Eng The Oath (2018)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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<i>Although,
violent protests have been</i>

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<i>a consistent feature of the
current state of the nation,</i>

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<i>today's intense wave seem
to have been triggered</i>

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<i>by the government's announcement
of something they are calling</i>

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<i>the “Patriot's Oath,”
a state sponsored initiative</i>

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<i>to have Americans sign
a loyalty waiver of sorts.</i>

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<i>White House spokeswoman,
Kerry Nance,</i>

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<i>elaborated on the program.</i>

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<i>People are frightened
these days.</i>

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<i>There are a lot of folks
in this country</i>

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<i>who are actively engaging
in activities that are counter</i>

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<i>to our values and are
quite frankly dangerous...</i>

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<i>I'm gonna be honest,
it's really intense down here.</i>

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<i>We're gonna see if we can
go in, take a closer look</i>

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<i>and talk to some people
on the ground. Sir?</i>

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<i>Just say "Oath"!</i>

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- <i>Don't touch me!</i>
- <i>Sharon!</i>

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<i>Ow! Stop it!
Get off my hair!</i>

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<i>Someone help her!</i>

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<i>Help! Ow!</i>

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<i>Sharon!</i>

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<i>Can someone get to Sharon?</i>

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<i>Somebody? Help!</i>

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<i>I want to know...</i>

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<i>that they see this country
the way that I do.</i>

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<i>The Oath provides us
a White Pages</i>

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<i>of people we know
we can count on.</i>

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- <i>Yes, Alan.</i>
- <i>There will be</i>

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<i>a natural apprehension
to something like this,</i>

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<i>so what do you say
to the people who fear</i>

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<i>that if they don't sign
this thing</i>

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<i>that this is a way of separating
the people that are...</i>

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- <i>No, hold on.</i>
- <i>...with the administration...</i>

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- <i>Hold on, Alan. Hold on.</i>
- <i>...and that are against this...</i>

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<i>This is America.
We cannot force people</i>

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<i>to say that
they love their country.</i>

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<i>Nothing happens
if you don't sign.</i>

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<i>But if you do sign,
there are perks.</i>

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<i>Like I laid out earlier,</i>

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<i>you are eligible
for an EITC tax credit.</i>

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<i>We want to reward those who trust
and honor their country...</i>

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- Are they serious?
- This is crazy!

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<i>And it's not like
we have a day</i>

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<i>or a week or a month
to do this.</i>

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<i>The deadline for signing
is the day after Thanksgiving.</i>

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<i>Black Friday.</i>

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<i>That is almost a year from now,
that gives the public...</i>

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<i>ample time to give
this fair consideration.</i>

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<i>But I can tell you something,</i>

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<i>a lot of people will not need
that time.</i>

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<i>They support this country</i>

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<i>and they're not afraid
to let people know it.</i>

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- Kai...
- <i>Next question.</i>

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- ...we can't sign this thing.
- Yeah, you're right!

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- This is insane.
- Yeah, I mean...

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what is happening
to the country?

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- This...
- Hmm.

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...this is unacceptable!

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You know what...

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if you think,
I'm gonna let that little girl

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grow up in shit like this,
you're wrong.

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And you and I have a job to do.

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We got to fight this.
This cannot happen.

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I'm not gonna allow
this to happen

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- in my daughter's country.
- Oh, you getting fired up, huh?

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I am fired up!
I'm very upset about this shit.

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Take your shirt off.

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- You want my shirt off?
- Yeah, I want your shirt off.

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- Mmm!
- It's not, you know...

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- you looking beefy!
- Well, no. It's not what it was

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ten years ago, but I hurt
my lower back...

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- Yeah...
- I have like half a pec there...

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- Mmm! Yes.
- I got one of these.

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Ooh, that's what Mommy likes!

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Flex them titties, boy!

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You're gonna make me
start breastfeeding.

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I'm not gonna get fat though.

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'Cause if I get fat,
you're gonna leave me for Drake.

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Drake wishes I would.

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<i>These protesters I mean,</i>

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<i>they're whipping
things up into a frenzy...</i>

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<i>Everybody here just needs
to calm down.</i>

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<i>Don't tell me
to be calm.</i>

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Mmm, take your pants off.

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<i>I'm starting
to hear very troubling</i>

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<i>things about activists
being threatened.</i>

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- I'm not done with you.
- Oh, yeah.

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<i>This is the
beginning of a purge</i>

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<i>and it needs to be stopped
before it goes any further.</i>

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<i>We got five days
left to sign this thing.</i>

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<i>I don't think
we're gonna make it.</i>

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<i>I mean, New Orleans
is a disaster zone.</i>

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<i>This is how Milwaukee started,
everyone. It is very similar...</i>

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<i>'Cause
the Citizens Protection Unit.</i>

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<i>I don't know
who they're protecting,</i>

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<i>but it's not the citizens.</i>

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<i>And you know, I'm gonna say it,</i>

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<i>there's a real Gestapo-ey
feeling to that.</i>

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<i>Here we go again. New record</i>

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<i>for number of people
called a Nazi!</i>

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<i>Well, I'm sorry,</i>

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- <i>but it's true!</i>
- <i>Okay,</i>

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- <i>enough with the Nazi's. No...</i>
- <i>You know it's true.</i>

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Can I have some bacon?

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No bacon, baby.

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Can I have peanut butter
and jelly?

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Uh, no.

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You're having cereal
for breakfast today.

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If I eat my cereal can I have
peanut butter and jelly?

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- Sure.
- Yes.

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Dad, Mom said I can have
peanut butter and jelly!

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That is awesome.

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- Kai, look at this.
- Hmm?

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People were protesting the oath
last night in New Orleans,

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CPU showed up,
f-u-c-k-e-d everyone.

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- Damn.
- Look at that. Uh...

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It's happening!

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We're gonna have Milwaukee
again, I guarantee it.

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That is a fact.

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All right, well can we just...

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- Right, right. Sorry.
- Yeah, exactly.

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Okay, uh, my folks get here
at like 3:30...

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- Mm-hmm.
- Are you ready for the assault?

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I'll be fine.
Because I'm fine with them.

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It's you that has the weird
issues, will you be fine?

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Yes, I will be fine, and I have
to save room

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for my brother when gets here
and says something so stupid

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I call him
a f-u-c-k-i-n-g moron.

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Okay, FYI...

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Baby girl can spell now. So...

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Did you understand
what I just said?

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Yes, you just said a bad word.

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I am s-o-r-r-y.

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Okay that's good to know!

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Oh God, I gotta go.
I gotta go. I gotta go.

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Hey, Hardy, kiss blow on three,
two, one...

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- I love you.
- I love you.

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- I'll see you at like 5:30ish.
- Okay.

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All right, call 911
if my parents act up.

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- Your Daddy crazy.
- Yeah.

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<i>Now,
here's the deal.</i>

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<i>Seventy-four percent
of the country</i>

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<i>have already signed this thing.</i>

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- No way!
- <i>And that's just a fact!</i>

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- <i>And facts don't care...</i>
- Bullshit!

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<i>...about your feelings!</i>

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<i>No, no.
That's not true.</i>

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- <i>The real number is closer...</i>
- That is such a lie.

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<i>...to 40 percent,
that is the real aggregate...</i>

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Exactly, thank you. Thank you.

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<i>...and that poll
you referenced is an outlier!</i>

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<i>How is this stupid oath</i>

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<i>going to end up being
what destroys our country?</i>

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<i>This is like a banana
republic, but it's worse.</i>

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<i>It's an old navy...</i>

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- What up?
- Hey brother.

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Dude, are you following
this New Orleans shit?

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Yeah, it is fucked up, man.

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Do you mind if I sit?

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Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

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So, Chris,
I'm signing it.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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I'm sorry.

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What?
How is that possible, dude?

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We were the guys!
We were the guys that led

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- the march around the building!
- I know.

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- We're the two holdouts!
- I know.

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Dude, we drove to Chicago
for that rally!

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Do you remember that fart?
The “Lingerer”?

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I remember the fart.
I remember the “Lingerer.”

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Remember the Vine
we made about the fart?

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"Ooh", remember that?

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Come on, dude!

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Chris, this whole thing
is getting really scary.

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- I know.
- Do you know...

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Paige's cousin from Philly,
her boyfriend?

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His brother organized a rally...

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and the CPUs came to his house
and they just took him.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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- Are you serious?
- Yes.

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She hasn't talked to him
in two days,

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fucking lawyers haven't
talked to him.

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No one knows where he is,
I don't know what's going on.

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- Paige is freaking out.
- Is this verified?

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Is it ver... What do you mean,
it's ver...

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I'm telling you right now.
This is first hand.

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Well, no...

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It's not first hand.
It's like...

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- third hand.
- I don't understand.

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Well, it's not you...

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Are you calling Paige... Are you
calling Paige's cousin a liar?

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That'd be a fucked up
thing to do!

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I'm not calling
Paige's cousin a liar,

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but maybe Paige's cousin's,

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whatever, friend's boyfriend's
brother is a liar.

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I don't know, do you even
know this person?

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Do I even... Yes,

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I met at him
at Paige's aunt's wedding!

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Okay, we're really living in
Paigeville it sounds like now,

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I just...

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I feel like maybe
you're compromising

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your values system based off
of information

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you're getting from someone
you don't know very well.

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I think, you should
maybe reconsider it.

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This is a really difficult
situation for all of us, okay?

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And you're making this really
hard for me.

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Hey man...

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I thought we were gonna do
this together...

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but you got to do
what's right for you.

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I'm sorry.

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So, are you still
gonna hold out?

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Yeah, I think so. I mean...

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even if I wanted to sign,
I don't think Kai would let me.

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- You know.
- Good for you, man.

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I'm living vicariously
through you.

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Stop it, come on, man.
It's all good.

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All right.

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- All right, man.
- All right.

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Phew.

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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Fu...

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<i>I don't know
what to say here.</i>

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<i>Just, uh, you know,
don't get hurt?</i>

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<i>Don't get into any actual
physical altercations</i>

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<i>with any family members.
Happy Thanksgiving.</i>

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- Hi!
- Oh, hey babe.

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- What's up baby? Hi.
- Hey.

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How annoying are they being?
One to ten.

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00:08:51,062 --> 00:08:53,999
Uh, they are at a one.
But you are a level four.

232
00:08:54,265 --> 00:08:55,465
- Four?
- Four.

233
00:08:55,467 --> 00:08:56,534
I just got home!

234
00:08:56,768 --> 00:08:59,634
- Well, hello!
- Hi!

235
00:08:59,636 --> 00:09:01,372
There's your Daddy!

236
00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:03,605
- Oh my goodness!
- Hi, baby.

237
00:09:03,607 --> 00:09:06,408
- Hi, Mom!
- Oh, I miss you!

238
00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:07,509
I miss you too.

239
00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,382
- You look tired. Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.

240
00:09:11,582 --> 00:09:13,115
Will you shave for Thanksgiving?

241
00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,018
I will not.

242
00:09:14,852 --> 00:09:15,721
What do you say, Dad?
How are you?

243
00:09:16,888 --> 00:09:18,357
The toilet paper roll broke
off the wall, I fixed it.

244
00:09:19,223 --> 00:09:20,757
Good, good, good, good.

245
00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:22,792
Um, can I show you
my mosaic I made?

246
00:09:22,794 --> 00:09:24,295
Um, I would love to see it.

247
00:09:25,163 --> 00:09:26,432
It's good to see you guys.

248
00:09:27,698 --> 00:09:28,831
Pop, can you turn it down
a little bit? It's kinda loud.

249
00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,800
- Just turn it off, honey.
- No, no he can turn it on.

250
00:09:30,802 --> 00:09:32,768
- Oh, he can turn it off.
- Fine, I'll turn it off.

251
00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:34,803
- I don't need to see it.
- You don't have to turn it off.

252
00:09:34,805 --> 00:09:36,140
You can turn it... Okay.

253
00:09:37,308 --> 00:09:39,010
Oh, no,
you want to hit "satellite."

254
00:09:40,111 --> 00:09:41,643
No, it's...
Now it's in Spanish.

255
00:09:41,645 --> 00:09:43,982
That's sap.

256
00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:46,150
You're not gonna...
You wanna hit the...

257
00:09:46,384 --> 00:09:48,551
No, no, no, I got it,
I got it. Just...

258
00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:50,652
Okay, it's fine. No, no, no.
It's fine. It's good.

259
00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:51,454
You can do whatever you want,

260
00:09:51,456 --> 00:09:52,558
whatever you wanna do,
it's fine.

261
00:09:53,457 --> 00:09:53,889
You press
the lower button.

262
00:09:53,891 --> 00:09:55,159
I got it.

263
00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:56,993
And the volume's perfect here
'cause I can hear it

264
00:09:56,995 --> 00:09:58,197
all the way in the other room.

265
00:10:01,299 --> 00:10:03,331
Wait, what did Jo say?
What happened?

266
00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:06,502
She came out and said,
"Surprise”, and Jo said,

267
00:10:06,504 --> 00:10:07,706
“Are you kidding me?”

268
00:10:08,773 --> 00:10:10,205
Are you hitting me?
Or kidding me?

269
00:10:10,207 --> 00:10:10,976
Kidding me.

270
00:10:11,809 --> 00:10:13,611
Jo is your funniest friend,
I think.

271
00:10:14,611 --> 00:10:16,180
Can I watch <i>Lab Rats?</i>

272
00:10:16,581 --> 00:10:17,616
Yes.

273
00:10:18,683 --> 00:10:20,686
But only one episode.
And not an extra-long one!

274
00:10:25,856 --> 00:10:27,358
Jesus Christ.

275
00:10:28,293 --> 00:10:30,562
- What's wrong?
- It's New Orleans.

276
00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:32,595
That shit's blowing up tonight,
it's bad.

277
00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:34,797
- People are going to die.
- Christopher, we said

278
00:10:34,799 --> 00:10:37,365
- we weren't gonna do that.
- Mom, it's not politics.

279
00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:38,337
It's... it's...

280
00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:40,970
current events, you know, it's
the news. It's happening now.

281
00:10:40,972 --> 00:10:45,044
I was very clear in my e-mail
that we're not talking politics!

282
00:10:45,242 --> 00:10:46,676
It's going to ruin
the entire weekend,

283
00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:49,311
you're destroying Thanksgiving.
Explain it to him, Hank.

284
00:10:49,313 --> 00:10:51,049
I'm not getting involved.

285
00:10:51,582 --> 00:10:52,415
Hank...

286
00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:54,153
There is nothing
to be involved in...

287
00:10:54,751 --> 00:10:56,819
I put my phone away,
I'm not gonna ruin Thanksgiving.

288
00:10:56,821 --> 00:10:58,590
- I promise. I promise.
- Attaboy.

289
00:10:59,189 --> 00:11:00,092
All right?

290
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:02,693
- Rest assured.
- Thank you.

291
00:11:04,761 --> 00:11:06,064
What else?

292
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,734
What's new with Mom and Dad,
what's going on with you guys?

293
00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:11,636
Same old!

294
00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,774
- Did you hear about Nancy Adams?
- No.

295
00:11:16,374 --> 00:11:17,743
- Stroke. Dead.
- Hmm.

296
00:11:18,476 --> 00:11:19,477
Oh, no.

297
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,011
- Wow.
- Yeah.

298
00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:24,549
- What a mess.
- Yeah, it's sad.

299
00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:36,428
What neighborhood is this?

300
00:11:36,794 --> 00:11:38,529
Um, Mid-Town.

301
00:11:40,932 --> 00:11:41,866
I don't recognize it,

302
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:43,501
I don't think
I've never been here before.

303
00:11:44,269 --> 00:11:45,303
It's basically our neighborhood.

304
00:11:46,337 --> 00:11:46,371
We're just two blocks that way.

305
00:11:47,438 --> 00:11:48,873
What is this guy doing?
Man, come on. Dude, move.

306
00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,610
Whoa, whoa.

307
00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:53,879
Jesus.

308
00:11:54,411 --> 00:11:56,614
- What's your problem?
- No, no, no.

309
00:11:56,813 --> 00:11:58,314
- I'm pinned in here.
- What's he doing?

310
00:11:58,316 --> 00:11:59,715
- I don't know, Mom.
- What's that guy doing?

311
00:11:59,717 --> 00:12:01,283
What the fuck
are you stopping for?

312
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,520
Get out the car!

