Laziness and Waffles

>Day lazy, sleepy and horny in Equestria.
>Wake up at around noon.
>No morning ritual.
>Today is a day to relax.
>You're off today from work so you don't have a care in the world.
>You sit up in bed to confirm the time.
>12:37
>Not so bad.
>You get out of bed and walking into the living room.
>You make your way to couch and see Bon Bon just snoozing away.
>You kick the front of you couch and she snaps awake in mid snore.
>"duh wah huh?"
>She wipes her eyes with her hooves and lays on her back looking at you.
"Did Fluttershy come by?"
>"Yeah, she wants to know if waffles are your fetish."
"Waffles? Nah, not even close."
>"Yeah, she was a little lazy today, she bought some waffles for you from the store."
"Oh cool."
>"Hey babe?"
"Yeah?"
>"Feel like sleeping in today?"
"Yeah, I just need to make myself a glass of water."
>"Okay."
>You walk into the kitchen and grab a tall glass then head over to the sink to pour some tap water into it.
>"Hey Anon?" Bon Bon calls out.
>You take a sip and turn around to her direction.
"Yeah?"
>"Can we cuddle?"
"Sure, I'll meet you in the bedroom."
>She yawns, "That sounds nice."
>She lazily stands on her hooves and trots her way to your bedroom.
>You finish your refreshing glass of tap water and walk to your bedroom as well.


>You crawl into bed and turn to lay on your back.
>Bon Bon snuggles and nuzzles her head into your chest.
>She then looks up at you and give you a quick peck on your lips with hers.
"You call that a kiss?"
>"Well, if that's what you're asking fo-"
>A knock at the front door occurs.
"Uuuughhh."
>"Just ignore it, they'll go away."
>The two of you bring your faces close to each other.
>The knock at the door gets louder.
"Bonnie it could be Flutter-"
>"Sssshhh, let's just, ignore her for today okay?"
>You shrug and go back to enjoying Bonnie's company.
>Suddenly, you hear your door fling open.
"What the fuck?"
>Bonnie groans in annoyance.
>"I'll take care of this babe, no worries, damn Fluttershy ruining the moment."
>She hops out of bed and walks to the bedroom door, just before opening it she looks at you with the sweetest smile.
>"This'll only take a second babe."


>She opens the door, "Bitch! This is the third time this week you plot swatted me from getting with Anon, what the fuck do you want?!"
>You hear a panic-like EPP and barley hear Fluttershy talking.
>"Oooh I-I was ummm...was wondering i-i-if violent break ins was his fetish."
>Suddenly, you hear a loud slap.
>"Hell no it's not! Quit trying to guess his fetish! He's mine! We're TRYING to have a nice quiet day of cuddles and sleeping, can we get a day of peace around here?!"
>"O-oh suppose I can come back tomorrow, what time do you think it's okay to come by?"
>"Oh umm, now that I think about it...hmmm...NEVER! Fuck OFF!"
>You hear crying, "I'm s-ssssorry, I just-"
>"Why did you come back anyway? I told you waffles aren't his fetish."
>"I thought that maybe I could surprise him with another fetish guess."
>God damn, it's a good thing you're on Bon Bon's good side.
>About another 10 minutes go by of Bonnie chewing out Fluttershy.
>Fluttershy is sobbing and crying loudly.
>"And then bringing the news crew into his house what is your malfunction?!"
>Ah music to your ears.
>You close your eyes and listen to the sweet sound of Fluttershy getting torn a new one.
>"And why in Equestria would you think pegging is his fetish?! Are you fucking retarded?"
>"I-I thought that maybe he likes it when a mare takes charge every now and then."
>"He does, just not to that extent."
>"What do you mean?"
>"Oh don't get me started on what me and Anon do in the bedroom."
>"Oh I'm listening, I h-have all day actually."
>"Well, he loves angry sex, that's one thing."
>"Oh really?"

>"Mhm, he likes a mare who gets demanding with him."
>"Oh, u-ummm should I write this down?"
>"Actually yeah. There's a lot that he likes."
>What is happening?! Bon Bon what are you doing?!
>You better nip this in the bud.
"Bonnieeee!" You call out.
>"Oh that's Anon, now take note at how I project my voice and my tone okay?"
>"Okay."
>"Anon, shut it! I'll be there in a second, quit your bitching!"
>"Oh my, that was a little mean."
>"Yeah, but he loves it, give it a try."
>"O-oh okay."
>"Just remember to project your voice okay?"
>"Hey Anon! Get your sorry flank out here!"
>What in the fuck?! She was suppose to gone a long time ago.
>She's causing you to lose sweet cuddles time with Bonnie.
>Fucking Fluttershy.

