Merle Speed 1

Griffin: That’s a miss, okay, you nimbly dodge out of the way of the electric bear’s swipe. The bear-bear is going to charge up a beam of electricity uh, that he shoots at the ground in your direction and it kinda makes a small explosion. And actually, Imma need - oh Taako, you’re in a different plane, but Merle and Magnus make a dexterity saving throw to get out of the way of this explosion.

Clint: ‘Kay.

Travis: [mumbling] Let’s see… dex.

Justin: I’m laughing my ass off.

[Dice rolling]

Travis: 18 plus 2, that’s a 20.

Clint: 17 plus 1, that’s 18.

Griffin: Fuck me, danger squad!

Travis: Well I switched to my good d8, or my good d20.

Griffin: I guess.

Justin: [cracking up with laughter] Well, I, I like that - don’t go crazy. I got - [wheeze-laughs] somebody dropped a washing machine on me and I got squished into a ghost, so like, it’s not-

[Clint and Griffin chuckling]

Griffin: Yeah.

Justin: It’s not foolproof!

Travis: [laughs] We’re not firing on all cylinders.

Griffin: Everybody, everybody dodges out of the way of both bears’ electric attacks.

-Ep. 53, The Suffering Game, 31:25