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  1. [2017-05-17 00:54:40] <Guest5578> Meysha
  2. [2017-05-17 00:54:45] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: ^^
  3. [2017-05-17 00:54:58] <Guest5578> I guess hes
  4. [2017-05-17 00:55:10] <Guest5578> 22 now maybe
  5. [2017-05-17 00:55:31] <TheCountofCoucy> is that too old littlestsquid ?
  6. [2017-05-17 00:55:49] <Guest5578> She wants 12?
  7. [2017-05-17 00:56:25] <Guest5578> underikar: help her out
  8. [2017-05-17 00:56:42] <Guest5578> You know any bobovers
  9. [2017-05-17 00:56:50] <Guest5578> Preferably 48
  10. [2017-05-17 00:57:10] <Guest5578> Those are the real kind ae we all know
  11. [2017-05-17 00:57:12] <littlestsquid> NO. BOBOVERS.
  12. [2017-05-17 00:57:33] <Guest5578> Nu vos den
  13. [2017-05-17 00:57:52] <Guest5578> Munkatch?
  14. [2017-05-17 00:58:00] <TheCountofCoucy> minkatch
  15. [2017-05-17 00:58:05] <TheCountofCoucy> kalev
  16. [2017-05-17 00:58:08] <TheCountofCoucy> tosh?
  17. [2017-05-17 00:58:11] <littlestsquid> Yes sure
  18. [2017-05-17 00:58:11] <Guest5578> Are we going for ukrainians or Hungarians
  19. [2017-05-17 00:58:14] <Guest5578> Romanians
  20. [2017-05-17 00:58:14] <littlestsquid> Not tosh
  21. [2017-05-17 00:58:20] <littlestsquid> No Hungarians or Romanians
  22. [2017-05-17 00:58:24] <Guest5578> Bh
  23. [2017-05-17 00:58:25] <littlestsquid> Aim for Russia
  24. [2017-05-17 00:58:28] <littlestsquid> Poland is fine
  25. [2017-05-17 00:58:34] <TheCountofCoucy> racist
  26. [2017-05-17 00:58:36] <Guest5578> Yoy have a good head on your shouldets
  27. [2017-05-17 00:58:37] <TheCountofCoucy> I hatchu
  28. [2017-05-17 00:58:37] <littlestsquid> Ukraine is good
  29. [2017-05-17 00:58:47] <Guest5578> Polans is not fije
  30. [2017-05-17 00:58:53] <Guest5578> Fine
  31. [2017-05-17 00:58:59] <Guest5578> I take my compliment back
  32. [2017-05-17 00:59:13] <littlestsquid> Ya but Poilishers take no attitude so they're alright
  33. [2017-05-17 00:59:22] <littlestsquid> Hungary and Galicia is not for me
  34. [2017-05-17 00:59:28] <Guest5578> Because they have the attitude
  35. [2017-05-17 00:59:31] <littlestsquid> CH CH CH CHERNOBYL
  36. [2017-05-17 00:59:35] <littlestsquid> shkoiach
  37. [2017-05-17 00:59:41] <Guest5578> Rofl
  38. [2017-05-17 00:59:52] <Guest5578> Slonim stolon
  39. [2017-05-17 00:59:56] <Guest5578> Belarus
  40. [2017-05-17 01:00:01] <Guest5578> Zeier fein yidden
  41. [2017-05-17 01:00:10] <Guest5578> Belarus best out of all
  42. [2017-05-17 01:00:11] <littlestsquid> yeah
  43. [2017-05-17 01:00:17] <littlestsquid> SLONIM is life
  44. [2017-05-17 01:00:21] <Guest5578> If you want hassidim get litvisher hasidim
  45. [2017-05-17 01:00:25] <littlestsquid> Stolin is nice lots of yelling
  46. [2017-05-17 01:00:29] <littlestsquid> SLONIM IS THE DREAM
  47. [2017-05-17 01:00:35] <littlestsquid> BUT THEY DONT MAKE EM IN AMERICA
  48. [2017-05-17 01:00:53] <Guest5578> Why the shul here on 16th is full
  49. [2017-05-17 01:00:58] <littlestsquid> Ok go get me one
  50. [2017-05-17 01:01:12] <littlestsquid> Over 5'10 and a fiery Eved Hashem
  51. [2017-05-17 01:01:20] <Guest5578> Also moisheles brother in law is the stoloner rebbes son
  52. [2017-05-17 01:01:46] <Guest5578> Moishele is bobov tho
  53. [2017-05-17 01:02:15] <littlestsquid> No Bobov
  54. [2017-05-17 01:02:26] <Guest5578> My havrutho was a ukrainian born yuddel
  55. [2017-05-17 01:02:41] <Guest5578> He speaks russian davens ij stolon
  56. [2017-05-17 01:02:44] <Guest5578> In
  57. [2017-05-17 01:02:55] <Guest5578> I can give yo his #
  58. [2017-05-17 01:02:58] <Guest5578> Can call him
  59. [2017-05-17 01:03:27] <Guest5578> Hes a smart man learns in mir
  60. [2017-05-17 01:03:35] <Guest5578> Takes care of his family
  61. [2017-05-17 01:03:37] <Guest5578> Works
  62. [2017-05-17 01:04:23] <Guest5578> Are you looking for a russian speaking dude?
  63. [2017-05-17 01:04:34] <Guest5578> Or just russian heritage
  64. [2017-05-17 01:04:40] <littlestsquid> Lol neither
  65. [2017-05-17 01:04:51] <littlestsquid> Just a chassidishe boy
  66. [2017-05-17 01:04:54] <littlestsquid> Not Hungarian
  67. [2017-05-17 01:05:07] <Guest5578> Are hungarians even jewish
  68. [2017-05-17 01:05:13] <TheCountofCoucy> ahem
  69. [2017-05-17 01:05:18] <TheCountofCoucy> I am right here
  70. [2017-05-17 01:05:18] <Guest5578> 🀣🀣🀣🀣
  71. [2017-05-17 01:06:19] <Guest5578> Hungarians think they are bettee than everyone other ashkanazi cuz the Turks gave them spices to make gulash with
  72. [2017-05-17 01:07:17] <Pumpkino> um which spices are used that that arent used in other european foods
  73. [2017-05-17 01:07:39] <Pumpkino> paprika?
  74. [2017-05-17 01:07:45] <Guest5578> littlestsquid: you find me a teimoni girl ill find you a stoloner
  75. [2017-05-17 01:07:57] <Guest5578> Pumpkino: i forgot
  76. [2017-05-17 01:08:07] <Pumpkino> she has to like u back
  77. [2017-05-17 01:08:15] <Guest5578> No she doesnt
  78. [2017-05-17 01:08:24] <Guest5578> Put her in a cage and veitee
  79. [2017-05-17 01:08:27] <Guest5578> Veiter
  80. [2017-05-17 01:08:31] <Pumpkino> what is veiter
  81. [2017-05-17 01:08:38] <Guest5578> Next
  82. [2017-05-17 01:08:45] <Pumpkino> Oh
  83. [2017-05-17 01:08:46] <Pumpkino> Ok
  84. [2017-05-17 01:10:02] <Guest5578> Not gonna lie lubas looks gave a good impression on me
  85. [2017-05-17 01:10:03] <Qoheles> Rapist
  86. [2017-05-17 01:10:03] <TheCountofCoucy> veiter gegangin
  87. [2017-05-17 01:10:06] <Qoheles> Typical sand nigger
  88. [2017-05-17 01:10:16] <Guest5578> Idk her but she looks nice
  89. [2017-05-17 01:10:26] <Pumpkino> My uncle is better tho
  90. [2017-05-17 01:10:32] <Guest5578> You right
  91. [2017-05-17 01:10:37] <Guest5578> You are akways right
  92. [2017-05-17 01:10:37] ← Qoheles left (~Pegasus@unaffiliated/qoheles): "Leaving"
  93. [2017-05-17 01:10:41] <Pumpkino> Ty
  94. [2017-05-17 01:10:45] β†’ Qoheles joined (~Pegasus@unaffiliated/qoheles)
  95. [2017-05-17 01:10:51] <Guest5578> I cant deny your right ness
  96. [2017-05-17 01:10:56] <Pumpkino> Thank you
  97. [2017-05-17 01:10:57] <Pumpkino> I know
  98. [2017-05-17 01:11:04] <Guest5578> Dont talk to me tho
  99. [2017-05-17 01:11:05] <TheCountofCoucy> wow
  100. [2017-05-17 01:11:08] <Pumpkino> Okay
  101. [2017-05-17 01:11:45] <Guest5578> 1am im not sleeping
  102. [2017-05-17 01:11:53] <Guest5578> Talking about stoloners
  103. [2017-05-17 01:11:58] <Guest5578> Shreit a zei
  104. [2017-05-17 01:12:12] <Guest5578> What am i doing in my life
  105. [2017-05-17 01:12:28] <TheCountofCoucy> rofl
  106. [2017-05-17 01:13:00] <Guest5578> The typical hassidishe Zakhn
  107. [2017-05-17 01:13:17] <Guest5578> Shreit a zei
  108. [2017-05-17 01:13:26] <Guest5578> Davenin brent mit a fire
  109. [2017-05-17 01:13:40] <Guest5578> Greise yiras shamayim
  110. [2017-05-17 01:13:47] <Guest5578> Eived hashem
  111. [2017-05-17 01:13:54] <Guest5578> Pshhheeeeee
  112. [2017-05-17 01:14:11] <TheCountofCoucy> chusiv
  113. [2017-05-17 01:14:23] <TheCountofCoucy> fina mensh
  114. [2017-05-17 01:14:41] <Guest5578> Erlikhe yuger man
  115. [2017-05-17 01:14:45] <Guest5578> A lerenter
  116. [2017-05-17 01:14:54] <Guest5578> A bissel tsu dreit
  117. [2017-05-17 01:14:56] <Guest5578> Rofl
  118. [2017-05-17 01:15:10] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid did he give you the number?
  119. [2017-05-17 01:15:14] <Guest5578> But its ok!
  120. [2017-05-17 01:15:19] <Guest5578> He learns
  121. [2017-05-17 01:15:40] <TheCountofCoucy> so true lmao
  122. [2017-05-17 01:17:00] <Guest5578> Der mispokho host gutte yikhus
  123. [2017-05-17 01:17:16] <Guest5578> Host yikhus fun avrohom ovinu
  124. [2017-05-17 01:17:21] <Guest5578> Psheeeeeee
  125. [2017-05-17 01:17:30] <Guest5578> Ooo wa
  126. [2017-05-17 01:17:47] <TheCountofCoucy> rofl
  127. [2017-05-17 01:18:13] <Guest5578> Yikhus fun odom ha rishon
  128. [2017-05-17 01:18:17] <Guest5578> Woooookw
  129. [2017-05-17 01:18:50] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: 100% this guy is Hasidic
  130. [2017-05-17 01:19:10] <Guest5578> Veiser zokhn?
  131. [2017-05-17 01:19:17] <Guest5578> Trasheeeed
  132. [2017-05-17 01:19:58] <Guest5578> Borsalino nit a hamburg?
  133. [2017-05-17 01:20:02] <Guest5578> Dumped
  134. [2017-05-17 01:20:30] <Guest5578> Doesnt bottun top bottom?
  135. [2017-05-17 01:20:35] <Guest5578> Mamash a goy
  136. [2017-05-17 01:20:39] <Pumpkino> Do people care about this
  137. [2017-05-17 01:20:43] <TheCountofCoucy> yes
  138. [2017-05-17 01:20:50] <TheCountofCoucy> absolutely
  139. [2017-05-17 01:21:09] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: I told you he is a chassid in BP
  140. [2017-05-17 01:21:28] <Guest5578> 190 degrees outside not wearing his bekishe?
  141. [2017-05-17 01:21:29] <littlestsquid> He's legit
  142. [2017-05-17 01:21:34] <littlestsquid> Maybe I should marry HIM
  143. [2017-05-17 01:21:47] <Guest5578> Koyfar ba toyra
  144. [2017-05-17 01:21:51] <TheCountofCoucy> ugh no littlestsquid
  145. [2017-05-17 01:21:56] <TheCountofCoucy> he is a kofer
  146. [2017-05-17 01:22:06] <TheCountofCoucy> denies the zohar
  147. [2017-05-17 01:22:07] <Qoheles> Who does squid wanna marry now?
  148. [2017-05-17 01:22:09] <Qoheles> Dweed?
  149. [2017-05-17 01:22:14] <TheCountofCoucy> yeah...
  150. [2017-05-17 01:22:16] <Guest5578> πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
  151. [2017-05-17 01:22:19] <Qoheles> Lawd quid you can't be that desperate
  152. [2017-05-17 01:22:20] <Qoheles> lol
  153. [2017-05-17 01:22:21] <littlestsquid> I'm really flex at this point
  154. [2017-05-17 01:22:27] <Qoheles> It's that bad huh?
  155. [2017-05-17 01:22:28] <Qoheles> lol
  156. [2017-05-17 01:22:33] <TheCountofCoucy> only seven guys
  157. [2017-05-17 01:22:35] <TheCountofCoucy> sheehs
  158. [2017-05-17 01:22:36] <Guest5578> How old are you
  159. [2017-05-17 01:22:38] <TheCountofCoucy> sheehs
  160. [2017-05-17 01:22:43] <littlestsquid> LEGIT JUST GOT REDT A GINGY BOBOVER TODAY
  161. [2017-05-17 01:22:46] <littlestsquid> YES ITS THAT BAD
  162. [2017-05-17 01:22:58] <Qoheles> Yeah but Gingy Bobover can't be worse than the single dad
  163. [2017-05-17 01:22:59] <Qoheles> lol
  164. [2017-05-17 01:23:02] <Qoheles> WAIT
  165. [2017-05-17 01:23:03] <littlestsquid> True
  166. [2017-05-17 01:23:03] <Qoheles> WAS IT KRAPS?
  167. [2017-05-17 01:23:10] <littlestsquid> Halevai
  168. [2017-05-17 01:23:13] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: you need a new shadchan
  169. [2017-05-17 01:23:16] <Qoheles> realz is ginger... so maybe kraps is too?
  170. [2017-05-17 01:23:21] <Qoheles> And if it's Bobov...
  171. [2017-05-17 01:23:23] <Guest5578> Did you put him in the trash where he belongs with the rest of the jelly peyos bobovers?
  172. [2017-05-17 01:23:23] <Qoheles> Maybe it's kraps.
  173. [2017-05-17 01:23:30] <Pumpkino> Squid and Dweed
  174. [2017-05-17 01:23:32] <TheCountofCoucy> jelly peyos
  175. [2017-05-17 01:23:32] <Qoheles> Kraps, was it you?
  176. [2017-05-17 01:23:33] <TheCountofCoucy> awww
  177. [2017-05-17 01:23:35] <Pumpkino> What a wonderful couple
  178. [2017-05-17 01:23:41] <littlestsquid> Lol night fam
  179. [2017-05-17 01:23:43] <Pumpkino> It's always the one you expect least
  180. [2017-05-17 01:23:45] <Pumpkino> Gn!
  181. [2017-05-17 01:23:46] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: awwww
  182. [2017-05-17 01:23:46] <littlestsquid> Hahahaha
  183. [2017-05-17 01:23:51] <Qoheles> What happened to squid and BarkBark_
  184. [2017-05-17 01:23:55] <Qoheles> Didn't work out already?