>You get out of bed and rush to the bedroom door.
>"I don't think he heard me."
>"Try again, but be more stern with him okay?"
>"Anon! If I swear if I have to call your name ONE MORE TIME, get your useless flank in here!"
>You walk into the living room with the intent of kicking Fluttershy out.
>"Oh my, he responded so fast, I think I got it now."
>"I told you it's all in the tone and projection of your voice."
"No that's not it at all, now Fluttershy, get the fuck out, now. I'm too lazy to deal with you today, come back another time."
>"Oh, okay then, I'll see you tomorrow I guess huh Anon?"
"Whatever, just go."
>Fluttershy walks out the house and just before she walks out the door and looks at you and winks.
>You groan and go back walk back to bed.
"Ugh, I swear that pony is going to be the end of me."
>Bon Bon giggles adorably at your comment.
"Oh hush, and why did you tell her everything that I like?"
>"Hmm, come to think of it, I don't know."
>You close your eyes and pinch the bridge between your eyes.
>Letting out a frustrated groan.
"The shit I put up with."
>"Oh come on, what's the worse that can happen?"

*The Next Day*
>Day waffles are your best friend in Equestria.
>You wake up, still exhausted from the hot and heavy fuck session that took place yesterday with you and Bon Bon.
>You turn over to the clock to check the time.
>9:34 am
>Eh, you don't have anything to do today. You can relax.
>Suddenly, your bedroom curtains spread open reveling the evil sunlight Celestia has provided for centuries.
>Damn near burning your eyes in the process as you shield them from said light and turn away from it and hide under the covers.
"Ah! It burns!! Damn you Sunbutt!"
>"Alright you bitch faggot bag! Get your lazy flank out of bed soldier!"
"Ugh, Bon Bon, you know I don't like Lady Drill Sargent in the morning."
>"Listen here maggot! You got one more chance to get out of bed and start getting ready!!"
"Ugh, put a cock in it will ya? I'm trying to sleep."
>"Who do you think you're talking to?!"
"Bon Bon, listen babe, another day okay? I just want to sleep in today."
>You hear giggling, "Bon Bon's not here you monkey maggot faggot!"
"Fuck off!"
>"You asked for it mister."

>You hear hooves trotting away and your bedroom door being slammed shut.
>You mentally shrug and go back to enjoying the company of your bed.
>A few minutes later, the door shoots open.
>"Still being a lazy ass huh?"
>You only groan in response.
>"Well I didn't want to have to do this..."
>Suddenly, you feel a bucket of cold water splash onto your bed.
>The chilling temparature making you completely uncomfortable.
>You instantly jump out of bed and intend to tear Bon Bon a new one.
>She went a little too far today.
>Once you finally get the drenched covers off of you and see who it is, your jaw drops and rage boils your blood.
>You eyes are met with Fluttershy as her usual self and carrying an empty bucket with her teeth.
"WHY?! What the HELL is your problem? My bed is ruined!"
>"Don't talk back to me!"
>You blink your eyes furiously in disbelief at what she just said.
"Excuse me?"
>"You heard me. Now get ready, do your morning routine mister! After that we're going on a breakfast date!"
"The hell I am. Where the fuck is Bon Bon?"
>"She had some business to attend to with Lyra."
"Ugh, today is not going to be a good day...."
>"Can you hurry up and do the triple S already? Please?"

>After your morning ritual and fresh set of clothes.
>You look at your drenched bed in sorrow.
"Damn it Flutters..."
>You make your way downstairs to find Fluttershy waiting at the front door.
>"Took you long enough, now let's go."
>Why are you letting this happen again?
>You shrug it off and walk to the door.
>You grab your wallet and keys and begin your walk.
>Fast forward 20 minutes later.
>You and Fluttershy are at the nice little breakfast diner on the other edge of town.
>You're in the middle of enjoying a nice omelet and Fluttershy enjoying her french toast.
>Seriously, why are you letting this happen?
>You look up for a second to find that Bon Bon and Lyra just walked and sees you eating with Fluttershy.
>Bon Bon instantly puts on a smirk and trots on over to the two of you.
>"Having fun Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy simply nods in agreement with a warm smile on her face.
>"Mind if I borrow Anon for a moment?"
>"Oh...I-I don't mind."
>Oh NOW she wants to be her shy self.
>You excuse yourself and follow Bon Bon until the two of you are far enough from Fluttershy.
"Bonnie, what the hell? Now you're friends with her?"
>"Not really, but you could always have fun with this."
"What are you talking about?"
>She gestures for you to come closer to her.
>You lean in and she whispers something into your ear.
>Instantly, a sinister grin is formed on your face.
"Bonnie I love you."
>"Okay, stop that faggot shit."
>You pout for a moment from her comment.
>"But, I love you too. Now go on, you have a breakfast date to ruin."
"You're the best."
>"Not so fast, lemme see your wallet."
>You take your wallet out of you pocket and hand it to her.
>She takes out a few bits and hands it back to you.
>"Okay, NOW you have a breakfast date to ruin."

