 --> 01:14:03,404
Oh, boy, now this is a disaster.
When is he leaving?

1486
01:14:03,406 --> 01:14:06,007
Not soon enough!
God, I got a brain freeze.

1487
01:14:06,405 --> 01:14:07,870
Here, give that
to a professional.

1488
01:14:07,872 --> 01:14:09,271
Oh, my God!

1489
01:14:09,273 --> 01:14:11,939
Well, anyway,
I have an announcement.

1490
01:14:12,671 --> 01:14:13,738
Okay.

1491
01:14:13,740 --> 01:14:15,069
I am...

1492
01:14:15,071 --> 01:14:17,804
I'm officially...
moving to Arizona.

1493
01:14:17,806 --> 01:14:20,638
- What?
- Oh, tell me it's for the pilot!

1494
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,407
No, no, no.
For my daughters.

1495
01:14:24,005 --> 01:14:26,003
This has gone
from bad to worse!

1496
01:14:26,005 --> 01:14:29,304
Well, I mean, they renovated
the basement for me,

1497
01:14:29,306 --> 01:14:31,071
and everything
is slip resistant,

1498
01:14:31,073 --> 01:14:33,536
and I can walk into the tub.

1499
01:14:33,538 --> 01:14:35,036
- Oh, my God.
- Ick.

1500
01:14:35,038 --> 01:14:36,602
But what about the pilot?

1501
01:14:36,604 --> 01:14:39,703
Crashed and burned.
I mean, we're not 18 anymore.

1502
01:14:39,705 --> 01:14:41,171
Nope.

1503
01:14:41,173 --> 01:14:43,371
We're sure not
spring flowers.

1504
01:14:43,373 --> 01:14:45,837
No. More like potpourri.

1505
01:14:45,839 --> 01:14:47,470
So, this is...

1506
01:14:47,472 --> 01:14:49,836
Oh, my God,
this is my last book club!

1507
01:14:49,838 --> 01:14:51,704
Oh, no, you're kidding!

1508
01:14:51,706 --> 01:14:53,135
Oh, Diane!

1509
01:14:53,137 --> 01:14:55,370
Do we even want to talk
about the book?

1510
01:14:57,305 --> 01:14:59,337
- I hate this book, okay? Done.
- Me, too.

1511
01:14:59,339 --> 01:15:00,337
Yeah.

1512
01:15:00,339 --> 01:15:01,936
Are we really
this pathetic?

1513
01:15:01,938 --> 01:15:04,502
None of us have
anything interesting to say?

1514
01:15:04,504 --> 01:15:08,736
Well, my little affair
ended with me in a pool

1515
01:15:08,738 --> 01:15:10,968
on top
of an inflatable swan

1516
01:15:10,970 --> 01:15:13,169
and my daughters showing up
with the police!

1517
01:15:13,171 --> 01:15:16,669
Well, that certainly
qualifies as interesting.

1518
01:15:16,904 --> 01:15:19,869
I'm assuming
you were not in that pool alone.

1519
01:15:19,871 --> 01:15:21,770
Well... I was not.

1520
01:15:22,272 --> 01:15:23,604
Good for you.

1521
01:15:23,905 --> 01:15:26,635
Do I want to get us
another one of these?

1522
01:15:26,637 --> 01:15:28,336
- Oh, yeah.
- Yes!

1523
01:15:28,338 --> 01:15:30,137
The sooner the better.

1524
01:15:53,138 --> 01:15:54,902
Men make life impossible.

1525
01:15:54,904 --> 01:15:56,735
Oh, God,
tell me about it.

1526
01:15:56,737 --> 01:15:58,370
Well, you're one to talk.

1527
01:15:58,372 --> 01:16:02,202
Ditching God's gift to women
so you can live in a basement

1528
01:16:02,204 --> 01:16:04,902
and breastfeed
your daughter's children?

1529
01:16:04,904 --> 01:16:07,902
You know something? That's
really rich coming from you.

1530
01:16:07,904 --> 01:16:10,369
You've been stuck
on Tom for 18 years,

1531
01:16:10,371 --> 01:16:12,569
and you don't even
like the guy.

1532
01:16:12,571 --> 01:16:14,368
He's not at your level.

1533
01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:16,702
Eighteen years ago, you couldn't
wait to get rid of him.

1534
01:16:16,704 --> 01:16:20,435
But you've conveniently erased
that little piece of history.

