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	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*resumes being zonked the heck out*
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Phatthrice: 	*resumes being a question mark
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Phatthrice: 	....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(D) I moved it
Phatthrice: 	I have had my shirt inside out
Phatthrice: 	All day
Phatthrice: 	how did I not notice the buttons were on the wrong side
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	And I assume you have not gone OUTSIDE all day
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	so it affects nothing
Phatthrice: 	I have.
Phatthrice: 	I had a job interview
Phatthrice: 	(HIPPO)
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	......
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	welp
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	don't expect any calls
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*resumes being in-character*
tirkaroKujo: 	SO YES
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.synchtube.com/r/tirkaro
tirkaroKujo: 	I ASSUME YOU ALL GO TO DASLEEP FOR THE NIGHT
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU ALL WAKE UP WITH FULL HP CUZ WHY NOT
"Sven" (Chapton): (( did Quincy died? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	He's upstairs (D)
"Sven" (Chapton): (( *does not see him* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You can't
tirkaroKujo: 	You are not upstairs
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ah. So THAT'S the game you're playing. (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, it is now 7:00 or whatever waking up time of your choice
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*yaaaaaaaawn* *stretches out arms/legs/potato*
	Ike: 	*probably already awake by this time*
	Kaito: 	So Kruschev, would you consider yourself a pessimist or an optimist?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	That was a good sleep.
	Ci: 	*rubs eyes and sits up* Yaaaaaaawn...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	...did none of the others come? Really?
	Ike: 	*am I the only one around here who takes showers, then? (D)*
	Kruschev: 	Vell, I did always look on the bright side of things back in Soviet University see....
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Sen/Ci very well might ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*gets up* Well, let's see what these guys are up to.
Ike: (( clearly there's a water shortage ))
	Kruschev: 	But then POW! Da bombs, they burn them ALL to the ground! Suddenly, Sovalka become DESERT WASTELAND!
Ike: (( so they require you to take baths together ))
	Kaito: 	Oh...well, I'm sorry to hear that.
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Julian has just been staring at Chapton while he slept ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( all night long ))
	Kruschev: 	SORRY? WHY!? DAS BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	'mornin, folks. *pulls up chair*
	Kruschev: 	You know what da apocalypse is? Free food everywhere!
Ike: (( he was a psyche major ))
Ike: (( what ARE those on the table ))
	Kruschev: 	No more pay for rent! Live wherever you please!
Ike: (( they look like giant, badly constructed dominos ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You mean the chessboard? (lolwut)
Ike: (( no, on the long table ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	...books?
"Sven" (Chapton): (( one sec, short lecture hippo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	OBV
Ike: (( MAn I unno, they look exactly the same ))
	Ike: 	*TAKES A FUCKING SHOWER WHILE EVERYONE ELSE PISSES ABOUT*
	Aang: 	Ah! You're awake now Ci!
Ike: (( WHY DO THEY GET THE BIGGER BATHROOM TOO ))
Ike: (( THOSE ASSHOLES ))
	Aang: 	Sorry, but I couldn't make any breakfast this time...I don't think there's anything here...and we didn't bring anything....
	Aang: 	I hope you can forgive me!
	Ci: 	Mmm...*yawn* It's okay Sen. No worries! Sorry I'm such a sloth in the morning *frown*
Ike: (( OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HELL NAW (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*Glasses fall from orbit* Deal with it.
Ike: (( MT: *laughed himself out of his chair* ))
Ike: (( and into a concussion ))
	Aang: 	I-it's okay! Though...I'm not sure what to do now.
	Aang: 	I'm not quite bored yet though. I'm never really bored with you around, thankfully.
	Kruschev: 	From that moment Kruschev become SUPER-OPTIMIST!
	Kaito: 	Huh, that's...one way of looking at it.
	Prince Finne: 	You know what's my favorite season? Winter.
	Ci: 	I kinda feel like I could use a shower...Feel sorta yucky after yesterday.
Sadi: (( Ci: gotta wash out my ears.... ))
	Prince Finne: 	Yeah it may be all chilly and stuff, but it's so much fun seeing all those ice skaters fall to thier doom like that!
	Kyung-won: 	Hey, not funny! That happened to me last December!
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	Prince Finne: 	HAW HAW
	Spirit Finne: 	Man, no wonder they wanted to get rid of ya so bad
	Kyung-won: 	That's it! I'm gonna fry you catfish!
	Prince Finne: 	But I'm a salmo- OH GOD LET GO OF ME
	Kruschev: 	However, you know one thing I can't live without? A good bottle of carbonated soda, that's what.
	Kaito: 	Why that of all things?
	Spirit Finne: 	As opposed to uncarbonated soda?
	Ci: 	*gets up* Least that bed was comfy.
	Aang: 	Yeah, think there should be a shower in the back there. I'll wait for you.
	Aang: 	Hmm, maybe I should take one afterwards.
	Kruschev: 	Because back when Kruschev was leetle lad, he HATE Soda!
	Ci: 	*showers off*
	Kruschev: 	It like every other drink, but it goes out of your way to harm your mouth!
	Ike: 	*done; gets the fuck dressed*
	Kyung-won: 	*Pounding on the fish* Y'know, I never quite got that either.
Ike: (( Russian soda is just made with razors ))
	Ci: 	*comes out wrapped in towel* Much better.
	Kruschev: 	So my leetle mouth couldn't take all dose FIZZLY POPPING BUBBLES ALL AT ONCE
	Sadi: 	*also done; gets the fuck dressed as well* D)
	Kruschev: 	But y'know what happened 10 years ago back during the great Trench wars of Upper Gernard?
	Kruschev: 	Random sniper! Keel my enitre team in span of 10 minutes!
Ike: (( dat 2fort ))
	Kruschev: 	It was just me and da Sniper, me only armed with bottle of Cola given to me by Scout!
	Sadi: 	*cleans room up; we be headin downstairs*
Sadi: (( and this is just the longest short lecture ever, Agi ))
	Ci: 	*sits on bed* All done, it's yours when you need it Sen-chan
	Aang: 	Ah! Well, um...guess I'll go take a shower too.
	Ike: 	Huh...nobody seems to be up...
	Aang: 	Haa.....
	Sadi: 	Maybe they're in another room? Hell, I dunno.
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	Kruschev: 	So I SNEAK up to Sniper's base!
	Kruschev: 	He NEVER saw me coming!
Sadi: (( Kruchev: BETTER ROGUE THAN CI ))
	Kruschev: 	Then I tear him apart with BARE HANDS!
	Kruschev: 	I TAKE HIS TINY LEETLE GUN AND SHOVE IT DOWN HIS THROAT
	Kruschev: 	THEN I TOOK MY BOTTLE OF COLA AND STUCK IT UP HIS ***** ****** *** ***** **** ***** ** ** **** WHILE **** *** ** ****** **** ON HIS *** BACKWARDS!
	Kruschev: 	And now Soda always reminds me of that day! Haha, is good!
	Kaito: 	.......
Sadi: (( the russian word for ass is really fuckin long. ))
	Kyung-won: 	.....huh
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+6+3 = 18 + 6 + 3 = 27 »
	Sadi: 	*presumably heard that* ....what the fuck was he talking about?
	Ike: 	« 1d20+2+1 = 8 + 2 + 1 = 11 »
	Julian: 	ZZzzzzzz
	Ike: 	*I got nothin, cap*
	Prince Finne: 	Hey, Julian, how are you not awake yet?
	Kyung-won: 	Can it Sardine!
	Kyung-won: 	*Paunch*
	Ike: 	What? *looks around*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( well that certainly wasn't as not-long as I thought it was going to be ))
	Prince Finne: 	OWCH! Curse you land-dwellers!
Sadi: (( dammit why does this song have to have lyrics ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ...alright I guess Chappy was sitting at the top table when I mean to pull a chair to the lower one but whatever. *reads what happened* ))
	Julian: 	Ah! What did I do wrong again Prince!
Sadi: (( the vocals are piss, but the tune is kinda nice and jazzy (D) ))
	Prince Finne: 	Hey, now you're awake!
Sadi: (( how the fuck do you even get to that room from here ))
Ci: 	(Sen-chan sure takes long showers...)
tirkaroKujo: 	It's there
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*beep*
	Aang: 	Alright, alright, I'll go get changed now...
	Sadi: 	This way, I heard someone, er, talking, I think. Or growling.
	Ike: 	Fascinating...well, let's check it out...
Ike: (( mm ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*was eating whatever they serve for breakfast at this table then*
Ike: (( Chapton: I think the Rooks have a very robust flavor to them. ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	No rush Sen-chan, I can wait...and they aren't gonna leave without us.
	Prince Finne: 	Speaking of worthless things, look who's at the door! Somebody I do not know!
"Sven" (Chapton): (( well, quite! *sips tea* ))
	Sadi: 	Stuff it, pinky.
	Sadi: 	Shouldn't you be more focused on gettin throttled?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	I'd know that grating voice anywhere.
	Sadi: 	Are you fucking kidding me?! Why are YOU here?!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey, THERE you two are.
	Julian: 	Wah! Welcome you two! Are you staying here as well? Because we're ju-
	Ike: 	Yes, here we are... Have you seen the other two?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Didn't you hear? This is the room we were supposed to take. What's the deal with the private room, anyhow?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Naw, they never showed up.
	Julian: 	Ah! Do you know these people? I'll leave you alone then....
	Prince Finne: 	*Escapes grasp of the Korean Wench* Now that you are awake, it is time for my daily Spine massage, human!
	Sadi: 	W-what?! N-nothing was "with it!" We just...didn't want to be anywhere near you people, that's all!
	Julian: 	Ooh, okaaay....
	Ike: 	...right... But, uh...you said they didn't show up...?
	Kyung-won: 	Grrh, I swear...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Eh, whatever. Yeah, as far as I know they found another hotel or something.
	Aang: 	Alright, I think I got everything together. Now do you wanna check up with the rest?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Came upstairs, talked to fishie over there and some other guy before passing out.
	Ike: 	Hrm...well, they could have gotten a private room too.... I just hope it's something that simple
	Ike: 	.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*was sprawled out over the bed, sits up* Sure, knowing them they're probably asking where we are now.
	Aang: 	Yeah, that seems like something they would do for sure...let's go!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	You people just love throwing money around. Where I come from, a free room is a free room.
	Ike: 	Yes, well, you may need to pinch pennies, but I'm quite alright with paying for a room.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Hrmm...probably in that other room she mentioned...*snoops abut*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*about
	Kruschev: 	DAAH! Vat's with all these people cramming in!
	Sadi: 	Oh, so YOU were the one screamin before.
	Sadi: 	Makes sense, I guess.
	Julian: 	*Still massaging spine* Hello y- OH! Fancy meeting you again!
	Prince Finne: 	WHAT? SOMEONE IS HERE? WHO IS IT HUMAN?
Ike: (( shoulda dyed yer hair ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	and the prodigal daughters returneth!
	Sadi: 	Human? Not a bad insult.
	Julian: 	Uh, it's the two women from before. Y'know, back on Kibarrying.
Ike: (( Kijillsandwiching ))
	Prince Finne: 	Hmm...let's see, two women...Kibarrying....
	Ike: 	...So that's the name of that continent....*adds to map*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Kibarrying? Is that the name of th- oh right you were with them before my first session. ))
	Prince Finne: 	AH! It can only be the ever-lovely human female duo that escorted me from my former kingdom!
	Prince Finne: 	Do not worry, for you shall soon witness the return of the great prince once again!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*must be, I dunno*
	Prince Finne: 	oooh, now rub down there, yeeeessss
"Olivia" (Ci): (( *squirt squirt* ))
	Julian: 	This is getting too low Prince! Too low for comfort!
	Prince Finne: 	DAMMIT I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO RUN YOUR MOUTH!
	Sadi: 	....uhh....*backs away*
	Julian: 	You don't pay me at all!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey, are you two gonna stand around in the doorway all day? Grab a seat.
	Prince Finne: 	WELL I DEFINITELY WON'T IF YOU KEEP ON YAPPIN' HUMAN.
	Ike: 	...would you stop that?
Ike: (( oh ))
	Aang: 	Uh, right. Hmm, it is awfully crowded...
Ike: (( can I have that salamander token ))
Ike: (( wary ))
tirkaroKujo: 	k ror
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*plenty of room over by me, although she probably does not want to be around me*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	We'll meet you guys outside then?
	Salamander: 	*needs restattage for summoning*
	Salamander: 	*goes to do that*
	Kruschev: 	So woman, do you happen to enjoy cooking? Kruschev love cooking!
	Kyung-won: 	COOKING? Are you just saying that because I'm female!?
	Salamander: 	*Right these things are usually humanoid*
	Kruschev: 	Wh-what!? No, I jus-
	Salamander: 	*Congratulations, Chapton, MT, you're as smart as a Typhlosion*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*interest caught, listens in to steal recipe ideas* « 1d20 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 13 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 29 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*perception check... probably not needed really*
	Kyung-won: 	I'll have YOU know that I'm not a remotely stereotypical woman in the slightest! We hardly even exist anymore! I have risen above the expectations society has placed on us, and we're never going back!
	Kruschev: 	So, you can't even make a bowl of Solyanka?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Jeez, lady, it was a simple question. *nods to russian dude* Hey, I'd like to think I'm a bit of a chef myself. What do you specialize in?
	Kyung-won: 	Oh, well I can OBVIOUSLY cook something like that! But don't expect my world to revolve around your needs!
	Kruschev: 	Dass what I like to hear leetle man! I can cook almost as well as I can rip tiny leetle heads!
	Ike: 	What are you arguing about again?
	Kruschev: 	In fact, your comically oversized ears reminds me of a wonderful recipie for classic Sovalka cuisine!
	Sadi: 	Let's just get outta here already....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Alright, but let's keep recipes involving broken bones to the end of the list.
	Ike: 	Right, then. You all coming? @Ci/Sen and Fapton
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Isn't this the way out? ))
	Ike: 	Best to get a head start.
Ike: (( yes ))
Ike: (( but you are just kinda standing there ))
Ike: (( have been static ))
Ike: (( for the past ten minutes ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I've got nothn else to do here so...yep, ready when you are.
	Kruschev: 	*Goes onto explain shitload of great russian recepies that heal half as much as normal, but provide various Power/STR boosts*
Ike: (( >Haze with Str boosts ))
Ike: (( aw lawd ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Gah- coming, coming. Listen, you're part of this tournament, right? If I see you again, we're having a cook-off. Thanks for the tips.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( All of them are made with chocolate so she can't have any. ))
	Aang: 	Guess I don't have much to do here. Let's go!