>You walk back over to Fluttershy, doing your best to look like you're worried about something.
>You put a concerned look on your face.
>Bon Bon and Lyra are looking from a far snickering at what's about to take place.
>You gently push your plate away and manage to drop a single tear.
>Fluttershy notices and seems worried as well.
>"Is something wrong Anon?"
"I don't think I have enough to pay for this."
>"Oh I wouldn't w-"
"I mean here we are on a date and I can't even pay, this date is ruined isn't it?"
>"Don't worry sweetie, I'll cover us, order what ever you like okay?"
"Okay!"
>You call a waiter over.
>"Yes sir may I help you?"
"Ah, yes, I was wondering if I can get 7 orders of waffles and a gallon of syrup."
>The waiter shocked from your order, "C-coming right up sir."
>Fluttershy gives you a suspicious look.
>"Anon, what do you think you're doing?"
"What? I love waffles, I would even say it's a...fetish of mine, the way they look..."
>She places a smirk on her face, "Oh? Tell me more about this fetish."
"The way they look, I...I never been turned on so damn much in my life."
>"Fuck, that's hot." She mumbled to herself.
>She calls the waiter over and places 11 more orders of waffles a long with the finest syrup in Equestria.
>"Oh you're are SO mine."

>The waitress comes by with the first order, you both thank her and you go about eating them.
>"Anon, that's weird, I could have sworn you brought your wallet."
"Oh I did..."
>You pull your wallet out of your pocket and show that there isn't much to cover this.
"But as you can see, I'm a little broke at the moment."
>"That's fine sweetie, I'll always take care of you."
"You know what would make this date great?"
>Her eyes sparkle from your question, "Please, go on.."
"If you could eat as many of these waffles as you can."
>"Oh I don't know, m-maybe I don't really eat so much at-"
"It would be SO sexy if you did that."
>"Oh? Sexy?"
>You nod your head and put on the most charming smile in your arsenal.
>You have her now.
"Yes, in fact, if no one was here, I'd...mm~ rut you right here right now."
>You threw up a little in your throat.
>Fluttershy blushing heavily trying to screw her head on straight.
>You go back to eating your waffles like nothing even happened.
>Just before you take your first bite, she snatches it away and eats it herself.
>Before you know it, your plate of waffles are gone.

>The next hour consisted of Fluttershy devouring every waffle in sight on the table you two sat at.
>Bon Bon and Lyra are losing their sides.
>Fluttershy couldn't eat another bite, her belly turned into a huge beach ball filled with waffles.
>Having sticky crumbs of waffles glued to her face and bits of it in her mane.
>In a complete dazed look and barley able to speak at the moment.
>"How did I...do?"
"Just you wait til we get home."
>You give the signal with quick at Bon Bon's direction giving a subtle wink.
>Lyra ninjas her way behind Fattershy and pick pockets her wallet or stash of bits and walks away.
>The waitress walks over with the bill and places it in front of Fluttershy.
>Upon Fluttershy looking at it, she flinched.
>Then she looked at you and smiled.
>"It's worth it."
>Now it was your cue.
"Umm- Fluttershy, if you'll excuse me, I have business to take care of in the restroom."
>"Which would be?"
"Oh ya know the usual."
>"Oh come on tell me."
"I need to rub on off thanks to you."
>She blushes again and giggles girlishly.
>"Oh my...well go ahead mister, I'll take care of this."
>You walk over to the restroom and actually throw up from flirting with Fluttershy.
>Bon Bon opens the restroom window and pulls you through.
>"Hurry up damn it!"
>Thank god you're skinny enough to get through.
>You, Bonnie and Lyra bolt away as fast as you can from the diner cackling and laughing your asses off in the process.

*Meanwhile back at the Ranch*
*Okay, actually meanwhile back at the Breakfast Diner*
>You are Fluttershy.
>And you just impressed Anon with your new found skill of eating waffles.
>You feel woozy from having so many waffles.
>Heck, you can't even look at another waffle.
>You're just about to pay for the bill.
>It's no problem, it's worth it after all.
>Anon couldn't resist himself to the point he actually had to jerk off in the restroom
>In the meantime you'll just reach into your trusty bit stash and pay for this hefty bill.
>This is going to set you back, but DAMN IT, it's worth it.
>The waitress walks over, "Ma'am how will you be paying today?"
>You pat yourself down only to find you can't find your bits.
>That's odd.
"Oh I'll can you give me a second? I'm still waiting for my date to get back."
>"Sure thing."
>She walks away.
>FUCK! Where are your bits?! You could have sworn you had them!
>A few minutes later still no sign of Anon and the waitress shows up again.
>"So, about your payment..."
>Well, time to dine and dash out of here.
>You push away from the table and do your best to run out of the place.
>"AHA! We have a dine and dasher here! Code blue!"
>Suddenly, you find yourself tackled to the ground.
>You see the manager of the Diner trotting before you, well you assume he is anyway.
>"I don't take too kindly to ponies who like to dine and dash missy."
"Oh umm, you see I-"
>"GET TO WASHING!!"

>The rest of that day, you had to wash dishes as to pay for your debt.
>It's already stressful enough having to stand with all this food in your stomach.
>You groan in frustration.
>An employee walks by, "Hey umm...miss?"
"Yes?"
>"Oh I just thought I'd let you know, that a earlier today when I was taking my break..."
"I'm listening."
>"He snuck out the restroom window with a few friends of his. I wanted to tell you but I got covered in work when my break was over."
>You slam a dish to the ground and watch it shatter.
>You lock eyes with the employee.
"WHAT?!"
>He shrinks back in fear, "I-I just thought you should know..."
>He bolts off not looking back.
>You look up and shake your front hooves in the air.
"FUCKING ANON!!!"