Responses to "Reggie, what the fuck happened in here?"

A New Frontier happened. That's what.
no
Uuh...I don't know....:|
NOTHING CARVER
Hot dish night
Guess I should answer it with answer from game, but i dont remember it :p
shit
I told clem & sarah to pick up the scissors and get to work but then they just started scissoring and ah jeez oh gosh I’m sorry bill
I don't know...
Bill I'm sorry it's just my ar- and like I... I have one arm-
 I HAVE ONE ARM
Look, Bill, they’re new, and me with my arm, it’s just not the eas—I just ha—I have one arm, so-
I don't remember
Head Pats
Lmao
You tell me.
Look, Bill, they're new, and me with my arm, it's just not the eas-- I just ha-- I have one arm, so--
Kenny: Carver, your face is in need of correction
beep
Fuck off
...I don't know...
Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up
I actually forgot the fucking quote I’m disappointed in myself
Pudding
I have one arm
A Shit Show  “Damn there ain’t nothin out here”, said Luke gripping his bow in frustration.  “Well we gotta find some food or Carver’s gonna kill us”, said Clem walking right behind him.  The two had been assigned to hunt for some food due to the recent shortage at Howe’s. People were getting hungry and morale was low.   As they were walking Clem noticed a bush with some red berries on it.   “Luke, Berries!”   Luke made his way over to inspect them. After a few seconds he shook his head.  “These won’t do, they are hot as hell. Burn your asshole if ya ate em. And maybe give ya the shits.”  “How would you know?”, said Clem  “I majored in Agriculture for my old man, had to keep him happy.”  Clem’s face dropped. Luke could see that she was bummed out because they had been at it a while and found nothing. She thought she contributed just now, and Luke had to crash her party.  “Tell you what kid, how about you go back and help Reggie work on the wall?”  Clem grimaced. “I can’t stand Reggie though. He treats me like a little kid.  “Cmon” said Luke, “it’s better than walking around finding nothing.”  “Fine”, said Clem. She REALLY didn’t want to be with Reggie. She was tired of his know it all attitude. He looked really dumb too with that one arm. How could he act superior to her? Oh well, i’m tired. Might as well go take a break.  On her way back, she saw the berry bush. She took a few just in case Carver gave her shit for not bringing back food.  On her way back in she came across Reggie who was taking a break. Awesome. That meant she could take one. She noticed that Reggie was examining his only hand.  “What happened to your hand Reggie?”   Reggie sheepishly said “A cinderblock fell on it, i think it’s broken.”   Clementine, not really caring for the one armed balding Indian guy, ignored him. She had to give him some sass.   Reggie must’ve wanted more attention because he suddenly whined, “God i’m so hungry.”   Clem smirked. She had an idea.   “I found these berries while hunting with Luke. He said they are a little spicy but very good.”  Reggie scoffed. “Clem please, i’m Indian. Nothing is spicy to me. Give me those.”  Reggie popped all three in his mouth and within 10 seconds he was grabbing his flask of water and chugging.   “HOLY SHIT THATS HOT”, he said. Clem knew this wasn’t even the best part as she remembered what Luke said “They will give ya the shits if ya eat em.”   She observed Reggie carefully the rest of the day. Later at night while the gang was all sitting around the fire, Reggie excused himself and said his stomach didn’t feel good.   “I think i’m gonna go sleep it off”  Time to see if Luke is right  Nothing happened for a while. Eventually Clem went to bed and forgot about it.   She woke up in the middle of the night to an awful smell. She couldn’t sleep because of it so she followed it to the source. Just as she thought, it was Reggie. The back of his jeans were stained brown and reeked. Clem had to turn away her eyes were watering so bad.   Jesus Christ Reggie. This is horrible. She smirked an evil look and slept somewhere else that night.   Clem woke the next morning to chaos. She saw the group all circled around Reggie.   “Goddamn Reggie! What died in your asshole?!” said Kenny.  As Clem came closer she noticed that Reggie had taken his jeans off and was in his underwear... which were stained brown and had shit dripping from them.   “I think i’m gonna be sick”, said Sarita.  “Guys i swear i couldn’t help it! And my hand is all fucked up so-  “ALRIGHT”  Everyone jumped and looked to see Carver walk in the gate.   “What the fucks going on here?”   He paused to observe but before he got the chance he smelt it. He saw Reggie in his underwear and noticed the color, and everything that fell out of it on the floor.  “Reggie... What the fuck happened here?”  “Bill! I- with one arm... I can’t wipe-  “Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.”  Carver had heard the other day that reggie had injured his hand and realized that this sad, failure of a man can’t wipe.   Carver snickered  “This is fucking S E P I C”  “SARAH COME WIPE REGGIES ASS AND CLEAN THIS SHIT UP”  Sarah walked over with tears in her eyes. As she approached, she accidentally stepped in some of the shit and slipped. She fell in the shit, and he glasses fell off and broke. Glass shattered everywhere.  Carvers forehead bulged. “GREAT NOW WE GOT BROKEN GLASS EVERYWHERE TOO.”  Jane who had been sitting by herself off to the side turned around and said “Glass?”
It’s just with my arm..... it’s just not the easiest.
Boat God didn't give me a better boat, Bill.
Splat
Apples.
It was the girls fault.
Hey Bill... I-
"Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up!"
Bill, I can explain
Splat
...I don't know...
I hAvE oNe ArM
HOT DISH NIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Splat
"...I have one arm."
Potato salad
Nothing
Reginald, would you explain what in tarnation occurred within this location?
