Thread 42: Stories 76-87

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>Vekir
"Rarity"

"Stitch by stitch hmm hmmy hmm hmm hmmmm~"

Rarity sits in her room, sewing together a dress, humming to herself as she works with her needle and thread. Suddenly the outline of a face pops up from beneath the dress.

>Diamond Princess!

"Wahaha!"

Rarity almost falls back, eyes wide. Vekir pokes her head out from under the dress.

>Was that laugh or scream?

"Vekir, what are you doing under there!?"

>I was sent by the Twience Princess! I am here to inquire of things!

"Pardon?"

>Vekir requires knowledge of what an ambassador is.

"Oh, I'm not exactly sure why she would tell you to find me for this."

>Well it was also said for me to find Apple Princess or Silessia-

"I believe you need elocution lessons, dear."

>-Princess, but they have eyes observing them so I had to come to you. Do you possess the knowledge Vekir seeks?

"Yes, darling, an ambassador is someone who represents their people in matters of diplomacy, essentially they keep the interests of their people in a given country. To put it simply they try to keep things friendly."

>So this job...it means the person would be here.

"Yes?"

>Out of the cave.

"Yeeees?"

>And not in trouble.

"I don't understand what's so difficult to understand about thi-"

>VEKIR MUST ACQUIRE THIS JOB!

"Gah, lou-whoa!"

The helmet of Vekir's armor recedes, her face is a mixture of surprise and abject happiness.

>If Vekir claims this position, I will not be made to go back to the caves! I can stay up here and make everyone Morlock-friends and everyone will be happy, especially me!

"That's one way of looking at it-oh!"

Vekir hugs Rarity.

>Thank you Diamond Princess, your wisdom and counsel are legendary!

Vekir's helmet comes back up and she quickly exits, nearly skipping with glee.

"...I probably should have told HOW one acquires that station. Oh dear."
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>JJ
"Actarius"
'V-Changelings'
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"So, how do you tell who's who?"

>...

"I don't mean that in a 'can't tell you apart' way, I mean in the sense of how do you tell who does what in a hive?"

>Hm? Oh, uh, queen picks it out when we're born.

"Huh. That's... weird. How?"

>Pheromones? I have no idea. All I know is she grabs you, decides what class you're in and shuffles you off. Unless you're a girl, in which case you die.

"...WHAT!?"

>Well, I mean, MY Queen didn't do that, I think... 42 says she came from our hive, but she's got a case of the not-deads... I have no idea. Do you guys know?

'No, and I do not want to know!'

'Seriously, man, shut up! Don't bring it up around her or I WILL HURT YOU!'

'Because YOU may be from the original hive, but guess what? SOME OF US AREN'T!'

'Not only was I not from this hive, I'm a fucking DRONE! I'M A STRAGGLER DRONE! Do you have any IDEA how fucked I would be if she played by normal rules!? No, I'm serious, I would likely be fucked, BY MANTICORES FOR HER AMUSEMENT!'

"...Ow."

'NO FUCKING SHIT, OW!'

'Oh what, like you ponies don't have classism? Oh suuuure, that's why all of the unicorns are in the big shiny white city!'

>...he has a point.

"Hey, no argument there. I mean, let's be honest, that's why you guys are in a ballroom right now and not... like... out there?"

'THANK YOU!'

'Now just say that when Appleprime is in the room, she thinks we're just lazy.'

"Okay."

'...Okay?'

"I don't think it'll really help, but I'll mention it if she asks."

'...Really?'

"Sure, why not?"

'...See, now I just feel bad for scrawling dicks all over your face while you slept.'

"Ah... and that one interviewer's harsh, continued laughter makes much more sense. And also why you were chasing me with that rag."

>I tried to tell you...

"So, uh, no more dickface?"

'What? Don't be stupid, I'm still gonna DO it, I'll just feel bad afterwards.'

"..."

>The fact you are surprised worries me.

"You know, I don't think I am..."
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NCOMAKE!
>42
"SA"
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>...So, uh... my thread was... turbulent.

"Seriously. What fortuitous timing with the war pic, right?"

>At least we got more DnD...

"I mean, just.. wow."

>...At least it didn't last all that long.

"Still. Wow."

>...I wonder what's going to happen when you get one?

"YOU JINXING BITCH!"
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NCOMAKE!
>Chitania
"PJ"
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>Huh. Weird. I only showed up once.

"NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!"
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>Rainbolt Red
'Rainbolt Yellow'
:Rainbolt Green:
/Rainbolt Blue/
-Rainbolt Indigo-


>:/-WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH:/-

'It's not that bad guys, we got some time in partyland!'

