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LOOK, IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THIS,
IN TECH AND IN LIFE:

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IF YOU'RE NOT DISRUPTING,
YOU'RE NOT INNOVATING.

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YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD
IN TWO HOURS.

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OH, SORRY,
I WAS WATCHING SIMON LANG.

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- I...
- SIMON LANG?

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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA INTERACT
WITH REAL PEOPLE

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WHO ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU?

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YOU KNOW, THE GREAT THING
ABOUT COLLEGE IS

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IT'S THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE
FRIENDSHIPS THAT LAST A LIFETIME.

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DO YOU KNOW WHO
YOUR ROOMMATE'S GONNA BE?

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A GUY NAMED LANCE BLACK.

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I BET HE'S LOVELY.

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DID YOU CALL
TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF?

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I DID, I DID.
I LEFT HIM A VOICEMAIL.

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- NEVER CALLED BACK.
- WELL, DID YOU SOUND LIKE A NERD?

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SORRY.
SOUNDED LIKE MYSELF.

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YEAH, THAT'S WHY
HE DIDN'T CALL BACK.

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OH, ASHLEY.
GUYS, PLEASE.

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- ENTREZ-NOUS.
- OKAY.

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HERE WE GO.

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OH, IT'S, UM...

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IT'S A LITTLE SMALLER
THAN IT LOOKED IN THE BROCHURE.

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I THINK IT'S BIG ENOUGH
FOR TWO PEOPLE.

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WHAT IF YOU WANT
TO HAVE FRIENDS OVER?

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LET'S GET REAL, MOM.
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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JAMES, PLEASE DON'T LET THE
COMPUTER BE YOUR ONLY FRIEND.

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JAMES: IT'S NOT.

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IT'S HOPELESS.

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OKAY.

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ONE DAY,
I WILL CODE AN APP

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THAT WILL REALLY
MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

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JAMES, I KNOW IT'S
NOT PRINCETON OR M.I.T.

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NO, MOM, DON'T DO THAT.
IT'S OKAY.

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I JUST REALLY HOPE

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MY ROOMMATE'S, LIKE,
AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART.

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MOM, LET'S GO.

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I'VE GOT A PARTY
TO GET TO TONIGHT.

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OKAY.
AAH.

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THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE YOU.

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OOH, I LOVE YOU,
I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.

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OKAY, JAMES... HAVE FUN.

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- BYE, JAMES.
- BYE, JAMES.

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BE GOOD.
NO, DON'T BE GOOD.

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BE ROTTEN,
BUT EAT GOOD,

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- AND HAVE FUN, AND...
- MOM, LET'S GO.

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I'M SURE YOUR ROOMMATE
WILL BE LOVELY.

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JAMES: OH.

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HI.
YOU MUST BE LANCE.

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YEAH. YOU MUST BE MY SOON-TO-BE-TRANSFERRED-
TO-ANOTHER-COLLEGE ROOMMATE.

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OH, OKAY.
UM...

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SO THIS IS YOUR SIDE
OF THE ROOM.

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I HAVE LEFT IT
COMPLETELY UNTOUCHED.

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DO YOU NEED HELP
BRINGING ANYTHING IN?

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NO, I GOT IT COVERED.
THANKS, THOUGH.

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HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GRAB
SOMETHING TO EAT?

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ACTUALLY, YEAH,
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.

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- YEAH.
- OKAY, COOL.

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I'LL SEE YOU, MAN.

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UH, OKAY, NO, YEAH.

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THAT'S... THAT'S COOL.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO.

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I WAS GONNA FINISH UP
ON SOME WORK THAT I WAS DOING,

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SO MAYBE WE COULD CHAT ABOUT IT
LATER OVER SOME CHAI TEA,

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OR... OKAY.

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HERE YOU GO, MAN.
HAVE A NICE NIGHT.

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WOMAN: ORDER NUMBER SEVEN
IS READY!

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GOD, I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU.

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I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME.

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OH, IT'S... UH, IT'S ROB.

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ROB.
WHAT'S YOUR LAST NAME, ROB?

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WHY DO YOU
NEED SO MUCH INFORMATION?

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YOUR LAST NAME IS
"SO MUCH INFORMATION"?

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WELL, YEAH.

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LOOK, YOU SEE THIS?

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WHAT? IT'S A PHONE.

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NO, NO, NO,
IT'S NOT A PHONE.

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THIS IS A 24/7 PORTAL
TO ALL THE SEX THAT

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I COULD EVER DREAM ABOUT.

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ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CLICK.

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SO...?

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SO, I MEAN,
YOU'RE OBSOLETE.

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OKAY, LIKE, I'M NOT GONNA TELL
YOU WHAT MY LAST NAME IS,

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AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU
WHERE I'M FROM

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OR WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL
OR WHAT I DO AT SCHOOL, OKAY?

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AND YOU KNOW
WHAT THE BEST PART IS?

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I DON'T HAVE TO, OKAY?

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HEY, HEY, WESLEY, MAN.
WAIT UP, MAN.

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WESLEY.

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HE WAS CUTE.

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- I GUESS.
- WHY'D HE LEAVE?

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HE WOULDN'T EVEN TELL ME
HIS LAST NAME.

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SO?

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SO I'M GOING HOME.

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HEY, WAIT.

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MIND IF I HOOK UP WITH HIM?

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WHATEVER, RACHEL.

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HEY, WAIT UP.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS,

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FIRST OR LAST.

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HANNAH?

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- YOU GO TO SCHOOL HERE?
- YEP.

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- ME, TOO.
- OKAY, COOL.

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I MEAN, I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU SINCE...

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SINCE PROM NIGHT IN MAY.

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YEAH, JAMES, LET'S PLEASE
NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

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LOOK, I WAS JUST
TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU.

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- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IT.
- LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID SO WRONG.

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I MEAN, I...
WAS MY VOICE THAT BAD?

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NO, YOUR VOICE WAS GREAT.

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THEN WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

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JAMES.

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YOU KNOW HOW SHY I AM.

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WHEN YOU PICKED UP
THAT MICROPHONE

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AND ANNOUNCED MY NAME IN FRONT
OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE,

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400 PAIRS OF EYES
TURNED TO FACE ME.

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I WAS MORTIFIED.
I UNDERSTAND

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THAT YOU WANTED TO EXPRESS
YOUR FEELINGS TO ME,

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BUT THERE'S A WAY BETTER WAY OF
DOING THAT THAN HUMILIATING ME.

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HANNAH, I'M REALLY SORRY.
SERIOUSLY, MY INTENTIONS

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WERE THE EXACT OPPOSITE
OF THE RESULTS,

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AND I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SHOW YOU THAT I LIKED YOU

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BEFORE WE GRADUATED
AND WENT OFF TO COLLEGE,

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AND I TRIED FOR FOUR YEARS
AND NOTHING WORKED.

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PLEASE JUST WALK ME TO MY DORM
AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE.

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I'M JUST NEVER
GONNA SING AGAIN.

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NO, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO DO THAT,

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AND YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE
TO DO THAT FOR ME.

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I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU,
HANNAH.

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THEN PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE IN
MY QUIET SPACE WITH MY BOOKS.

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IF YOU WANT TO READ,
I'LL WATCH THE GROUND

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SO YOU DON'T TRIP
ON ANYTHING ELSE.

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OKAY.

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AT LEAST TELL ME
WHAT YOU'RE READING.

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- "SENSE AND SENSIBILITY" BY JANE AUSTEN.
- JANE AUSTEN.

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HAVE YOU READ HER WORK?

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I LOVE JANE AUSTEN, YEAH.

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- ME, TOO.
- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT HER?

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SHE WRITES COMPLEX,
STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS.

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HER CHARACTERS
ARE SO EXTRAVAGANT.

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THEIR NAMES ARE SO PRECISE,
KINDA LIKE IP ADDRESSES.

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YEAH, I MEAN, YOU CAN TELL SO MUCH
ABOUT A PERSON BY THEIR NAME.

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WELL...

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HEY, UM,
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT...

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THERE'S A CHASM BETWEEN
MY INTENTIONS AND MY RESULTS.

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I KNOW
YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

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I'LL SEE YOU IN CS.

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- ELEVATOR: FLOOR NUMBER FIVE.
- YES, YEAH.

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- I'LL SEE YOU AS WELL.
- ELEVATOR: GOING UP.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! JUST
COME BACK TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?

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I GOT COMPANY.

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WHAT? WHY?
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?

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NOT HERE.

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JUST FIGURE IT OUT, MAN.

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YEAH, JUST ATE DINNER,
TUCKED IN FOR BED NOW.

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REALLY COMFORTABLE, ACTUALLY.

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UH, YEAH,
THE SHEETS YOU GOT ME,

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THEY'RE REALLY SOFT.

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USING THEM A LOT.

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LANCE SEEMS...

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PRETTY ACCEPTING OF ME.

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HEY!

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OH! GET DRESSED,
GET DRESSED!

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YOU PROMISED ME
COFFEE AND BAGELS.

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YEAH, I KNOW.
I'LL SEND YOU THE GIFT CARD

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VIA THE EMAIL
FOR BAGEL BROS,

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BUT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA
GET DRESSED,

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- YOU'RE GOING OUT THE WINDOW.
- EXCUSE ME?

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YEAH, YOU'RE EXITING
VIA WINDOW.

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ARE YOU CRAZY?

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IT'S LITERALLY JUST
THE GROUND FLOOR,

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YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.

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ALL THOSE NICE THINGS
I SAID ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT,

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I TAKE THEM ALL BACK.

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HEY, HEY, HEY!
YOU IN THERE?

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
I'M COMING, POPS!

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I'M JUST... UM...
PUTTING ON SOME PANTS.

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WHAT'S YOUR DAD DOING HERE?

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I THINK HE'S JUST BRINGING
ME MY STUFF, ALL RIGHT?

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BUT IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO,
COME ON.

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I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.

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HEY! BIMBO FLYING!
SOMEBODY CATCH HER!

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HEY!

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DUDE...

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I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE
TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

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COME HERE.

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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

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THANKS FOR COMING OUT.

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WOW!

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YOU HAD A GOOD TRIP UP?

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YEAH, GREAT TRIP!
WOW!

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- GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
- WOW!

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WELL, THIS IS THE SPOT.

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AWESOME, BRO,
THIS IS AWESOME.

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DESK, BED...

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- HEY, THIS IS INGA.
- INGA?

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- HI.
- INGA?

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WHAT HAPPENED TO FABIOLA?

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- INGA HAPPENED TO FABIOLA.
- OH.

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ALL GOOD, ALL GOOD.

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- OKAY.
- HEY, INGA, UNPACK EVERYTHING,

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AND THEN KINDA PUT IT ALL AWAY
NICE AND ORGANIZED.

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- SURE.
- I'MA TAKE THE BIG GUY OUT TO BREAKFAST.

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- SURE.
- IS THAT GREAT?

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BAGELS AND COFFEE.

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WHICH WOULD MAKE THAT...

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SORRY I'M LATE, PROFESSOR,
I WAS JUST, UM...

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READING THAT BOOK
IN YOUR SYLLABUS.

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SO LATENESS WILL PUT YOU
ON THE FAST TRACK

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TO GETTING AN F
IN MY CLASS.

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TAKE A SEAT.

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AND WIPE THE GIRL
OFF YOUR FACE, PLEASE.

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ALL RIGHT, SO, YOUR ASSIGNMENT

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WAS TO CREATE TRUTH TABLES

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BASED ON THE READING.

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SO, WHO AMONG YOU
DID THE ASSIGNMENT?

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UM, I COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT,
PROFESSOR BARNES.

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I'M SORRY,
TODAY'S THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS,

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WHEN DID YOU ASSIGN THIS?

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IT WAS IN YOUR SYLLABUS
I SENT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

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OVER TWO WEEKS AGO.

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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

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UH, JAMES SINGER.

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ALL RIGHT, JAMES,
SINCE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE

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WHO APPARENTLY READ
THE SYLLABUS,

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OR COMPLETED THE ASSIGNMENT,

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WOULD YOU CARE TO STAND UP
AND EXPLAIN IT TO THE CLASS?

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UH, YEAH,
OF COURSE, YEAH.

227
00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:36,700
THAT, MY FRIEND, PUTS YOU ON
THE FAST TRACK TO GETTING AN A,

228
00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:37,903
OKAY?

229
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:45,942
UH...

230
00:12:45,944 --> 00:12:50,712
ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T DO IT,
IT WAS A DIFFERENT ONE.

231
00:12:50,714 --> 00:12:52,681
I DIDN'T COMPLETE IT AT ALL,
ACTUALLY.

232
00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:54,583
UH-HUH.

233
00:12:54,585 --> 00:12:57,085
GOD, I MISS NEW HAVEN.

234
00:12:57,087 --> 00:12:58,787
LISTEN...

235
00:12:58,789 --> 00:13:02,723
...THIS CLASS IS YOUR DOORWAY
TO EVERY OTHER

236
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:06,660
COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE
IN THIS ENTIRE COLLEGE.

237
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:08,763
IT IS A REQUIREMENT
THAT I MAKE IT TOUGH.

238
00:13:08,765 --> 00:13:10,597
WHY IS THAT A REQUIREMENT?

239
00:13:10,599 --> 00:13:12,365
TO WEED OUT THE UNWORTHY.

240
00:13:12,367 --> 00:13:14,567
THE CODING FIELD IS OVERCROWDED
WITH DABBLERS,

241
00:13:14,569 --> 00:13:16,836
AND I FOR ONE...
EXCUSE ME, TAKE THOSE OFF!

242
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:18,838
THANK YOU.

243
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,340
AND STOP LOOKING
AT YOUR NAILS, THANK YOU.

244
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:24,510
SO, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE ANY
OTHER COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSES

245
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,811
AT THIS COLLEGE, OR YOU WANT
A CAREER IN IT,

246
00:13:25,813 --> 00:13:27,513
YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY CLASS,

247
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:31,516
AND IN ORDER TO PASS MY CLASS,
YOU HAVE TO WORK...

248
00:13:31,518 --> 00:13:33,551
VERY HARD.

249
00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:35,288
CLASS DISMISSED.

250
00:13:47,866 --> 00:13:49,868
- WHAT'S UP?
- HEY, SQUARE.

251
00:13:51,502 --> 00:13:53,036
LISTEN,
ME AND THE OTHER STUDENTS,

252
00:13:53,038 --> 00:13:55,771
WE KINDA... WE'VE COME UP
WITH A PLAN.

253
00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:56,906
FOR WHAT?

254
00:13:56,908 --> 00:13:59,508
TO PASS CS.

255
00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,110
UH, WHAT'S THE PLAN?

256
00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:05,080
BRO, ARE YOU GONNA
SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES?

257
00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:06,514
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP WITH PROFESSOR BARNES.
- THAT'S GNARLY.

258
00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:08,483
DON'T DO IT.

259
00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:11,052
SHE WOULD PROBABLY FALL INTO A
DEPRESSION, EVEN THOUGH SHE DIGS ME.

260
00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:12,987
THE THING IS I WOULD GET
EXPELLED AND WE DON'T WANT THAT,

261
00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:15,489
SO WE HAVE TO DO THIS
A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.

262
00:14:15,491 --> 00:14:16,723
HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING,

263
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:20,093
SHE CAN'T FAIL ALL OF US
AT ONCE, OKAY?

264
00:14:20,095 --> 00:14:23,396
SO WE EITHER SINK TOGETHER
OR WE DROWN TOGETHER.

265
00:14:23,398 --> 00:14:25,498
ISN'T THAT THE SAME THING?
I THINK IT'S THE SAME THING.

266
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,699
YEAH, I'M PRETTY SURE
IT'S THE POINT.

267
00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,501
I... I KNOW.

268
00:14:28,503 --> 00:14:31,070
I'M GONNA TELL YOU IF
AND WHEN WE DO THE ASSIGNMENTS,

269
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,138
OKAY?

270
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,538
HOW ARE YOU GONNA LEARN?

271
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,608
WHAT?

272
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,044
HOW ARE WE GONNA LEARN?
BRO, WE DON'T WANNA LEARN.

273
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,412
WE JUST WANNA PASS
THE CS REQUIREMENTS.

274
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:44,049
NO, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF,
WESLEY.

275
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,417
SORRY, I HATE HIM.
I WANT TO LEARN.

276
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,054
SEE, HE WANTS TO LEARN.

277
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,590
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE PLAN
OR NOT?

278
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,792
- HE WANTS TO...
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?

279
00:14:55,794 --> 00:15:00,163
- I UNDERSTAND.
- GOOD.

280
00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,965
WE'LL BE IN CONTACT.

281
00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:05,134
TILL THEN, DO YOU,
BOO-BOO.

282
00:15:05,136 --> 00:15:06,635
COME ON GUYS, LET'S GO.

283
00:15:06,637 --> 00:15:08,570
- SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR.
- OKAY, OKAY.

284
00:15:08,572 --> 00:15:09,838
- REMEMBER THAT.
- LOVE YOU.

285
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,607
WHAT?

286
00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:14,776
ALL RIGHT, NOW GUYS, WHAT
DATING APP WOULD YOU RECOMMEND?

287
00:15:14,778 --> 00:15:16,444
NONE OF 'EM, MAN,
DATING IS FOR PUTZES.

288
00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:18,146
WHY WOULD I WASTE MY MONEY
ON A MOVIE?

289
00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:20,648
- OR DINNER?
- OR FLOWERS?

290
00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:22,550
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
GAVE A GIRL FLOWERS.

291
00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:25,086
HEY, DON'T DISS FLOWERS,
MY DAD GIVES MY MOM FLOWERS

292
00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:26,653
ALL THE TIME AND IT
ALWAYS MAKES HER HAPPY.

293
00:15:26,655 --> 00:15:27,955
THAT WENT OUT
WITH THE 20TH CENTURY.

294
00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:29,123
I'M GONNA
FALL.

295
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:30,624
IT'S A WASTE OF TIME
AND MONEY.

296
00:15:30,626 --> 00:15:32,092
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S A NUMBERS GAME.

297
00:15:32,094 --> 00:15:35,862
SEE, THE MARKET IS SATURATED
IN SINGLE, SLUTTY GIRLS,

298
00:15:35,864 --> 00:15:37,898
AND IT'S A BUYER'S MARKET.

299
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,632
HEY, LANCE, DO YOU HAVE
A MINUTE?

300
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,100
ACTUALLY NO, WE'RE IN
A BOARD MEETING,

301
00:15:41,102 --> 00:15:45,503
- IT'S KINDA PRIVATE.
- OH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME?

302
00:15:45,505 --> 00:15:47,106
WELL, DO I KNOW YOU?

303
00:15:47,108 --> 00:15:50,541
UH, YEAH,
WE SLEPT TOGETHER.

304
00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:53,177
- UM...
- YOU NEVER CALLED.

305
00:15:53,179 --> 00:15:55,747
I WILL CALL YOU.

306
00:15:55,749 --> 00:15:57,514
I PROMISE, I WILL CALL YOU.

307
00:15:57,516 --> 00:15:59,850
OKAY?

308
00:15:59,852 --> 00:16:00,918
BYE.

309
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,821
HE IS NOT GONNA CALL YOU.

310
00:16:04,823 --> 00:16:07,090
SO WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS SAY
IS THE BEST HOOK-UP APP?

311
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,659
UM...

312
00:16:09,661 --> 00:16:12,195
WELL, I GUESS THE PERFECT APP
HASN'T EVEN BEEN CREATED YET.

313
00:16:12,197 --> 00:16:14,630
- WHOA.
- HELLO.

314
00:16:14,632 --> 00:16:17,499
YEAH, BUT WHAT FEATURES
DO YOU THINK WE NEED?

315
00:16:17,501 --> 00:16:20,269
YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE
A GIRL AIRLIFTED OUT OF MY BED

316
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,238
- THE SECOND I'M FINISHED WITH HER.
- OOH!

317
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,840
YIKES, I DON'T THINK TELEPORTATION
EXISTS YET, LANCE, SO...

318
00:16:25,842 --> 00:16:27,842
I WAS BEING THEORETICAL.

319
00:16:27,844 --> 00:16:29,510
YEAH, THEORETICAL.

320
00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:32,613
YOU KNOW, IT WOULD HAVE TO
MAKE SURE THAT A GIRL

321
00:16:32,615 --> 00:16:34,648
COULDN'T FIND ME AFTER,
YOU KNOW?

322
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:35,983
OR EVEN IF
SHE WANTED TO FIND ME

323
00:16:35,985 --> 00:16:38,518
SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO
BECAUSE THE INFORMATION

324
00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,088
WOULD GET LOST OR MAYBE
IT WOULD JUST MORPH MY ACCOUNT

325
00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:42,789
INTO SOME OTHER ACCOUNT.

326
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:44,557
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO,
I GET WHAT YOU MEAN,

327
00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:47,560
LIKE, YOU COULD MIX UP
OUR IDENTITY OR SOMETHING.

328
00:16:47,562 --> 00:16:50,096
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY
WHAT I JUST SAID.

329
00:16:50,098 --> 00:16:52,265
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

330
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,766
WHY DON'T WE JUST CREATE
AN APP LIKE THAT.

331
00:16:54,768 --> 00:16:58,236
OH, YOU KNOW HOW TO CODE?

332
00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:00,538
BUT WE'RE TAKING A COMPUTER
SCIENCE CLASS,

333
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,040
WE CAN LEARN.

334
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,642
NO, WE CAN'T. NOT TO DO
SOMETHING THAT SOPHISTICATED.

335
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,043
WE DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
THE BOOK.

336
00:17:06,045 --> 00:17:08,948
YEAH, WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND
THE SYLLABUS.

337
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,320
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

338
00:17:16,322 --> 00:17:18,154
DISRUPTION IS NOT AN APP.

339
00:17:18,156 --> 00:17:20,056
DISRUPTION IS NOT GADGET.

340
00:17:20,058 --> 00:17:22,624
DISRUPTION IS NOT
A BUSINESS MODEL.

341
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:26,895
DISRUPTION IS CATACLYSMIC CHANGE
IN HUMAN BEHAVIOR

342
00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:29,231
BROUGHT ON BY CONSENSUS.

343
00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,233
I'M NOT DOING THE HOMEWORK,
I'M JUST READING THE BOOK.

344
00:17:31,235 --> 00:17:32,968
YOU DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T
READ THE BOOK, IS THAT OKAY?

345
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,037
RELAX.
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE BOOK?

346
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,006
IT'S ON THE SYLLABUS.

347
00:17:38,008 --> 00:17:40,241
IT'S "PROGRAMMING SOCIAL
ENGAGEMENT PLATFORMS."

348
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:42,110
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

349
00:17:42,112 --> 00:17:43,910
- YOU'RE KIDDING.
- I NEVER KID.

350
00:17:43,912 --> 00:17:45,746
WELL, I THINK THAT MIGHT
BE A PROBLEM, JAMES.

351
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,281
- HEY, THAT'S MINE.
- WELL, IT'S A NICE PHONE CASE.

352
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,583
- THANK YOU.
- IT'S BIRDS.

353
00:17:49,585 --> 00:17:51,885
- MM-HMM.
- IS THE BOOK HARD?

354
00:17:51,887 --> 00:17:52,886
I'VE READ IT BEFORE.

355
00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:53,987
I MEAN THE ORIGINAL EDITION.

