cbb and BKC cat fight from #scooters

[23:14] <~cbb> guess its time to come back for my pink trophy
[23:14] <@Stathakis> get the red one first g
[23:14] <~cbb> the one i should have won like 3 seasons ago if not FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE

Salt seems to be seeping from CBB's pores, interested in what will happen next

[23:15] <@Stathakis> what happened
[23:15] <@Stathakis> in your stour run
[23:15] <~cbb> i got gay'd in my top 4 match
[23:15] <~cbb> when i was up 1-0
[23:15] <~cbb> i missed like 3 cb meteor mashes and 1 cb rock slide vs a 252/0 careful skarmory without protect or rest
[23:15] <~cbb> in adv
[23:15] <~cbb> so it got a million layers of spikes
[23:16] <~cbb> for reference one mash does like 35%
[23:16] <@henry> you mean
[23:16] <@henry> 3
[23:16] <~cbb> no a million
[23:16] <@henry> ok sorry
[23:16] <~cbb> np

Shows polite manners, although the salt is very evident, nobody seems to be calling out CBB. Any conflict that would occur would have to be CBB calling someone out. Let's see what happens

[23:16] <~cbb> i would have slain boudouche in finals
[23:16] <~cbb> so hard
[23:16] <@Stathakis> who won that year
[23:16] <~cbb> bkc

lol

[23:16] <&Beherit> me
[23:17] <@Stathakis> ah
[23:17] <@henry> BLAZIN KICKING CHICKEN
[23:17] <&Beherit> cbb exaggerates the fuck out of that game
[23:17] <&Beherit> but im not gonna get into it
[23:17] <~cbb> yea.
[23:17] <~cbb> dont.
[23:17] <&Beherit> especially since i had 3 guys who gave him major problems, 1 of which who ended up sweeping
[23:17] <~cbb> i know its technically my fault for misplaying the fuck out of the dpp game afterwards but that game jesus fucking christ
[23:17] <~cbb> lol
[23:17] <~cbb> you had a gengar slower than my mence
[23:17] <~cbb> fuck off
[23:17] <@Stathakis> i thought
[23:17] <@Stathakis> we werent gonna get into it
[23:17] <@Stathakis> ..?

Stathakis shared my thoughts exactly, but cbb is itching for a fight, and BKC is the wrong man to taunt, since he runs Magic Coat on all his BW2 Jellicents. Is this necessary? No. Entertaining? Yes.

[23:17] <&Beherit> yes and i had an aero that switched into your physical wall
[23:18] <@Stathakis> ok ill see myself out
[23:18] <~cbb> into my steelix?
[23:18] <~cbb> and then what??
[23:18] <@Stratos> lmso
[23:18] <~cbb> i mean none of that would be anywhere close to an issue
[23:18] <&Beherit> then i spam earthquake???????
[23:18] <~cbb> without 18 layers of spikes
[23:18] <@henry> who the fuck cares its pkmn

Stathakis leaves as henry attempts to defuse the situation, a respectable attempt and anybody who's been in the middle of a CBB BKC argument can give henry a hand. But CBB's commendable analysis of past games is rivaled by nobody, while BKC's Aerodactyl suddenly received the Adamant nature to 3hko Steelix.

[23:18] <&Beherit> like i swept with????
[23:18] <@henry> .,,
[23:18] <~cbb> oh yea because my mence died
[23:18] <~cbb> like 18 turns prior
[23:18] <@henry> from literally years ago
[23:18] <~cbb> since ALL THOSE SPIKES and i couldnt switch around

CBB's Salamence unfortunately died thanks to all those SPIKES on the field

[23:18] <&Beherit> uh huh
[23:18] <~cbb> protectless restless skarm rly got 3 layers vs that team
[23:18] <~cbb> incredibl
[23:18] <&Beherit> not like i had jolteon either right
[23:19] <~cbb> yea
[23:19] <~cbb> also beats steelix
[23:19] <~cbb> my bad
[23:19] <&Beherit> it bps into aero??
[23:19] <~cbb> and then what??
[23:19] <~cbb> id still have the fucking mence
[23:19] <~cbb> idk why thats so hard to understand

Those Spikes seriously took a toll on CBB's Mence, not sure how hard that is to understand... clearly effecting the outcome of the game. I've never seen a set of Spikes unable to damage Steelix, but seriously injure Salamence. Then again, I don't know ADV mechanics

[23:19] <&Beherit> mence, aero counter
[23:19] <~cbb> considering that your response was "spam eq"
[23:19] <~cbb> and the fucking lix has protect
[23:19] <~cbb> yes
[23:19] <@Stathakis> so uh
[23:19] <~cbb> its a pretty fucking good counter
[23:19] <@Stathakis> how about the weather
[23:19] <@Stathakis> pretty cold huh
[23:19] <@Stratos> stath the snow from tuesday hasnt melted at all
[23:20] <@Stratos> so its cold af here :(

Stathakis and Pwnemon attempt to defuse the situation, cbb drops two curse words so it was clear this situation is escalating to levels the Scooters were nervous of. It's comparable to Groudon and Kyogre fighting in Sootopolis city in Pokemon Emerald, if only Rayquaza wasn't in AG Tier...