1535
01:16:20,636 --> 01:16:23,967
Wish I could erase
a little piece of my history.

1536
01:16:25,402 --> 01:16:26,903
- Well...
- What?

1537
01:16:26,905 --> 01:16:28,968
I was fine
until Arthur came along.

1538
01:16:28,970 --> 01:16:30,669
I had a happy existence.

1539
01:16:30,671 --> 01:16:32,102
Had a roster of men

1540
01:16:32,104 --> 01:16:34,334
that would satisfy
my every whim.

1541
01:16:34,336 --> 01:16:37,801
Oh, my God, I can't
listen to this anymore.

1542
01:16:37,803 --> 01:16:41,101
You really believe you're satisfied?
How could you be?

1543
01:16:41,103 --> 01:16:42,835
You're so terrified
of getting hurt

1544
01:16:42,837 --> 01:16:46,435
that you do everything you
can to push away love.

1545
01:16:48,969 --> 01:16:52,233
I'm gonna go back
to having sex and not caring.

1546
01:16:52,235 --> 01:16:54,103
Because that's what
works for me, okay?

1547
01:16:54,105 --> 01:16:56,401
Stop lying to yourself,
Vivian.

1548
01:16:56,403 --> 01:16:58,935
Not everything in the world
is about sex.

1549
01:16:58,937 --> 01:17:00,770
Did you even read the book?

1550
01:17:01,004 --> 01:17:02,768
This is a love story.

1551
01:17:02,770 --> 01:17:06,034
That is what the world wants.
That's what the world needs.

1552
01:17:06,036 --> 01:17:09,133
So, okay, you can have sex
with anybody.

1553
01:17:09,135 --> 01:17:10,734
Well, whoop-de-fricking-do.

1554
01:17:10,736 --> 01:17:13,034
But you know what?
Eventually, people need

1555
01:17:13,036 --> 01:17:14,768
a little bit more
than that.

1556
01:17:14,770 --> 01:17:19,703
Everybody's got baggage and
pain and problems, but...

1557
01:17:20,336 --> 01:17:23,002
even Christian Grey
fell in love.

1558
01:17:23,004 --> 01:17:26,434
Yeah, and he was
fifty shades of fucked-up.

1559
01:17:26,436 --> 01:17:27,836
So...

1560
01:17:28,704 --> 01:17:30,300
here you go.

1561
01:17:30,302 --> 01:17:33,735
Book three? I am not sure
we'll survive another one.

1562
01:17:33,737 --> 01:17:36,004
Oh... Oh, God.

1563
01:17:39,503 --> 01:17:40,736
God, I...

1564
01:17:41,169 --> 01:17:44,802
I really am gonna
miss this. Right?

1565
01:17:44,804 --> 01:17:46,970
Oh, honey.

1566
01:17:57,836 --> 01:17:59,637
- Have a good drive.
- Thanks again.

1567
01:18:08,403 --> 01:18:09,502
Ginsburg.

1568
01:18:10,869 --> 01:18:12,899
What's happening here?

1569
01:18:12,901 --> 01:18:16,301
Huh, honey?
What's happening?

1570
01:18:32,002 --> 01:18:34,801
Look at you.
Look at you.

1571
01:18:34,803 --> 01:18:37,169
Yeah, yeah. Look at you.

1572
01:19:03,101 --> 01:19:04,668
You're not taking my calls.

1573
01:19:05,100 --> 01:19:07,268
I don't have
my phone with me.

1574
01:19:13,802 --> 01:19:16,402
Do you know why
I first started on radio?

1575
01:19:16,967 --> 01:19:18,200
No, I don't.

1576
01:19:18,202 --> 01:19:20,033
Because I loved the idea

1577
01:19:20,035 --> 01:19:23,601
of no matter what I said
or what music I played...

1578
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,233
millions of people could just

1579
01:19:26,235 --> 01:19:28,334
turn on their radios
and hear it.

1580
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:34,001
But then as I got older...

1581
01:19:34,367 --> 01:19:36,401
I realized that...

1582
01:19:37,467 --> 01:19:39,299
reaching millions
and millions

1583
01:19:39,301 --> 01:19:41,201
of anonymous people...

1584
01:19:41,835 --> 01:19:43,835
doesn't come close...

1585
01:19:44,135 --> 01:19:47,402
to reaching
just one person you love.

