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- After else is tea, then you!
- Hey, the sun is shining, can you believe it.
- Today is Sunday which means tomorrow is Monday and Yesterday was Saturday.
- When I am hungry, I eat food.
- I had lunch with George Washington last night.
- That was the president on the phone.
- I have a name and a surname.
- Look at me. Thank you.
- Today is a great day. It is St. Somebody’s day but you don’t know whose it is. Neither do I.
- I have a first name and a surname.
- Close your eyes for a second. Open them. Good.
- The next thing I am going to say is true. The last thing I said is false.
- I am so tired I need to be arrested. I just need the rest.
- I love being naked.
- My hair hurts.
- It is official, I am in love with my legs.
- I was born as a baby.
- It is easier to wake me up when I am asleep than when I am pretending to sleep.
- My favorite part of dancing is stepping on my partner’s feet.
- I will take you to the movies only if you will wait for me outside.
- I prefer coke over coca-cola.
- I don’t like cats more than I don’t like dogs.
- My brain is bruised.
- If you are from Miami, behave like a fish.
- I was old enough when I began to drink.
- Sometimes I just feel like sleeping in my sleep.
- I am dreaming, don’t wake me up.
- Do you have a spare time I can use?
- I met a vampire today. Look at the mirror.
- I was a baby when I was born.
- Did you know fingers were created before fork?
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