The Ballad of Mrs. Skilton's Tulum Adventure

Verse 1:
Mrs. Skilton and Mr. Jean Pierre
From Regina they did depart
On a holistic trip to Tulum
With gay piglets, their new hearts

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 2:
They packed up their RV
And off they went, with pigs in tow
Snuffling and playing, taking it all in
As the wheels turned and the miles did go

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 3:
But in Uranus, Missouri
The RV broke down, what a mess
Mayor Louie Keen offered a hand
Showing them around, giving them a caress

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 4:
They explored Uranus together
Finding fudge and fried chicken too
Mrs. Skilton's elbows grew bigger and flappier
As Jean Pierre savored the taste anew

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 5:
Mayor Keen was so impressed
With their mission of kindness and grace
He helped with repairs and gave them fudge
As they continued on their loving race

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 6:
Crossing the border was a challenge
But they knew their mission was true
With some bribery, they got through
And Tulum was in their view

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 7:
In Tulum, they found a place
Of beauty, love, and acceptance too
Exploring the Mayan ruins
And immersing in the culture, anew

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 8:
They met a witch from Merida
Who was inspired by their tale
She invited them to ceremonies
That would make their spirits prevail

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 9:
Their journey continued, promoting
Acceptance and love, one and all
From mosque to mosque, they spread their word
Making changes, both big and small

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 10:
As they arrived back home in Regina
The imam welcomed them with glee
He was impressed by their mission
And asked to borrow the pigs, with glee

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness
On wings of a pure white dove

Verse 11:
Mrs. Skilton and Jean Pierre
Knew their journey had a higher goal
To promote acceptance and kindness
And spread love to each and every soul

Chorus:
Oh, the trip with the gay pigs
Was a journey full of love
Promoting acceptance and kindness