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Dear @realDonaldTrump , as you can probably tell, there is a LOT of anger directed at you. Of course there is, you ran your campaign like a schoolyard bully, a racist, a man who's committed sexual assualt, pseudo pedophilia by claiming that a thirteen year old, in ten years, would be dating you.

Yet, you proved to millions of impressionable children, through that campaign, that if you're a generally horrible person, you can do anything. Did you know that there's been an earthquake in California for the past seven hours? It was mentioned on the election coverage, I tweeted it out multiple times, and it was timed perfectly with your victory, if we can call it that. I guess you'll shake up america, and either the planet itself will kill you or someone else will. Myself? I don't particularly care. I just barely get by, barely survive the verbal assault and the psychological abuse of a few people just to stay out of homelessness.

Donald, I will never call you President. Even now, the world still shakes with anger, the collective anger of people who were robbed by your victory. Did you know, that suicide hotlines have been busy, because hundreds of thousands of people filled with fear and anger of your victory are calling? Or that Canada's immigration website is down because of the flood of people visiting it? Or that there are riots all over the place because of you?

You'll have a lot to adjust to. You won't be able to fire people in your cabinet because you don't agree with them, you're stuck with them. You can't fire the police, firefighters, or any of your staff because they sneeze the wrong way. I yelled a lot when the results were announced, and I'm still furious/ The anchors on TV? They try to maintain a mask of professionalism, but we already know its just a matter of time before the stress breaks them.

Donald, welcome to the real world. hope it doesn't kick your ass.