313
00:12:02,953 --> 00:12:04,255
Leave me alone!

314
00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:06,489
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, okay.

315
00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:07,956
Oh, my God. Back out,
get out of here!

316
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:10,361
I'm gonna say something
to this guy. I got it.

317
00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:12,862
- Christopher!
- Hey, man! That's enough!

318
00:12:12,864 --> 00:12:14,399
Stop it,
Christopher, don't!

319
00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,200
Oh, my God,
what's that guy doing?

320
00:12:18,202 --> 00:12:19,534
I don't know,
I don't know.

321
00:12:19,536 --> 00:12:20,771
- He's got a knife!
- Oh, my God.

322
00:12:22,039 --> 00:12:22,838
- I know, I know, no, no, no, no!
- Close it, close it!

323
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,672
- No! Stop, stop!
- Close the window.

324
00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:24,974
Hardy, it's okay.

325
00:12:24,976 --> 00:12:27,645
- Get out of here! Get out...
- I can't get out of here, Mom!

326
00:12:27,879 --> 00:12:29,811
- I can't!
- Get out of here! Don't do that!

327
00:12:29,813 --> 00:12:31,614
Oh, he's coming over.
Oh, my God, what's he doing?

328
00:12:31,616 --> 00:12:33,548
- Stop! Stop it!
- Stop it! Get out of here!

329
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:34,785
Drive away! Drive away!

330
00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:37,688
Fuck you, faggot!

331
00:12:39,656 --> 00:12:40,558
Oh, my God.

332
00:12:41,858 --> 00:12:43,158
Let him go away,
let him go away.

333
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,664
- Get the fuck out of my country.
- God. He's leaving.

334
00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:49,931
Hardy, you okay?

335
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:50,935
Are you okay, baby?

336
00:12:52,703 --> 00:12:53,902
Get out of here, move.

337
00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:56,439
- I still... I can't, Mom. I'm...
- Well just back out,

338
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,407
I don't know how,
just do something!

339
00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:00,645
There's a car behind me, Mom!
I'm trying to handle it!

340
00:13:02,279 --> 00:13:03,615
Where do these go? The fennel.

341
00:13:04,881 --> 00:13:07,885
Uh, fennel goes in the fridge.
Cheese will go in the fridge.

342
00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:11,523
Um, radishes can stay out.

343
00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:14,760
- Shallots are dry. Garlic...
- Shallots are dry.

344
00:13:15,425 --> 00:13:17,393
Hey.

345
00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:19,497
Hardy said you were
yelling at a man in the car?

346
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:21,497
Yeah, yeah.

347
00:13:21,499 --> 00:13:23,669
- There was this road rage thing.
- What?

348
00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:26,636
I didn't have it!
This other guy had it.

349
00:13:26,638 --> 00:13:28,537
I didn't have road rage.
You know, this guy came up

350
00:13:28,539 --> 00:13:30,973
and he pulled out a knife
and started slashing tires

351
00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,841
and I just... you know,
I yelled at him to stop.

352
00:13:32,843 --> 00:13:34,710
Okay. well, in the future,

353
00:13:34,712 --> 00:13:36,881
let's not yell at crazy people
when Hardy's in the car.

354
00:13:37,281 --> 00:13:38,650
What if he would've rolled up
on you?

355
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:41,687
You weren't even there.
And I handled it beautifully.

356
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:42,920
I kept my cool.

357
00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:46,422
So... thanks.

358
00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:49,227
Oh, is that Patrick?
Hank! Patrick's here!

359
00:13:49,459 --> 00:13:50,828
<i>I'm up! I'm up!</i>

360
00:13:51,295 --> 00:13:53,231
We cool?

361
00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:00,103
- Hey!
- Yo, yo!

362
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,903
- What's up, man, how are you?
- What's up.

363
00:14:01,905 --> 00:14:04,040
- Hi!
- Hi Katie, good to see you.

364
00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:05,508
Happy Thanksgiving.

365
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:06,544
What?

366
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,582
What is that?

367
00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:13,652
Abbie. Not Katie.

368
00:14:14,018 --> 00:14:15,254
Abbie.

369
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,955
Ugh! I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.

370
00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:21,824
Come on, man! We've been
together for like a year!

371
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,825
No, I know, I know, I just
thought... Katie was the old one.

372
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,398
Don't say the old one.
Don't even mention the old one.

373
00:14:26,597 --> 00:14:28,600
- Just help me out, man!
- I'm sorry.

374
00:14:31,468 --> 00:14:32,938
Make yourself at home, Abbie!

375
00:14:37,808 --> 00:14:40,075
- So, the...
- Uh... Go ahead. Sorry.

376
00:14:40,077 --> 00:14:42,047
I was gonna say,
the place looks good.

377
00:14:42,612 --> 00:14:44,479
- Thanks, man.
- Is this room new?

378
00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:47,018
The living room?

379
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:49,888
No.

380
00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:53,122
- No.
- Pat, why'd you get in so late?

381
00:14:53,124 --> 00:14:54,793
- Was your flight delayed?
- Ugh!

382
00:14:55,393 --> 00:14:57,759
There were all these fucking
protestors at the airport,

383
00:14:57,761 --> 00:14:59,128
- so it took forever.
- Yeah.

384
00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:01,397
The good job guys,
piss off everyone.

385
00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:02,697
- Yeah.
- Idiots.

386
00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:03,601
Totally.

387
00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:06,067
Hey, this coffee is great,
but I think,

388
00:15:06,069 --> 00:15:08,771
I'm ready to move onto
the beer portion of the day.

389
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:11,777
- I'll join you.
- Yeah! You having one?

390
00:15:12,577 --> 00:15:16,414
No, no, no, it's really early.
But I will go get them for you.

391
00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:21,586
Sure, I'll take one.

392
00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,758
- Okay.
- Thank you.

393
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:31,563
- So, Abbie, how's work?
- Oh, um...

394
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,966
I was hurt, Eleanor.
I'm on worker's comp.

395
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:37,532
Oh no! What happened?

396
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,136
Um, well, what happened was,
I was leaving my office

397
00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:42,772
and a co-worker decided
to hit me with her car.

398
00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:44,473
- Oh, my God!
- Thank you.

399
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:48,480
Yeah, I broke my clavicle
and two bones in my right foot.

400
00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:51,080
Yeah, thank you so much,
Lydia Wong.

401
00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:54,885
What? Okay, well...

402
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,924
- I'm sorry?
- Well, that's not...

403
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:02,325
- That's not appropriate.
- I'm sorry?

404
00:16:02,327 --> 00:16:03,792
- That's not appropriate.
- What?

405
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,761
- Chris?
- No, you said her last name

406
00:16:05,763 --> 00:16:07,699
in a way that implied that
Asian women are bad drivers.

407
00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:10,166
That is not the case. And that
is offensive, I'm sorry.

408
00:16:10,168 --> 00:16:12,835
I absolutely did not say her
name in a way that implied that.

409
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,702
There was an emphasis
on that Wong.

410
00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:16,874
- There was no emphasis.
- Hey, hey, and by the way,

411
00:16:17,442 --> 00:16:19,474
- some of them are bad drivers.
- Bad drivers.

412
00:16:19,476 --> 00:16:21,777
Percentage-wise, who do you
think gets in more car accidents

413
00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:23,582
in this country,
white men or Asian women?

414
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,715
- Asian women?
- No, Dad. No.

415
00:16:26,717 --> 00:16:29,053
White men. I wouldn't have
said it if it was Asians.

416
00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:32,754
Statistically speaking, Asians,
safest drivers of any race.

417
00:16:32,756 --> 00:16:34,156
- That's a fact.
- Okay.

418
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:35,990
- Okay, Chris. Okay.
- How do you know that?

419
00:16:35,992 --> 00:16:36,825
- Why do you know that?
- Yeah.

420
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,962
'Cause I read
an article about it.

421
00:16:38,929 --> 00:16:40,564
Okay, was that article
published by Asians?

422
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,600
Anyways, I'm so sorry
that happened to you, Abbie.

423
00:16:45,602 --> 00:16:46,604
Thank you, Kai.

424
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,604
But it was actually kinda fun,
I have to say.

425
00:16:49,606 --> 00:16:52,508
Because I couldn't really move,
so, I did a lot

426
00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:53,575
- watching TV...
- Mm-hmm.

427
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,615
...kind of catching up on TV,
and reading and...

428
00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:59,183
mixing it up with people online.

429
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,584
- Mixing it up?
- Mm-hmm.

430
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:01,952
- Yeah.
- I like that!

431
00:17:02,153 --> 00:17:03,555
- Yeah.
- I do.

432
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,689
What do you mean by that?
Who are you mixing it up with?

433
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:09,891
Oh, haters, primarily.
And losers, also.

434
00:17:09,893 --> 00:17:11,060
- Haters and losers?
- Mm-hmm.

435
00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:14,096
Oh, babe, babe.
We have to get Hardy

436
00:17:14,098 --> 00:17:16,165
because we have to Facetime
my parents before they leave.

437
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:17,765
- Oh.
- Okay, come on.

438
00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,234
- Okay.
- Come on.

439
00:17:19,236 --> 00:17:20,572
What is she talking about?

440
00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:22,871
What the fuck is that shit?

441
00:17:22,873 --> 00:17:24,807
- Man, you needed a break.
- Yeah, I need a break.

442
00:17:24,809 --> 00:17:26,609
- Kai, Kai, Kai.
- Okay. You needed a break.

443
00:17:26,611 --> 00:17:28,142
Let me tell you something,
right now.

444
00:17:28,144 --> 00:17:30,612
My brother, I love him.

445
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,182
What an asshole.
And his girlfriend...

446
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,820
...she sucks.

447
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:37,852
- I did call her Katie. Yes!
- No you didn't.

448
00:17:37,854 --> 00:17:39,588
- You've met her before!
- I know.

449
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,893
One time at Uncle Lou's funeral!
I was grieving!

450
00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:45,093
Okay, well,
we know she's not great...

451
00:17:45,095 --> 00:17:46,262
- Yeah.
- ...and we know that,

452
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:49,197
so, let's just be cool with it
and deal with it, okay?

453
00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:51,599
Okay. I'm telling you right now,
if these motherfuckers

454
00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:53,702
bring up the Oath,
I'm gonna lose my mind. Okay?

455
00:17:53,704 --> 00:17:56,071
I'm sure they're all about it.
And if they go there,

456
00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:58,907
I. Will. Drop. Some. Shit.

457
00:17:58,909 --> 00:18:01,042
No. You. Won't.
You wanna know why?

458
00:18:01,044 --> 00:18:02,878
Because I will drop
some shit on you.

459
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,113
And I don't even know
what the fuck that means!

460
00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:06,550
Can we just chill?

461
00:18:06,984 --> 00:18:07,886
Huh?

462
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,886
Look. Let's try to avoid

463
00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:13,621
that conversation
for the next three days, okay?

464
00:18:13,623 --> 00:18:16,060
- No... no oath convo.
- Okay.

465
00:18:16,593 --> 00:18:18,226
Let's leave the oath
in the streets...

466
00:18:18,228 --> 00:18:20,498
- Yep. Yep.
- And let's enjoy the holiday.

467
00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,234
- Okay.
- All right?

468
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,803
God, that I don't believe in...

469
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:26,834
give me the strength
to get through

470
00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:28,839
the next three days, please.
Amen.

471
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:30,175
Hallelujah to that.

472
00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:32,942
Okay, let's Facetime
your parents.

473
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:35,046
Oh no, I just said that
to get you out of the room.

474
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,183
- That was a ruse?
- Yes, that was a ruse.

475
00:18:38,783 --> 00:18:40,983
- You're the greatest.
- Mm.

476
00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:42,687
I don't know. Okay, let's go

477
00:18:42,986 --> 00:18:44,054
Hello!

478
00:18:46,256 --> 00:18:48,223
Jackson could do it all.
He's got all the tools.

479
00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:50,059
- There you go.
- And Grinnel.

480
00:18:50,061 --> 00:18:51,295
- He's got a sick arm.
- Hey.

481
00:18:51,728 --> 00:18:53,963
Oh, yeah,
I bet he'll wind up in Tampa.

482
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,031
Oh, for sure.
He's a big motherfucker.

483
00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,765
- Whoa.
- Easy, easy on the language.

484
00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,734
Yeah, man. Can we try not
swearing for like a second?

485
00:18:59,736 --> 00:19:00,639
- Just one second, please?
- Sorry. Sorry.

486
00:19:01,906 --> 00:19:03,272
Sir, your apps are on the way,
can I get anyone another drink?

487
00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,676
I'll do another SoCo and Coke.

488
00:19:05,141 --> 00:19:06,210
Anyone else?

489
00:19:07,777 --> 00:19:09,014
I think we're good.

490
00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:14,719
What's so funny? What do you
got going on over there?

491
00:19:14,919 --> 00:19:16,688
I'm sorry.

492
00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:19,021
I'm so sorry. I just...

493
00:19:19,023 --> 00:19:21,192
I posted this article
to Facebook

494
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:24,726
and this guy just called me
a dumb bitch,

495
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:28,132
- so, I am fucking with him.
- Let's watch the swears, Ka...

496
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:35,005
Were you just about
to call me Katie?

497
00:19:37,374 --> 00:19:38,676
No. I said,

498
00:19:39,843 --> 00:19:41,278
“Let's watch the swears, K?”
Like, “okay.”

499
00:19:42,846 --> 00:19:44,248
- No, you didn't.
- What do I do here?

500
00:19:44,881 --> 00:19:46,715
- What do I do here, man?
- Get my name right!

501
00:19:46,717 --> 00:19:48,282
- It's really not that hard.
- Hey, hey, hey!

502
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,351
- It's sort of base respect.
- Hey! Remember, we had a talk?

503
00:19:50,353 --> 00:19:52,053
Just... Both of you
need to chill.

504
00:19:57,727 --> 00:19:58,596
Whoa.

505
00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:00,696
Goddamn,
plain bullshit, you hear me!

506
00:20:00,698 --> 00:20:01,798
Excuse me, sir,
what's the problem?

507
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,899
These punks are talking bullshit
against our country.

508
00:20:04,901 --> 00:20:05,903
We can say
whatever we want.

509
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:07,936
No, you can't
say whatever you want!

510
00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:08,640
Hardy, I'm gonna say
some names from Hogwarts,

511
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:09,741
and I want you to tell me
what house they're from.

512
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:11,741
- Fuck off old man.
- Settle down.

513
00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:14,109
- Hey, hey, hey!
- You fuck off!

514
00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:15,847
- Fuck the Oath, they say!
- Sir, please...

515
00:20:16,112 --> 00:20:18,013
She's in Ravenclaw.

516
00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:20,014
- Yes, she is.
- You fuck off right now.

517
00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:22,386
You fuck off, do you hear me?
Goddammit!

518
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,320
You should feel grateful
that you live in this country!

519
00:20:25,322 --> 00:20:26,321
You should feel grateful

520
00:20:26,323 --> 00:20:28,927
that you live
in the United States of America!

521
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,361
Fuck off.

522
00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,328
Fuck you all! Don't you put
your goddamn hands on me.

523
00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:37,433
You touched
all the food.

524
00:20:37,435 --> 00:20:38,803
All right, well...

525
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:41,869
- My hands are clean.
- You're all family.

526
00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:43,641
- Have some celery, baby.
- Germs don't really...

527
00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:45,940
<i>The CPU,
or Citizen's Protection Unit,</i>

528
00:20:45,942 --> 00:20:48,142
<i>that grew out of a division
of Homeland Security,</i>

529
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:49,744
<i>has been accused
of being responsible</i>

530
00:20:49,746 --> 00:20:51,879
<i>for the disappearances
of several dozen activists,</i>

531
00:20:51,881 --> 00:20:53,384
<i>including actor Seth Rogen.</i>

532
00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:58,253
Jesus Christ.
They took Seth Rogen. He's gone.

533
00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,121
- Straight up took him.
- Are you serious?

534
00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:03,058
Yeah. And, and @philorange.
Gone.

535
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:05,494
- No one knows where he is.
- I don't even know who that is.

536
00:21:05,496 --> 00:21:08,796
@philorange, he organized
that big Oath Rally in Chicago

537
00:21:08,798 --> 00:21:10,465
that I went with fucking Dan.

538
00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,400
Dude, the government is straight
up taking people

539
00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:13,337
and killing them!

