Edwardo Song 4

Wotty wotty woah woah
Setty setty set set
Limey limey insert the dimey
Jimey Jimey spread the jammy
Ultimatey Adventurey forey TEDDY!

Sponky spanky dat dog is lanky
Mad poggy riccy roccy raccy
Spittin' deez noicey straighty facts
WOAH WOAH GET GO, GO LOW

Edwardo is our hero!

Teddy inny newy lifey
breakingly in hourly
Meddy is on firey
Teddy can'ty rescuey the poorly eyyy eyyy
Teddy dancey dancey, do the prancy prancy eyyyy
Swoogity Swaggity Laggity Loogity

Sponky spanky dat dog is lanky
Mad poggy riccy roccy raccy
Spittin' deez noicey straighty facts
WOAH WOAH GET GO, GO LOW

Edwardo is our hero!

Meddy is deady
But Teddy wanty alivey forevery
He findsy miney in the dicey
Inserty the coin slotty
If hey hey kney kney what he meansy
Deliciousy Creamy Hey Ney EATS!
Swooogity Swaggity Raggity Boogity

Sponky spanky dat dog is lanky
Mad poggy riccy roccy raccy
Spittin' deez noicey straighty facts
WOAH WOAH GET GO, GO LOW

Edwardo is our hero!

WOAH WOAH, TRIPPY DILKY DOLKY DOO
TEDDY DID THE WETTY AND THE POO (ew)
CREAMY MOUTHFUL IN THE TASTE
TEDDY SHATTERY, SILKY GLACE
TEDDY SWOOGITY YOU WON DAT RACE
FALL IN THE LAVA
WINTERY THE FINKERY IN UR BIG FAT FACE

Sponky spanky dat dog is lanky
Mad poggy riccy roccy raccy
Spittin' deez noicey straighty facts
WOAH WOAH GET GO, GO LOW

Edwardo is our hero!

Yeddy yeddy reddy PINKLY PLONKY PLANKY
Reddy reddy yeddy SINKY OOPI DOOPI LOOPY HOOPS
TEDDY GRANDPA FEELING THE BITTERY ANGERY
He's gettey beiggery beiggery whooooaaa
It'sy Trippity trippity in the nighty clubby
We gonny party ally dayyyyyyyy eyyyyyyy
Meddy is alivey righty nowey eyyy
Shey shey comey closery toy toy Teddy eyy
Shey Shey puckery hery lipsy and.....!!!

Toddler: ughhh, what happened? MOM!
Mom: What's wrong sweetie?
Toddler: I went mad.
Mom: oh, it's alright, kids do that quite a lot.

(Mom walks away, the TV shows up)

TV: Do you want a trip of a lifetime?
Toddler: Yeah.
TV: Then buy ACID!

(The acid pops out of the TV and lands on the toddlers hand)

TV: Use it and you'll become smart and you can plan the BEST TRIP EVER!!

Toddler: OK.

(Toddler uses the acid)

.....

Toddler: YEDDY WEDDDY DOOO DA DEEEEEEEEEEE-

The end.