  185. [2017-05-17 01:23:58] <TheCountofCoucy> bark broke it off
  186. [2017-05-17 01:24:03] <Qoheles> Oh
  187. [2017-05-17 01:24:05] <Pumpkino> Bark didn't like that he was the backup
  188. [2017-05-17 01:24:09] <Pumpkino> Lol
  189. [2017-05-17 01:24:09] <Guest5578> Wait littlestsquid viffel alt bist du
  190. [2017-05-17 01:24:09] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid was disloyal
  191. [2017-05-17 01:24:47] <Guest5578> I know a very good smart guy he just divorced recently
  192. [2017-05-17 01:24:50] <Guest5578> :(
  193. [2017-05-17 01:25:07] <Pumpkino> Why
  194. [2017-05-17 01:25:10] <Guest5578> Has 2 sons i think
  195. [2017-05-17 01:25:14] <Guest5578> 1 for sure
  196. [2017-05-17 01:25:15] <Pumpkino> Why did he divorce
  197. [2017-05-17 01:25:25] <Guest5578> His wife said he was to hassidish
  198. [2017-05-17 01:25:35] <Guest5578> After having 2 kids...
  199. [2017-05-17 01:25:41] <TheCountofCoucy> ....
  200. [2017-05-17 01:25:42] <Guest5578> Stupid zona
  201. [2017-05-17 01:25:49] <Pumpkino> She cheated?
  202. [2017-05-17 01:25:50] <TheCountofCoucy> haha
  203. [2017-05-17 01:25:52] <Pumpkino> I don't understand
  204. [2017-05-17 01:25:52] <Guest5578> Idk
  205. [2017-05-17 01:26:08] <Guest5578> She wanted to be modern
  206. [2017-05-17 01:26:08] <Pumpkino> Imma beat her up
  207. [2017-05-17 01:26:14] <Guest5578> Shes ukrainian
  208. [2017-05-17 01:26:18] <Guest5578> Galitiza
  209. [2017-05-17 01:26:24] <Guest5578> Zona
  210. [2017-05-17 01:26:24] <Pumpkino> Im not Galitzia
  211. [2017-05-17 01:26:28] <Guest5578> You are
  212. [2017-05-17 01:26:28] <Pumpkino> Galitza
  213. [2017-05-17 01:26:31] <Guest5578> Zona
  214. [2017-05-17 01:26:31] <Pumpkino> No I'm not
  215. [2017-05-17 01:26:34] <Guest5578> Yes
  216. [2017-05-17 01:26:36] <Pumpkino> The fuck
  217. [2017-05-17 01:26:46] <Guest5578> Both are bts met in college
  218. [2017-05-17 01:26:51] <Guest5578> Married
  219. [2017-05-17 01:26:55] <Guest5578> He speaks russian
  220. [2017-05-17 01:27:04] <Pumpkino> Nope I'm eastern Ukraine
  221. [2017-05-17 01:27:06] <Pumpkino> Dnepropetrovsk
  222. [2017-05-17 01:27:06] <Guest5578> Has a cool tiger tattoo on hid back
  223. [2017-05-17 01:27:09] <Pumpkino> Ew
  224. [2017-05-17 01:27:13] <Pumpkino> That' not cool
  225. [2017-05-17 01:27:15] <Pumpkino> That's disgusting
  226. [2017-05-17 01:27:18] <Guest5578> Orange tiger
  227. [2017-05-17 01:27:21] <Pumpkino> Ew
  228. [2017-05-17 01:27:24] <Pumpkino> I hate tattoos
  229. [2017-05-17 01:27:26] <Pumpkino> Trashy
  230. [2017-05-17 01:27:28] <Guest5578> A big hosid
  231. [2017-05-17 01:27:32] <Pumpkino> BH
  232. [2017-05-17 01:27:43] <Guest5578> His wife said no i wanna ve modern
  233. [2017-05-17 01:27:47] <Guest5578> Or otd idj
  234. [2017-05-17 01:27:50] <Pumpkino> She changed?
  235. [2017-05-17 01:27:51] <Pumpkino> oh
  236. [2017-05-17 01:27:53] <Pumpkino> Smh
  237. [2017-05-17 01:27:54] <Pumpkino> Gay
  238. [2017-05-17 01:27:54] <Guest5578> Idk the entire maisa
  239. [2017-05-17 01:28:03] <Guest5578> My gramps knows him
  240. [2017-05-17 01:28:07] <Guest5578> I know him a little
  241. [2017-05-17 01:28:08] <Pumpkino> A shanda
  242. [2017-05-17 01:28:14] <Guest5578> You right
  243. [2017-05-17 01:28:15] <TheCountofCoucy> ^^^
  244. [2017-05-17 01:28:27] <Guest5578> You always right
  245. [2017-05-17 01:28:31] <Pumpkino> Thanks
  246. [2017-05-17 01:28:31] <Guest5578> A yene maisa
  247. [2017-05-17 01:28:42] <Guest5578> Ganse tzores
  248. [2017-05-17 01:28:44] <Pumpkino> I dont really believe in divorce tbh unless there's abuse or infidelity
  249. [2017-05-17 01:29:02] <Guest5578> Ill put you in a cage
  250. [2017-05-17 01:29:07] <TheCountofCoucy> lol
  251. [2017-05-17 01:29:08] <Pumpkino> K
  252. [2017-05-17 01:29:11] <Guest5578> Xd
  253. [2017-05-17 01:29:13] <realz> Qoheles: everyone is color blind
  254. [2017-05-17 01:29:22] <TheCountofCoucy> realz: ?
  255. [2017-05-17 01:29:33] <TheCountofCoucy> back to work
  256. [2017-05-17 01:29:41] <Qoheles> lol
  257. [2017-05-17 01:29:43] <Guest5578> littlestsquid: wanna talk serious you can pm me
  258. [2017-05-17 01:29:50] <realz> is that dweed
  259. [2017-05-17 01:29:52] <Guest5578> Now or later
  260. [2017-05-17 01:29:54] <TheCountofCoucy> yes
  261. [2017-05-17 01:29:54] <Qoheles> TheCountofCoucy, I said realz is a ginger
  262. [2017-05-17 01:29:57] <realz> ok back to work
  263. [2017-05-17 01:29:58] <Qoheles> So he thinks I'm color blind
  264. [2017-05-17 01:30:03] <Qoheles> But I'm only repeating what ari said
  265. [2017-05-17 01:30:09] <TheCountofCoucy> realz: thank you !!1
  266. [2017-05-17 01:30:10] <Pumpkino> Realz is more strawberry blonde IMO
  267. [2017-05-17 01:30:18] <Guest5578> Gingers have no nashomoth
  268. [2017-05-17 01:30:22] <Pumpkino> lol
  269. [2017-05-17 01:30:33] <Pumpkino> and they gain a freckle for ever neshama they steal
  270. [2017-05-17 01:30:34] <Pumpkino> :)
  271. [2017-05-17 01:30:39] <Guest5578> :(
  272. [2017-05-17 01:30:43] <Pumpkino> every*
  273. [2017-05-17 01:30:54] <Pumpkino> i wonder if irish people r lost tribes
  274. [2017-05-17 01:30:55] <Guest5578> Your face is a freckle
  275. [2017-05-17 01:30:55] <Pumpkino> jk
  276. [2017-05-17 01:31:04] <Pumpkino> i have a few freckles but not many
  277. [2017-05-17 01:31:09] <Guest5578> Your face is a lost tribe
  278. [2017-05-17 01:31:10] <Pumpkino> they come out more in the sun
  279. [2017-05-17 01:31:21] <Qoheles> Irish are lost tribes, Danes are lost tribes,
  280. [2017-05-17 01:31:24] <Pumpkino> mainly around my nose area
  281. [2017-05-17 01:31:37] <Pumpkino> my grandpa was like "aryan genes"
  282. [2017-05-17 01:31:42] <Pumpkino> i was like "...ok"
  283. [2017-05-17 01:31:45] <Guest5578> Bpers are a lost tribe
  284. [2017-05-17 01:31:49] <Pumpkino> Lol
  285. [2017-05-17 01:31:54] <Pumpkino> You're a lot
  286. [2017-05-17 01:31:55] <Pumpkino> lost
  287. [2017-05-17 01:31:57] <Pumpkino> cause.
  288. [2017-05-17 01:31:59] <Pumpkino> :)
  289. [2017-05-17 01:32:01] <Guest5578> Kkkkkk
  290. [2017-05-17 01:32:01] <TheCountofCoucy> damn
  291. [2017-05-17 01:32:05] <TheCountofCoucy> harsh
  292. [2017-05-17 01:32:09] <Pumpkino> i know
  293. [2017-05-17 01:32:15] <Pumpkino> big papa bringing out the big guns tonight
  294. [2017-05-17 01:32:27] <Guest5578> Shove it
  295. [2017-05-17 01:32:34] <Pumpkino> no
  296. [2017-05-17 01:32:44] <Guest5578> Push it pop it
  297. [2017-05-17 01:32:47] <Guest5578> Zing it
  298. [2017-05-17 01:32:50] <Pumpkino> what
  299. [2017-05-17 01:32:51] <Guest5578> Whats thar toy called
  300. [2017-05-17 01:32:56] <Pumpkino> there's a tea called lemon zinger
  301. [2017-05-17 01:32:57] <Guest5578> Push pooper
  302. [2017-05-17 01:33:02] <Pumpkino> u use it?
  303. [2017-05-17 01:33:02] <TheCountofCoucy> bop it
  304. [2017-05-17 01:33:02] <Guest5578> Popper
  305. [2017-05-17 01:33:07] <TheCountofCoucy> shake it
  306. [2017-05-17 01:33:08] <Guest5578> Bob it yeaaa
  307. [2017-05-17 01:33:11] <TheCountofCoucy> twist it
  308. [2017-05-17 01:33:14] <Guest5578> Yeaaaaaa
  309. [2017-05-17 01:33:17] <TheCountofCoucy> turn it
  310. [2017-05-17 01:33:20] <TheCountofCoucy> hit it
  311. [2017-05-17 01:33:24] <TheCountofCoucy> etc.
  312. [2017-05-17 01:33:36] <Guest5578> Thats what i do to Pumpkino nose
  313. [2017-05-17 01:33:49] <TheCountofCoucy> all of the above?
  314. [2017-05-17 01:33:56] <Guest5578> Plus more
  315. [2017-05-17 01:33:59] <Pumpkino> Yikes
  316. [2017-05-17 01:34:01] <Pumpkino> Don't touch me
  317. [2017-05-17 01:34:02] <Pumpkino> Filth
  318. [2017-05-17 01:34:20] <Guest5578> Its impossible to touch a ghost
  319. [2017-05-17 01:34:35] <Pumpkino> Why am I ghost
  320. [2017-05-17 01:34:43] <Guest5578> Becauae ashkanaziyya
  321. [2017-05-17 01:34:46] <Guest5578> Kkkkkkkk
  322. [2017-05-17 01:34:49] <Pumpkino> I'm darker than you
  323. [2017-05-17 01:34:51] <Pumpkino> probably.
  324. [2017-05-17 01:34:53] <Guest5578> Yea right
  325. [2017-05-17 01:35:13] <TheCountofCoucy> nope
  326. [2017-05-17 01:35:18] <Guest5578> Im so dark
  327. [2017-05-17 01:35:22] <TheCountofCoucy> I have seen both of you
  328. [2017-05-17 01:35:30] <Guest5578> Me to
  329. [2017-05-17 01:35:33] <Pumpkino> Lol
  330. [2017-05-17 01:35:34] <TheCountofCoucy> Pumpkino is shwartze
  331. [2017-05-17 01:35:35] <Guest5578> I see myself all the time
  332. [2017-05-17 01:35:56] <TheCountofCoucy> and you are veiss
  333. [2017-05-17 01:35:57] <Guest5578> Its hot under the blanket
  334. [2017-05-17 01:36:07] <Guest5578> I tske it off and ira cold
  335. [2017-05-17 01:36:09] <Guest5578> Its
  336. [2017-05-17 01:36:12] <Guest5578> :*
  337. [2017-05-17 01:36:14] <Guest5578> :(
  338. [2017-05-17 01:37:12] <Pumpkino> my skin color
  339. [2017-05-17 01:37:12] <Pumpkino> https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/5/5a/Black.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161223050425
  340. [2017-05-17 01:37:18] <Guest5578> You are all disgusting and i want nothing to do with any of you
  341. [2017-05-17 01:37:22] <Guest5578> Dont talk to me
  342. [2017-05-17 01:37:45] <Guest5578> Pumpkino: im darker
  343. [2017-05-17 01:37:56] <Pumpkino> Liar
  344. [2017-05-17 01:38:01] <Guest5578> Jealous?
  345. [2017-05-17 01:38:06] <Pumpkino> No
  346. [2017-05-17 01:38:23] <Guest5578> But why be jealous
  347. [2017-05-17 01:38:27] <Pumpkino> I'm not
  348. [2017-05-17 01:38:40] <Guest5578> Stop being jealus
  349. [2017-05-17 01:39:00] <Pumpkino> I
  350. [2017-05-17 01:39:03] <Pumpkino> am
  351. [2017-05-17 01:39:05] <Pumpkino> not
  352. [2017-05-17 01:39:42] <Guest5578> Du bist a sheine meidel ow nit?