540
00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:15,707
Hey...

541
00:21:16,407 --> 00:21:17,242
Hmm?

542
00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:19,010
It's gonna be scary
the next couple days...

543
00:21:19,877 --> 00:21:21,111
we just gotta remember
who we are...

544
00:21:21,344 --> 00:21:22,279
and we gotta remember that

545
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:23,982
we're not gonna let them
change who we are.

546
00:21:24,180 --> 00:21:25,150
Mm-hmm.

547
00:21:27,383 --> 00:21:29,051
- I love you.
- Love you, too.

548
00:21:29,053 --> 00:21:31,019
I'm gonna watch the news
for a little bit more, okay?

549
00:21:31,021 --> 00:21:32,788
- Okay.
- <i>You have no idea,</i>

550
00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,857
<i>if they were taken by this
government, you're saying that</i>

551
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:36,425
<i>our government
spent the time and resources...</i>

552
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:38,359
Of course, they're gonna
trot out this fuckin idiot

553
00:21:38,361 --> 00:21:39,930
- to defend it. Sorry.
- Shh.

554
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:52,206
- Hello, hello!
- Daddy keeps making poop.

555
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,810
- What?
- I think he has the flu.

556
00:21:54,812 --> 00:21:56,779
- No, no!
- Hi.

557
00:21:56,781 --> 00:21:58,880
- Dude, don't touch me.
- And just...

558
00:21:58,882 --> 00:22:01,949
I was not a popular person
on the plane.

559
00:22:01,951 --> 00:22:04,485
- It was a rough eight hours.
- I'm so sorry.

560
00:22:04,487 --> 00:22:06,487
Um, I could use a drink,

561
00:22:06,489 --> 00:22:07,726
- I'll be honest.
- Yep.

562
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:09,524
- I love the additions!
- Thank you.

563
00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:11,996
And I love the new sconces!

564
00:22:12,329 --> 00:22:14,228
- Thank you!
- I made these by hand.

565
00:22:14,230 --> 00:22:17,166
- I... I smithed them.
- I... You did not.

566
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:18,833
- I did.
- I know you did not.

567
00:22:18,835 --> 00:22:21,169
- You cannot build anything.
- I... I can't build anything.

568
00:22:21,171 --> 00:22:23,073
I am not a real man.

569
00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:25,541
No, but you can cook, baby,
so, you are a real man.

570
00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:28,079
- I can cook, this is true.
- He can cook.

571
00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:30,849
Speaking of masculine and cool,
where is Pat?

572
00:22:31,381 --> 00:22:33,247
I don't know. I think
he's in the shower

573
00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:34,448
with his girlfriend
or something?

574
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:35,917
I don't know.
I don't know, guys.

575
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:37,886
How many fights
have the two of you got into?

576
00:22:37,888 --> 00:22:40,992
- Like half of one? Hmm.
- Uh, I counted three.

577
00:22:41,324 --> 00:22:43,260
If you're including
arguments, three.

578
00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:45,526
- Listen...
- Ow! Shit.

579
00:22:45,528 --> 00:22:47,094
I know, I know.

580
00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:49,598
- What up, sis?
- Oh, my God!

581
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,599
Please put pants on!
Please put pants on.

582
00:22:51,601 --> 00:22:53,301
Sorry, I wanted
to see my sister first!

583
00:22:53,303 --> 00:22:55,305
- Hi Abbie, how are you?
- Good.

584
00:22:55,505 --> 00:22:57,007
- Good.
- Thanks.

585
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,875
I'm so excited
to see everybody!

586
00:22:59,877 --> 00:23:01,843
Is that the hottest
the shower gets, by the way?

587
00:23:01,845 --> 00:23:03,544
<i>Thank you.</i>

588
00:23:03,546 --> 00:23:06,918
All right, pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

589
00:23:08,384 --> 00:23:11,119
Muah! Okay,
<i>Zootopia</i> in 30 seconds!

590
00:23:11,121 --> 00:23:13,021
Whoa, whoa. Heyo.

591
00:23:13,023 --> 00:23:14,555
- These are heavy, man.
- Nice.

592
00:23:14,557 --> 00:23:17,959
I got a one, I got a <i>due,</i>
a three.

593
00:23:17,961 --> 00:23:20,028
Do you have one that's just
pineapple? That's for Abbie.

594
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:21,597
I got half of one
that's just pineapple

595
00:23:21,599 --> 00:23:23,134
and she can have
the whole thing.

596
00:23:23,499 --> 00:23:24,468
Hey, does Clark want some?

597
00:23:25,602 --> 00:23:27,336
No, I gave him a saltine earlier
and his anus exploded.

598
00:23:27,338 --> 00:23:28,370
- Jesus!
- It was like fireworks.

599
00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:29,538
You guys would've love it,

600
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:30,872
it was super patriotic.

601
00:23:30,874 --> 00:23:32,576
That's disgusting.

602
00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:35,013
Hey, have you tried
our water?

603
00:23:35,278 --> 00:23:37,012
- For what?
- Just, like, for him

604
00:23:37,014 --> 00:23:38,146
to drink
to flush everything out.

605
00:23:38,148 --> 00:23:39,513
Yeah. It was the first thing
we tried.

606
00:23:39,515 --> 00:23:41,250
- Turn on the news.
- It's a good idea, babe.

607
00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:42,253
- What?
- Turn on the news. Right now.

608
00:23:43,187 --> 00:23:44,054
- Right there, turn it on.
- What?

609
00:23:45,288 --> 00:23:46,557
<i>The optics are stunning.</i>

610
00:23:46,957 --> 00:23:49,190
<i>Gus Alverson,
eight-term congressman</i>

611
00:23:49,192 --> 00:23:51,292
<i>and head of the Congressional
Black Caucus...</i>

612
00:23:51,294 --> 00:23:53,128
- <i>being taken away...</i>
- Holy shit.

613
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,463
<i>...in handcuffs.
Truly shocking.</i>

614
00:23:54,465 --> 00:23:55,600
Unbelievable.

615
00:23:56,065 --> 00:23:57,499
- What'd he do?
- Nothing, Mom!

616
00:23:57,501 --> 00:23:59,568
- He didn't do anything.
- He didn't do nothing.

617
00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:01,369
He lit a copy of
the Oath on fire

618
00:24:01,371 --> 00:24:02,670
in front of some constituents.

619
00:24:02,672 --> 00:24:04,473
That's not nothing,
last time I checked.

620
00:24:04,475 --> 00:24:07,141
That is so not illegal.

621
00:24:07,143 --> 00:24:08,542
You can do whatever you want,
you can take the American flag

622
00:24:08,544 --> 00:24:09,610
and could shove it up
your asshole.

623
00:24:09,612 --> 00:24:11,416
- Oh, God!
- Christopher, please.

624
00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:12,648
It's not illegal, Mom. Why...

625
00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:14,619
And who are you getting
this information from?

626
00:24:15,185 --> 00:24:16,952
- @fatasspatriot.
- Okay, yeah.

627
00:24:16,954 --> 00:24:19,253
Well, he's a good source
@fatasspatriot.

628
00:24:19,255 --> 00:24:21,956
In the rich tradition
of Rather and Murrow,

629
00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:23,157
and @fatasspatriot?

630
00:24:23,159 --> 00:24:25,359
- Hey, hey! Chill out, man!
- That's fucking ridiculous!

631
00:24:25,361 --> 00:24:27,098
First of all, he's verified.

632
00:24:27,464 --> 00:24:29,430
He's a verified fucking idiot!

633
00:24:29,432 --> 00:24:31,599
Second of all,
Alverson's a show boater.

634
00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:34,503
Okay, we all know that. He just
wants... he wants the attention...

635
00:24:34,505 --> 00:24:36,908
- He wants...
- Fuck that shit, dog!

636
00:24:37,140 --> 00:24:39,006
- Christopher, enough.
- No, no, fuck that.

637
00:24:39,008 --> 00:24:41,109
The guy is a civil rights icon.

638
00:24:41,111 --> 00:24:43,147
They're arresting opposition
leaders, Pat.

639
00:24:43,346 --> 00:24:45,414
It's not the way it's supposed
to work in this country!

640
00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:47,148
Then they shouldn't be
violently protesting!

641
00:24:47,150 --> 00:24:49,451
Okay? And for the record,
maybe more politicians

642
00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:51,089
should be in handcuffs.
They're all crooks.

643
00:24:52,989 --> 00:24:54,188
What a hot take.

644
00:24:54,190 --> 00:24:56,124
"Urgh, you should
lock 'em all up!”

645
00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:58,193
- Hey, no...
- Are you guys in here fighting

646
00:24:58,195 --> 00:25:00,198
- right now? TV, off.
- Can I get a plate, please?

647
00:25:00,397 --> 00:25:02,464
Turn on some music.

648
00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:04,099
Alice, I got pineapple, I heard

649
00:25:04,101 --> 00:25:05,967
- that's what you like, Abbie.
- Yes, thank you, Kai.

650
00:25:05,969 --> 00:25:07,671
- I'm good, I'm good, I'm done.
- Knock it off. Stop it.

651
00:25:09,739 --> 00:25:11,005
But, did you get one

652
00:25:11,007 --> 00:25:12,040
- without gluten?
- Come again?

653
00:25:12,042 --> 00:25:13,574
- I was looking...
- Say what?

654
00:25:13,576 --> 00:25:14,945
Did you get one without gluten?

655
00:25:15,512 --> 00:25:16,978
Beautiful.

656
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:19,080
Thank you. Beautiful.

657
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,049
All right, I'm gonna
take this to the kids.

658
00:25:21,051 --> 00:25:22,751
You guys, it tastes
just like the real thing!

659
00:25:22,753 --> 00:25:24,121
Does anyone want wine?

660
00:25:24,420 --> 00:25:25,523
I'll get some.

661
00:25:27,256 --> 00:25:28,357
I think you have a fever.

662
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,061
Come in.

663
00:25:31,394 --> 00:25:32,529
How you feeling, Clark?

664
00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:34,332
Empty.

665
00:25:35,365 --> 00:25:36,533
Sorry about the smell.

666
00:25:37,133 --> 00:25:38,433
It's okay, we're gonna move.

667
00:25:38,435 --> 00:25:39,634
I'd love to sleep
somewhere else tonight,

668
00:25:39,636 --> 00:25:41,269
- do you have another room?
- No, this is it.

669
00:25:41,271 --> 00:25:42,206
This is all I got.

670
00:25:43,372 --> 00:25:44,574
Alice, can I go talk to you
outside about that thing?

671
00:25:45,342 --> 00:25:47,109
- Yes.
- No.

672
00:25:47,111 --> 00:25:48,045
- Yes.
- Yes.

673
00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:50,178
- You guys... It's not fair.
- Do you want some of that?

674
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:52,280
Okay, let me know
if you need anything.

675
00:25:52,282 --> 00:25:55,050
- I love you.
- Go, go, go. It's happening.

676
00:25:55,052 --> 00:25:56,688
- It's happening. It's happening.
- Let's go.

677
00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:04,091
Wow.

678
00:26:04,093 --> 00:26:05,526
- Fucking cool guy.
- Yeah, you are.

679
00:26:05,528 --> 00:26:08,065
But let a pro... let a pro do it.

680
00:26:08,631 --> 00:26:10,267
- Show me how it's done, sis.
- Okay.

681
00:26:15,205 --> 00:26:16,073
Don't laugh!

682
00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:17,738
Are you okay,
after that monster hit?

683
00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:18,976
Don't laugh!

684
00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:21,378
Seriously, when is the last time
you got high? I'm curious.

685
00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:25,382
Oh. Okay. Clark and I went
to see Pearl Jam.

686
00:26:26,150 --> 00:26:27,349
- And...
- Already cool.

687
00:26:27,351 --> 00:26:28,486
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

688
00:26:28,685 --> 00:26:32,087
And he thought we should
get a pot brownie...

689
00:26:32,089 --> 00:26:33,157
Mm-hmm.

690
00:26:34,257 --> 00:26:37,594
...and we did, and I fell asleep
in the second song.

691
00:26:38,128 --> 00:26:39,794
Yeah!

692
00:26:39,796 --> 00:26:41,298
But you know
what was great?

693
00:26:41,564 --> 00:26:43,264
- Their first song.
- I bet it was great.

694
00:26:43,266 --> 00:26:44,601
Ah, such a good first song.

695
00:26:48,272 --> 00:26:49,439
It's good to see Mom.

696
00:26:50,506 --> 00:26:53,510
I mean, I need someone
in my life whose job it is

697
00:26:53,776 --> 00:26:56,844
- to tell me who's died recently.
- Yep. Yep. Yeah.

698
00:26:56,846 --> 00:26:59,580
- I need that person. I know.
- She's the obituary.

699
00:26:59,582 --> 00:27:02,250
Oh boy. Oh, actually,
she has two jobs.

700
00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:03,454
Her other job is to say,

701
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:05,387
“You and your
brother gotta stop fighting

702
00:27:05,389 --> 00:27:07,625
and I'm goddamn serious!"

703
00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:09,259
- Okay.
- "Stop it!”

704
00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:13,031
- Well, with that, she's right.
- I know,

705
00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:15,500
- I know!
- Enough of that, seriously.

706
00:27:15,798 --> 00:27:18,867
I know that you don't agree
with him, and we are right.

707
00:27:18,869 --> 00:27:20,769
- Yes! We are right!
- We are right.

708
00:27:20,771 --> 00:27:22,603
- And he is wrong.
- He's wrong.

709
00:27:22,605 --> 00:27:24,705
- But you just don't go there.
- Okay, okay.

710
00:27:24,707 --> 00:27:27,178
- Okay?
- I won't go there.

711
00:27:27,643 --> 00:27:31,481
Can I say one thing about... her
and I'll let it go after that?

712
00:27:31,681 --> 00:27:33,615
- Okay.
- Like, for real, she sucks.

713
00:27:33,617 --> 00:27:35,353
She's... she's like a bad person.

714
00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:38,386
And it's just like, his world
view is already fucked up

715
00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:40,488
and she's making it worse.
It's gasoline on a fire,

716
00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:42,359
I don't like what I'm seeing,
and I think it sucks.

717
00:27:44,128 --> 00:27:46,697
I bet those two signed
the Oath like that.

718
00:27:47,764 --> 00:27:49,266
Fucking bullshit.

719
00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:57,574
Alice...

720
00:27:58,441 --> 00:28:01,576
- No! No!
- Don't be mad.

721
00:28:01,578 --> 00:28:03,244
- You signed it?
- I signed it.

722
00:28:03,246 --> 00:28:05,382
- What?
- I didn't want to!

723
00:28:05,748 --> 00:28:07,381
Clark was freaked out,

724
00:28:07,383 --> 00:28:10,784
his company was just putting
a lot of pressure.

725
00:28:10,786 --> 00:28:14,191
So, we came to the conclusion
that the thing to do...

726
00:28:14,757 --> 00:28:17,260
was to sign it,
uh, and then just

727
00:28:17,628 --> 00:28:21,165
keep fighting the good fight,
but on the D.L.

728
00:28:26,602 --> 00:28:28,406
- Sorry.
- Mm-mm.

729
00:28:31,842 --> 00:28:32,810
Are you mad?

730
00:28:33,976 --> 00:28:35,109
Because I'm gonna be mad at you
if you're mad at me.

731
00:28:35,111 --> 00:28:37,811
No, no, no. I'm not!
I'm not mad, I'm not mad.

732
00:28:37,813 --> 00:28:39,182
I'm just a little...

733
00:28:40,316 --> 00:28:41,582
I don't know,
a little surprised.

734
00:28:41,584 --> 00:28:44,154
But listen, hey, hey, hello,

735
00:28:44,353 --> 00:28:47,455
you and Clark have your life
and your family,

736
00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:48,956
and gotta do what
is right for you.

737
00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,161
And I'm not gonna sit here
and be like,

738
00:28:51,361 --> 00:28:52,697
“You're wrong!” So...

739
00:28:59,468 --> 00:29:01,503
- Alice signed.
- She did?

740
00:29:01,505 --> 00:29:02,439
Yeah.

741
00:29:03,407 --> 00:29:04,542
You okay with that?

742
00:29:05,942 --> 00:29:07,144
I don't know.

743
00:29:07,678 --> 00:29:08,612
No.

744
00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:12,214
- I'm just sad for her, I guess.
- I don't know.