Ike: (( SHE AIN'T EVEN A CAT (D) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( copy/pasting the Krushev advice so I can "remember" the recipes later ))
Ike: (( dat geislty ))
Ike: (( t* ))
	Lauren: 	Dammit! That'll teach you to simply sneak up on me you fuckin' ghost!
	Geistly: 	I'M SORRRRYYYYYYYYYY
	Lauren: 	*Stomps some more* FUCK OFF!
	Sadi: 	Why can't everyone be like that?
	Pearl Jam: 	Aw shit lady! We're runnin' late! Can't you save this for later?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(Stomping a ghost to death? That doesn't seem physically possible.)
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	Yuki: 	*laughs*
	Lauren: 	Oh fine, you big oaf. Onto....what was that place again?
	Pearl Jam: 	WHO CARES! We just gotta move!
	Lauren: 	Geez..
Ike: (( I assume Joe and Cress are spooning on the couch ))
	Cress: 	So, is your leg okay yet?
	Ike: 	Hm...those were the ones you mentioned, right, Ci?
	Ike: 	Olivia*
Ike: (( dorp ))
	Joestar: 	It's BEEN okay Cress! I can move just fine!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Mhm...the guy with the big blonde hair...she said his name was Elo, s'all we got.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...*sees ghost*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*checks bag for cats*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( wat ))
	Aang: 	Whacha lookin' for now Ci?
"Sven" (Chapton): (( does that make sense in ANY INTERPRETATION OF THE UNIVERSE (D) ))
Ike: (( in-joke ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It does
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ah ))
Ike: (( that thing was looking for some sail---cats ))
Ike: (( in a dungeon ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	No cats, good.
Ike: (( and we had like, a timer ))
Ike: (( and looked all over the fucking dungeon ))
Ike: (( And they were just in Ci's purse the whole fucking time. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ... ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( 2 Unguents of Timelessness; forgot I had those... ))
	Sadi: 	You're DAMN RIGHT I'm not a cat!
Sadi: (( You also forgot you had that cloak of resistance ))
Sadi: (( hippo ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Er...not you.
Sadi: (( And just about everything in my bag (D) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*still not entirely convinced on Haze not being a cat, saves comment for when out of arm's reach*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Bitch has some long ass arms then ))
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+5+3 = 2 + 5 + 3 = 10 »
	Sadi: 	*sad*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( she can make one step and then wreck my shit ))
	Sadi: 	*extendo-nails*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING (D) ))
Sadi: (( sadly only the claws have reach ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( was that even canon? (wary) ))
Sadi: (( no ))
Sadi: (( lol ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( m ))
Sadi: (( Tirk: Yes. ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Just wait till Haze gets Swallow Whole. ))
Sadi: (( HAZE IS NEVER GETTING SWALLOW WHOLE (D) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I'll use Dimension Door inside of her to escape (D) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( if that's possible ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( which it probably isn't ))
Sadi: (( concentration check ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( beca- indeed ))
	Ike: 	Well...let's get out of here, then.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*nod* Right.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	You're telling me. At least it wasn't a complete waste.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*strolls through lobby then*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	...huh. *pokes with foot*
Ike: (( Actually ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Tirk seems to be dead so I'm just gonna walk out ))
Ike: (( I can use GMF on Sen too ))
	Geistly: 	(CRS)
Ike: (( since she only uses her fists ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( *insert generic greetings with Joe/Cress* ))
Ike: (( but I will not ))
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Ike: (( because I ain't got all too many spells bitch ))
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	Sadi: 	*punches chapton away from Hendrix*
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+8+7 = 3 + 8 + 7 = 18 »
"Sven" (Chapton): 	Jesus, lady! What'd I do this time?
	Sadi: 	That oughta teach him...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*will remember to impersonate eventually*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(See if she gets any of this "Russian" food. These recipes look delicious.)
	Ike: 	Ah...alright then....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*splooshes into water*
Sadi: (( BANSHEE TIME ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( how about naw ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Cat's a ? ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( it's like waist deep ))
	Bosozoku: 	Ah! It's rainin' midgets! The end times really are here!
Sadi: (( There ain't no cat here (D) ))
Sadi: (( FUCK YOU TIRK ))
Sadi: (( (D) ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well...now where to?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Bah, whatever. Hey, aren't you the same group that was having trouble with Mr. Magma buster?
	Ike: 	Let's see what we can find out about the Devas...
	Aang: 	*Shrugs* Guess we move on ah- or that, rather.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	How'd you even get your bikes across the river?
	Ike: 	*is now Mr. Magma Buster*
	Bosozoku: 	By jumping. Duh.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well...that''s the problem...we even know where to find them..?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	That would've been fun to watch.
	Ike: 	Well, then that's what we'll find out.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Anyhow, moving right along.
	Ike: 	« 1d2 = 2 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( are they going to mug me or can I walk by ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( hippo ))
	Ike: 	I say we continue on, I suppose...
	Cueball: 	Stop lookin' at us like that, we ain't gonna mug you way out in the open.
	Ike: 	There didn't look to be any important buildings in Pound City.
Ike: (( >mfw Redra is talking to Jill ))
Ike: (( fuck ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(shifty) (I'll make sure to avoid alleyways for a while.)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	So then...which way is onward?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	O hai thar. *drips water all over pavement*
	Sadi: 	Don't come near me!
Sadi: (( *summons cannon; shoots Chapton* ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( And shouldn't I have gotten a reflex check earlier (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	nope
Sadi: (( *repeat until it works* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	standard attack roll
"Sven" (Chapton): (( fiine ))
Sadi: (( it dind't hurt ya anyhow (D) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Oh, stuff it. I needed to hit the market to grab some spices for these recipes anyhow.
	Ike: 	This way, I would think.
	Ike: 	*goes that way*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Lead the way capitano.
	Ike: 	*is that subway there*
tirkaroKujo: 	yep
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*looks down the stairs* Hrmm.
	Ike: 	This looks better than walking...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	...god dammit. *follows so as not to be lost forever*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Looks like a subway.
	Aang: 	A..sub..way? Do you like...nah I can't think of anything.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	It's like an underground train. *nod*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ...probably should have asked this earlier. but how in the hell is my Leather Armor 15 lbs if it's half the size of standard armor ))
Sadi: (( it probably isn't ))
Sadi: (( you probably should have looked that up ))
Sadi: (( hippo ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( since that just leaves me with like 12 pounds maximum carrying capacity ever ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( it didn't mention a size change (crs) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( can we just say it's 10 lbs and call it good ))
Sadi: (( >1 Weight figures are for armor sized to fit Medium characters. Armor fitted for Small characters weighs half as much, and armor fitted for Large characters weighs twice as much. ))
Sadi: (( no ))
Sadi: (( it's 7 pounds ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( excellent no take-backs ))
Sadi: (( or 7.5, whatever ))
tirkaroKujo: 	sure why not
Sadi: (( same goes for weapons ))
	Ike: 	Come on, then.
	Ike: 	*walks into subway*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( so another pound of carrying space. Whoo. ))
	Sadi: 	Never did like these things....
Sadi: (( >another pounds ))
Sadi: (( >you just lost 7.5 pounds or so ))
Sadi: (( or do you mean from your weapon hippo ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Was talking specifically about the shortbow yeah ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( does that apply to ammo? ))
	Sadi: 	Well, not since we stayed in one.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*no idea what "subway" means, follows behind curiously*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Subway Station'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Subway Station'
Sadi: (( IT doesn't mention it as an exception, so yes, it applies to ammo ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( oh heck yeah ))
Sadi: 	all dat battle network
Tokens dropped onto map 'Subway Station'
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	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*SUDDENLY HAS 11 MORE POUNDS WORTH OF CARRYING SPACE*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(These people are just never going to give me the chance to go food shopping, are they?)
	Sadi: 	*bitch I will HUNT our food*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I can spice it up for enchantments apparently ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( (D) ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*stares at frog garbage can* Well...that's a pretty good attempt to make garbage disposal cute.
	Fisherman: 	*Kicks back* Man today was a bitch.
	Sadi: 	Well...it is kinda cute...but why would you want to make it dirty, in that case?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Would be cuter if he like..."om nom nom'd" when you put garbage in there. *nod*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Huh. *looks around* Shiny.
	Police: 	Sorry, but the train has been postponed for a bit. Some difficulties regarding current events.
Ike: (( check the paintings ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Anyway, c'mon you two. We need to buy tic-...or not..
Ike: (( there might be a winning lotto number in there ))
	Ike: 	Hm?
	Ike: 	What happened?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(What's over here...?)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Er, Sven, the tracks are that way!
Ike: (( « 1d100 = 46 » 99 a train hits you ))
Ike: (( you live through today, small one ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Tracks? What, like the train to Kilad?
Ike: (( did Tirk turn off the notification thing again ))
	Police: 	Hmm, some events are going down in Marka city.
Ike: (( he did not ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Sorta...but faster and more squishy.
	Sadi: 	(>faster and more squishy)
	Police: 	Even I'm not quite sure what's going on, re-
	Sadi: 	....wh-what?!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Squishy? What kind of description is that?
tirkaroKujo: 	Suddenly, the sounds of a train rushing in fills the area.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I'm saying...you're gonna be a little yellow smear if you go on those tracks.
	Police: 	Huh? Did they finally sort it out?
	Ike: 	...are you sure about your information?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	And not even from the train, the middle line's got electricity running through it.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	I never did like mustard.
	Chargin' Charlie: 	CHOO CHOO MUFUKKA CHOO CHOO
Ike: (( mustard? (LOLWUT) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Oh hey, looks like the train's here.
"Sven" (Chapton): (( little yellow smear ))
Ike: (( Tirk: SUDDENLY YOU HEAR A CRASH. ))
Ike: (( >Will ))
Ike: (( FUUUUUUUCK. ))
	Will: 	Hey, asshole, I'm workin' this train now!
	Police: 	Wh-hey! You can't do that! How is your little train thing even operating!
	Sadi: 	Heh? Ain;'t that onna the guys who was up on that stage?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I think so...*nod*
	Will: 	Too bad! If people need escortin', you bet your ass I'm gonna escort them!
	Chargin' Charlie: 	CHOO CHOO MUHFUKKA ANYONE GON GET ON CHOO CHOO
Ike: (( Is it REALLY worth having to listen to the monologues ))
	Police: 	Well....fine, just hop on in then....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Well, that was simple enough.
	Sadi: 	Don't mind if I do! Move it, shorty.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	(No tickets? Well okay...)
"Sven" (Chapton): (( SEEMS LEGIT ))
	Will: 	Don't worry , we'll get you there safe and sound.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*hops the turnstyle*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	That brings me back...good times...
"Sven" (Chapton): (( no one senses motive? Well a'ight ))
	Will: 	Alright next stop....wherever this thing goes...
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I don't have it. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Chappy has no reason to suspect him so I'm not rolling ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( didn't even see him onstage (chew) ))
	Sadi: 	*I don't care enough man*
	Sadi: 	*so yeah, we fucked
	Sadi: 	*
	Will: 	Well? What are you waiting for?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*hops on*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey, how fast does this thing go?
	Ike: 	« 1d20 = 5 » *WELL IT AIN'T TRAINED ONLY...*
	Ike: 	*HAHAHANO*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I told you.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Really fast.
	Sadi: 	Faster'n that treadmill.
	Sadi: 	Hold onto your britches, kiddo.
"Sven" (Chapton): (( SO A BILLION MILES PER HOUR YOU SAY ))
	Chargin' Charlie: 	CHOO CHOO TIME TO GO CHOO CHOO
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*does so gratuitously*
Ike: (( SHIT WE'RE ALREADY IN LIMBO?! ))
	Chargin' Charlie: 	*BILLION MILES PER HOUR AWAY*
Ike: (( GOD DAMMIT ))
Ike: (( it just backs up ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( dat whiplash ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It's just moving fage
tirkaroKujo: 	t
Ike: (( Tirk: Ref check to see if you get flung forward ))
	Sadi: 	WHOOOAAA! Hahahaha! I always did like fast things!
	Ike: 	*didn't; holding onto the rails for dear life*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*ears at great risk of being torn from head, covers face with hand*
Ike: (( or whatever those poles are called ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( FAST THINGS EH? ))
Ike: (( that are just there to be "Oh Shit Handles" ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Woo hoo!
	Chargin' Charlie: 	Skoooooooooooch
"Sven" (Chapton): (( just the EXACT SAME MAP, but flipped (XD) ))
	Aang: 	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH oh okay it's over haaaaah....
	Will: 	Alright, here's your stop! Well that was fun!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	That... ha! That -WAS- fast, wow.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	We are taking this thing next time.
	Ike: 	Good....agh...(glad I ain't got no heart to pop outta my chest)
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*hop down*
	Ike: 	*steps out; almost falls*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Phew....
	Sadi: 	Aww...is it really over already?
	Police 1: 	Hey! That speed was way beyond legal limits Will! I didn't put you in charge of this temporarily for you to kill everyone!
	Ike: 	...
	Will: 	Yeah, yeah, no fun allowed, I hear you.
	Police 1: 	I swear, you Rocket types.....
	Ike: 	Wait a second! Weren't you on that stage...? Could you tell us where the Devas are? *has the intelligence to ask*
	Will: 	*Brushes off hat* Ah, the Devas? Good thing you came here then. The nearest one is just right off this station, to the left, and then down some more.
	Will: 	He operates in this fancy theatre place. Classy guy.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( OH CHRIST NO. ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( It's all coming back to me now D: ))
Sadi: (( PEEEEEEEEENIS ))
Sadi: (( We fucked. ))
Sadi: (( We gonna get trolled so hard. ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey, sounds good to me! Let's go check out this Deva then.
	Will: 	Hi ho Charlie! Awaaaaaay!
	Ike: 	Thank you, then...
	Will: 	Yeah, don't mention it pal.
Ike: (( Sen: *splat* ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Mornin', officer. *digs through trash unembarrassedly*
	Sadi: 	What the fuck do you think you're doing?
	Sadi: 	There's no heroin or anything in there.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	what does it LOOK like I'm doing? *resumes digging*
tirkaroKujo: 	You find a bunch of empty wrappers, a half-eaten cheeseburger, and 1 gp
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...Gross
	Sadi: 	Why did we take this thing along and not that bartender guy?