356
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,755
WHAT, IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS?

357
00:17:55,757 --> 00:17:57,226
NO, WHEN I WAS
IN SIXTH GRADE.

358
00:17:59,127 --> 00:18:01,260
HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN CODING FOR?

359
00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:05,697
- SINCE I WAS SEVEN.
- HMM.

360
00:18:05,699 --> 00:18:06,698
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

361
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:08,767
OH, YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED.

362
00:18:08,769 --> 00:18:10,869
YOU'RE INVITED
TO MY BOARD MEETING.

363
00:18:10,871 --> 00:18:12,072
COME ON, GRAB YOUR STUFF.

364
00:18:17,109 --> 00:18:19,344
GRAB A CHAIR.

365
00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:21,045
WHOA, OKAY.

366
00:18:21,047 --> 00:18:24,614
ALL RIGHT, UH, DANIEL, WESLEY,
YOU REMEMBER JAMES.

367
00:18:24,616 --> 00:18:26,383
JAMES, THIS IS DANIEL
AND WESLEY.

368
00:18:26,385 --> 00:18:27,984
- WHAT'S UP?
- HOW'S IT GOING, BUDDY?

369
00:18:27,986 --> 00:18:29,886
OKAY, IF THIS IS
ABOUT COMPUTER SCIENCE,

370
00:18:29,888 --> 00:18:31,621
I'M JUST GONNA SAY,

371
00:18:31,623 --> 00:18:33,990
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL DO
THE HOMEWORK, I'M JUST SAYING.

372
00:18:33,992 --> 00:18:36,725
UH, YOU HAVEN'T QUITE GOTTEN
TO VOTING STATUS YET,

373
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:40,396
SO FOR RIGHT NOW
YOU'RE JUST CONSULTANT, OKAY?

374
00:18:40,398 --> 00:18:41,897
OF COURSE, YEAH.

375
00:18:41,899 --> 00:18:43,665
- SO, I HAVE AN IDEA.
- WHOA!

376
00:18:43,667 --> 00:18:45,033
- HEY.
- WE HAVE AN IDEA,

377
00:18:45,035 --> 00:18:47,802
AND WE WOULD LIKE
TO HIRE YOU.

378
00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:50,137
TO DO WHAT?

379
00:18:50,139 --> 00:18:51,338
TO BUILD AN APP.

380
00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,973
WE NEED TO INTERVIEW HIM
FIRST

381
00:18:52,975 --> 00:18:54,707
BEFORE WE GIVE HIM ANY JOB.

382
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:56,243
TRUE, TRUE.

383
00:18:56,245 --> 00:18:57,911
HAVE YOU EVER BUILT
AN APP BEFORE?

384
00:18:57,913 --> 00:18:59,079
YES.

385
00:18:59,081 --> 00:19:00,713
OKAY, WELL,
TELL US ABOUT IT.

386
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,650
- WHICH ONE?
- WHOA, WHOA! WHICH ONE?

387
00:19:03,652 --> 00:19:05,151
LIKE THERE'S MULTIPLE APPS
THAT YOU'VE MADE?

388
00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:09,755
UH, WELL, YEAH,
I'VE BUILT 17 FOR IOS,

389
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,156
AND 12 FOR ANDROID.

390
00:19:11,158 --> 00:19:13,125
OKAY, SO WHAT DO THEY DO?

391
00:19:13,127 --> 00:19:17,229
UH, OKAY, WELL, ONE OF THEM LEAD
HOMELESS PEOPLE TO SHELTERS,

392
00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:18,930
ANOTHER ONE ASSISTED
THE BLIND,

393
00:19:18,932 --> 00:19:21,333
UH, ONE PUBLIC
THOROUGH FARES,

394
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:24,368
ANOTHER ONE HOSTED
LOCAL FOOD DRIVES, UM...

395
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:27,171
OKAY, WELL, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
DO SOMETHING THAT'S IMPORTANT.

396
00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:30,674
HEY, CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE THAT
THIS GENIUS IS MY ROOMMATE?

397
00:19:30,676 --> 00:19:31,975
I MEAN, HOW PERFECT IS THAT?

398
00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:33,110
OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
THIS IS PERFECT.

399
00:19:33,112 --> 00:19:34,711
MM-HMM, I LOVE IT.

400
00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:38,348
JAMES, YOU ARE GOING TO BUILD
ONE MORE APP,

401
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:41,184
AND THIS APP WILL TAKE
THE WORLD BY STORM.

402
00:19:41,186 --> 00:19:42,818
WELL, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO?

403
00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:43,819
JAMES, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.

404
00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:45,321
WE TAKE MEN AND WOMEN

405
00:19:45,323 --> 00:19:47,755
AND WE PUT THEM TOGETHER
SO THEY CAN MEET UP.

406
00:19:47,757 --> 00:19:49,691
- SO, A DATING APP.
- NOT A DATING APP.

407
00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,793
HOOK-UPS.

408
00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,194
THERE'S ALREADY HOOK-UP APPS
OUT THERE.

409
00:19:53,196 --> 00:19:55,763
NO, BUT NOT LIKE THIS ONE.

410
00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,198
WHAT'S SO DIFFERENT
ABOUT THIS ONE?

411
00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,734
THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT TO BE
ON THIS APP,

412
00:20:00,736 --> 00:20:02,970
YOU HAVE TO AGREE TO CERTAIN
TERMS AND CONDITIONS

413
00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,805
THAT WILL MAKE SURE
THAT YOU, ONE,

414
00:20:04,807 --> 00:20:06,206
DO NOT ASK FOR NAMES,

415
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:09,042
TWO, YOU WILL NOT ASK
TO SEE THE PERSON AGAIN,

416
00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:12,712
AND, THREE, BY NO MEANS,
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE,

417
00:20:12,714 --> 00:20:15,281
WILL YOU DATE
ANYBODY ON THE APP.

418
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,083
AND THAT MEANS THAT ALL
THE GUYS ARE GONNA BE ON IT.

419
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,484
AND ALL THE GIRLS ARE GONNA
HAVE TO BE ON IT

420
00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:21,887
IF THEY WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE.
MM-HMM.

421
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,157
OKAY, WHAT'S SO WRONG
WITH A GIRL KNOWING YOUR NAME,

422
00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,158
OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE?

423
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,393
WHAT'S SO BAD?

424
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,827
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S
FOR ME TO KNOW

425
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,697
AND YOU TO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO CODE.

426
00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:38,135
DO YOU THINK...

427
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,405
ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE
ON THE APP?

428
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,040
OH, OKAY.
SO HE DOES LIKE GIRLS.

429
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,442
PAY UP.

430
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,776
DUDE, I'M NOT GAY.

431
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:48,978
I DO... I LIKE ONE GIRL.

432
00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:50,213
I'M NOT SAYING WHO IT IS.

433
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:53,116
STICK AROUND, OKAY?
LISTEN TO ME,

434
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:57,920
AND SHE'LL BE EATING
OUT OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.

435
00:20:57,922 --> 00:20:59,888
WHOA, WHOA, JAMES, JAMES,
COME ON.

436
00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,423
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
COME BACK.

437
00:21:01,425 --> 00:21:02,725
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

438
00:21:05,195 --> 00:21:06,495
SO IT'S A MAYBE.

439
00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:09,363
OKAY, FINE, WELL,
YOU WON FAIR AND SQUARE.

440
00:21:09,365 --> 00:21:11,532
PAY UP.

441
00:21:11,534 --> 00:21:13,234
SO, HOW WAS THE HONEYMOON?

442
00:21:13,236 --> 00:21:15,436
IT WAS THE BEST ONE YET.

443
00:21:15,438 --> 00:21:17,471
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS,
JAMES.

444
00:21:17,473 --> 00:21:20,273
I TOLD HER,
"JUST BRING A PASSPORT."

445
00:21:20,275 --> 00:21:24,277
YOU KNOW, AN ANNUAL HONEYMOON
WOULD SAVE ANY MARRIAGE.

446
00:21:24,279 --> 00:21:26,779
I WISH YOU AND LEAH WOULD HAVE
TRIED IT, HONEY.

447
00:21:26,781 --> 00:21:29,915
THANKS FOR
THE EARLY WARNING, MOM.

448
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:32,817
UH, JAMES, HAVE YOU
MET ANYONE YET?

449
00:21:32,819 --> 00:21:34,986
YEAH, I'VE MET A LOT
OF PEOPLE.

450
00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,422
ANY GIRLS?

451
00:21:36,424 --> 00:21:39,525
NO, DAD, I'M TRYING TO FOCUS
ON MY STUDIES.

452
00:21:39,527 --> 00:21:42,093
I'M GONNA ASK
FOR A PATERNITY TEST.

453
00:21:42,095 --> 00:21:44,529
HEY, I SHOULD ASK
FOR A PATERNITY TEST.

454
00:21:44,531 --> 00:21:47,197
- OUCH!
- VERY FAMILIAR WITH THE GARDENER.

455
00:21:47,199 --> 00:21:49,099
- OH, PHIL.
- DAD, I WAS ONLY KIDDING.

456
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:50,801
ME TOO, ME TOO.

457
00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:54,870
JAMES, IF YOU WANT ANY
ADVICE ABOUT THE FAIRER SEX,

458
00:21:54,872 --> 00:21:56,973
YOU SHOULD ASK
YOUR GRANDFATHER.

459
00:21:56,975 --> 00:21:59,242
THEY DON'T ACT MUCH FAIRER.

460
00:21:59,244 --> 00:22:03,579
YOU'RE NOT BECOMING
AN ANTI-FEMINIST, ARE YOU JAMES?

461
00:22:03,581 --> 00:22:06,047
I DON'T KNOW GRANDPA, I'M
STILL STUDYING THE SITUATION.

462
00:22:06,049 --> 00:22:08,317
DAD, I DON'T THINK YOUR
ROMANTIC ADVICE PERTAINS

463
00:22:08,319 --> 00:22:09,851
TO JAMES' GENERATION.

464
00:22:09,853 --> 00:22:11,052
THEY'RE DOING EVERYTHING
ON THEIR PHONE NOW.

465
00:22:11,054 --> 00:22:12,387
THAT I'D LIKE TO SEE.

466
00:22:12,389 --> 00:22:14,222
I MEAN, THAT'S HOW
THEY MEET EACH OTHER.

467
00:22:14,224 --> 00:22:16,824
AND HOOK-UP WITH EACH OTHER
AND BREAK-UP WITH EACH OTHER.

468
00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:18,859
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY,
WOMEN AND MEN

469
00:22:18,861 --> 00:22:20,995
HAVE NOT CHANGED
FOR 10,000 YEARS.

470
00:22:20,997 --> 00:22:23,097
PHIL...

471
00:22:23,099 --> 00:22:26,200
...I'M NOT SO SURE
ABOUT THAT.

472
00:22:26,202 --> 00:22:28,103
HMM, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.

473
00:22:43,617 --> 00:22:45,284
WHAT?
IS THE WELL DRY?

474
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:48,553
NO, I JUST HAVE TO WAIT
FOR MY DAD'S CHECK TO CLEAR.

475
00:22:48,555 --> 00:22:50,087
YOU THINK ABOUT MY OFFER?

476
00:22:50,089 --> 00:22:51,322
- TO MAKE THE HOOK-UP APP?
- MM-HMM.

477
00:22:51,324 --> 00:22:53,057
YEAH, AND THE ANSWER IS NO,
OKAY?

478
00:22:53,059 --> 00:22:55,126
THAT'S THE LAST THING
THAT I WANT TO DO.

479
00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:58,095
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT
THE RIGHT GUY FOR IT ANYWAY.

480
00:22:58,097 --> 00:23:00,464
I MEAN,
IF YOU WERE SO SMART,

481
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:03,233
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED
TO PRINCETON OR M.I.T.,

482
00:23:03,235 --> 00:23:04,968
OR MAYBE EVEN HARVARD,
RIGHT?

483
00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:07,404
I GOT INTO PRINCETON,
M.I.T., HARVARD, AND STANFORD.

484
00:23:07,406 --> 00:23:09,071
OH, YEAH,
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU THERE?

485
00:23:09,073 --> 00:23:11,441
BECAUSE...

486
00:23:11,443 --> 00:23:13,110
MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE
THE MONEY.

487
00:23:15,513 --> 00:23:17,613
YEAH, WELL IF YOU WERE
SO SMART,

488
00:23:17,615 --> 00:23:20,249
I'M SURE YOU'D HAVE
A SCHOLARSHIP, RIGHT?

489
00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:22,050
THE IVYS DON'T GIVE
ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIPS

490
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:23,519
AND WITH MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS,
IT JUST...

491
00:23:23,521 --> 00:23:24,919
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.

492
00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:26,554
JAMES, I AM
YOUR SAVING GRACE.

493
00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:29,324
I MEAN, IF YOU DO THIS APP,
I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY

494
00:23:29,326 --> 00:23:32,292
TO GO TO WHEREVER YOU WANT
TO GO FOR SCHOOLING.

495
00:23:32,294 --> 00:23:33,894
THINK ABOUT IT.

496
00:23:33,896 --> 00:23:36,897
YOU'LL BE LIKE STEVE JOBS
OR STEVE WOZNIAK.

497
00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:38,265
BILL GATES
AND PAUL ALLEN.

498
00:23:38,267 --> 00:23:40,966
MATT DAMON
AND BEN AFFLECK.

499
00:23:40,968 --> 00:23:43,938
LET ME KNOW.
OKAY?

500
00:23:48,376 --> 00:23:52,977
SO, UH, WHAT TIME
IS YOUR NEXT CLASS?

501
00:23:52,979 --> 00:23:54,379
AN HOUR.

502
00:23:54,381 --> 00:23:56,047
YEAH?

503
00:23:56,049 --> 00:23:57,916
I NEED MY DESK
AND MY CHAIR.

504
00:23:57,918 --> 00:24:00,085
WELL, THIS ISN'T GONNA
TAKE LONG, RIGHT? IT'S QUICK.

505
00:24:00,087 --> 00:24:01,653
WELL I NEED IT NOW
IF YOU WANT MY HELP.

506
00:24:01,655 --> 00:24:04,955
WAIT, HOLD ON,
YOU DECIDED TO DO IT?

507
00:24:04,957 --> 00:24:06,056
WELL,
THERE ARE CONDITIONS.

508
00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:07,925
LIKE, NO GIRLS,
NO PARTIES,

509
00:24:07,927 --> 00:24:09,960
NO STAYING UP
UNTIL 3:00 AM WITH FRIENDS.

510
00:24:09,962 --> 00:24:11,395
THIS WILL BECOME
A CODING SANCTUARY.

511
00:24:11,397 --> 00:24:13,062
OH, NO, NO, NO.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

512
00:24:13,064 --> 00:24:15,566
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CODE
IN THE STUDY ROOM DOWN THE HALL?

513
00:24:15,568 --> 00:24:18,101
- NO.
- WELL, I NEED MY ROOM, DUDE.

514
00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:20,269
WELL, I NEED MY ROOM.

515
00:24:20,271 --> 00:24:23,071
OKAY, WAIT!
YES, YES, YEAH, YEAH,

516
00:24:23,073 --> 00:24:25,209
YOU CAN CODE IN HERE.

517
00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:29,311
WILL YOU ALSO
MAKE ME BREAKFAST?

518
00:24:29,313 --> 00:24:32,481
NO, I WILL NOT MAKE YOU
BREAKFAST, JAMES.

519
00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:36,250
BUT SHE SERIOUSLY DOES
HAVE TO GO.

520
00:24:36,252 --> 00:24:38,052
YEAH, OKAY,
YOU HEARD THE MAN.

521
00:24:38,054 --> 00:24:40,054
TIME TO SKEDADDLE,
GET OUT.

522
00:24:40,056 --> 00:24:42,022
- WILL YOU CALL ME LATER?
- PROBABLY NOT.

523
00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:43,357
HE WON'T.

524
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,225
OKAY, I'LL COME BY
AFTER CLASS.

525
00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:47,661
NO, NO, NO, JAMES AND I
HAVE VERY IMPORTANT WORK TO DO

526
00:24:47,663 --> 00:24:50,397
AND WE NEED PEACE AND QUIET,
BUT, THANK YOU.

527
00:24:50,399 --> 00:24:52,167
SERIOUSLY.

528
00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:55,735
I HAVE ONE MORE CONDITION.

529
00:24:55,737 --> 00:24:58,070
I ALREADY TOLD YOU, I'M NOT
MAKING BREAKFAST FOR YOU IN BED.

530
00:24:58,072 --> 00:25:00,606
IT'S NOT THAT.
I WANT TO DO THIS ANONYMOUSLY.

531
00:25:00,608 --> 00:25:02,441
WELL, THEN WHO IS GONNA
TAKE THE CREDIT

532
00:25:02,443 --> 00:25:04,008
FOR DEVELOPING THE APP?

533
00:25:04,010 --> 00:25:05,677
WELL, CONSIDERING
I HAVE NOT BEEN ACCORDED

534
00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:07,278
VOTING RIGHTS, STILL.

535
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,213
I WOULD SAY, YOU WOULD
TAKE THE CREDIT.

536
00:25:09,215 --> 00:25:10,214
WHO? ME?

537
00:25:10,216 --> 00:25:12,016
- YEAH, YOU.
- WHY?

538
00:25:12,018 --> 00:25:14,318
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
TO KNOW I'M A PART OF THIS.

539
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,720
WHAT PEOPLE
DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW

540
00:25:15,722 --> 00:25:17,020
THAT YOU'RE A PART
OF THIS APP?

541
00:25:17,022 --> 00:25:18,455
MY MOTHER, FOR ONE.

542
00:25:18,457 --> 00:25:20,290
OH!

543
00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:22,726
WAIT, WE CAN'T TELL MOMMY?
WHY NOT?

544
00:25:22,728 --> 00:25:24,728
OKAY, DO YOU WANT MY HELP
OR NOT?

545
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,663
YEAH, NO, YEAH,
OBVIOUSLY.

546
00:25:26,665 --> 00:25:28,232
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

547
00:25:31,536 --> 00:25:32,570
LET'S GET STARTED.

548
00:25:37,442 --> 00:25:39,608
I FELT LIKE IT WAS
A BAPTISM.

549
00:25:40,610 --> 00:25:42,210
HEY, WHERE'VE YOU GUYS BEEN?

550
00:25:42,212 --> 00:25:44,546
OH, UH...
WE'VE BEEN STUDYING.

551
00:25:44,548 --> 00:25:45,747
FOR REAL?

552
00:25:45,749 --> 00:25:48,115
UH-HUH.
YEAH, WE'RE ACTUALLY CODING

553
00:25:48,117 --> 00:25:50,451
A NEW BREAKTHROUGH PROJECT.

554
00:25:50,453 --> 00:25:51,618
MM-HMM, AND IT'LL BE OUT SOON,
LADIES, SO DON'T FRET.

555
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,287
THAT SOUNDS COOL,
WHAT IS IT?

556
00:25:53,289 --> 00:25:55,556
OH, NO, IT'S...
WE HAVEN'T MADE IT PUBLIC YET.

557
00:25:55,558 --> 00:25:57,691
WHAT LANGUAGE IS IT IN?

558
00:25:57,693 --> 00:26:02,028
- WHAT...
- TELL HER.

559
00:26:02,030 --> 00:26:04,330
- ENGLISH.
- YEAH, ENGLISH.

560
00:26:04,332 --> 00:26:05,598
SHE MEANT WHAT
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.

561
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,400
YEAH, WE KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT,
WE'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOU THAT,

562
00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:09,067
OKAY?
IT'S PRIVATE.

563
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:10,538
WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT UNDER WRAPS
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

564
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:25,716
UH, JAMES...
WHAT IS THIS?

565
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:27,518
YOU WERE LATE
FOR OUR MEETING.

566
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,720
- WHERE IS THE TV?
- IT'S IN THE CLOSET.

567
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,255
- WHAT ABOUT MY FUTON?
- DEFLATED, FOLDED NEATLY,

568
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,324
- AND TUCKED UNDER THE BED.
- WHAT? NO, DUDE!

569
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,359
I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
MY FUTON.

570
00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:38,428
AND I CAN'T CODE ANONYMOUSLY
EXCEPT FOR IN THIS ROOM,

571
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,429
AND I CAN'T CODE AT ALL

572
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,733
UNLESS THIS IS MY SANCTUARY.

573
00:26:44,435 --> 00:26:48,136
OKAY, THEN WHAT
AM I SUPPOSED TO DO HERE?

574
00:26:48,138 --> 00:26:49,505
I'D LIKE A TURKEY
AND SWISS ON RYE

575
00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:51,640
WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO,
AND MAYONNAISE, PLEASE.

576
00:26:51,642 --> 00:26:53,775
OH, AND BY THE WAY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO WITH THIS.

577
00:26:53,777 --> 00:26:55,443
THAT'S PERFECT RIGHT THERE,

578
00:26:55,445 --> 00:26:57,111
AND I AM NOT GONNA
BE YOUR WAITER.

579
00:26:57,113 --> 00:26:59,447
- DUDE.
- WAIT... OKAY, FINE!

580
00:26:59,449 --> 00:27:02,650
UNLESS IT KEEPS YOU
FROM CODING, SIT DOWN.

581
00:27:02,652 --> 00:27:05,218
DO YOUR THING.

582
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:09,189
UH, AND WHAT
LANGUAGE ARE WE DOING THIS IN?

583
00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:11,190
ENGLISH.

584
00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:13,860
NO, I MEANT LIKE
THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE.

585
00:27:13,862 --> 00:27:16,095
- I KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT.
- OH, WAS IT A JOKE?

586
00:27:16,097 --> 00:27:18,631
- WAS IT FUNNY?
- NO.

587
00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:21,534
DON'T TRY IT AGAIN, 'CAUSE FUNNY
STUFF DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU, OKAY?

588
00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:23,368
OKAY, I'M SORRY,
I WON'T DO IT AGAIN.

589
00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:26,538
DUDE, WHAT'S THE PROGRAMMING?
I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TELL PEOPLE

590
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:27,672
WHAT WE'RE DOING IN HERE.

591
00:27:27,674 --> 00:27:29,407
C, JAVA, HTML,
AND RUBY.

592
00:27:31,244 --> 00:27:35,212
OH, DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK
ABOUT GETTING SICK ON ME, OKAY?

593
00:27:35,214 --> 00:27:38,515
- OKAY.
- JUST PUT THAT ON.

594
00:27:38,517 --> 00:27:41,117
WHEN AM I GETTING PAID?

595
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,252
IN TIME FOR YOU
TO ENROLL AT M.I.T.

596
00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:44,521
THE DEADLINE
IS FEBRUARY FIRST.

597
00:27:44,523 --> 00:27:48,257
I GUESS
YOU BETTER GET STARTED.

598
00:27:48,259 --> 00:27:50,560
ALL RIGHT GUYS, SO, UH,
I THINK IT'S TIME

599
00:27:50,562 --> 00:27:52,228
FOR A LITTLE POP QUIZ

600
00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:54,129
JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE CAUGHT
UP IN ALL YOUR READING.

601
00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:58,199
HEY, UH, TEACH. YEAH,
I'D LIKE TO BE EXEMPT

602
00:27:58,201 --> 00:28:00,435
- FROM SAID POP QUIZ.
- ON WHAT GROUNDS?

