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The Quality Wrestling Federation

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  1. Coming up on the Valentine's Day Massacre, RED plays host to the superstars of Survival! To whet your appetite we've got the Birdman facing up against Jack Catcher, in a high-flying, low-swinging battle. And there's more!
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  3. To really start, we've got the grudge match you've been waiting for! Iago Gold is swinging for the man who put him behind the mask as the Gold Rat, Adam Atom, the Machine That Cannot Fall. Can his anger give him the edge it takes to bring this giant DOWN for the first time in QWF history?!
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  5. For your main course, it's time to find out that LOVE HURTS! Flynn Ryder and the Blood Queen go up in a tornado tag match against Eddie Black and Ms. Grassheart! Black and Ryder are here to settle the score, and their ladies are standing by their man! The RED Monarchy are fighting for their pride, but can the couple from Survival! come together and shatter it!?
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  7. And if you've got room for DESSERT, have we got a treat for you! Jada, Renee Valoran, and Amy the Barbarian, for your pleasure, are locked into a three-way throwdown for the coveted QWF Valentine's Tiara. We promise you NO lady-like conduct in this knock-down drag-out brawl! There is no DQ because we couldn't pay a ref to GET IN THEIR WAY!
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  9. Don't miss the QWF Valentine's Day Massacre, February 14th only on Pay-Per-View!
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  12. Just the Facts:
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  14. Iago Gold/Gold Rat: Originally a standard face with a gimmick for being flashy and gaudy, suffered an actual facial injury after a move went wrong in a match with Adam Atom, setting up a rivalry that overshadowed his previous one with the Merry Man. After the facial injury, he was rebooked as a masked wrestler called the Gold Rat.
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  16. Eddie Black: Your standard John Cena type with an asian twist, Eddie is of good wrestling pedigree, his father both in and out of kayfabe being Jacob Black, a Japanese American famous in both countries' pro wrestling circuits.
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  18. The Birdman: Malcolm Penine has previously gone by the names The Alchemist and The Mad Bomber, and has seen little popularity. Now booked as masked high-flyer The Birdman, his existing cult following has expanded to a more conventional fanbase.
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  20. Renee Valoran: Originally booked as a “homely”, “mousy” diva, Renee amassed a huge cult following (largely nerds who dug her accessible personality and weirdos who liked her losing streak). Noticing this, the company started giving her more screen time and in a move of complete misunderstanding started booking her as more assertive and dominant. After some fan backlash, this decision has been altered so that she continues to have a likeable girl-next-door quality.
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  22. Ms. Grassheart: A gimicky diva themed on environmentalism and conservation, what began as a shallow attempt by the company to seem to give a shit about the issues has become a mouthpiece for Ms. Grassheart (real name Gladys Gray) to get out a real message about the hippie bullshit both she and her character love. In another instance of real life writing the plot, Ms. Grassheart and Eddie Black have gotten together both on and off camera.
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  24. Oleg Varnikov: A small man, once billed as Downsize the Soviet Dwarf. Once the seventies stopped happening, this was clearly no longer appropriate. While Oleg continued to wrestle, he never reached the popularity he'd had as Downsize, and retired in the late 90s and currently works as colour commentator on QWC's Survival! show.
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