	Sadi: 	His ghostly ass was more normal that this fucker.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*takes a wrapper* There we are.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*pockets*
	Ike: 	.....
	Ike: 	I don't even care anymore, let's just get out of here.
Ike: (( Chapton: *hands the wrapper to Neville* ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( "You're an impressive specimen. Now, let the experiments begin!" ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( wrapper just later turns out to have incredibly plot-relevant writing on it ))
Ike: (( And yes I just implied Chapton was a mentally retarded middle-aged woman (D) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I have no idea what you're even referencing, so tipsy ))
Ike: (( And yes Relius is going to rape us ))
Ike: (( Harry Potter (CRS) ))
Ike: (( why am I the only one in MYM who READS (D) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( *doesn't remember any mentally-retarded middle-aged woman* ))
Ike: (( Neville's mother ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Ready whenever you lot are.
Ike: (( in the fifth book ))
Ike: (( (D) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I remember hating the fifth book ))
Ike: (( you monster ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You exit the subway, which for some reason leads to an area filled with green, sparsed with a few buidlings. Spawn on upper right.
Phatthrice: 	................
Phatthrice: 	OH
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Top rig-? ))
Phatthrice: 	FUCK
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Tokens dropped onto map 'IT BEGINS'
Tokens dropped onto map 'IT BEGINS'
Tokens dropped onto map 'IT BEGINS'
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	.......down a ways......?
Phatthrice: 	Oh upper right okay
"Sven" (Chapton): (( gonna take a piss real quick like ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Good
tirkaroKujo: 	Cuz I gotta take a shit
Phatthrice: 	Thought we were going to start at the bottom
Phatthrice: 	and have to fight Delphi
Phatthrice: 	Actually we're going to end up fighting Delphi anyhow
Phatthrice: 	Because once Jubei comes back Karkand is going to kill us all
Phatthrice: 	And I will brb with a cola
"Sven" (Chapton): (( (pty) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Cat's a ? ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( right, I should probably shoop a good kitty Haze token for that pose as well ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( for when I slip cat ears on her head (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	aaand hold on a sec some complications arose
tirkaroKujo: 	ie, some other faget is using the bathroom
Phatthrice: 	hippo
Phatthrice: 	Tirk just shits in a sock
"Sven" (Chapton): (( got a turtle head pokin' out ))
Phatthrice: 	also MT, you should have watched that trailer, Bianca's not as fat lookin
tirkaroKujo: 	OKAY, finally done
tirkaroKujo: 	As that particular faget had the nerve to have an upset stomach
Phatthrice: 	m
Ike: (( mfw it was just Tirk's Dog ))
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+6+3 = 1 + 6 + 3 = 10 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( *makes her a member of the midnight crew* ))
	Sadi: 	*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE*
tirkaroKujo: 	The streets are gentle, the grass is shining, surely nothing can go wrong at all
	Ike: 	« 1d20+2+1 = 3 + 2 + 1 = 6 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 17 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 33 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( haha suck it ))
	Ike: 	*FUCK ME WITH A RAKE WHY DON'T YA MAPTOOL*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3+10+1 = 17 + 3 + 10 + 1 = 31 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Ooo, purdy good roll ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You two notice that there seems to be a man sticking his face out of the bushes, looking ready to strike something
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d20+4 = 2 + 4 = 6 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Any of you see that?
tirkaroKujo: 	He however does not notice you
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	The face? *aside*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*motions towards aforementioned person dude*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*hopefully Haze/Hendrix are now capable of seeing things*
tirkaroKujo: 	Not at all
	Sadi: 	What?
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Where is he exactly, move me to where we saw it plz ))
	Sadi: 	I don't trust Bart one little bit, Ci, you really see anything?
"Olivia" (Ci): (( kay ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	See where the sign is? There's a guy hiding right behind it...in the bushes.
	Sadi: 	....
	Sadi: 	The fuck?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(tipsy)
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	I guess cats don't have that good of vision.
	Sadi: 	STOP CALLING ME THAT!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...eep...
	Ike: 	*I'm in the way, you lucky bastard, or you'd be missing a face about now*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*that is why I said it right then*
	Aang: 	Guys, I'm starting to think she doesn't really like being called that.....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	What, she's the one who bought the cat suit. You'd think she likes the little buggers.
	Ike: 	*splashes Liquid Ice on Chapton*
Ike: (( it doesn't actually damage you I don't believe ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	(I sorta like not being Haze's punching bag anymore...Sorry gnomey...)
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*shuts eyes reflexively*
Ike: (( or wait no ))
	Ike: 	« 1d6 = 4 »
Ike: (( (CHW) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Pretty much
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey, cut that out. We've got more important things to deal with than attacking eachother.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Who even IS he? What's he doing here?
	Ike: 	Well, then stop messing with my wife. *looks over* And I still don't see anyone.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	...dang, that's cold. *shivers*
	Ike: 	Stand still too long and you'll freeze to the ground
	Ike: 	.
Ike: (( brb ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	W-..wife? When did that happen??
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Wait, your WHAT?! *begins jumping back and forth *
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I can do this all day ))
	Aang: 	Aah...well I always thought thier relationship was a bit...close.
	Ike: 	Well... not officially, yet, but not exactly for lack of trying. We've just been busy since we came here.
	Ike: 	And it wasn't exactly allowed in our homeworld. I...thought it was obvious?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Ah...thought you guy got hitched without inviting me. *puffs up cheeks*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Chapton right now ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKSV7LNRzmc ))
Sadi: (( mips ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	How does that even work? Didn't you summon her or somethi- man, I don't even know. That's just weird.
	Sadi: 	Uhh....n-no...not yet..@Ci And shut up, Chapton!
	Ike: 	*WHAT CAN I HIT CHAPTON WITH*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	S-..SO! How about we figure out what that guy up ahead is up to! *changes subject from murdering Chapton*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(How long am I going to have to keep moving? Bah, not like he'd give me a straight answer.)
	Ike: 	*GREASE*
Ike: (( clearly I should use a move action to interfere with his save ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*assumes you did so when I was moving forward, and thus I slide forward into the guy
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*(chew)*
Ike: (( clearly ))
Ike: (( you quick-freeze to the gorund ))
Ike: (( and we leave you there ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( *slides forward into the concealed guy unless Tirk says otherwise* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure why not
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	whooooooa!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	.......*sighs heavily and shakes head*..
	Ike: 	What? I warned him. Prick.
	Joseph: 	D'OY!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Well, how d'ya do?
	Joseph: 	DANGIT! AM I BEIN' AMBUSHED!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well...that's one way to get their attention...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*falls on ass due to grease spill*
	Sadi: 	Ghr...would have liked to have done it myself...but thanks.
	Sadi: 	« 1d6 = 5 »
	Joseph: 	Aw! Crap! Well, it may be a bit too late to tell you, but dis here a stickup, yasee!
Sadi: (( Alchemist's Ice is still active (Chew) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*from between legs* A stickup?
	Joseph: 	I'm 'ere to rob youse of your Badges! That's what!
Sadi: (( though you would have to be standing really still for it to actaully freeze you to the ground anyways ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Sorry to disappoint.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Don't have any yet.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Could you help me up? It's a bit slippery
Sadi: (( now if you were stnading in water you'd be right fucked ))
	Ike: 	What is he even doing over there?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*tries to stand, dex check I guess* « 1d20 + 3 = 17 + 3 = 20 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*yeah I stand*
	Joseph: 	Dammit! Shuddap! Fine, guess I'll hafta make do with your money, punks!
Ike: (( no ))
Ike: (( standing up is a move action ))
Ike: (( that provokes AoO ))
Ike: (( (CHEW) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( we haven't even rolled for init yet ))
Ike: (( surprise round ))
	Joseph: 	« 1d20+13 = 8 + 13 = 21 » Now get your butt outta here, gnome!
"Sven" (Chapton): (( m ))
Ike: (( And either way AoO take place at any time ))
Ike: (( lol ))
	Joseph: 	« 1d8+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »
Ike: (( he just kicks him back to Hendrix ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( can that slide me back? (hmm) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*oof* Wheeeeeee!
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Punt him like a kickball ))
	Joseph: 	« 1d20+4 = 17 + 4 = 21 » *init* Now, if you ain't gonna hand it over, I'm gonna hafta get ugly!
	Sadi: 	My turn! « 1d20+8+7 = 15 + 8 + 7 = 30 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey, that guy's kind of a jerk.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Go hurt him.
	Sadi: 	*punts Chapton*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3 = 10 + 3 = 13 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Nyoro~n ))
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+3+4 = 19 + 3 + 4 = 26 »
	Sadi: 	*SUCK IT*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*oof again*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Miss me?
	Ike: 	« 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
	Aang: 	« 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 » Eeehhhh...
	Sadi: 	« 1d6+7 = 6 + 7 = 13 » *for damage to Joey/Chapton*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 3 = 6 + 3 = 9 » *init*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*nah*
	Sadi: 	*From using chapton as a football*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Somehow going second with that roll ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Trololololo ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Excluding him of course ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	man, this is going to leave a bruise.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Probably several.
	Ike: 	*Can I make a Readied Action to use a spell on Haze*
tirkaroKujo: 	Haze, Joseph, Ci, Chapton, Hendrix, Sen
	Ike: 	*Actually just a fuckin spell*
Ike: (( Don't know if they work that way, I unno ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No it's a spell what are you dumb
tirkaroKujo: 	Wait your turn
tirkaroKujo: 	Hmm, but maybe...
Ike: (( spells work fine for readied actions lol ))
Ike: (( but I think I have to do it on my turn anyhow ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Seems so
	Sadi: 	*can only move that far*
	Sadi: 	*AoO*
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+8+7 = 5 + 8 + 7 = 20 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*has Mwk dagger, so is totally flanking him now*
Sadi: (( does that hit? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope
Sadi: (( sad ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( dunno how flanking works ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( do you get a bonus to hit? ))
Sadi: (( you have to be on exact opposite sides ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( m ))
Sadi: (( like that ))
	Joseph: 	« 1d20+13 = 6 + 13 = 19 » Dammit lady! Why you gotta be tryin' to claw me like that!?
	Sadi: 	*nope*
	Sadi: 	*what did he even attack with*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	S'cuse me Red, should prolly help her out...
	Joseph: 	*Barb-covered dueling sword*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Just makes it ))
	Sadi: 	Why the fuck are you attacking me with THAT fore?!
	Sadi: 	-e
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3+7 = 18 + 3 + 7 = 28 »
Sadi: (( don't think it's a sneak attack sadly ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Crit bitches ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( does he get AoO ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( waru ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No
Sadi: (( No ))
tirkaroKujo: 	She moved into his threatened area
Sadi: (( only moving out of threatened squares ))
tirkaroKujo: 	but did not move out
Sadi: (( it's just that Haze has Reach ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( due to b- ah. ))
Sadi: (( (HIPPO) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( okey doke ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	In your face! « 1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( can I roll a few squares? (hmm) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( or do I have to be standing up to move at all ))
Ike: (( just get up as a move action, take the AoO to the cunt, and shoot him with an arrow ))
	Joseph: 	Nyeeeeeeeeh, ow! I'll pound your face in broad!
Ike: (( actually ))
Ike: (( you're Prone ))
Ike: (( just shoot him ))
Ike: (( wait, nvm ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Performance would be better considering I'm a bard ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( and I can do that on my back ))
Ike: (( I don't think you can use bows while prone (HIPPO) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*rolls away out of his reach*
Ike: (( that... ))
Ike: (( Wait ))
Ike: (( five-foot steps don't provoke AoO ))
Ike: (( but you can't move any more ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I'm okay with this ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Pretty much
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Here's a battle tune, ladies! *begins playing to harmonize current Synchtube*
Ike: (( never ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*inspire Courage and such*
tirkaroKujo: 	Hendrix's turn
Ike: (( I forgot how gdlk Readying actions was ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*SLOWLY FREEZES TO GROUND* (D)
Ike: (( what all can even trigger a readied action ))
Ike: (( I assume you could just literally say anything ))
tirkaroKujo: 	whonoz
Ike: (( like, moving (LOLWUT) ))
	Ike: 	*I'll just go with like, attacking*
	Ike: 	*which actually LOWERS my init because Sen is the next one to attack hippo*
	Aang: 	« 1d20+12 = 18 + 12 = 30 » ATTTA!
	Ike: 	*so yeah, Haste on everyone*
	Aang: 	« 1d10+4 = 1 + 4 = 5 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( don't forget your +2 ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( (chew) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*Does so*
Ike: (( and the +1 from Haste ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( buffs, buffs all around ))
Ike: (( also you forgot the +2 from inspire competence on the attack roll I think ))
Ike: (( damage* ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( *both ))
Ike: (( So yes, MT ))
Ike: (( if you ready actions ))
Ike: (( your initiative actually changes to be 1 higher than whoever set it off ))
Ike: (( which is pretty helpful ))
Ike: (( at least for Sneak Attackers ))
Ike: (( since it makes it tougher for people to run away ))
Ike: (( you just kind of have to set a condition, like "moving" (HIPPO) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	HAZES TURN JEEZ
	Sadi: 	*right*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( So we have +one to AC because of Haste, right? ))
Sadi: (( yep ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Any +'s from agi ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( to damage and to attack yes ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( +2 ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Coo'. ))
Sadi: (( also +1 on attack rolls from Haste ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( and a save bonus which I doubt will apply any time soon ))
	Sadi: 	*power attack* « 1d20+2+1+8+7-3 = 7 + 2 + 1 + 8 + 7 - 3 = 22 » « 1d20+2+1+8+7-3 = 9 + 2 + 1 + 8 + 7 - 3 = 24 » « 1d20+2+1+8+7-3 = 19 + 2 + 1 + 8 + 7 - 3 = 34 » « 1d20+2+1+6+7-3 = 9 + 2 + 1 + 6 + 7 - 3 = 22 » « 1d20+2+1+6+7-3 = 6 + 2 + 1 + 6 + 7 - 3 = 19 » « 1d20+2+1+8+7-3 = 7 + 2 + 1 + 8 + 7 - 3 = 22 »
Sadi: (( do any of those hit ))
Sadi: (( I assume not ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I'd hope 5 do ))
tirkaroKujo: 	5 hit
	Sadi: 	« 1d6+1d6+7+6+2 = 3 + 2 + 7 + 6 + 2 = 20 » « 1d6+1d6+7+6+2 = 6 + 1 + 7 + 6 + 2 = 22 » « 1d6+1d6+7+6+2 = 4 + 2 + 7 + 6 + 2 = 21 » « 1d6+1d6+7+6+2 = 4 + 3 + 7 + 6 + 2 = 22 » « 1d6+1d6+3+3 = 3 + 2 + 3 + 3 = 11 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( jesus ))
	Joseph: 	Gah! That's it! Now go Dri- URK!