603
00:28:00,437 --> 00:28:02,136
ON THE GROUNDS THAT
I'M DEVELOPING A REAL APP

604
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,705
THAT NEEDS MY TIME.

605
00:28:03,707 --> 00:28:07,174
I MEAN, I THINK THAT YOU'D FIND
THAT IT MORE THAN FULFILLS

606
00:28:07,176 --> 00:28:09,476
THE COURSE REQUIREMENTS.

607
00:28:09,478 --> 00:28:11,278
COME OVER HERE, LANCE.

608
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,815
COME ON, I WON'T BITE YA,
COME ON.

609
00:28:14,817 --> 00:28:17,250
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST
SHARE WITH THE CLASS

610
00:28:17,252 --> 00:28:19,319
DETAILS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT,
HM?

611
00:28:19,321 --> 00:28:20,620
- YOU KNOW, I WOULD...
- OH.

612
00:28:20,622 --> 00:28:23,256
I REALLY WOULD,
BUT MY CONTRACT WITH NASA

613
00:28:23,258 --> 00:28:24,757
PROHIBITS ME
FROM SAYING ANYTHING.

614
00:28:24,759 --> 00:28:26,626
GOSH, YOU KNOW,
I'M REALLY GOOD FRIENDS

615
00:28:26,628 --> 00:28:27,627
WITH THE DIRECTOR OF NASA.

616
00:28:27,629 --> 00:28:29,328
- ARE YOU?
- MM-HMM.

617
00:28:29,330 --> 00:28:32,631
OH, YEAH! WELL, WE'RE WORKING
WITH, UH, DNA. YEAH.

618
00:28:32,633 --> 00:28:34,266
YOU'RE WORKING ON DNA?

619
00:28:34,268 --> 00:28:37,603
NO, NO, NO. WE'RE WORKING
ON A CODING PROJECT.

620
00:28:37,605 --> 00:28:40,471
OH, SO SIGNED A NON DISCLOSURE
AGREEMENT, AN NDA.

621
00:28:40,473 --> 00:28:41,906
YEAH, AN NDA,
A NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT.

622
00:28:41,908 --> 00:28:43,608
- RIGHT.
- A STANDARD ONE TOO.

623
00:28:43,610 --> 00:28:44,942
- OH, A STANDARD.
- I APOLOGIZE FOR THEM.

624
00:28:44,944 --> 00:28:46,309
A STANDARD ONE, OKAY, GREAT.

625
00:28:46,311 --> 00:28:47,912
YEAH, SO THAT MEANS,
YOU KNOW,

626
00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:49,814
IF WE WERE EVER
TO SAY ANYTHING,

627
00:28:49,816 --> 00:28:51,181
WE WOULD BE...

628
00:28:51,183 --> 00:28:52,415
DEAD, KILLED IN OUR SLEEP.

629
00:28:52,417 --> 00:28:54,584
- AND WHO WOULD WANT THAT?
- NOT ME.

630
00:28:54,586 --> 00:28:56,218
ALL RIGHT,
BUT, YOU KNOW,

631
00:28:56,220 --> 00:28:58,554
I THINK YOU CAN SHARE
WITH THE CLASS

632
00:28:58,556 --> 00:28:59,823
WHAT LANGUAGE
YOU'RE WORKING IN.

633
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,458
- OH...
- WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE?

634
00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:03,792
- OH, YEAH?
- WOULD THAT BE ENGLISH, LANCE?

635
00:29:03,794 --> 00:29:06,562
NAH, NO. THAT WOULD NOT
BE ENGLISH.

636
00:29:06,564 --> 00:29:09,566
ACTUALLY, WE'RE WORKING IN C,
JAVA, HTML, AND RUBY, SO...

637
00:29:12,636 --> 00:29:13,935
DOES THIS
PROJECT HAVE A NAME?

638
00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:16,236
DOES THIS PROJECT
HAVE A NAME,

639
00:29:16,238 --> 00:29:18,775
YES, IT HAS A NAME.
IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE."

640
00:29:20,877 --> 00:29:23,543
ALL RIGHT, LANCE,
I'LL EXPECT A SUMMARY

641
00:29:23,545 --> 00:29:25,479
WITH ALL PROPRIETARY
INFORMATION REDACTED, OF COURSE,

642
00:29:25,481 --> 00:29:26,913
UH, BY THE NEXT CLASS,

643
00:29:26,915 --> 00:29:29,616
AND IF I APPROVE,
THEN, FINE, YOU CAN MISS OUT

644
00:29:29,618 --> 00:29:32,218
ON A FEW QUIZZES.

645
00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,553
- THANK YOU.
- OKAY, AS FOR THE REST OF YOU,

646
00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:37,358
YOU WILL FIND THE QUIZ
IF YOU PRESS ENTER.

647
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:40,793
HONEY, IT'S THIS BUTTON.

648
00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:46,531
OKAY.
GOOD BOY.

649
00:29:46,533 --> 00:29:50,568
...JAVA, HTML, RUBY,
C, JAVA, HTML...

650
00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:54,005
HOW'S IT GOING?

651
00:29:54,007 --> 00:29:55,739
THE ARCHITECTURE'S
STARTING TO FLOW.

652
00:29:55,741 --> 00:29:57,741
BY THE WAY, YOU GOTTA COME UP
WITH, UM,

653
00:29:57,743 --> 00:29:59,777
A FULL SUMMARY
OF THE PROJECT

654
00:29:59,779 --> 00:30:02,278
FOR PROFESSOR BARNES.
I GOTTA GIVE HER ONE.

655
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,513
OKAY, I'LL WORK
ON THAT TOMORROW.

656
00:30:04,749 --> 00:30:07,450
HEY, HEY! COULD YOU
HOLD IT DOWN?

657
00:30:07,452 --> 00:30:09,986
PLEASE, I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER
ALL THESE TERMS.

658
00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:10,987
I THINK I'M GETTING SICK.

659
00:30:10,989 --> 00:30:13,321
I'M GOING TO BED NOW.

660
00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:15,290
ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST,
YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE YOU GET

661
00:30:15,292 --> 00:30:16,760
RIGHT BACK TO WORK
IN THE MORNING.

662
00:30:19,530 --> 00:30:21,630
HOY! COME ON,
TIME TO GET UP.

663
00:30:21,632 --> 00:30:23,832
LET'S GO.

664
00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:25,332
COME ON.

665
00:30:25,334 --> 00:30:28,536
I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
I'VE GOT A BAD COLD.

666
00:30:28,538 --> 00:30:31,706
OH, NO, NO, NO. HOW LONG
IS THAT GONNA SET US BACK?

667
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,507
LET'S SEE...

668
00:30:34,509 --> 00:30:37,644
IF IT'S JUST A COLD,
A COUPLE DAYS.

669
00:30:37,646 --> 00:30:42,314
IF IT'S A SINUS INFECTION,
IT COULD BE A COUPLE WEEKS.

670
00:30:42,316 --> 00:30:44,750
WELL... OKAY, WHAT...
OKAY THEN, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO

671
00:30:44,752 --> 00:30:47,753
TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T TURN
INTO THE INFECTION THING?

672
00:30:47,755 --> 00:30:52,658
UH, WELL, MY MOM WOULD USUALLY
MAKE ME A POT OF HOT TEA,

673
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,892
ALTERNATING WITH SOME
ORANGE JUICE,

674
00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:58,796
WITH 6,000 GRAMS
OF VITAMIN C CRYSTALS.

675
00:30:58,798 --> 00:31:01,032
OH, AND SOME CHICKEN
NOODLE SOUP, OF COURSE.

676
00:31:01,034 --> 00:31:03,400
I'M NOT YOUR MOM, JAMES.

677
00:31:03,402 --> 00:31:05,803
OKAY.

678
00:31:05,805 --> 00:31:08,407
SHOULD LAST NO MORE
THAN A MONTH.

679
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:20,585
HEY!

680
00:31:32,095 --> 00:31:33,995
LANCE! LANCE!

681
00:31:33,997 --> 00:31:35,697
UH, YEAH?

682
00:31:35,699 --> 00:31:39,333
UH, LISTEN, I JUST FINISHED
READING YOUR PROPOSAL.

683
00:31:39,335 --> 00:31:41,535
I'M REALLY IMPRESSED.

684
00:31:41,537 --> 00:31:44,772
YOU EXEMPLIFY EVERYTHING I AM
TRYING TO CULTIVATE

685
00:31:44,774 --> 00:31:46,874
IN THIS CLASS.
I'M BLOWN AWAY BECAUSE AT FIRST

686
00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:49,742
I THOUGHT, UGH!
BUT YOU'VE SURPRISED ME.

687
00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,644
SO I THINK I CAN AGREE
TO YOUR TERMS.

688
00:31:51,646 --> 00:31:55,681
OF COURSE, PENDING THE SUBMISSION
OF YOUR CODED PROGRAM.

689
00:31:55,683 --> 00:31:57,016
OF COURSE,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

690
00:31:57,018 --> 00:31:59,818
ALL RIGHT.

691
00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:02,689
- NICE COSTUME.
- I LIKE YOURS.

692
00:32:12,131 --> 00:32:17,402
- YOU'RE A GENIUS, MAN!
- THEY ARE GOING TO BUILD A SHRINE TO MY GREATNESS!

693
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,775
HEY!

694
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,379
I'M WORKING,
COME BACK TOMORROW.

695
00:32:30,015 --> 00:32:33,415
YES, YES, HE'S WORKING
ON GETTING "JUNGLE" RIGHT NOW,

696
00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,753
I HAVE EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.

697
00:32:40,857 --> 00:32:42,890
OKAY.

698
00:32:42,892 --> 00:32:47,061
I THINK "JUNGLE" IS OFFICIALLY
READY FOR BETA ROLL OUT.

699
00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:49,531
- WHAT? REALLY?
- YEAH.

700
00:32:56,939 --> 00:32:59,505
AH, DUDE.

701
00:32:59,507 --> 00:33:01,874
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS, DUDE.

702
00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:04,643
THERE COULD BE
A SLIGHT PROBLEM, THOUGH.

703
00:33:04,645 --> 00:33:06,445
WHAT PROBLEM?
WHAT IS IT?

704
00:33:06,447 --> 00:33:09,514
UM, I MEAN THERE'S NO LOGICAL
INCENTIVE FOR THE USERS

705
00:33:09,516 --> 00:33:14,452
OF OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
TO TRANSFER OVER TO JUNGLE,

706
00:33:14,454 --> 00:33:15,954
- YOU KNOW?
- I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

707
00:33:15,956 --> 00:33:19,090
YEAH. I MEAN, THERE'S GOTTA BE
A MATHEMATICAL THEOREM

708
00:33:19,092 --> 00:33:21,758
TO CONVINCE THEM.

709
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,095
ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
MY BOY LANCE RIGHT NOW

710
00:33:24,097 --> 00:33:25,863
IS GONNA BREAK IT DOWN
FOR Y'ALL RIGHT NOW.

711
00:33:25,865 --> 00:33:27,731
LISTEN UP, Y'ALL.
WE GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.

712
00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:29,132
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO,

713
00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:32,035
IS GET OFF OF ALL OF
THE OTHER MATING APPS

714
00:33:32,037 --> 00:33:33,703
AND GET ONTO JUNGLE.

715
00:33:33,705 --> 00:33:35,605
MY BOY DANIEL HERE,
HE DID ALL THE MATHEMATICS,

716
00:33:35,607 --> 00:33:36,873
HE'S GONNA BREAK IT DOWN
FOR YOU.

717
00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:38,708
IT'S ALL HERE,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

718
00:33:38,710 --> 00:33:40,176
I HAVE COME UP
WITH A SIMPLISTIC

719
00:33:40,178 --> 00:33:42,510
YET INTUITIVE
MATHEMATICAL FORMULA

720
00:33:42,512 --> 00:33:44,846
THAT WORKS 10 OUT OF 10 TIMES,
AND IT'S QUITE EASY.

721
00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:46,982
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS DITCH
THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS

722
00:33:46,984 --> 00:33:49,517
AND SWITCH TO "JUNGLE"
AND THE RESULTS

723
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:51,186
WILL ASTOUND YOU,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

724
00:33:51,188 --> 00:33:53,054
- THEY WILL ASTOUND YOU.
- OH!

725
00:33:53,056 --> 00:33:54,822
- AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
- MM-HMM.

726
00:33:54,824 --> 00:33:57,458
- WE DON'T HAVE THE TIME...
- NOPE.

727
00:33:57,460 --> 00:33:58,859
- ...TO KNOW A GIRL'S NAME.
- NOPE.

728
00:33:58,861 --> 00:34:01,561
WE DON'T THE TIME
FOR THEM TO KNOW OUR NAMES!

729
00:34:01,563 --> 00:34:03,496
- WHO DOES?
- WE GOT SCHOOL!

730
00:34:03,498 --> 00:34:04,597
DO YOU REALLY WANT
TO PAY FOR A MOVIE?

731
00:34:04,599 --> 00:34:05,598
- NO!
- OR FLOWERS?

732
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:07,167
NO!

733
00:34:07,169 --> 00:34:08,868
I'M GONNA SAY THE C-WORD,
I KNOW WE DON'T LIKE TO SAY IT,

734
00:34:08,870 --> 00:34:10,069
- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
- DON'T DO IT TO 'EM.

735
00:34:10,071 --> 00:34:11,971
COMMITMENT.

736
00:34:11,973 --> 00:34:14,140
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE GIRLS
IN YOUR APARTMENTS,

737
00:34:14,142 --> 00:34:16,142
IN YOUR DORMS,
ON A DAILY BASIS,

738
00:34:16,144 --> 00:34:18,577
LINE UP RIGHT NOW
AND GET THESE DIRECTIONS.

739
00:34:18,579 --> 00:34:19,578
ORDERLY FASHION, GENTLEMEN.

740
00:34:19,580 --> 00:34:21,113
THIS HAS NO AGE RESTRICTION.

741
00:34:21,115 --> 00:34:22,814
GIVE IT TO YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD
COUSIN, IF YOU NEED TO.

742
00:34:22,816 --> 00:34:24,482
OH, HAND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS,
YOUR FRIEND'S FRIEND.

743
00:34:24,484 --> 00:34:26,651
I GOT ANOTHER ONE!
GIVE IT TO YOUR FRATERNITIES,

744
00:34:26,653 --> 00:34:28,886
GIVE IT TO YOUR BROTHERS,
GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS,

745
00:34:28,888 --> 00:34:30,988
YOUR FRIENDS' FRIENDS,
YOUR COUSINS, YOUR UNCLES,

746
00:34:30,990 --> 00:34:32,890
- ALL OF 'EM!
- YOU NEPHEWS, ALL OF 'EM!

747
00:34:32,892 --> 00:34:34,825
'CAUSE EVERYBODY
SHOULD BE ON JUNGLE.

748
00:34:34,827 --> 00:34:36,828
- WHOO!
- SPREAD THE WORD, Y'ALL.

749
00:34:41,233 --> 00:34:43,833
- TELL HIM ABOUT THE TIME...
- HEY!

750
00:34:43,835 --> 00:34:45,634
- WHOA.
- WE GOT A QUESTION FOR THE DUDE

751
00:34:45,636 --> 00:34:47,037
THAT DEVELOPED
THE "JUNGLE" APP.

752
00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:49,171
- YEAH.
- YO, SO, YOU TELLING ME THESE GIRLS,

753
00:34:49,173 --> 00:34:50,739
INSTEAD OF NAMES,
THEY JUST SEND

754
00:34:50,741 --> 00:34:51,840
A PHOTO OF THEMSELVES
IN THEIR UNDERWEAR?

755
00:34:51,842 --> 00:34:52,841
NO EXCEPTIONS?

756
00:34:52,843 --> 00:34:54,009
I MEAN, THAT'S THE PLATFORM.

757
00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,810
- OOH!
- HEY, MAN, I JUST WANTED TO SAY,

758
00:34:55,812 --> 00:34:58,213
- YOU ROCK!
- THAT'S PRETTY SWEET.

759
00:34:58,215 --> 00:34:59,981
YOU ROCK, MAN.

760
00:34:59,983 --> 00:35:03,785
HEY, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS DOING?

761
00:35:03,787 --> 00:35:05,920
SO FAR I'VE GOTTEN
FOUR SWIPES.

762
00:35:05,922 --> 00:35:07,621
I'VE GOTTEN 19.

763
00:35:07,623 --> 00:35:09,923
I'VE GOTTEN TWO,
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

764
00:35:09,925 --> 00:35:12,159
LET ME SEE
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE?

765
00:35:12,161 --> 00:35:15,762
IT'S OBVIOUS,
YOU NEED TO STAND OUT.

766
00:35:15,764 --> 00:35:18,731
HOW DO YOU STAND OUT
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR?

767
00:35:18,733 --> 00:35:20,533
WITHOUT THEM, OF COURSE.

768
00:35:21,970 --> 00:35:23,736
WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE TO, BUT...

769
00:35:23,738 --> 00:35:26,138
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, HANNAH?

770
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:27,173
ZERO.

771
00:35:27,175 --> 00:35:29,975
OH, HANNAH.

772
00:35:29,977 --> 00:35:32,177
DO YOU NEED US TO HELP YOU
WITH YOUR PROFILE PHOTO?

773
00:35:32,179 --> 00:35:33,745
NO.

774
00:35:33,747 --> 00:35:35,914
I'M NOT GONNA PLAY
WITH THAT APP.

775
00:35:35,916 --> 00:35:37,748
MORE GUYS FOR US.

776
00:35:37,750 --> 00:35:40,118
I JUST DON'T SEE
HOW IT BENEFITS US.

777
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,886
HANNAH, DO YOU WANT TO BE
ALONE FOREVER?

778
00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:45,122
- NO.
- THEN YOU NEED TO GET ON BOARD

779
00:35:45,124 --> 00:35:47,825
AND GET WITH THE APPS.
THAT'S WHERE THE GUYS ARE.

780
00:35:47,827 --> 00:35:49,692
THAT'S TRUE.

781
00:35:49,694 --> 00:35:52,195
SO, WHO HAVE YOU MET?

782
00:35:52,197 --> 00:35:55,598
WELL, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO CALL IT MEETING ANYONE.

783
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,234
BECAUSE YOU JUST HOOK-UP
WITH THEM ONE TIME.

784
00:35:58,236 --> 00:36:00,069
UNLESS THE GUY HITS
A CERTAIN BUTTON

785
00:36:00,071 --> 00:36:01,570
THAT BRINGS YOU BACK
A SECOND TIME.

786
00:36:01,572 --> 00:36:03,005
BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO SAY HIS NAME.

787
00:36:03,007 --> 00:36:05,974
- OR TELL HIM YOURS.
- OR ASK HIM ANY QUESTIONS.

788
00:36:05,976 --> 00:36:07,342
OR THEY'LL KICK YOU OFF
THE PLATFORM,

789
00:36:07,344 --> 00:36:08,743
AND YOU HAVE TO WAIT
TWO WEEKS

790
00:36:08,745 --> 00:36:10,078
FOR A RE-TRAINING PERIOD.

791
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:15,249
OKAY, THAT SOUNDS VERY
LIBERATING, GIRLS,

792
00:36:15,251 --> 00:36:17,286
BUT I'M GONNA GO STUDY.

793
00:36:19,322 --> 00:36:21,621
I WORRY ABOUT HANNAH.

794
00:36:21,623 --> 00:36:23,923
SHE JUST DOESN'T GET IT,
SHE'S SO 20TH CENTURY.

795
00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:26,659
I THINK SHE'S LIKE A BORN
AGAIN CHRISTIAN OR SOMETHING.

796
00:36:26,661 --> 00:36:29,329
THAT EXPLAINS IT.

797
00:36:33,168 --> 00:36:37,369
THESE KIDS HAVE NO IDEA
HOW EASY THIS IS.

798
00:36:37,371 --> 00:36:42,007
"JUNGLE" HAS JUST MOVED IT UP
A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL.

799
00:36:42,009 --> 00:36:46,611
I THINK YOU MEAN DOWN
A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

800
00:36:46,613 --> 00:36:48,679
- NO.
- HEY, GUYS, GUYS,

801
00:36:48,681 --> 00:36:50,314
HOW'D YOU GUYS LEARN
ABOUT "JUNGLE?"

802
00:36:50,316 --> 00:36:53,617
- UH, MY DENTIST.
- MY ACCOUNTANT.

803
00:36:53,619 --> 00:36:56,920
GOSH! DID YOU JUST HEAR THAT?

804
00:36:56,922 --> 00:36:59,022
"JUNGLE" IS NOW OUT
OF THE CAMPUS

805
00:36:59,024 --> 00:37:01,624
AND OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD,
MY FRIEND.

806
00:37:01,626 --> 00:37:02,992
- OH, WHOO-HOO-HOO.
- THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

807
00:37:02,994 --> 00:37:05,295
GET READY FOR SOME
MAJOR BANK.

808
00:37:05,297 --> 00:37:07,263
- INSANE.
- YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY,

809
00:37:07,265 --> 00:37:10,066
YOU SHOULD, HOP ON "JUNGLE"
'CAUSE I WOULD LOVE TO SWIPE YOU.

810
00:37:10,068 --> 00:37:12,001
OH!

811
00:37:12,003 --> 00:37:15,304
WHO'S GOT LOW SELF-ESTEEM?
THIS GUY, LET'S GO.

812
00:37:16,907 --> 00:37:19,974
SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY,
LET'S SWIPE SOME TIME.

813
00:37:19,976 --> 00:37:22,210
I'M SENSING DISRUPTION
FORM A NEW HOOK-UP APP

814
00:37:22,212 --> 00:37:23,710
CALLED "JUNGLE."

815
00:37:23,712 --> 00:37:25,246
BUT I'M NOT GONNA
WEIGH IN ON IT YET.

816
00:37:25,248 --> 00:37:28,115
FIRST, I'M GONNA EVALUATE
THE AUTHENTICITY.

817
00:37:28,117 --> 00:37:31,285
FAKE NEWS...

818
00:37:49,736 --> 00:37:53,038
SHE CALLED ME
COMPLETELY HYSTERICAL.

819
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,073
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY
HAD A GOOD TIME ON "JUNGLE."

820
00:37:56,075 --> 00:37:57,342
THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE
A GOOD GUY!

821
00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:59,310
YEAH, MELODY,
THIS GUY WAS A FREAK.

822
00:37:59,312 --> 00:38:01,445
WELL, THE CUTE FREAKS
ARE ON THE APP, SO...

823
00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:05,715
I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.

824
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:09,752
DO YOU GUYS THINK
LANCE MADE THE APP?

825
00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:10,920
YEAH, WHY NOT?

826
00:38:10,922 --> 00:38:12,789
'CAUSE HE'S HORRIBLE
AT CODING.

827
00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:16,326
YEAH, WELL, SOMEONE'S
HELPING HIM.

828
00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,361
LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS,
WHOEVER MADE THIS APP

829
00:38:18,363 --> 00:38:22,998
IS A HORRIBLE PERSON.

830
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,933
THANK YOU GUYS
FOR COME GETTING ME.

831
00:38:24,935 --> 00:38:27,869
OF COURSE.
WE'RE SORRY, RACHEL.

832
00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:32,974
YOU ARE A SMART AND INTELLIGENT
AND KIND AND FUNNY HUMAN BEING.

833
00:38:32,976 --> 00:38:34,475
YOU NEED TO BE ON THIS APP.