745
00:29:12,216 --> 00:29:14,519
Well she's gotta do what she
thinks is right for her family.

746
00:29:14,951 --> 00:29:16,818
Yeah, I know,
she made a huge mistake

747
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:18,556
and now she has
to live with it, so...

748
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:22,459
You want to watch the news?

749
00:29:23,226 --> 00:29:24,227
Nah.

750
00:29:38,675 --> 00:29:39,911
And that...

751
00:29:40,877 --> 00:29:44,378
We're in a very good place.
Na, na, na, na.

752
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,315
Okay.

753
00:29:45,681 --> 00:29:47,482
Here we go.
And I would say

754
00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:49,650
we got about 90 minutes left
on that turkey, Ma.

755
00:29:49,652 --> 00:29:51,319
- How are we doing over here?
- Good.

756
00:29:51,321 --> 00:29:53,658
The nuts are done,
the appetizers are fine.

757
00:29:54,557 --> 00:29:56,259
How do you want me to cut
these carrots?

758
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,762
Fine dice please.

759
00:29:58,629 --> 00:30:00,895
All right, hello! Whoa!

760
00:30:00,897 --> 00:30:02,997
- How are we doing over here?
- We're almost done!

761
00:30:02,999 --> 00:30:04,765
Okay, so listen,
five minute warning

762
00:30:04,767 --> 00:30:07,301
and then you are in charge
of setting the kids' table.

763
00:30:07,303 --> 00:30:08,839
- I'm in charge!
- Always!

764
00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:10,871
The burning I can handle,

765
00:30:10,873 --> 00:30:12,506
it's just the flaking
that drives me crazy.

766
00:30:12,508 --> 00:30:13,742
Do you have a cream for that?

767
00:30:13,744 --> 00:30:15,342
I got some nuts for you guys.

768
00:30:15,344 --> 00:30:17,712
- Some herbs and stuff.
- It's crusty...

769
00:30:17,714 --> 00:30:19,313
Just keep having
that gross conversation.

770
00:30:19,315 --> 00:30:20,650
Wash your hands
before you eat those!

771
00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:23,221
Hey, slow down, Asher!

772
00:30:23,786 --> 00:30:26,588
Okay, what have we got
right here?

773
00:30:26,590 --> 00:30:28,523
Hotsie-totsie. Oh, yeah.

774
00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:30,492
Is this dice
fine enough?

775
00:30:30,494 --> 00:30:32,293
Let me see what you have.
May I? Can I jump in here

776
00:30:32,295 --> 00:30:33,561
and just show you what I was
thinking?

777
00:30:33,563 --> 00:30:35,897
- Just give me a ba-ba-ba-ba...
- Oh, yeah.

778
00:30:35,899 --> 00:30:37,799
You should do
a cooking show, sweetie.

779
00:30:37,801 --> 00:30:39,701
I would love to!

780
00:30:39,703 --> 00:30:42,006
I would actually love
to do that.

781
00:30:45,976 --> 00:30:47,841
Where are you going?

782
00:30:47,843 --> 00:30:50,044
I gotta go to the store
and get Clark some NyQuil.

783
00:30:50,046 --> 00:30:52,480
- He has to sleep.
- Oh, my God.

784
00:30:52,482 --> 00:30:53,915
- And I have to sleep.
- Get some for yourself, too.

785
00:30:53,917 --> 00:30:55,019
I'll be back.

786
00:30:55,619 --> 00:30:56,687
Oh, shit.

787
00:30:57,086 --> 00:30:58,953
Love you, Clark.
Hang in there, dog!

788
00:30:58,955 --> 00:31:00,024
<i>Yeah, man.</i>

789
00:31:10,367 --> 00:31:11,933
<i>Large gatherings of protesters</i>

790
00:31:11,935 --> 00:31:13,635
<i>are now being reported
in New Orleans,</i>

791
00:31:13,637 --> 00:31:15,669
- <i>Chicago, Oakland, and Miami.</i>
- Fuck me.

792
00:31:15,671 --> 00:31:17,504
<i>And despite
multiple sources reporting it,</i>

793
00:31:17,506 --> 00:31:19,974
<i>we still are unable to confirm
if there is a forthcoming</i>

794
00:31:19,976 --> 00:31:21,642
<i>national curfew
to be mandated...</i>

795
00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:22,946
- Hi.
- Hi.

796
00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,913
Turkey's in, everyone's good,

797
00:31:24,915 --> 00:31:26,481
I was gonna watch
the news for ten minutes

798
00:31:26,483 --> 00:31:27,752
and then I'm done for the day.

799
00:31:27,950 --> 00:31:30,020
- And then we'll turn the TV off?
- Off.

800
00:31:30,454 --> 00:31:31,355
Off.

801
00:31:31,554 --> 00:31:32,456
- Love you.
- Love you.

802
00:31:45,768 --> 00:31:49,005
All right, everyone.
<i>Mange,</i> as they say!

803
00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:52,543
Oh, that's heavy.

804
00:31:53,677 --> 00:31:54,779
Thank you.

805
00:32:04,086 --> 00:32:06,754
These potatoes. Sorry,
I'm eating most of them!

806
00:32:06,756 --> 00:32:08,490
- Good!
- What'd you put in these?

807
00:32:08,492 --> 00:32:09,794
I put a little, um...

808
00:32:10,393 --> 00:32:13,096
pecorino in them, kind of,
brings out the umami.

809
00:32:14,531 --> 00:32:16,500
What does that mean?
What does "umami" mean?

810
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:19,567
It's a fifth flavor.

811
00:32:19,569 --> 00:32:22,606
It's kinda like savory, salty.

812
00:32:23,806 --> 00:32:24,941
That's good to know.

813
00:32:25,742 --> 00:32:27,378
Pass the syrah, please?

814
00:32:27,777 --> 00:32:29,346
This is lovely.

815
00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,613
Did I tell you that
we saw Bill Engvall

816
00:32:32,615 --> 00:32:34,416
at the Phoenix Civic Center?

817
00:32:34,418 --> 00:32:36,050
- No!
- No, how was he, Mom?

818
00:32:36,052 --> 00:32:38,421
He was so funny and charming.

819
00:32:38,721 --> 00:32:40,921
And his stories
were really funny.

820
00:32:40,923 --> 00:32:42,992
And clean. Didn't curse once.

821
00:32:43,192 --> 00:32:44,892
- Didn't have to.
- You don't have to.

822
00:32:44,894 --> 00:32:47,061
Alice, did you watch Chris Rock
on <i>Late Night?</i>

823
00:32:47,063 --> 00:32:48,730
Yes, so good. So good.

824
00:32:48,732 --> 00:32:50,701
We watched it literally
three times back to back.

825
00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:52,599
Funniest guy in the world.

826
00:32:52,601 --> 00:32:54,871
It was so funny.
Oh, my God.

827
00:32:55,705 --> 00:32:57,071
- What was that?
- Hmm?

828
00:32:57,073 --> 00:32:58,606
- What was that?
- What?

829
00:32:58,608 --> 00:33:00,044
- Nothing, nothing.
- Yeah.

830
00:33:00,509 --> 00:33:02,379
No, you just gave her
like a little look, like...

831
00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:05,179
Nothing, we're just
not the biggest Chris Rock fans.

832
00:33:05,181 --> 00:33:06,383
Yeah.

833
00:33:06,850 --> 00:33:08,986
- He's racist.
- Mm-hmm.

834
00:33:09,852 --> 00:33:11,753
- You think Chris Rock is racist?
- Yeah.

835
00:33:11,755 --> 00:33:12,756
A little bit.

836
00:33:17,194 --> 00:33:19,063
I'm sorry, that's
the stupidest fucking thing

837
00:33:19,496 --> 00:33:21,862
- I've ever heard in my life.
- Please, Christopher.

838
00:33:21,864 --> 00:33:24,101
I'm sorry, it's just wrong,
what she said. It's wrong.

839
00:33:24,633 --> 00:33:26,102
I'm sorry, how can it be wrong?

840
00:33:27,070 --> 00:33:28,172
It's her opinion.

841
00:33:29,372 --> 00:33:30,571
Yeah, and her opinion is wrong.
Chris Rock's not racist.

842
00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:33,140
He's best friends with
Adam Sandler. That is a fact.

843
00:33:33,142 --> 00:33:34,809
He's also friends
with Jerry Seinfeld.

844
00:33:34,811 --> 00:33:37,515
Also white. David Spade?
Ever fucking heard of him?

845
00:33:37,714 --> 00:33:40,013
- Best friend. Now that's a fact.
- You ask us what we...

846
00:33:40,015 --> 00:33:42,050
- They play basketball together.
- Okay, whatever, man.

847
00:33:42,052 --> 00:33:44,084
I don't know about their fucking
basketball schedule.

848
00:33:44,086 --> 00:33:46,253
You just asked us what we were
talking about and we told you.

849
00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:48,956
You know, it's actually...
It's racist to think...

850
00:33:48,958 --> 00:33:50,058
- Oh my God, babe.
- ...Chris Rock's racist.

851
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:51,559
All right, it's okay.
No, I got it.

852
00:33:51,561 --> 00:33:53,561
So, if we don't agree with you,
we're racist.

853
00:33:53,563 --> 00:33:54,829
- Yeah. Yes.
- Thank you.

854
00:33:54,831 --> 00:33:56,164
You nailed it.
You nailed it exactly.

855
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:57,635
Great.

856
00:33:58,101 --> 00:33:59,069
Stop.

857
00:34:00,269 --> 00:34:03,237
- Can we just enjoy our dinner?
- I just want to reiterate,

858
00:34:03,239 --> 00:34:06,507
these potatoes are so good!
I'm just gonna say it again!

859
00:34:06,509 --> 00:34:08,778
- These potatoes are good.
- Everything is.

860
00:34:10,579 --> 00:34:12,081
Sorry. Sorry.

861
00:34:12,849 --> 00:34:15,115
Oh, did I tell you
about Simon Avona?

862
00:34:15,117 --> 00:34:17,987
- No, what happened to Simon?
- His father. Car crash. Dead.

863
00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:19,957
Mm.

864
00:34:20,624 --> 00:34:21,759
That's terrible, Mom.

865
00:34:22,258 --> 00:34:23,726
Sorry to hear that.

866
00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,595
Well, Eleanor...

867
00:34:25,961 --> 00:34:27,530
these biscuits...

868
00:34:27,898 --> 00:34:29,696
amazing! Every year
they get better and better!

869
00:34:29,698 --> 00:34:31,566
You did such a great job.

870
00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:33,133
Same recipe
as last year!

871
00:34:33,135 --> 00:34:34,903
In fact,
everything I made this year,

872
00:34:34,905 --> 00:34:37,771
I made last year, except
for the pumpkin cheesecake.

873
00:34:37,773 --> 00:34:40,707
That is new. I saw it
on the <i>Barefoot Contessa.</i>

874
00:34:40,709 --> 00:34:41,845
Oh, we love that show.

875
00:34:42,979 --> 00:34:44,180
Sometimes, I call
Clark “Jeffrey.”

876
00:34:45,182 --> 00:34:47,051
- Wait, who's Jeffrey?
- It's her husband.

877
00:34:47,584 --> 00:34:48,619
Jesus Christ.

878
00:34:49,084 --> 00:34:50,119
What is it?

879
00:34:50,753 --> 00:34:52,655
- What's wrong?
- What is it?

880
00:34:56,593 --> 00:34:58,963
They just opened fire
on a crowd protesting the Oath.

881
00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:01,599
- Oh dear.
- Jesus Christ.

882
00:35:03,198 --> 00:35:05,034
Doz... dozens dead.

883
00:35:12,309 --> 00:35:14,041
I'm gonna go turn
on the news for a second...

884
00:35:14,043 --> 00:35:15,111
Absolutely not!

885
00:35:16,213 --> 00:35:17,044
I said that in my email.
We're not watching that...

886
00:35:17,046 --> 00:35:18,646
And it's my house, Mom,
thank you.

887
00:35:18,648 --> 00:35:20,117
Can we just finish dinner first?

888
00:35:21,617 --> 00:35:22,886
You don't think
this is important?

889
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:26,120
I know this is important
but let's finish eating.

890
00:35:26,122 --> 00:35:27,191
Yeah.

891
00:35:28,224 --> 00:35:29,224
Plus, we don't even know
what really happened.

892
00:35:29,226 --> 00:35:32,195
No, we do know what happened!
I just read it.

893
00:35:32,963 --> 00:35:35,966
They murdered dozens of people.
I just read it.

894
00:35:36,265 --> 00:35:37,798
Well, I'm reading
that they attacked

895
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,068
- a group of counter protestors.
- Oh, Jesus Christ,

896
00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:41,702
I can only imagine what source

897
00:35:41,704 --> 00:35:43,137
you're getting
that bullshit from.

898
00:35:43,139 --> 00:35:46,106
I'm not gonna fucking debate
with you here, okay?

899
00:35:46,108 --> 00:35:50,278
- Come on, language...
- I'm not Bill Engvall, okay?

900
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,213
Do I look like
Bill Engvall, dad?

901
00:35:52,215 --> 00:35:54,148
Let's just chill out.
Let's eat the meal...

902
00:35:54,150 --> 00:35:55,783
I don't want to eat!
I don't wanna eat!

903
00:35:55,785 --> 00:35:57,151
I'm sorry!
There's fucking innocent people

904
00:35:57,153 --> 00:35:58,385
being gunned down
in the streets.

905
00:35:58,387 --> 00:36:00,120
- It's affecting my appetite.
- Chris...

906
00:36:00,122 --> 00:36:01,388
- They're not innocent!
- Yes.

907
00:36:01,390 --> 00:36:02,356
They're breaking the law!

908
00:36:02,358 --> 00:36:04,626
That is what happens
when you break the law!

909
00:36:04,628 --> 00:36:07,264
"The law”? What, do we live
in fucking Tombstone!

910
00:36:07,731 --> 00:36:10,164
These are innocent people
exercising

911
00:36:10,166 --> 00:36:12,399
the first amendment,
and they have been

912
00:36:12,401 --> 00:36:14,334
gunned down
in the fucking streets...

913
00:36:14,336 --> 00:36:16,269
- Chris!
- ...by Brownshirts!

914
00:36:18,874 --> 00:36:20,878
- That's a little heavy.
- You support Nazi's.

915
00:36:21,177 --> 00:36:22,676
You fucking support Nazi's.

916
00:36:22,678 --> 00:36:24,211
That's my favorite thing
about liberals.

917
00:36:24,213 --> 00:36:25,879
My favorite thing,
as soon as they get triggered,

918
00:36:25,881 --> 00:36:28,883
- they call everyone a Nazi.
- Oh, shut the fuck up, Katie!

919
00:36:28,885 --> 00:36:30,417
Abbie. Dude!
Her name is Abbie!

920
00:36:30,419 --> 00:36:32,220
- I don't care what your name is.
- You're a dick!

921
00:36:32,222 --> 00:36:33,820
- Her name is Abbie!
- You suck,

922
00:36:33,822 --> 00:36:35,025
and everything
you fucking say sucks.

923
00:36:36,258 --> 00:36:38,291
And guess what? You're perfect
for this fucking asshole!

924
00:36:38,293 --> 00:36:40,662
- Chris, stop it.
- Oh, I'm an asshole? Fuck you!

925
00:36:40,664 --> 00:36:42,763
You treat people who don't agree
with everything you say

926
00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:45,867
like they're fucking morons.
And we're not! And guess what?

927
00:36:45,869 --> 00:36:47,734
Everything isn't horrible
all the time!

928
00:36:47,736 --> 00:36:49,437
First of all,
it is horrible all the time,

929
00:36:49,439 --> 00:36:52,242
and second of all, I'm sorry
to be the bearer of bad news

930
00:36:52,776 --> 00:36:55,977
but you're a fucking moron,
and so are fucking you.

931
00:36:55,979 --> 00:36:57,147
- Language.
- Chris!

932
00:36:58,381 --> 00:36:59,814
I bet you two motherfuckers
signed that Oath in two seconds.

933
00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:01,115
- Yeah, I did! I did!
- We did!

934
00:37:01,117 --> 00:37:02,816
- I knew it would come out!
- You just asked him!

935
00:37:02,818 --> 00:37:04,919
Yeah, I know! I know!
Fuck you, Pat.

