Jeweler's Den

"Excuse me, but I'm here about the job you posted?"

"Eh? You? Of all people here that want to take that job, your scrawny twigs-for-arms wants in?"

"Is that a problem?"

"Did I say it was, kid? Look, job's simple:we're going to the ruins that opened up recently. We're gonna collect as much stuff in there as we can, and get out before the damn thing closes and traps us in there. You in, or not?"

"Er, uh... I wouldn't come here unless I wanted to get my keep, yes?"

Yeah, yeah, just keep that axe of yours pointed at whatever monsters are in there, not us, yeah?"

"As long as I get my share, then I'll keep it pointed away."

"Good, we leave in an hour. Meet us here, and we'll leave with our things."

"As you wish, be sure to be here, then."



"Hey, boss, you sure we can trust that kid? Looks too puny to swing that thing around..."

"Hey, if we can't, then we might as well leave 'em there, yeah?"

"Haw haw haw, that's why you're the boss, boss!"

"And don't you branchin' forget it, Morkin."


"Alright, men, we're off in five minutes! Grab your things and get yer' rears in gear! That includes you, too, kid."

"I've been waiting all this time, you know. Was an hour's wait really necessary?"

"Whaaat, I had to finish my food! 's wrong with somethin' like that, eh?"

"If you say so. Just make sure that I keep my cut by the end, yes?"

"Yeah, yeah, keep yer' pants o- hey, where ya' goin'? Ugh... well, I suppose we'll see him at the Ruin site, then."



"...Took you long enough, then."

"I trust we didn't keep you waiting long, yeah, kid?"

"Thankfully, I had a nice book to keep me company in such a time. Shall we get going, then?"

"Certainly don't like wasting time, eh? Fine, fine, let's go. MEN, LET'S MOVE IN!"



"Certainly dank and such in here... Sir, you know much about this place, or am I to just wing it through here?"

"Jeez, kid, you act like you're going to die if y' don't get in there. Where's the fire, eh? Y' ever hear of somethin' called 'patience', or is that not what they taught you in school?"

"I simply want to get this job done and over with as soon as I possibly can. Watch your step, there's a hole right there."

"...Okay, if that ain't spooky, I dunno what is."



"Awright, so... based on the rumors, there should be a spot over here where we can mine some ore... 'Ey, kid, you find anythin' over there, or what?"

"Hup! Nothing but snakes that want my ankles for dinner. You?"

"Almost, just gimme a... second... There we go, jackpot!"

"Huh. Talk about a jeweler's den if I've ever seen it."

"Innit? Hah, looks like we hit the motherload!"

"Ah, uh, you're a bit wrong there, sir."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"I believe you meant that I hit the motherload."

"What, are you stupid or somethi- ghrk!! U-U-Ugh..."

"Now, what did we learn? Don't talk about people behind their back, and I wouldn't have had to get your 'holier than thou" blood on my axe. Now, if you and your mangled corpse will excuse me, I've a Jeweler's Den to mine.