834
00:38:34,477 --> 00:38:38,044
- THIS IS NOT WORTH IT.
- THANK YOU.

835
00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:39,247
'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST.

836
00:38:42,784 --> 00:38:45,218
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
FEMALE SPECIMENS!

837
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:47,753
HOW ARE YOU?

838
00:38:47,755 --> 00:38:49,088
I KNOW!

839
00:38:49,090 --> 00:38:52,992
WELL, HAPPY HANUKAH,
HAPPY KWANZA.

840
00:38:52,994 --> 00:38:57,398
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS,
UM, AFTER... CHRISTMAS.

841
00:39:00,767 --> 00:39:02,333
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HUH?

842
00:39:02,335 --> 00:39:05,003
UH, YEAH,
I REALLY LIKED YOUR BOOK.

843
00:39:05,005 --> 00:39:08,106
NO, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT "JUNGLE."

844
00:39:08,108 --> 00:39:11,942
UH, YEAH.
I MEAN, LANCE IS THE MAN.

845
00:39:11,944 --> 00:39:14,311
YOU KNOW?

846
00:39:14,313 --> 00:39:17,281
JAMES, IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

847
00:39:17,283 --> 00:39:22,120
UM.. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
PROFESSOR BARNES.

848
00:39:23,522 --> 00:39:26,224
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.

849
00:39:39,303 --> 00:39:41,303
SO HOW DO YOU LIKE LIVING
WITH GRANDMA AND GRANDPA?

850
00:39:41,305 --> 00:39:44,071
GOOD.

851
00:39:44,073 --> 00:39:45,308
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ON BREAK?

852
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,344
SOME CODING,
MAYBE SOME STUDYING.

853
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:54,047
NO VISITING, PARTYING,
SOCIALIZING, WOMANIZING?

854
00:39:54,049 --> 00:39:56,349
I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED
TO BE DOING ON VACATION.

855
00:39:56,351 --> 00:39:58,885
YEAH, DAD, I'LL DEFINITELY
DO SOME OF THAT.

856
00:39:58,887 --> 00:40:02,955
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
TO MISS OUT ON ANYTHING.

857
00:40:02,957 --> 00:40:05,157
WELL, LOOK, I GOTTA GET
BACK TO THE OFFICE.

858
00:40:05,159 --> 00:40:07,459
I'LL SEE YA
ON CHRISTMAS DAY.

859
00:40:07,461 --> 00:40:09,928
GOOD.

860
00:40:09,930 --> 00:40:13,898
LOOKING FORWARD TO A NICE
FAMILY CHRISTMAS, DAD.

861
00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:17,870
YEAH.
I LOVE YOU, JAMES.

862
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,847
SO, LOOK AT THIS
NEW BLUSH I JUST GOT.

863
00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:33,383
- ISN'T IT SO PRETTY?
- SO PRETTY.

864
00:40:33,385 --> 00:40:36,986
- IT'S CALLED BERRY.
- SO COOL.

865
00:40:36,988 --> 00:40:38,153
I KNOW, I LOVE IT.

866
00:40:38,155 --> 00:40:40,155
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN MY ROOM?

867
00:40:40,157 --> 00:40:41,991
IT'S MY HOME OFFICE NOW.

868
00:40:41,993 --> 00:40:44,360
- WHAT ARE YOU WORKING ON?
- MYSELF.

869
00:40:44,362 --> 00:40:47,161
ANYWAY,
HOW WAS YOUR FIRST SEMESTER?

870
00:40:47,163 --> 00:40:48,563
UH, INTERESTING.

871
00:40:48,565 --> 00:40:49,897
DID YOU MAKE ANY FRIENDS?

872
00:40:49,899 --> 00:40:51,966
I THINK I DID.

873
00:40:51,968 --> 00:40:54,001
INVITED
TO ANY HOLIDAY PARTIES?

874
00:40:54,003 --> 00:40:56,404
- NO.
- I THINK YOU DIDN'T.

875
00:40:56,406 --> 00:40:58,505
OH, YEAH. DON'T TRY TO MOVE
BACK INTO YOUR BEDROOM.

876
00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:00,974
AS YOU CAN TELL,
IT'S MY HOME OFFICE.

877
00:41:00,976 --> 00:41:03,410
SO, I'M GUESSING YOU CAN
SLEEP ON THE COUCH IN THE DEN.

878
00:41:03,412 --> 00:41:04,910
WHERE'S MOM?

879
00:41:04,912 --> 00:41:07,213
SHE'S AT A HOLIDAY LUNCH
WITH HER FRIENDS.

880
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,481
DOES IT LOOK GOOD?

881
00:41:08,483 --> 00:41:10,149
- IT LOOKS SO PRETTY.
- YAY!

882
00:41:10,151 --> 00:41:12,251
CHECK OUT THIS LIP GLOSS,
IT HAS A LIGHT IN IT.

883
00:41:12,253 --> 00:41:14,320
- SHOW OFF! CAN I BORROW?
- OF COURSE.

884
00:41:14,322 --> 00:41:17,055
THANK YOU.

885
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,958
- I LOVE IT.
- YOU ARE SO GOOD!

886
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,626
YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR WORK
IN A GALLERY.

887
00:41:21,628 --> 00:41:23,361
OH, WELL,
I'M WORKING ON IT.

888
00:41:23,363 --> 00:41:25,497
OKAY, IT'S, UH,
JAMES' M.I.T. FUND.

889
00:41:25,499 --> 00:41:28,165
GALE, ARE YOU STILL PLANNING
ON LETTING YOUR EX

890
00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,333
BRING HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND
TO CHRISTMAS DINNER?

891
00:41:29,335 --> 00:41:30,968
SURE.

892
00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:32,303
WELL, I'M LETTING MY EX
COME TO CHRISTMAS DINNER.

893
00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:33,936
- YEAH, BUT NOT WITH GIRLFRIEND.
- NO.

894
00:41:33,938 --> 00:41:35,572
WAIT, IS JUSTIN SEEING
SOMEONE ALREADY?

895
00:41:35,574 --> 00:41:38,409
ALREADY? IT'S BEEN 10 MONTHS
SINCE LEAH'S DIVORCE.

896
00:41:38,411 --> 00:41:39,409
HE'S PROBABLY HAD LIKE
FIVE GIRLFRIENDS.

897
00:41:39,411 --> 00:41:41,077
NO, NO, NO, NO.

898
00:41:41,079 --> 00:41:43,446
I WANT TO KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT HIS DATING HISTORY.

899
00:41:43,448 --> 00:41:45,181
OH, THAT'S JUST BECAUSE OF THE
RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU.

900
00:41:45,183 --> 00:41:47,383
OH, OKAY, IT WAS NOT
A RESTRAINING ORDER,

901
00:41:47,385 --> 00:41:50,285
IT WAS A...
A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION.

902
00:41:50,287 --> 00:41:51,553
A COUNSELOR'S EVALUATION
TO STOP BREAKING INTO

903
00:41:51,555 --> 00:41:53,121
JUSTIN'S NEW APARTMENT.

904
00:41:53,123 --> 00:41:54,456
I WANT MY CHINA BACK.

905
00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,590
WE NEED TO BE A LITTLE BIT
MORE SUPPORTIVE

906
00:41:55,592 --> 00:41:57,158
AND GIVE HER SOME CREDIT.

907
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,393
SHE HASN'T BROKEN INTO
JUSTIN'S APARTMENT SINCE

908
00:41:58,395 --> 00:42:00,127
SHE STARTED THE MEDICATION.

909
00:42:00,129 --> 00:42:02,596
I JUST CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
JUSTIN WITH A GIRLFRIEND.

910
00:42:02,598 --> 00:42:06,133
JUST SAYING THE WORDS,
"JUSTIN'S GIRLFRIEND," BLEGH.

911
00:42:06,135 --> 00:42:09,002
I THINK IT'S GOOD THAT WE HAVE
THE EXES AT THE HOLIDAY DINNER.

912
00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,604
I MEAN, WE'RE ALL STILL
A FAMILY.

913
00:42:10,606 --> 00:42:12,906
BUT YOU'RE DIVORCED.
YOU'RE NOT A FAMILY ANYMORE.

914
00:42:12,908 --> 00:42:15,908
- YES WE ARE.
- I MEAN, TECHNICALLY WE'RE FAMILY, RIGHT?

915
00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:18,143
AT LEAST, THE KIDS,
AND I DO LIVE WITH HIS PARENTS.

916
00:42:19,514 --> 00:42:21,914
WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE
IT'S TIME THAT YOU

917
00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:23,615
FIND SOMEBODY NEW
AND MOVE ON.

918
00:42:23,617 --> 00:42:26,984
GUYS THAT ARE SINGLE
ARE EITHER TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD.

919
00:42:26,986 --> 00:42:29,253
OKAY, SO WHERE ARE
THE AGE-APPROPRIATE MEN

920
00:42:29,255 --> 00:42:30,622
IN THEIR 40S AND 50S?

921
00:42:30,624 --> 00:42:32,457
THEY HAVEN'T HAD
THEIR DIVORCES YET.

922
00:42:32,459 --> 00:42:34,592
I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY
TO MEET PEOPLE.

923
00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:36,561
OOH, SHARE.

924
00:42:36,563 --> 00:42:38,129
IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE."

925
00:42:38,131 --> 00:42:40,665
I'VE HEARD OF "JUNGLE."

926
00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,199
YEAH, MY HAIRDRESSER
WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT IT.

927
00:42:42,201 --> 00:42:43,701
SHE SAYS THAT'S WHERE
ALL THE GUYS ARE.

928
00:42:43,703 --> 00:42:45,969
YEAH, BUT I HEAR THERE
ARE, LIKE, WEIRD CONDITIONS.

929
00:42:45,971 --> 00:42:48,405
YEAH, AND THE CONDITIONS
ONLY POP UP ON YOUR PHONE

930
00:42:48,407 --> 00:42:50,239
IN TINY PRINT WHEN YOU'RE
ON YOUR WAY TO YOUR DATE.

931
00:42:50,241 --> 00:42:51,475
UH-UH, NOT A DATE.

932
00:42:51,477 --> 00:42:54,176
BUT THEY SHOW UP
WHEN IT'S TOO LATE.

933
00:42:54,178 --> 00:42:56,579
YOU KNOW, A REAL PIECE OF WORK
MUST HAVE MADE THAT "JUNGLE."

934
00:42:56,581 --> 00:42:58,547
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT.

935
00:42:58,549 --> 00:43:01,249
YOU DESERVE TO MEET
SOMEBODY ELSE.

936
00:43:01,251 --> 00:43:02,951
- YEAH.
- TO "JUNGLE."

937
00:43:02,953 --> 00:43:04,986
TO "JUNGLE."

938
00:43:04,988 --> 00:43:10,327
...TO EVERYONE,
FOR CHRISTMAS.

939
00:43:14,163 --> 00:43:15,529
I THINK I HEAR DAD.

940
00:43:15,531 --> 00:43:17,133
OH, I'LL GET HIS GIFT.

941
00:43:19,268 --> 00:43:21,435
HEY, HEY, HEY!
THERE SHE IS!

942
00:43:21,437 --> 00:43:23,336
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!

943
00:43:23,338 --> 00:43:24,605
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BABY.

944
00:43:24,607 --> 00:43:26,139
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU, TOO.

945
00:43:26,141 --> 00:43:27,740
- MERRY CHRISTMAS!
- SHE'S KINDA YOUNG.

946
00:43:27,742 --> 00:43:29,275
OH, SWEET JESUS.

947
00:43:29,277 --> 00:43:30,610
OH, ASHLEY,
THIS IS TIFFANY.

948
00:43:30,612 --> 00:43:31,644
IS THERE A POWDER ROOM
I CAN USE?

949
00:43:31,646 --> 00:43:33,178
I JUST WANNA CHECK MY FACE

950
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:35,046
- BEFORE I...
- OH, YEAH, SURE, SURE, SURE.

951
00:43:35,048 --> 00:43:37,584
IT'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL
OVER THERE TO THE RIGHT.

952
00:43:39,253 --> 00:43:41,520
- UM, DAD?
- OH, YEAH.

953
00:43:41,522 --> 00:43:44,489
I DON'T THINK IS MOM
IS GONNA BE OKAY WITH... THAT.

954
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:46,123
OH, COME ON,
SHE'LL BE FINE.

955
00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:48,559
LISTEN, YOUR MOTHER AND I
ARE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.

956
00:43:48,561 --> 00:43:50,194
MOM AND I
HAD A COOL DIVORCE.

957
00:43:50,196 --> 00:43:51,228
- OKAY.
- HELLO, HELLO.

958
00:43:51,230 --> 00:43:54,465
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
- HI!

959
00:43:54,467 --> 00:43:55,733
- HERE.
- OH, THANK YOU.

960
00:43:55,735 --> 00:43:57,135
YOU CAN OPEN IT
NOW OR LATER.

961
00:44:00,272 --> 00:44:02,372
HEY, THANKS FOR COMING.

962
00:44:02,374 --> 00:44:05,409
IT MEANS A LOT TO THE KIDS,
AND TO YOUR PARENTS.

963
00:44:07,211 --> 00:44:10,312
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU FOR THIS,

964
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,550
UH, WE GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU TOO.

965
00:44:15,351 --> 00:44:17,285
OOH.

966
00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:19,253
YEAH, OKAY.

967
00:44:19,255 --> 00:44:22,459
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SETTLED IN
TO MY PARENTS HOUSE HERE.

968
00:44:23,726 --> 00:44:25,258
WE HAD TO SETTLE SOMEWHERE

969
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,727
AFTER YOU BLEW THROUGH
YOUR INHERITANCE

970
00:44:26,729 --> 00:44:30,230
AND FORECLOSED
ON OUR HOUSE.

971
00:44:30,232 --> 00:44:33,098
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

972
00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:36,235
IT'S IN THE PAST.

973
00:44:36,237 --> 00:44:40,372
YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST
HAVE A LOVELY HOLIDAY.

974
00:44:40,374 --> 00:44:43,542
I AM FOR THAT.

975
00:44:43,544 --> 00:44:45,109
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

976
00:44:45,111 --> 00:44:48,246
UH. THIS IS SPECIAL CHOCOLATE
FROM SWEDEN.

977
00:44:48,248 --> 00:44:49,447
SWITZERLAND.

978
00:44:49,449 --> 00:44:51,483
UM, ARE YOU
ASHLEY'S FRIEND?

979
00:44:51,485 --> 00:44:54,219
- NO, I'M...
- NO, NO, THIS IS TIFFANY.

980
00:44:54,221 --> 00:44:57,356
- UH, SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
- HE FOUND ME ON "JUNGLE."

981
00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:03,160
I THINK I'LL GO KISS
MY MOTHER NOW.

982
00:45:03,162 --> 00:45:05,127
HI.

983
00:45:05,129 --> 00:45:07,431
THE DRESS IS A LITTLE HIGHER
THAN IN YOUR DAY

984
00:45:07,433 --> 00:45:08,732
AND MY DAY.

985
00:45:08,734 --> 00:45:11,100
- I DON'T MIND IT.
- OH, MY GOD.

986
00:45:11,102 --> 00:45:13,669
I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING THAT
IT'S PROPER IN OUR DAY,

987
00:45:13,671 --> 00:45:15,070
BUT IT'S PROPER
IN THEIR DAY.

988
00:45:15,072 --> 00:45:16,372
WHAT IS HE THINKING?

989
00:45:16,374 --> 00:45:18,075
I, UM...

990
00:45:20,110 --> 00:45:22,544
I DIDN'T KNOW JUSTIN
HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

991
00:45:22,546 --> 00:45:24,112
WE'RE KEEPING IT
UNDER THE RADAR

992
00:45:24,114 --> 00:45:25,680
SINCE
YOUR LAST BREAK-IN, BUT...

993
00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:27,616
...NOW THAT I'M MOVING IN,

994
00:45:27,618 --> 00:45:29,751
- IT'S KIND OF PUBLIC.
- MOVING IN?

995
00:45:29,753 --> 00:45:32,086
YEAH! AND I WOULD LIKE
TO COMPLIMENT YOU

996
00:45:32,088 --> 00:45:35,155
- ON YOUR TASTE IN CHINA.
- MY CHINA.

997
00:45:35,157 --> 00:45:37,591
MM-HMM. THE PLATE SETTINGS THAT
JUSTIN HAS AT HIS APARTMENT.

998
00:45:37,593 --> 00:45:40,761
YEAH, YEAH, THE LENNOX
WITH THE LITTLE PINK FLOWERS.

999
00:45:40,763 --> 00:45:42,830
AND DON'T WORRY,
I ONLY BROKE ONE DINNER PLATE,

1000
00:45:42,832 --> 00:45:45,798
BUT I'M GONNA BE SUPER CAREFUL
FROM NOW ON.

1001
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,635
THAT'S THE CHINA MY GRANDMOTHER
GOT US ON OUR WEDDING DAY.

1002
00:45:48,637 --> 00:45:50,703
WELL, I THINK
SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE.

1003
00:45:50,705 --> 00:45:52,671
SHE'S LIKE 12 YEARS OLD,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

1004
00:45:52,673 --> 00:45:55,340
YEAH, IT'S PERFECT. I'M GONNA
DECORATE THE WHOLE APARTMENT

1005
00:45:55,342 --> 00:45:57,342
AROUND THE COLOR SCHEME,
SO, THANK YOU!

1006
00:46:02,482 --> 00:46:05,449
YOU'RE WELCOME,
YOU'RE WELCOME.

1007
00:46:05,451 --> 00:46:06,884
I MEAN, YOU'RE NAKED,
BUT...

1008
00:46:06,886 --> 00:46:09,522
...YOU'RE WELCOME.

1009
00:46:11,624 --> 00:46:13,858
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

1010
00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:16,459
- NICE TO MEET YOU, TIFFANY.
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.

1011
00:46:16,461 --> 00:46:18,193
ARE YOU ONE OF
ASHLEY'S FRIENDS?

1012
00:46:18,195 --> 00:46:19,629
- OH, NO.
- NO, MOM, THAT'S MY TIFFANY.

1013
00:46:19,631 --> 00:46:21,263
EVERYONE KEEPS
ASKING ME THAT.

1014
00:46:21,265 --> 00:46:24,233
CAN I GET ANYBODY A DRINK?
WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK?

1015
00:46:24,235 --> 00:46:27,336
MAYBE SOME, LIKE...
CHOCOLATE MILK.

1016
00:46:27,338 --> 00:46:30,539
UM, YOU GUYS GOING
TO A CLUB AFTER DINNER?

1017
00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:32,108
I HOPE SO.

1018
00:46:38,582 --> 00:46:41,283
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE
TO THE ROOM, JAMES.

1019
00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:47,723
UM, AREN'T YOU TAKING
ANY TIME OFF FOR CHRISTMAS?

1020
00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:51,357
I'M TRYING TO CATCH UP
ON SOME WORK.

1021
00:46:51,359 --> 00:46:55,261
ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN.

1022
00:46:55,263 --> 00:46:56,596
CAN WHAT?

1023
00:46:56,598 --> 00:46:59,699
WELL, I DON'T THINK
YOU CAN CATCH UP

1024
00:46:59,701 --> 00:47:02,434
WITH WHATEVER
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR

1025
00:47:02,436 --> 00:47:04,502
WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING
AT A COMPUTER

1026
00:47:04,504 --> 00:47:06,840
AND A PHONE ALL DAY.

1027
00:47:10,744 --> 00:47:12,410
WHAT AM I LOOKING FOR?

1028
00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,312
WELL,
I'M NOT SURE,

1029
00:47:15,314 --> 00:47:18,782
BUT I AM SURE THAT YOU
HAVE TO FACE PEOPLE

1030
00:47:18,784 --> 00:47:21,852
FACE TO FACE
TO FIND IT.

1031
00:47:21,854 --> 00:47:23,188
COME ON.

1032
00:47:24,890 --> 00:47:26,257
NAH-AH-AH.

1033
00:47:33,397 --> 00:47:36,665
- MERRY CHRISTMAS.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMES.

1034
00:47:36,667 --> 00:47:38,400
I HAVE A FAVOR TO ASK.

1035
00:47:38,402 --> 00:47:41,603
I WANT YOU TO HELP ME
FACE THE FAMILY.

1036
00:47:41,605 --> 00:47:44,438
LET'S GO DOWN THERE
AND YOU TELL AUNT GILDA

1037
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,377
THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT SHE
HAD ANY BAD PLASTIC SURGERY.

1038
00:47:49,379 --> 00:47:51,814
THE RUMOR IS
A DEER SHOT HER.

1039
00:47:55,317 --> 00:47:57,384
SWEETHEART,
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE A TOAST?

1040
00:47:57,386 --> 00:47:58,986
A SHORT ONE,
A SHORT TOAST.

1041
00:47:58,988 --> 00:48:02,889
OKAY, UM...
A TOAST.

1042
00:48:02,891 --> 00:48:05,992
I'VE... WHILE WE'RE TOGETHER
I'D LIKE TO HAVE A DINNER,

1043
00:48:07,628 --> 00:48:10,996
THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT MORE
THAN JUST EATING.

1044
00:48:10,998 --> 00:48:13,932
THESE TWO PEOPLE,
JACK AND KAREN

1045
00:48:13,934 --> 00:48:17,502
HAVE BEEN, REALLY, MY EXAMPLE
THAT I'VE LIVED BY.

1046
00:48:18,973 --> 00:48:21,639
THEY'VE GONE THROUGH
SO MUCH TOGETHER,

1047
00:48:21,641 --> 00:48:25,777
AND THE IDEA THAT YOU'RE HERE
AND THAT WE'RE STILL TOGETHER,

1048
00:48:25,779 --> 00:48:28,412
IT'S THOSE THINGS THAT REALLY
MEAN SOMETHING IN OUR LIFE,

1049
00:48:28,414 --> 00:48:31,782
THAT LASTS, THAT NOT THE THINGS
THAT ARE MOMENTARY.

1050
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:35,786
I'VE KNOWN MANY,
I'VE LIKED A FEW,

1051
00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,453
LOVED ONE,

1052
00:48:37,455 --> 00:48:38,554
AND HERE'S TO YOU.

1053
00:48:38,556 --> 00:48:39,722
- AWW.
- AWW.

1054
00:48:39,724 --> 00:48:41,957
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
SWEETHEART.

1055
00:48:41,959 --> 00:48:43,626
MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYONE.

1056
00:48:43,628 --> 00:48:44,860
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

1057
00:48:44,862 --> 00:48:46,962
AWW, MERRY CHRISTMAS...
AWW, THANK YOU.

1058
00:48:46,964 --> 00:48:49,865
- THAT WAS SWEET, DAD.
- THAT WAS SO SWEET.

1059
00:48:49,867 --> 00:48:53,568
LET'S UH, EMBARGO THE PHONES
FOR DINNER, HUH?

1060
00:48:53,570 --> 00:48:55,670
SO, EVERYBODY
JUST GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.

1061
00:48:55,672 --> 00:48:57,438
I'LL TAKE YOUR PHONE.

1062
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,407
THAT'S A GREAT PICTURE.
UH, THIS...

1063
00:49:00,409 --> 00:49:02,876
GIMME...
JAMES, JAMES...

1064
00:49:02,878 --> 00:49:05,446
I NEED YOUR PHONE,
WE'RE EMBARGOING THE PHONES.