	Sadi: 	>dead
"Olivia" (Ci): (( HOLY SHIT ))
	Joseph: 	1600 blood exp
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	...
Sadi: (( Chapton: *rethinks taunting Haze* ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*rolls head towards Haze*
	Drill Dozer: 	*Drills outta the ground* YES, AMBUSH RE-
	Drill Dozer: 	.....aw well, shit.
	Sadi: 	Urh....rrrh...
	Drill Dozer: 	I'll uh, leave you alone now. EEP!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Jeez, that for a common thug?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...huh...
	Sadi: 	Well, that...that was...not intentional...
	Ike: 	...Good lord....
	Aang: 	(SHOCK) How...gruesome....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	...
Ike: (( he's just in a million tiny pieces ))
Ike: (( oddly enough what killedh im was being slapped by her wing ))
Ike: (( and not even the claws ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*plays a little elegy type thing of gnomic origin*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*still on back*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Welly...well well...this is typically the part where you're supposed to get the hell out of here.
tirkaroKujo: 	He's at -73 HP
	Ike: 	....
tirkaroKujo: 	He pretty much is
Ike: (( WHAT?! ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( *spittake* ))
Ike: (( that was indeed 96 damage ))
Ike: (( so he had like, 23 left ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*holds arm out to Ci* Pull me (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	indeed he did
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...*helps up*
	Ike: 	Come on...let's get out of here....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Well, that's less fun. *dusts off*
	Aang: 	Yeah this...doesn't look so good...urgh, think I'm gonna be sick....
	Sadi: 	Uhh....y-yeah...
Sadi: (( Well, that's one way to get Sen's lesbian ass off my back ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(Man, that very easily could have been me)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*walks past* These things happen, Haze. You at least have the benefit of doing it unintentionally...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(still could be (hmm))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( yeah I assume none of us are assholish enough to loot that body ))
Ike: (( what body? ))
Ike: (( (HIPPO) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	^
"Sven" (Chapton): (( indeed ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( *those remains ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( *CHALLENGE ACCEPTED* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Maybe if this was fallout
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Haze got that bloody mess perk ))
tirkaroKujo: 	indiid
"Sven" (Chapton): (( that also has to be the first time I have actually felt -guilty- about killing someone in a vidya game in a long time ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( so gg on that ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( You didn't even touch him though. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I know. ))
	Sadi: 	*OH, WELL THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER, ASSHOLE*
tirkaroKujo: 	Tirk Pathfinder is indeed a vidya game
	Ike: 	Well, we shouldn't dwell on this too much.. Nothing good would come of it... Let's go...
tirkaroKujo: 	It has a 2.2 rating on metacritic
"Sven" (Chapton): (( well what do they know ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Perception
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+1+3+10 = 10 + 1 + 3 + 10 = 24 »
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+5+3 = 9 + 5 + 3 = 17 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*reads sign instead*
	Ike: 	« 1d20+1+2 = 5 + 1 + 2 = 8 »
Ike: (( MOVED OUT OF A THREATENED SQUARE, AoO (D) ))
	Buffalo: 	*Sure why not*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( YOU CAN'T DISEMBOWEL EVERYTHING YOU COME ACROSS ))
Ike: (( does it actually look mean ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( YOU ASSWIPE ))
	Buffalo: 	*I AM ABOUT TO CHARGE INTO CI*
	Buffalo: 	*HORNS AND ALL*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*screams*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Reflex? ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( proceed with the disemboweling* ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
	Buffalo: 	*SO YES, I AM NICE AND FRIENDLY*
	Ike: 	nope, pardner*
	Sadi: 	*do I get one*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( can you really use those claws with the same enthusiasm ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( considering what just happened (D) ))
Sadi: (( It only really bothered her causei t surprised her ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Refrex? ))
Sadi: (( She kind of used to do that shit all the time, as did Hendrix ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sign: V Peso City. Further is Marka City
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3+10 = 8 + 3 + 10 = 21 » *rorrs refrex*
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, roll refle-
tirkaroKujo: 	You pass
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*the hell do Markas even come from*
Sadi: (( Germany ))
Sadi: (( I think ))
Sadi: (( unless those are just Marks ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*backflip* Gah..!
tirkaroKujo: 	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_marka
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*turns back from reading sign* Peso City's up ahead, whatever that mea- whoa!
Sadi: (( m ))
	Buffalo: 	*NOW you get one*
	Sadi: 	*AoO* « 1d20+8+7 = 11 + 8 + 7 = 26 »
	Sadi: 	« 1d6+1d6+7 = 2 + 1 + 7 = 10 »
	Sadi: 	Dammit, why is everything attacking us todaY?!
	Sadi: 	*gets another, lolza*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(Just keeep running.)
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+8+7 = 15 + 8 + 7 = 30 »
	Sadi: 	« 1d6+1d6+7 = 6 + 5 + 7 = 18 »
Sadi: (( >gets another ))
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+8+7 = 15 + 8 + 7 = 30 »
Sadi: (( reach is gdlk ))
Sadi: (( get Lunge (D) ))
	Sadi: 	« 1d6+1d6+7 = 5 + 1 + 7 = 13 »
	Buffalo: 	*Rams into tree* « 1d6 = 5 »
Sadi: (( just knocks itself out after all that ))
	Buffalo: 	1000 exp, d'oh
Sadi: (( Tirk: lesson learned: Never charge through ))
Sadi: (( also Ci got an AoO too ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed she did
tirkaroKujo: 	too late
tirkaroKujo: 	though
	Aang: 	That was...sudden.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Over already?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Well, whatever. Peso City up ahead, then Marka City. Whatever that means.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	That was...close....barely even see it coming...
	Sadi: 	Hmph. I'm not gonna let anything get to you.
	Sadi: 	*obviously excepting Chapton*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	'daw- welp
	Aang: 	Yeah...thanks for that.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*sightly taken back* Well uh...thank you Haze! *smile*
	Sadi: 	...what, did you think I was just gonna let the thing run you over?
	Sadi: 	I ain't that heartless...
Sadi: (( Chapton: That bloody mass up there begs to differ ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Of course not..! I didn't mean it that way...
Ike: (( Chapton: *joins that bloody mass up there* ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*does not want to become a SECOND bloody mass*
	Ike: 	Let's get out of here before anything else shows up....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*climbs over buffalo*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Come on, don't be so paranoid, what else could there possibly be-
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*water*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*scared shitless*
	Sadi: 	*flies down*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3+1+10 = 9 + 3 + 1 + 10 = 23 »
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+5+3 = 12 + 5 + 3 = 20 »
	Sadi: 	[20+1
	Sadi: 	« 21 = 21 »
Sadi: (( (D) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 17 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 33 »
	Ike: 	« 1d20+1 = 6 + 1 = 7 »
	Ike: 	« 7+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »
	Sadi: 	Water's just fuckin everywhere around here, ain't it?
	Ike: 	They probably did it on purpose...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Weren't we at a desert at first?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	man, I'm starting to miss it already.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	......that is one big ol' fish...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	fanged muscle tubes of the deep
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	can't trust 'em longer than they can survive on land
	Sadi: 	It's a damned fish, if we can take a buffalo, we're fine.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Just sayin
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Looks like it could eat like four Chaptons in one mouthful.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*nod*
tirkaroKujo: 	HERP, forgot I put these on the invisible layer
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Oh screw you, don't make it any worse than it already is.
	Ike: 	Yes, well, luckily, four Chaptons only amounts to about half of us.
	Ike: 	one of*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Not exactly in prime shape as it is, what with the tennis session I was forcefully part of
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	ANYWAY...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	you know, the one where I was the ball
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I wonder if that's the Deva place...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	so yes, screw you guys, I'm just going to run.
	Ike: 	Dumbass.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( RUN STUBBY, RUN! ))
Ike: (( sure Hendrix said that, why not ))
	Dokfish: 	*Reflex save*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( >MFW NAT ONE ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*crap don't I get a higher save now that I'm at 10, I forgot about that*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*it is indeed 7 now*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 7 + 3 = 3 + 7 + 3 = 13 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*screw you too*
Ike: (( Sorry, bucko ))
	Dokfish: 	« 1d20+11 = 15 + 11 = 26 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( *Mario game over usic* ))
	Sadi: 	Sweet, sweet justice.
	Dokfish: 	« 1d8+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »+grab
"Sven" (Chapton): (( that better not h- ah. that's alright then. ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*glub glub*
Sadi: (( Chapton does indeed just die ))
	Ike: 	Oh, really? I have to? Fine....but he'd better shut up from now on...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*aims crossbow* Bad fishy! Bad! « 1d20+3+7 = 1 + 3 + 7 = 11 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Nyope ))
	Ike: 	*Create Pit*
	Dokfish: 	« 1d20+9 = 13 + 9 = 22 »
Ike: (( Welp, you dead ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*stabs the SHIT out of the fish with Mwk dagger, right in the mouth (D)*
	Dokfish: 	*Yeah fuck off whore*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 7 + 1 = 7 + 7 + 1 = 15 »
	Sadi: 	I'm not helping him.
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ahaha nope ))
	Ike: 	I...don't really blame you.
	Dokfish: 	« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 » init I guess
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Woo... ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 3 = 14 + 3 = 17 »?
	Aang: 	« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 » Ah..I hope he'll be alright...
	Ike: 	« 1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 »
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+3+4 = 8 + 3 + 4 = 15 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( what's she even doing (D) ))
Sadi: (( nothing ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( she shouldn't be helping ))
Sadi: (( (CHEW) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( mips ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( can I dimension door my way out, does that even work ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Chapton, Haze, Sen, Ci, Dokfish, Hendrix
"Sven" (Chapton): (( am I inside the fish or being bitten ))
	Ike: 	*okay.jpg*
tirkaroKujo: 	Being bitten
"Sven" (Chapton): (( well piss ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Slow I guess? ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*slow I guess*
	Dokfish: 	« 1d20+6 = 17 + 6 = 23 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( WELL SCREW YOU TOO ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( (XD) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(cry2)
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Chapton: RIP 2000-2000 ))
Ike: (( wait, what save is Slow ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Will ))
Ike: (( Will? ))
Ike: (( okay...it has a high Will save and a high Reflex save... ))
Ike: (( Fort it is then ))
Ike: (( as soon as it's my turn. ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Haze/Sen go ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Haze: *looks at clouds* ))
	Sadi: 	*watches Chapton die intently*
Sadi: (( She can... ))
Sadi: (( Throw a rock ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ninja-kick the trees over ))
Sadi: (( for pretty good damage since she's a Monk of the Empty Hand ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( dominos (D) ))
Sadi: (( actaully she can do a Flurry of Blows with rocks ))
Sadi: (( and I think make them all use her Unarmed damage ))
Sadi: (( I think they can use Ki for that ))
	Aang: 	« 1d20+12 = 15 + 12 = 27 » Guess I'll throw this rock. ￣□￣；
Sadi: (( right she can't FoB since she moved ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( ohsweetjesus.jpg ))
	Aang: 	« 1d10+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » reg unarmed damage, rite
	Dokfish: 	*Shit nigga*
Sadi: (( damn ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Nice shot, Sen-chan! Duck please?
	Aang: 	Right! *Ducks*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3+7 = 3 + 3 + 7 = 13 » « 1d20+3+2 = 17 + 3 + 2 = 22 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Assume second hits. ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »
tirkaroKujo: 	It does indeed
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*reaches for another bolt*........c-...crap...! I'm out...
Ike: (( HIPPOOOOOOOOOOO. ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*NICE TIMING ON THAT*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( karmic timing ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( who was next again ))
	Ike: 	*me*
tirkaroKujo: 	Chapton, Haze, Sen, Ci, Dokfish, Hendrix
	Ike: 	*it*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*oh god my sides*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( just go for the bloody Swallow Whole, you know you want to ))
Ike: (( Agi: *comes up with backstory for Chapton* ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO ))
	Dokfish: 	*Swallow Whole* « 1d20+16 = 9 + 16 = 25 »
Ike: (( Chapton: *dies immediately afterward* ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*YOU KNEW YOU WANTED TO*
	Dokfish: 	« 1d8+4 = 6 + 4 = 10 » acid damage
Ike: (( WE GOT ONE MORE TRY ON THIS ))
Ike: (( IF HE PASSES THIS ))
Ike: (( YOU FUCKED ))
Ike: (( unless he moves out of range ))
Ike: (( thenyou're fucked anyways ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I'm going to SLICE MY WAY OUT OF THIS ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( IF NOTHING ELSE, LET ME NAT 20 NEXT TURN (D) ))
Ike: (( how far does he move ))
Ike: (( the fish ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( shut up he stayed still ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I assume he's half dead. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*Sure let's go with that*
	Ike: 	*TEN FEET OUT OF RANGE OF RAY OF SICKENING*
tirkaroKujo: 	hippoz
Ike: (( Well.... ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Can I... use Glitterdust to fill the inside of the fish? ))
Ike: (( I hope you don't boil alive, Agi ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( and make it sneeze or something? ))
Ike: (( since I can't use Black Tentacles on water ))
Ike: (( you decide ))
Ike: (( wait, nvm ))
Ike: (( it can just swim under the wall of fire ))
Ike: (( so yeah you fucked. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You...I guess you can try
"Sven" (Chapton): (( can't you teleport (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Can you even teleport INSIDE of living things
Ike: (( I could but you ain't worth it ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( mips ))
tirkaroKujo: 	However
tirkaroKujo: 	You can try slashing your way out if all goes wrong
Ike: (( he will fail ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( so... my options are Dimension Door or Glitterdust with slashy slashy as a backup ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( no idea how Dimension Door actually works. ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Agi, how close to death are you? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	He has 36 health left
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I still have 38 HP somehow ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Make that 2 more
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I have...one option.... ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( But you're gonna get hurt, tenraiha. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( It's my turn now anyhow (D) ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( weighing my options (D) ))
Ike: (( you're gonna need a high concentration check to cast in there ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( no shit ))
Ike: (( seeing as you are kind of standing in digestive acid and probably panicking ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Worst comes to worst I can fireball him...but you're gonna take...3d6 damage ))
Ike: (( Agi, I assume if you die you will not make a backup ))
Ike: (( though I could loan you one of mine and you could just change the name/token I guess ))
Ike: (( I got a fuckton of them ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( When you make a concentration check, you roll d20 and add your caster level and the ability score modifier used to determine bonus spells of the same type. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( alright here we go ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Dimension door ))
Ike: (( that's a level 4 spell right ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 10 + 5 = 11 + 10 + 5 = 26 »
Ike: (( that might actaully do it ))
Ike: (( But I dunno ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Extremely violent motion while casting 20 + spell level ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( check was 24. ))
Ike: (( you were also taking damage ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I guess it...counts as a grapple
"Sven" (Chapton): (( shit man I was just taking the worst case scenario here ))
Ike: (( which increases the DC ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So « 10+12+4 = 10 + 12 + 4 = 26 »
tirkaroKujo: 	You JUST made it
Ike: (( er ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*OH SWEET JESUS*
Ike: (( plus half the damage he took last turn. ))
Ike: (( (HIPPO) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	FUCK YOU MAN SHUT UP
Ike: (( that or he has to maek multiple checks ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Actually yes
tirkaroKujo: 	You do have to make multiple checks
"Sven" (Chapton): (( what do I have to make now, just roll the same one again ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So this time you have to roll higher than « 10+10+4 = 10 + 10 + 4 = 24 »
Ike: (( so.... 10+damage take+spell level + half damage taken ))
Ike: (( I think ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 10 + 5 = 20 + 10 + 5 = 35 »
Ike: (( that'll do it. ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*collapses into gooey pile of relief*
tirkaroKujo: 	er, should have been less, but it makes it
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*teleports back to right before the bridge&
tirkaroKujo: 	So yes, you used Dimension door I assume
"Sven" (Chapton): (( yes. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( yes I did. ))
	Sadi: 	Hey there.
tirkaroKujo: 	n
	Sadi: 	Have fun?