  353. [2017-05-17 01:40:51] <Pumpkino> No I am black
  354. [2017-05-17 01:40:54] <Pumpkino> :)
  355. [2017-05-17 01:41:30] <Guest5578> :-)
  356. [2017-05-17 01:43:15] <Pumpkino> idk y but i like this pic
  357. [2017-05-17 01:43:16] <Pumpkino> lol
  358. [2017-05-17 01:43:17] <Pumpkino> https://cdn4.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/styles/980x551/public/images/methode/2016/03/22/e6fd5078-efcb-11e5-afc2-34388e719e9d_1280x720.jpg?itok=NHQtPC6v
  359. [2017-05-17 01:46:51] <Guest5578> No you dont
  360. [2017-05-17 01:48:06] <TheCountofCoucy> mhm
  361. [2017-05-17 01:54:17] <TheCountofCoucy> Guest5578: https://www.apnews.com/34e5a86e93da4a159429fb888ceba9ef?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP
  362. [2017-05-17 01:55:53] <Guest5578> Good
  363. [2017-05-17 01:56:29] <Guest5578> They want a lighter sentence when the real sentence is stoning
  364. [2017-05-17 01:57:12] <TheCountofCoucy> Pumpkino: ^^
  365. [2017-05-17 01:57:28] <TheCountofCoucy> Guest5578 you are refreshing
  366. [2017-05-17 01:57:42] <Pumpkino> Dweed
  367. [2017-05-17 01:57:42] <Pumpkino> Yes
  368. [2017-05-17 01:57:43] <Pumpkino> Correct
  369. [2017-05-17 01:57:45] <Pumpkino> I agree with you
  370. [2017-05-17 01:57:47] <Pumpkino> :)
  371. [2017-05-17 01:58:00] <Pumpkino> I said stoning too
  372. [2017-05-17 01:58:13] <Guest5578> Dont talk to me
  373. [2017-05-17 01:58:26] <Pumpkino> Ok
  374. [2017-05-17 01:58:50] <Guest5578> Dont look at me either
  375. [2017-05-17 01:58:57] <Guest5578> Turn away
  376. [2017-05-17 01:59:01] <Pumpkino> Why would I want my eye to heart
  377. [2017-05-17 01:59:02] <Pumpkino> hurt*
  378. [2017-05-17 01:59:06] <Pumpkino> Eyes*
  379. [2017-05-17 01:59:19] <Guest5578> I said dont talk
  380. [2017-05-17 01:59:37] <Guest5578> Dont breath my air
  381. [2017-05-17 02:00:02] <Pumpkino> If I were to breath your air, I'd faint from how badly it smells
  382. [2017-05-17 02:00:04] <Pumpkino> :)
  383. [2017-05-17 02:00:08] <Guest5578> Close you kartoshka nose
  384. [2017-05-17 02:00:09] <Pumpkino> breathe*
  385. [2017-05-17 02:00:16] <Pumpkino> You're the only one with a kartoshka nose :)
  386. [2017-05-17 02:00:23] <Guest5578> Bye
  387. [2017-05-17 02:00:34] <Pumpkino> BYe
  388. [2017-05-17 02:00:38] <Guest5578> Hi
  389. [2017-05-17 02:00:45] <Pumpkino> No
  390. [2017-05-17 02:00:50] <Guest5578> :)
  391. [2017-05-17 02:01:02] <TheCountofCoucy> https://worldisraelnews.com/senior-advisers-to-trump-dont-move-embassy-to-jerusalem/
  392. [2017-05-17 02:01:44] <Guest5578> Im sleeping shhh
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  412. [2017-05-17 13:08:00] <Guest5578> :)
  413. [2017-05-17 13:08:42] <TheCountofCoucy> hi
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  415. [2017-05-17 13:17:56] <TheCountofCoucy> DoweedhYaa3qob: welcome back
  416. [2017-05-17 13:25:16] <Guest5578> :)))))
  417. [2017-05-17 13:34:35] <Guest5578> littlestsquid: nu ge finnen a hothon o nit
  418. [2017-05-17 13:35:24] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid rofl
  419. [2017-05-17 13:36:09] <Guest5578> Far vos du lakn
  420. [2017-05-17 13:36:22] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid lolololol
  421. [2017-05-17 13:36:57] <Guest5578> Mamash pikuakh nefesh
  422. [2017-05-17 13:37:03] <Guest5578> Vos vilste
  423. [2017-05-17 13:57:54] <TheCountofCoucy> http://edition.cnn.com/2017/05/16/politics/kfile-cummings-clinton/index.html?sr=fbCNN051717kfile-cummings-clinton0530PMVODtopLink&linkId=37694920
  424. [2017-05-17 13:58:55] <DoweedhYaa3qob> dont post leftist garbage
  425. [2017-05-17 13:59:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> dont give them ad revenue by clicking their links
  426. [2017-05-17 14:02:17] <TheCountofCoucy> http://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/17/paul-ryan-donald-trump-investigation-238497
  427. [2017-05-17 14:02:48] <TheCountofCoucy> http://www.lifezette.com/polizette/fmr-asst-fbi-director-professional-team-subversives-get-trump/
  428. [2017-05-17 14:02:55] <TheCountofCoucy> happy right wing news?
  429. [2017-05-17 14:07:17] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yes
  430. [2017-05-17 14:07:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> dont wont and cant impeach him
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  432. [2017-05-17 14:29:39] <TheCountofCoucy> http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/17/donald-trump-vows-to-fight-on-no-politician-in-history-has-been-treated-worse-or-more-unfairly/
  433. [2017-05-17 14:32:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> trump got all the fire power he needs
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  438. [2017-05-17 15:26:57] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob: did u srs try to make me marry a divorcee w 2 kids last night
  439. [2017-05-17 15:26:58] <littlestsquid> RUDE
  440. [2017-05-17 15:27:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you mentioned some dude with a kid
  441. [2017-05-17 15:27:26] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so i thought you were ok with it
  442. [2017-05-17 15:27:32] <littlestsquid> lol no
  443. [2017-05-17 15:27:43] <littlestsquid> when a shadchan called to redt a divorcee i was insulted for a week straight
  444. [2017-05-17 15:27:50] <littlestsquid> im young and ADORABLE
  445. [2017-05-17 15:27:59] <littlestsquid> no need for other people's seconds
  446. [2017-05-17 15:28:04] <TheCountofCoucy> oooof
  447. [2017-05-17 15:28:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> how young
  448. [2017-05-17 15:28:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> how adorable
  449. [2017-05-17 15:28:18] <littlestsquid> 11 years old, 11/10 ranking of adorable
  450. [2017-05-17 15:28:34] <DoweedhYaa3qob> πŸ€”
  451. [2017-05-17 15:28:50] <littlestsquid> nah im 23
  452. [2017-05-17 15:29:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so why cant you find a shiddukh i dont get it
  453. [2017-05-17 15:29:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> im turning 25 in july
  454. [2017-05-17 15:29:29] <littlestsquid> i mean the eibeshter sends a zivug when He wants to right
  455. [2017-05-17 15:29:43] <DoweedhYaa3qob> but you cant sit and wait lol
  456. [2017-05-17 15:29:49] <littlestsquid> i dont
  457. [2017-05-17 15:29:52] <littlestsquid> obv
  458. [2017-05-17 15:29:59] <littlestsquid> i just like to complain on IRC
  459. [2017-05-17 15:30:06] <littlestsquid> and let TheCountofCoucy live vicariously
  460. [2017-05-17 15:30:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> what a life
  461. [2017-05-17 15:30:25] <littlestsquid> its fun to complain about dating
  462. [2017-05-17 15:30:27] <littlestsquid> you should try it
  463. [2017-05-17 15:30:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> poor TheCountofCoucy
  464. [2017-05-17 15:30:29] <littlestsquid> we'll listen
  465. [2017-05-17 15:30:32] <littlestsquid> he loves it
  466. [2017-05-17 15:30:43] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i complain about trying to pass my licenses
  467. [2017-05-17 15:30:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> once i do that ill complain about dating lol
  468. [2017-05-17 15:31:32] <littlestsquid> wjhat licenses
  469. [2017-05-17 15:31:34] <littlestsquid> *what
  470. [2017-05-17 15:31:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> series 7 and 66
  471. [2017-05-17 15:31:55] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its for stock brokers
  472. [2017-05-17 15:32:05] <TheCountofCoucy> DoweedhYaa3qob: slow down she might fall in love
  473. [2017-05-17 15:32:11] <TheCountofCoucy> $$$$
  474. [2017-05-17 15:32:20] <littlestsquid> lol TheCountofCoucy bnei torah only need apply
  475. [2017-05-17 15:32:21] <DoweedhYaa3qob> id go on a date with her but im 100% not for her
  476. [2017-05-17 15:32:33] <littlestsquid> the beauty of IRC is that any man who i talk to on here is inherently not nogea
  477. [2017-05-17 15:32:38] <littlestsquid> by virtue of being on here
  478. [2017-05-17 15:32:48] <TheCountofCoucy> what a hypocrite
  479. [2017-05-17 15:32:51] <Pumpkino> lol
  480. [2017-05-17 15:32:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats what im saying
  481. [2017-05-17 15:32:54] <Pumpkino> xD
  482. [2017-05-17 15:32:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> talk for yourself
  483. [2017-05-17 15:32:59] <littlestsquid> its beautiful
  484. [2017-05-17 15:33:00] <DoweedhYaa3qob> your on here as well
  485. [2017-05-17 15:33:11] <littlestsquid> also my dad would be weirded out by a sephardi
  486. [2017-05-17 15:33:15] <littlestsquid> or a faux-sephardi
  487. [2017-05-17 15:33:18] <littlestsquid> we dont do mixed marriages
  488. [2017-05-17 15:33:19] <Pumpkino> lol
  489. [2017-05-17 15:33:20] <littlestsquid> :(
  490. [2017-05-17 15:33:22] <Pumpkino> xD
  491. [2017-05-17 15:33:33] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you are a woman of 23 you marry who you want
  492. [2017-05-17 15:33:38] <littlestsquid> there was an article in mishpacha this week encouraging seph-ashki marriages
  493. [2017-05-17 15:33:39] <littlestsquid> weird
  494. [2017-05-17 15:33:49] <TheCountofCoucy> Pumpkino: ahem
  495. [2017-05-17 15:33:52] <Pumpkino> hi
  496. [2017-05-17 15:33:55] <Pumpkino> hm?
  497. [2017-05-17 15:33:56] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob: and i want an upright Ben Torah of Russo-Hasidic descent
  498. [2017-05-17 15:33:56] <TheCountofCoucy> speak up
  499. [2017-05-17 15:34:00] <Pumpkino> no i dont want to >_>
  500. [2017-05-17 15:34:05] <Pumpkino> >___________________>
  501. [2017-05-17 15:34:13] <littlestsquid> Pumpkino it was the weirdest written article in the world
  502. [2017-05-17 15:34:14] <TheCountofCoucy> :P
  503. [2017-05-17 15:34:16] <littlestsquid> i need to send it to you
  504. [2017-05-17 15:34:24] <littlestsquid> the premise is fine
  505. [2017-05-17 15:34:27] <littlestsquid> marry whoever you want to
  506. [2017-05-17 15:34:31] <Pumpkino> yas
  507. [2017-05-17 15:34:34] <littlestsquid> but it was like
  508. [2017-05-17 15:34:34] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ben tora is someone who learns and works
  509. [2017-05-17 15:34:39] <littlestsquid> i cant explain the article i was laughing so hard
  510. [2017-05-17 15:34:44] <TheCountofCoucy> DoweedhYaa3qob like rambam
  511. [2017-05-17 15:34:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> like everyone that follows the tora
  512. [2017-05-17 15:34:58] <Pumpkino> to be fair though being a doctor back then was very different than it is now
  513. [2017-05-17 15:35:04] <Pumpkino> and much less education was required for it
  514. [2017-05-17 15:35:05] <Qoheles> Pumpkino, go read astronomy
  515. [2017-05-17 15:35:05] <Pumpkino> lol :)
  516. [2017-05-17 15:35:08] <Pumpkino> OKAY FINE
  517. [2017-05-17 15:35:11] <Pumpkino> Sorry I opened
  518. [2017-05-17 15:35:13] <Pumpkino> Brb
  519. [2017-05-17 15:35:17] <TheCountofCoucy> lol
  520. [2017-05-17 15:35:17] <DoweedhYaa3qob> Pumpkino go away and never come back
  521. [2017-05-17 15:35:18] <littlestsquid> it was written like: MARRY SEPHARDI ITS BETTER oh btw here are all the potential problems that might come up in two diff cultures NO ACTUALLY MARRY MIXED ITS EASY FREE AND CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE
  522. [2017-05-17 15:35:35] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob: ya but how much learning to how much working
  523. [2017-05-17 15:35:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> life is different now
  524. [2017-05-17 15:35:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you gotta work to support the family
  525. [2017-05-17 15:36:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and then learn whatever time you have left
  526. [2017-05-17 15:36:10] <littlestsquid> orn ot
  527. [2017-05-17 15:36:12] <littlestsquid> or not
  528. [2017-05-17 15:36:17] <DoweedhYaa3qob> or not learn yea
  529. [2017-05-17 15:36:19] <littlestsquid> or you learn and work in whatever time you have left
  530. [2017-05-17 15:36:23] <littlestsquid> learn to support a family
  531. [2017-05-17 15:36:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> where are you going to find a job that is learning?