1065
00:49:05,448 --> 00:49:07,648
PLEASE ASHLEY,
YOU CAN TALK LATER.

1066
00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:10,918
UM, YOU'D ONLY TEXT ANYWAY.

1067
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,487
UH, BILLY...

1068
00:49:14,522 --> 00:49:19,859
PUT IT UP.
NOT BAD, NOT BAD.

1069
00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:23,495
I CAN'T SEE MY FACE.

1070
00:49:27,334 --> 00:49:28,767
I CAN'T SEE MY FACE.

1071
00:49:28,769 --> 00:49:30,804
HOW DO I...

1072
00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:35,840
HEY, MOM! CAN I...

1073
00:49:37,043 --> 00:49:39,677
MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1074
00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:42,579
I'M...

1075
00:49:42,581 --> 00:49:44,681
I'M TAKING A PICTURE,

1076
00:49:44,683 --> 00:49:47,417
BUT ARMS
AREN'T LONG ENOUGH,

1077
00:49:47,419 --> 00:49:49,018
SO I NEED YOU
TO TAKE IT FOR ME.

1078
00:49:49,020 --> 00:49:50,385
UM, WHAT IS IT FOR?

1079
00:49:50,387 --> 00:49:52,088
OH, DON'T TAKE THAT,
TAKE THAT.

1080
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,523
IT'S FOR MY COLLECTION.

1081
00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,658
OKAY, I'M NOT DOING IT UNLESS
YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

1082
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,027
- I AM SCARED.
- DON'T BE SCARED,

1083
00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,063
THERE'S NO NEED
TO BE AFRAID,

1084
00:50:01,065 --> 00:50:05,466
IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE HOOD.

1085
00:50:08,004 --> 00:50:12,539
IT'S JUST A PICTURE.
READY?

1086
00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:17,677
READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE, WINE.

1087
00:50:18,914 --> 00:50:21,447
OKAY, LET ME SEE.

1088
00:50:21,449 --> 00:50:22,851
IT'S GOOD.

1089
00:50:24,685 --> 00:50:28,053
CAN YOU PHOTOSHOP OUT
ABOUT FIVE POUNDS?

1090
00:50:28,055 --> 00:50:29,655
IS THERE AN APP FOR THAT?

1091
00:50:29,657 --> 00:50:31,757
MOM, THERE'S AN APP
FOR EVERYTHING.

1092
00:50:31,759 --> 00:50:33,759
OH, DOWNLOAD IT.

1093
00:50:33,761 --> 00:50:35,827
- OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE TO...
- DOWNLOADING!

1094
00:50:35,829 --> 00:50:37,929
WAITING FOR THE BLUE LINE.

1095
00:50:37,931 --> 00:50:39,564
MOM, WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THAT.

1096
00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:40,698
- NO.
- YOU TAKE THIS.

1097
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,767
- OKAY.
- I'LL BE TAKING THIS.

1098
00:50:42,769 --> 00:50:44,501
OKEY-DOKE.

1099
00:50:44,503 --> 00:50:46,104
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.

1100
00:50:46,106 --> 00:50:47,871
GOOD NIGHT.

1101
00:50:47,873 --> 00:50:50,707
I'LL SEE YOU MAÑANA.

1102
00:50:50,709 --> 00:50:52,810
I WILL SEE YOU...

1103
00:50:54,113 --> 00:50:55,948
MERRY CHRISTMAS.

1104
00:50:59,050 --> 00:51:02,151
WHAT'S UP, YOU BIG LOSERS?
NO PLANS TONIGHT?

1105
00:51:02,153 --> 00:51:04,854
NO, I'M STILL TIRED
FROM YESTERDAY.

1106
00:51:04,856 --> 00:51:06,621
I NEED A SPA VACATION
AFTER AN EVENING

1107
00:51:06,623 --> 00:51:08,057
TALKING TO AUNT GILDA.

1108
00:51:08,059 --> 00:51:09,825
I'M STILL STUDYING
FOR NEXT SEMESTER.

1109
00:51:09,827 --> 00:51:11,927
ONLY A PSYCHO DOES THE WORK
A SEMESTER AHEAD OF TIME.

1110
00:51:13,462 --> 00:51:15,563
MOM, ARE YOU GOING OUT
WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

1111
00:51:15,565 --> 00:51:18,799
- UM, A NEW FRIEND.
- WHO?

1112
00:51:18,801 --> 00:51:21,135
I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME,
BUT WE'RE MEETING AT A CAFE.

1113
00:51:21,137 --> 00:51:22,903
UH, WHERE DID YOU
MEET HIM?

1114
00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:25,706
WELL, WE HAVEN'T
ACTUALLY MET.

1115
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:27,707
I DON'T THINK
I CAN SAY MEET.

1116
00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,709
I'M SORRY, THERE'S A LOT
OF FUNNY CONDITIONS.

1117
00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:30,844
CONDITIONS TO WHAT?

1118
00:51:30,846 --> 00:51:32,879
TO WHAT I CAN SAY.

1119
00:51:32,881 --> 00:51:35,782
ALL I KNOW IS HE REALLY LIKED
MY PHOTO PROFILE.

1120
00:51:35,784 --> 00:51:38,617
OKAY, WHAT PHOTO?

1121
00:51:38,619 --> 00:51:40,419
MOM! NO!

1122
00:51:40,421 --> 00:51:43,488
IT'S OKAY, HONEY, REALLY,
EVERYONE IS DOING IT.

1123
00:51:43,490 --> 00:51:45,423
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD.

1124
00:51:45,425 --> 00:51:47,491
OKAY, MOM,
I DO NOT APPROVE.

1125
00:51:47,493 --> 00:51:50,661
OKAY, WELL, IT IS NOT FOR YOU
TO APPROVE OR DISAPPROVE,

1126
00:51:50,663 --> 00:51:53,531
ALL RIGHT? I'M GOING
AND I WILL BE BACK LATER.

1127
00:51:53,533 --> 00:51:54,866
OKAY, WELL AT LEAST TELL ME
WHERE YOU MET THIS GUY

1128
00:51:54,868 --> 00:51:56,100
SO I CAN DO SOME RESEARCH.

1129
00:51:56,102 --> 00:51:58,835
FINE, IT'S CALLED "JUNGLE,"
OKAY?

1130
00:51:58,837 --> 00:52:01,039
LOVE YOU BOTH!
BYE!

1131
00:52:05,911 --> 00:52:09,179
WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING
FOLLOWING MOM ON HER DATE?

1132
00:52:09,181 --> 00:52:11,847
IT'S NOT A DATE.
YOU CAN TRUST ME ON THAT.

1133
00:52:11,849 --> 00:52:14,617
I THINK IT'S WONDERFUL THAT
YOUR MOTHER'S SEEING PEOPLE.

1134
00:52:14,619 --> 00:52:17,518
SHE NEEDS
TO GET OUT MORE.

1135
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,221
I JUST FLORENCE.
I WANT TO MOVE THERE

1136
00:52:19,223 --> 00:52:22,457
AND JUST IMMERSE MYSELF
IN THE CULTURE AND THE ART,

1137
00:52:22,459 --> 00:52:24,125
JUST THE SHAPES
AND THE COLOR.

1138
00:52:24,127 --> 00:52:25,793
ALL RIGHT, SO WE BOTH
LOVE ITALY.

1139
00:52:25,795 --> 00:52:27,161
YOU LOVE ITALY, TOO?

1140
00:52:27,163 --> 00:52:29,630
YEAH, YEAH, I CAN EAT
PIZZA ALL DAY LONG.

1141
00:52:29,632 --> 00:52:31,531
LISTEN, I THINK WE KNOW
EACH OTHER WELL ENOUGH,

1142
00:52:31,533 --> 00:52:32,532
LET'S GO.

1143
00:52:32,534 --> 00:52:34,101
ARE WE GOING TO EAT PIZZA?

1144
00:52:34,103 --> 00:52:36,003
NO, I'VE INVESTED MORE TIME
THAN I WAS PLANNING,

1145
00:52:36,005 --> 00:52:38,038
I'M NOT GONNA SPEND
MONEY ON YOU.

1146
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,505
I CAN BUY PIZZA.

1147
00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,575
APARTMENT 754,
JUST FOLLOW ME, OKAY?

1148
00:52:42,577 --> 00:52:45,912
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
- THAT'S AGAINST THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS.

1149
00:52:45,914 --> 00:52:48,714
ARE YOU COMING?

1150
00:52:48,716 --> 00:52:53,685
- NO, NO, I'M NOT.
- I GOTTA GO.

1151
00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:55,487
MY NEXT APPOINTMENT'S
WAITING FOR ME.

1152
00:52:55,489 --> 00:52:57,589
BUT LISTEN, DON'T PLAY
SO HARD TO GET, LADY!

1153
00:52:59,226 --> 00:53:01,259
- YOU OKAY?
- NO, IT WAS AWFUL, I WANT TO GO HOME.

1154
00:53:01,261 --> 00:53:03,627
NO, NO, NO, LEAH,
DON'T YOU DARE GIVE UP.

1155
00:53:03,629 --> 00:53:05,629
- I WANT TO GO HOME.
- YOU JUST HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT ONE YET, OKAY?

1156
00:53:05,631 --> 00:53:07,531
HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.
HERE, GIVE ME THIS.

1157
00:53:07,533 --> 00:53:08,699
GIVE ME THIS, LET'S SEE.

1158
00:53:08,701 --> 00:53:09,967
OOH, YOU GOT SOME
NEW SWIPES.

1159
00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:11,601
- THAT'S A GOOD SIGN, HONEY.
- NO, NO.

1160
00:53:11,603 --> 00:53:13,170
OKAY, LET'S SEE, LET'S LOOK
AT THESE OPTION...

1161
00:53:13,172 --> 00:53:16,606
OH! SIGH, INTERESTING.

1162
00:53:16,608 --> 00:53:19,108
OH, MY EX-HUSBAND, OKAY.

1163
00:53:19,110 --> 00:53:20,877
- OH, HOW ABOUT THIS ONE?
- OH, HE'S CUTE.

1164
00:53:20,879 --> 00:53:24,613
- YEAH!
- GUYS, THAT'S JUSTIN'S COUSIN, BILL.

1165
00:53:24,615 --> 00:53:27,117
YOUR MOTHER'S
LEAVING THE CAFE.

1166
00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:31,753
- SHE'S ALONE. BAD SIGN.
- GOOD SIGN.

1167
00:53:31,755 --> 00:53:35,090
- OUR WORK IS DONE.
- IT'S JUST BEGUN.

1168
00:53:35,092 --> 00:53:38,759
CAN WE TAKE THEM HOME NOW
SO WE CAN GO OUT?

1169
00:53:38,761 --> 00:53:40,094
OUT?
IT'S 1:00 AM.

1170
00:53:40,096 --> 00:53:41,998
THAT'S WHEN THE CLUBS OPEN.

1171
00:53:46,702 --> 00:53:48,170
JAMES.

1172
00:53:50,138 --> 00:53:51,938
JAMES.

1173
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,108
JAMES.

1174
00:53:57,212 --> 00:53:59,211
HONEY, GO TO BED.

1175
00:53:59,213 --> 00:54:01,981
- WHERE'D YOU GO?
- OUT.

1176
00:54:01,983 --> 00:54:03,581
NO, I MEAN,
AFTER THE CAFE.

1177
00:54:03,583 --> 00:54:07,219
YOU LEFT THE CAFE
HOURS AGO.

1178
00:54:07,221 --> 00:54:10,788
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS
AND WHAT TIME I LEFT?

1179
00:54:10,790 --> 00:54:12,656
NEW APP.

1180
00:54:12,658 --> 00:54:14,092
OH.

1181
00:54:14,094 --> 00:54:16,927
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- ABOUT WHAT?

1182
00:54:16,929 --> 00:54:19,029
ABOUT MEETING PEOPLE?

1183
00:54:19,031 --> 00:54:23,200
OH, WELL...

1184
00:54:23,202 --> 00:54:28,604
I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO WRAP
MY HEAD AROUND HOW THINGS ARE,

1185
00:54:28,606 --> 00:54:31,273
AND, UM...

1186
00:54:31,275 --> 00:54:33,778
I DON'T KNOW,
GET USED TO IT.

1187
00:54:37,814 --> 00:54:40,749
I LOVE YOU, JAMES.

1188
00:54:40,751 --> 00:54:43,051
GOOD NIGHT.

1189
00:55:00,702 --> 00:55:03,136
- WHAT DID YOU DO?
- GET OUT OF MY ROOM.

1190
00:55:03,138 --> 00:55:04,871
IT'S MY ROOM NOW.

1191
00:55:04,873 --> 00:55:06,172
IF YOU COME IN THIS ROOM
AGAIN WHILE I'M HOME

1192
00:55:06,174 --> 00:55:07,873
OR WHILE I'M AWAY,
I'LL SEND OUT A MESSAGE

1193
00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:10,343
AND IT'LL GO VIRAL
THAT YOU HAVE AN STD.

1194
00:55:10,345 --> 00:55:12,077
OKAY, WELL,
THAT'S A LIE.

1195
00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:15,013
- I HAVEN'T EVEN...
- EVEN BETTER, A VIRGIN.

1196
00:55:15,015 --> 00:55:18,050
ABSTINENCE IS FAR WORSE
STIGMA IN PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL.

1197
00:55:18,052 --> 00:55:20,751
NOTHING WILL RUIN
YOUR SOCIAL STANDING FASTER.

1198
00:55:20,753 --> 00:55:22,253
WHO DO YOU THINK
YOUR REAL PARENTS ARE?

1199
00:55:22,255 --> 00:55:24,221
BECAUSE I CAN'T
SEEM TO FIGURE IT OUT.

1200
00:55:24,223 --> 00:55:27,657
I SEE NOW THAT I'M A SOLDIER
STANDING IN A BATTLEFIELD

1201
00:55:27,659 --> 00:55:28,993
ENGAGED IN A WAR FAR WORSE
THAN ANY 18-YEAR-OLD

1202
00:55:28,995 --> 00:55:30,261
COULD EVEN FATHOM.

1203
00:55:30,263 --> 00:55:32,762
OKAY, STOP THE SOLILOQUY,
I GET IT!

1204
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:35,031
YOU WANT
YOUR ROOM BACK, FINE!

1205
00:55:35,033 --> 00:55:36,766
BUT YOU'RE GONNA TURN
INTO A CYBORG.

1206
00:55:36,768 --> 00:55:38,667
YOUR HAND AND THE KEYBOARD
ARE GOING TO FUSE

1207
00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,868
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE
MORE EMBARRASSING

1208
00:55:39,870 --> 00:55:42,971
THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.

1209
00:55:42,973 --> 00:55:44,740
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1210
00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:48,944
I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE,
BUT IN CASE MOM ASKS.

1211
00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:51,712
I HAVE SOME RESEARCH TO DO.

1212
00:55:51,714 --> 00:55:53,915
OKAY, UM, I'LL TELL HER
YOU WENT TO THE MALL,

1213
00:55:53,917 --> 00:55:56,918
JUST TO GIVE HER A LITTLE HOPE
YOU'RE WITHIN THE BELL CURVE.

1214
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,352
I'M NOT GETTING PERSONAL,

1215
00:55:58,354 --> 00:56:00,654
BUT YOU KNOW I LIKE
TO KNOW EVERYTHING.

1216
00:56:00,656 --> 00:56:03,424
JAMES!

1217
00:56:03,426 --> 00:56:06,193
HI, SWEETHEART.

1218
00:56:06,195 --> 00:56:08,261
- HEY.
- HI, GRANDMA.

1219
00:56:08,263 --> 00:56:11,031
YOU ALL KNOW JAMES,
HE'S HOME FOR HOLIDAY BREAK.

1220
00:56:11,033 --> 00:56:12,898
HI, JAMES.

1221
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:15,835
JAMES IS DOING RESEARCH
ON RELATIONSHIPS,

1222
00:56:15,837 --> 00:56:18,170
AND HE WOULD TO HAVE
OUR INPUT.

1223
00:56:18,172 --> 00:56:20,372
UM, YEAH, SO I HAVE SOME
QUESTIONNAIRES HERE

1224
00:56:20,374 --> 00:56:23,211
THAT I'M JUST GONNA PASS OUT
REALLY QUICK.

1225
00:56:24,945 --> 00:56:26,811
- YEAH.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.

1226
00:56:26,813 --> 00:56:30,681
SO, THESE QUESTIONS
I'VE PREPARED ARE BASED ON

1227
00:56:30,683 --> 00:56:33,016
THE MORAYS OF THE '50S
AND '60S,

1228
00:56:33,018 --> 00:56:34,785
SO, THEY'RE PRETTY
SELF-EXPLANATORY.

1229
00:56:34,787 --> 00:56:36,987
OKAY, COME ON, LET'S SIT DOWN,
SWEETHEART.

1230
00:56:36,989 --> 00:56:40,958
LET'S SEE WHAT
JAMES IS RESEARCHING.

1231
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:45,295
"HOW OLD WERE YOU WERE YOU
WHEN YOU FIRST HAD SEX?"

1232
00:56:45,297 --> 00:56:48,030
OKAY.

1233
00:56:48,032 --> 00:56:51,800
LET ME THINK, UM...

1234
00:56:51,802 --> 00:56:52,803
18.

1235
00:56:56,006 --> 00:57:00,275
"HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU SLEEP
WITH BEFORE YOU GOT MARRIED?"

1236
00:57:00,277 --> 00:57:04,179
OH.

1237
00:57:04,181 --> 00:57:07,047
THIS IS AWFULLY
PERSONAL, JAMES.

1238
00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:08,983
GRANDPA,
I REALLY NEED TO KNOW.

1239
00:57:08,985 --> 00:57:11,986
YEAH, ME TOO.

1240
00:57:11,988 --> 00:57:14,956
WELL...

1241
00:57:19,794 --> 00:57:21,494
NONE.

1242
00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:26,064
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS
MY HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART,

1243
00:57:26,066 --> 00:57:27,966
MY FIRST...

1244
00:57:27,968 --> 00:57:30,736
MY LAST...

1245
00:57:30,738 --> 00:57:32,037
MY ONLY.

1246
00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:35,006
- AWW.
- AWW.

1247
00:57:40,013 --> 00:57:43,847
"DID YOU PERSONALLY KNOW
ANY GIRLS THAT GOT PREGNANT

1248
00:57:43,849 --> 00:57:47,318
IN HIGH SCHOOL?"

1249
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,953
ONLY ONE.

1250
00:57:49,955 --> 00:57:54,823
AH HERE'S ONE,
"WHAT MADE A GIRL ATTRACTIVE?"

1251
00:57:54,825 --> 00:57:56,259
WELL, THAT'S EASY.

1252
00:57:56,261 --> 00:57:58,961
BIG, UH... EYES.

1253
00:57:58,963 --> 00:58:00,930
YOU CHICKEN!

1254
00:58:00,932 --> 00:58:02,932
I'M A ROMANTIC,
I LOVE BIG EYES,

1255
00:58:02,934 --> 00:58:04,766
THEY'RE THE WINDOWS
OF THE SOUL.

1256
00:58:04,768 --> 00:58:08,437
WELL,
I LOVE THESE APPETIZERS.

1257
00:58:08,439 --> 00:58:10,371
THANK YOU,
THANKS, JOHN.

1258
00:58:10,373 --> 00:58:14,042
PUT THAT ON MY LIST OF WHAT
MAKES A GIRL ATTRACTIVE.

1259
00:58:14,044 --> 00:58:16,244
MY TURN!

1260
00:58:16,246 --> 00:58:20,380
"DID MEN EXPECT WOMEN TO SLEEP
WITH THEM ON THE FIRST DATE?"

1261
00:58:20,382 --> 00:58:22,916
WHEN YOU'RE ENGAGED,
IT'S KIND OF EXPECTED.

1262
00:58:22,918 --> 00:58:26,520
KAREN, IT WASN'T EXPECTED
IN OUR DAY.

1263
00:58:26,522 --> 00:58:29,055
YOU WERE JUST
THE TOWN SLUT.

1264
00:58:29,057 --> 00:58:31,891
UH, WOULD YOU BRING SOME
MORE OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS?

1265
00:58:31,893 --> 00:58:34,026
THEY'RE JUST GREAT.

1266
00:58:34,028 --> 00:58:36,895
SO, ARE YOU SAYING
IT WASN'T A CUSTOMARY THING

1267
00:58:36,897 --> 00:58:38,897
FOR A GIRL TO BE
PROMISCUOUS?

1268
00:58:38,899 --> 00:58:43,168
NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T CUSTOMARY
FOR WOMEN TO BE PROMISCUOUS,

1269
00:58:43,170 --> 00:58:45,503
I MEAN, YEAH, YOU KIDS
REALLY HAVE IT MADE TODAY.

1270
00:58:45,505 --> 00:58:49,241
JOHN! IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX,
YOU KNOW.

1271
00:58:49,243 --> 00:58:52,477
SORRY, SWEETHEART.

1272
00:58:52,479 --> 00:58:56,280
"HOW DO YOU FEEL WHEN A MAN
LEAVES YOU RIGHT AFTER SEX?"

1273
00:58:56,282 --> 00:58:58,249
- ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE?
- NO.

1274
00:58:58,251 --> 00:58:59,250
I WANNA KNOW WHERE
YOU'RE GOING.

1275
00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:00,950
NOWHERE!

1276
00:59:00,952 --> 00:59:03,419
UH, JAMES, LET'S YOU AND I
HAVE A LITTLE TALK.

1277
00:59:03,421 --> 00:59:04,821
COME OVER HERE JUST A SECOND.

1278
00:59:04,823 --> 00:59:06,489
LEAVE THE COMPUTER.

1279
00:59:06,491 --> 00:59:11,762
WELL, UM, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
MORE LAYS POTATO CHIPS, CAROLYN?

1280
00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:16,064
JAMES, WHAT'S WITH
ALL THESE QUESTIONS?

1281
00:59:16,066 --> 00:59:18,066
I'M JUST DOING
SOME RESEARCH.

1282
00:59:18,068 --> 00:59:21,969
MY SEX LIFE IS INTEGRAL
TO THIS PROCESS?

1283
00:59:21,971 --> 00:59:24,105
I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
RELATIONSHIPS.

1284
00:59:24,107 --> 00:59:25,406
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD
HAVE ONE

1285
00:59:25,408 --> 00:59:27,174
WITH A WHOLE HUMAN BEING.

1286
00:59:27,176 --> 00:59:28,609
THAT'S WHAT
I'M TRYING TO DO.

1287
00:59:28,611 --> 00:59:32,846
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ANOTHER APP IS THE ANSWER.

1288
00:59:32,848 --> 00:59:36,349
I WASN'T PLANNING ON
MAKING ANOTHER APP, BUT...

1289
00:59:36,351 --> 00:59:38,451
WHAT OTHER APP?

1290
00:59:38,453 --> 00:59:41,920
I DON'T MY SEX LIFE
ON SNACK-CHAT,

1291
00:59:41,922 --> 00:59:43,289
OR ONE OF THOSE...

1292
00:59:43,291 --> 00:59:45,324
WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT?

1293
00:59:45,326 --> 00:59:48,627
WHY WOULD I WANT
GRANDMOTHER ON SNACK-CHAT?

