if (temps < 2) { affiche = "Wow.. Do you have a brain at least ??"; } else if (temps < 5) { affiche = "Congratulations ! You're almost as smart as a poodle !"; } else if (temps < 10) { affiche = "Hey it's a good time ! Especially if you're 3 years old !"; } else if (temps < 15) { affiche = "It's exactly the same time as Paris Hilton, bravo !"; } else if (temps < 20) { affiche = "I don't know why, but I'm sure you're not as stupid as this, and you want to play again."; } else if (temps < 25) { affiche = "Hey not too bad ! Well, it's not amazing, but sufficient, for someone like you.."; } else if (temps < 30) { affiche = "Eheh ! Great ! But you're not concentrated I think, or maybe you're just stupid. !"; } else if (temps < 35) { affiche = "It's a good time ! Well, you didn't discover relativity, but it isn't what we ask to you..."; } else if (temps < 40) { affiche = "Wow what a time ! Well it's not a HUGE time, but it's cool when we see your face !"; } else if (temps < 45) { affiche = "I think you cheated ! Or you're smart, but people like you are so rare, mmh it's strange..."; } else { affiche = "Well well, and you'll say you didn't cheat dude ?? My ass.."; }

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