1586
01:19:51,534 --> 01:19:54,533
And I'm...
I'm leaving tomorrow.

1587
01:19:56,866 --> 01:19:58,666
And it got me thinking...

1588
01:20:00,401 --> 01:20:02,364
wouldn't it be nice if...

1589
01:20:02,366 --> 01:20:04,734
you were coming with me
to New York?

1590
01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:09,099
But then I thought about it
and I thought about you...

1591
01:20:10,101 --> 01:20:12,634
and your hotel
and your rooftop...

1592
01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,332
and your inability
to make proper wishes.

1593
01:20:19,167 --> 01:20:22,566
I have no interest
in trying to change you, Vivian.

1594
01:20:24,735 --> 01:20:26,401
I love who you are.

1595
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,533
Rich and independent...

1596
01:20:30,399 --> 01:20:32,233
and a total pain in the ass.

1597
01:20:33,232 --> 01:20:35,933
That does sound like...
like me.

1598
01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:40,065
And here we are,
staring at two paths.

1599
01:20:42,100 --> 01:20:43,799
And I know how I feel.

1600
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:48,168
I know that you're the person
that I want to talk to.

1601
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:52,034
You're the person
I want to listen to.

1602
01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:56,666
You're the person I want
to splash in the fountain.

1603
01:20:59,732 --> 01:21:01,699
You're my person, Slim.

1604
01:21:08,701 --> 01:21:12,133
And I just wanted to know
what you thought about that.

1605
01:21:18,366 --> 01:21:22,032
It's... It's been really nice
seeing you again, Arthur.

1606
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:25,267
I hope you have
a safe trip home.

1607
01:21:45,932 --> 01:21:47,565
- Hi.
- Hi.

1608
01:21:58,565 --> 01:22:02,397
Hi, everybody. I'd like to take
a second to say a few words.

1609
01:22:02,399 --> 01:22:05,496
As most of you know,
I'm Tom Meyers, Jared's dad.

1610
01:22:05,498 --> 01:22:07,530
On behalf of my fiancée,
Cheryl, and myself,

1611
01:22:07,532 --> 01:22:09,064
I want to
thank you all for coming.

1612
01:22:09,066 --> 01:22:11,030
Kate, we're so excited
to welcome you

1613
01:22:11,032 --> 01:22:12,498
and invite you into the family.

1614
01:22:12,798 --> 01:22:16,263
- Jared, we are so very happy for you.
- Thanks, Dad.

1615
01:22:16,265 --> 01:22:20,163
As Shakespeare said, "Love looks not
with the eyes but with the mind."

1616
01:22:20,398 --> 01:22:22,196
How right he was.

1617
01:22:22,198 --> 01:22:23,797
Love takes thought and care,

1618
01:22:23,799 --> 01:22:26,964
and I'm glad that
all the plus columns lined up.

1619
01:22:28,398 --> 01:22:30,696
Kate, you're getting
one of the good ones.

1620
01:22:30,698 --> 01:22:32,665
Aww...

1621
01:22:33,598 --> 01:22:36,531
Sorry, I said I wouldn't
do this. To Jared and Kate.

1622
01:22:38,730 --> 01:22:40,731
Cheers!

1623
01:22:45,764 --> 01:22:46,797
Oh!

1624
01:22:48,365 --> 01:22:50,064
I didn't mean
to do that, sorry.

1625
01:22:50,332 --> 01:22:52,864
Um, as... as few...

1626
01:22:53,165 --> 01:22:54,762
Well, if any of you know,

1627
01:22:54,764 --> 01:22:57,565
I'm Jared's mother,
Judge Meyers.

1628
01:22:58,266 --> 01:22:59,565
Or Sharon.

1629
01:23:00,265 --> 01:23:01,796
I just wanted to say,

1630
01:23:01,798 --> 01:23:04,531
I don't think that's what
Shakespeare had in mind

1631
01:23:04,533 --> 01:23:06,232
when he wrote those lines.

1632
01:23:07,066 --> 01:23:10,131
He was saying Cupid is blind.

1633
01:23:10,464 --> 01:23:13,028
He wasn't saying
that people should go

1634
01:23:13,030 --> 01:23:15,763
think themselves into love

1635
01:23:15,765 --> 01:23:18,363
and a system
of pluses or minuses.

1636
01:23:18,365 --> 01:23:20,262
- Oh!
- But whatever.

1637
01:23:20,264 --> 01:23:23,230
Anyway,
when I look at my son...

