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Oneesama Love Fire [untypeset]

Feb 2nd, 2015
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  1. Oneesama Love Fire Translation
  2. From http://exhentai.org/g/781103/3e8b48b72d/
  3.  
  4. >Bismark Nee-sama~!
  5.  
  6. >Please tell me
  7. >how to get along better with my sister!
  8. >Eh?
  9. >But doesn't Hiei and her sister already get along very well?
  10. >Not-well-at-all!
  11. >Kongou Onee-san's all "Teitokuteitoku" every spare moment she has.
  12. >[Teitoku~Rabu rabu]
  13. >I want to be like Eugen and spend even more time with onee-sama!
  14. >Ah, it's like that?
  15. >Are Bismark Onee-san and I together that much?
  16.  
  17. >Every morning I say hi to Bismark Onee-san naked or in my pajamas...whether it's in the bathroom or on the toilet, Onee-san is always taking care of me; I'll always remember this. Even Bismark Onee-san's waste "oil" has the aroma of roses...I keep each drop safe--those are gifts from on high, I can't waste those--
  18. >If I wanted to get along even better....
  19. >German ships are too creepy!
  20. >German ships are way too creepy!
  21. >Eh? Japanese ships don't do this?
  22. >The question isn't whether you do or don't do it!
  23. >[shocked]
  24. >THe shocked one is me!
  25.  
  26. >Eh? It's not wierd. German ships who get along well will eat each other's intestines (can also mean "sausages") as bratwurst (yes, that's what it says), it's pretty normal.
  27. >That's even more disgusting!
  28. >I don't want such a disturbed relationship
  29. >I just want my elder sister to pay me a little more attention.
  30. >......you want her to pay you more attention?
  31. >Just this level of determination, and you expect your beloved sister to tie herself down?
  32. >That....?
  33. >Those whose gazes cloud around your beautiful sister like flies (this includes the Admiral) are a swarm as large as the mountains. Lax....?
  34. >Are japanese ships this relaxed?
  35. >Eugen-san?
  36.  
  37. >With this kind of half-assed mindset, you wouldn't even give a drop of blood for your sister if I asked you too! Naive, too naive!
  38. >Why don't you just curl up nad die!
  39. >Did I come here to die?!
  40. >What you need is love between sisters!
  41. >Instead of thinking about what you'll do, think about what you're willing to give!
  42. >I can't refute this!
  43.  
  44. >Then let me show you!
  45. >Prinz Eugen will bestow upon you the secrets of the Divine Fist from the Rivers of Love that will tightly bind a sister's heart!
  46. >So reliable I'm a little scared, Master!
  47. >[Kitchen]
  48.  
  49. >Cooking?
  50. >This is an ancient art passed down the generations, you know.
  51. >The secret ingredient is Kongou's favorite admiral's picture, stirred in~
  52. >Eugen actually hates the Admiral, doesn't she?
  53. >Ah, if you want to improve the power level you can also add your own intestines as bratwurst and then... (see earlier)
  54. >I'll pass thanks.
  55. >Carrots and potatoes, meat and scallions
  56. >Mm, perfect!
  57. >And then you just let it simmer a little more...
  58.  
  59. >Then the delicious French-style beef-and-vegetable soup will....
  60. >Oh I see, so it's Curry!
  61.  
  62. >Hey, Prinz, have you seen Hiei?
  63. >I don't know...
  64. >[\delicious!/]
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