1294
00:59:48,629 --> 00:59:49,927
- OH.
- I HAVE AN IDEA.

1295
00:59:49,929 --> 00:59:52,163
OH, NO. OH, NO.

1296
00:59:52,165 --> 00:59:53,499
HEY, HONEY!

1297
00:59:53,501 --> 00:59:55,601
WHAT WERE YOU AND GRANDPA
TALKING ABOUT?

1298
00:59:55,603 --> 00:59:58,202
OH, I GET IT,
BOY'S CLUB STUFF.

1299
00:59:58,204 --> 01:00:00,371
OKAY, WELL, THERE IS CHILI
IN THE KITCHEN

1300
01:00:00,373 --> 01:00:01,639
IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

1301
01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:04,941
- ARE YOU EATING?
- NO, I'M GOING OUT.

1302
01:00:04,943 --> 01:00:06,910
- WHERE?
- UM, I DON'T KNOW,

1303
01:00:06,912 --> 01:00:08,445
I'M WAITING FOR A SWIPE.

1304
01:00:08,447 --> 01:00:09,946
MOM, I NEED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.

1305
01:00:09,948 --> 01:00:11,048
OH! I GOT A SWIPE!

1306
01:00:11,050 --> 01:00:12,882
NO, MOM,
DON'T TOUCH YOUR PHONE,

1307
01:00:12,884 --> 01:00:15,184
DON'T GO OUT TONIGHT,
OKAY?

1308
01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:17,553
HONEY, YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO SCHOOL,

1309
01:00:17,555 --> 01:00:20,956
I HAVE TO MEET PEOPLE,
I...

1310
01:00:20,958 --> 01:00:23,461
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

1311
01:00:29,032 --> 01:00:31,299
ANYWAYS, SHE'S CRAZY.

1312
01:00:31,301 --> 01:00:34,101
HEY, BUT BACK TO WHAT
I WAS SAYING,

1313
01:00:34,103 --> 01:00:37,938
WE ARE PLANNING TO RELEASE
A FULL BLOWN...

1314
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,239
PUN INTENDED...

1315
01:00:39,241 --> 01:00:40,908
VERSION OF THE APP
IN THE SPRING, OKAY?

1316
01:00:40,910 --> 01:00:43,042
AND WE ARE ACTUALLY EXPECTED
TO BE VALUED AT AROUND,

1317
01:00:43,044 --> 01:00:45,912
I DON'T KNOW,
$250,000,000.

1318
01:00:45,914 --> 01:00:48,548
WHOO, AND THAT IS WHEN WE'RE
GONNA TAKE IT PUBLIC,

1319
01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:49,851
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.

1320
01:01:07,468 --> 01:01:09,200
YOU MAY WANT TO CALL
AN EXTERMINATOR FIRST, DUDE.

1321
01:01:09,202 --> 01:01:10,601
THE APP HAS SOME BUGS

1322
01:01:10,603 --> 01:01:13,337
NO, NO, THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE,
ACTUALLY.

1323
01:01:13,339 --> 01:01:14,705
NO, MM-MM.

1324
01:01:14,707 --> 01:01:17,207
THE APP IS DOWN, MAN,
CHECK IT OUT.

1325
01:01:17,209 --> 01:01:18,509
HEY, JAMES!

1326
01:01:18,511 --> 01:01:20,678
CAN YOU COME SEE
IF YOU CAN FIX THIS?

1327
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,513
FIX WHAT?

1328
01:01:23,515 --> 01:01:25,582
MY PHONE ISN'T WORKING.

1329
01:01:25,584 --> 01:01:27,282
I WAS ABOUT TO GET
THE ADDRESS OF WHERE

1330
01:01:27,284 --> 01:01:29,686
I WAS GONNA MEET UP
AND THEN IT JUST... IT'S GONE.

1331
01:01:29,688 --> 01:01:31,120
UH...

1332
01:01:31,122 --> 01:01:34,056
...ACTUALLY, NO,
NO, THE APP IS NOT DOWN.

1333
01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:36,425
WE'RE JUST WORKING ON AN
UPDATE, SOME BACK-END SHIT.

1334
01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:38,494
IT'LL BE UP REAL SOON.
A COUPLE OF DAYS AT THE MOST.

1335
01:01:38,496 --> 01:01:41,429
PROGRAM MUST BE DOWN.

1336
01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,364
WELL, I'LL JUST GO ON
ONE OF THE OTHER APPS, RIGHT?

1337
01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,566
I'LL JUST USE SOME OF
THE OTHER APPS.

1338
01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:48,369
THE OTHER APPS.

1339
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,738
YEAH, EXCEPT THEY'RE DOWN TOO.

1340
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,038
WHAT'S WRONG.

1341
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:53,540
- THE APP.
- THE APP'S NOT WORKING.

1342
01:01:53,542 --> 01:01:54,674
- NO.
- IT'S NOT?

1343
01:01:54,676 --> 01:01:56,176
NO, IS YOURS?

1344
01:01:56,178 --> 01:01:58,010
HEY, UH, DID ANY OF OUR GUYS
TAKE DOWN

1345
01:01:58,012 --> 01:01:59,345
ALL THE HOOK-UP APPS,
BY CHANCE?

1346
01:01:59,347 --> 01:02:01,347
MY PLANS FOR THE NIGHT
TOTALLY RUINED.

1347
01:02:01,349 --> 01:02:04,016
THAT WOULD BE
SOME SERIOUS DISRUPTION.

1348
01:02:04,018 --> 01:02:07,051
JAMES, HONEY,
IT IS THE DARNDEST THING.

1349
01:02:07,053 --> 01:02:09,120
LIKE, I TOUCH IT,
AND IT DOES NOTHING.

1350
01:02:09,122 --> 01:02:10,989
IT JUST DOES NOTHING.

1351
01:02:10,991 --> 01:02:12,257
COULD YOU PLEASE FIX THIS?

1352
01:02:12,259 --> 01:02:15,059
MOM, I'M FIXING IT,
TRUST ME, OKAY?

1353
01:02:15,061 --> 01:02:16,561
I'M FIXING EVERYTHING.

1354
01:02:16,563 --> 01:02:18,430
CALL JAMES RIGHT NOW!
PRONTO!

1355
01:02:18,432 --> 01:02:20,130
YEAH, I WILL!
I NEED YOU TO STOP STRESSING.

1356
01:02:20,132 --> 01:02:21,398
- WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
- I'M SORRY.

1357
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,100
EVERYTHING IS FINE,
YOU CAN RELAX.

1358
01:02:23,102 --> 01:02:24,168
DID YOU PUT SOMETHING IN THIS?

1359
01:02:24,170 --> 01:02:27,640
YEAH. I'M CALLING HIM.
JAMES...

1360
01:02:35,046 --> 01:02:39,047
MOM, UH...

1361
01:02:39,049 --> 01:02:40,483
LOOK, I JUST WANT
TO LET YOU KNOW

1362
01:02:40,485 --> 01:02:44,453
THAT I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING
FOR ME AND ASHLEY.

1363
01:02:44,455 --> 01:02:46,521
TRYING TO BE FRIENDS
WITH DAD

1364
01:02:46,523 --> 01:02:48,523
SO THAT WE DON'T FEEL LIKE
WE'VE LOST OUR FAMILY,

1365
01:02:48,525 --> 01:02:50,592
BUT I JUST WANT TO LET
YOU KNOW THAT IT'S OKAY

1366
01:02:50,594 --> 01:02:52,326
IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT HIM,

1367
01:02:52,328 --> 01:02:56,030
AND IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANT
TO START A NEW LIFE.

1368
01:02:56,032 --> 01:02:57,665
NOTHING'LL CHANGE BETWEEN US.

1369
01:02:57,667 --> 01:03:02,570
THANKS, GUYS.

1370
01:03:02,572 --> 01:03:05,806
I NEEDED TO HEAR THAT.
OH! WAIT!

1371
01:03:05,808 --> 01:03:08,107
I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW
I'M MOVING BACK IN

1372
01:03:08,109 --> 01:03:09,676
- TO YOUR BEDROOM.
- VIRGIN.

1373
01:03:09,678 --> 01:03:14,048
OCD. BUT I MIGHT MISS YOU
A LITTLE.

1374
01:03:16,450 --> 01:03:18,417
HERE IT IS.
IT'S TEA.

1375
01:03:18,419 --> 01:03:19,785
VERY SPECIAL CHINESE
HERBAL TEA.

1376
01:03:19,787 --> 01:03:21,386
IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX,

1377
01:03:21,388 --> 01:03:23,489
AND IT'LL HELP YOU GET
A GREAT NIGHT'S SLEEP.

1378
01:03:23,491 --> 01:03:25,623
TAKE IT.
BUT DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH.

1379
01:03:25,625 --> 01:03:26,825
I MEAN, IT'S ALL-NATURAL,
BUT I DON'T KNOW

1380
01:03:26,827 --> 01:03:28,294
HOW STRONG IT IS.

1381
01:03:30,630 --> 01:03:33,129
BYE, SWEETIE.

1382
01:03:36,836 --> 01:03:39,269
WHO'S CALLING YOU?

1383
01:03:39,271 --> 01:03:41,271
I DON'T KNOW.

1384
01:03:41,273 --> 01:03:44,273
MUST BE IMPORTANT,
IT'S RINGING NON-STOP.

1385
01:03:44,275 --> 01:03:46,611
UH, YEAH.
YEAH, IT IS.

1386
01:03:50,147 --> 01:03:52,180
- YO!
- HEY!

1387
01:03:52,182 --> 01:03:53,449
"JUNGLE" IS STILL DOWN, DUDE!

1388
01:03:53,451 --> 01:03:54,850
WHAT'S GOING ON?

1389
01:03:54,852 --> 01:03:57,151
YOU ARE NOT GONNA GET PAID
TO GET INTO M.I.T.

1390
01:03:57,153 --> 01:03:58,520
UNLESS IT'S UP
IN AN HOUR.

1391
01:03:58,522 --> 01:04:00,822
COME ON, JAMES,
THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.

1392
01:04:00,824 --> 01:04:03,324
YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS ARE STILL DOWN.

1393
01:04:03,326 --> 01:04:04,459
HEY, WE'RE GONNA
TIE YOU TO THE DESK

1394
01:04:04,461 --> 01:04:06,796
UNTIL YOU FIX THIS, BRO!

1395
01:04:08,731 --> 01:04:11,665
WELL, I CAN UNLOCK IT
WITH THIS.

1396
01:04:11,667 --> 01:04:13,800
HOW THE HELL DID YOU
LEARN HOW TO LOCK PICK?

1397
01:04:13,802 --> 01:04:15,201
MY CELLMATE TAUGHT ME.

1398
01:04:15,203 --> 01:04:17,236
- OH, THERE WE GO!
- WHOA-HO-HO!

1399
01:04:17,238 --> 01:04:18,638
CELLMATE? WHAT?

1400
01:04:28,448 --> 01:04:29,614
HANNAH! HANNAH!

1401
01:04:29,616 --> 01:04:30,782
JAMES, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

1402
01:04:30,784 --> 01:04:32,183
I'M TRYING TO RUN
FROM MY ROOMMATE

1403
01:04:32,185 --> 01:04:33,184
AND I NEED A PLACE TO STAY,
PLEASE.

1404
01:04:33,186 --> 01:04:34,519
- LANCE?
- YES.

1405
01:04:34,521 --> 01:04:35,554
OKAY, YOU BET
I'M HELPING YOU WITH THIS.

1406
01:04:35,556 --> 01:04:37,123
- FOLLOW ME.
- OKAY.

1407
01:04:45,898 --> 01:04:47,598
WAIT, HANNAH, HANNAH.

1408
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:49,900
UM, ONE DAY I'M GONNA
DO SOMETHING

1409
01:04:49,902 --> 01:04:51,568
THAT'LL EARN
YOUR TRUST BACK.

1410
01:04:51,570 --> 01:04:53,670
JAMES, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

1411
01:04:53,672 --> 01:04:56,639
- I'M OKAY WITH HELPING YOU.
- WHY?

1412
01:04:56,641 --> 01:04:58,675
WHY AM I OKAY
WITH HELPING YOU?

1413
01:04:58,677 --> 01:05:02,411
NO, WHY ARE YOU SO SHY?

1414
01:05:02,413 --> 01:05:06,315
IT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN TELL ME.

1415
01:05:06,317 --> 01:05:09,250
JAMES, I HAD A REALLY
BAD STUTTER,

1416
01:05:09,252 --> 01:05:11,786
AND WHEN I GET NERVOUS
AND I TRY TO TALK

1417
01:05:11,788 --> 01:05:13,821
IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE
SOMETIMES IT COMES BACK,

1418
01:05:13,823 --> 01:05:16,292
AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO STOP IT.

1419
01:05:18,528 --> 01:05:21,595
IS THAT WHY YOU DON'T
TALK MUCH IN CLASS

1420
01:05:21,597 --> 01:05:23,797
EVEN THOUGH
YOU KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS?

1421
01:05:23,799 --> 01:05:25,767
YEAH.

1422
01:05:30,304 --> 01:05:31,773
- HI.
- HI.

1423
01:05:33,307 --> 01:05:34,840
WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOING TOGETHER?

1424
01:05:34,842 --> 01:05:36,942
OKAY, LOOK, JAMES NEEDS
A PLACE TO HIDE.

1425
01:05:36,944 --> 01:05:39,745
ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS,
HOPEFULLY.

1426
01:05:39,747 --> 01:05:42,614
MAYBE HE CAN HELP US STUDY?

1427
01:05:42,616 --> 01:05:44,882
HAVE A BETTER IDEA,

1428
01:05:44,884 --> 01:05:48,386
IF YOU MAKE US AN APP,
LIKE, "JUNGLE FOR GIRLS"

1429
01:05:48,388 --> 01:05:50,688
I JUST MIGHT LET YOU
STAY HERE.

1430
01:05:50,690 --> 01:05:52,289
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

1431
01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:53,724
"JUNGLE" REALLY
MESSED ME UP.

1432
01:05:53,726 --> 01:05:55,559
GUYS, WE KNOW THAT LANCE
MADE "JUNGLE"

1433
01:05:55,561 --> 01:05:57,227
AND WE'RE GONNA MAKE HIM
REGRET IT.

1434
01:05:57,229 --> 01:06:00,797
YES, AND I'M KIND OF
RETIRING FROM APPS FOR NOW.

1435
01:06:00,799 --> 01:06:02,598
OKAY, SO THE ANSWER IS NO.

1436
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,700
I MEAN, RIGHT AFTER
I MAKE YOUR APP.

1437
01:06:04,702 --> 01:06:06,302
I THOUGHT HE WAS FIXING
"JUNGLE."

1438
01:06:06,304 --> 01:06:07,970
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID
HE WAS DOING, MAN.

1439
01:06:07,972 --> 01:06:10,773
WHERE IS HE, LANCE?
THIS IS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY.

1440
01:06:10,775 --> 01:06:13,441
YEAH, THE OTHER HOOK-UP APPS
ARE STILL DOWN.

1441
01:06:13,443 --> 01:06:15,910
OH, THIS IS BAD,
THIS IS REALLY BAD.

1442
01:06:15,912 --> 01:06:17,479
SHOULD WE CALL 9-1-1?

1443
01:06:17,481 --> 01:06:20,149
THIS IS COMPLICATED SHIT.
HOLY CRAP!

1444
01:06:22,886 --> 01:06:25,219
- ARE YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
- YEAH.

1445
01:06:25,221 --> 01:06:28,422
WELL, THERE'S MOLD ON IT
SO BE CAREFUL, BUD.

1446
01:06:28,424 --> 01:06:30,758
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M JUST THINKING

1447
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,425
OF MAYBE WE DO SOME WAY
TO ORGANIZE

1448
01:06:32,427 --> 01:06:33,894
ALL OF THIS INFORMATION.

1449
01:06:33,896 --> 01:06:37,230
- MAYBE REBUILD, OR...
- YOU'RE GONNA REBUILD THE APP?

1450
01:06:37,232 --> 01:06:38,998
I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'LL HIRE
SOMEONE TO DO IT, MAN. YEAH.

1451
01:06:41,536 --> 01:06:43,002
COME ON, MAN!
IT'S MY CONCEPT,

1452
01:06:43,004 --> 01:06:45,506
THIS IS FREAKING APP,
IT'S JUST...

1453
01:06:50,644 --> 01:06:53,779
ALL RIGHT, LADIES, SO JAMES
IS HERE BECAUSE HE HAS AGREED

1454
01:06:53,781 --> 01:06:57,648
TO CREATE A RELATIONSHIP APP
FOR YOU GUYS, SO...

1455
01:06:57,650 --> 01:06:59,252
OKAY.

1456
01:07:01,821 --> 01:07:05,455
OKAY. UM...

1457
01:07:05,457 --> 01:07:09,392
GIRLS, HOW YOU DOING?
ARE YOU HAPPY?

1458
01:07:09,394 --> 01:07:12,429
I MEAN,
I LIKED MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS.

1459
01:07:12,431 --> 01:07:14,698
I MEAN, ARE YOU SATISFIED
WITH LIFE?

1460
01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:16,765
I HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST.
SORRY.

1461
01:07:16,767 --> 01:07:20,602
HOW'S YOUR LOVE LIFE?

1462
01:07:20,604 --> 01:07:23,672
BY LOVE, I MEAN LOVE.

1463
01:07:23,674 --> 01:07:26,842
NOT SEX.

1464
01:07:26,844 --> 01:07:30,712
HONESTLY?
NOT TOO GOOD.

1465
01:07:30,714 --> 01:07:33,514
MINE'S GREAT.
I'M NEVER LONELY.

1466
01:07:33,516 --> 01:07:35,415
INVITED OUT EVERY NIGHT.

1467
01:07:35,417 --> 01:07:39,053
HE SAID LOVE, NOT SEX.
ZIP IT, HOOK.

1468
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:42,322
DO YOU FEEL LIKE GUYS ARE USING
YOU AS JUST A PIECE OF MEAT?

1469
01:07:42,324 --> 01:07:44,858
- THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.
- ARE YOU A PSYCH MAJOR?

1470
01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:48,728
DO YOU WANT A GUY TO PURSUE YOU FOR
MORE THAN JUST A SWIPE OF HIS FINGER?

1471
01:07:48,730 --> 01:07:50,429
YEAH.

1472
01:07:50,431 --> 01:07:53,032
ARE YOU SELLING SOME
SPECIAL MAKEUP OR SOMETHING?

1473
01:07:53,034 --> 01:07:54,867
OR UNDERWEAR?

1474
01:07:54,869 --> 01:07:57,803
NO, I'M NOT SELLING A SPECIAL
KIND OF MAKEUP OR UNDERWEAR.

1475
01:07:57,805 --> 01:08:00,572
I'M TRYING
TO TURN THINGS AROUND.

1476
01:08:00,574 --> 01:08:02,941
GIRLS, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU
GET YOUR POWER BACK.

1477
01:08:02,943 --> 01:08:04,809
WHAT KIND OF POWER
IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

1478
01:08:04,811 --> 01:08:06,811
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT MAYBE HE'S ONTO SOMETHING.

1479
01:08:06,813 --> 01:08:10,314
LOOK, MY SPECIALTY
IS ALGORITHMS.

1480
01:08:10,316 --> 01:08:11,882
NOW, I KNOW THAT MAY NOT
SOUND LIKE MUCH,

1481
01:08:11,884 --> 01:08:16,352
BUT IN FACT ALGORITHMS
AND BIOLOGY WORK HAND IN HAND.

1482
01:08:16,354 --> 01:08:18,354
I HAVE THIS APP
AND I'D LIKE TO GIVE IT TO YOU.

1483
01:08:18,356 --> 01:08:19,990
I KNEW HE WAS
SELLING SOMETHING.

1484
01:08:19,992 --> 01:08:22,425
NO, I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING.
I'M HERE TO GIVE, NOT SELL.

1485
01:08:22,427 --> 01:08:24,961
- SO WHAT'S THE CATCH?
- THE CATCH IS...

1486
01:08:24,963 --> 01:08:28,530
THAT IF I GIVE THIS APP TO YOU
AND EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW IT WORKS,

1487
01:08:28,532 --> 01:08:31,600
THEN IT'S UP TO YOU
TO LET IT WORK.

1488
01:08:31,602 --> 01:08:33,435
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

1489
01:08:33,437 --> 01:08:34,770
SEE, IT MEANS THAT
WHEN YOU'RE DATING A GUY...

1490
01:08:34,772 --> 01:08:38,439
SWEETHEART,
LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

1491
01:08:38,441 --> 01:08:40,841
NONE OF US
HAVE BEEN ON A DATE.

1492
01:08:40,843 --> 01:08:42,877
- WELL, SINCE WHEN?
- SINCE EVER.

1493
01:08:42,879 --> 01:08:43,978
NONE OF YOU?

1494
01:08:43,980 --> 01:08:45,980
GUYS NOWADAYS
DON'T DATE YOU.

1495
01:08:45,982 --> 01:08:48,414
- THEY JUST SLEEP WITH YOU.
- THEN LET'S CHANGE THAT.

1496
01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,951
- HOW?
- WITH MY APP

1497
01:08:50,953 --> 01:08:53,419
AND WITH YOUR COOPERATION.

1498
01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:54,921
AND THE COOPERATION
OF YOUR SISTERS

1499
01:08:54,923 --> 01:08:56,458
ON EVERY COLLEGE CAMPUS.

1500
01:09:00,061 --> 01:09:02,761
HANNAH? WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE IDEA?

1501
01:09:02,763 --> 01:09:06,131
DO YOU LIKE IT?

1502
01:09:06,133 --> 01:09:11,003
HONESTLY, NO, I DON'T.

1503
01:09:11,005 --> 01:09:15,074
I DON'T THINK THAT AN APP IS THE
PROPER SOLUTION FOR RELATIONSHIPS.

1504
01:09:17,610 --> 01:09:20,644
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I WAS JUST
BORN IN THE WRONG CENTURY.

1505
01:09:20,646 --> 01:09:22,445
I AGREE.

1506
01:09:22,447 --> 01:09:24,883
NO WONDER YOU HAVE
NO CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON.

1507
01:09:30,856 --> 01:09:32,388
OH, THERE HE IS.

1508
01:09:32,390 --> 01:09:34,757
- HEY, GUYS.
- WHERE YOU BEEN, MAN?

1509
01:09:34,759 --> 01:09:36,759
UH, MEETING.

1510
01:09:36,761 --> 01:09:38,727
HEY, YOU'RE GROUNDED
UNTIL "JUNGLE" IS FIXED

1511
01:09:38,729 --> 01:09:40,428
- WHAT?
- YEP.

1512
01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:41,964
I'M TRYING TO GET IT BACK UP,
GUYS.

1513
01:09:41,966 --> 01:09:43,765
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

1514
01:09:43,767 --> 01:09:46,168
WHILE YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME,
I'M GETTING DEATH THREATS

1515
01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:47,969
FOR TAKING DOWN
THE HOOKUP APPS.

1516
01:09:47,971 --> 01:09:49,906
PEOPLE THINK I DID IT
AS A PUBLICITY STUNT.

1517
01:09:54,177 --> 01:09:56,977
THEY THINK
THAT HE BUILT THE APP

1518
01:09:56,979 --> 01:09:58,979
'CAUSE HE DIDN'T.
THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY.