936
00:37:04,921 --> 00:37:06,053
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

937
00:37:06,055 --> 00:37:07,354
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

938
00:37:07,356 --> 00:37:08,789
Seriously, seriously, hold on...

939
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:09,927
- Chris, stop it!
- No politics!

940
00:37:11,193 --> 00:37:12,059
Mom, Mom, this isn't political.
I just wanna say real quick,

941
00:37:12,061 --> 00:37:13,827
- real quick, seriously, Pat...
- Mm-hmm.

942
00:37:13,829 --> 00:37:16,196
...fuck you.
And Abbie, or Katie,

943
00:37:16,198 --> 00:37:17,698
or whatever the fuck
your name is,

944
00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,332
and fuck anyone who signed
that Oath,

945
00:37:19,334 --> 00:37:21,936
because they are stupid
fucking pigs

946
00:37:21,938 --> 00:37:23,307
and they should be
hung like pigs!

947
00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:27,044
What the fuck?

948
00:37:27,443 --> 00:37:30,113
- What the fuck?
- Not you, Alice!

949
00:37:30,713 --> 00:37:34,284
- And not Mom and Dad.
- Oh, thanks!

950
00:37:35,385 --> 00:37:37,218
But also, also,
like a little bit,

951
00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:39,320
- a little bit fuck you, Alice!
- What?

952
00:37:39,322 --> 00:37:41,388
Cause why'd you sign it?
Why'd you sign that shit?

953
00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:44,325
We have a kid too, okay?
And we care about her,

954
00:37:44,327 --> 00:37:46,760
and we don't want her to grow up
in a country where you have to

955
00:37:46,762 --> 00:37:49,363
comply with every fucking stupid
thing the government does!

956
00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:51,798
- We have pride!
- We do, too, asshole.

957
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,901
Get off your horse, bro.

958
00:37:53,903 --> 00:37:55,436
No, I like my horse!

959
00:37:55,438 --> 00:37:59,273
Kai and I have strong,
American, patriotic horses.

960
00:37:59,275 --> 00:38:02,079
You got a little show pony,
it fucking sucks balls.

961
00:38:02,278 --> 00:38:05,213
Okay, we're clean.
Y'all are fucking dirty.

962
00:38:05,215 --> 00:38:06,747
- Chris, stop it!
- You're dirty!

963
00:38:06,749 --> 00:38:08,015
- You're dirty.
- Just stop it!

964
00:38:08,017 --> 00:38:09,753
Just shut the fuck up!

965
00:38:10,787 --> 00:38:11,855
I signed it.

966
00:38:12,488 --> 00:38:15,224
Yeah, I signed it.
I fucking signed it.

967
00:38:15,758 --> 00:38:16,894
So, how about that?

968
00:38:26,102 --> 00:38:27,869
What the fuck
are you talking about?

969
00:38:27,871 --> 00:38:28,937
What do you mean you signed it?

970
00:38:28,939 --> 00:38:31,338
What? Why'd you lie to me?

971
00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:33,140
Can we have this conversation
in the other room?

972
00:38:33,142 --> 00:38:35,778
No. No, I want to talk
about it right here, right now.

973
00:38:36,044 --> 00:38:37,780
Chris, trust me.
Just talk in the other room.

974
00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:39,015
Alice, thank you so much,

975
00:38:39,983 --> 00:38:40,948
I don't need your help
running my house.

976
00:38:40,950 --> 00:38:42,950
I don't need your help.
Thank you, though.

977
00:38:42,952 --> 00:38:43,950
Thank you! I want to know,
right now,

978
00:38:43,952 --> 00:38:46,220
why my wife lied to me
in front of everyone.

979
00:38:46,222 --> 00:38:47,191
Tell everyone.

980
00:38:47,923 --> 00:38:49,323
Why'd you lie to me? Why?

981
00:38:49,325 --> 00:38:50,294
- Why I lied to you?
- Why?

982
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:52,095
- Why I lied to you?
- Why did you lie to me?

983
00:38:52,796 --> 00:38:54,798
Fuck you! Why did I lie to you?

984
00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:56,265
Really?

985
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,769
You wanna frame the question,
just like that, for me?

986
00:39:00,269 --> 00:39:01,936
Why I lied to you?

987
00:39:01,938 --> 00:39:03,236
I'm gonna go check
on the children.

988
00:39:03,238 --> 00:39:04,974
Why I lied to you?

989
00:39:07,276 --> 00:39:09,079
We both said
we weren't gonna do it.

990
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,247
Why did you sign?

991
00:39:12,548 --> 00:39:15,850
Because, Chris, my husband's
running around here acting like

992
00:39:15,852 --> 00:39:18,218
he's the white Nelson Mandela
and if anybody's

993
00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:20,957
not following his lead,
then they're the enemy.

994
00:39:21,557 --> 00:39:23,356
Now, I love my daughter,

995
00:39:23,358 --> 00:39:25,926
and I will do whatever it takes
to protect her.

996
00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:27,028
I don't give a fuck about

997
00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:28,461
signing some stupid
government shit!

998
00:39:28,463 --> 00:39:30,534
All I care about is taking care
of my daughter.

999
00:39:31,233 --> 00:39:34,234
So, I signed it.
Yup, that's what I did.

1000
00:39:34,236 --> 00:39:35,838
I signed it. Is that a problem?

1001
00:39:36,271 --> 00:39:38,171
Do you hate me now? Huh?

1002
00:39:38,173 --> 00:39:40,276
Do I need your permission
to protect my child?

1003
00:39:45,514 --> 00:39:47,048
We should've talked
in the other room.

1004
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:47,950
Mm-hmm!

1005
00:39:50,887 --> 00:39:52,222
Did everyone here sign?

1006
00:39:56,992 --> 00:39:58,859
- Shame on all of you.
- Now, that's it!

1007
00:39:58,861 --> 00:40:00,461
- That's it. That's it.
- Yeah. That is it!

1008
00:40:00,463 --> 00:40:02,262
You know what, I don't wanna
eat with you people,

1009
00:40:02,264 --> 00:40:05,233
so, I'm gonna take my food
and my wine,

1010
00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:07,133
and I'm gonna go sit in my car
in the driveway.

1011
00:40:07,135 --> 00:40:08,535
And I'm gonna listen
to some news,

1012
00:40:08,537 --> 00:40:10,937
and I'm gonna read
little articles on my phone,

1013
00:40:10,939 --> 00:40:13,541
and eat my food, and you all
can sit here at the table

1014
00:40:13,543 --> 00:40:15,542
and stuff your big
fat fucking faces

1015
00:40:15,544 --> 00:40:17,611
and talk about the people
that are being brutally executed

1016
00:40:17,613 --> 00:40:19,479
in the street
by our police state.

1017
00:40:19,481 --> 00:40:21,115
I'll be in the driveway!

1018
00:40:21,117 --> 00:40:22,852
Happy Thanksgiving,
motherfuckers!

1019
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:24,021
Christopher!

1020
00:40:24,988 --> 00:40:26,653
<i>And save me some
goddamned pie!</i>

1021
00:40:38,101 --> 00:40:39,202
<i>We have Connor Bregman</i>

1022
00:40:40,436 --> 00:40:41,570
<i>at the northern barrier
at City Park, where we can see</i>

1023
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:44,939
<i>literally hundreds of police
and national guards</i>

1024
00:40:44,941 --> 00:40:47,211
<i>to what it appears to be
a coup of some sort.</i>

1025
00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:50,881
<i>Connor, where are you at
this hour? What's the feeling...</i>

1026
00:40:53,515 --> 00:40:55,117
That was fucked up last night.

1027
00:40:55,918 --> 00:40:56,919
I hated it.

1028
00:40:57,921 --> 00:40:59,356
You ruined all of Thanksgiving.

1029
00:41:01,423 --> 00:41:03,492
Now, I know I signed it.

1030
00:41:04,459 --> 00:41:05,862
And I didn't tell you.

1031
00:41:07,030 --> 00:41:08,599
And I wish it didn't go down
like that.

1032
00:41:10,032 --> 00:41:11,932
But I am not gonna
apologize to you,

1033
00:41:11,934 --> 00:41:14,367
after you busted me out in front
of your family like that.

1034
00:41:14,369 --> 00:41:16,970
Okay, I only did that
because you betrayed me.

1035
00:41:16,972 --> 00:41:18,041
Betrayed you?

1036
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:19,442
Betrayed you, Chris?

1037
00:41:19,943 --> 00:41:22,412
Really? You have been obsessed
with this.

1038
00:41:23,445 --> 00:41:26,546
I have agreed with almost
everything that you'd say.

1039
00:41:26,548 --> 00:41:28,017
I agree with almost everything.

1040
00:41:28,985 --> 00:41:31,188
But it is getting kinda
ridiculous. I just...

1041
00:41:32,956 --> 00:41:34,624
I am just numb to the shit.

1042
00:41:36,159 --> 00:41:38,291
The "breaking news.

1043
00:41:38,293 --> 00:41:40,660
Oh my God, oh my God,
did you see what happened?

1044
00:41:40,662 --> 00:41:42,495
Did you see?
Did you see what happened?

1045
00:41:42,497 --> 00:41:45,369
These are my theories."
Nobody gives a fuck, okay?

1046
00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:48,336
I am more concerned
with raising our daughter

1047
00:41:48,338 --> 00:41:50,407
than what's going on out here
in these streets.

1048
00:41:51,106 --> 00:41:53,409
This other shit,
don't mean nothing to me.

1049
00:41:54,577 --> 00:41:56,213
You mean something to me.

1050
00:41:56,678 --> 00:42:00,180
I just don't understand how,
as a black woman...

1051
00:42:00,182 --> 00:42:02,283
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We are not about to be out here

1052
00:42:02,285 --> 00:42:04,621
re-litigating all of this shit
in the driveway.

1053
00:42:05,153 --> 00:42:08,224
Now, you have 24 hours
before your whole family leaves.

1054
00:42:08,657 --> 00:42:10,658
I suggest you get your ass
out of this car

1055
00:42:10,660 --> 00:42:13,030
and get in the house
and apologize to them.

1056
00:42:13,296 --> 00:42:14,729
- Yeah, right.
- I'm not playing.

1057
00:42:14,731 --> 00:42:17,564
That's so not happening,
just so you know that!

1058
00:42:17,566 --> 00:42:19,568
I will never apologize!

1059
00:42:24,039 --> 00:42:26,175
- Hey, what's up, Avery?
- Hey.

1060
00:42:27,142 --> 00:42:28,077
Everything okay?

1061
00:42:30,445 --> 00:42:31,347
Yup.

1062
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:39,121
<i>With the president the...</i>

1063
00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:45,158
- <i>I'm sorry? come again.</i>
- <i>Ma'am, please?</i>

1064
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,559
- <i>No...</i>
- <i>Don't get excited.</i>

1065
00:42:46,561 --> 00:42:47,695
<i>...no,
you don't understand...</i>

1066
00:42:47,697 --> 00:42:49,430
- <i>because this is my house...</i>
- <i>Ma'am...</i>

1067
00:42:49,432 --> 00:42:51,164
<i>...and I didn't say
you could come in it.</i>

1068
00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:53,533
- Ma'am, calm down.
- Want me lower my voice?

1069
00:42:53,535 --> 00:42:54,769
You lower your voice
all the way outside!

1070
00:42:54,771 --> 00:42:57,504
Whoa. I'm sorry. Excuse me,
excuse me, what's going on?

1071
00:42:57,506 --> 00:42:59,376
- Can I help you?
- Are you Mr. Powell?

1072
00:43:00,108 --> 00:43:01,510
- Yes.
- Christopher Powell?

1073
00:43:02,577 --> 00:43:04,447
- Yeah, sorry, who are you?
- I'm, uh...

1074
00:43:05,213 --> 00:43:07,715
I'm Peter Yeun.
This is Mason Berko.

1075
00:43:07,717 --> 00:43:09,052
We're with CPU.

1076
00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:10,684
That's,
Citizen's Protection Unit,

1077
00:43:10,686 --> 00:43:12,285
we're a division
of Homeland Security.

1078
00:43:12,287 --> 00:43:13,289
I... I...

1079
00:43:13,756 --> 00:43:15,292
I know what CPU is. I...

1080
00:43:16,425 --> 00:43:17,727
How did you get in my house?

1081
00:43:18,260 --> 00:43:19,329
Your brother let us in.

1082
00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:21,731
I thought they were cops.

1083
00:43:22,432 --> 00:43:23,530
You're cops, right?

1084
00:43:23,532 --> 00:43:24,467
- CPU.
- CPU. But...

1085
00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:27,637
- technically, we work for...
- No, you're not cops.

1086
00:43:28,236 --> 00:43:30,137
But I am the owner of this home
and I would like you

1087
00:43:30,139 --> 00:43:32,073
- to leave right now.
- Hold on a second. I'm sorry.

1088
00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:34,511
I thought she was
the owner of this house.

1089
00:43:36,746 --> 00:43:38,611
We're both the owners
of this home.

1090
00:43:38,613 --> 00:43:40,016
Mm-hmm. He put a ring on it.

1091
00:43:42,385 --> 00:43:44,684
Mr. Powell, I want us out
of your hair as much as you do.

1092
00:43:44,686 --> 00:43:45,720
- Believe me.
- No, I don't believe you.

1093
00:43:45,722 --> 00:43:48,122
I want you out of my hair
more than you think

1094
00:43:48,124 --> 00:43:50,127
I want you out of my hair.
Trust that.

1095
00:43:50,325 --> 00:43:52,128
- Wait, who are they?
- Cops.

1096
00:43:53,162 --> 00:43:54,695
- Not cops, CPU.
- CPU.

1097
00:43:54,697 --> 00:43:57,131
They're not... they're not cops!
They're not cops!

1098
00:43:57,133 --> 00:43:59,166
Mr. Powell, if we could
just step in the other room,

1099
00:43:59,168 --> 00:44:01,102
we could talk for a few minutes,
we could let you get back

1100
00:44:01,104 --> 00:44:02,572
to your family, who seem lovely,
by the way.

1101
00:44:03,206 --> 00:44:04,508
Do you think
that's something we could do?

1102
00:44:07,309 --> 00:44:10,477
Mom, the kids are in Hardy's
room, they're watching

1103
00:44:10,479 --> 00:44:12,445
<i>Fantastic Beasts and Where
to Find Them,</i> can you please go

1104
00:44:12,447 --> 00:44:14,183
in there and make sure
the door stays shut, please?

1105
00:44:14,749 --> 00:44:15,751
Thank you.

1106
00:44:19,655 --> 00:44:21,191
Can we please go
in another room?

1107
00:44:22,291 --> 00:44:23,226
No.

1108
00:44:25,260 --> 00:44:26,529
- Can we sit down?
- No, we can't.

1109
00:44:27,796 --> 00:44:29,331
I wanna know why you're here
and I wanna know right now.

1110
00:44:32,401 --> 00:44:34,167
We received a report
that you were impeding

1111
00:44:34,169 --> 00:44:36,372
a private citizen's choice
to sign the Oath.

1112
00:44:40,476 --> 00:44:44,113
I'm sorry, did someone, like,
report me or something?

1113
00:44:45,213 --> 00:44:46,747
I'm sorry, we can't divulge
that information.

1114
00:44:46,749 --> 00:44:47,917
Okay, this is ridiculous.
This...

1115
00:44:48,751 --> 00:44:52,620
Impeding a citizen's right
to... to... to sign the Oath?

1116
00:44:52,622 --> 00:44:54,655
That's not a thing.
That's nothingness.

1117
00:44:54,657 --> 00:44:56,356
No, it's something.
Definitely something.

1118
00:44:56,358 --> 00:44:57,726
No. It's not, it's not
something. It's not something.

1119
00:44:59,128 --> 00:45:00,294
I just read an article yesterday
in <i>Republica</i> about it, okay.

1120
00:45:00,296 --> 00:45:02,198
They're arguing it up in courts
right now. So there's...

1121
00:45:03,465 --> 00:45:05,201
- Do you guys have a warrant?
- Mm?

1122
00:45:06,769 --> 00:45:08,769
- No, we don't.
- Uh, okay, bye-bye!

1123
00:45:08,771 --> 00:45:10,173
- Out! You're out!
- Sir, back up, please.

1124
00:45:11,407 --> 00:45:12,476
- No, get out of my house.
- Sir, you don't need to be rude.

1125
00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:13,577
Ru...