>Fuck you Yellow!
:Yeah Yellow, you suck!:
/This is all your fault, jerk!/
-Go drink some bleach, Yellow!'

'Come on, we're Rainbolts, we can't let little stuff like this get us down! There's evil out there SOMEWHERE, and it needs smiting!'

>You... You're right. You've really helped us out today Yellow, I don't know what came over me!

:Wow Yellow, that's the first thing to come out of you that made sense:

/You're the best, Yellow!/

-Go Yellow, woo!-

>Rainbolts, there is a dire problem in our midst, one we need our COMBINED strength to conquer! We've been infiltrated.

>That's right, one of us has been replaced by a DOUBLE changeling!

-GASP! You mean a changeling that replaces changelings?-

'I've never heard of that'

>Likely story, traitor. You've been helpful, confident and kind, you're nothing like the real Yellow! What did you do to him? I swear if he's hurt...

'It's me, I promise!'

:It can't be, you're right Red! I like this guy, he seems pretty cool. Nothing like Yellow at all!

>RAINBOLTS, ASSEMBLE! We must vanquish this cruel impostor!

>Rainbolt Red, the Crimson Blast! HAH

'IT BUUUURNS'

:Rainbolt GREEN! Earth Shaking Strike! WAH!:

'MY LEGS, SWEET HIVEMIND MY LEGS'

/Rainbolt BLUE! The Ocean Splitter! YAH!/

'NOTTHEFACENOTTHEFACE'

-Rainbolt INDIGO! The Nights Warrior! RAH!-

'WHO GAVE YOU A SWORD? CHRYSALIS?! CHRYSALIS HELP SOMEONE GAVE HIM A SWORD!'
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NCOMAKE!
>SA
"Chrysalis"
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>Could you BE in more denial?

"Yes, I could be you, saying "I want no bugbutt, no sir, I do not want to hammer that like it's the nail holding my ship together in a storm", I could do that."

>I'm just saying.

"At least I'm not freaking Diamond Tiara."

>Which is good, I'm pretty sure I would somehow be arrested if you were.

"Mister Shining Armor? Have a seat over there."

>Oh sure, when LUNA does it, everyone thinks it's cute, but when I do it-

"..."

>...Joking. Just... stop glaring. Joooke.
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>2
"Vekir"
'Arana'

>What the heck, I was barely anywhere in this thread, what's going on!?

She glares at the other two in little shirts labled 'New Adorable Order'

"Hahahaha! Vekir and Spider are taking over!"

'Too CUUUUUUUUTE~!'

>We'll see about that, I need facepaint and a baseball bat...
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>SA
"Cadence"
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>You want to tell her we just didn't want her to see all of that... a-hem... 'events' that went down in thread, or shall I?

"You know what? She's putting on the glitter makeup and getting out the squeaky bat. Let's just... wait this one out."

>...Hnnng.

"Hnng indeed."
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>2
"Announcer"

"And coming to the ring, from the Crystal Empire, this! IIIIIS! HNNNNNNGH!"

>What!? Mister, that's not my name! My name's Two! Mister? What're ya twitchin' for!?
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Non-canon preview

>Pinkie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CoWplXbeUw

>This has been a great thread with Fluttershy and RD getting some spotlight. With Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon going to Fillydelphia are they going to run into Metal Deer Rex? Arana spends some quality time with Blueblood now that he's working in the castle. Rarity gives some pointers about magic to Applejack while Twilight's busy looking into that lightening hoof that Sucker Punch still has. Maud swings by and finds Q. Will she eat her? Find out next time in thread 43: Potatojack's Surprise Encounter...and of course, Applejack fan service!
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NCOMAKE!
>Fluttershy
"Dash"
'Pinkie'
~???~
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>O-oh my...

'HRMPH!'

"I can't believe how well this works."

'IT WOULD WORK FOR ME TOO IF YOU GUYS WOULD STOP PUSHING ME OUT OF THE ROOM! It's not fair, this was my ideeaaaa!'

"Sorry, Pinkie, but you know how cut throat this business is. Sometimes you just gotta shove someone out of the way and let someone else do some more shoving. In places..."

>...m-meep...

"...Places you can never take back..."

'Well, it's my turn!'

>NOT IF I GET THERE FIRST YOU BITCHES! I'M SICK OF BEING A NON-CHARACTER! I'M GETTING MORE SCREENTIME NO MATTER WHERE HE WANTS TO PUT IT!

"Not if I get it first!"

'I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!'

>NNNGGGHHHHH!

"NNGGGGHHHHH!"

'NNNNGGGGHHHHHH!'

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'...This is... unexpected. Anything in particular you asked for?'
~I just wanted an action scene, that's all. I didn't get one before.~
'Damn it, Maud...'
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