1519
01:09:58,981 --> 01:10:00,514
THEY THINK
THAT I BUILT "JUNGLE."

1520
01:10:00,516 --> 01:10:01,915
THEY THINK THAT
I CAN TAKE DOWN THE HOOKUP APPS.

1521
01:10:01,917 --> 01:10:03,116
YEAH, YOU DIDN'T BUILD
"JUNGLE," THOUGH.

1522
01:10:03,118 --> 01:10:04,717
NO, I CREATED IT.
IT WAS MY IDEA.

1523
01:10:04,719 --> 01:10:07,720
SHH.

1524
01:10:07,722 --> 01:10:10,957
JAMES, YOU NEED TO GET "JUNGLE"
BACK UP RIGHT NOW.

1525
01:10:10,959 --> 01:10:14,126
OUR LIVES ARE ON THE LINE
RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

1526
01:10:14,128 --> 01:10:16,461
AND ANOTHER THING.
DON'T JUDGE ME.

1527
01:10:16,463 --> 01:10:18,530
I'M STRESS EATING.
IT'S A REAL DISORDER.

1528
01:10:18,532 --> 01:10:19,965
GOOGLE IT.

1529
01:10:19,967 --> 01:10:21,666
OKAY, CALM DOWN.

1530
01:10:21,668 --> 01:10:24,768
WE'RE JUST GONNA
TAKE A CHILL PILL.

1531
01:10:24,770 --> 01:10:27,905
GUYS, IF YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS,
I'M GONNA NEED MY ROOM BACK.

1532
01:10:27,907 --> 01:10:29,773
NO, WE ARE GOING
TO SIT RIGHT HERE

1533
01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:31,775
AND WATCH YOU
UNTIL YOU GET THIS DONE.

1534
01:10:31,777 --> 01:10:33,610
OKAY, IF YOU WANNA GET PAID
FOR M.I.T.,

1535
01:10:33,612 --> 01:10:35,812
THEN YOU BETTER GET THIS THING
BACK UP AND RUNNING, STAT.

1536
01:10:35,814 --> 01:10:36,981
NO, I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS.

1537
01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:38,648
YOU'RE GONNA SIT RIGHT THERE

1538
01:10:38,650 --> 01:10:39,816
AND YOU'RE GONNA WORK.

1539
01:10:41,620 --> 01:10:44,553
RIGHT NOW.
GO AHEAD.

1540
01:10:44,555 --> 01:10:46,690
VAMOS. OH, NO,
I'LL TAKE THAT.

1541
01:10:52,229 --> 01:10:55,163
ALL RIGHT,
GET TO WORK.

1542
01:10:55,165 --> 01:10:57,665
NO, STOP IT.
SPIT IT OUT.

1543
01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:00,968
YOU HAVE ANY MORE?
AH. GOSH, YOU'RE SO WEIRD.

1544
01:11:00,970 --> 01:11:02,670
- LANCE?
- YES.

1545
01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:04,774
I'D LIKE SOME TEA PLEASE.
WITH HONEY.

1546
01:11:07,043 --> 01:11:08,708
YEAH, OKAY.

1547
01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:11,111
I MAKE HIM TEA AND HONEY
SO THAT HE CAN WORK.

1548
01:11:11,113 --> 01:11:13,747
YOU KNOW? HE'S SICK,
SO I DON'T WANT HIM TO...

1549
01:11:13,749 --> 01:11:15,918
- THAT'S CUTE.
- I'D DO IT FOR YOU GUYS.

1550
01:11:18,886 --> 01:11:20,586
I'D LIKE THIS ONE, PLEASE.

1551
01:11:20,588 --> 01:11:22,254
MY MOM GAVE IT TO ME

1552
01:11:22,256 --> 01:11:24,123
SO I CAN STAY UP LATE
AT NIGHT.

1553
01:11:24,125 --> 01:11:25,691
IT KEEPS ME UP
SO I CAN STUDY.

1554
01:11:25,693 --> 01:11:28,160
- ALL RIGHT.
- OH, DOUBLE STRENGTH, PLEASE.

1555
01:11:28,162 --> 01:11:30,862
YOU KNOW.
I WANNA GET THIS DONE TONIGHT.

1556
01:11:30,864 --> 01:11:32,530
OKAY.

1557
01:11:32,532 --> 01:11:37,068
LANCE.
I'LL TAKE ONE, TOO.

1558
01:11:37,070 --> 01:11:38,769
JUST SO I CAN STAY UP,

1559
01:11:38,771 --> 01:11:42,606
BE ALERT,
READY TO POUNCE.

1560
01:11:42,608 --> 01:11:44,975
ACTUALLY, SIGN ME UP, TOO.

1561
01:11:44,977 --> 01:11:49,246
I WANT ONE. AND SOME COFFEE.
AND SOME DONUTS.

1562
01:11:49,248 --> 01:11:52,682
RIGHT. YOU WANT ME TO THROW ON AN
APRON AND A STRING OF PEARLS, TOO?

1563
01:11:52,684 --> 01:11:54,884
AS LONG AS THE APRON SAYS
"HOME, SWEET HOME."

1564
01:11:54,886 --> 01:11:57,585
- YEAH?
- YEAH.

1565
01:11:57,587 --> 01:12:00,224
- YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS. JUST WATCH HIM, OKAY?
- YEAH.

1566
01:12:55,173 --> 01:12:59,876
OH, SHIT. HEY, WESLEY.

1567
01:12:59,878 --> 01:13:01,610
HE'S GONE. WESLEY!

1568
01:13:03,115 --> 01:13:04,247
HE'S GONE.

1569
01:13:04,249 --> 01:13:06,083
- HUH?
- HE'S GONE.

1570
01:13:08,085 --> 01:13:09,785
- WAKE UP!
- OH, WHAT?

1571
01:13:09,787 --> 01:13:13,224
- HE GOT OUT!
- COME ON, DUDE!

1572
01:13:20,096 --> 01:13:23,764
HEY. LOOK. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M
GONNA HAVE TO STAY THE NIGHT.

1573
01:13:23,766 --> 01:13:25,233
- WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
- WHAT?

1574
01:13:25,235 --> 01:13:27,335
WE HAD A BET ON HOW LONG
IT WOULD TAKE FOR YOU

1575
01:13:27,337 --> 01:13:29,036
TO TRY TO SLEEP
WITH ONE OF US,

1576
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:31,071
ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR
PHONY SPEECH AND ALL.

1577
01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,672
WHAT? NO, THE SPEECH, THE APP,
IT WAS ALL REAL.

1578
01:13:33,674 --> 01:13:36,809
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- I JUST NEED A PLACE TO STAY FOR THE NIGHT.

1579
01:13:36,811 --> 01:13:39,145
SO, WAIT A MINUTE.

1580
01:13:39,147 --> 01:13:40,379
YOU DON'T WANNA
SLEEP WITH ME?

1581
01:13:40,381 --> 01:13:42,647
NO, I NEVER...
NO, I DON'T... I REALLY...

1582
01:13:42,649 --> 01:13:44,150
I TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY.

1583
01:13:44,152 --> 01:13:46,951
I'M NOT GAY. WHY DOES
EVERYBODY HERE THINK THAT?

1584
01:13:46,953 --> 01:13:48,955
- YOU LIKE GIRLS?
- YES, I LIKE...

1585
01:13:51,858 --> 01:13:53,559
I LIKE HANNAH.

1586
01:13:56,695 --> 01:13:58,729
HEY, IT'S ALL SETTLED.

1587
01:13:58,731 --> 01:13:59,897
HE CAN STAY.

1588
01:13:59,899 --> 01:14:01,832
- COME ON.
- THANK YOU.

1589
01:14:01,834 --> 01:14:03,934
SERIOUSLY, LOOK,
I DON'T TAKE UP MUCH SPACE.

1590
01:14:03,936 --> 01:14:06,070
I JUST NEED MAYBE
A CLOSET OR SOMETHING.

1591
01:14:06,072 --> 01:14:07,904
IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

1592
01:14:07,906 --> 01:14:10,273
NO, THERE'S
A GUEST ROOM UPSTAIRS.

1593
01:14:10,275 --> 01:14:11,240
SERIOUSLY?

1594
01:14:11,242 --> 01:14:12,341
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,

1595
01:14:12,343 --> 01:14:14,709
AND I DO MEAN ANYTHING,

1596
01:14:14,711 --> 01:14:16,912
HANNAH WILL HELP YOU.

1597
01:14:16,914 --> 01:14:20,148
LOOK, AND IF ANYONE
COMES LOOKING FOR ME,

1598
01:14:20,150 --> 01:14:21,249
DON'T LET THEM IN.

1599
01:14:21,251 --> 01:14:23,185
I WON'T LET ANYONE IN.

1600
01:14:23,187 --> 01:14:24,354
GOOD NIGHT, HANNAH.

1601
01:14:25,923 --> 01:14:27,890
GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.

1602
01:14:28,925 --> 01:14:30,660
OH, UH, HANNAH.

1603
01:14:34,964 --> 01:14:38,767
I'M... JAMES WILSON SINGER.

1604
01:14:40,135 --> 01:14:42,137
JAMES WILSON SINGER.

1605
01:14:44,139 --> 01:14:45,340
I LIKE THAT.

1606
01:14:47,409 --> 01:14:51,076
GOOD.
WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?

1607
01:14:51,078 --> 01:14:53,347
I'M HANNAH GRACE MARTIN.

1608
01:14:55,082 --> 01:14:57,382
THAT FITS YOU.

1609
01:14:57,384 --> 01:14:59,418
KIND OF EMBODIES YOUR EYES

1610
01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:03,054
AND YOUR HAIR AND YOUR HANDS
ALL IN ONE SENTENCE.

1611
01:15:03,056 --> 01:15:05,724
IT'S... I DON'T KNOW,
LIKE A SONG.

1612
01:15:09,928 --> 01:15:11,362
GOOD NIGHT, JAMES.

1613
01:15:11,364 --> 01:15:14,933
GOOD NIGHT.
THANK YOU.

1614
01:15:20,838 --> 01:15:23,239
SO WHY CAN'T WE
LET THEM IN?

1615
01:15:23,241 --> 01:15:24,974
BECAUSE THEY WANT
TO KILL HIM.

1616
01:15:24,976 --> 01:15:26,375
YEAH, WE GOTTA
KEEP HIM ALIVE

1617
01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:28,477
SO HE CAN HELP US
FINISH THE APP

1618
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,380
AND TEACH US HOW TO TAKE
OUR POWER BACK.

1619
01:15:31,382 --> 01:15:33,014
WELL, I GUESS
HE CAN SHOW US

1620
01:15:33,016 --> 01:15:34,449
HOW TO MAKE GUYS
TALK TO US

1621
01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:36,484
LIKE HE DID TO YOU.

1622
01:15:36,486 --> 01:15:39,454
YOU KNOW, THIS SORORITY IS FINALLY
TAKING ON A WORTHWHILE PROJECT,

1623
01:15:39,456 --> 01:15:41,924
AND I FOR ONE AM EXCITED.

1624
01:15:45,494 --> 01:15:48,495
STOP! STOP!
STOP! STOP! STOP!

1625
01:15:48,497 --> 01:15:50,963
THERE HE IS,
RIGHT THERE IN THE WINDOW.

1626
01:15:50,965 --> 01:15:52,232
COME ON. LET'S GO.

1627
01:15:52,234 --> 01:15:54,468
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

1628
01:15:56,271 --> 01:15:59,038
LET US IN.

1629
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:01,006
HEY, HEY, HEY.

1630
01:16:01,008 --> 01:16:02,475
WHAT DO YOU WANT?

1631
01:16:02,477 --> 01:16:04,276
WE WANT JAMES.

1632
01:16:04,278 --> 01:16:05,844
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM.

1633
01:16:05,846 --> 01:16:08,413
CAN YOU JUST LET US
INTO THE HOUSE? PLEASE?

1634
01:16:08,415 --> 01:16:10,315
NO, I CAN'T
AND IF YOU DON'T LEAVE,

1635
01:16:10,317 --> 01:16:11,949
I'M GONNA CALL
CAMPUS SECURITY.

1636
01:16:11,951 --> 01:16:14,319
OH, REALLY? WELL,
WE HAVE A KEY TO THIS SORORITY.

1637
01:16:14,321 --> 01:16:16,387
ONE OF YOU BIMBOS GAVE IT TO ME,
IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER.

1638
01:16:16,389 --> 01:16:18,923
WELL, THEN COME RIGHT IN,
SWEETHEART.

1639
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:24,528
YOU WANT HIM,
COME AND GET HIM.

1640
01:16:24,530 --> 01:16:28,531
YOU KNOW WHAT? W-WE GOT
THIS THING WITH THE STUFF.

1641
01:16:28,533 --> 01:16:30,266
SO WE'RE GONNA
JUST HEAD OUT,

1642
01:16:30,268 --> 01:16:32,502
BUT IT'S GOOD TO
SEE YOU.

1643
01:16:32,504 --> 01:16:35,237
YOU KNOW WHAT? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GIRLS
COULD USE YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP ANYWAY.

1644
01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:36,872
SO WE'RE JUST GONNA...

1645
01:16:36,874 --> 01:16:38,874
YOU LOOK...
YOU LOOK GOOD.

1646
01:16:38,876 --> 01:16:40,242
WESLEY!

1647
01:16:40,244 --> 01:16:42,010
OKAY, LADIES,

1648
01:16:42,012 --> 01:16:43,911
HOW ABOUT
WE JUST TALK THIS OUT

1649
01:16:43,913 --> 01:16:45,046
OVER BREAKFAST TOMORROW ON ME.

1650
01:16:45,048 --> 01:16:46,448
COFFEE AND BAGELS, LANCE?

1651
01:16:46,450 --> 01:16:48,449
HOW ABOUT A GIFT CARD
TO BAGEL BOYS.

1652
01:16:48,451 --> 01:16:49,850
THEY'RE INSANE. RUN!

1653
01:16:49,852 --> 01:16:52,255
DANIEL: DON'T TOUCH ME!

1654
01:16:54,557 --> 01:16:56,426
COFFEE AND BAGELS.

1655
01:17:01,163 --> 01:17:04,397
WHAT DID YOU SHOCK ME
LIKE THAT FOR?

1656
01:17:04,399 --> 01:17:06,234
INTERNAL BLEEDING.

1657
01:17:09,036 --> 01:17:11,537
LANCE,
THOSE FEMALES HATE YOU.

1658
01:17:11,539 --> 01:17:14,275
THEY HATE US. NOT ME.
WHAT IS THAT?

1659
01:17:17,345 --> 01:17:18,943
OKAY, WHAT THE EFF
HAPPENED BACK THERE?

1660
01:17:18,945 --> 01:17:21,112
I MEAN, WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT WERE THEY DOING?

1661
01:17:21,114 --> 01:17:22,981
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME?

1662
01:17:22,983 --> 01:17:24,015
I DON'T KNOW.

1663
01:17:24,017 --> 01:17:25,416
I KNOW.

1664
01:17:25,418 --> 01:17:27,284
WHAT... WHAT?
HOW DO YOU KNOW?

1665
01:17:27,286 --> 01:17:29,186
BRO, IT'S OBVIOUS.
OKAY?

1666
01:17:29,188 --> 01:17:31,154
ONE, ALL THE HOOKUP APPS
ARE DOWN.

1667
01:17:31,156 --> 01:17:33,390
TWO, JAMES IS NOW LIVING
IN A SORORITY HOUSE.

1668
01:17:33,392 --> 01:17:34,924
JUST PUT THEM TOGETHER.

1669
01:17:34,926 --> 01:17:36,493
YOU THINK THOSE
ARE ACTUALLY CONNECTED HERE?

1670
01:17:36,495 --> 01:17:38,261
OF COURSE.

1671
01:17:38,263 --> 01:17:40,096
OH, YEAH,
THERE'S A CONNECTION.

1672
01:17:40,098 --> 01:17:42,231
HE'S GOT ALL THE CHICKS,
AND WE DON'T.

1673
01:17:42,233 --> 01:17:44,267
WHAT IF HE'S JUST,
YOU KNOW,

1674
01:17:44,269 --> 01:17:46,402
WORKING ON SOMETHING
FOR US.

1675
01:17:46,404 --> 01:17:49,104
HE'S A GENIUS. THIS COULD BE SOMETHING
BIGGER AND BETTER FOR ALL OF US.

1676
01:17:49,106 --> 01:17:50,305
THAT'S STUPID, LANCE.
STUPID.

1677
01:17:50,307 --> 01:17:51,973
HE WANTS
ALL THE GIRLS TO HIMSELF.

1678
01:17:51,975 --> 01:17:53,441
HE'S GREEDY LIKE THAT.

1679
01:17:53,443 --> 01:17:55,477
OH, MY GOD.
THEY, LIKE, LOVE HIM.

1680
01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:57,044
I KNOW. DID YOU SEE
THE WAY THAT THEY

1681
01:17:57,046 --> 01:17:59,346
THREW THOSE WEAPONS OUT
JUST TO DEFEND HIM?

1682
01:17:59,348 --> 01:18:00,948
BRO, THOSE WEAPONS
WERE TO KILL US.

1683
01:18:00,950 --> 01:18:04,018
THAT HAIR BRUSH
WAS TO BEAT US, MAIM US.

1684
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:06,919
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, I THINK
THOSE ARE THE SAME THING.

1685
01:18:06,921 --> 01:18:11,157
OKAY, LOOK.
WE NEED A NEW PLAN, OBVIOUSLY.

1686
01:18:11,159 --> 01:18:12,492
- FIGURE ONE OUT...
- SHH.

1687
01:18:12,494 --> 01:18:14,527
NO. NO, NO, NO,
YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT, OKAY?

1688
01:18:14,529 --> 01:18:16,362
JAMES IS NOW LIVING
IN THE SORORITY HOUSE.

1689
01:18:16,364 --> 01:18:17,563
WE CALL THEM
SORORITY SISTERS.

1690
01:18:17,565 --> 01:18:19,299
THEY'RE ALL OF
THE TEAM CAPTAINS.

1691
01:18:19,301 --> 01:18:20,866
ALL BY HIMSELF.

1692
01:18:20,868 --> 01:18:23,435
HE'S IN THERE
WITH ALL OF THEM BY HIMSELF.

1693
01:18:23,437 --> 01:18:25,971
AND GUESS WHERE WE ARE?
WE'RE OUT HERE.

1694
01:18:25,973 --> 01:18:27,406
AS A RESULT OF YOUR PLAN,
LANCE,

1695
01:18:27,408 --> 01:18:30,910
WE'RE IN ICE.
FRIGID COLD. OKAY?

1696
01:18:33,346 --> 01:18:35,513
WE WILL MAKE A NEW PLAN,
OKAY?

1697
01:18:35,515 --> 01:18:36,547
- FINE.
- GOT IT.

1698
01:18:36,549 --> 01:18:38,449
- I HAVE AN IDEA.
- LET'S GO.

1699
01:18:38,451 --> 01:18:41,086
IT'S GONNA INVOLVE TWO CATS,
A PARACHUTE, AND A PLANE.

1700
01:18:43,488 --> 01:18:45,188
GOD, MELODY HASN'T
TEXTED ME BACK SINCE...

1701
01:18:45,190 --> 01:18:47,457
NO ONE CARES. JUST STOP.

1702
01:18:47,459 --> 01:18:48,491
HEY, RACHEL.

1703
01:18:48,493 --> 01:18:50,327
SO WE STILL DOWN FOR TONIGHT?

1704
01:18:50,329 --> 01:18:51,661
IF YOU WANNA SEE ME,
WESLEY,

1705
01:18:51,663 --> 01:18:53,295
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO ASK ME OUT

1706
01:18:53,297 --> 01:18:55,331
ONE WEEK IN ADVANCE
AND TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER

1707
01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:57,132
SO WE CAN TALK AND GET TO
KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

1708
01:18:57,134 --> 01:18:59,234
- WHAT?!
- LAUREN, WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?

1709
01:18:59,236 --> 01:19:02,136
- FOR WHAT?
- FOR WHAT? YOU KNOW FOR WHAT. COME ON NOW.

1710
01:19:02,138 --> 01:19:04,906
THE FRIENDS-WITH-BENEFITS PROGRAM
HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DISCONTINUED.

1711
01:19:04,908 --> 01:19:07,375
TRY FLATTERY.
THAT'S ON WOMEN SINCE EVE.

1712
01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:10,010
YOU LOOK SO NICE, RACHEL.

1713
01:19:10,012 --> 01:19:12,179
WHAT DID I TELL YOU, LAUREN.
BOTOX HELPS.

1714
01:19:12,181 --> 01:19:14,247
NOW I SEE YOU FINALLY LOST
THOSE FIVE POUNDS

1715
01:19:14,249 --> 01:19:15,382
YOU WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT,
MELODY.

1716
01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:17,918
WHAT?
IT'S A COMPLEMENT.

1717
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:19,486
NO, IT WASN'T.
MINE WAS.

1718
01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:21,488
WE JUST... WE NEED TO FORGET
ABOUT WOMEN FOR A WHILE

1719
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:25,257
BECAUSE MY GRADE IN CS
DEPENDS HIGHLY ON THIS APP.

1720
01:19:25,259 --> 01:19:28,327
OKAY, JUST TELL THEM THAT
YOU'RE WORKING ON AN UPDATE.

1721
01:19:28,329 --> 01:19:29,662
"JUNGLE" 2.0.

1722
01:19:29,664 --> 01:19:33,231
OKAY.

1723
01:19:33,233 --> 01:19:35,567
NICE, JAMES.
GOOD.

1724
01:19:35,569 --> 01:19:39,504
HEY, LANCE, WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH "JUNGLE"?

1725
01:19:39,506 --> 01:19:44,108
UM, UH...

1726
01:19:44,110 --> 01:19:46,110
WE'RE WORKING
ON AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW,

1727
01:19:46,112 --> 01:19:47,978
AND THE NEW AND IMPROVED
VERSION OF "JUNGLE"

1728
01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:49,413
WILL BE RELEASED
AS SOON AS IT'S DONE.

1729
01:19:49,415 --> 01:19:51,515
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
SHARE WITH THE CLASS

1730
01:19:51,517 --> 01:19:53,484
THE WORKFLOW PROCESS
IT TAKES

1731
01:19:53,486 --> 01:19:55,485
TO DEBUG AND DEVELOP
AN UPDATE?

1732
01:19:55,487 --> 01:19:56,620
THE ONLY THING IS THAT...

1733
01:19:56,622 --> 01:19:58,388
SPEAK UP, LANCE.

1734
01:19:58,390 --> 01:20:02,057
THE REST OF THE CLASS
WANTS TO TAKE DETAILED NOTES.

1735
01:20:02,059 --> 01:20:06,629
WELL, THAT WOULD BE IN VIOLATION
OF THE NDA THAT WE AGREED.

1736
01:20:06,631 --> 01:20:08,263
I EXPECT BY THE END OF TODAY

1737
01:20:08,265 --> 01:20:10,065
TO HAVE A FULL-PAGE OUTLINE

1738
01:20:10,067 --> 01:20:11,600
OF YOUR WORKFLOW PROCESS.
ALL RIGHT?

1739
01:20:11,602 --> 01:20:14,569
WAIT, AND SORRY.
I FORGET.

