Goatcy

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Mar 8th, 2019
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  1. After else is tea, then you!
  2. Hey, the sun is shining, can you believe it.
  3. Today is Sunday which means tomorrow is Monday and Yesterday was Saturday.
  4. When I am hungry, I eat food.
  5. I had lunch with George Washington last night.
  6. That was the president on the phone.
  7. I have a name and a surname.
  8. Look at me. Thank you.
  9. Today is a great day. It is St. Somebody’s day but you don’t know whose it is. Neither do I.
  10. I have a first name and a surname.
  11. Close your eyes for a second. Open them. Good.
  12. The next thing I am going to say is true. The last thing I said is false.
  13. I am so tired I need to be arrested. I just need the rest.
  14. I love being naked.
  15. My hair hurts.
  16. It is official, I am in love with my legs.
  17. I was born as a baby.
  18. It is easier to wake me up when I am asleep than when I am pretending to sleep.
  19. My favorite part of dancing is stepping on my partner’s feet.
  20. I will take you to the movies only if you will wait for me outside.
  21. I prefer coke over coca-cola.
  22. I don’t like cats more than I don’t like dogs.
  23. My brain is bruised.
  24. If you are from Miami, behave like a fish.
  25. I was old enough when I began to drink.
  26. Sometimes I just feel like sleeping in my sleep.
  27. I am dreaming, don’t wake me up.
  28. Do you have a spare time I can use?
  29. I met a vampire today. Look at the mirror.
  30. I was a baby when I was born.
  31. Did you know fingers were created before fork?
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