  532. [2017-05-17 15:36:38] <DoweedhYaa3qob> learning is not a job
  533. [2017-05-17 15:36:53] <littlestsquid> kollel
  534. [2017-05-17 15:36:55] <littlestsquid> klei kodesh
  535. [2017-05-17 15:36:57] <littlestsquid> rabanus
  536. [2017-05-17 15:36:59] <littlestsquid> chinuch
  537. [2017-05-17 15:37:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> stop
  538. [2017-05-17 15:37:02] <littlestsquid> dayan
  539. [2017-05-17 15:37:08] <littlestsquid> dayan is the dream
  540. [2017-05-17 15:37:12] <littlestsquid> i want to be married to a dayan
  541. [2017-05-17 15:37:21] <littlestsquid> just yell ASSUR at everyone all day
  542. [2017-05-17 15:37:31] <DoweedhYaa3qob> marry a jewish trump
  543. [2017-05-17 15:37:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> FIRED
  544. [2017-05-17 15:37:39] <littlestsquid> ASSUR
  545. [2017-05-17 15:37:41] <littlestsquid> YOURE ASSUR
  546. [2017-05-17 15:37:43] <littlestsquid> THAT POT IS ASSUR
  547. [2017-05-17 15:37:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :)
  548. [2017-05-17 15:37:45] <littlestsquid> TREIF
  549. [2017-05-17 15:37:50] <littlestsquid> TREIF AND ASSUR
  550. [2017-05-17 15:37:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> treifsur
  551. [2017-05-17 15:38:14] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so in real life
  552. [2017-05-17 15:38:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> the life we livein you work then learn
  553. [2017-05-17 15:38:33] <littlestsquid> alternatively
  554. [2017-05-17 15:38:36] <littlestsquid> you learn
  555. [2017-05-17 15:38:38] <littlestsquid> and your wife works
  556. [2017-05-17 15:38:44] <littlestsquid> and you are poor but full of Torah
  557. [2017-05-17 15:38:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> never
  558. [2017-05-17 15:39:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> that is putting the tora to shame
  559. [2017-05-17 15:39:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ok lets do it this way
  560. [2017-05-17 15:39:41] <DoweedhYaa3qob> do that and dont take any money from the government
  561. [2017-05-17 15:39:46] <littlestsquid> ok
  562. [2017-05-17 15:39:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> lets see how long you will survive
  563. [2017-05-17 15:39:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> 2months maximum
  564. [2017-05-17 15:39:57] <littlestsquid> the prob only is when you also inhibit education for girls
  565. [2017-05-17 15:40:01] <littlestsquid> like i went to college right
  566. [2017-05-17 15:40:06] <littlestsquid> so i can make more than 40k
  567. [2017-05-17 15:40:08] <littlestsquid> so i can survive
  568. [2017-05-17 15:40:17] <littlestsquid> a secretary or BY preschool morah does not have that luxury
  569. [2017-05-17 15:40:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> 40k between 2 people is below poor level
  570. [2017-05-17 15:40:21] <littlestsquid> thats where its crunch time
  571. [2017-05-17 15:40:50] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its not just women, men too
  572. [2017-05-17 15:41:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> my neighbor said he took the ny regents only because he didnt know what they were
  573. [2017-05-17 15:41:20] <littlestsquid> right so chassidim have this issue less
  574. [2017-05-17 15:41:23] <DoweedhYaa3qob> the other kids all laughed at him for doing it and learning "goyishe zakhn"
  575. [2017-05-17 15:41:28] <littlestsquid> they all just bounce into real estate and business
  576. [2017-05-17 15:41:33] <DoweedhYaa3qob> oh stop it
  577. [2017-05-17 15:41:34] <littlestsquid> and dont use a degree bchlal
  578. [2017-05-17 15:41:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you need money to jump into real estate first of all
  579. [2017-05-17 15:41:55] <littlestsquid> literally 50% of the boys ive dated had their eyes on real estate management
  580. [2017-05-17 15:42:01] <littlestsquid> it always made me laug
  581. [2017-05-17 15:42:03] <littlestsquid> laugh
  582. [2017-05-17 15:42:19] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and then they get put in jail for trying to kick out the shvartzers
  583. [2017-05-17 15:42:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and make hillul hashem
  584. [2017-05-17 15:43:11] <littlestsquid> true
  585. [2017-05-17 15:43:47] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i wish the government shut down all the programs in bp and willy and monsey and monroe
  586. [2017-05-17 15:43:52] <littlestsquid> no
  587. [2017-05-17 15:43:56] <littlestsquid> a yid's gotta live
  588. [2017-05-17 15:43:58] <littlestsquid> who cares
  589. [2017-05-17 15:44:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> why do you think there is a grocery store on each block
  590. [2017-05-17 15:44:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and the prices are so high
  591. [2017-05-17 15:44:15] <DoweedhYaa3qob> becuase the yidden arent paying for it the government it printing money
  592. [2017-05-17 15:44:43] <littlestsquid> nu
  593. [2017-05-17 15:44:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i wanna see you go work 8 hours a day for garbage pay and then go buy chicken cutletss for 5$ a pound
  594. [2017-05-17 15:44:59] <littlestsquid> listen maybe so
  595. [2017-05-17 15:45:09] <littlestsquid> but you have to be careful with the way you talk about fellow Jews
  596. [2017-05-17 15:45:10] <littlestsquid> right
  597. [2017-05-17 15:45:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i wanna see you work for nothing and then get charged 100$ on the bill for 5 items
  598. [2017-05-17 15:45:15] <littlestsquid> just as like a general rule of themb
  599. [2017-05-17 15:45:19] <littlestsquid> thumb
  600. [2017-05-17 15:45:35] <littlestsquid> try not to slander Am Yisroel
  601. [2017-05-17 15:45:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> this is not me slandering them they slander themselves
  602. [2017-05-17 15:45:50] <littlestsquid> okay good talk
  603. [2017-05-17 15:45:57] <littlestsquid> gtg to class bye
  604. [2017-05-17 15:45:59] <DoweedhYaa3qob> good
  605. [2017-05-17 15:46:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> kol tuv
  606. [2017-05-17 15:46:12] <littlestsquid> BE GEBENSCHTED
  607. [2017-05-17 15:46:19] <littlestsquid> gebentsched
  608. [2017-05-17 15:46:23] <littlestsquid> cant spell
  609. [2017-05-17 15:46:26] <TheCountofCoucy> nice first date
  610. [2017-05-17 15:46:34] β€” TheCountofCoucy chuckles
  611. [2017-05-17 15:46:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> getting feelings hurt doesnt negate the facts
  612. [2017-05-17 15:46:49] <littlestsquid> my feelings arent hurt
  613. [2017-05-17 15:46:54] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ok thats saying
  614. [2017-05-17 15:47:02] <littlestsquid> but i do maintain a certain standard of conversation
  615. [2017-05-17 15:47:09] <littlestsquid> happy to discuss, not happy to talk smack
  616. [2017-05-17 15:47:14] <DoweedhYaa3qob> im not talking smack
  617. [2017-05-17 15:47:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> this is discussed in shuls all the time
  618. [2017-05-17 15:47:50] <DoweedhYaa3qob> theres a difference between calling him a shlepper and a shnorer
  619. [2017-05-17 15:47:54] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats 1 person
  620. [2017-05-17 15:47:59] <DoweedhYaa3qob> im talking about the entire community here
  621. [2017-05-17 15:48:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats an epidemic
  622. [2017-05-17 15:48:16] <DoweedhYaa3qob> 1 person cant make ends meet is unfortunate
  623. [2017-05-17 15:48:30] <DoweedhYaa3qob> entire communties means its a dissaster of biblical proportions
  624. [2017-05-17 15:48:53] <littlestsquid> no for real i have to go
  625. [2017-05-17 15:48:57] <littlestsquid> ttyl
  626. [2017-05-17 15:49:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> cya good luck in class
  627. [2017-05-17 15:53:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> TheCountofCoucy nu vos
  628. [2017-05-17 15:53:44] <TheCountofCoucy> did you have fun?
  629. [2017-05-17 15:53:50] <DoweedhYaa3qob> amazing
  630. [2017-05-17 15:53:54] <DoweedhYaa3qob> a thrill ride
  631. [2017-05-17 15:53:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> of all sorts
  632. [2017-05-17 15:53:59] <DoweedhYaa3qob> weeeeeeeeee
  633. [2017-05-17 15:57:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> TheCountofCoucy told you i need a teimoniyya and only that
  634. [2017-05-17 15:57:45] <TheCountofCoucy> shame
  635. [2017-05-17 15:57:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ashkanaziyya is last choice and only if she is open minded and knows enough like me
  636. [2017-05-17 15:57:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> or somewhat like me
  637. [2017-05-17 15:57:58] <TheCountofCoucy> you are not getting any younger
  638. [2017-05-17 15:58:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i cant take a hassidishe girl
  639. [2017-05-17 15:58:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats the lowest on my list
  640. [2017-05-17 15:58:18] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yekkeishe girl at most
  641. [2017-05-17 15:59:11] <DoweedhYaa3qob> im a hosidh but from the rambam not someone from eastern europe
  642. [2017-05-17 15:59:16] <DoweedhYaa3qob> rambam and his son
  643. [2017-05-17 16:00:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/229795
  644. [2017-05-17 16:00:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> get out of my kanisa man
  645. [2017-05-17 16:00:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ashkanzim always invade
  646. [2017-05-17 16:01:46] <TheCountofCoucy> they are good ppl
  647. [2017-05-17 16:01:58] <TheCountofCoucy> they buy back arab houses
  648. [2017-05-17 16:02:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> get out
  649. [2017-05-17 16:02:11] <DoweedhYaa3qob> all ashkanazim out
  650. [2017-05-17 16:02:21] <TheCountofCoucy> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ateret_Cohanim
  651. [2017-05-17 16:03:55] <DoweedhYaa3qob> idc out out out
  652. [2017-05-17 16:05:31] <TheCountofCoucy> nah
  653. [2017-05-17 16:06:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  654. [2017-05-17 16:24:26] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :((((((
  655. [2017-05-17 17:08:15] <littlestsquid> haha
  656. [2017-05-17 17:08:24] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy that was an admirable attempt at shadchanus
  657. [2017-05-17 17:09:19] <TheCountofCoucy> HAHAHA :P
  658. [2017-05-17 17:09:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid TheCountofCoucy is a gutte yingele marry him un fertek
  659. [2017-05-17 17:10:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> gutte hasidishe yingele*
  660. [2017-05-17 17:10:16] <littlestsquid> he LITERALLY HAS A CHUP
  661. [2017-05-17 17:10:19] <littlestsquid> and no payos
  662. [2017-05-17 17:10:27] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so
  663. [2017-05-17 17:10:28] <littlestsquid> and the last time he went to the mikvah was in SEPTEMEBER
  664. [2017-05-17 17:10:30] <DoweedhYaa3qob> hes still a hosidh
  665. [2017-05-17 17:10:31] <littlestsquid> DISGUSTING
  666. [2017-05-17 17:10:33] <littlestsquid> full of tumah
  667. [2017-05-17 17:10:49] <TheCountofCoucy> I no chup
  668. [2017-05-17 17:10:50] <DoweedhYaa3qob> last time i went to the miqwo was 5 years ago
  669. [2017-05-17 17:10:58] <TheCountofCoucy> and I have payis
  670. [2017-05-17 17:11:03] <TheCountofCoucy> thank you very much
  671. [2017-05-17 17:11:39] <DoweedhYaa3qob> welcome
  672. [2017-05-17 17:12:23] <TheCountofCoucy> also not a chusid like dweed :)
  673. [2017-05-17 17:12:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> the downside is that TheCountofCoucy is hungarian romanian
  674. [2017-05-17 17:12:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> feh
  675. [2017-05-17 17:13:14] <TheCountofCoucy> ungarishe ftw
  676. [2017-05-17 17:13:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> out
  677. [2017-05-17 17:13:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> no
  678. [2017-05-17 17:13:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> w
  679. [2017-05-17 17:14:05] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: its more than a chup what you have
  680. [2017-05-17 17:14:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> when i went to mir the hassidim were taking over there unfortunately
  681. [2017-05-17 17:14:11] <DoweedhYaa3qob> stand outside
  682. [2017-05-17 17:14:11] <littlestsquid> u have longer hair than me
  683. [2017-05-17 17:14:14] <DoweedhYaa3qob> or across the street
  684. [2017-05-17 17:14:18] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: you have no idea what I look like
  685. [2017-05-17 17:14:18] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and pick whichever one you want
  686. [2017-05-17 17:14:27] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: i saw that pic
  687. [2017-05-17 17:14:31] <littlestsquid> from chocolatte
  688. [2017-05-17 17:14:38] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob: dont think i havent contemplated
  689. [2017-05-17 17:14:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> chocolatte are scam artists
  690. [2017-05-17 17:14:47] <littlestsquid> going and harpooning a rogue chassid
  691. [2017-05-17 17:14:47] <DoweedhYaa3qob> took my idea
  692. [2017-05-17 17:14:47] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  693. [2017-05-17 17:14:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you sound like my gramps
  694. [2017-05-17 17:15:00] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: that pic is no longer accurate
  695. [2017-05-17 17:15:02] <TheCountofCoucy> BH
  696. [2017-05-17 17:15:06] <littlestsquid> B H H HH
  697. [2017-05-17 17:15:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> said hell go stand outside a beis yakov and grab a girl for me
  698. [2017-05-17 17:15:08] <DoweedhYaa3qob> rofl
  699. [2017-05-17 17:15:14] <TheCountofCoucy> DoweedhYaa3qob: haha
  700. [2017-05-17 17:15:15] <littlestsquid> i know sephardim btw
  701. [2017-05-17 17:15:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> zeide loz mir alein plz
  702. [2017-05-17 17:15:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> plzzzzzzzz
  703. [2017-05-17 17:15:41] <littlestsquid> ill marry your zeide
  704. [2017-05-17 17:15:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> good
  705. [2017-05-17 17:15:46] <littlestsquid> be your step-bobby
  706. [2017-05-17 17:15:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you should
  707. [2017-05-17 17:15:59] <DoweedhYaa3qob> my bubbe was niftar 4 years ago
  708. [2017-05-17 17:16:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> he is prime age
  709. [2017-05-17 17:16:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> prime real estate
  710. [2017-05-17 17:16:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> all for your taking
  711. [2017-05-17 17:16:23] <littlestsquid> $ingle??
  712. [2017-05-17 17:16:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and ready to mingle
  713. [2017-05-17 17:16:38] <littlestsquid> $$$$ingle
  714. [2017-05-17 17:16:42] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: i feel like Pumpkino
  715. [2017-05-17 17:16:43] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yo yo
  716. [2017-05-17 17:16:46] <littlestsquid> trolling hard
  717. [2017-05-17 17:16:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> listen
  718. [2017-05-17 17:16:56] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob: ill spend your inheritance
  719. [2017-05-17 17:17:11] <DoweedhYaa3qob> the tosher rebbe in montreal got married 10 times to girls 70 years younger than him
  720. [2017-05-17 17:17:16] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you have a chance with my zeide
  721. [2017-05-17 17:17:35] <littlestsquid> hahahaha
  722. [2017-05-17 17:17:38] <littlestsquid> thanks
  723. [2017-05-17 17:17:40] <littlestsquid> esteem booster
  724. [2017-05-17 17:17:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> no promises lol
  725. [2017-05-17 17:17:59] <DoweedhYaa3qob> a little down payment on the side maybe ill make some kinda promise
  726. [2017-05-17 17:18:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> shadkhan tax
  727. [2017-05-17 17:18:31] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid you go to bkc?
  728. [2017-05-17 17:18:38] <DoweedhYaa3qob> touro
  729. [2017-05-17 17:18:41] <TheCountofCoucy> no
  730. [2017-05-17 17:18:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> some other school
  731. [2017-05-17 17:18:47] <TheCountofCoucy> she went to queens
  732. [2017-05-17 17:18:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> lives in bk went to queens
  733. [2017-05-17 17:19:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats why you cant find a shiddukh
  734. [2017-05-17 17:19:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> terrible choices in life
  735. [2017-05-17 17:19:07] <TheCountofCoucy> she dont live in bk
  736. [2017-05-17 17:19:19] <DoweedhYaa3qob> doesnt live in ir ha koidesh?
  737. [2017-05-17 17:19:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> another reason
  738. [2017-05-17 17:19:27] <TheCountofCoucy> yup
  739. [2017-05-17 17:19:27] <DoweedhYaa3qob> keep them coming im making a list
  740. [2017-05-17 17:19:38] <TheCountofCoucy> she lives with modox velt
  741. [2017-05-17 17:19:45] <TheCountofCoucy> smh
  742. [2017-05-17 17:19:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> oy ge valt
  743. [2017-05-17 17:19:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> mamash a shanda
  744. [2017-05-17 17:19:54] <TheCountofCoucy> yea
  745. [2017-05-17 17:20:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> kop tsu dreit
  746. [2017-05-17 17:20:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> mein kop
  747. [2017-05-17 17:20:09] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: :P
  748. [2017-05-17 17:21:08] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid did you see pics of me?
  749. [2017-05-17 17:21:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> TheCountofCoucy tell her that i look like a nice mentch
  750. [2017-05-17 17:21:34] <TheCountofCoucy> like the taliban
  751. [2017-05-17 17:22:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid see a gutte yunger man :)
  752. [2017-05-17 17:23:47] <TheCountofCoucy> I think we chased her away
  753. [2017-05-17 17:23:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its ok shes shy
  754. [2017-05-17 17:24:01] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid are you scared her of duvid yankel?
  755. [2017-05-17 17:24:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> or maybe she takeh went to mir to grab a boy of her liking
  756. [2017-05-17 17:25:26] <TheCountofCoucy> Hmm maybe
  757. [2017-05-17 17:25:42] <TheCountofCoucy> Or she went to 770 for a chabadnik
  758. [2017-05-17 17:25:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> gross
  759. [2017-05-17 17:26:08] <DoweedhYaa3qob> she wants a ben tora not a ben avodho zoro
  760. [2017-05-17 17:26:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))
  761. [2017-05-17 17:27:59] <TheCountofCoucy> Which is why you won't work
  762. [2017-05-17 17:28:38] <TheCountofCoucy> The heat is crazy
  763. [2017-05-17 17:29:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i mean i can make it work and dumb myself down to a bper mentality
  764. [2017-05-17 17:29:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> but ill never do that
  765. [2017-05-17 17:29:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its not hard to sit and do nothing
  766. [2017-05-17 17:30:21] <TheCountofCoucy> I went outside again
  767. [2017-05-17 17:30:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you must be a goy
  768. [2017-05-17 17:30:34] <DoweedhYaa3qob> only goyim go outside
  769. [2017-05-17 17:30:39] <DoweedhYaa3qob> especially in this heat
  770. [2017-05-17 17:31:18] <TheCountofCoucy> I have to go to college
  771. [2017-05-17 17:31:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i think my havurtho is low key trying to learn with me indirectly
  772. [2017-05-17 17:31:28] <TheCountofCoucy> So yeah I am a goy
  773. [2017-05-17 17:31:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> college?