1638
01:23:23,730 --> 01:23:26,530
I am so proud of him
because...

1639
01:23:27,097 --> 01:23:30,365
he has had the courage
to put himself out there,

1640
01:23:30,564 --> 01:23:33,530
and he's found someone
to make him happy.

1641
01:23:34,897 --> 01:23:36,597
That's inspiring.

1642
01:23:37,096 --> 01:23:39,895
Even for someone
as old as me.

1643
01:23:42,197 --> 01:23:43,764
The truth is...

1644
01:23:44,564 --> 01:23:47,761
love is not blind,
and it's not a battlefield,

1645
01:23:47,763 --> 01:23:51,564
and it's not the sun or the moon
or everything we load onto it.

1646
01:23:52,764 --> 01:23:56,397
It's just a word
until someone gives it meaning.

1647
01:23:57,731 --> 01:24:00,595
And that's what the two of you
have found in each other.

1648
01:24:00,597 --> 01:24:03,129
In fact, all four of you.

1649
01:24:03,131 --> 01:24:05,198
And we all deserve that.

1650
01:24:05,497 --> 01:24:06,796
Well done.

1651
01:24:07,798 --> 01:24:08,662
Cheers!

1652
01:24:08,664 --> 01:24:10,496
Kate and Jared.

1653
01:24:22,431 --> 01:24:23,996
Hello?

1654
01:24:23,998 --> 01:24:25,495
<i>Miss O'Donnell,
I'm calling to confirm</i>

1655
01:24:25,497 --> 01:24:27,564
<i>that Mr. Riley
has officially checked out.</i>

1656
01:24:27,930 --> 01:24:29,330
Thank you.

1657
01:24:37,730 --> 01:24:39,661
Hi, sweetie.

1658
01:24:39,663 --> 01:24:41,328
Hey.

1659
01:24:41,330 --> 01:24:44,263
What happened? We've been
trying to call all afternoon.

1660
01:24:44,763 --> 01:24:46,528
What,
you're still in a robe?

1661
01:24:46,530 --> 01:24:48,930
Carol's show
starts in an hour.

1662
01:24:49,262 --> 01:24:51,328
I saw Arthur last night.

1663
01:24:51,330 --> 01:24:52,628
Oh, fun.

1664
01:24:52,630 --> 01:24:56,162
No! I broke up with him
once and for all.

1665
01:24:57,396 --> 01:24:58,694
- I did.
- What happened?

1666
01:24:58,696 --> 01:25:00,694
He told me
he wanted to invite me

1667
01:25:00,696 --> 01:25:02,093
to move to New York with him,

1668
01:25:02,095 --> 01:25:04,361
but he realized
he didn't want to change me

1669
01:25:04,363 --> 01:25:06,496
because he loves me
the way I am.

1670
01:25:06,729 --> 01:25:08,293
And he only wants
to talk to me,

1671
01:25:08,295 --> 01:25:09,728
and he only wants
to listen to me.

1672
01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:12,727
He told me I was his person.

1673
01:25:12,729 --> 01:25:15,459
I'm sorry. I mean,

1674
01:25:15,461 --> 01:25:17,860
I'm not actually
following here.

1675
01:25:17,862 --> 01:25:19,093
No, me, neither.

1676
01:25:19,095 --> 01:25:21,894
You said that he loves you...
as you are?

1677
01:25:21,896 --> 01:25:23,594
He doesn't
want to change you?

1678
01:25:23,596 --> 01:25:25,128
And he wanted to know
your thoughts?

1679
01:25:25,130 --> 01:25:28,695
- So you broke up with him?
- Well, yeah, exactly! Duh.

1680
01:25:28,697 --> 01:25:30,397
Are you out of your mind?

1681
01:25:32,228 --> 01:25:33,728
Okay, where is he?

1682
01:25:33,730 --> 01:25:36,893
He checked out
and he's on his way to New York.

1683
01:25:36,895 --> 01:25:40,093
Okay. Okay.
Time to get dressed.

1684
01:25:40,095 --> 01:25:42,493
Yup. That's it, Viv,
you're going after him.

1685
01:25:42,495 --> 01:25:45,427
- Get up, get up.
- No! Oh, my God.

1686
01:25:45,429 --> 01:25:46,827
What time
is his flight?

1687
01:25:46,829 --> 01:25:48,995
- Huh?
- Never mind, I'll figure it out.