"Sven" (Chapton): (( you had better not. ))
Sadi: (( naw ))
Sadi: (( I won't be that guy ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	water...
	Dokfish: 	*Why does my belly feel less full, oh whatever*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	gahhhahaaahhaa
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*grunt*
	Dokfish: 	1000 exp if you leave it alone
Sadi: (( did you just laugh, or fart? ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( basically both ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Gah, we'll never catch that fishy now...
	Sadi: 	120500
Sadi: (( right? ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Chapton's gone forever.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*collapsed face-down*
	Aang: 	He will be sorely missed.....
	Ike: 	Not really.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well, we tried at least.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...oh hey
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*poof, motherfucker*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	That's weird.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Hey.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*still on ground*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	He looks sorta like Chapton.
	Aang: 	Sounds like him too.
	Aang: 	Maybe we should call him Steve
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	So...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	did anyone see a big fish swim by?
	Sadi: 	What, you that desperate to hook up with it again?
	Sadi: 	I could help you out, I guess.
	Sadi: 	*readies throwin arm*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	maybe next time
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*cough*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	So yeah
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	that was certainly
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	that
	Ike: 	I think my previous statement sums it up.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	.
	Ike: 	Dumbass.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	How's about you go first this time
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	I'll follow
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well that was easy.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*you're killing me man*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( ROLL REFLEX ))
	Ike: 	« 1d100 = 90 » 99 another fish
Ike: (( SO CLOSE. ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( NO (D) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( OH SHIT (XD) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d100 = 58 » LETS SEE IF I'M LUCKIER
Ike: (( (SAD) ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d100 = 99 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( FISH ))
	Ike: 	....
	Ike: 	(Y)
	Ike: 	DO IT
tirkaroKujo: 	IT WORKS
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	SCREW YOU MAN
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	NOT AT ALL
"Olivia" (Ci): (( (XD) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	NO
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	WE'RE NOT DOING THAT
	Ike: 	WE SO ARE
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	GAME OVER MAN
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Save this chat log plz ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	GAME OVER
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(cry2)
Ike: (( THIS IS CANON (D) ))
Ike: (( ROLL REFLEX (D) ))
	Loomi: 	*Riding on a fish*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( OH GOD (XD)! ))
Ike: (( (XD) ))
	Loomi: 	Oh hi, didn't see you there
	Loomi: 	Better roll reflex
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	You know what? I have had a CRAPPY DAY so far
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	and seeing you just MAKES IT.
Ike: (( Chapton just jumps off the bridge ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 6 + 3 = 16 + 6 + 3 = 25 »
	Loomi: 	You flatter me~!
Ike: (( COME ON NAT 1 ))
Ike: (( awww ))
Ike: (( YOU MUST MAKE ANOTHER ))
Ike: (( LOOMI GETS HER OWN ATTACK ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*TRIPS HER OFF OF THE FISH*
	Loomi: 	*ROLL IT AGAIN*
Ike: (( she will drag you down with her ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*FUCK NO*
Ike: (( FUCK YES (D) ))
Ike: (( I WENT THROUGH WORSE THAN THIS (D) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 7 + 3 = 15 + 7 + 3 = 25 » *forgot the 7 last time*
Ike: (( MT threw me out of a treehouse when I only had one HP (D) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I'm laughing so goddamn hard here ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	YEAH YOU JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	EAT YOURSELF ALIVE WITH YOUR PORTAL CUNT
	Sadi: 	*SHOULD I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE BRIDGE*
	Sadi: 	« 1d100 = 23 » 99 I do
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*NO YOU SHOULD NOT*
Sadi: (( (SAD) ))
	Loomi: 	Aawww...
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Agi's surffered enough ))
	Sadi: 	So close....
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*flips off ALL WATER EVER TO EXIST*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( ...99 she does « 1d100 = 57 » ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*STOP THAT (D)*
Sadi: (( COME ON TIRK PULL THROUGH ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I would've shat my pants had I gotten another 99 ))
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d100 = 40 » nigga showin you how its done
Sadi: (( (SAD) ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d100 = 51 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( naw ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( we done ))
	Ike: 	« 1d100 = 2 » I get one
Ike: (( (FEDUP) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I can't believe I got a 99 (XD) ))
Ike: (( That was pretty amazin ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Loomi clearly gets a roll ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	So...think this is where the Deva is...?
	Loomi: 	« 1d100 = 72 »
Ike: (( close, but no cigar ))
	Ike: 	Not sure, we should ask.
	Ike: 	*asks* Is this where the Deva for this area is?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	S-...*shuts up*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*yeah I'm just going to chug this potion of Cure Moderate Wounds now*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*ain't nothing you can do to stop me*
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	What!? Oh, you must be a few lovely competitors for our little o tournament
Tokens dropped onto map 'IT BEGINS'
	Hughes: 	*RIVER OF WIND*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( (D) ))
	Ike: 	Well, of course.
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	Sorry, but this ain't the Deva's house. That's down below in Peso City.
"Sven" (Chapton): (( This spell functions like cure light wounds, except that it cures 2d8 points of damage + 1 point per caster level (maximum +10). ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( so how does this work as a potion ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Oh...more walking then.
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	This is, however, a nice and cozy stronghold for us lovely Rocket Family types.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*chugs* « 2d8 = 10 »
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	I'd advise you to move on if you don't have any business with us.
Ike: (( +10 ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( so yeah add whatever the bonus would have been there I guess ))
Ike: (( so 20 ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( m ))
	Ike: 	(We sort of do have business with you...)
	Ike: 	Alright, then, let's go.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(Man, that's got a bit of an aftertaste.)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Right.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Remember that guy ya splattered? (COOL) ))
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+5+3 = 3 + 5 + 3 = 11 »
Sadi: (( (sad) ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+1+2 = 16 + 1 + 2 = 19 »
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+3+10+1 = 6 + 3 + 10 + 1 = 20 »
Ike: (( this log will be amazing ))
Ike: (( and fuck you too ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Meork. ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	« 1d20 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 5 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 2 = 21 »
Ike: (( FUCK ALL OF YOU ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( =( ))
	Gabbygook: 	meerp
"Sven" (Chapton): (( not like 19-21 are bad rolls ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Urgh... more of those things from before the desert.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	In case you'd forgotten, they've got a bit of a pounce to them.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Not sure I wanna go through all that tall grass...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Keep your distance.
	Ike: 	So...
	Ike: 	Should we go see what the Rockets are up to?
	Ike: 	Or just continue on with this tournament?
	Aang: 	Hmm? Should we...?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well...I dunno...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Don't want us being hunted down because we're causing them trouble...
	Ike: 	Well....
	Ike: 	Let me ask this, then. We agree that they're up to no good, correct?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	You know what I say? I say I just got eaten alive, and kind of want to take it out on those responsible in an incredibly convoluted way that will no doubt be resolved in me being eaten again.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	So yes, if we can cause them a bit of trouble, I am all up for it.
	Aang: 	I dunno....
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well of course...but it just seems a bit of a rush to immediately hit them where it hurts instead of blending in...but you're the leader...
	Aang: 	Yeah, we haven't really gotten the whole picture yet....can we at least just wait?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	it's been a day. We've met some faces.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Saved some lives.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	the best way to learn is by jumping in, right?
	Ike: 	Do you forget?
	Ike: 	We don't have to blend in.
	Ike: 	And we won't be suspected....as long as I go alone, at least.
	Ike: 	It isn't like I'm planning to FIGHT these people.
	Sadi: 	Gah! You gotta stop doing that, dammit!
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	So what, you're going recon?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	I suppose as long as you change your disguise they can't exactly trace it back to us.
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	sneaky.
	Ike: 	Eh, not really. I was more thinking I'd just walk up, let them see my face, and set the place aflame. Though I suppose I could turn invisible and check it out, too.
	Aang: 	Sounds a bit dangerous...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	burning corpses tend to be a bit light on details, yeah
Ike: (( >setting fires as a Mercury adept ))
Ike: (( nothing can go wrong ))
	Sadi: 	Well yeah it sounds dangerous!
	Sadi: 	What're you going to do when they attack you?!
	Ike: 	Run away...
	Ike: 	I can do that rather effectively now.
Ike: (( synchtube done goofed again ))
Ike: (( nvm ))
Ike: (( just had to refresh ))
Ike: (( so is MT going to pass judgement ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well as long as you're disguised...
Ike: (( Glad the party is full of pyromaniacs then ))
	Ike: 	Alright, then.
	Aang: 	O-okay....just come back safe....
"Sven" (Chapton): (( >Pyromaniacs ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( >Just took Pyrotechnics ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( Hey I should come with you ))
Ike: (( that just... ))
Ike: (( blinds people ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
Ike: (( or chokes them ))
	Ike: 	See you in a bit, then.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( *has necklace of fireballs/wand of scorching ray* ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( well nevermind then go burn things ))
Ike: (( Ci could indeed come with me ))
Ike: (( I could just turn her invisible ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( clearly that would be the best opportunity for Ci to bring up last night ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( so what is it now, 10AM? ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Ci is not entirely tactless. She probably won't mention it. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed 10AM
Ike: (( well it doesn't relaly matter much to HENDRIX if you mention it ))
Ike: (( either way, you coming with ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Nah ))
	Ike: 	Hello?
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	Ah, hello sir! Do you have any business with the Rocket Family at this moment? If not, you're best to leave.
	Ike: 	Rocket Family? This a headquarters or something, then?
Ike: (( obviously playing dumb ))
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	You could say that.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...*notes all the grass* We should...probably move...
	Ike: 	Oh? What all's in there? Stuff for the tournament?
	Aang: 	I guess we could...I hope he'll be all right though...
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	Sure, let's go with that.
	Ike: 	*Bitch I can teleport 1000 fucking feet, imma be FINE.*
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	(Scared of a little grass?)
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*scared of a little water*
Ike: (( scared of the grass being caught on fire ))
Ike: (( you dipshit ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( well I didn't realize you were targeting the grass ))
	Ike: 	Oh, really, that's all you're going to tell me?
Ike: (( I'm not ))
Ike: (( but fire has a tendency to ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( or that green grass was particularly well known for burning ))
Ike: (( y'know ))
Ike: (( spread ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( if it is remotely healthy ))
Ike: (( and if green shit didn't burn we wouldn't have forest fires ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( it will wilt ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( you know I'm not even going to bother with you ))
Ike: (( (D) ))
	Rocket Family Bambino: 	*Ahem* As you can see, this is kind of a gathering place for the staff.
	Sadi: 	He'll be fine...I think he knows what he's doing.
	Sadi: 	Let's just get outta here.
	Sadi: 	*can fly*
	Rocket Family Bambino: 	If you have reservations with the staff, you can settle them here.
Ike: (( you coming, Ci, Sen ))
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*sits down on ledge, slides*
	Ike: 	Reservations?
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	*ass is now coated in silt*
	Rocket Family Bambino: 	Yeah, y'know, general business related subjects. I can't imagine any other reason why you'd need to see them.
	Rocket Family Bambino: 	Unless you're just that big of a fan and want our Autographs or something.
	Ike: 	Alright, whatever. You're going to regret not being honest with me.
	Ike: 	*wall of Fire; this one's gonna be pretty fucking big*
	Rocket Family Bambino: 	Eh?
Ike: (( 200 feet of flame ))
Ike: (( pretty much ))
	Rocket Family Bambino: 	AAAAAH! WHAT THE SHIT MAN!
	Rocket Family Bambino 1: 	AAAAH! IT'S BURNIN'! BURNIN' I SAY!
	Ike: 	You think?
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	TERRORIST! SABATEUR! GET HIIIIIIIM!
	Ike: 	*Teleport*
	Ike: 	Well then, catch me if you can....
	Ike: 	*WALL OF FIRE AGAIN, I AM TAKING THIS PLACE OUT (D)*
	Ike: 	*this time on the inside*
Ike: (( same formation, I don't even care ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Wait are you actually on the inside or not
tirkaroKujo: 	I will entirely assume not
Ike: (( I'm forming the fire on the inside of the building ))
Ike: (( I'm not in there no ))
Ike: (( but yes, I'm making sure the place goes up in flame ))
Ike: (( and I'm up on that ledge up there ))
	No Deal: 	*COUGH COUGH* Goddammit, I just quit smoking...
