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- (Latvian Narrator): Back-
- (Latvian Narrator): And what the fuck?
- ✵Vash the Stampede: Master Char- stop Laggin and get your ass over here and greet Reese!
- ✝-Charlize-✝: Reeeeeeeesey.~ <33
- islayyou: if you didn't buy boom clap you deserve tragic death
- Reese Naugle╠ Omf- sILENThIOLL: ouO
- (Latvian Narrator): Why?
- (Latvian Narrator): Because I don't want to waste my money?
- (Latvian Narrator): Because I haven't heard of that shit?
- ✝-Charlize-✝: *Grabby grabby hands.*
- islayyou: then download it illegally
- islayyou: hun
- ✵Vash the Stampede: Thank chu! *rolls back over to the corner, tapping his phone constantly. *^*
- (Latvian Narrator): Because I find the name itself to sound like twerking?
- islayyou: dont forget to buy fancy by iggy feat queen of pop charlie
- islayyou: no its not
- (Latvian Narrator): Because I know that society has degraded to such a level that anything that becomes so popular is bound to be awful?
- islayyou: no
- ✝-Charlize-✝: *Pounces forth and latches to Reese's face.* .-.
- ✵Vash the Stampede: Yesh-
- (Latvian Narrator): Because I know my style, I know what I like?
- islayyou: bye @ its the fault in our stars theme song
- (Latvian Narrator): Because I don't take advice from some pricks on the internet who fail to capitalize a single damn word?
- (Latvian Narrator): Ones who use bigotry terms and obviously racist remarks?
- islayyou: its basically lorde 2.O
- (Latvian Narrator): Ones dissing on other musicians of the same kind?
- Reese Naugle╠ Omf- sILENThIOLL: uwu hi
- (Latvian Narrator): Are all of those reasons for me to perish from this world and over to the yonder,
- islayyou: Delete that
- ✵Vash the Stampede: Someone fucking kick 'em already- e3e Problem solved.
- (Latvian Narrator): My spirit drifting away because some asshole thinks he has a great music taste?
- islayyou: illegally download boom clap pls
- islayyou: in before the admin bans me
- islayyou: download it on itunes
- ✝-Charlize-✝: *Waves in greeting.* Holla.~
- islayyou: illegally download it
- (Latvian Narrator): You, my good sir, are truly the most pathetic, slimy being on this blue marble of ours.
- (Latvian Narrator): Now Reese.
- Clementine left the chat 9 minutes ago
- (Latvian Narrator): *Le tackle hug* HI.
- Reese Naugle╠ Omf- sILENThIOLL: I FEEL LOVE
- islayyou: Latvian is inspiration to this generation
- islayyou: what kind of slayage insults
- (Latvian Narrator): I do not know what the bloody hell is 'Slayage'.
- (Latvian Narrator): But I do find myself to be an inspiring individual, yes.
- (Latvian Narrator): Unlike those who fall under the masses of hatred and failure,
- Reese Naugle╠ Omf- sILENThIOLL: I just drew a picture of two really unused OC's and now I really wanna roleplay one ouo''
- (Latvian Narrator): Surrounded by those who seek to destroy dreams and inject blandness,
- islayyou: thank you!!!!!!!!!!! buy boom clap okay
- (Latvian Narrator): I stand proud to say one thing,
- (Latvian Narrator): One, single phrase to change the course of time.
- ✝-Charlize-✝: I'll RP if ya want to. ^^
- (Latvian Narrator): One day the voice Of Ryan Haywood will thunder down to Earth.
- (Latvian Narrator): And it shall say four words.
- islayyou: ryan haywood who
- (Latvian Narrator): "STOP FUCKING IT UP".
- islayyou: where is your chill?
- (Latvian Narrator): My chill is all around me, cold and freeze engulfing my body as I cast you aside.
- islayyou: first thing first, I'm the realest
- (Latvian Narrator): My chill is in my heart as I see society quake at the sound of asses clapping each other an themselves.
- ✝-Charlize-✝: Quuuuiiiiint.
- ✝-Charlize-✝: I see you.
- (Latvian Narrator): My chill is in my eyes as I despicably watch down upon you, wishing for your demise.
- islayyou: My anaconda dont want none unless you got BOOM CLAP ON ITUNES HUN ><
- ✝-Charlize-✝: Lurking.
- ✝-Charlize-✝: And he's gone. .-.
- ✝-Charlize-✝: NOPE.
- ✝-Charlize-✝: Hes back!
- ✝-Charlize-✝: C:
- (Latvian Narrator): And My chill is in my tongue, as I speak these words, wishing for you to fall and die this very moment, unable to cast your pathetic chants upon us no more.
- (Latvian Narrator): ._.
- islayyou: bye @ im gonna get silence soon
- (Latvian Narrator): Now tell me, everyone:
- (Latvian Narrator): Would I or would I not make a great speaker? :3
- (Latvian Narrator): Oh, and I messaged Sammy on Skype.
- islayyou: you're trash
- (Latvian Narrator): This shit'll be over soon.
- Ⓧ Ben Drowned joined the chat 2 minutes ago
- (Latvian Narrator): Says the one who can not construct a single sentence-
- islayyou: bye me changing my IP
- Ⓧ Ben Drowned: Someone called me?
- (Latvian Narrator): And the cavalry has finally come.
- (Latvian Narrator): This 'islayyou' fella has been spamming the chat.
- Ⓧ Ben Drowned: Who's advertising what?
- (Latvian Narrator): Demanding we purchase some mainstream album.
- Ⓧ Ben Drowned: Oh
- Ⓧ Ben Drowned: Fuck that shit.
- (Latvian Narrator): And uttering racist phrases.
- islayyou has left the chat
- (Latvian Narrator): And I've just been here.
- Ⓧ Ben Drowned: Dealt with.
- (Latvian Narrator): Providing my narrating abilities.
- (Latvian Narrator): Because why not.
- Ⓧ Ben Drowned: Don't worry ^-^ It's all gone.
- (Latvian Narrator): Actually, I'm quite proud of all I wrote up there. ._.
- ✝-Charlize-✝: Holla Sam.~
- (Latvian Narrator): I'm putting that rant on pastebin now. .-.
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