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fluffy tv - plot and special hugs

Sep 2nd, 2012
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  1. >be Uncle Eddie Patterfamilia.
  2. >yes THAT Uncle Eddie. You've seen my work. Spectacular.
  3. >for the uptight pussies in the crowd, you used to act and direct in those "barely legal" videos
  4. >your speciality was assfucking 18 year old girls while making them suck giant lollipops
  5. >then you jam the lolli in their snatch and...
  6. >well, you get the idea
  7. >then you got Hepatitis. no one would work with you. can't blame them, but it still sucks
  8. >but that was last year. a few months ago you were contacted by some producer for The Hub
  9. >you hadn't heard of the guy, but you were in totally different industries.
  10. >seems he knew you, though, and liked your work. he was offering a job
  11. >a GOOD job. director for two shows just for fluffy ponies. guy had a whole channel of them already
  12. >it was making money, too. a LOT of it. you'd be a fool to refuse.
  13. >the first was called "Plot" - all it consisted of was shots of fluffy pony mares showing their cooches
  14. >that was it. nothing fancy. just hop down to the adoption agency, pick up a few strays and dress them up a little
  15. >then video tape them from the backside, for the most part
  16. >easy peasy Japanesey.
  17. >at first you started going to great lengths to get them to show the goods.
  18. >shaving, duct tape, string, beatings, anal insertion, more beatings...
  19. >then the producer guy explained that you didn't always have to show all the goods
  20. >in fact, sometimes the insinuation was part of the eroticism for these things
  21. >you can dig that... sort of like when you would stare at underwear models in catalogs when you were a kid
  22. >so you took it down a notch... let them show what they wanted to show
  23. >although you learned a few tricks, too. sometimes bring a good-looking stallion into the room
  24. >sometimes that alone would get those bitches raising their tails
  25. >sometimes you'd let them start the mating process. inevitably the same thing would happen
  26. >a few... special... fellows even offered to bring their own mares down to be on the show
  27. >fuck it. that's five bucks less per head you'd have to pay from the adoption fees.
  28. >not to mention not having to take care of them.
  29. >you even managed to get a couple of guest stars.
  30. >your highest rated show so far featured "Missy Elly May" from the "Beverly Fluffbillies"
  31. >although you had mostly stopped using bogus methods to show their plot, you made sure Missy Elly May got fully exposed
  32. >shit, that was easy enough.
  33. >when the little prima donna bitch wouldn't show the goods, you just pulled her tail up and pointed her at the nearest camera.
  34. >her owner was pissed but Fluff TV ended up selling ten times as many Missy Elly May Fluffckers (tm) than they were before
  35. >having gotten "Plot" almost on autopilot you concentrated on the real jewel in your crown: "Special Hugs"
  36. >it was exactly what it sounded like. record fluffies fucking.
  37. >again, you were shocked how many owners willingly brought in their own pets to be on camera
  38. >if these people had kids they'd have them in those fucked-up pre-pubescent beauty contests
  39. >this show was a bit more difficult and certainly more controversial
  40. >the gimmick was that you had to shoot the sex scenes so they always looked consentual... on both sides
  41. >once in a while you'd get a really randy female that would attack males so they would be mounted
  42. >that ended up with a couple of bites or kicks in their balls. must have hurt like a motherfucker
  43. >there were always females that didn't want it. well, fortunately they're still classified as animals so a little force could be used
  44. >I mean... you don't hold down Monica Bellucci and yell at her to take that cock and then beat her ass with a paddle when she cries
  45. >that would be pretty fucking awesome, but it still doesn't happen
  46. >so these little cunts would get smacked, anally penetrated, whipped, screamed at, punched, tied up, tied down, gagged, whatever it took
  47. >thank god for dubbed audio tracks
  48. >
  49. >Season 1:Episode 23:Segment:2 "Orangeade and General"
  50. >"Action!"
  51. "wahhhhhhhhhh! dun wan speshal huggies fwom bad fwuffy! meanie fwuffy bite owangeade eaw!"
  52. >"George, give General a couple of whacks with the Sorry Stick for biting."
  53. >"Yes, sir."
  54. >"nuu! nuu sowwy stick! genewal sowwy!"
  55. >"Shut up."
  56. >*whack whack whack*
  57. >"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  58. >"Get him back on top of her. Good. Action. Camera two, get in position."
  59. >"pwease stawp! hewp! hewp! bad fwuffy giff bad feewlies! dun wan..."
  60. >"She's crying again."
  61. >"Stick the hot pepper up her ass."
  62. >"Are you..."
  63. >"Do not second guess me, boy. You jam that pepper in there and keep your mouth shut."
  64. >"Yes, sir."
  65. >"Action."
  66. >"wahhhhhhhhhhh! hawt! hawt! hawt in poopie pwace!"
  67. >"You get that, audio?"
  68. >"Got it, sir."
  69. >"enf enf enf"
  70. >"pwease staaaaaaaaaaawp!"
  71. >"duct tape her mouth."
  72. >"Got it."
  73. >"mmph! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph!"
  74. >"Audio?"
  75. >"yeah, good... good levels. I can work with this."
  76. >"All right, let shithead finish, get the money shot and throw these two idiots down the trash chute."
  77. >"enf enf enf... wauuuuuuuuuugh!"
  78. >"Nice money shot. Good work, camera one."
  79. >"Thanks, boss."
  80. >"Sir, she's still too distraught... I need a couple of close-ups of her enjoying it."
  81. >"Bring some spaghetti in here."
  82. >the mare's eyes light up at the mention of spaghetti.
  83. >"Cameras one and two, get closeups of her face."
  84. >the spaghetti is placed in front of the mare. immediately her mood changes and she looks happy
  85. >"Let her eat a little..."
  86. >the mare eats some, smiling...
  87. >"Cut. Get her the fuck outta here."
  88. >"nuuu! wan mo spagettis! nuuuuuu!"
  89. >the production assistant casually tosses her down a trash chute.
  90. >"wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
  91. >"What's that like a five story drop?"
  92. >"Six."
  93. >"Good. Okay, bring in the ponies for segment three."
  94. >Season 1:Episode 23:Segment:3 "Ghost and Laquanda"
  95. >"This like some sorta interracial thing? You got a white fluffy and a black fluffy there."
  96. >"I guess so, yeah."
  97. >"We might have to edit this segment out when it plays in the South."
  98. >"I can't believe there's still bigotry out there. Makes you sad for humanity."
  99. >"It sure does, George. Sure does. *sigh* ACTION! Take that fucking cock, bitch!"
  100. >thank god you didn't have to go into snuff films.
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