1126
00:45:15,510 --> 00:45:18,711
This is America! I can be rude!
Fuck you!

1127
00:45:18,713 --> 00:45:20,780
Mr. Powell, you're right,
the legality of the situation

1128
00:45:20,782 --> 00:45:23,886
is a little fluid and it's a bit
of a grey area. However...

1129
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,655
we received a complaint and we
are obligated to investigate.

1130
00:45:27,657 --> 00:45:29,289
This is fucking insane
right now. I can't even...

1131
00:45:29,291 --> 00:45:30,360
Let's call Sheldon.

1132
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:32,593
Yeah, yeah.
I'm calling my attorney,

1133
00:45:32,595 --> 00:45:35,198
and I'm not saying shit
until I talk to him.

1134
00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:38,666
Oh, also, real quick
while we're in the other room,

1135
00:45:38,668 --> 00:45:40,568
you two guys
wait outside, please.

1136
00:45:40,570 --> 00:45:42,139
Thank you.
We'll wait right here.

1137
00:45:43,539 --> 00:45:45,842
You're in big trouble.
You're in big trouble!

1138
00:45:49,512 --> 00:45:50,945
Can I get you gentlemen
tea or coffee?

1139
00:45:50,947 --> 00:45:52,345
- Abbie...
- What?

1140
00:45:52,347 --> 00:45:53,349
...no.

1141
00:45:55,418 --> 00:45:56,850
What is happening?

1142
00:45:56,852 --> 00:45:58,385
I don't understand
how this is happening.

1143
00:45:58,387 --> 00:45:59,789
I don't know, but we gotta
figure it out, okay?

1144
00:46:00,256 --> 00:46:01,821
Where is Sheldon?
Where's Sheldon?

1145
00:46:01,823 --> 00:46:04,628
Okay, fine. My phone is dead
'cause I had it on all night.

1146
00:46:04,827 --> 00:46:06,359
Okay, okay. Use mine.
Use mine.

1147
00:46:06,361 --> 00:46:07,697
Yes, okay. Thank you.

1148
00:46:13,735 --> 00:46:15,371
<i>The mailbox is
full and is not accepting...</i>

1149
00:46:15,604 --> 00:46:17,403
- Fuck! The voice mail's full.
- What?

1150
00:46:17,405 --> 00:46:18,905
- Okay...
- Okay. Okay.

1151
00:46:18,907 --> 00:46:20,874
Hey, we can work this out.
We can figure this out.

1152
00:46:20,876 --> 00:46:23,345
- Gotta think, gotta think.
- I'm gonna say one thing quick.

1153
00:46:23,713 --> 00:46:26,446
Fucking Pat did this.
Pat called this in.

1154
00:46:26,448 --> 00:46:28,485
Come on, you don't know that
and I don't believe that.

1155
00:46:28,784 --> 00:46:30,917
Okay, okay, then it was
for sure his girlfriend.

1156
00:46:30,919 --> 00:46:33,019
I'm gonna tell you something,
you know I'm a feminist.

1157
00:46:33,021 --> 00:46:35,588
- Yeah.
- I waited in line for two hours

1158
00:46:35,590 --> 00:46:37,359
so Roxane Gay could sign
her book to you.

1159
00:46:37,626 --> 00:46:38,858
- Yeah.
- She was brilliant!

1160
00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:40,796
- Yeah.
- Abbie's a little cunt.

1161
00:46:40,997 --> 00:46:42,262
No! You're not using
that word in this house.

1162
00:46:42,264 --> 00:46:44,932
Okay, we have talked about that.
You are not allowed to use that.

1163
00:46:44,934 --> 00:46:46,700
You can use “pussy,”
“trash pussy”

1164
00:46:46,702 --> 00:46:49,269
- but you cannot use that word.
- Abbie's a trash pussy!

1165
00:46:49,271 --> 00:46:50,937
Okay, that's fine.
She's a trash pussy.

1166
00:46:50,939 --> 00:46:52,506
If you say so,
I agree with you.

1167
00:46:52,508 --> 00:46:53,410
- Okay
- But here's the thing.

1168
00:46:54,644 --> 00:46:55,742
I just wanna say I told you
this was gonna happen one day!

1169
00:46:55,744 --> 00:46:58,278
One day, I said, they're gonna
come to the home,

1170
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,780
- they're gonna come to the home
- You were right.

1171
00:46:59,782 --> 00:47:01,914
- ...and get Gestapo!
- You were right, baby. I think...

1172
00:47:01,916 --> 00:47:03,919
I think we have one option
and one option only.

1173
00:47:04,387 --> 00:47:06,957
We don't say shit
until we talk to Sheldon.

1174
00:47:07,523 --> 00:47:08,758
Okay? Only option.

1175
00:47:09,959 --> 00:47:12,059
Okay, that is a good option.
That is a very good choice.

1176
00:47:12,061 --> 00:47:13,693
- But here's another choice...
- Mm-hmm.

1177
00:47:13,695 --> 00:47:14,827
- ...another idea.
- Okay.

1178
00:47:14,829 --> 00:47:15,995
- Just a random thought...
- Okay.

1179
00:47:15,997 --> 00:47:17,400
...I think it might work.

1180
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,869
Just answer their questions
and they'll probably just leave.

1181
00:47:21,637 --> 00:47:23,336
How about that?
They'll probably leave.

1182
00:47:23,338 --> 00:47:24,771
No. No! I'm not
being interrogated

1183
00:47:24,773 --> 00:47:25,976
in my own home
without a warrant!

1184
00:47:27,209 --> 00:47:27,242
First of all, you're gonna stop
saying your own home okay?

1185
00:47:28,445 --> 00:47:31,010
'Cause this is our home that
we raise our child in, okay?

1186
00:47:31,012 --> 00:47:33,446
Now, I just wanna figure out
a way to get these motherfuckers

1187
00:47:33,448 --> 00:47:35,015
up outta here
as quickly as possible.

1188
00:47:35,017 --> 00:47:37,687
- This is not Nazi Germany!
- You are so right.

1189
00:47:37,952 --> 00:47:41,321
Duh, duh Chris! Hello?
<i>Danke schön!</i>

1190
00:47:41,323 --> 00:47:43,592
- Thanks for the information!
- Okay, all right. I got it.

1191
00:47:44,026 --> 00:47:44,961
But what are you gonna say?

1192
00:47:45,727 --> 00:47:47,394
I'm gonna teach them
about something called

1193
00:47:47,396 --> 00:47:49,032
- The United States Constitution!
- Ugh...

1194
00:47:50,398 --> 00:47:52,399
All right.

1195
00:47:53,401 --> 00:47:54,470
Excuse me.

1196
00:47:54,769 --> 00:47:55,771
Great.

1197
00:47:56,805 --> 00:47:58,307
Did you speak
with your attorney?

1198
00:47:59,474 --> 00:48:00,376
I did.

1199
00:48:01,410 --> 00:48:03,046
And he said because you
don't have a warrant...

1200
00:48:03,512 --> 00:48:04,780
you have no right to be here.

1201
00:48:05,347 --> 00:48:06,914
We don't have to answer
any of your questions,

1202
00:48:06,916 --> 00:48:09,015
and you need to leave
our home right now.

1203
00:48:09,017 --> 00:48:10,387
Well, then, that's that.

1204
00:48:11,954 --> 00:48:14,088
- Right. I understand.
- Thank you.

1205
00:48:14,090 --> 00:48:15,057
I don't.

1206
00:48:16,992 --> 00:48:17,994
Huh?

1207
00:48:18,961 --> 00:48:20,894
I don't understand

1208
00:48:20,896 --> 00:48:23,600
why you can't just answer
some questions.

1209
00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:27,537
Okay, well, I'll tell you.
Because, um...

1210
00:48:28,104 --> 00:48:30,838
in America, we have this thing
called the Constitution and...

1211
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,707
I know what the Constitution is,
you condescending fucking pussy.

1212
00:48:33,709 --> 00:48:36,008
Mason, stop. I don't want to get
written up again, okay?

1213
00:48:36,010 --> 00:48:38,447
See,
I know guys like you.

1214
00:48:39,648 --> 00:48:41,818
You've never fought for
this country a day in your life.

1215
00:48:42,584 --> 00:48:43,986
You haven't sacrificed anything

1216
00:48:44,387 --> 00:48:46,555
and you're disrespectful
to people like me...

1217
00:48:47,956 --> 00:48:49,858
people who are here
to protect you.

1218
00:48:50,959 --> 00:48:51,994
But that's done.

1219
00:48:53,695 --> 00:48:57,433
Boys like you will soon learn
that those days are over.

1220
00:48:59,135 --> 00:48:59,968
Mason, stop.

1221
00:49:00,802 --> 00:49:01,570
- Leave it. Chris.
- Peter...

1222
00:49:02,238 --> 00:49:03,039
don't tell me what to do.

1223
00:49:05,073 --> 00:49:07,510
I just think the three of us
should go for a ride.

1224
00:49:13,048 --> 00:49:14,818
I'm not going anywhere.

1225
00:49:16,418 --> 00:49:17,686
Say that to me again.

1226
00:49:18,421 --> 00:49:19,622
Mason.

1227
00:49:22,425 --> 00:49:23,560
Get out of my house.

1228
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:25,729
I think you're coming with me.

1229
00:49:30,099 --> 00:49:31,832
- Fuck off.
- Oh, boy. Get out of here.

1230
00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:33,700
- Come on, guys.
- It's okay. It's okay.

1231
00:49:33,702 --> 00:49:35,202
- Let's go, let's go.
- It's okay.

1232
00:49:35,204 --> 00:49:37,439
- Chris, enough.
- I would like...

1233
00:49:38,072 --> 00:49:40,943
- to apologize.
- See, he's a good guy.

1234
00:49:41,876 --> 00:49:43,510
- Oh!
- Mason!

1235
00:49:43,512 --> 00:49:44,577
Shit!

1236
00:49:47,015 --> 00:49:48,985
- Let her go! Come on!
- Mason! Stand back!

1237
00:49:58,727 --> 00:50:00,897
Let her go, man.
Let her go!

1238
00:50:02,465 --> 00:50:04,033
- What the fuck?
- Mason, stand back.

1239
00:50:04,733 --> 00:50:06,666
- Stay back!
- What is that, man?

1240
00:50:06,668 --> 00:50:07,934
Get him under control!

1241
00:50:07,936 --> 00:50:09,471
- Mason...
- You guys gotta go!

1242
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,073
I'll break it!

1243
00:50:13,075 --> 00:50:14,144
- This is too much, man.
- Quiet!

1244
00:50:15,244 --> 00:50:16,309
- You guys went too far.
- Why didn't he just sign it?

1245
00:50:16,311 --> 00:50:17,146
- I'll break your fucking arm.
- Please don't!

1246
00:50:18,414 --> 00:50:20,580
- Listen, I'll sign it! I'll it!
- You fucking will!

1247
00:50:20,582 --> 00:50:22,249
I will go online!
I'll sign the online one!

1248
00:50:22,251 --> 00:50:23,953
Are you ready? I'm gonna
break your fucking arm.

1249
00:50:24,186 --> 00:50:25,986
Mason, let him go!

1250
00:50:30,659 --> 00:50:32,258
- Drop it!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

1251
00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:33,929
Hands up! Hands up!

1252
00:50:35,697 --> 00:50:36,598
Pete?

1253
00:50:38,767 --> 00:50:39,669
Pete?

1254
00:50:40,702 --> 00:50:41,637
Pete?

1255
00:50:44,072 --> 00:50:44,973
Don't!

1256
00:50:49,644 --> 00:50:51,146
Hands behind your back,
you're under arrest.

1257
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,747
Why did you do that?

1258
00:50:53,749 --> 00:50:55,682
- Why did you do that?
- Let go of my dad!

1259
00:50:55,684 --> 00:50:57,050
Shut the fuck up! Back up!

1260
00:50:57,052 --> 00:50:59,253
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Let go of my dad!

1261
00:50:59,255 --> 00:51:01,187
Hey!

1262
00:51:01,189 --> 00:51:04,726
Chris! Chris!
What the fuck?

1263
00:51:08,930 --> 00:51:10,830
Oh, my God!
Chris, what are you doing?

1264
00:51:10,832 --> 00:51:12,932
I don't know. Jesus.

1265
00:51:12,934 --> 00:51:15,204
- Chris...
- Chris, what'd you do, man?

1266
00:51:15,838 --> 00:51:17,537
- What the fuck!
- I don't know.

1267
00:51:17,539 --> 00:51:19,006
- What is happening?
- What are you doing?

1268
00:51:19,008 --> 00:51:20,810
Calm down,
I don't know, I don't know.

1269
00:51:21,744 --> 00:51:23,776
Get away! Get away! Watch out!

1270
00:51:23,778 --> 00:51:26,847
Stand back! Everyone stand back.
Stay back!

1271
00:51:26,849 --> 00:51:29,017
Fuck! Fuck!

1272
00:51:29,818 --> 00:51:31,218
Give me my fucking gun.

1273
00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:33,590
- Oh, God, oh, God...
- I can do it.

1274
00:51:33,822 --> 00:51:35,157
- Don't do it.
- Chris, what the fuck!

1275
00:51:35,691 --> 00:51:37,060
Okay, everyone be cool.

1276
00:51:37,726 --> 00:51:40,026
- Give me the gun.
- I'm not doing that, all right.

1277
00:51:40,028 --> 00:51:40,863
You take another step

1278
00:51:41,731 --> 00:51:42,165
and I'll fucking shoot you,
okay?

1279
00:51:43,131 --> 00:51:44,064
You don't know me.
You think you know me,

1280
00:51:44,066 --> 00:51:46,636
but you don't know me.
I'm a bad fuck.

1281
00:51:47,035 --> 00:51:48,738
Er, I'm a bad fuck-er.

1282
00:51:49,338 --> 00:51:50,540
Chris...

1283
00:51:51,606 --> 00:51:53,606
- You're a dumb fuck!
- No, I'm not!

1284
00:51:53,608 --> 00:51:54,843
I'm smart and I have a gun!

1285
00:51:55,343 --> 00:51:57,109
Ooh, his head's
all fucked up.

1286
00:51:57,111 --> 00:51:59,648
- Kai, his head's all fucked up.
- Why is it black?

1287
00:51:59,847 --> 00:52:01,782
Did I do that to his head? Or
was his head like that before?

1288
00:52:01,784 --> 00:52:03,916
- You did that shit!
- Put the gun down. Son...

1289
00:52:03,918 --> 00:52:05,651
- I'm not doing that, Dad.
- ...put the gun down.

1290
00:52:05,653 --> 00:52:07,588
- We can talk about this, baby.
- We will.

1291
00:52:07,590 --> 00:52:09,959
- We will talk about it. You...
- Chris...

1292
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:12,161
Put your hands up!

1293
00:52:13,796 --> 00:52:15,665
Put your hands up. Sir...

1294
00:52:16,331 --> 00:52:18,066
- Put ‘em up!
- They're up!

1295
00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,135
Okay, they were a little low
when I said it!

1296
00:52:20,668 --> 00:52:21,904
- Pat...
- Yeah?

1297
00:52:22,236 --> 00:52:23,803
See if he's got
handcuffs or something.

1298
00:52:23,805 --> 00:52:25,204
- No, Pat! No, Pat! No...
- Okay.

1299
00:52:25,206 --> 00:52:26,575
Abbie, shut up!

1300
00:52:27,776 --> 00:52:29,075
Touch me
and I'll drop you.

1301
00:52:29,077 --> 00:52:31,812
You drop him, and I drop you.
Give me a reason.

1302
00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:33,216
I wanna drop you.

1303
00:52:34,617 --> 00:52:37,084
- Oh shit, baby.
- Try me. I want you to.

1304
00:52:37,086 --> 00:52:39,022
I want you to.
I fucking want you to.

1305
00:52:39,354 --> 00:52:40,322
We got a ziptie.

1306
00:52:41,189 --> 00:52:41,722
- Do you know how to use those?
- Yeah.

1307
00:52:41,724 --> 00:52:43,191
Tie him up.

1308
00:52:44,293 --> 00:52:47,026
- Move that other hand.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.

1309
00:52:47,028 --> 00:52:48,764
All right, all right.

1310
00:52:49,197 --> 00:52:51,330
Kai, it's okay, it's okay, baby.
It's okay, baby. It's okay.