  774. [2017-05-17 17:31:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> phooooooo
  775. [2017-05-17 17:31:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> what do they teach you in college
  776. [2017-05-17 17:31:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> how to be a better goy?
  777. [2017-05-17 17:31:53] <TheCountofCoucy> I am a sheigetz
  778. [2017-05-17 17:31:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yes
  779. [2017-05-17 17:32:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> a sheigetzel
  780. [2017-05-17 17:32:17] <TheCountofCoucy> College sheigetz
  781. [2017-05-17 17:32:27] <TheCountofCoucy> Just like littlestsquid
  782. [2017-05-17 17:32:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> vos tutmen dorten
  783. [2017-05-17 17:32:33] <DoweedhYaa3qob> gornit
  784. [2017-05-17 17:32:37] <underikar> ha you cal this hot
  785. [2017-05-17 17:32:40] <underikar> *call
  786. [2017-05-17 17:32:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> lernit tora lernit gornit
  787. [2017-05-17 17:32:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> bittul tora
  788. [2017-05-17 17:33:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its hot im sitting naked
  789. [2017-05-17 17:33:16] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and the computer heating up isnt helping
  790. [2017-05-17 17:33:23] <TheCountofCoucy> In the Mikva?
  791. [2017-05-17 17:33:39] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yea i got the computer on a floatie and im in the miqwo
  792. [2017-05-17 17:34:37] <TheCountofCoucy> So chassidish
  793. [2017-05-17 17:34:49] <TheCountofCoucy> Perfect for littlestsquid
  794. [2017-05-17 17:35:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid come move to bp ill take you out into the jungle streets and catch you a wild one
  795. [2017-05-17 17:35:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> fresh
  796. [2017-05-17 17:35:31] <DoweedhYaa3qob> from teething from the momma
  797. [2017-05-17 17:35:33] <TheCountofCoucy> Lolololol
  798. [2017-05-17 17:35:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> nursing
  799. [2017-05-17 17:35:52] <TheCountofCoucy> Geraldig
  800. [2017-05-17 17:35:57] <TheCountofCoucy> Gevaldig
  801. [2017-05-17 17:36:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> have to chase her away
  802. [2017-05-17 17:36:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so taht she doesnt see me taking her kid
  803. [2017-05-17 17:36:15] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its a mitzvah
  804. [2017-05-17 17:36:24] <TheCountofCoucy> Shiluach hakein
  805. [2017-05-17 17:36:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yup
  806. [2017-05-17 17:36:59] <TheCountofCoucy> Littlestsquid how was class?
  807. [2017-05-17 17:37:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> leave her alone shes fressing her face up
  808. [2017-05-17 17:37:51] <littlestsquid> phone w client
  809. [2017-05-17 17:37:52] <littlestsquid> ttyl
  810. [2017-05-17 17:37:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> client
  811. [2017-05-17 17:37:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> see
  812. [2017-05-17 17:38:06] <TheCountofCoucy> DoweedhYaa3qob what do you do all day?
  813. [2017-05-17 17:38:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> study and waste time
  814. [2017-05-17 17:38:17] <DoweedhYaa3qob> more wasting time than study
  815. [2017-05-17 17:38:24] <TheCountofCoucy> You are me
  816. [2017-05-17 17:38:25] <TheCountofCoucy> Wow
  817. [2017-05-17 17:38:33] <DoweedhYaa3qob> If a fund has a fixed portfolio of municipal bonds with long maturities, how will substantial changes in general interest rates affect the fund's portfolio?
  818. [2017-05-17 17:38:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  819. [2017-05-17 17:39:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i have the questions open 24 7
  820. [2017-05-17 17:39:15] <DoweedhYaa3qob> but i hide them with this chat and fb
  821. [2017-05-17 17:39:16] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  822. [2017-05-17 17:39:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> they scare me
  823. [2017-05-17 17:39:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> then my zeide yells at me
  824. [2017-05-17 17:39:49] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/5GDzxfP6/IMG-20170517-WA0036.jpg
  825. [2017-05-17 17:40:07] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats cheezy
  826. [2017-05-17 17:44:07] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/6tIUS3Rq/IMG-20170517-WA0059.jpg
  827. [2017-05-17 17:44:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> gotta bust out the shorts
  828. [2017-05-17 17:44:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> sweat pants are too hot
  829. [2017-05-17 17:46:37] <TheCountofCoucy> I'm long sleeves and everything
  830. [2017-05-17 17:47:02] <TheCountofCoucy> Wool tzitzis as well
  831. [2017-05-17 17:47:37] <underikar> duvid yankl how are tou going to survive in the sahara
  832. [2017-05-17 17:47:53] <TheCountofCoucy> OMG
  833. [2017-05-17 17:48:10] <DoweedhYaa3qob> http://www.timesofisrael.com/can-vatican-display-shed-light-on-the-fate-of-the-menorah/
  834. [2017-05-17 17:48:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> mori roson arussi is with the pope
  835. [2017-05-17 17:48:21] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :O
  836. [2017-05-17 17:48:26] <DoweedhYaa3qob> javascript://
  837. [2017-05-17 17:48:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> http://cdn.timesofisrael.com/uploads/2016/01/Italy-Vatican-Jews_Horo-2-e1453049125508.jpg
  838. [2017-05-17 17:48:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> damn he looks old af
  839. [2017-05-17 17:48:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> greying beard now
  840. [2017-05-17 17:49:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> 70+ years old
  841. [2017-05-17 17:49:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> nebekh
  842. [2017-05-17 17:49:07] <littlestsquid> BACK
  843. [2017-05-17 17:49:17] <TheCountofCoucy> Good littlestsquid
  844. [2017-05-17 17:49:43] <DoweedhYaa3qob> welcome back littlestsquid
  845. [2017-05-17 17:49:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> everyone was worried about you
  846. [2017-05-17 17:49:54] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thought you mightve ran away
  847. [2017-05-17 17:49:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> scared
  848. [2017-05-17 17:49:58] <TheCountofCoucy> Hahahahaha wearing the tallis to look official
  849. [2017-05-17 17:50:20] <littlestsquid> im going thru the chat now
  850. [2017-05-17 17:50:21] <littlestsquid> and loling
  851. [2017-05-17 17:50:26] <littlestsquid> i mean internally loling
  852. [2017-05-17 17:50:31] <TheCountofCoucy> BH
  853. [2017-05-17 17:50:42] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: which middle aged woman's fb did u get those quotes from
  854. [2017-05-17 17:50:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> wearing the teimoni tallith
  855. [2017-05-17 17:50:52] <TheCountofCoucy> Which one is he
  856. [2017-05-17 17:50:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> with the hat
  857. [2017-05-17 17:51:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> hamburg
  858. [2017-05-17 17:51:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> he was the top student of mori qafih zl
  859. [2017-05-17 17:51:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> hes the chief rabbi of qiryath ono
  860. [2017-05-17 17:51:30] <littlestsquid> qiryath
  861. [2017-05-17 17:51:36] <littlestsquid> Quiryath
  862. [2017-05-17 17:51:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> he was running for chief safaradi rabbi
  863. [2017-05-17 17:51:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> but obv didnt get the vote
  864. [2017-05-17 17:51:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> he has to be all politically corrent
  865. [2017-05-17 17:51:59] <TheCountofCoucy> Wearing Ashkenazi hat?
  866. [2017-05-17 17:52:01] <littlestsquid> should i change my nick to qiryath
  867. [2017-05-17 17:52:04] <littlestsquid> im enamored
  868. [2017-05-17 17:52:09] <TheCountofCoucy> No
  869. [2017-05-17 17:52:10] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so his tashuvoth are a bit pc
  870. [2017-05-17 17:52:22] <TheCountofCoucy> Give me examples DoweedhYaa3qob
  871. [2017-05-17 17:52:27] <DoweedhYaa3qob> nein
  872. [2017-05-17 17:52:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> cant use my teimonim for your ashkanazi agendas
  873. [2017-05-17 17:52:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :OOOO
  874. [2017-05-17 17:52:40] <littlestsquid> <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid come move to bp ill take you out into the jungle streets and catch you a wild one
  875. [2017-05-17 17:52:45] <littlestsquid> but BP is gross
  876. [2017-05-17 17:52:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> wants a hassidisher
  877. [2017-05-17 17:52:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> bp gross
  878. [2017-05-17 17:52:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> pick 1
  879. [2017-05-17 17:53:06] <littlestsquid> ?!?!!?
  880. [2017-05-17 17:53:24] <littlestsquid> im running away to Eretz Avoseinu
  881. [2017-05-17 17:53:28] <littlestsquid> gonna snag a live one there
  882. [2017-05-17 17:53:30] <littlestsquid> dont need you
  883. [2017-05-17 17:53:31] <littlestsquid> or BP
  884. [2017-05-17 17:53:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> either you want a hosid or bp is gross
  885. [2017-05-17 17:53:38] <littlestsquid> or your sad american avodas hashem
  886. [2017-05-17 17:53:39] <DoweedhYaa3qob> cant have both ways
  887. [2017-05-17 17:53:43] <littlestsquid> yeah can
  888. [2017-05-17 17:53:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> nope
  889. [2017-05-17 17:53:46] <underikar> chap a slonimer
  890. [2017-05-17 17:53:48] <Pumpkino> this apple i delicious
  891. [2017-05-17 17:53:57] <littlestsquid> SLONNNNIMMMMMMM
  892. [2017-05-17 17:54:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> slonim opened a new shul across the street from my house
  893. [2017-05-17 17:54:06] <littlestsquid> imagine me walking into the Slonimer's Tish like
  894. [2017-05-17 17:54:12] <littlestsquid> AYYYYY IM HOME FAM!!!!!!!
  895. [2017-05-17 17:54:21] <DoweedhYaa3qob> kum arein mein block
  896. [2017-05-17 17:54:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> on shabbots
  897. [2017-05-17 17:54:26] <DoweedhYaa3qob> shabbos
  898. [2017-05-17 17:54:34] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and ill do the talking
  899. [2017-05-17 17:54:48] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: did he just ask me on a shabbos date y/n
  900. [2017-05-17 17:54:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yes and no
  901. [2017-05-17 17:55:00] <DoweedhYaa3qob> no and yes
  902. [2017-05-17 17:55:11] <DoweedhYaa3qob> they wont be scared of me wearing my pearly white jalabiyya
  903. [2017-05-17 17:55:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> they are used to it already
  904. [2017-05-17 17:55:35] <littlestsquid> YO when i was in sem i went to a place for shabbos and one of the guests wore "beged ivri"
  905. [2017-05-17 17:55:43] <littlestsquid> like a long white robe and what looked like a shluf koppel
  906. [2017-05-17 17:55:45] <littlestsquid> and tTHEN
  907. [2017-05-17 17:55:47] <littlestsquid> months later
  908. [2017-05-17 17:55:56] <littlestsquid> i was out with some friends and he walked by
  909. [2017-05-17 17:55:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i wear a long white robe
  910. [2017-05-17 17:55:58] <TheCountofCoucy> Littlestsquid no he wants to help you. He is genuinely caring.
  911. [2017-05-17 17:56:03] <littlestsquid> and all the girls were like who and what is that weirdo
  912. [2017-05-17 17:56:07] <littlestsquid> and i was like I KNOW HIM
  913. [2017-05-17 17:56:09] <littlestsquid> it was hilar
  914. [2017-05-17 17:56:17] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: should we do a shabbaton in BK
  915. [2017-05-17 17:56:21] <littlestsquid> fri night by you
  916. [2017-05-17 17:56:26] <littlestsquid> shab day by DoweedhYaa3qob
  917. [2017-05-17 17:56:43] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i live in bp TheCountofCoucy lives at the end of america
  918. [2017-05-17 17:56:43] <TheCountofCoucy> I'll ask the rebbe
  919. [2017-05-17 17:56:46] <littlestsquid> seuda shlishit by underikar
  920. [2017-05-17 17:56:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> he also lives at the edge of the world
  921. [2017-05-17 17:56:57] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob: its perf ill sleep at my sister
  922. [2017-05-17 17:56:58] <littlestsquid> in BP
  923. [2017-05-17 17:57:00] <littlestsquid> we'll walk
  924. [2017-05-17 17:57:04] <littlestsquid> we gots two feetsies
  925. [2017-05-17 17:57:05] <TheCountofCoucy> I live in BP DoweedhYaa3qob
  926. [2017-05-17 17:57:07] <littlestsquid> we can walk
  927. [2017-05-17 17:57:08] <littlestsquid> LETS DO IT
  928. [2017-05-17 17:57:10] <DoweedhYaa3qob> TheCountofCoucy you wish
  929. [2017-05-17 17:57:11] <littlestsquid> BP SHABBATON
  930. [2017-05-17 17:57:20] <TheCountofCoucy> I daven by mosholu
  931. [2017-05-17 17:57:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> who
  932. [2017-05-17 17:57:29] <littlestsquid> LETS DO IT
  933. [2017-05-17 17:57:29] <TheCountofCoucy> My rebbe
  934. [2017-05-17 17:57:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> no clue who that is
  935. [2017-05-17 17:57:41] <TheCountofCoucy> Google him
  936. [2017-05-17 17:57:51] <TheCountofCoucy> Mechutan with satmar
  937. [2017-05-17 17:58:00] <TheCountofCoucy> Son in law of kalev willi
  938. [2017-05-17 17:58:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> https://www.ou.org/news/chasidishe_cheder_the_mosholu_cheder_of_boro_park_visits_ou_kosher/
  939. [2017-05-17 17:58:29] <littlestsquid> PLS CAN WE DO IT
  940. [2017-05-17 17:58:30] <littlestsquid> PLS
  941. [2017-05-17 17:58:31] <littlestsquid> Pls
  942. [2017-05-17 17:58:32] <DoweedhYaa3qob> still dont know where he is
  943. [2017-05-17 17:58:32] <littlestsquid> ls
  944. [2017-05-17 17:58:33] <littlestsquid> p
  945. [2017-05-17 17:58:56] <littlestsquid> ill wear these shoes
  946. [2017-05-17 17:58:57] <littlestsquid> https://www.c21stores.com/products/burgundy-embroidered-velvet-pointed-toe-flat-mules?color=Real+Fur+Bordeaux&via=591210be69702d08a600c81d%2C591210cb69702d08a600c835
  947. [2017-05-17 17:59:03] <littlestsquid> ill get so many shidduchim
  948. [2017-05-17 17:59:09] <TheCountofCoucy> Gross
  949. [2017-05-17 17:59:11] <DoweedhYaa3qob> fancy shmancy
  950. [2017-05-17 17:59:15] <TheCountofCoucy> Disgusting
  951. [2017-05-17 17:59:27] <TheCountofCoucy> You need to dress tzinus
  952. [2017-05-17 17:59:34] <littlestsquid> wow
  953. [2017-05-17 17:59:35] <littlestsquid> rude
  954. [2017-05-17 17:59:41] <TheCountofCoucy> Not like a hot chanie
  955. [2017-05-17 17:59:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yea littlestsquid us walking together on shabbos is not tzinius
  956. [2017-05-17 17:59:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> or any day
  957. [2017-05-17 17:59:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> unless we hold hands
  958. [2017-05-17 17:59:55] <DoweedhYaa3qob> than its ok
  959. [2017-05-17 17:59:59] <TheCountofCoucy> Lolololol
  960. [2017-05-17 18:00:09] <TheCountofCoucy> Assur gamur
  961. [2017-05-17 18:00:10] <littlestsquid> Hashem actually
  962. [2017-05-17 18:00:20] <littlestsquid> came to me in a dream and said i am exempt from tznius
  963. [2017-05-17 18:00:24] <littlestsquid> thats why i look the way i do
  964. [2017-05-17 18:00:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> mamash a navua
  965. [2017-05-17 18:00:29] <TheCountofCoucy> Heretic
  966. [2017-05-17 18:00:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> how do you look the way you do
  967. [2017-05-17 18:00:39] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i didnt see you
  968. [2017-05-17 18:00:39] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  969. [2017-05-17 18:01:03] <littlestsquid> half shaved head 16 tattoos and a wrist piercing
  970. [2017-05-17 18:01:08] β†’ Qohelsey joined (uid146195@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-ncsacefbvikpygpa)
  971. [2017-05-17 18:01:09] <littlestsquid> only wear jorts and tank tops
  972. [2017-05-17 18:01:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> one yom kippur by day
  973. [2017-05-17 18:01:14] <TheCountofCoucy> Hey Qohelsey
  974. [2017-05-17 18:01:19] <Qohelsey> Hi
  975. [2017-05-17 18:01:23] <TheCountofCoucy> Missing all the fun
  976. [2017-05-17 18:01:24] <Qohelsey> TM just got back to me
  977. [2017-05-17 18:01:32] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i was walking from shul and i saw this one mother with her carriage standing outside of a shul
  978. [2017-05-17 18:01:35] <TheCountofCoucy> Littlestsquid is dating DoweedhYaa3qob
  979. [2017-05-17 18:01:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> with a miniskirt
  980. [2017-05-17 18:01:40] <Qohelsey> My chavrusa is a 70 old guy in Israel lol
  981. [2017-05-17 18:01:42] <TheCountofCoucy> I set it up
  982. [2017-05-17 18:01:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> that was tighter than my collar
  983. [2017-05-17 18:01:54] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: awk thought i was dating his zeide
  984. [2017-05-17 18:02:08] <TheCountofCoucy> Ha no
  985. [2017-05-17 18:02:13] <Qohelsey> TheCountofCoucy: pls, give me an update when swuid gets married
  986. [2017-05-17 18:02:20] <Qohelsey> I can't handle the tension
  987. [2017-05-17 18:02:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> wow
  988. [2017-05-17 18:02:52] <littlestsquid> one day i really will get married
  989. [2017-05-17 18:02:55] <TheCountofCoucy> I will try my best
  990. [2017-05-17 18:02:56] <littlestsquid> *(i assume)
  991. [2017-05-17 18:03:00] <littlestsquid> AND THEN YOULL ALL BE SORRY
  992. [2017-05-17 18:03:03] <Pumpkino> Qohelsey <3
  993. [2017-05-17 18:03:05] <Pumpkino> Aweome
  994. [2017-05-17 18:03:06] <littlestsquid> my husband will come and beat u guys up
  995. [2017-05-17 18:03:09] <Pumpkino> Which city?