[23:20] <&Beherit> lol i know youre ridiculous with your excuses like how you managed to turn an 0-2 against tesung into 0-0 which is the most absurd thing ive ever seen
[23:20] <&Beherit> but come on
[23:20] <&Beherit> you found everything to bitch about that game
[23:20] <&Beherit> "omg high roll"
[23:20] <~cbb> lol except that one was a joke
[23:20] <&Beherit> "omg you switched ttar into snorlax"
[23:20] <~cbb> this one isnt a joke
[23:20] <@Stratos> !cbbcalc
[23:20] <~cbb> it was an absolute max roll on a move less accurate than meteor mash and rock slide neither of which i could hit idk why you cant see the incredible irony in that one
[23:20] <~cbb> but sure dude

CBB's infamous "high roll" comments seem to be making their way onto the field. Although BKC's mocking of cbb is not improving his argument, but only fueling fire to CBB's anger. Fire that cannot be put out with a simple Water-move. Only from an IRC Gengar

[23:20] * roscoe (~roscoe@944CB0EE.2428A3AF.ECE0B589.IP) has joined #scooters
[23:20] * Sgt_Semen sets mode: +o roscoe
[23:21] <12&Beherit> because if someone complained about that
[23:21] <12&Beherit> vs you
[23:21] <12&Beherit> youd ridicule them to the end of the earth
[23:21] <@Stratos> hey man
[23:21] <&cbt> hi roscoe
[23:21] <@Stratos> laga hit thunder in sun
[23:21] <~cbb> then id say "well i dodged 18 meteor mashes and got 25 layers of spikes"
[23:21] <@Stratos> and hypnosis
[23:21] <~cbb> "sorry"
[23:21] <@Stratos> and lohgock missed sleep powder
[23:21] <@Stratos> can we all just agree that lagas a bitch
[23:21] <~cbb> Laga.
[23:21] <12&Beherit> you can also ignore the rock slide flinch on skarm but ok

CBT joined the crowd trying to defuse the situation by alerting the channel that user roscoe aka liberty32 has joined the channel, a respectable effort by the team mascot. Pwnemon alerted the team that Laga hit a Thunder in Sun, a Hypnosis, and evasion of Sleep Powder in order for BKC and CBB to find common ground in a different enemy. But they seemed to be interested in ripping eachother to shreds with hurtful mocking and passive aggressiveness.

[23:21] <~cbb> yeah
[23:21] <~cbb> happened way
[23:21] <~cbb> way
[23:21] <~cbb> WAY
[23:21] <~cbb> after it should have been dead anyway
[23:21] <~cbb> nice
[23:22] <~cbb> that happened at like turn 50 p sure i missed all 3 mashes within 20 turns of the game starting
[23:22] <~cbb> on said skarmory
[23:23] <~cbb> but hey we arent getting into this are we.
[23:23] <@roscoe> did someone highlight me

CBB's ability to start a situation and attempt to end it is commendable, starting the argument then getting into it, only to state that him and BKC are not getting into it right now certainly plays mind-games with Kevin CroCune, maybe he'll bow down.

[23:23] <12&Beherit> im sorry your unbelievable ego has you so ridiculously delusional that you still think i 100% lucked you out of it
[23:23] <@roscoe> LOL
[23:23] <@roscoe> i came right in time
[23:23] <@roscoe> cbb vs beherit
[23:23] <@roscoe> what the fuck kinda name
[23:23] <@Stratos> this is great
[23:23] <@roscoe> it must be bartholomew
[23:23] <12&Beherit> sure is

Roscoe is clearly not helping the cause. Instigating fighting behavior and even insulting the IRC name of Fan-favorite BKC does nothing for the situation besides igniting a flame hotter than any we've seen before.