"Sven" (Chapton): (( oh hey, it's that one girl ))
	Deal: 	Godammit! Can't you see this man just quit smoking!?
	Ike: 	SO! Just what were you REALLY doing in there?
	Rocket Family Bambina 2: 	WHERE ARE YOU, PUNK!?
	Ike: 	*YOU WILL NEVER KNOW*
	Rocket Family Bambina: 	« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 » percep
	Ike: 	*EXCEPT YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Imposter Olivia (D) ))
	Ike: 	*BY WHERE MY VOICE IS FROM*
	Olivia: 	*Takes drag of cigarette* What a hassle. I would assume it's where that voice is coming from dumbasses.
	Deal: 	Well this was a crocka shit. What do we do now?
	Olivia: 	Eh, our business is done here.
	Olivia: 	Let these guys handle their own problems.
	Narumi: 	I will have to assume you're some kind of...terrorist?
	Ike: 	Terrorist? I'm not in this just to scare you. I want to know what you're doing in there, really.
tirkaroKujo: 	And now roll percep PC
	Ike: 	« 1d20+2+1 = 4 + 2 + 1 = 7 » fuck
	Ike: 	superfuck
"Sven" (Chapton): (( SNEAK ATTACK. ))
	Ike: 	OF COURSE!
Ike: (( I knew you'd come to bite me in the ass ))
	Midea: 	« 1d20+19 = 2 + 19 = 21 »« 1d20+14 = 9 + 14 = 23 »« 1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26 » Dammit....
Ike: (( .... ))
Ike: (( FUCK. ))
Ike: (( theme changes to YOU BETTER GET READY TO DIE ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( enjoy your unconsciousness ))
	Midea: 	« 3d6+8 = 10 + 8 = 18 »« 3d6+8 = 9 + 8 = 17 »« 3d6+10 = 11 + 10 = 21 »
Ike: (( ...okay how the pissnuggets does she just have +19 ))
tirkaroKujo: 	She's statted as a particular monster
"Sven" (Chapton): (( all the enhancements and feats on this earth. ))
	Ike: 	GRAH! AGAIN?!
"Sven" (Chapton): (( >Again ))
	Ike: 	*doesn't evne HAVE the heart anymore*
	Midea: 	I have no idea who you are, but you're really trying me.
"Sven" (Chapton): (( you just gave away your cover man ))
Ike: (( another rogue ripped my heart out ))
Ike: (( and...none of these know that ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
Ike: (( and I mean that literally ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( well I figured Midea was a recurring character ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( considering your reaction ))
	Ike: 	And just who are YOU?
	Midea: 	Again? You must be used to this, trash.
	Midea: 	Who am I? Does it look like I'm about to tell you?
	Ike: 	Well you don't look all that smart, so maybe.
tirkaroKujo: 	So how often can you even use teleport
Ike: (( many times as I have the spell slots for it ))
Ike: (( so once more ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Dude ))
Ike: (( I could probably take these people out ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( You should've disguised yourself as Joseph (CHEW) ))
	Midea: 	*So yes, do you take any other actions right now*
	Midea: 	*because I am about to punch your dick in*
Ike: (( that would be smart...if his body wasn't just completely destoryed ))
Ike: (( r* ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... ))
	Ike: 	*five-foot step*
Ike: (( *Summon Monster V* ))
	Ike: 	*
	Ike: 	Fine then...come out of hiding, please!
Ike: (( have to check the SM level hippo ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'IT BEGINS'
	Bralani: 	*What did you really tihnk I was going to use something else*
	Sadi: 	*disappears* Whoa, what?!
	Ike: 	*drinks potion*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Where'd she...?!
	Ike: 	« 2d8+10 = 4 + 10 = 14 »
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Wha?
	Ike: 	fuck you to.
	Ike: 	o
Ike: (( * ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And I assume that's all the actions
	Bralani: 	*no man I get to go*
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	He must be summoning monsters...
	"Sven" (Chapton): 	Didn't he say he was just going to light the place up and then get back here?
	Bralani: 	*Wind Wall*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Red says a lot of things...
	Bralani: 	FIGHT ME!
	Ike: 	Well now, isn't that convenient?
"Sven" (Chapton): (( in all seriousness do you think you have this encounter alright ))
Ike: (( It doesn't really say she cannot pass through it ))
Ike: (( I...can probably beat her, at least ))
Ike: (( but I assume she would have trouble getting through it ))
Ike: (( either way, her turn ))
tirkaroKujo: 	>Tiny and Small flying creatures cannot pass through the barrier. Loose materials and cloth garments fly upward when caught in a wind wall.
tirkaroKujo: 	That sounds fuckin Pathetic (lolwut)
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Chapton: (SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD) ))
Bralani: (( Considering a small creature CANNOT PASS THROUGH AT ALL ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( wat ))
Bralani: (( I'd assume medium would have some sort of trouble ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( what is this spell? ))
Bralani: (( Wind Wall ))
Bralani: (( either way ))
Bralani: (( if she comes in ))
Bralani: (( I can just flank her ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Apparently I can make a reflex save to just...attack within the wall
Bralani: (( so hips ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It says nothing about medium creatures passing through
	Ike: 	« 1d20+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »
	Ike: 	*dat init*
"Sven" (Chapton): (( mips ))
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+8 = 18 + 8 = 26 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( I'm gonna stay alive for the rest of this encounter/resolution ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It's a 2-person encounter it needs no init (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	And summoned monsters go on your turn (D)
"Sven" (Chapton): (( then sleep forever ))
Bralani: (( okay ))
Bralani: (( nvm then ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Man this spell is TERRIBLY defined
Bralani: (( indeed it is ))
Bralani: (( it's apparently strong enough to totally cockblock SMall creatures ))
Bralani: (( but has no effect on MEdium ))
Bralani: (( whereas even Gust of Wind does ))
Bralani: (( and Small shit can FLY against that ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I'll just rule that I have to reflex save to pass through
"Sven" (Chapton): (( sounds fair ))
Bralani: (( that's fine, though with Sneak Attack she's prolley a rogue ))
Bralani: (( either way, her turn ))
	Midea: 	« 1d20+14 = 14 + 14 = 28 » A summoner!? Like hell I'm going to fall for that!
Midea: (( and once again, she is statted as a monster nigga (D) ))
	Midea: 	« 1d20+19 = 5 + 19 = 24 » Now apprehend yourself!
Ike: (( m ))
	Midea: 	« 3d6+8 = 7 + 8 = 15 »
"Sven" (Chapton): (( yeah you'd best tele out of there son ))
	Ike: 	Alright, now you're pissing me off! Just stay right there...
	Ike: 	*five-foot step*
	Ike: 	*black tentacles*
	Ike: 	« 1d20+10+4+1 = 8 + 10 + 4 + 1 = 23 »
Ike: (( that beat her CMD? (CRS) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	PFFFTHAHAHA
tirkaroKujo: 	no
Ike: (( ... ))
Ike: (( good fucking christ ))
Ike: (( just CR47 ))
"Sven" (Chapton): (( mips ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah Sephiroth gets to go
	Bralani: 	*my turn right*
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12 »
tirkaroKujo: 	nope.avi
	Bralani: 	*wait I don't need to roll to go into it*
	Bralani: 	*only to pass through*
	Bralani: 	*apparently*
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh, thought that was attack
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+15 = 8 + 15 = 23 »
Bralani: (( I assume no dice ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Ehh doesn't hit pal
	Midea: 	....are you kidding me? Surrender, you're far outclassed here!
Ike: (( I wish that counted as a DC ))
Ike: (( the Black Tentacles grapple check ))
	Midea: 	Now, in case you still have any degree of fight left in, you....
	Midea: 	Unholy Blight!
tirkaroKujo: 	*Will check*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( That sounds bad. ))
	Ike: 	*wait I never even drank another potion that turn*
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure go ahead
	Ike: 	« 2d8+10 = 13 + 10 = 23 »
	Ike: 	« 1d20+7+1 = 10 + 7 + 1 = 18 »
	Ike: 	*I assume nope.avi*
tirkaroKujo: 	not even close
Ike: (( good god ))
	Ike: 	« 1d4 = 2 » how long am I sickened
	Midea: 	« 4d8 = 18 » to Hendrix
	Midea: 	« 8d6 = 29 » to Sephy
	Ike: 	Ugh....evil, then....
	Bralani: 	WELL YES, OBVIOUSLY! You really need to ASK?!
	Bralani: 	*wait I have fly 100 feet I can just go over the damn wall*
	Bralani: 	*but first I will attempt to five-foot step* « 1d20+9 = 10 + 9 = 19 »
	Bralani: 	*that makes it I believe*
	Bralani: 	*yes it does*
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+15 = 15 + 15 = 30 » « 1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13 »
	Bralani: 	« 1d6+10 = 6 + 10 = 16 »
tirkaroKujo: 	brb gotta wash some shit, first hits
Bralani: (( m ))
Bralani: (( also ))
Bralani: (( she kind of stayed in the area of effect of Black Tentacles (LOLWUT) ))
Bralani: (( so it gets another check against her I believe ))
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+10+4+1 = 7 + 10 + 4 + 1 = 22 »
Bralani: (( nope ))
Bralani: (( all dem nopes ))
Bralani: (( Agi if you need sleeps go to sleeps ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I think I need some sleep myself
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Been feeling shitty all day
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Getting sick again.
Ike: (( well go to sleep (WARY) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	and bak
Ike: (( this should not take too long ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Let's hope
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I'm gonna, save this log btw (CHEW) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Night guys ))
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Ike: (( m ))
	Ike: 	*right my actual turn*(
	Ike: 	« 2d8+10 = 9 + 10 = 19 » *drinks potion*
	Ike: 	*Summon Minor Monster*
	Ike: 	« 1d3+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 »
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Ike: (( do black tentcles affect flying things ))
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Ike: (( tork? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It's terrain-based
tirkaroKujo: 	and I don't think it'll grab allies
Ike: (( m ))
	Tyche 2: 	*assume I can stand fly in the one-and-a-half foot of area this doesn't effect I guess*
Tyche 2: (( -stand ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Whatevsd
	Tyche 1: 	« 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » « 1d20+5 = 19 + 5 = 24 »
Tyche 1: (( 2nd hit? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	nope
Tyche 1: (( dammit ))
Tyche 1: (( they just have to nat 20 ))
	Tyche: 	« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 » « 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 »
	Tyche 2: 	« 1d20+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 » « 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 »
Tyche 2: (( whatever they still block her ))
Tyche 2: (( that'll do ))
tirkaroKujo: 	But she can reflex save to pass through (HIPPO)
Ike: (( but she provokes AoO I think (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	She does
Ike: (( from the Bralani too ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
	Bralani: 	Come on, then! I'll liberate you from this world!
Bralani: (( like I liberated Agi from consciousness ))
Bralani: (( her turn I believe ))
	Midea: 	« 1d20+14 = 10 + 14 = 24 » *Passes through Tyche 1*
Bralani: (( what is the check anyhow ))
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+15 = 1 + 15 = 16 »
Bralani: (( hahahanope ))
Bralani: (( is that her whole turn? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope, hold on
Bralani: (( m ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Apparently, it's not reflex
tirkaroKujo: 	I have to use acrobatics (HIPPO)
Bralani: (( m ))
Bralani: (( though she can't take a five-foot step ))
Bralani: (( Black TEntacles are difficult terraint ))
Bralani: (( and so count as two squares ))
	Midea: 	« 1d20+19 = 10 + 19 = 29 »« 1d20+14 = 16 + 14 = 30 » @Sephiroth « 1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28 »@Tyche1 Dammit! Is this how you're gonna play?
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	Ike: 	Well, of course.
Ike: (( hips ))
	Ike: 	How else would you expect me to act?
	Midea: 	« 3d6+8 = 9 + 8 = 17 »« 3d6+8 = 14 + 8 = 22 »@Bra « 3d6+8 = 5 + 8 = 13 »@Tyche1
	Bralani: 	*DR 10*
	Midea: 	You're just wasting my and everyone else's time here! What do you plan to accomplish anyway!?
	Bralani: 	Argh...damn...I cannot liberate you today...
	Bralani: 	*Cure Serious Wounds on Hendrix*
	Bralani: 	« 3d8+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 »
	Ike: 	To be honest, I simply don't like the way you people do things....
	Ike: 	*another use of Summon Monster V*
	Ike: 	« 1d3+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »
Ike: (( dammit ))
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	Ike: 	Now attack!
	Tyche 1: 	*right dorp*
Tyche 1: (( wiat holy shit ))
Tyche 1: (( Just 3d6 errytime ))
Tyche 1: (( not even as sneak attack ))
Tyche 1: (( she's just Wally ))
Archon, Hound: (( ... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	indiid
Archon, Hound: (( she's wally indeed ))
tirkaroKujo: 	vat a tweest
	Archon, Hound: 	« 1d20+11 = 12 + 11 = 23 » « 1d20+6 = 14 + 6 = 20 » « 1d20+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »
Archon, Hound: (( no hits anywhere ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+11 = 5 + 11 = 16 » « 1d20+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 » « 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 »
Archon, Hound 1: (( god damn you maptool ))
	Tyche: 	« 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 » « 1d20+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 »
	Tyche 2: 	« 1d20+5 = 16 + 5 = 21 » « 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 »
	Tyche 2: 	*woo*
	Tyche 2: 	« 1d4 = 2 »
	Ike: 	« 1d20+10+4+1 = 9 + 10 + 4 + 1 = 24 » Black tentacles dorp
	Midea: 	Tcch...you finally managed to nick me....
Ike: (( keep forgetting to do that ))
Ike: (( wiat what I hit her before (WARY) ))
Ike: (( for 16 damage ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Wait, when
Ike: (( with the Bralani ))
tirkaroKujo: 	OH RIGHT
Ike: (( right before you went to go wash your nuts ))
tirkaroKujo: 	dorp
Ike: (( does that beat her CMD? (HMM) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Not in the slightest
Ike: (( sad ))
	Archon, Hound: 	*all dem AoO*
	Midea: 	« 1d20+19 = 4 + 19 = 23 »« 1d20+14 = 6 + 14 = 20 »@Hound « 1d20+9 = 4 + 9 = 13 »@Hawk You're nothing but a nuisance!
