Carp 2 electric boogaloo - JoJo reference edition

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #555
part 1: https://pastebin.com/2vNQpUdM
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>Charlie has an idea
>It's a wonderful idea
>"Let's go fishing!" she says
>"Fishing is a lovely passtime!" says alastor
>It was indeed a wonderful idea
>IF THEY WEREN'T IN HELL
>Dragged to a local lake the hotel crew are for the most part having fun
>Alastor, husk, and nifty are decked out in full fishing gear
>Angel dust has four rods
>And vaggie does not want to be here but hides it behind a fake smile for charlie
>Husk is half drunk but is having a good time, reminding him of his times before the war.
>Alastor is catching catfish and crawdads left and right
>Nifty is readying a large array of spices and a grill for the coming feast
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>Charlie is having a good time
>She's caught nothing and but is happy her scheme is working relatively well
>When suddenly a bite!
>She hooks and reels it in quick to charlies enthusiasm.
>It's a carp. A huge carp.
>A fish that's not good for eating.
>Vaggie is happy charlie finally caught something while everyone else snickers
>Vaggie is annoyed by this and attempts to stab it out of frustration.
>THE CARP STANDS UP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI&feature=emb_title
>It takes the hook out of it's mouth with it's large meaty hands.
>The buff STANDING carp points at charlie "GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB"
>The carp begins walking closer
>Everyone is utterly befudded by this except Husk
>Husk begins to walk towards the carp
>"You can't just talk to charlie like that. Someone aughtta teach you a lesson." says husk with a smirk
>"GLUB? GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!"
>"I can't kick your ass without getting closer."
>"GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB!"
>Everyone is now glued in befuddlement to this chain of events
>Even alastor, who's smile now is conveying his confusion
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>Then the punches start flying
>Husk is dishing it out just as good as he takes it, his army days served him well
>A rumbling laughter overtakes both as they beat the shit out of each other
>They both stop punching, both equally exhausted and bruised
>"How've you been carpman?" husk asks suddenly
>To everyone's surprise the carp gurgles back a bubbling reply.
>"We're gonna make some food ya wanna join us? I got the good stuff too." Husk asks as gestures to a cooler filled with alcohol
>The carp gurgles an affirmative and sets down on a bench next to them
>Charlie looks miserable because something like this happened and vaggie keeps trying to consul her
>Alastor cooks up a large dish of cajun style catfish and cooked crawdads
>"You know this fish?" asks Alastor
>"He's a buddy of mine from my gambling days." replies Husk