[23:23] <~cbb> you lucked me 100% out of a good fucking chance to win yea
[23:24] <@roscoe> cbb u leave my friend alone now
[23:24] <~cbb> good fucking is what
[23:24] <~cbb> 80?%
[23:24] <~cbb> who knows
[23:24] <@roscoe> cbb
[23:24] <12&Beherit> if being this salty and hypocritical satisfies your ridiculously overblown ego
[23:24] <@roscoe> what happened man
[23:24] <12&Beherit> then keep thinking that
12[23:24] <@roscoe> bkc
[23:24] <@roscoe> what happened brother
[23:25] <@roscoe> we have the same dad
~~~~~[23:25] <~cbb> bkc started an argument over me stating facts~~~~~
[23:25] <@roscoe> u can talk to me man
[23:25] <12&Beherit> "facts"
[23:25] <12&Beherit> shut the fuck up
[23:25] <@roscoe> LOL
[23:25] <@roscoe> this is great

CBB's ability to falsify information seems to be swaying Roscoe, but BKC made sure to have none of that. Swatting that fact down like a lay-up attempt in the paint while BKC is in the middle of a Syracuse Zone Defense. Roscoe did offer a hand to BKC, telling him that he has a friend who's there for him, surely that will motivate BKC to win this argument that makes total sense.

PREVIOUSLY IN THE CONVERSATION
[23:17] <&Beherit> cbb exaggerates the fuck out of that game
[23:17] <&Beherit> but im not gonna get into it

[23:17] <~cbb> i know its technically my fault for misplaying the fuck out of the dpp game afterwards but that game jesus fucking christ
[23:17] <~cbb> lol
[23:17] <~cbb> you had a gengar slower than my mence
[23:17] <~cbb> fuck off

It seems BKC has started the argument.

[23:25] <~cbb> ?
[23:25] <~cbb> i said i got gay'd
[23:25] <~cbb> when did i even say 100% lucked out of a win
[23:25] <~cbb> quote me
[23:25] <~cbb> you were the one chiming in blowing everyone out of proportion when I was just telling my 2 buddies a story
[23:25] <~cbb> everything**

Quote CBB saying I got lcked out of a win?

[23:23] <~cbb> you lucked me 100% out of a good fucking chance to win yea

lol gotcha

[23:25] <12&Beherit> [23:14] <~cbb> guess its time to come back for my pink trophy
[23:25] <12&Beherit> [23:14] <~cbb> the one i should have won like 3 seasons ago if not FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE
[23:26] <~cbb> well there you go guess quoting me wasnt so hard
[23:26] <~cbb> glad we can agree with that part at least
[23:27] <12&Beherit> can we also agree that your ego is through the fucking roof and you spend more time bragging about it than actually playing
[23:27] <~cbb> i was playing a lot man
[23:27] <12&Beherit> because thats exactly whats driving this
[23:27] <~cbb> bet if you lost in such spectacularly bullshitty fashion you wouldnt be playing much either
[23:27] <12&Beherit> i lost in st14 finals
[23:27] <12&Beherit> but that was deserved right
[23:27] <~cbb> LOL are you really comparing
[23:27] <~cbb> that "luck" to this luck
[23:27] <~cbb> please
[23:27] <12&Beherit> "luck"
[23:28] <~cbb> sorry
[23:28] <~cbb> """"""luck"""""""

The quotation marks are intensifying the conversation. It seems as if CBB does not play Pokemon often due to a loss to BKC, does this mean BKC ended CBB's career, or is CBB unable to play without PTSD flashbacks to BKC's Careful Skarmory act against its nature, and Bravely set-up Spikes against a Timid Choice Banded Metagross. CBB attempts to turn the tables and asks BKC if he would play if he got """""""Bullshitted""""""", but nobody knows the answer, I mean, Michael Jordan didn't win a ring and came back to play, why wouldn't BKC?

[23:28] <12&Beherit> so if i deserved to lose adv because i used dusclops
[23:28] <12&Beherit> to spinblock starmie
[23:28] <12&Beherit> wouldnt you deserve to lose for using metagross to counter skarmory
[23:28] <~cbb> nice defintion of counter
[23:28] <~cbb> when the skarmory came in on me and not vice versa
[23:28] <12&Beherit> you switched it in and started attacking it so eys
[23:28] <12&Beherit> see
[23:28] <12&Beherit> you dont even remember what happened
[23:29] <12&Beherit> i toxiced vap and then you switched it in
[23:29] <~cbb> pretty sure i didnt switch it into skarm 3 times launching meteor mashes 3 times
[23:30] * @roscoe (roscoe@style.impetuous) Quit (Ping timeout)

The fighting seemed to disinterest roscoe, so he left. But there seems to be some arguing going on, clearly either BKC or CBB are not even sure of what occurred in this game. So clearly there seems to be some false information being spread. But both BKC and CBB have been nothing but truthful this conversation. I'm curious to see if there is more passive aggressiveness from either side.

[23:30] <~cbb> also good thing that series vs mcmeghan never got to g3 so we cant tell huh
[23:30] <12&Beherit> well i got lucked in dpp as well
[23:30] <12&Beherit> so yea what a shame

A quick retort from BKC seems to be wrapping this argument as a 2-0 close win for BKC. Of course, CBB would've won this argument if he got his Spikes up earlier in the conversation.

[23:30] -fluffypony.nl.eu.synirc.net:@#scooters- NickServ invited Aldaron into the channel.
[23:30] * Aldaron (Mibbit@indian.six.pack.abs) has joined #scooters
[23:30] * Sgt_Semen sets mode: +ao Aldaron Aldaron
[23:30] <@henry> hi aldaron
[23:30] <@henry> you're in for a treat

shut up henry lol

[23:30] <12&Beherit> i got crit by a scizor that was only alive because it dodged stone edge
[23:31] <12&Beherit> but seeing as mcm was the more 'deserving' tournament player
[23:31] <12&Beherit> i let it slide
[23:31] <12&Beherit> youre eternally salty
[23:31] <12&Beherit> "let it slide" or rather
[23:31] <~cbb> so you're saying
[23:31] <12&Beherit> dont bitch about it nearly as much
[23:31] <~cbb> you should have crushed mcmeghan 2-0 with your iron fist of judgment?
[23:31] <12&Beherit> rofl
[23:31] <12&Beherit> way to twist my words
[23:31] <~cbb> ?

CBB ends the argument with a question mark, after twisting BKC's words to fit his own German agenda. That's all folks, go Scooters!