	Archon, Hound: 	« 1d20+11 = 19 + 11 = 30 »
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Wait, do 5 foot steps even get AoO
Archon, Hound 1: (( oh ))
Archon, Hound 1: (( she only took a FFS, then no ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Tyche: 	*misses me*
	Archon, Hound: 	*barely hits (SAD)*
	Midea: 	« 3d6+8 = 13 + 8 = 21 »« 3d6+8 = 15 + 8 = 23 » rare footage of Wally actually missing
	Archon, Hound: 	*thank you DR*
	Ike: 	« 1d20+4+1+10 = 8 + 4 + 1 + 10 = 23 » dem tentacles
Ike: (( God damn you Maptool. ))
	Archon, Hound: 	« 1d20+11 = 2 + 11 = 13 »
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*right no FFS, but whatever*
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+11 = 17 + 11 = 28 »
tirkaroKujo: 	hits
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 2d6+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 »
	Archon, Hound 1: 	mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
	Ike: 	« 1d20+3+1 = 16 + 3 + 1 = 20 » *ref*
	Ike: 	*I guess I'll take out that magma cannon*
	Midea: 	You damn fool! Unholy Blight!
	Ike: 	« 1d20+7+1 = 11 + 7 + 1 = 19 »
	Ike: 	*nope*
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 »
	Archon, Hound: 	« 1d20+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 »
	Archon, Hound: 	*sad*
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*hehehe*
	Midea: 	« 4d8 = 23 » @Hendrix, Tyche 2
	Midea: 	« 8d6 = 23 »@Hound 0, halved for Hound 1
	Archon, Hound: 	*oh so it doesn't hit me a--m
	Archon, Hound: 	*nearly dead*
	Ike: 	« 1d20+4+1+10 = 7 + 4 + 1 + 10 = 22 »
	Ike: 	*GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MAPTOOL ARE YOU SHITTING ME*
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+11 = 13 + 11 = 24 » « 1d20+6 = 20 + 6 = 26 »
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*two hits or just one*
Midea: (( 2nd hits ))
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 2d6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » crit
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 » forgot bite
	Archon, Hound 1: 	dammit
	Archon, Hound: 	« 1d20+11-2 = 18 + 11 - 2 = 27 » « 1d20+6-2 = 5 + 6 - 2 = 9 » « 1d20+5-2 = 10 + 5 - 2 = 13 »
Archon, Hound: (( 1st hit? ))
Archon, Hound: (( if so it crist ))
Archon, Hound: (( t ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, first hits
	Archon, Hound: 	« 2d6+5-2 = 10 + 5 - 2 = 13 »
Archon, Hound: (( m ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Also, shit
Ike: (( ? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I totally forgot to read the commas better
Ike: (( huh ))
tirkaroKujo: 	and realize they're part of an attack string (lolwut)
Ike: (( mmmmmmmmm ))
Ike: (( I assume Wally is broken as shit then ))
Ike: (( also remember those were crits ))
	Ike: 	*Haste*
	Archon, Hound: 	« 1d4 = 1 »
Archon, Hound: (( so no longer sickened ))
	Ike: 	« 2d8+10 = 6 + 10 = 16 »
Ike: (( that's it wary ))
	Midea: 	RAAAGH! You're really getting on my nerves now!
	Midea: 	« 1d20+19 = 12 + 19 = 31 »@Hound « 1d20+14 = 5 + 14 = 19 »« 1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25 »« 1d20+12 = 6 + 12 = 18 »« 1d20+12 = 3 + 12 = 15 »@Hound2
Archon, Hound 1: (( good looooord ))
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*NONE OF THOSE EVEN HIT ME*
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*well the first does*
Archon, Hound 1: (( you hit them each once ))
	Midea: 	« 3d6+8 = 11 + 8 = 19 »@Hound « 3d6+8 = 7 + 8 = 15 »@Hound1
	Archon, Hound 1: 	Ha, naw.
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+4+1+10 = 12 + 4 + 1 + 10 = 27 »
Archon, Hound 1: (( DOES THAT? (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	obv
Archon, Hound 1: (( against her CMB ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh, well no
Archon, Hound 1: (( CMD* ))
Archon, Hound 1: (( black---good fucking god (CRS) ))
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+11+1 = 20 + 11 + 1 = 32 » « 1d20+11+1 = 1 + 11 + 1 = 13 » « 1d20+6+1 = 2 + 6 + 1 = 9 » « 1d20+5+1 = 12 + 5 + 1 = 18 »
tirkaroKujo: 	furst hits n crits
Archon, Hound 1: (( another crit at least (SAD) ))
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 2d6+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 »
Archon, Hound 1: (( fuck you maptool ))
Archon, Hound 1: (( srsly ))
	Ike: 	*my turn*
	Ike: 	*black Tentacles again*
Ike: (( you said it doesn't affect allies? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	obv
tirkaroKujo: 	unless they're grounded
Ike: (( oh ))
Ike: (( okay ))
tirkaroKujo: 	by which it counts as difficult terrain
tirkaroKujo: 	I believe
Ike: (( but doesn't grab them? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	obv
Ike: (( really wish you could cancel that ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+10+4+1 = 6 + 10 + 4 + 1 = 21 »
Ike: (( damn you faptool ))
	Ike: 	*moves*
	Ike: 	*at half speed because difficult terrain I assume*
Archon, Hound 1: (( NOW it's her turn ))
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*AoOs taht shit*
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+11+1 = 8 + 11 + 1 = 20 »
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*naw*
	Tyche: 	« 1d20+5+1 = 1 + 5 + 1 = 7 »
	Tyche: 	*nope*
Tyche: (( remember that it's difficult terrain ))
	Midea: 	« 1d20+14 = 10 + 14 = 24 » herp
Tyche: (( wait what ))
tirkaroKujo: 	What
Tyche: (( how much movement does she have (WARY) ))
Tyche: (( I assume she's not taking a 5-foot step ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh here it is
Tyche: (( since she can't ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Speed 60 ft.
Tyche: (( m ))
	Midea: 	*Already did that wind wall check*
	Midea: 	Are you still trying me? If I wanted, I could end your life right here!
	Midea: 	Just give up before any more force than what's nessecary has to be applied!
Ike: (( she has move 60 right ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yep
Ike: (( 30... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So 50 feet in total
Ike: (( 35 ))
Ike: (( that'd be 55, but whatever ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Eh
Ike: (( since that's DC ))
Ike: (( DT* ))
	Midea: 	« 1d20+19 = 6 + 19 = 25 »« 1d20+14 = 15 + 14 = 29 »« 1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18 » JUST! « 1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16 » GIVE! « 1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19 »« 1d20+12 = 7 + 12 = 19 » UP!
Ike: (( pretty sure I'm probably dead ))
Ike: (( as those all hit ))
	Ike: 	*waaait....
	Ike: 	*Do I get an AoO with that fucking magma cannon*
	Midea: 	« 3d6+8 = 9 + 8 = 17 »« 3d6+8 = 12 + 8 = 20 » « 1d4 = 2 » wis drain « 1d4+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »« 1d4+1 = 1 + 1 = 2 »
tirkaroKujo: 	No, you are not dead, the other attacks are pretty weaksauce
Ike: (( I assume you toned it down so I would not die ))
Ike: (( but do I get that AoO? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I moved into your area
Ike: (( and are the last three all Wis train? ))
Ike: (( drain* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	How is that AoO (lolwut)
Ike: (( I mean from the Magma Cannon ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No, it's claw
tirkaroKujo: 	OH WAIT
tirkaroKujo: 	TO attack with it, yes, because you are untrained
Ike: (( I...meant like ))
tirkaroKujo: 	As I'm PRETTY sure using a giant fucking weapon would require training for it
Ike: (( it has a huge threatened areas ))
Ike: (( n* ))
Ike: (( so she would have moved out of the threatened area on the way up here (HIPPO) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Pretty sure you can't
Ike: (( sad ))
tirkaroKujo: 	AoO is melee-only
Ike: (( ah ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And Magma cannon counts as a breath weapon
tirkaroKujo: 	And no, I did not tone it down (lolwut)
Ike: (( so... 2 points of Wis drain, and the other two are Claw attakcs ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes
	Ike: 	Gh....
Ike: (( I cannot tkae a five-foot step, shit ))
	Midea: 	Now, are you going to come clean?
	Ike: 	Come clean about WHAT, exactly?
Ike: (( damn.... ))
Ike: (( 18+8 ))
	Ike: 	« 18+8 = 18 + 8 = 26 »
Ike: (( She.... ))
Ike: (( could KO me if I try to teleport... ))
Ike: (( but I think there's a much higehr chance of me failing the Cast Defensively check ))
	Midea: 	Even if you are a lowly terrorist, you must have some motivation. Now, come with me before I have to end you right here.
	Ike: 	Whatever, at this point it really doesn't matter anymore... Not like you don't KNOW why I'm doing this. I don't want this tournament to be the end of us all. Hugo's not up to anything good, and I'm going to stop him before he gets too far.. NOW, ATTACK!
	Archon, Hound 1: 	*has 40 feet movement*
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 1d20+11+1 = 16 + 11 + 1 = 28 »
	Archon, Hound 1: 	« 2d6+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 »
	Ike: 	*GREATER TELEPORT WHILE SHE IS DISTRACTED I HOPE*
	Midea: 	Grrrhhk..
Ike: (( did that just KO her ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah sure, I'll let you count that as a "distraction"
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope, not even close (lolwut)
Ike: (( ah ))
	Ike: 	Bye-bye! And remember the name Lucas!
	Midea: 	Ghrrr...are you just gonna keep running away?
	Midea: 	2000 exp, mark that down for everyone
	Ike: 	ONLY 2000 FROM ALL OF THAT?
	Ike: 	Good lord
	Ike: 	and you have the log saved I think
tirkaroKujo: 	FIne, I'll count the bulding
	Ike: 	Or well, save it
tirkaroKujo: 	So 3000 exp
	Ike: 	Total I assume
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure
	Ike: 	Also dat building indeed
tirkaroKujo: 	Saved dat log
	Ike: 	I am
	Ike: 	Entirely unsure of how I even survived that logn
	Ike: 	long*
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	Kyton: 	Though I probably would have done better if I summoned this thing instead of the bralani
tirkaroKujo: 	Perhaps
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah, you probably still would have made it if I included the rest of her string from the start
tirkaroKujo: 	Unless Wis actually effects you somehow
	Kyton: 	...I most certainly would have done better
	Kyton: 	Because this thing still has DR5 against Evil
	Kyton: 	Whereas Bralani's is passed by it (CRS)
	Kyton: 	Also this thing is just generally stronger and has spell resistance
	Kyton: 	and also regeneration
	Kyton: 	but whatever I still wuld have stood no chance in the long run
	Kyton: 	hippo
	Kyton: 	I assume she's not even down to half
	Kyton: 	Even with all dem crits
tirkaroKujo: 	She has about 70% health left
	Kyton: 	Y HIPPO Y
	Kyton: 	If only I could have had Haze there
	Kyton: 	Technically I could havecalled her over but that would kinda blow my cover
	Kyton: 	hippo
	Ike: 	But yes
	Ike: 	Fuckin ow, my everything
	Ike: 	I even used up all four of my CMW potions
	Midea: 	Well, what did you expect
	Ike: 	Midea was beatable (FEDUP)
	Midea: 	It was probably poor foresight putting Midea in that building
	Midea: 	As she is sort of a character balanced to fight a whole party
	Ike: 	well
	Ike: 	I SORT OF had more party members
	Ike: 	In my summons
	Ike: 	but they're not QUITE as effective
	Midea: 	And you were taking her on as a shit-tier spellcaster
	Ike: 	Actually if the Bralani had used Mirror Image he might have stood a chance
	Ike: 	And yes, Summoners aren't exactly amazing spellcasters
	Ike: 	hippo
	Wally: 	bitch be stealin mah gig
	Ike: 	I also only have 1st and 2nd spells left now
	Ike: 	so I really hope we are close to the city
	Wally: 	You are
	Ike: 	we ain';t even halfway down this map
	Ike: 	(SAD)
	Wally: 	perhaps
	Ike: 	I will also have to spam the fuck out of this CLW wand
	Wally: 	Well, you'll be halfway after a few more steps
	Ike: 	How do wands even work
	Wally: 	They're wands
	Wally: 	They use magic stuff in them
	Wally: 	And certain people can use them
	Wally: 	Now, MAKING a wand, fuck if I know
	Ike: 	Think you just need the Create Wand feat or something
	Ike: 	And the spell
	Ike: 	And to use it I have to roll a DC 20 UMD check
	Ike: 	But since failing the roll doesn't use up a charge
	Ike: 	I can pretty much just take 20 all day erry day since I'm idling
	Ike: 	or well
	Ike: 	10
	Ike: 	« 10+10+3+4 = 10 + 10 + 3 + 4 = 27 »
	Ike: 	and ten will do it hippo
	Ike: 	« 1d8+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 » « 1d8+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » « 1d8+5 = 8 + 5 = 13 » « 1d8+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » « 1d8+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » « 1d8+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »
	Ike: 	that'll do it
	Ike: 	for now anyhow
	Midea: 	Also, now that I've actually played Pathfinder
	Midea: 	I cannot see how /tg/ can complain about "weeaboo" things
	Midea: 	As D&D combat is just so much weeaboo bullshit it's just not funny
	Ike: 	Like what?
	Midea: 	Well, basically everything spellcasters do at least
	Ike: 	ah
	Midea: 	I guess actual combat classes are far more tame
	Midea: 	hence why they are ass
	Ike: 	What do you mean by weeaboo anyhow?
	Ike: 	I assume Japanese
	Ike: 	But I know very little about the Japanese
	Ike: 	I just know shit from mangay
	Ike: 	and a little that I've picked up from reading about mangay
	Ike: 	...
	Ike: 	>mfw I'm retarded
	Ike: 	>and had Haste on me
	Ike: 	>and could have run an extra fucking 15 feet there
	Midea: 	I am basically saying D&D Spellcasters are just exactly like DBZ bullshit
	Ike: 	I'd say they're more FSN magic bullshit
	Ike: 	Or just really any magic series they're all the same
	Ike: 	maybe like Psyren
	Midea: 	Hell, until now, I just though wizards were old guys in funny hats pointing wands at things to turn them into frogs and firing magic missiles
	Ike: 	hips
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	Midea: 	But no, apparently they're just Shonen manga characters
	Dark Finne: 	Now -I- am DBZ bullshit
	Dark Finne: 	And a true shonen protagonist
	Dark Finne: 	except unfortunately without the immortality associated with them
	Ike: 	really hope we don't need to teleport
	Ike: 	I wonder if I'd have stood a chance if I had Haze there
	Ike: 	Instead of the summons
	Ike: 	She is what makes this entire class viable
	Ike: 	Wait, I can't take ten on UMD
	Ike: 	but whatever, it doesn't use a fucking charge if I fail
	Ike: 	I may as fucking well be taking 20
	Midea: 	Haha, jokes on you
	Midea: 	I have no idea who Midea is besides the fact that she's the 1 female MW character
	Ike: 	....