Hey it not what it looks like
k
Look, Bill, they're new, and me with my arm, it's just not the eas-- I just ha-- I have one arm, so--
I don't know...
Reggie: *stammers*     Carver: Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up.
Nothing
Look bill, they're new and me with my arm it's just not the eas- I just ha- I have one arm so--
same
Joe mama
B-Bill It's just with my one arm please Bill
I’m sorry Bill
Everything
I wish we could just blame Sarah. This is the point when her character really started to annoy me
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Look Bill, they're new, and me with my arm....
"Shut up, shut the fuck up"
your answer
Shut up Carver, I may have one arm left but I can still kick your ass. *Dies*
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SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP
idk
Idk
Sarah wasn’t doing her work!
Bill I...I just...I have one arm
Breakfast
Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
Uhhhhhhhh...... they did it!!!
I-I just have one arm...
Shut up Shut up Shut the fuck up
Good question.
yeah bill, it's just...with my arm and...
uh
Sarah is a dangerous man.
Reggie didn’t teach us >:(
I don’t know
Sarah happened
I forget man
Sarah doesn't know how to use a pair of fuckin shears, that's what happened!
uhhh
Potato salad
I don’t know, Bill.
Bill, I- look with me and my arm, look ,I have one arm and I-
Reggie fucked up
I don’t know
...I don’t know...
It’s just .... with my arm
I have one arm
Reggie.
Its not my fault!
"Look Bill, they're new and me with my arm, it's just not the easy...i just have, i just"
“Look, Bill, they’re new, and me with my arm, it’s just not the eas— I just hav— I have one arm, so—“
Omar killed Chet
Sarah's soft ass just had to get everyone in trouble
No berry
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“Shut up, shut up. Shut the fuck up.”
Sample text
Bill I jus- just only have one arm and well I- it’s hard too...
Hey Bill...it's just with my ar- I only have 1 arm...
Well... you know... I'm ... urban?
‘It’s just me and my arm; I-I-I have one arm...’
Look, Bill, they’re new, and me with my arm, it’s just not that eas-
Deez nuts
Choices matter
I don't remember this line...
Nothing
I have one arm
Reggie made everything awkward like he usually does
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More than you would think
Look Carver, it's just.. me and my arm I..
it is alvins baby
She cannot snip a plant...
:)
Look, Bill, they're new...
Sarah’s a fucking nitwit.
Look Bill, they’re new and me with my arm...
"I- well u see- I - um - Bill I have one arm"
LOL
I don’t remember
I don’t know..
sarah was being a little bitch so i had to help her dumb ass
Bill... I... I...
Yeah, Bill. Hey.
...I don't know...
Great... we're totally fucking fucked!
...I don't know...
:()
I actually do not understand this reference.
I dunno
I didn't realize Sarah was so worthless.
My arm...
uhhh
...
Idk
._.”
"It's just that I have one arm and..."
Uh
I tried
Reggie was a clown who just wanted to please everyone and you can’t do that in an apocalypse
Yes
Armageddon
Sorry, I know you don't want to hear excuses...
Steamed hams
Carver, what the fuck happened out there?
idk
....
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F
Reggie fell off the roof.
ur mom lol
Shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, just shut the fuck up.
That's fucking stupid Ben
FUCK OFF
idk if im stupid but wtf
Idk
Forgot what he said lol
I don’t know but check out this crowbar
Your face, asshat.
Nothing
m
My arm
Can't remember this scene ;'(
Fuck off Carver
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
It's Sarah's fucking fault
I don’t know.
Sorry boss!
Don't know
"Bill, I'm sorry, It's just, I have-- I only have one hand so--"
I'm sorry Carver, they wouldn't listen.
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?
Idk
*internal screaming*
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idk
Doin your mom
Bitches bad at bushes
I forget this one
Uh uh
Nothing
No
Shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up
i don’t remember this one
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Nope
x
I was a fuckin idiot and didn't make sure they were working properly
Friends helping each other with work :)
Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up
You left the one arm guy with 2 children
Look Bill
I van explain...
Oh
I don’t know...
dunno
*cries in one arm*
Berries
E
Look, Bill, they're new, and me with my ar-
Nothing!
I helped Sarah
1
that's the dude who got tweeted off the roof
We pruned a lot of berries today.
Nothing, please don't make me do a swan dive
Sarah did
I can explain Bill
The gurls
Too many posts
Nothing :]
Uuh...
Sounds like you're about to give me an excuse, when I asked for an explanation.
I dunno boss
Lookbilltheyrenewandmewithmyarmitsjustnotthateasyihaveonearm
Shut up shut up,shut the fuck up
The fucking kids
I don’t know
Idk
wtf are these questions dude
splat
It’s that bitch Sarah’s fault
Yeah, Bill, hey...
*cha cha slides off roof*
Uhhh
?
?
Sarah didn't do her job because she's stupid :)
My arm
i only have one arm :(
Nothing
shut up. shut up. Shut the fuck up.
Don’t remember this line sorry
Shut up, shut up. Shut the fuck up.
??
Lol
Look, Bill, they're new, and me with my arm, it's just not the eas-- I just ha-- I have one arm, so--
Oh uh oh
Willy was masturbating again
?
Oh shit I’m missing an arm!
I have one hand only
I...i dont know
Uhh...
Look, Bill, they're new, and me with my arm, it's just not the eas--I just ha--I have one arm, so--
Sarah fucked it all up! Kill her!
I don't know
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I'm omid
NOTHING
Uh...
I would have helped if I was armed properly (pun intended)
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Idk but it wasn't my fault