  996. [2017-05-17 18:03:14] <TheCountofCoucy> Qohelsey great news
  997. [2017-05-17 18:03:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid caspar the ghost
  998. [2017-05-17 18:03:24] <TheCountofCoucy> How is his English?
  999. [2017-05-17 18:03:31] <Qohelsey> English speaker apparently.
  1000. [2017-05-17 18:03:34] <Qohelsey> Haven't spoken yet
  1001. [2017-05-17 18:03:41] <Qohelsey> The rabbi just called
  1002. [2017-05-17 18:03:57] <Qohelsey> Rabbi says he doesn't even know if the guy speaks Hebrew
  1003. [2017-05-17 18:03:59] <Qohelsey> Lol
  1004. [2017-05-17 18:04:05] <littlestsquid> yay
  1005. [2017-05-17 18:04:08] <TheCountofCoucy> So an American?
  1006. [2017-05-17 18:04:11] <Qohelsey> Probably
  1007. [2017-05-17 18:04:14] <TheCountofCoucy> That made aliyah
  1008. [2017-05-17 18:04:17] <Qohelsey> I imagine so
  1009. [2017-05-17 18:04:18] <TheCountofCoucy> Or a brit
  1010. [2017-05-17 18:04:50] <Qohelsey> He wants to do it at 9pm Israel time so I need to wake up at 11 lol
  1011. [2017-05-17 18:05:01] <TheCountofCoucy> Ummm wut
  1012. [2017-05-17 18:05:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you cant find a havrutho in la?
  1013. [2017-05-17 18:05:17] <DoweedhYaa3qob> learn with Pumpkino
  1014. [2017-05-17 18:05:20] <littlestsquid> havrutho
  1015. [2017-05-17 18:05:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> youll finish 1 page in 10 years
  1016. [2017-05-17 18:05:25] <littlestsquid> qiryath havrutho
  1017. [2017-05-17 18:05:26] <DoweedhYaa3qob> if that
  1018. [2017-05-17 18:05:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid come to my shul ill teach you how to pronounce properly
  1019. [2017-05-17 18:05:59] <Qohelsey> Qiryath Yoeil
  1020. [2017-05-17 18:06:08] <DoweedhYaa3qob> gross
  1021. [2017-05-17 18:06:17] <Pumpkino> Dweed stop insulting the BT
  1022. [2017-05-17 18:06:20] <Pumpkino> You're one too
  1023. [2017-05-17 18:06:29] <TheCountofCoucy> Ooooh snap
  1024. [2017-05-17 18:06:31] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i was like make a qiryath teimon for the teimonim
  1025. [2017-05-17 18:06:38] β†’ kvetching_ joined (uid222120@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-rfwmqlibkxypjljz)
  1026. [2017-05-17 18:06:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> instead of forcing them to be satmarim
  1027. [2017-05-17 18:06:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and the drunk satmar yungerman said i agree
  1028. [2017-05-17 18:06:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> but no one will listen to us
  1029. [2017-05-17 18:06:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  1030. [2017-05-17 18:06:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> what bt
  1031. [2017-05-17 18:07:00] <DoweedhYaa3qob> whos a bt
  1032. [2017-05-17 18:07:17] <Pumpkino> I thought you were
  1033. [2017-05-17 18:07:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> who are you talking about
  1034. [2017-05-17 18:07:23] <Pumpkino> Didn't you say it before?
  1035. [2017-05-17 18:07:23] <TheCountofCoucy> Hi kvetching
  1036. [2017-05-17 18:07:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yea i am
  1037. [2017-05-17 18:07:32] <littlestsquid> alternate proposal:
  1038. [2017-05-17 18:07:38] <DoweedhYaa3qob> who am i making fun of?
  1039. [2017-05-17 18:07:41] <kvetching_> Hi
  1040. [2017-05-17 18:07:45] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob is a ex-KGB officer in a moscow basement
  1041. [2017-05-17 18:07:46] <Pumpkino> Nevermind...
  1042. [2017-05-17 18:07:46] <underikar> Yourself?
  1043. [2017-05-17 18:07:50] <littlestsquid> tryna track down Joos
  1044. [2017-05-17 18:07:58] <littlestsquid> despite the collapse of the soviet union in 1991
  1045. [2017-05-17 18:07:58] <DoweedhYaa3qob> Pumpkino stop budding into the conversation with dumb remarks
  1046. [2017-05-17 18:08:04] <littlestsquid> he is still loyal to the regime
  1047. [2017-05-17 18:08:06] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/oXW1uwhX/IMG-20170517-WA0058.jpg
  1048. [2017-05-17 18:08:07] <Pumpkino> Ok...
  1049. [2017-05-17 18:08:09] <littlestsquid> still tryna make some arrests
  1050. [2017-05-17 18:08:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid that is 100% accurate
  1051. [2017-05-17 18:08:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you caught me
  1052. [2017-05-17 18:08:28] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/IGEhRql9/IMG-20170517-WA0060.jpg
  1053. [2017-05-17 18:08:32] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i am very loyal
  1054. [2017-05-17 18:09:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> off to the gulags
  1055. [2017-05-17 18:09:05] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :O
  1056. [2017-05-17 18:09:28] <littlestsquid> qiryath gulag
  1057. [2017-05-17 18:09:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> julagh
  1058. [2017-05-17 18:10:11] <DoweedhYaa3qob> littlestsquid what client were you talking to
  1059. [2017-05-17 18:10:12] <littlestsquid> nice
  1060. [2017-05-17 18:10:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> hmmm hmmm
  1061. [2017-05-17 18:10:23] <littlestsquid> DoweedhYaa3qob: i work in black market pharma
  1062. [2017-05-17 18:10:23] <DoweedhYaa3qob> what you selling
  1063. [2017-05-17 18:10:24] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Av8XoK94/IMG-20170517-WA0064.jpg
  1064. [2017-05-17 18:10:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> oh my
  1065. [2017-05-17 18:10:34] <littlestsquid> hes looking for a kidney from a asian-american female
  1066. [2017-05-17 18:10:41] <littlestsquid> i can hook him up
  1067. [2017-05-17 18:10:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> certainly you can
  1068. [2017-05-17 18:10:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> Pumpkino is an an asian american female
  1069. [2017-05-17 18:11:05] <DoweedhYaa3qob> when she goes to sleep tonight you know what to do
  1070. [2017-05-17 18:11:17] <Pumpkino> ...
  1071. [2017-05-17 18:11:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its whats best for business Pumpkino
  1072. [2017-05-17 18:11:33] <DoweedhYaa3qob> no hard feelings
  1073. [2017-05-17 18:11:54] <Pumpkino> Ok
  1074. [2017-05-17 18:11:55] <DoweedhYaa3qob> your kidney will feed us all for a year
  1075. [2017-05-17 18:11:58] <littlestsquid> Pumpkino: ill cut you 12%
  1076. [2017-05-17 18:12:00] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats good living
  1077. [2017-05-17 18:12:05] <littlestsquid> andddd u have two kidneys remember
  1078. [2017-05-17 18:12:06] <Pumpkino> Thank you squid
  1079. [2017-05-17 18:12:15] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yea you have 2 kidneys Pumpkino
  1080. [2017-05-17 18:12:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> what do you need them for
  1081. [2017-05-17 18:12:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> we have a lovely bunch here
  1082. [2017-05-17 18:12:59] <DoweedhYaa3qob> bh
  1083. [2017-05-17 18:13:05] <DoweedhYaa3qob> lovely and lively
  1084. [2017-05-17 18:13:09] <Pumpkino> Oh idk...just for fundamental biological needs
  1085. [2017-05-17 18:13:24] <underikar> i know someone that has 3 kidneys
  1086. [2017-05-17 18:13:27] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you arent a biologist you dont need them
  1087. [2017-05-17 18:13:31] <Pumpkino> Lol
  1088. [2017-05-17 18:13:37] <Pumpkino> Wow underikar
  1089. [2017-05-17 18:13:43] <Pumpkino> :O
  1090. [2017-05-17 18:13:44] <littlestsquid> someone i know was born with one big one
  1091. [2017-05-17 18:14:00] <underikar> but she's still afraid to donate one
  1092. [2017-05-17 18:14:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> my grandma was in the nursing home she had altzheimers
  1093. [2017-05-17 18:14:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> some old dude came into the room carrying 3 shoes
  1094. [2017-05-17 18:14:19] <DoweedhYaa3qob> my grandma asked why does he have 3 shoes
  1095. [2017-05-17 18:14:23] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i told her he has 3 feet
  1096. [2017-05-17 18:14:27] <DoweedhYaa3qob> she was like oh ok that make sense
  1097. [2017-05-17 18:14:32] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  1098. [2017-05-17 18:14:35] <underikar> ermmmm
  1099. [2017-05-17 18:14:38] <Pumpkino> ...
  1100. [2017-05-17 18:14:42] β€” Pumpkino cringes
  1101. [2017-05-17 18:14:42] <littlestsquid> uh
  1102. [2017-05-17 18:14:50] <DoweedhYaa3qob> it was funny in the moment ok
  1103. [2017-05-17 18:14:58] <Pumpkino> hilarious
  1104. [2017-05-17 18:15:04] <underikar> its actually still funny
  1105. [2017-05-17 18:15:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> everyone in my family repeats that story at least twice a year
  1106. [2017-05-17 18:15:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> for good laughs
  1107. [2017-05-17 18:15:25] <underikar> but wth
  1108. [2017-05-17 18:15:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> we were on the topic of 3 body parts
  1109. [2017-05-17 18:15:37] <littlestsquid> i have so many questions
  1110. [2017-05-17 18:15:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so yea
  1111. [2017-05-17 18:15:45] <littlestsquid> why did he have 3 shoes, lmaaseh
  1112. [2017-05-17 18:16:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i think he had altzheimers too and he wanted to sell us 1 shoe
  1113. [2017-05-17 18:16:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> it was 3 different kind of shoes oto
  1114. [2017-05-17 18:16:10] <DoweedhYaa3qob> 1 of each rofl
  1115. [2017-05-17 18:16:17] <underikar> אויף א ΧžΧ’Χ©Χ” Χ€Χ¨Χ’Χ’Χ˜ מגן Χ Χ™Χ©Χ˜ Χ§Χ™Χ™ΧŸ Χ§Χ©Χ™Χ•Χͺ
  1116. [2017-05-17 18:16:24] <littlestsquid> anyhoo
  1117. [2017-05-17 18:16:27] <littlestsquid> bye
  1118. [2017-05-17 18:16:29] <littlestsquid> so long
  1119. [2017-05-17 18:16:30] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you can ask me any kasha you want
  1120. [2017-05-17 18:16:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> dont be a stranger
  1121. [2017-05-17 18:16:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ring the door bell before you come in so i know its you
  1122. [2017-05-17 18:17:12] <underikar> why does everyone else just barge in?
  1123. [2017-05-17 18:17:20] <DoweedhYaa3qob> because the door is open
  1124. [2017-05-17 18:17:27] <DoweedhYaa3qob> but she needs to be a gutte meidel with manners
  1125. [2017-05-17 18:17:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and ring theb ell
  1126. [2017-05-17 18:17:32] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats how i know its her
  1127. [2017-05-17 18:17:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> since everyone else barges in she will be the except
  1128. [2017-05-17 18:17:55] <DoweedhYaa3qob> tion
  1129. [2017-05-17 18:18:13] <TheCountofCoucy> Oh OK makes sense
  1130. [2017-05-17 18:18:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :)
  1131. [2017-05-17 18:18:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> theres a sign on my door " Pumpkino and other horses not allowed in"
  1132. [2017-05-17 18:19:08] <Pumpkino> Lol ok
  1133. [2017-05-17 18:19:12] <TheCountofCoucy> She is a horse 🐴?
