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  2. L.A. Municipal Court - Tool
  3.  
  4. Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court
  5. This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries
  6. If after using this system, your question is not answered
  7. Please, stay on the line
  8. And a representative will be with you shortly
  9.  
  10. [Verse 2]
  11. If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1
  12. If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2
  13. If you are calling from a pay phone, please press 3
  14. If you are calling from a car phone, please press 4
  15. If you are calling from a secret-spy phone, please press 5
  16. If you are calling from a princess, phone, please press 6
  17. If you are calling from a car fax, please press 7
  18. And If you are calling from a rotary phone, please, stay on the line
  19.  
  20. Make your selection at any time
  21.  
  22. [Verse 3]
  23. For information in English, please press 1
  24. For information in Spanish, please press 2
  25. For information in Japanese, please press 3
  26. For information in Chinese, please press 4
  27. For information in Dutch, please press 5
  28. For information in Latvian, please press 6
  29. For information in French, please press 7
  30. For information in Yiddish, please press 8
  31. For information in Ig-pay Atin-lay, lease-pay ress-pay ine-nay
  32.  
  33. [Verse 4]
  34. If you are responding to a notice from the City Attorney's office, press 3
  35. To check the amount due on a parking ticket, press 4
  36. If you believe you are ticketed in error because your disabled person
  37. Placard or your preferential parking permit was clearly displayed, or
  38. Your vehicle is disabled, press 5
  39. For all other traffic related matters, press 6
  40.  
  41. Please make a selection at any time
  42.  
  43. [Verse 5]
  44. For traffic school information, press 1
  45. For payment inormation, press 2
  46. For court locations, press 3
  47. For general ticket and warrant information, press 4
  48. For court appearance and bail information, press 5
  49. For traffic court appointment information, press 6
  50.  
  51. [Verse 6]
  52. If you need to make a traffic court appointment, please press 1
  53. Unless you have not filled out a DD form 3018, in which case
  54. Please press 2. To receive a blank DD form 3018, please come
  55. Down to the Los Angeles Municipal Court building during normal
  56. Business hours. If you have filled out DD form 3018, but have
  57. Not reported to the City Attorney's office, please press 3
  58.  
  59. [Verse 7]
  60. If you are not receiving physical therapy but have a relative that
  61. Voted 'no' on Proposition 187 * and have collected a notarized waiver
  62. From said relative, and have attached said waiver in triplicate to
  63. Said form, please press 4, unless of course, said relative is not
  64. A naturalized citizen, in which case, please press 5
  65.  
  66. [Verse 8]
  67. If you are receiving physical therapy from a naturalized citizen but
  68. Have not voted 'yes' or 'no' on Proposition 187 and have not reported
  69. To the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018, please
  70. Press 6
  71.  
  72. [Verse 9]
  73. Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local
  74. Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years, in which case
  75. Press 7. If you have had your eyes tested AND voted 'yes' on
  76. Proposition 187, and have your DD form 3018 filled out and
  77. Have already reported to the City Attorney but have never been called
  78. In for jury duty, press 8
  79.  
  80. Make your selection at any time
  81.  
  82. [Verse 10]
  83. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry
  84. There is a possibility that you have made an error in
  85. Selecting your message. Please try again
  86.  
  87. The system is waiting for a touch tone entry
  88. There is a possibility that you have made an error in
  89. Selecting your message. Please try again
  90.  
  91. I'm sorry, but we are unable to interpret your request
  92. Please call back during normal business hours
  93.  
  94. [Verse 11]
  95. Thank you for calling the Los Angeles Municipal Court
  96. This is an automated system that can handle most inquiries
  97. If after using this system, your question is not answered
  98. Please, stay on the line
  99. And a representative will be with you shortly
  100.  
  101. [Outro]
  102. If you are calling from a touch-tone phone, please press 1
  103. If you are calling from a cellular phone, please press 2
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