	Ike: 	Midea was...a PC character (WARY)
	Ike: 	Marona was the MW one
	Ike: 	Marona used that token
	Midea: 	That goes to show how much I don't know about her
	Ike: 	Midea used...this really shitty token
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	Ferma: 	AKA this
tirkaroKujo: 	Well shit
	Ferma: 	Marona was the nicest MW character
tirkaroKujo: 	There actually is a Marona token
tirkaroKujo: 	But she doesn't use that character
	Ferma: 	No no
tirkaroKujo: 	So I can't just do a flip
tirkaroKujo: 	(sad)
	Ferma: 	This is Midea's token, Marona's was Saber
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, I know
	Ferma: 	Midea was sort of crazy but not really
tirkaroKujo: 	Marona does in fact exist though
	Ferma: 	just buttfrustrated that her boyfriend never told her anything
	Ferma: 	so she took it out on the PCs (D)
	Ferma: 	as they walked in while she was trying to sabotage...damn I don't even remember
	Ferma: 	slateport shipyard IIRC
	Ferma: 	She was fairly low on the ladder \
	Ferma: 	whereas Marona was an Admin
	Wally: 	Also, you totally lied to me
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	Ferma: 	?
	Wally: 	Someone told me way, waaaaaaaay back when you were still playing Rocket PTA and I still rightfully hated PTA
	Justy: 	This was Midea's boyfriend/2nd-in-command of the evil team
	Cassius: 	.
	Cassius: 	What'd they say?
	Wally: 	That MW could play Female characters
	Cassius: 	And by evil I mean not actually evil hippo
	Cassius: 	ah
	Cassius: 	no
	Cassius: 	There was....
	Cassius: 	Marona and Vitrella
	Cassius: 	Vitrella being a random gym leader
	Cassius: 	that was overthrown by Heihachi
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	CC: 	for hatever reason she used this token
	CC: 	w*
	CC: 	that was indeed Heihachi
	CC: 	his name was Evice
	Heihachi 2: 	Hey, look
	Heihachi 2: 	MW could actually make tokens at this point
	CC: 	He was a recurring antagonist (CHEW)
	CC: 	Because MT crit Psychic killed his Toxicroak
	CC: 	And he got pissed
	CC: 	And constantly hunted us down
	CC: 	Forever.
	CC: 	He nearly fucking killed us
	Heihachi 2: 	Sounds like a MW character alright
	CC: 	Because he jumped in on Silver's date with this chick
	CC: 	And we had to all bust in there
	CC: 	Which Karsai accomplished by literally busting down the wall
	CC: 	battle took for fucking ever
	CC: 	He had like three companions, we barely beat them all, and then when we'd nearly won LoL just convinced everyone to gang up on this random Minimizing Clefable
	CC: 	and they spent 3 hours trying to hit it
	CC: 	while I fistfought a Machamp
	Phoenix: 	this is still the absolute worst token in the history of ever
	CC: 	hippo
	CC: 	I did not make that one
	CC: 	I...didn't even know it was in there
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	PhoenixWright: 	why do we have two PW tokens
	Phoenix Wright: 	And why is this one so much shittier
	Heihachi 2: 	Because the first one was from my folder?
	Phoenix Wright: 	maybe
	Heihachi 2: 	Yep, it was
	PhoenixWright: 	Clearly this is Finne's new body
	Heihachi 2: 	strange, I could have swore I put him in the Tirk PTA folder
	PhoenixWright: 	Also
	PhoenixWright: 	I wonder if what I said up there will affect anything
	PhoenixWright: 	or if this Midea is indeed just an evil bitch, which I assume she's not since she didn't literally rip me in half the instant she got the chance
	Ike: 	I'd be bleeding a lot if I had any blood
	Ike: 	Or a heart
	Ike: 	To pump said blood
	Ike: 	Wonder what that Fallen Skull chick even DID with that
	Redra: 	EVERYTHING HAS THE CONSEQUENCE SON
	Ike: 	Hipsy
	Ike: 	Clearly I should change my picture again
	Ike: 	Wait (D
	Ike: 	They didn't lock Redra up? (D)
	Kruschev: 	Not to spoil anything
	Kruschev: 	But this guy is hilariously overpowered
	Ike: 	hippo
	Kruschev: 	Too bad you will never fight him
	Ike: 	I fucking hope not
	Ike: 	But yes....
	Ike: 	I entirely assume we will be immediately arrested
	Ike: 	For stealing Redra's shit
	Ike: 	though I suppose we could easily jus tsay we did it to keep him from attacking anyone else
	Ike: 	It'd probably pass if they Sense Motive'd Hendrix (HMM)
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	PlenairPrinny: 	long lost sisters
	Joestar: 	And now for a little fun deleted scenes bit
	Joestar: 	Originally, when the Kingler attacked Joe, the original intention was to have the crab rip off his clothes, Mahoromatic-style
	PlenairPrinny: 	he is invisible
	PlenairPrinny: 	(HIPPO)
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	Shen Woo: 	Why'd you not use this for Quincy's token anyhow (HMM)
	Shen Woo: 	Also I assume those two are the first living gay couple
	Joestar: 	Who now
	Shen Woo: 	well male
	Shen Woo: 	Joe and whatsisface
	Cress: 	Cress?
	Shen Woo: 	Right
	Shen Woo: 	derp
	Cress: 	Well, Cress' token is sorta based off of a girl
	Cress: 	I guess it could always be a trap though
	Shen Woo: 	...
	Shen Woo: 	Oj
	Shen Woo: 	Oh*
	Shen Woo: 	Right
	Shen Woo: 	DUH
	Shen Woo: 	HER FUCKING NAME IS MINT
	Shen Woo: 	WHY DID I NOT REMEMBER THAT
	Shen Woo: 	HIPPO
	Shen Woo: 	As in the token
	Cress: 	I know
	Cress: 	It's the bitch from Pokemon TCG or something
	Shen Woo: 	Yeah
	Shen Woo: 	I know lol
	Shen Woo: 	TCG2
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	Tony Eisler: 	I want to use this smug bastard for SOMETHING in my game
	Heihachi 2: 	What's with his permenant DAT ASS face
	Tony Eisler: 	http://images.wikia.com/entrancewayrp/images/4/4b/Tony_renee-600x849.jpg
	Tony Eisler: 	Well
	Tony Eisler: 	He is partnered with that chick
	Wally 1: 	*Only non-spoiler token with a noticable ass*
	Tony Eisler: 	hippo
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	Zelos: 	I need to remake this token (D)
	Loomi: 	I will never find a non-forced situation where I can somehow stuff you all in my vagina and send you all through an elaborately-designed vagina dungeon sadfrog.jpg
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	ZelosWilder: 	This'll do
	ZelosWilder: 	I suppo
	ZelosWilder: 	se
	Tony Eisler: 	and you will find some way (D)
	Loomi: 	We will see
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	Sadi: 	IF ONLY I HAD FUCKING BEEN IN THAT FIGHT (D)
	Sadi: 	WE MIGHT HAVE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING (D)
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 8 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 21 » « 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 2 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 15 » « 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 11 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 24 » « 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 16 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 29 » « 1d20+6+7+1-3 = 4 + 6 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 15 » « 1d20+6+7+1-3 = 10 + 6 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 21 »
	Sadi: 	only one fucking hit
	Sadi: 	out of six attacks
	Sadi: 	go suck a dick maptool (D)
	Loomi: 	gj
	Sadi: 	« 1d6+1d6+6+7 = 6 + 1 + 6 + 7 = 20 » (D)
	Sadi: 	« 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 14 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 27 » « 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 7 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 20 » « 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 13 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 26 » « 1d20+8+7+1-3 = 3 + 8 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 16 » « 1d20+6+7+1-3 = 13 + 6 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 24 » « 1d20+6+7+1-3 = 12 + 6 + 7 + 1 - 3 = 23 »
	Sadi: 	TWO HITS WOO
	Sadi: 	« 1d6+1d6+6+7 = 1 + 6 + 6 + 7 = 20 » « 1d6+1d6+6+7 = 2 + 1 + 6 + 7 = 16 »
	Sadi: 	Yeah I might have fared better
	Sadi: 	If I'd had Haze
	Wally: 	perhaps
	Sadi: 	And she has Damage Reduction
	Joseph: 	I WOULD (crying) IF MY TEAR DUCTS WERE STILL ATTACHED
	Sadi: 	(FEDUP)
	Sadi: 	Haze just SHREDDED that fucker
	Sadi: 	I assume he was like, a whole level 4 Fighter
	Sadi: 	Orsomething
	Joseph: 	Level 6 Fighter actually
	Sadi: 	mips
	Sadi: 	also
	Sadi: 	would we have been boned if the Drill Dozer showed up
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	DrillMaster: 	.
	DrillMaster: 	I will never be used
	Drill Dozer: 	Indeed you would have
	Drill Dozer: 	But he decided to pull out
	DrillMaster: 	Despite Hendrix still having that javelin
	DrillMaster: 	But he cannot hit with it
	DrillMaster: 	Unless he can summon this thing from it
	Drill Dozer: 	As you sort of killed his partner in crime
	DrillMaster: 	Without an attack roll (D)
	Drill Dozer: 	Into tiny, shredded wheat
	DrillMaster: 	I assume they were evil as fuck anyhow
	Drill Dozer: 	They were infact quite assholish
	Sadi: 	Worst thing about Haze slaughtering him
	Drill Dozer: 	Not really fuck-all evil though, just tough-guy thugs
	Sadi: 	is just that she just had to BITE at him too
	Sadi: 	I assume it just looked like a stereotypical cartoon tustle
	Drill Dozer: 	Probably
	Sadi: 	except at the end the guy was a puddle on the ground
	Sadi: 	At least he died a mostly painless death
	Sadi: 	seeing he went from fairly alive to superdead in a matter of about two seconds
	Drill Dozer: 	I don't even think T-rex killed you that hard
	Sadi: 	Probably not
	Sadi: 	I think I was at -48
	Sadi: 	or something
	Drill Dozer: 	Hell, no, that was like, -47 or something
	Sadi: 	And he is at -71
	Sadi: 	-73 or something
	Joseph: 	-73
	Sadi: 	mips
	Joseph: 	But yes I entirely assume Haze was completely unphased by BRUTALLY TEARING A GUY 50 WAYS THROUGH SUNDAY
	Sadi: 	She was sort of phased
	Sadi: 	Mostly surprised though
	Sadi: 	Since she didn't mean to do it
	Sadi: 	IE, the only reason it really affected her was because it was unexpected/she didn't mean to kill him
	Sadi: 	she's not exactly opposed to killing things normally
	Sadi: 	but she just saw this guy as a really ineffectual loser
	Ike: 	at least they won't suspect me of being "Lucas"
	Ike: 	Since I'm not half fucking dead
	Ike: 	And am not bleeding
	Ike: 	Though I don't know if I was even bleeding before
	Ike: 	Not sure if the disguise sphere can create fake blodo
	Ike: 	...hell
	Ike: 	If I wasn't bleeding
	Ike: 	Why'd she even keep attacking me
	Ike: 	I'd have written me off as some sort of illusion or something
	Narumi: 	hmm, good point
	Narumi: 	A point that I will never, ever answer
	Ike: 	hippo
	Ike: 	Clearly this is just actually a defensive measure I can employ
	Ike: 	as I can change my voice with the sphere
	Ike: 	to just make it go in and out of tune so it looks like the "illusion" spell is breaking up
	Ike: 	though hopefully Hendrix will never be anywhere near attackers anyhow
	Narumi: 	hopefully
	Ike: 	Tirk: (SINISTER)
	Sadi: 	another reason I'd have been nice to have
	Sadi: 	barkskin and mage armor
	Sadi: 	makes me just about immortal
	Sadi: 	with 29 AC
	Lucifer: 	I entirely expect you'll be strong enough to fight this guy at the end of this campaign
	Sadi: 	Well probably
	Sadi: 	Hell we're level 10 already
	Sadi: 	And have not destroyed/lit a single fucking lighthouse
	Sadi: 	We should probably get on taht
	Sadi: 	As I assume each one will make the world less shitty
	Lucifer: 	Ironically, the arc where you actually get to destroying the towers will probably be the shortest one
	Lucifer: 	Compared to everything else
	Sadi: 	Wait
	Sadi: 	Only one arc for all the towers?
	Lucifer: 	At this point
	Sadi: 	I would assume each tower would have its own overarching...arc
	Sadi: 	Like traveling to/unlocking said tower
	Lucifer: 	Well yes
	Lucifer: 	But I am saying alltogether combined
	Sadi: 	m
	Sadi: 	>mfw all the towers are Castlevania maps
	Lucifer: 	they will probably end up being naaauthing compared ot all these other arcs
	Lucifer: 	Esp since there's only 3 of them
	Shen Woo: 	m
	Shen Woo: 	I assume this arc will be the longest
	Shen Woo: 	Unless we just get arrested
	Lucifer: 	Honestly?
	Shen Woo: 	Alsot he consequences will never be the same
	Lucifer: 	I entirely expect you'll somehow cut this arc short
	Shen Woo: 	>somehow
	Lucifer: 	Though no matter, I'll still find some way to shoehorn in the ending
	Ike: 	>I am apparently a pyromaniac
	Lucifer: 	and that's all that matters
	Ike: 	Also
	Ike: 	>Haze disappears
	Ike: 	>nobody thinks I just up and died
	Ike: 	Idon't know if they're stupid, have a lot of faith in me, or are stupid for having a lot of faith in me
	Ike: 	As I thoroughly got my ass handed to me there
	Midea: 	Oh, wait
	Midea: 	Midea is actually STRONGER than Wally
	Midea: 	Though she doesn't have his 18-20 crit range
	Midea: 	If she did, yeah, you would probably be dead
	Midea: 	anyway, sleeping now