  1134. [2017-05-17 18:19:14] <DoweedhYaa3qob> loshad
  1135. [2017-05-17 18:19:17] <TheCountofCoucy> Ooooh I chap
  1136. [2017-05-17 18:19:26] <TheCountofCoucy> A horse wink πŸ˜‰
  1137. [2017-05-17 18:19:34] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ;)
  1138. [2017-05-17 18:19:54] <Pumpkino> I'd rather be a horse than an obese transArab
  1139. [2017-05-17 18:19:57] <Pumpkino> :)
  1140. [2017-05-17 18:20:00] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ;)
  1141. [2017-05-17 18:20:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ;)
  1142. [2017-05-17 18:20:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ;)
  1143. [2017-05-17 18:20:05] <TheCountofCoucy> πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
  1144. [2017-05-17 18:20:07] <TheCountofCoucy> πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
  1145. [2017-05-17 18:20:12] <TheCountofCoucy> πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
  1146. [2017-05-17 18:20:32] <TheCountofCoucy> πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜πŸ΄πŸ‘ŒπŸ’©πŸ˜‡πŸ™πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜—πŸ˜­πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜†πŸ˜―β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‡πŸ™ƒπŸ‘§πŸ‘΅πŸ˜ΎπŸ˜«πŸ™„πŸ€•πŸ˜«πŸ˜‰πŸ˜…
  1147. [2017-05-17 18:20:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> πŸ‘Œ 100%
  1148. [2017-05-17 18:21:22] <DoweedhYaa3qob> Pumpkino did you read your astrology
  1149. [2017-05-17 18:21:23] <DoweedhYaa3qob> astronomy
  1150. [2017-05-17 18:21:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> astrolobe
  1151. [2017-05-17 18:21:36] <DoweedhYaa3qob> astronaut
  1152. [2017-05-17 18:21:49] <Pumpkino> No I am not done yet--and it's astronomy
  1153. [2017-05-17 18:21:51] <TheCountofCoucy> A strong man
  1154. [2017-05-17 18:21:51] <Pumpkino> astrology is BS
  1155. [2017-05-17 18:21:59] <DoweedhYaa3qob> wow
  1156. [2017-05-17 18:22:00] <DoweedhYaa3qob> racist
  1157. [2017-05-17 18:22:22] <Pumpkino> My professor is a Hungarian Jew :)
  1158. [2017-05-17 18:22:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> woooooooooow
  1159. [2017-05-17 18:22:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> racist
  1160. [2017-05-17 18:22:34] <Pumpkino> He's secular though :(
  1161. [2017-05-17 18:22:39] <Pumpkino> He is from Hungary
  1162. [2017-05-17 18:22:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> does he speak hungarian
  1163. [2017-05-17 18:22:46] <Pumpkino> he moved when he was 11ish
  1164. [2017-05-17 18:22:48] <Pumpkino> Yes
  1165. [2017-05-17 18:22:50] <DoweedhYaa3qob> does he eat gulash everyday
  1166. [2017-05-17 18:22:53] <Pumpkino> I doubt it
  1167. [2017-05-17 18:23:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats racist to doubt such a thing
  1168. [2017-05-17 18:23:31] <DoweedhYaa3qob> not gonna lie
  1169. [2017-05-17 18:23:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> gonna have to report you to the racist police
  1170. [2017-05-17 18:23:59] <TheCountofCoucy> Pc police
  1171. [2017-05-17 18:24:03] <Pumpkino> Ok
  1172. [2017-05-17 18:24:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> stop talking to me
  1173. [2017-05-17 18:24:44] <TheCountofCoucy> πŸ‘²
  1174. [2017-05-17 18:24:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> dont like you
  1175. [2017-05-17 18:25:02] <TheCountofCoucy> Does anyone
  1176. [2017-05-17 18:25:10] <DoweedhYaa3qob> oh noes :(
  1177. [2017-05-17 18:25:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> why say that
  1178. [2017-05-17 18:25:16] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats racist
  1179. [2017-05-17 18:25:23] <DoweedhYaa3qob> animalphone
  1180. [2017-05-17 18:25:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> phobe
  1181. [2017-05-17 18:25:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> A respected analyst reports that last week's T-bill rate at 6% is lower than the rate for the preceding week and lower than the average for the past month. Which of the following is TRUE?
  1182. [2017-05-17 18:25:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> nu nu
  1183. [2017-05-17 18:25:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> zog mir vos is the eitze
  1184. [2017-05-17 18:26:38] <TheCountofCoucy> What are the choices
  1185. [2017-05-17 18:27:50] <TheCountofCoucy> Nu nu old old
  1186. [2017-05-17 18:29:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> A) Investors are paying less for T-bills.
  1187. [2017-05-17 18:29:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> B) Investors are paying more for T-bills.
  1188. [2017-05-17 18:29:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> C) Prices are descending.
  1189. [2017-05-17 18:29:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> D) The general level of interest rates is increasing.
  1190. [2017-05-17 18:30:15] <TheCountofCoucy> Pumpkino what do you think
  1191. [2017-05-17 18:32:13] <Pumpkino> B?
  1192. [2017-05-17 18:32:14] <Pumpkino> Idk
  1193. [2017-05-17 18:32:19] <Pumpkino> Brb
  1194. [2017-05-17 18:32:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> why b
  1195. [2017-05-17 18:34:31] <TheCountofCoucy> I think it is D
  1196. [2017-05-17 18:36:51] <Pumpkino> "When the rate is lower, the price has gone up; this means investors are paying more as interest rates are going down." Reference: 1.2.7.3 in the License Exam Manual.
  1197. [2017-05-17 18:36:54] <Pumpkino> Lol
  1198. [2017-05-17 18:37:40] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wCeAg7e2/Screenshot_20170517-183724.png
  1199. [2017-05-17 18:37:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> Pumpkino thank you for googling the answer
  1200. [2017-05-17 18:37:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> good job
  1201. [2017-05-17 18:37:58] <Pumpkino> Np
  1202. [2017-05-17 18:38:01] <Pumpkino> At ur service
  1203. [2017-05-17 18:38:07] <TheCountofCoucy> It is D
  1204. [2017-05-17 18:38:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> d on your question is b on mine
  1205. [2017-05-17 18:38:35] <Pumpkino> It's B
  1206. [2017-05-17 18:38:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> its google
  1207. [2017-05-17 18:38:41] <Pumpkino> Yes
  1208. [2017-05-17 18:38:43] <Pumpkino> It's B
  1209. [2017-05-17 18:38:57] <TheCountofCoucy> Damn you quizlet
  1210. [2017-05-17 18:39:20] <Pumpkino> the explanation I found was through Quizlet too
  1211. [2017-05-17 18:40:43] <TheCountofCoucy> My brain froze
  1212. [2017-05-17 18:40:48] <TheCountofCoucy> I am stupid
  1213. [2017-05-17 18:40:58] <TheCountofCoucy> 6:38 PM <DoweedhYaa3qob> d on your question is b on mine
  1214. [2017-05-17 18:41:06] <TheCountofCoucy> I just chapped
  1215. [2017-05-17 18:41:14] <DoweedhYaa3qob> good morning america
  1216. [2017-05-17 18:41:24] <TheCountofCoucy> I am so sleep deprived
  1217. [2017-05-17 18:42:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you must go to bed and never return
  1218. [2017-05-17 18:42:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> take a wild journey
  1219. [2017-05-17 18:42:43] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and end up on the other side of the mattress
  1220. [2017-05-17 18:42:47] <DoweedhYaa3qob> under neath your bed
  1221. [2017-05-17 18:42:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> or someone elses bed
  1222. [2017-05-17 18:44:10] <TheCountofCoucy> Sounds like a good idea
  1223. [2017-05-17 18:44:14] <TheCountofCoucy> But later
  1224. [2017-05-17 18:44:28] <TheCountofCoucy> First I have to finish class
  1225. [2017-05-17 18:44:35] <TheCountofCoucy> Then finish my project
  1226. [2017-05-17 18:44:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> 7 a zeiger and you are still in class
  1227. [2017-05-17 18:44:44] <DoweedhYaa3qob> terrible
  1228. [2017-05-17 18:45:05] <TheCountofCoucy> I know πŸ˜₯
  1229. [2017-05-17 18:45:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> longest i stayed in bkc was 9pm studying with my friend for finals
  1230. [2017-05-17 18:45:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> and it was a off day finals week
  1231. [2017-05-17 18:45:43] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i didnt study lol
  1232. [2017-05-17 18:45:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i came later just to pick him up and talk
  1233. [2017-05-17 18:45:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :))))
  1234. [2017-05-17 18:45:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> was in the library
  1235. [2017-05-17 18:46:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> then we walked home at night
  1236. [2017-05-17 18:46:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> the back of bkc by the football fields
  1237. [2017-05-17 18:46:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so weird
  1238. [2017-05-17 18:46:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> the entrance exit there
  1239. [2017-05-17 18:47:40] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Wfh0A4M7/payattamerica_2.0_1516993972983394098_2028117454.jpg
  1240. [2017-05-17 18:49:26] <DoweedhYaa3qob> https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18527643_10155158323135449_998059040364431979_n.jpg?oh=85a30381473c5f4942602a8887e47961&oe=59769F30
  1241. [2017-05-17 18:49:31] <DoweedhYaa3qob> aerosmith
  1242. [2017-05-17 18:49:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> wearing a nice jalabiyya
  1243. [2017-05-17 18:49:57] <TheCountofCoucy> Who?
  1244. [2017-05-17 18:50:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> song singer
  1245. [2017-05-17 18:50:06] <TheCountofCoucy> I recognize the old man
  1246. [2017-05-17 18:50:14] <DoweedhYaa3qob> my uncle
  1247. [2017-05-17 18:50:47] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/GuqOxOK9/thankyouhashem__1516889869963383815_1599485023.jpg
  1248. [2017-05-17 18:51:02] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/jPjOKPNi/theyoel_1514981131854198336_51640985.jpg
  1249. [2017-05-17 18:51:14] <DoweedhYaa3qob> what ie hs doing
  1250. [2017-05-17 18:51:16] <DoweedhYaa3qob> is he
  1251. [2017-05-17 18:51:24] <TheCountofCoucy> Shooting Pumpkino
  1252. [2017-05-17 18:51:29] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :)
  1253. [2017-05-17 18:51:48] <Pumpkino> lol wth
  1254. [2017-05-17 18:53:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> why arent you reading
  1255. [2017-05-17 18:53:42] <DoweedhYaa3qob> because ferds cant read
  1256. [2017-05-17 18:53:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :)
  1257. [2017-05-17 18:53:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :)
  1258. [2017-05-17 18:53:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :)
  1259. [2017-05-17 18:54:24] <TheCountofCoucy> lipa is so weird https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/VGOmXY68/lipa_schmeltzer_1517007318443740052_1597427250.jpg
  1260. [2017-05-17 18:54:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> he got 10 different life threatening diseases doing that
  1261. [2017-05-17 18:54:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> caught
  1262. [2017-05-17 18:55:43] <TheCountofCoucy> The guy in the pic is brothers with the bow and arrow guy
  1263. [2017-05-17 18:56:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ale mashua in gansen
  1264. [2017-05-17 18:56:15] <TheCountofCoucy> Nikolsburg Monsey
  1265. [2017-05-17 18:57:13] <littlestsquid> Hmm
  1266. [2017-05-17 18:57:22] <littlestsquid> This chat did not improve in my absence
  1267. [2017-05-17 18:57:32] <DoweedhYaa3qob> keeping it cozy for you
  1268. [2017-05-17 18:58:14] <littlestsquid> Shkoiach
  1269. [2017-05-17 18:58:30] <DoweedhYaa3qob> no reason to thank me i didnt lift anything heavy
  1270. [2017-05-17 18:58:53] <TheCountofCoucy> You are carrying all of klal yisroel
  1271. [2017-05-17 18:59:08] <DoweedhYaa3qob> i got the whole world in my hand
  1272. [2017-05-17 19:01:30] <TheCountofCoucy> Carefully lower it
  1273. [2017-05-17 19:02:54] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/SejZeIgg/IMG-20170517-WA0074.jpg
  1274. [2017-05-17 19:03:38] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ill pass it to you go catch
  1275. [2017-05-17 19:04:30] β€” littlestsquid fumbles
  1276. [2017-05-17 19:04:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you just shattered the world into small pieces :/
  1277. [2017-05-17 19:05:06] <littlestsquid> Wow cry
  1278. [2017-05-17 19:05:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> glue it back together or something
  1279. [2017-05-17 19:05:40] <DoweedhYaa3qob> lick the pieces and stick them together
  1280. [2017-05-17 19:05:51] <littlestsquid> You do it
  1281. [2017-05-17 19:06:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you got butter fingers you broke it not me
  1282. [2017-05-17 19:06:29] <littlestsquid> Tiqqun Haoqam
  1283. [2017-05-17 19:06:38] <DoweedhYaa3qob> @_@
  1284. [2017-05-17 19:06:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ok ok i throw it so its my fault too
  1285. [2017-05-17 19:06:51] <DoweedhYaa3qob> 50/50
  1286. [2017-05-17 19:06:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> we lick the pieces together
  1287. [2017-05-17 19:07:05] <littlestsquid> Thiqqun Chaloqam
  1288. [2017-05-17 19:07:08] <littlestsquid> How's my spelling
  1289. [2017-05-17 19:07:09] <TheCountofCoucy> πŸ™ƒ
  1290. [2017-05-17 19:07:18] <TheCountofCoucy> ☺️
  1291. [2017-05-17 19:07:19] <DoweedhYaa3qob> beautiful mamash
  1292. [2017-05-17 19:07:38] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/mTVx0fDp/IMG_20170516_005612.jpg
  1293. [2017-05-17 19:08:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> extra kalt
  1294. [2017-05-17 19:08:06] <DoweedhYaa3qob> with a ice cherry on top
  1295. [2017-05-17 19:08:16] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/kkYiaNmj/IMG_20170517_190547.jpg
  1296. [2017-05-17 19:08:38] <DoweedhYaa3qob> :(
  1297. [2017-05-17 19:09:00] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/QwwAHX2o/IMG-20170517-WA0075.jpg
  1298. [2017-05-17 19:09:42] <TheCountofCoucy> πŸ€”
  1299. [2017-05-17 19:09:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yidden cant drive anyway
  1300. [2017-05-17 19:10:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> aliyohu hanovi takes the wheel for us
  1301. [2017-05-17 19:11:46] <DoweedhYaa3qob> https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/neckbeard-thinking-emoji-58df0940240fa.jpeg
  1302. [2017-05-17 19:11:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> a lubab
  1303. [2017-05-17 19:13:01] <DoweedhYaa3qob> https://akphoto4.ask.fm/298/206/182/-9996980-1th9829-iq2s221obkg36fp/original/avatar.jpg
  1304. [2017-05-17 19:14:08] <DoweedhYaa3qob> https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/1UCqC6E8YntSMsDAj9rJBiVZkw0/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2017/02/06/925/n/1922507/8b9df5695898e6f1e25586.24223435_edit_img_image_16516765_1486411880/i/What-Roll-Safe-Thinking-Meme.jpg
  1305. [2017-05-17 19:14:19] <DoweedhYaa3qob> really makes me think
  1306. [2017-05-17 19:15:53] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/3tkAESe9/1495062747.jpg
  1307. [2017-05-17 19:16:09] <DoweedhYaa3qob> thats you?
  1308. [2017-05-17 19:16:37] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/6LTcrkAO/1495062853.jpg
  1309. [2017-05-17 19:16:46] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/QTiyvkFz/1495062822.jpg
  1310. [2017-05-17 19:16:48] <DoweedhYaa3qob> that you?
  1311. [2017-05-17 19:16:54] <DoweedhYaa3qob> that you?
