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Jump 294: Final Fantasy XII

Jan 29th, 2018
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  1. Jump #294: Final Fantasy XII
  2. Oh no, I've been dragged back to Ivalice again.
  3. >Knight of Swords: One able to boldly take on challenges that others consider terrifying or insurmountable.
  4. >Age: 14
  5. >Location: Free Choice
  6. >Race: Hume
  7. JUST SPELL IT OUT. HUMAN. Damn you, Squenix.
  8. >Identity: Soldier - Knight
  9. >Solidarity (Free, Hume)
  10. Increased fighting abilities when near allies ... I don't see this happening often, but when it does, it should be amusing.
  11. >Battle Cry (Free, Knight)
  12. ... meh.
  13. >Circle Of Judgement (900, Knight)
  14. Well, at least I can march up to people and block any magic from them.
  15. >Mistant's Sword (600, Knight)
  16. Now this is what I'm talking about. You can't have Final Fantasy without a hilariously oversized sword, and an eight meter long sword sounds HILARIOUSLY OVERSIZED.
  17. >Black Hole (500)
  18. >White Hole (300)
  19. Suck in all the things I want to kill, spit out their remains at other things I want to kill...
  20. >Circus of Itano (100)
  21. Split any projectile I send out into three smaller copies? This has interesting implications for laser eyes. Pew pew pew!
  22. >Sight Unseeing (0)
  23. Huh, this makes it easier to deal with opponents I can't see.
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  25. You know what's great about popping in before the events of the series? I can completely shake up governments via various means, see to it that Vayne gets chances to change his mind and when he doesn't arrange for an accident and curb general warlike tendencies that have absolutely no reason to exist by distributing propaganda and putting a few words in the right peoples' ears.
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  27. tl;dr the plot of FF12 is bad and the writers should FEEL bad.
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