1688
01:25:48,997 --> 01:25:51,026
She has to put on
something sexy.

1689
01:25:51,028 --> 01:25:52,926
Everything
she owns is sexy!

1690
01:25:52,928 --> 01:25:56,025
I can't... Oh, God!
It is so yucky,

1691
01:25:56,027 --> 01:25:57,360
and this is so needy!

1692
01:25:57,362 --> 01:25:59,393
Sharon, I am not desperate.

1693
01:25:59,395 --> 01:26:01,093
No, you are not.
You are stupid.

1694
01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:04,627
No, I am not.
You just... You don't understand.

1695
01:26:04,629 --> 01:26:08,360
I know how this story ends,
and I do not like it.

1696
01:26:08,362 --> 01:26:10,659
If he has me,
he's gonna get bored.

1697
01:26:10,661 --> 01:26:12,992
He hasn't seen me naked
in 40 years!

1698
01:26:12,994 --> 01:26:14,759
I know. I'm sorry.
Oh, my God...

1699
01:26:14,761 --> 01:26:17,726
I'm no fool!
I know what happens.

1700
01:26:17,728 --> 01:26:19,460
He's gonna cheat on me

1701
01:26:19,462 --> 01:26:20,993
and leave me
for a younger woman.

1702
01:26:20,995 --> 01:26:22,426
And then
I'm gonna lose everything.

1703
01:26:22,428 --> 01:26:24,094
And it's just...
it's not worth it!

1704
01:26:24,096 --> 01:26:26,494
- Okay, baby, there you go.
- It isn't worth it.

1705
01:26:27,861 --> 01:26:29,828
I'm so sorry.
I'm very sorry.

1706
01:26:29,830 --> 01:26:31,862
But it had to be done,
all right?

1707
01:26:35,228 --> 01:26:38,392
- It's okay.
- His flight leaves in an hour.

1708
01:26:38,394 --> 01:26:40,026
- God, are you sure?
- Yes.

1709
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:41,993
Okay, earrings!
Time to go.

1710
01:26:41,995 --> 01:26:44,327
- Do I look okay?
- Yes, you look great.

1711
01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:45,592
Oh, the girls.

1712
01:26:45,594 --> 01:26:47,792
- You want me to put those on?
- Yep. Go.

1713
01:26:47,794 --> 01:26:50,193
- Okay!
- Go, go, go, go!

1714
01:26:51,861 --> 01:26:54,325
I put a lipstick
and compact in there.

1715
01:26:54,327 --> 01:26:56,194
Oh, that's so great!
Oh, thanks.

1716
01:26:56,196 --> 01:26:59,392
- Oh, my God, do I look okay?
- Yes! Yes.

1717
01:27:00,694 --> 01:27:02,726
- Here we go.
- Bye!

1718
01:27:02,728 --> 01:27:04,295
- Bye.
- Bye.

1719
01:27:07,994 --> 01:27:09,494
My shoes.

1720
01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:11,759
Oh, and Carol, your show!

1721
01:27:11,761 --> 01:27:13,526
Oh, God, don't be ridiculous.

1722
01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:16,192
And Diane...
you're leaving!

1723
01:27:16,194 --> 01:27:19,861
Oh, my God, you're leaving.
What am I gonna do?

1724
01:27:20,227 --> 01:27:21,725
Shoes!

1725
01:27:21,727 --> 01:27:23,927
Oh, God, thank you, guys.
I love you so much.

1726
01:27:28,727 --> 01:27:31,390
To the airport, Mario!

1727
01:27:39,660 --> 01:27:41,493
Okay, that's scary.

1728
01:27:49,161 --> 01:27:51,558
You're gonna do great!
Gonna do great.

1729
01:28:01,461 --> 01:28:05,527
And that was Jed and Leyla
Sanderson performing!

1730
01:28:05,858 --> 01:28:08,726
Hard to believe
she's an anesthesiologist.

1731
01:28:09,327 --> 01:28:11,224
Arthur, it's Vivian.
Call me back

1732
01:28:11,226 --> 01:28:12,728
before you board your plane.

1733
01:28:13,661 --> 01:28:15,594
Mario, are you using Waze?

1734
01:28:16,027 --> 01:28:18,661
Yes, Miss O'Donnell, but I
don't think we're gonna make it.