  1312. [2017-05-17 19:18:44] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/Gsp4uwij/1495063064.jpg
  1313. [2017-05-17 19:18:52] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/AVyNyC7O/1495063085.jpg
  1314. [2017-05-17 19:19:01] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XPcsZrJi/1495063095.jpg
  1315. [2017-05-17 19:19:10] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/ZFNN55o7/1495063102.jpg
  1316. [2017-05-17 19:23:39] β†’ Nutellism joined (uid228250@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-szcxopdnzvkmflcz)
  1317. [2017-05-17 19:25:33] <DoweedhYaa3qob> go study Pumpkino
  1318. [2017-05-17 19:25:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> stop talking already
  1319. [2017-05-17 19:25:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> gosh
  1320. [2017-05-17 19:27:07] <Pumpkino> I am....
  1321. [2017-05-17 19:27:15] <Pumpkino> That's why I'm not talking...
  1322. [2017-05-17 19:27:39] <DoweedhYaa3qob> someone find a muzzle
  1323. [2017-05-17 20:58:04] <Pumpkino> Shut up
  1324. [2017-05-17 20:58:27] <TheCountofCoucy> ^
  1325. [2017-05-17 21:00:55] <DoweedhYaa3qob> v
  1326. [2017-05-17 21:06:34] <DoweedhYaa3qob> >
  1327. [2017-05-17 21:06:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> <
  1328. [2017-05-17 21:07:06] <TheCountofCoucy> olol
  1329. [2017-05-17 21:12:44] ⇐ Pumpkino quit (3288f591@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.50.136.245.145): Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
  1330. [2017-05-17 21:17:06] ⇐ kvetching_ quit (uid222120@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-rfwmqlibkxypjljz): Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
  1331. [2017-05-17 21:25:11] β†’ Pumpkino joined (3288f591@gateway/web/cgi-irc/kiwiirc.com/ip.50.136.245.145)
  1332. [2017-05-17 21:31:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> Pumpkino put a lid on it
  1333. [2017-05-17 21:33:22] <Pumpkino> Shut up you ugly morbidly obese hog
  1334. [2017-05-17 21:35:28] <DoweedhYaa3qob> who are you talking to?
  1335. [2017-05-17 21:35:38] <Pumpkino> You
  1336. [2017-05-17 21:35:49] <TheCountofCoucy> heh
  1337. [2017-05-17 21:35:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> ?
  1338. [2017-05-17 21:35:56] <DoweedhYaa3qob> why would you say that
  1339. [2017-05-17 21:36:00] <Pumpkino> Idk
  1340. [2017-05-17 21:36:05] <DoweedhYaa3qob> spontaneously out of no where
  1341. [2017-05-17 21:37:28] <Pumpkino> Listen to me
  1342. [2017-05-17 21:37:35] <Pumpkino> I will shove a knife down your nostril
  1343. [2017-05-17 21:37:38] <Pumpkino> nostil--singular
  1344. [2017-05-17 21:37:46] <Pumpkino> because I'll slice the other one off beforehand
  1345. [2017-05-17 21:37:48] <Pumpkino> :)
  1346. [2017-05-17 21:37:54] <Pumpkino> nostril*
  1347. [2017-05-17 21:38:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> but my nostrol goes up not down
  1348. [2017-05-17 21:38:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> nostrul
  1349. [2017-05-17 21:38:13] <DoweedhYaa3qob> nostryl
  1350. [2017-05-17 21:38:16] <Pumpkino> I'll make it go down :)
  1351. [2017-05-17 21:38:21] <DoweedhYaa3qob> good thanks
  1352. [2017-05-17 21:38:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> appreciate it
  1353. [2017-05-17 21:38:40] <Pumpkino> :)
  1354. [2017-05-17 21:38:54] <DoweedhYaa3qob> puy your smile where it belongs
  1355. [2017-05-17 21:38:57] <DoweedhYaa3qob> put
  1356. [2017-05-17 21:39:03] <Pumpkino> Shut your mouse
  1357. [2017-05-17 21:39:35] <DoweedhYaa3qob> yadhidhi ro3i maqimi
  1358. [2017-05-17 21:52:18] <littlestsquid> <Pumpkino> I'll make it go down :)
  1359. [2017-05-17 21:52:20] <littlestsquid> amazing
  1360. [2017-05-17 21:52:21] <littlestsquid> terrifying
  1361. [2017-05-17 21:52:31] <Pumpkino> Thank you xD
  1362. [2017-05-17 21:52:45] <DoweedhYaa3qob> dont encourage her shenanigans please
  1363. [2017-05-17 21:57:24] <DoweedhYaa3qob> all the girls in this channel are ganging up on me and trying to disfigure my body :(
  1364. [2017-05-17 21:57:31] <DoweedhYaa3qob> one wants my nostril another wants my kidney
  1365. [2017-05-17 21:57:38] <DoweedhYaa3qob> is this what marriage is like
  1366. [2017-05-17 21:57:49] <DoweedhYaa3qob> include the mother in law and shell want your head
  1367. [2017-05-17 21:57:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> as a trophy piece
  1368. [2017-05-17 22:00:22] <Pumpkino> You can't disfigure what already is disfigured
  1369. [2017-05-17 22:00:28] <Pumpkino> We're being nice and trying to improve it :)
  1370. [2017-05-17 22:00:52] <DoweedhYaa3qob> savage
  1371. [2017-05-17 22:02:09] <Pumpkino> Yes
  1372. [2017-05-17 22:02:25] <Pumpkino> :)
  1373. [2017-05-17 22:02:33] <Pumpkino> Are you into Chechen music at all?
  1374. [2017-05-17 22:02:53] <DoweedhYaa3qob> just taht one chick
  1375. [2017-05-17 22:03:02] <DoweedhYaa3qob> vada day lala lay
  1376. [2017-05-17 22:03:03] <DoweedhYaa3qob> rofl
  1377. [2017-05-17 22:03:05] <Pumpkino> Lol
  1378. [2017-05-17 22:03:06] <Pumpkino> xD
  1379. [2017-05-17 22:03:10] <Pumpkino> Good song
  1380. [2017-05-17 22:03:12] <DoweedhYaa3qob> not funny stop laughing
  1381. [2017-05-17 22:03:19] <Pumpkino> Don't tell me what to do
  1382. [2017-05-17 22:03:22] <Pumpkino> Imbecile
  1383. [2017-05-17 22:03:25] <DoweedhYaa3qob> peon
  1384. [2017-05-17 22:03:32] <Pumpkino> That's you.
  1385. [2017-05-17 22:03:37] <DoweedhYaa3qob> you first
  1386. [2017-05-17 22:04:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWoOxwP4voQ
  1387. [2017-05-17 22:13:26] <Pumpkino> These are so ugly
  1388. [2017-05-17 22:14:04] <DoweedhYaa3qob> so is your face
  1389. [2017-05-17 22:18:47] * Pumpkino β†’ ArmoredChink
  1390. [2017-05-17 22:20:09] * ArmoredChink β†’ NiggardlyBaby
  1391. [2017-05-17 22:20:09] * DoweedhYaa3qob β†’ ReiimAhuvim
  1392. [2017-05-17 22:20:32] * NiggardlyBaby β†’ Shaniqua
  1393. [2017-05-17 22:22:21] <ReiimAhuvim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHkX55XRzYM
  1394. [2017-05-17 22:28:44] * TheCountofCoucy β†’ Boredgame
  1395. [2017-05-17 22:30:21] <ReiimAhuvim> hothon wa khallo jillo wa rino ahavo wa ahwo sholom wa reiov
  1396. [2017-05-17 22:34:11] * Boredgame β†’ TheCountofCoucy
  1397. [2017-05-17 22:41:13] <ReiimAhuvim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xdv6DNVfAhA
  1398. [2017-05-17 22:42:00] <TheCountofCoucy> yawn
  1399. [2017-05-17 22:42:18] <ReiimAhuvim> pfft
  1400. [2017-05-17 22:42:27] <ReiimAhuvim> go listen to your hungarians eating gulash
  1401. [2017-05-17 22:46:24] <TheCountofCoucy> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TNjB7UZo/IMG-20170517-WA0110.jpg
  1402. [2017-05-17 22:46:32] <TheCountofCoucy> Perfect for you
  1403. [2017-05-17 22:46:48] <TheCountofCoucy> And it has mizrachi...
  1404. [2017-05-17 22:47:43] <ReiimAhuvim> mizrahi is an am ho oras jamur
  1405. [2017-05-17 22:53:31] <ReiimAhuvim> Kraps and i went to a mizrahi shiur on nittel nakht one of the years that past
  1406. [2017-05-17 22:53:46] <ReiimAhuvim> dudes is a hillul hashsheim
  1407. [2017-05-17 22:53:48] <ReiimAhuvim> living breathing
  1408. [2017-05-17 22:54:17] <Kraps> i dont think i did
  1409. [2017-05-17 22:54:24] <ReiimAhuvim> you did
  1410. [2017-05-17 22:54:28] <ReiimAhuvim> you sat in front of me
  1411. [2017-05-17 22:54:31] <ReiimAhuvim> front row
  1412. [2017-05-17 22:54:37] <Kraps> it wasnt misrachi
  1413. [2017-05-17 22:54:41] <ReiimAhuvim> it was
  1414. [2017-05-17 22:54:47] <ReiimAhuvim> he came 10 hours late
  1415. [2017-05-17 22:54:56] <ReiimAhuvim> and it was bitter freezing cold out
  1416. [2017-05-17 22:55:10] <ReiimAhuvim> a hosid spoke before him
  1417. [2017-05-17 22:55:40] <ReiimAhuvim> it was at georgies second floor
  1418. [2017-05-17 22:58:32] <Kraps> i dont remember mizrachi
  1419. [2017-05-17 22:58:57] <ReiimAhuvim> because he has nothing good to say
  1420. [2017-05-17 22:59:03] <ReiimAhuvim> am ho oras
  1421. [2017-05-17 23:03:43] <ReiimAhuvim> littlestsquid you go to any shiurim?
  1422. [2017-05-17 23:04:01] <ReiimAhuvim> Shaniqua listens to my shiurim :)
  1423. [2017-05-17 23:29:00] <ReiimAhuvim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2hqRv7Nqlk
  1424. [2017-05-17 23:42:33] <littlestsquid> TheCountofCoucy: i said no to the bobover
  1425. [2017-05-17 23:42:36] <littlestsquid> actually it was hilarious
  1426. [2017-05-17 23:42:38] <littlestsquid> wheres underikar
  1427. [2017-05-17 23:42:47] <littlestsquid> so this big bobover shadchan called, right
  1428. [2017-05-17 23:42:55] <littlestsquid> and my mom was all stressed how she was going to say no to him
  1429. [2017-05-17 23:43:05] <littlestsquid> and she finally was like well this is what my daughters like...
  1430. [2017-05-17 23:43:11] <littlestsquid> and he was like oh yeah not bobov
  1431. [2017-05-17 23:43:13] <littlestsquid> BOOM
  1432. [2017-05-17 23:43:46] <TheCountofCoucy> yeah you are not bobov
  1433. [2017-05-17 23:43:52] <TheCountofCoucy> not chassidish either
  1434. [2017-05-17 23:44:00] <littlestsquid> so tru
  1435. [2017-05-17 23:44:01] <littlestsquid> what am i
  1436. [2017-05-17 23:44:01] <TheCountofCoucy> you need a bmg guy
  1437. [2017-05-17 23:44:05] <littlestsquid> LOL
  1438. [2017-05-17 23:44:07] <littlestsquid> okay
  1439. [2017-05-17 23:44:08] <TheCountofCoucy> or a brisker
  1440. [2017-05-17 23:44:09] <littlestsquid> anyway
  1441. [2017-05-17 23:44:12] <littlestsquid> it was a good story
  1442. [2017-05-17 23:44:18] <littlestsquid> i want a hasid whos learning in brisk
  1443. [2017-05-17 23:44:24] <littlestsquid> theres a whole herd of them
  1444. [2017-05-17 23:44:30] <littlestsquid> im gonna snag one
  1445. [2017-05-17 23:44:49] <TheCountofCoucy> ha snag
  1446. [2017-05-17 23:44:52] <TheCountofCoucy> punny
  1447. [2017-05-17 23:47:30] <ReiimAhuvim> thats gross
  1448. [2017-05-17 23:48:01] <littlestsquid> oh
  1449. [2017-05-17 23:48:02] <littlestsquid> oops
  1450. [2017-05-17 23:48:05] <littlestsquid> no pun intended
  1451. [2017-05-17 23:48:30] <littlestsquid> can someone buy me dis
  1452. [2017-05-17 23:48:32] <littlestsquid> http://artscroll.com/Books/9781422611562.html
  1453. [2017-05-17 23:48:54] <TheCountofCoucy> where is bark bark your sugar daddy?
  1454. [2017-05-17 23:48:59] <ReiimAhuvim> i just sold 2 from that set
  1455. [2017-05-17 23:50:46] <littlestsquid> he was a failure of a sefer daddy
  1456. [2017-05-17 23:50:48] <littlestsquid> need to upgrade
  1457. [2017-05-17 23:52:33] <littlestsquid> HINT HINT
  1458. [2017-05-17 23:52:42] <TheCountofCoucy> ReiimAhuvim: here is your chance
  1459. [2017-05-17 23:52:56] <ReiimAhuvim> oh
  1460. [2017-05-17 23:53:10] <ReiimAhuvim> hello my name is ReiimAhuvim nice to meet you
  1461. [2017-05-17 23:53:39] <ReiimAhuvim> i dont get what the chance is
  1462. [2017-05-17 23:53:41] <ReiimAhuvim> :/
  1463. [2017-05-17 23:54:03] <ReiimAhuvim> i dont learn in brisk or bmg
  1464. [2017-05-17 23:54:11] <TheCountofCoucy> >need to upgrade
  1465. [2017-05-17 23:54:11] <TheCountofCoucy> HINT HINT
  1466. [2017-05-17 23:54:20] <ReiimAhuvim> oh
  1467. [2017-05-17 23:54:23] <ReiimAhuvim> hmmm
  1468. [2017-05-17 23:54:26] <ReiimAhuvim> i wonder what she means by that
  1469. [2017-05-17 23:54:31] <ReiimAhuvim> really makes me think
  1470. [2017-05-17 23:54:46] <ReiimAhuvim> πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
  1471. [2017-05-17 23:55:17] <ReiimAhuvim> i dont get it still
  1472. [2017-05-17 23:55:36] <TheCountofCoucy> littlestsquid: is he being dumb for fun, or just born that way?
  1473. [2017-05-17 23:56:16] <ReiimAhuvim> you really want something to happen
  1474. [2017-05-17 23:56:23] <ReiimAhuvim> idk what you want from me lol
  1475. [2017-05-17 23:56:38] <TheCountofCoucy> she wants you to get her the sefer
  1476. [2017-05-17 23:56:48] <TheCountofCoucy> chuchem fin da manishtana
  1477. [2017-05-17 23:56:51] <ReiimAhuvim> its multiple saforim
  1478. [2017-05-17 23:57:15] β†’ BarkBark_ joined (uid221191@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-usceqwdrkukrffdk)
  1479. [2017-05-17 23:57:20] <ReiimAhuvim> and i already sold my 2 pieces from the volume
  1480. [2017-05-17 23:57:23] <ReiimAhuvim> last month
  1481. [2017-05-17 23:58:12] <ReiimAhuvim> so am i missing something? πŸ€”
  1482. [2017-05-17 23:59:44] <Shaniqua> Dweed are you familiar with nose kissing among men at Saudi weddings?
  1483. [2017-05-17 23:59:57] <ReiimAhuvim> yea
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