Jump 428: Squirrel and Hedgehog

Jump #428: Squirrel and Hedgehog
>Eight of Cups (Indolence), reversed: The realization that a matter thought to be important was actually of little consequence.
>Age: 20
>Location: South Korea
>Identity: Wolf, American (-50)
>Magnet Sight (750)
I... am actually not sure if I have magnetic perception yet. Well, I do now!
>Whatever It Takes (Free, American)
Democracy, at any cost. Death is a preferable alternative to communism.
>Through Superior Firepower (650, American)
Hm, okay, it's actually rather useful to be able to give things a sleek aesthetic without having to design it explicitly that way. Up to this point I think I could only do that with dieselpunk stuff. (Admittedly... small scale dieselpunk looks Fallout-y, so that's okay.)
>In Or Out (450, American)
I feel like this is some sort of song reference.
>Alpha Wolf (150, American)
I'll take that optional height and bulk increase. Gotta be alpha, brah.
>Rifle (Free, American)
Gotta have those nifty lasers, bullets aren't safe for TV even in Korea.
>Data Core (0, American)
Ooh. Not much TOO new here, but still some nifty stuff, I like.

This is a funny world. I think I'll use military force to turn it into Zootopia, though, because the propaganda has infected the local laws of physics and everyone is ridiculous. If they want a war, I'll give them one the likes of which they have never seen!

Also the less we say about that one vixen, the better. (I made the mistake of looking at fanart. I liked it better when Maid Marian was the one turning people into furries...)