Twilight Princess Any% Route

This is written very poorly. This is simply for people who don't know the route.

Back in Time
Shit on Bokoblins with Ordon Sword
Goats
Bo for Iron Boots

Hyrule Sewers
Sword and Shield Skip with Dr. Hugo
Early Master Sword
Leave 2 tears outside Forest Temple

Forest Temple for Early Gale Boomerang
Save warp out of Forest

Collect last 2 tears to clear Twilight
Forest escape LJA
Enter Eldin Twilight for Map warp
Forest escape LJA again
Lanayru Gate Clip with Epona's Ass

Pillar Clip
Lakebed Ooccoo
Ooccoo out
Zora Domain Warp
Ending Blow

Back in Time Equipped
Bublin fight
Eldin Twilight
Lanayru Twilight

Steal bombs from afro chick
Empty bombs and get water bombs in lakebed
Ooccoo out and get real Bomb Bag from Zora's Domain

Ooccoo back to Lakebed
Empty bombs on your way to clawshot
Clawshot and Savewarp
Get water bombs
Boss Key skip in main room
Morpheel

Midna's Desperate Hour
Map glitch for Snowpeak Early
Snowpeak with clawshot
Freezard Clip
Ball & Chain

Warp to Lake Hylia and get letter
Take the cannon and enter Arbiter's
Do shit dungeon for Spinner
RNG Boss

City in the Sky early
Do lots of LJAs
Aerolfos Skip/fight for Double Clawshot
Save warp
Do some more LJAs
Kill a Dragon

Enter Palace of Twilight
Alot of RNG
Kill Zant

Warp to Hyrule
Bonk loading zone at barrier cutscene
Do Barrier skips
Boss Key
Zeldo RNG
Beast Ganon
Horseback
Ganondorf