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- L.A. Municipal Court - Tool
- Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court
- This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries
- If after using this system, your question is not answered
- Please, stay on the line
- And a representative will be with you shortly
- [Verse 2]
- If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1
- If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2
- If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3
- If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4
- If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5
- If you are calling from a princess, phone, please press 6
- If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7
- And If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line
- Make your selection at any time
- [Verse 3]
- For information in English, please press 1
- For information in Spanish, please press 2
- For information in Japanese, please press 3
- For information in Chinese, please press 4
- For information in Dutch, please press 5
- For information in Latvian, please press 6
- For information in French, please press 7
- For information in Yiddish, please press 8
- For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay
- [Verse 4]
- If you are responding to a notice from the City Attorney's office, press 3
- To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4
- If you believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person
- Placard or your preferential parking permit was clearly displayed, or
- Your vehicle is disabled, press 5
- For all other traffic related matters, press 6
- Please make a selection at any time
- [Verse 5]
- For traffic school information, press 1
- For payment inormation, press 2
- For court locations, press 3
- For general ticket and warrant information, press 4
- For court appearance and bail information, press 5
- For traffic court appointment information, press 6
- [Verse 6]
- If you need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1
- Unless you have not filled out a DD form 3018, in which case
- Please press 2. To receive a blank DD form 3018, please come
- Down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building during normal
- Business hours. If you have filled out DD form 3018, but have
- Not reported to the City Attorney's office, please press 3
- [Verse 7]
- If you are not receiving physical therapy but have a relative that
- Voted 'no' on Proposition 187 * and have collected a notarized waiver
- From said relative, and have attached said waiver in triplicate to
- Said form, please press 4, unless of course, said relative is not
- A naturalized citizen, in which case, please press 5
- [Verse 8]
- If you are receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen but
- Have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on Proposition 187 and have not reported
- To the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018, please
- Press 6
- [Verse 9]
- Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local
- Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years, in which case
- Press 7. If you have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on
- Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled out and
- Have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called
- In for jury duty, press 8
- Make your selection at any time
- [Verse 10]
- The system is waiting for a touch tone entry
- There is a possibility that you have made an error in
- Selecting your message. Please try again
- The system is waiting for a touch tone entry
- There is a possibility that you have made an error in
- Selecting your message. Please try again
- I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request
- Please call back during normal business hours
- [Verse 11]
- Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court
- This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries
- If after using this system, your question is not answered
- Please, stay on the line
- And a representative will be with you shortly
- [Outro]
- If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1
- If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2
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