1735
01:28:24,226 --> 01:28:26,124
And last but not least,

1736
01:28:26,126 --> 01:28:30,726
everyone's favorite chef
and our fearless organizer.

1737
01:28:30,959 --> 01:28:35,657
Dancing a solo will be...
Carol Colby!

1738
01:28:40,526 --> 01:28:42,593
Wait. No, no, wait. Sorry.

1739
01:28:42,826 --> 01:28:44,291
That's not the right song.

1740
01:28:44,293 --> 01:28:46,392
It's supposed to be
"Red, Red Robin Goes Bob, Bob..."

1741
01:28:46,859 --> 01:28:49,525
Oh, shoot.
Meat Loaf? Come on!

1742
01:28:49,527 --> 01:28:50,827
Aw, screw it.

1743
01:28:54,759 --> 01:28:58,425
Oh, my God, she's tap dancing
to Meat Loaf!

1744
01:28:58,427 --> 01:29:00,126
And she's pulling it off!

1745
01:29:41,491 --> 01:29:42,556
Bruce!

1746
01:29:54,526 --> 01:29:57,226
Five, six,
seven, eight...

1747
01:30:22,123 --> 01:30:23,925
Oh, my God.

1748
01:30:26,725 --> 01:30:30,156
My, oh, my!
How about those Colbys?

1749
01:30:31,726 --> 01:30:34,193
A romantic way
to end the show.

1750
01:30:36,858 --> 01:30:40,123
Oh God,
I can't believe you're here.

1751
01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:43,391
I couldn't miss a chance
to dance with my girl.

1752
01:30:43,624 --> 01:30:45,456
- You were incredible.
- No, I wasn't.

1753
01:30:45,458 --> 01:30:47,758
None of our steps
go with Meat Loaf.

1754
01:30:48,158 --> 01:30:51,290
Who needs the steps?
We were dancing.

1755
01:30:57,891 --> 01:31:00,022
I'm sorry. Your cell phone
is poking me.

1756
01:31:00,024 --> 01:31:02,258
No, I didn't bring
my cell phone.

1757
01:31:02,956 --> 01:31:05,689
- Oh.
- You want to go home now? What do you say?

1758
01:31:05,691 --> 01:31:07,257
- I say yes.
- Okay.

1759
01:31:21,324 --> 01:31:22,791
Arthur!

1760
01:31:24,425 --> 01:31:26,258
I thought you left.

1761
01:31:27,157 --> 01:31:28,223
I did.

1762
01:31:30,357 --> 01:31:33,689
I went to the airport
to try to see you.

1763
01:31:37,290 --> 01:31:38,790
Why are you here?

1764
01:31:40,956 --> 01:31:42,656
I realized I...

1765
01:31:42,990 --> 01:31:45,023
forgot to give you back
your penny.

1766
01:31:47,122 --> 01:31:48,924
Why did you go
to the airport?

1767
01:31:50,624 --> 01:31:52,824
I realized
I wanted my penny back.

1768
01:31:53,490 --> 01:31:57,856
See, I tried to live without it
for... for the past 40 years.

1769
01:31:58,724 --> 01:32:00,357
And I didn't like it.

1770
01:32:08,091 --> 01:32:09,923
Do you want
to make a wish?

1771
01:32:11,256 --> 01:32:12,756
I do.

1772
01:32:16,923 --> 01:32:19,323
Oh, my God, you probably
killed someone.

1773
01:32:21,489 --> 01:32:23,189
There's a subroof.

1774
01:32:41,388 --> 01:32:43,987
Nancy in my office,
she's in a book club,

1775
01:32:43,989 --> 01:32:45,553
and I thought
you might like to meet her.

1776
01:32:45,555 --> 01:32:47,924
Well, that's...
that's very sweet.

1777
01:32:48,523 --> 01:32:50,355
Anyone else want
another piece of pizza?

1778
01:32:50,357 --> 01:32:51,356
I have one.

1779
01:32:52,123 --> 01:32:53,422
- Mom.
- What?

1780
01:32:53,424 --> 01:32:54,456
You're not hungry?

1781
01:32:55,423 --> 01:32:56,954
I guess not.

1782
01:32:56,956 --> 01:32:59,420
Well, I mean,
you're probably exhausted.

1783
01:33:00,823 --> 01:33:03,387
It's really not okay that you
drove here all by yourself.

1784
01:33:03,389 --> 01:33:05,554
At your age, Mom, you could
have killed somebody.