1311
00:52:51,332 --> 00:52:52,834
- Baby.
- It's okay.

1312
00:52:53,168 --> 00:52:54,803
Kai, it's okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.

1313
00:52:56,771 --> 00:52:58,006
We're going into the TV room.

1314
00:53:05,113 --> 00:53:06,646
Jesus, what's that?

1315
00:53:06,648 --> 00:53:07,814
It's a Taser.

1316
00:53:07,816 --> 00:53:08,751
Where did you get that?

1317
00:53:09,718 --> 00:53:11,854
- I ordered it online.
- You never told me that.

1318
00:53:12,253 --> 00:53:14,256
I know, I'm sorry.
Can we talk about it later?

1319
00:53:14,789 --> 00:53:16,189
If he moves, tase him.

1320
00:53:16,191 --> 00:53:17,927
Mom, keys.

1321
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,929
Grab... grab those keys, please.

1322
00:53:21,262 --> 00:53:23,699
All right, listen,
very important,

1323
00:53:23,932 --> 00:53:26,099
you need to take
all three of the kids

1324
00:53:26,101 --> 00:53:27,334
three doors down
to the Berman's house

1325
00:53:27,336 --> 00:53:28,671
and make sure
that they stay there.

1326
00:53:29,872 --> 00:53:31,303
You can show them movies,
feed them whatever they want,

1327
00:53:31,305 --> 00:53:32,342
make sure they're happy
and safe.

1328
00:53:33,476 --> 00:53:35,207
But make sure they stay
in the house, okay? Thank you.

1329
00:53:35,209 --> 00:53:37,146
Can I take food from this house
to that house?

1330
00:53:38,012 --> 00:53:40,312
Yes, of course.
Anything you need.

1331
00:53:40,314 --> 00:53:42,117
Okay, I can make twice
baked potatoes,

1332
00:53:42,316 --> 00:53:45,021
I can make a cream of turkey.
I need bread.

1333
00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,887
- Great, bring the milk too.
- Are they allowed sugar?

1334
00:53:46,889 --> 00:53:48,421
Yes, they can have
literally whatever they want.

1335
00:53:48,423 --> 00:53:49,791
Just keep them safe.
Please keep them...

1336
00:53:50,992 --> 00:53:52,091
- Chris, I need to talk to you...
- Chris, come here.

1337
00:53:52,093 --> 00:53:53,093
- Wait, Chris, please, I just...
- Hold on, hold on...

1338
00:53:53,095 --> 00:53:55,198
What should I do?
His eyes are just like...

1339
00:53:56,398 --> 00:53:58,834
Are they like...
Or are they like...

1340
00:53:59,233 --> 00:54:00,836
No, it's like... they're like...

1341
00:54:01,302 --> 00:54:03,169
I think that's okay, though.

1342
00:54:03,171 --> 00:54:05,305
- Really?
- All right, keep an eye on him.

1343
00:54:05,307 --> 00:54:06,776
- Chris...
- I wanna tell...

1344
00:54:07,943 --> 00:54:09,276
I should've hit him,
instead of the Chinese fella.

1345
00:54:09,278 --> 00:54:10,413
Chi... No!

1346
00:54:10,845 --> 00:54:12,280
- Asian-American!
- What?

1347
00:54:12,481 --> 00:54:14,082
Asian-American! You don't know
where his family is from.

1348
00:54:14,282 --> 00:54:17,119
They could be from Korea,
they could be from fucking Laos.

1349
00:54:20,021 --> 00:54:20,855
What's so funny?

1350
00:54:21,456 --> 00:54:24,393
It's just how much trouble
you're in.

1351
00:54:25,394 --> 00:54:28,965
Attempted murder, kidnapping.
You're done.

1352
00:54:29,497 --> 00:54:30,867
You're all...

1353
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:34,233
We didn't attempt
to murder anyone.

1354
00:54:34,235 --> 00:54:36,035
And guess what? Guess what?
You're in trouble, too.

1355
00:54:36,037 --> 00:54:37,738
Because you came in here
without a warrant...

1356
00:54:37,740 --> 00:54:39,439
You assaulted
two government agents.

1357
00:54:39,441 --> 00:54:41,240
I lightly shoved you, okay.

1358
00:54:41,242 --> 00:54:44,176
You busted my fucking lip with
your arm, and I got witnesses!

1359
00:54:44,178 --> 00:54:46,282
You mean accomplices, right?
That's what these people are.

1360
00:54:47,249 --> 00:54:49,416
And every second they don't
untie me is just years

1361
00:54:49,418 --> 00:54:51,287
I'm gonna add
to their sentences.

1362
00:54:52,887 --> 00:54:54,023
So, what's the plan?

1363
00:54:55,323 --> 00:54:56,793
What are you gonna do?

1364
00:54:58,126 --> 00:55:00,426
My plan
is none of your business.

1365
00:55:00,428 --> 00:55:01,428
Oh, you don't have a plan,
do you?

1366
00:55:01,430 --> 00:55:04,000
- I have a plan!
- Chris, kitchen, now!

1367
00:55:04,198 --> 00:55:05,532
- No, you don't.
- Gonna talk in the kitchen.

1368
00:55:05,534 --> 00:55:07,399
- Now!
- I do have a plan

1369
00:55:07,401 --> 00:55:09,803
and I'm not sharing it
with your fucking ass!

1370
00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:11,207
- Hmm.
- All right, Pat,

1371
00:55:11,506 --> 00:55:13,809
if this guy moves one muscle,
just tase him.

1372
00:55:15,343 --> 00:55:18,044
- Pat!
- Yeah, yeah. Okay. I got it.

1373
00:55:18,046 --> 00:55:18,981
And then if...

1374
00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:20,916
I don't want that.

1375
00:55:21,349 --> 00:55:23,316
Chris!

1376
00:55:23,318 --> 00:55:24,821
I'm gonna hold it.
I'm gonna hold it.

1377
00:55:25,553 --> 00:55:27,153
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!

1378
00:55:27,155 --> 00:55:28,423
Oh boy. Oh, my God,
oh, my God.

1379
00:55:29,758 --> 00:55:30,823
- It's bad. It's really bad.
- Chris. Chris, it's really bad.

1380
00:55:30,825 --> 00:55:33,093
- It's really bad.
- You gotta call the cops now.

1381
00:55:33,095 --> 00:55:35,162
I'm not calling the cops.
If I untie that fucking guy,

1382
00:55:35,164 --> 00:55:37,363
he's gonna fucking kill me!
He's a mad man.

1383
00:55:37,365 --> 00:55:38,266
He has to cool down.

1384
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:40,432
He is not gonna cool down
any time soon, okay.

1385
00:55:40,434 --> 00:55:43,470
I'm gonna go check on your mom,
okay, and the kids.

1386
00:55:43,472 --> 00:55:45,975
You need to get Sheldon
on the phone

1387
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:48,874
and tell him exactly
what's happening right now.

1388
00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:50,876
- Okay, all right, fine.
- Goddamn it!

1389
00:55:50,878 --> 00:55:51,880
Fuck!

1390
00:55:53,014 --> 00:55:54,150
This is stupid.

1391
00:55:58,153 --> 00:56:00,089
- <i>Hello?</i>
- Sheldon?

1392
00:56:00,555 --> 00:56:02,958
Sheldon! Sheldon,
do you hear me?

1393
00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:07,494
- <i>Chris?</i>
- Yes! Yes...

1394
00:56:07,496 --> 00:56:08,997
She...

1395
00:56:09,463 --> 00:56:11,767
Hold on Sheldon.
What is it, Mom?

1396
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:13,401
<i>Can the kids
watch</i> The BFG?

1397
00:56:14,602 --> 00:56:15,968
Fine! They can watch whatever
they want. I don't care!

1398
00:56:15,970 --> 00:56:18,039
Sheldon, are you there?
Sheldon!

1399
00:56:19,073 --> 00:56:21,173
<i>Chris, I'm at the base
of Mt. Kilimanjaro.</i>

1400
00:56:21,175 --> 00:56:22,408
<i>The reception is poor.</i>

1401
00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:24,276
I can hear you, brother!
I can hear you.

1402
00:56:24,278 --> 00:56:27,012
Okay, Sheldon, I'm gonna
speak quick, okay?

1403
00:56:27,014 --> 00:56:28,283
'Cause I got a big problem here.

1404
00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:32,251
Okay, these two guys came into
my house and they're from CPU,

1405
00:56:32,253 --> 00:56:34,254
and they assaulted me,
and my dad freaked out

1406
00:56:34,256 --> 00:56:35,988
and he hit one of them with
a shovel, and the other one

1407
00:56:35,990 --> 00:56:37,390
pulled out a gun and I thought
he was gonna kill my dad,

1408
00:56:37,392 --> 00:56:39,392
so I hit him with a shovel,
and now, you know,

1409
00:56:39,394 --> 00:56:41,531
I tied him up,
and I'm wondering...

1410
00:56:42,164 --> 00:56:46,302
I'm wondering, as my attorney,
what you think I should do.

1411
00:56:49,204 --> 00:56:52,104
<i>Chris, I'm sorry,
did you say, “Tied up”?</i>

1412
00:56:52,106 --> 00:56:54,640
Yes, yes. I tied up...
I ziptied him.

1413
00:56:54,642 --> 00:56:55,878
His hands.

1414
00:56:57,945 --> 00:56:58,880
<i>Okay.</i>

1415
00:56:59,881 --> 00:57:01,082
<i>You have to let them go.</i>

1416
00:57:04,285 --> 00:57:06,155
Maybe I didn't explain it
the right way.

1417
00:57:06,655 --> 00:57:08,390
<i>I don't know
what there is to explain.</i>

1418
00:57:09,157 --> 00:57:11,093
<i>You need to let them go
right now.</i>

1419
00:57:12,526 --> 00:57:13,428
<i>Chris?</i>

1420
00:57:14,329 --> 00:57:16,162
<i>Chris, we're starting
our ascent.</i>

1421
00:57:16,164 --> 00:57:18,167
<i>I have to hang up. Good luck!</i>

1422
00:57:18,367 --> 00:57:20,033
Hey! Chris, come here,
please!

1423
00:57:20,035 --> 00:57:21,334
- Fuck!
- He needs help!

1424
00:57:21,336 --> 00:57:22,338
Help him, look at him!

1425
00:57:23,338 --> 00:57:24,204
- Alice, help him! Help him!
- I'm trying to!

1426
00:57:24,206 --> 00:57:26,242
I'm a tax consultant, okay!
Just...

1427
00:57:26,541 --> 00:57:27,543
Just breathe.

1428
00:57:28,677 --> 00:57:29,642
Uh, should I get water?
Should we make him drink water?

1429
00:57:29,644 --> 00:57:31,912
Pat, you can't force
someone to drink.

1430
00:57:31,914 --> 00:57:33,512
Okay, what is it with you
and water right now?

1431
00:57:33,514 --> 00:57:35,050
- Leave it alone with the water.
- Hey!

1432
00:57:35,450 --> 00:57:37,919
He needs to go to the hospital
or he's gonna die.

1433
00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:43,590
- Whoa...
- God.

1434
00:57:43,592 --> 00:57:44,526
I don't think so.

1435
00:57:45,427 --> 00:57:47,129
- You fucking idiot.
- Hello, sir?

1436
00:57:48,363 --> 00:57:49,265
Sir.

1437
00:57:49,965 --> 00:57:51,534
Is there blood? Sir?

1438
00:57:52,267 --> 00:57:53,966
There's not actually
a lot of blood.

1439
00:57:53,968 --> 00:57:56,102
Sir, hello?

1440
00:57:56,104 --> 00:57:57,939
- Oh, there he is. There he is.
- Hi.

1441
00:57:58,173 --> 00:57:59,238
Great, okay.

1442
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:01,941
- Hi!
- I'm here. I'm here.

1443
00:58:01,943 --> 00:58:04,109
Hi! Hi!

1444
00:58:04,111 --> 00:58:06,514
- He's fine. He's fine.
- He's fine now.

1445
00:58:07,316 --> 00:58:08,618
He's okay. He's okay.

1446
00:58:12,287 --> 00:58:13,656
Why is Mason tied to a chair?

1447
00:58:14,189 --> 00:58:15,454
Yeah, why am I tied up?

1448
00:58:15,456 --> 00:58:16,925
Psst. He has amnesia.

1449
00:58:17,592 --> 00:58:18,526
No...

1450
00:58:20,729 --> 00:58:22,431
I remember you guys fighting...

1451
00:58:23,999 --> 00:58:25,368
and then I went down.

1452
00:58:27,302 --> 00:58:29,572
But I don't understand
why he's tied to a chair,

1453
00:58:30,572 --> 00:58:31,941
and why you have his gun.

1454
00:58:37,311 --> 00:58:39,648
Paul, ah...
Tell me your name again?

1455
00:58:41,249 --> 00:58:42,418
- Peter Yuen.
- Peter Yuen.

1456
00:58:43,684 --> 00:58:46,255
We have a situation here that
has escalated out of control.

1457
00:58:47,155 --> 00:58:48,423
What do we know?

1458
00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:50,526
We know that you and...

1459
00:58:51,492 --> 00:58:53,325
your friend over there
came into my home

1460
00:58:53,327 --> 00:58:54,329
without a warrant...

1461
00:58:55,264 --> 00:58:56,762
- and assaulted me.
- Oh, bullshit.

1462
00:58:56,764 --> 00:58:59,567
Okay? And you got hit
on the head and I'm...

1463
00:59:00,369 --> 00:59:03,139
really sorry about that.
But when you hit the ground,

1464
00:59:03,405 --> 00:59:05,571
he freaked out
and pulled out a gun,

1465
00:59:05,573 --> 00:59:07,307
and started choking my dad.

1466
00:59:07,309 --> 00:59:10,412
And... and... and things happened,
and now here we are.

1467
00:59:11,146 --> 00:59:13,515
And what I would like to do,
is weigh our options.

1468
00:59:14,548 --> 00:59:15,483
Okay.

1469
00:59:17,318 --> 00:59:20,121
- What are our options?
- Yeah, what are our options?

1470
00:59:22,157 --> 00:59:23,059
Uh, I don't know.

1471
00:59:23,925 --> 00:59:25,358
I don't... I don't...
I don't know.

1472
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,461
It happened so fast.

1473
00:59:27,662 --> 00:59:29,030
Peter, call this in,
tell them they attacked us.

1474
00:59:29,898 --> 00:59:31,263
- Peter...
- Peter...

1475
00:59:31,265 --> 00:59:32,298
- I can't let...
- Peter...

1476
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:34,035
I can't let that happen, Peter.

1477
00:59:37,238 --> 00:59:38,204
I understand.

1478
00:59:38,206 --> 00:59:40,442
- Peter!
- Mason, I am handling this.

1479
00:59:42,711 --> 00:59:44,513
Okay, Mr. Powell, let's talk.

1480
00:59:46,148 --> 00:59:46,948
Thank you.

1481
00:59:47,715 --> 00:59:49,215
And you called me
Chris, by the way.

1482
00:59:49,217 --> 00:59:50,186
Mr. Powell is my dad.

1483
00:59:51,253 --> 00:59:51,553
Yeah, the guy who hit you
over the fucking head.

1484
00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:54,153
- Shut up! Shut up.
- It was self-defense.

1485
00:59:54,155 --> 00:59:55,390
I got it, Mason.

1486
00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:58,226
- Chris...
- Chris.

1487
00:59:59,427 --> 01:00:02,731
...there were mistakes made.
Yes, on both sides.

1488
01:00:03,197 --> 01:00:05,231
And what I'd like to do
is for us to leave...

1489
01:00:05,233 --> 01:00:06,135
Hmm.

1490
01:00:06,401 --> 01:00:08,371
- ...and to regroup...
- Mm-hmm.

1491
01:00:09,070 --> 01:00:11,273
...and contact you
some other time.

1492
01:00:13,374 --> 01:00:15,510
Or, or, hey, or...

1493
01:00:17,311 --> 01:00:19,014
maybe we don't
come back here again.

1494
01:00:20,182 --> 01:00:23,019
That's definitely
another option.

1495
01:00:23,218 --> 01:00:24,483
- I like that.
- Peter!

1496
01:00:24,485 --> 01:00:25,754
- You're making a mistake here!
- Mason!

