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  1. >Be the self help troll
  2. Negative thinking doesn't lead to death. Negative thinking is death
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  4. Your name is DANAUS INGSOC and you are an eight sweeps old troll.
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  6. You are constantly HAPPY thanks to the power of POSITIVE THINKING. You know you can over come everything with the right ATTITUDE and seeing the opportunity in every disaster. Power gone out in you HIVESTEM apartment? Opportunity to learn a valuable electrician skills. Highblood pushing you around? You're being given the attention you deserve. You won't let them get you down because every blood color is unique and valuable and special.
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  8. You learned this all from your favourite book NINE RECIPES FOR HIGHLY EFFICIENT TROLLS available for only 198 caegars! The book promises to turn even lowbloods into happy highly PRODUCTIVE members of society. But don't just take the blurbs word for it. Two sweeps ago SOMETHING TERRIBLE happened to you that left you alone, miserable, and penniless. Now look at you, watching the money TRICKLE IN from selling other trolls copies of the book and always with a smile on your face! You too can lead this life for only 198 CAEGARS!
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  10. When you're not out spreading the MESSAGE you like watch film noir and similar things. Sometimes the ending is a big DOWNER though so you make up happy endings in your head. The good guy catches the bad guy no matter how ambiguous they made who was good and evil. Some might say such revisionism is insulting to the intent of the work but you'd say they are suffering from NEGATIVE THOUGHTS. This is also why you use HANDCUFFKIND as a weapon. You're lightly built and pretty fast so you're good at slipping though attacks and slapping the cuffs on an attacker.
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  12. Your CATERPILLAR lusus has been really bugging you lately about what you get up to and you don't think she has your best interests at heart. She doesn't seem interested in your happiness and SELF ACTUALIZATION, she just wants you to tend to the hydroponic farm that takes up most of your hive. Such hard work for so little gain.
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  14. Your trolltag is happilyGuiled and you don't talk with a quirk fnord because that would constrain your individualism fnord fnord
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  16. Name: Danaus Ingsoc
  17. Trolltag: happilyGuiled
  18. Strife: HandcuffKind
  19. Modus:
  20. Lusus: Caterpillar
  21. Quirk: None fnord SECRET MESSAGES
  22. Hive: Hivestem
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