1785
01:33:05,556 --> 01:33:07,054
I really don't think so.

1786
01:33:07,056 --> 01:33:08,853
And the fact that you
don't even realize that

1787
01:33:08,855 --> 01:33:10,020
is what is so scary.

1788
01:33:10,022 --> 01:33:11,388
Oh, Jesus! Will you just...

1789
01:33:13,889 --> 01:33:15,989
Please stop, okay?

1790
01:33:16,955 --> 01:33:18,355
I mean, really!

1791
01:33:19,588 --> 01:33:20,887
Oh, my God.

1792
01:33:21,722 --> 01:33:22,888
Okay.

1793
01:33:26,188 --> 01:33:28,955
You know how proud I am
of both of you.

1794
01:33:33,456 --> 01:33:35,887
The greatest gift I think
a parent can give a child

1795
01:33:35,889 --> 01:33:37,287
is to lead by example,

1796
01:33:37,289 --> 01:33:39,586
and I don't think
I did a very good job.

1797
01:33:39,588 --> 01:33:40,887
But your father...

1798
01:33:40,889 --> 01:33:43,487
Oh, my goodness,
he was stable, wasn't he?

1799
01:33:43,489 --> 01:33:45,521
And smart and kind.

1800
01:33:45,523 --> 01:33:47,256
He was just a great dad.

1801
01:33:47,988 --> 01:33:50,488
Fine husband.
And we had a nice life.

1802
01:33:52,689 --> 01:33:56,520
But there's something...
I really have to say.

1803
01:34:01,555 --> 01:34:04,186
There's a man out there
who makes me feel things

1804
01:34:04,188 --> 01:34:06,256
that I didn't think were...

1805
01:34:06,721 --> 01:34:08,021
still possible.

1806
01:34:08,587 --> 01:34:10,352
You know what he does?
He makes me feel

1807
01:34:10,354 --> 01:34:13,119
curious and excited
about the world.

1808
01:34:13,121 --> 01:34:16,385
And maybe things with us
will go bust.

1809
01:34:16,387 --> 01:34:20,255
Maybe my feelings
will be hurt, but that's life.

1810
01:34:21,422 --> 01:34:23,922
And in spite of what
you both seem to think...

1811
01:34:24,688 --> 01:34:27,088
I'm not through
living mine just yet.

1812
01:34:27,687 --> 01:34:29,420
I have things
that I want to explore.

1813
01:34:29,422 --> 01:34:31,719
And guess what? I think
I've earned that right.

1814
01:34:31,721 --> 01:34:36,754
So it's time for all of this
to just stop, okay?

1815
01:34:37,787 --> 01:34:43,385
You both seem to have very, very
strong parenting instincts.

1816
01:34:43,387 --> 01:34:45,485
But do save it
for your children

1817
01:34:45,487 --> 01:34:48,887
because your mother
is doing just fine.

1818
01:34:50,722 --> 01:34:51,887
And...

1819
01:34:52,254 --> 01:34:54,354
I know I'm getting older.

1820
01:34:54,887 --> 01:34:57,287
But I'm still learning.

1821
01:34:57,688 --> 01:35:00,085
And one of the biggest
lessons I've learned

1822
01:35:00,087 --> 01:35:03,254
is not to be afraid
to be happy.

1823
01:35:05,120 --> 01:35:06,787
I love you both.

1824
01:35:07,521 --> 01:35:09,888
But I'm not
staying here anymore.

1825
01:35:11,421 --> 01:35:12,886
Mom...

1826
01:35:15,954 --> 01:35:17,921
Mom! Mom!

1827
01:35:20,487 --> 01:35:21,654
Have fun.

1828
01:35:26,521 --> 01:35:27,985
Love you.

1829
01:35:27,987 --> 01:35:29,654
- Love you, Mom.
- Love you.

1830
01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:39,284
- Drive safe!
- Bye!

1831
01:36:26,019 --> 01:36:27,684
Can I come in?

1832
01:36:27,686 --> 01:36:28,918
No way.

1833
01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,587
- No way?
- No way.

1834
01:36:35,253 --> 01:36:38,419
- What's in the U-Haul?
- Just my overnight bag.

1835
01:36:52,552 --> 01:36:57,485
My inner goddess says,
"Most definitely yes."

1836
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:29,687
Oh. Yeah, yeah,
I see the arms.

1837
01:37:41,839 --> 01:38:41,790
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