1740
01:20:14,571 --> 01:20:17,271
DID YOU TELL ME THAT NASA
COMMISSIONED "JUNGLE"?

1741
01:20:17,273 --> 01:20:19,206
MM-HMM, YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.

1742
01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:21,108
YOUR NEXT ASSIGNMENT
WILL PROBABLY BE WHAT,

1743
01:20:21,110 --> 01:20:23,945
STUDYING THE MATING RITUALS
ON MARS?

1744
01:20:25,748 --> 01:20:29,017
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY, CLASS.
HAVE A GOOD ONE.

1745
01:20:41,562 --> 01:20:43,162
THERE THEY ARE.

1746
01:20:43,164 --> 01:20:45,397
I THINK WE SHOULD
CALL A PRESS CONFERENCE.

1747
01:20:45,399 --> 01:20:48,099
- WHAT?
- YEAH.

1748
01:20:48,101 --> 01:20:51,102
TELL THE WORLD
WHO REALLY CREATED "JUNGLE."

1749
01:20:51,104 --> 01:20:53,504
SMART. SMART.

1750
01:20:53,506 --> 01:20:55,005
HEY. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
POPS,

1751
01:20:55,007 --> 01:20:58,508
WHAT'S THE NUMBER
TO YOUR PUBLICIST?

1752
01:20:58,510 --> 01:21:00,446
I GOT SOME ROCKIN' NEWS
I WANNA TELL THEM.

1753
01:21:02,381 --> 01:21:05,515
YEAH, OKAY, PRE-MED'S FINE.
THANKS FOR ASKING.

1754
01:21:05,517 --> 01:21:08,986
ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. JUST
TEXT ME THE NUMBER. YEAH. BYE.

1755
01:21:11,722 --> 01:21:14,089
HE HAS TO TAKE ME
TO MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

1756
01:21:14,091 --> 01:21:16,258
AND NOT ASK ME FOR MY CREDIT
CARD SO I CAN PAY FOR IT.

1757
01:21:16,260 --> 01:21:19,327
AND NOT ASK THE WAITRESS
FOR HER NUMBER IN FRONT OF ME.

1758
01:21:19,329 --> 01:21:21,031
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
CALL THE APP, JAMES?

1759
01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:25,133
WHAT DO YOU GIRLS THINK
OF "EVE"?

1760
01:21:25,135 --> 01:21:27,970
EVE.
THE FIRST WOMAN.

1761
01:21:29,606 --> 01:21:35,476
HANNAH, WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE
TO DO TO EARN YOUR TRUST?

1762
01:21:35,478 --> 01:21:39,278
A GUY SHOULD BE HONEST.

1763
01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:42,215
IF HE'S A LIAR,
THAT'S A DEAL BREAKER.

1764
01:21:42,217 --> 01:21:43,716
HE SHOULD TELL ME THE TRUTH

1765
01:21:43,718 --> 01:21:46,452
REGARDLESS OF WHETHER IT
WILL HURT MY FEELINGS OR NOT.

1766
01:21:46,454 --> 01:21:48,821
ISN'T THAT A LITTLE UNREALISTIC,
THOUGH, HANNAH?

1767
01:21:48,823 --> 01:21:51,724
OKAY, CLEARLY WE UNDERESTIMATED
JAMES HERE, LIKE, BIG TIME.

1768
01:21:51,726 --> 01:21:53,792
NO, IT'S CLEAR
THAT JAMES IS A DICK

1769
01:21:53,794 --> 01:21:55,529
AND A BACKSTABBER.

1770
01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:02,500
WHAT DO YOU THINK
MAKES HIM TICK?

1771
01:22:02,502 --> 01:22:06,570
- UM, THAT NERDY CHICK, FOUR-EYES...
- HANNAH.

1772
01:22:06,572 --> 01:22:07,671
YEAH, YEAH, HANNAH.

1773
01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,172
WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER?

1774
01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:10,841
WELL, HER FULL NAME'S
HANNAH MARTIN,

1775
01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:14,143
AND SHE KEEPS A LOW PROFILE.

1776
01:22:14,145 --> 01:22:16,112
NO, SHE KEEPS A "NO" PROFILE.

1777
01:22:16,114 --> 01:22:17,814
SHE'S NOT ON ANY
OF THE DATING APPS.

1778
01:22:17,816 --> 01:22:19,248
NO, THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

1779
01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,216
NO, NO, NO,
IT'S NOT IMPOSSIBLE.

1780
01:22:21,218 --> 01:22:22,551
IT'S VERY POSSIBLE.

1781
01:22:22,553 --> 01:22:24,255
SHE'S OFF THE GRID.

1782
01:22:31,394 --> 01:22:32,861
OKAY, LADIES,

1783
01:22:32,863 --> 01:22:34,629
EVERYONE TURN OFF
THEIR CELL PHONES,

1784
01:22:34,631 --> 01:22:36,497
THEIR TABLETS,
AND THEIR LAPTOPS.

1785
01:22:36,499 --> 01:22:39,233
WE'RE GONNA TRY
OUR VERY BEST TO CONCENTRATE...

1786
01:22:39,235 --> 01:22:42,369
...ON JAMES

1787
01:22:42,371 --> 01:22:44,604
BECAUSE HE HAS SOMETHING'S
VERY IMPORTANT TO TELL US.

1788
01:22:44,606 --> 01:22:46,139
HE'S BEEN STUDYING US

1789
01:22:46,141 --> 01:22:47,807
AND LISTENING
TO WHAT WE WANT FROM MEN,

1790
01:22:47,809 --> 01:22:50,243
AND HE'S
ABOUT TO REVEAL TO US

1791
01:22:50,245 --> 01:22:52,512
TO ULTIMATE APP.

1792
01:22:52,514 --> 01:22:53,813
WHERE'S HANNAH?

1793
01:22:53,815 --> 01:22:55,347
SHE SAID SHE'S GONNA BE LATE,

1794
01:22:55,349 --> 01:22:57,316
SO WE CAN GO AHEAD
AND START WITHOUT HER.

1795
01:22:57,318 --> 01:22:59,385
OKAY.

1796
01:22:59,387 --> 01:23:04,723
LADIES, IT'S BEEN A REAL EYE-OPENER
LIVING WITH YOU ALL THESE DAYS.

1797
01:23:04,725 --> 01:23:07,859
AND I THINK IF FINALLY DISCOVERED
THE ULTIMATE DATING APP,

1798
01:23:07,861 --> 01:23:09,794
AND I'D LIKE TO PRESENT IT
TO YOU RIGHT NOW.

1799
01:23:09,796 --> 01:23:13,297
NEWS FLASH,
THE HOOKUP APPS ARE BACK UP.

1800
01:23:13,299 --> 01:23:16,834
- GET OFF OF ME.
- YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOUR PHONE ON.

1801
01:23:16,836 --> 01:23:18,335
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

1802
01:23:18,337 --> 01:23:19,670
WE'RE GONNA LISTEN TO JAMES

1803
01:23:19,672 --> 01:23:21,607
AND DECIDE
WHICH APP IS BETTER.

1804
01:23:25,844 --> 01:23:29,345
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1805
01:23:29,347 --> 01:23:31,581
YOU ARE THE APP.

1806
01:23:31,583 --> 01:23:36,217
LOOK, I KNOW ALGORITHMS.
I KNOW BIOLOGY.

1807
01:23:36,219 --> 01:23:38,853
BUT THERE'S NOTHING
THAT I CAN CODE, INVENT,

1808
01:23:38,855 --> 01:23:41,656
OR CREATE

1809
01:23:41,658 --> 01:23:45,259
THAT EQUALS WHAT GOD HAS
ALREADY CREATED INSIDE OF YOU.

1810
01:23:45,261 --> 01:23:47,896
JAMES, THE GUYS DECIDE
WHICH APPS RULE.

1811
01:23:47,898 --> 01:23:50,864
NO, SEE,
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

1812
01:23:50,866 --> 01:23:52,566
YOU DECIDE.

1813
01:23:52,568 --> 01:23:54,367
IF NONE OF THE GIRLS
ARE ON THE APPS,

1814
01:23:54,369 --> 01:23:56,937
WHERE ARE THE GUYS GONNA GO?

1815
01:23:56,939 --> 01:23:58,939
GIRLS, YOU HAVE THE POWER.

1816
01:23:58,941 --> 01:24:01,541
DON'T GIVE THAT UP.

1817
01:24:01,543 --> 01:24:04,309
IT'S LIKE FIFTH-WAVE FEMINISM.

1818
01:24:04,311 --> 01:24:06,511
I LIKE IT.

1819
01:24:06,513 --> 01:24:08,881
TIFFANY MOVED OUT.

1820
01:24:08,883 --> 01:24:11,483
I ASKED HER TO MOVE OUT.

1821
01:24:11,485 --> 01:24:13,785
MAN, SEEING YOU
ON THAT DATE,

1822
01:24:13,787 --> 01:24:16,454
IT JUST...
IT JUST DID SOMETHING TO ME.

1823
01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:17,689
OKAY, YOU SPIED ON ME?

1824
01:24:17,691 --> 01:24:19,657
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

1825
01:24:19,659 --> 01:24:22,960
YEAH, LISTEN.
CAN'T WE START FRESH?

1826
01:24:22,962 --> 01:24:25,563
NOW FOR SOME
NEWS FROM OUR TECH BUREAU....

1827
01:24:25,565 --> 01:24:27,598
TAKE YOU
ON A SECOND HONEYMOON.

1828
01:24:27,600 --> 01:24:31,735
I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU THE REST OF MY LIFE.

1829
01:24:31,737 --> 01:24:34,971
- YEAH, YOU WILL.
- ...COLLEGE FRESHMAN NAMED JAMES SINGER.

1830
01:24:34,973 --> 01:24:37,473
THE REPORT ALSO STATES
THAT JAMES SINGER...

1831
01:24:37,475 --> 01:24:39,909
WHAT IS THAT?
IS THAT YOUR RADIO?

1832
01:24:39,911 --> 01:24:44,446
WHAT, "JUNGLE"?
WHAT THE...

1833
01:24:44,448 --> 01:24:47,950
...I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT YOU REALLY HURT MY SOCIAL LIFE TOO.

1834
01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:50,284
I KNEW HE WAS MY BOY.
WHO NEEDS A PATERNITY TEST?

1835
01:24:50,286 --> 01:24:52,587
IN BASKETBALL, THE COURTS
WERE BUSY LAST NIGHT...

1836
01:24:52,589 --> 01:24:54,455
DID YOU SEE THAT?

1837
01:24:54,457 --> 01:24:56,658
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M CONFUSED.

1838
01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,492
DID JAMES MAKE THE APP?

1839
01:24:58,494 --> 01:25:00,895
OR DID HE TAKE DOWN
THE APPS?

1840
01:25:00,897 --> 01:25:03,830
BOTH.
HE'S A GENIUS.

1841
01:25:03,832 --> 01:25:08,436
THEY SAY THAT GENIUS MANIFESTS
ITSELF EVERY OTHER GENERATION.

1842
01:25:10,438 --> 01:25:11,771
WHAT?

1843
01:25:11,773 --> 01:25:14,473
YOUR BROTHER
INVENTED "JUNGLE"?

1844
01:25:14,475 --> 01:25:16,575
HE'S WAY COOL.

1845
01:25:16,577 --> 01:25:17,643
I KNOW.

1846
01:25:17,645 --> 01:25:21,947
JAMES SINGER.

1847
01:25:21,949 --> 01:25:23,817
I KNEW IT.

1848
01:25:25,619 --> 01:25:27,819
IS HE THE CRAZY KID
WHO KEPT CALLING ME?

1849
01:25:27,821 --> 01:25:29,621
WAY TO GO, JAMES.

1850
01:25:29,623 --> 01:25:31,923
THINK WE NEED TO MAKE
A DETOUR TO SEE THIS GUY.

1851
01:25:31,925 --> 01:25:33,791
HEY, HANNAH,
YOU GOT A SECOND?

1852
01:25:33,793 --> 01:25:35,726
NO, ROB,
I'M LATE TO A MEETING.

1853
01:25:35,728 --> 01:25:38,662
- WE NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.
- WHAT?

1854
01:25:38,664 --> 01:25:41,665
- IT'S ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND.
- I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

1855
01:25:41,667 --> 01:25:44,600
DID YOU EVER SET UP
AN ACCOUNT ON "JUNGLE"?

1856
01:25:44,602 --> 01:25:45,968
- NO.
- WHY NOT?

1857
01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:47,470
BECAUSE IT'S DISGUSTING.

1858
01:25:47,472 --> 01:25:48,905
OH, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.

1859
01:25:48,907 --> 01:25:51,273
A REAL PERV
MUST'VE DREAMT THAT UP.

1860
01:25:51,275 --> 01:25:53,275
YEAH, LANCE DREAMT IT UP.

1861
01:25:53,277 --> 01:25:55,644
WHOA, OKAY, YOU ACTUALLY
THINK THAT I HAVE THE SKILLS

1862
01:25:55,646 --> 01:25:57,479
TO CREATE AN APP
LIKE JUNGLE?

1863
01:25:57,481 --> 01:25:58,914
I DON'T THINK
YOU HAVE THE SKILLS

1864
01:25:58,916 --> 01:26:00,649
TO OPEN A BAG
OF POTATO CHIPS

1865
01:26:00,651 --> 01:26:02,450
WITHOUT FRICK AND FRACK HERE
ASSISTING YOU.

1866
01:26:02,452 --> 01:26:03,785
HONEY.

1867
01:26:03,787 --> 01:26:05,020
IT'S HANNAH.

1868
01:26:05,022 --> 01:26:08,558
HANNAH, JAMES DEVELOPED
"JUNGLE."

1869
01:26:10,860 --> 01:26:11,992
NO, HE DIDN'T.

1870
01:26:11,994 --> 01:26:14,594
EXCEPT THAT HE DID.

1871
01:26:14,596 --> 01:26:15,628
- SO...
- WHATEVER.

1872
01:26:15,630 --> 01:26:17,866
- COME ON.
- PEACE.

1873
01:26:28,609 --> 01:26:31,844
COME ON, HANNAH.
JAMES IS EXPLAINING THE APP.

1874
01:26:31,846 --> 01:26:33,645
HANNAH, WHAT'S WRONG?

1875
01:26:33,647 --> 01:26:36,048
JAMES, ARE YOU THE CREATOR
OF "JUNGLE"?

1876
01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,584
- NO.
- I'M SO RELIEVED.

1877
01:26:39,586 --> 01:26:41,085
I'M THE CODER OF "JUNGLE."

1878
01:26:41,087 --> 01:26:43,054
- WHAT?
- THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.

1879
01:26:43,056 --> 01:26:45,489
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- YOU'VE BEEN STAYING AT OUR PLACE!

1880
01:26:45,491 --> 01:26:48,925
YOU HELPED LANCE
MAKE "JUNGLE"?

1881
01:26:48,927 --> 01:26:50,927
HANNAH, IT'S NOT
LIKE THAT.

1882
01:26:50,929 --> 01:26:53,930
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHO CARES,
GUYS? HE'S HELPING US NOW.

1883
01:26:53,932 --> 01:26:55,766
- THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
- I AGREE.

1884
01:26:55,768 --> 01:26:57,433
I'M GONNA HELP YOU
BUILD AN APP

1885
01:26:57,435 --> 01:27:00,536
BASED ON EVERYTHING YOU GUYS
TOLD ME YOU WANTED.

1886
01:27:00,538 --> 01:27:02,772
JAMES, I JUST STARTED
TO TRUST YOU AGAIN.

1887
01:27:02,774 --> 01:27:06,441
- AND THEN YOU LIE TO ME?
- I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE WITH SOMEONE.

1888
01:27:06,443 --> 01:27:09,410
YEAH, I CALL FOUL.
THIS IS NOT COOL, JAMES.

1889
01:27:09,412 --> 01:27:11,813
SOMEONE CONVINCED ME THAT
IF ALL THE GUYS WERE ON THE APP,

1890
01:27:11,815 --> 01:27:14,481
THEN ALL THE GIRLS
WOULD HAVE TO BE, TOO, BUT...

1891
01:27:14,483 --> 01:27:16,383
BUT WHAT?

1892
01:27:16,385 --> 01:27:20,454
THE GIRL I REALLY, REALLY LIKE
DIDN'T GO ON IT.

1893
01:27:20,456 --> 01:27:23,023
IS THAT WHY YOU
SHUT IT DOWN?

1894
01:27:23,025 --> 01:27:24,423
YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO SHUT IT DOWN, RIGHT?

1895
01:27:24,425 --> 01:27:25,659
YES, I TOOK IT DOWN,

1896
01:27:25,661 --> 01:27:28,628
BUT I TOOK IT DOWN

1897
01:27:28,630 --> 01:27:30,496
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT
MY MOTHER USING IT.

1898
01:27:30,498 --> 01:27:32,732
YOUR MOM?

1899
01:27:32,734 --> 01:27:35,433
WHAT?

1900
01:27:35,435 --> 01:27:37,736
TURNS OUT...

1901
01:27:37,738 --> 01:27:40,872
CONNECTING ISN'T JUST HARD
FOR US.

1902
01:27:40,874 --> 01:27:42,407
IT'S HARD FOR EVERYONE.

1903
01:27:42,409 --> 01:27:45,577
SO YOU MADE "JUNGLE"
FOR LOVE.

1904
01:27:45,579 --> 01:27:50,349
I MADE "JUNGLE" BECAUSE SOMEONE
PROMISED MY WAY TO M.I.T.

1905
01:27:53,052 --> 01:27:56,486
AND, YES...

1906
01:27:56,488 --> 01:27:57,589
BECAUSE I LOVE HANNAH.

1907
01:28:00,525 --> 01:28:01,991
IF YOU DON'T KISS HIM
RIGHT NOW,

1908
01:28:01,993 --> 01:28:04,928
- I'M GONNA ASK HIM TO MARRY ME.
- I'LL BEAT YOU TO IT.

1909
01:28:04,930 --> 01:28:06,461
COME ON, HANNAH.
HE JUST SAID HE LOVES YOU

1910
01:28:06,463 --> 01:28:07,697
IN FRONT OF ALL THESE GIRLS.

1911
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:10,068
I'M NOT GONNA
SING IT TO YOU.

1912
01:28:13,737 --> 01:28:15,739
JAMES, I...

1913
01:28:38,426 --> 01:28:41,094
- OH, GOOD NIGHT, TEACH.
- GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.

1914
01:28:41,096 --> 01:28:43,762
OH, HEY, LANCE.
I FORGOT.

1915
01:28:43,764 --> 01:28:45,764
I NEED TO SEE YOU
AT 4:00 TOMORROW

1916
01:28:45,766 --> 01:28:46,999
TO GO OVER NEXT TERM.

1917
01:28:47,001 --> 01:28:49,101
WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"NEXT TERM"?

1918
01:28:49,103 --> 01:28:50,735
YEAH, YOU'RE REPEATING
MY CLASS.

1919
01:28:52,039 --> 01:28:53,771
LOOKS LIKE YOUR
PLAN BACKFIRED, BRO.

1920
01:28:53,773 --> 01:28:55,440
AS MUCH AS
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD

1921
01:28:55,442 --> 01:28:57,175
TO SEEING HER EVERY SINGLE DAY
NEXT SEMESTER,

1922
01:28:57,177 --> 01:29:00,510
I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY
CHANGE MY MAJOR TO BUSINESS.

1923
01:29:00,512 --> 01:29:01,712
REALLY?

1924
01:29:01,714 --> 01:29:03,181
YEAH, "JUNGLE"
WENT REALLY WELL.

1925
01:29:03,183 --> 01:29:04,715
IT ALSO DIED.

1926
01:29:04,717 --> 01:29:07,017
YEAH, WELL, WE KILLED IT
FOR A SECOND THERE.

1927
01:29:07,019 --> 01:29:09,953
I MEANT TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.

1928
01:29:09,955 --> 01:29:11,889
YEAH, MAN, WHAT'S UP?

1929
01:29:11,891 --> 01:29:16,692
WOULD YOU MIND TAKING STEPS
BACK FROM RACHEL FOR ME?

1930
01:29:16,694 --> 01:29:18,494
I THINK I REALLY
LIKE HER.

1931
01:29:18,496 --> 01:29:21,931
- LIES. BLATANT LIES.
- LOOK AT THOSE EYES, MAN.

1932
01:29:21,933 --> 01:29:23,899
SEE, THIS GUY'S
IN LOVE, MAN.

1933
01:29:23,901 --> 01:29:26,568
- HE'S HEAD OVER HEALS.
- SERIOUSLY.

1934
01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:28,703
WOULD YOU...
WOULD YOU MIND?

1935
01:29:28,705 --> 01:29:31,572
FOR YOU?
HELL YEAH. TOTALLY.

1936
01:29:31,574 --> 01:29:33,108
THANKS, BROTHER.

1937
01:29:33,110 --> 01:29:34,975
PLOT TWIST,
HE DOES HAVE A SOUL.

1938
01:29:34,977 --> 01:29:36,510
OH, SHUT UP, YOU GUYS.

1939
01:29:36,512 --> 01:29:38,748
SEE YOU LATER.

1940
01:29:40,883 --> 01:29:43,083
JUST WALK IN THERE...

1941
01:29:43,085 --> 01:29:44,819
AND TALK TO HER.

1942
01:29:48,924 --> 01:29:51,523
UH, HEY, RACHEL.

1943
01:29:51,525 --> 01:29:53,927
YOU GOT A SECOND?
CAN I TALK TO YOU?

1944
01:29:53,929 --> 01:29:55,194
ASK YOU A QUESTION?

1945
01:29:55,196 --> 01:29:57,496
I'M LATE FOR CLASS.

1946
01:29:57,498 --> 01:30:01,199
OKAY, WELL,
HOW ABOUT I WALK YOU?

1947
01:30:01,201 --> 01:30:02,736
I GUESS SO.

1948
01:30:07,540 --> 01:30:09,540
HERE, LET ME
TAKE YOUR BOOKS.

1949
01:30:09,542 --> 01:30:12,710
I KNOW YOU'RE
NOT USED TO THEM.

1950
01:30:12,712 --> 01:30:14,711
SO, WHAT'S YOUR QUESTION?

1951
01:30:14,713 --> 01:30:19,816
UM, I WAS WONDERING
IF MAYBE

1952
01:30:19,818 --> 01:30:23,219
YOU'D WANNA GO TO DINNER
WITH ME ON FRIDAY?

1953
01:30:25,157 --> 01:30:27,123
IS THAT A YES?
A NO?

1954
01:30:27,125 --> 01:30:29,992
MAYBE? POSSIBLY?
KINDA? NOT REALLY?

1955
01:30:29,994 --> 01:30:31,627
- IT'S A MAYBE.
- OKAY.

1956
01:30:31,629 --> 01:30:34,897
OKAY, I CAN TAKE A MAYBE.
I'LL TAKE A MAYBE.

1957
01:30:34,899 --> 01:30:36,198
WHY DON'T WE, UH...

1958
01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:39,033
WE CAN GET MARRIED
ON THE ROOF RIGHT THERE.

1959
01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:44,305
TOO FAST... OR YOU AFRAID
OF HEIGHT... TOO FAST? OKAY.

1960
01:30:44,307 --> 01:30:46,040
OKAY, WE'LL TAKE IT BACK...

1961
01:33:18,748 --> 01:33:23,748
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