1497
01:00:27,021 --> 01:00:30,558
Chris, we brought this to you
and we want this to end quickly

1498
01:00:31,425 --> 01:00:32,527
and peacefully.

1499
01:00:34,229 --> 01:00:35,331
Peter, thank you.

1500
01:00:36,597 --> 01:00:38,601
Thank you for being
so friggin'...

1501
01:00:39,233 --> 01:00:40,436
- reasonable.
- And you just have

1502
01:00:40,635 --> 01:00:42,505
this great disposition, too.

1503
01:00:43,104 --> 01:00:45,608
Well, I got three kids,
so, it's a lot of negotiating.

1504
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,274
- I have two kids.
- Two? Oh yeah? Boy? Girl?

1505
01:00:49,276 --> 01:00:51,347
- Two boys.
- Two boys, oh, you get it.

1506
01:00:51,780 --> 01:00:53,345
- You?
- I got one daughter.

1507
01:00:53,347 --> 01:00:54,784
What do you got?
What's on your ear there?

1508
01:00:55,316 --> 01:00:56,418
- What?
- What is it?

1509
01:00:57,485 --> 01:00:59,184
- Oh, wait, there he goes.
- Jesus Christ.

1510
01:00:59,186 --> 01:01:01,254
Fuck, what is that?
What is that, water?

1511
01:01:01,256 --> 01:01:02,124
Hello?

1512
01:01:03,057 --> 01:01:04,224
That's perilymph fluid,
he's concussed.

1513
01:01:04,226 --> 01:01:06,227
Untie me right now and I'll take
him to the hospital!

1514
01:01:06,461 --> 01:01:09,231
- Untie me! Right now!
- We should go to the hospital.

1515
01:01:09,865 --> 01:01:11,865
Untie me now! I gotta
take him to the hospital.

1516
01:01:11,867 --> 01:01:14,399
- Ice, ice, ice. Go get some ice.
- What's perilymph fluid?

1517
01:01:14,401 --> 01:01:16,171
Yeah, ice is really gonna
help his brain injury.

1518
01:01:16,438 --> 01:01:18,771
Listen, listen to me.
Now, if you untie me right now,

1519
01:01:18,773 --> 01:01:21,908
I will not beat
the fucking shit out of you!

1520
01:01:21,910 --> 01:01:22,812
Shut the fuck up!

1521
01:01:24,012 --> 01:01:25,012
You don't want a guy
dying in your home, do you?

1522
01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:26,515
That's not a good look for you.
It isn't.

1523
01:01:27,381 --> 01:01:28,481
Your only other option
is to kill me,

1524
01:01:28,483 --> 01:01:30,586
and you don't wanna do that,
do you? You don't.

1525
01:01:31,552 --> 01:01:32,821
You can't kill a man.

1526
01:01:33,722 --> 01:01:34,622
What's up?

1527
01:01:35,724 --> 01:01:36,789
- He keeps passing out.
- Okay, what do we do?

1528
01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:38,791
I don't know,
I don't know what to do.

1529
01:01:38,793 --> 01:01:40,329
Chris, we need to call
a doctor.

1530
01:01:40,528 --> 01:01:41,597
Kai,
we can't do that yet.

1531
01:01:42,798 --> 01:01:43,896
- How's he doing?
- He keeps... he keeps fluttering

1532
01:01:43,898 --> 01:01:45,767
in and out of consciousness.
He's all fucked up.

1533
01:01:46,168 --> 01:01:48,200
- Peter...
- Oh, shit!

1534
01:01:48,202 --> 01:01:49,371
Look, look!
His eyes. His eyes.

1535
01:01:50,572 --> 01:01:51,537
There, there I saw it.
They're open, right there.

1536
01:01:51,539 --> 01:01:52,805
- Peter... Are you okay?
- He's up!

1537
01:01:52,807 --> 01:01:53,809
Hey...

1538
01:01:54,342 --> 01:01:56,544
Peter. Peter, hey!

1539
01:01:57,646 --> 01:01:59,445
Sorry, I blacked out
there for a second.

1540
01:01:59,447 --> 01:02:00,849
Oh, Peter.

1541
01:02:02,483 --> 01:02:03,552
Peter...

1542
01:02:03,918 --> 01:02:06,354
you keep scaring us here.

1543
01:02:06,621 --> 01:02:07,622
Oh, shit! Baby!

1544
01:02:10,092 --> 01:02:11,158
- Mason...
- Don't move, don't move.

1545
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,292
How do you have a knife?
How does he have a knife?

1546
01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:14,760
It's called frisking,
you fucking idiot.

1547
01:02:14,762 --> 01:02:15,797
How do you not frisk him?

1548
01:02:16,831 --> 01:02:17,263
You said tie him,
you didn't say frisk him!

1549
01:02:17,265 --> 01:02:18,698
Mason...

1550
01:02:18,700 --> 01:02:19,932
Put it down,
put the knife down!

1551
01:02:19,934 --> 01:02:21,633
- Put the knife down!
- You put the gun down!

1552
01:02:21,635 --> 01:02:23,304
- You put the knife down!
- You put the gun down!

1553
01:02:23,505 --> 01:02:24,836
- Put it down, put it down.
- Okay.

1554
01:02:24,838 --> 01:02:26,207
- Okay.
- Put it down.

1555
01:02:27,508 --> 01:02:28,106
On the count of three,
you're gonna put the knife down.

1556
01:02:28,108 --> 01:02:29,374
- Okay.
- Right?

1557
01:02:29,376 --> 01:02:30,642
One, two...

1558
01:02:40,689 --> 01:02:42,421
- He's gonna stab me!
- Baby!

1559
01:02:42,423 --> 01:02:43,691
No!

1560
01:02:44,925 --> 01:02:46,161
Oh, my God!

1561
01:02:51,298 --> 01:02:52,434
Fuck!

1562
01:02:54,735 --> 01:02:56,171
Pat, what the fuck!

1563
01:02:56,438 --> 01:02:58,937
- Shit! It was an accident!
- What the fuck!

1564
01:02:58,939 --> 01:03:00,376
Oh shit!

1565
01:03:00,608 --> 01:03:02,908
Oh, my God.
It's going in! It's going in!

1566
01:03:02,910 --> 01:03:05,213
What the fuck!

1567
01:03:05,447 --> 01:03:07,715
It's in me! Tase him!

1568
01:03:12,988 --> 01:03:14,787
Oh, my God,
oh, my God...

1569
01:03:14,789 --> 01:03:16,689
- What the fuck, Kai!
- Are you okay?

1570
01:03:16,691 --> 01:03:18,758
- I'm fine, he barely got me!
- Not you, her!

1571
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:20,359
I fucking know!

1572
01:03:20,361 --> 01:03:22,461
- You idiot!
- I didn't mean to!

1573
01:03:22,463 --> 01:03:25,298
You're so dumb
and I'm just realizing it now!

1574
01:03:28,903 --> 01:03:30,706
Fucking asshole.
You could have killed me!

1575
01:03:30,939 --> 01:03:33,609
That's usually the point of
stabbing someone in the chest.

1576
01:03:34,675 --> 01:03:36,776
Hey, man, I don't know what
happened to you in your life

1577
01:03:36,778 --> 01:03:38,280
that you ended up this way,

1578
01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:40,979
but it's people like you
who have fucked the world up.

1579
01:03:40,981 --> 01:03:42,715
If it wasn't for people like me,

1580
01:03:42,717 --> 01:03:45,287
people like you would be slaves
to people like me.

1581
01:03:46,053 --> 01:03:48,224
You can't even take care
of your own family. Look around.

1582
01:03:49,390 --> 01:03:50,858
Look what happened
in your own home.

1583
01:03:52,860 --> 01:03:55,630
You're not built for this,
brother. Untie me.

1584
01:03:56,298 --> 01:03:58,330
Just end it now.
End it!

1585
01:03:58,332 --> 01:04:00,066
I know, I know, I know,
I'm a huge pussy

1586
01:04:00,068 --> 01:04:01,700
and you're gonna kick
my ass and send me to jail.

1587
01:04:01,702 --> 01:04:04,437
- Fucking mother...
- I know, shut the fuck up!

1588
01:04:04,439 --> 01:04:06,308
Fuckin' piece of shit!

1589
01:04:07,575 --> 01:04:10,246
- How you doing?
- I'm not good.

1590
01:04:10,577 --> 01:04:12,480
Not really good at all.

1591
01:04:12,847 --> 01:04:14,650
- I'm so angry right now.
- Mm-hmm.

1592
01:04:14,916 --> 01:04:18,454
I got tased in my own house
by my brother-in-law,

1593
01:04:18,787 --> 01:04:21,387
who would've never been able
to even tase me

1594
01:04:21,389 --> 01:04:23,856
because my husband
bought a Taser

1595
01:04:23,858 --> 01:04:25,557
- without talking to me about it.
- I know.

1596
01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:26,892
So I'm really angry
and I don't know where

1597
01:04:26,894 --> 01:04:27,963
to direct this anger right now,

1598
01:04:29,164 --> 01:04:30,032
and I need you to get your
motherfucking hands off of me.

1599
01:04:31,999 --> 01:04:32,967
Happy, Abbie?

1600
01:04:34,035 --> 01:04:35,934
- Was this all part of your plan?
- Okay, here we go.

1601
01:04:35,936 --> 01:04:37,669
I knew you were
gonna blame this on me.

1602
01:04:37,671 --> 01:04:38,738
Because you did it!

1603
01:04:38,740 --> 01:04:39,673
- It wasn't me!
- It wasn't her!

1604
01:04:39,675 --> 01:04:41,310
- I gotta ask one question.
- What?

1605
01:04:42,110 --> 01:04:43,943
Did you call this in
because of what I said

1606
01:04:43,945 --> 01:04:45,713
about the Oath
during Thanksgiving dinner?

1607
01:04:46,381 --> 01:04:47,616
Or was it
cause I forgot your name?

1608
01:04:47,849 --> 01:04:50,682
- It wasn't me, asshole!
- Fucking prick.

1609
01:04:50,684 --> 01:04:53,019
I'm gonna say this to you now,
Abbie, with peace and love,

1610
01:04:53,021 --> 01:04:54,820
and in no disrespect
to your gender,

1611
01:04:54,822 --> 01:04:56,555
but go fuck yourself!

1612
01:04:56,557 --> 01:04:57,724
- Go fuck yourself!
- Hey man, it wasn't her!

1613
01:04:57,726 --> 01:04:59,392
- Don't fucking say that to her!
- You are a fucking pig!

1614
01:04:59,394 --> 01:05:01,729
Hey!
A serious question!

1615
01:05:02,363 --> 01:05:03,932
- How is this helpful right now?
- Alice!

1616
01:05:04,566 --> 01:05:06,568
- Enough! No more fighting!
- Yeah.

1617
01:05:06,901 --> 01:05:09,371
No, I know!
I was telling them not to fight!

1618
01:05:09,671 --> 01:05:11,671
- Yeah, Abbie!
- Fuck off!

1619
01:05:11,673 --> 01:05:14,310
Untie me,
or your life is over.

1620
01:05:16,010 --> 01:05:17,412
Do you understand?

1621
01:05:18,780 --> 01:05:21,079
All right, I want you
to not make any more noise.

1622
01:05:21,081 --> 01:05:22,350
Oh, come on.
Don't do that now.

1623
01:05:23,651 --> 01:05:24,184
No, no, no, I'm not gonna do
anything. Don't worry about it.

1624
01:05:24,186 --> 01:05:25,017
Oh, come on.

1625
01:05:25,019 --> 01:05:27,019
I just need you
to shut the fuck up!

1626
01:05:27,021 --> 01:05:28,887
- Fuck you, fuck you!
- Fuck you, fuck you!

1627
01:05:28,889 --> 01:05:30,455
I'll fucking kill you!

1628
01:05:30,457 --> 01:05:31,823
That's why I'm not untying you

1629
01:05:31,825 --> 01:05:33,559
because you're fucking
crazy, dude!

1630
01:05:33,561 --> 01:05:34,662
Chris...

1631
01:05:35,764 --> 01:05:38,930
me, you, Alice. Talk
in the other room. Right now.

1632
01:05:38,932 --> 01:05:39,731
I'm gonna go talk
in the other room...

1633
01:05:39,733 --> 01:05:41,133
- Come on!!
- I'm coming, baby.

1634
01:05:41,135 --> 01:05:43,602
Alice, we should go
before she gets madder.

1635
01:05:43,604 --> 01:05:45,937
Dad, keep an eye on Peter.
His ice pack keeps sliding down.

1636
01:05:45,939 --> 01:05:47,173
- Pat keep an eye on him.
- What?

1637
01:05:47,175 --> 01:05:48,841
And I'm fucking watching you,
Abbie!

1638
01:05:48,843 --> 01:05:51,611
- Stop it, leave her alone!
- Everyone hates you!

1639
01:05:51,613 --> 01:05:53,082
Hey,
everyone hates you!

1640
01:05:54,182 --> 01:05:57,453
Hey, I wanna
just one more time say, I'm...

1641
01:05:57,651 --> 01:05:59,354
I'm really sorry you got tased.

1642
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,123
I do not want to discuss
that right now, okay?

1643
01:06:02,689 --> 01:06:05,490
We need a plan. We need to
figure out what we're gonna do

1644
01:06:05,492 --> 01:06:07,760
cause things can't get any more
worse than they already are.

1645
01:06:07,762 --> 01:06:09,398
No, I think they can get worse.

1646
01:06:09,597 --> 01:06:11,129
- It can get worse!
- Where is Clark?

1647
01:06:11,131 --> 01:06:12,467
- What?
- Where's Clark?

1648
01:06:13,802 --> 01:06:14,934
He's passed out. And I don't
wanna bring him out here cause

1649
01:06:14,936 --> 01:06:15,669
then he's just someone else
in the room panicking

1650
01:06:15,671 --> 01:06:17,439
except he's shitting everywhere.

1651
01:06:18,572 --> 01:06:19,539
- Don't bring him out.
- Yo. I don't know if this

1652
01:06:19,541 --> 01:06:21,410
it's because of the electricity
in my body

1653
01:06:21,608 --> 01:06:24,109
- but I am fucking freaking out!
- Kai, baby, baby,

1654
01:06:24,111 --> 01:06:26,678
I'm freaking out, too.
I am freaking out

1655
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:28,780
that I live in a country
where this kinda shit happens.

1656
01:06:28,782 --> 01:06:29,615
I'm gonna tell you
this right now,

1657
01:06:29,617 --> 01:06:31,917
this is not the America
that I know.

1658
01:06:31,919 --> 01:06:33,686
Hey, man, I do not
wanna hear your take

1659
01:06:33,688 --> 01:06:35,490
on the country's politics
right now!

1660
01:06:35,789 --> 01:06:37,957
The fuck you think you are?
Trevor Noah or something?

1661
01:06:37,959 --> 01:06:40,526
- I know, I'm not Trevor Noah.
- Thanks for the live OP-ed.

1662
01:06:40,528 --> 01:06:42,829
Okay, now is time
for practical solutions.

1663
01:06:42,831 --> 01:06:45,097
Okay, what are we doing?
How is this gonna end?

1664
01:06:45,099 --> 01:06:47,568
Okay, okay, okay,
fine, what if...

1665
01:06:48,535 --> 01:06:50,505
I haven't thought this
through yet but what if...

1666
01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:53,872
what if
Pat and I took my car

1667
01:06:53,874 --> 01:06:55,443
and drove these two guys

1668
01:06:55,677 --> 01:06:57,577
all the way up the 16
to the forest preserve

1669
01:06:57,579 --> 01:06:59,512
and we drop them deep,
deep into the woods

1670
01:06:59,514 --> 01:07:00,716
and we'd leave them there?

1671
01:07:01,215 --> 01:07:03,182
And then they don't die,
they survive,

1672
01:07:03,184 --> 01:07:04,584
cause they're smart guys
but they have time

1673
01:07:04,586 --> 01:07:05,385
to think about
what they've done.

1674
01:07:05,387 --> 01:07:07,220
Meanwhile,
Pat and I come back here

1675
01:07:07,222 --> 01:07:08,857
and you've packed a bag, right?

1676
01:07:09,224 --> 01:07:10,825
And then the three of us
drive down to Texas,

1677
01:07:11,124 --> 01:07:12,624
stay with your folks
for a few months.

1678
01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:14,093
If the cops show up,
I don't know,

1679
01:07:14,095 --> 01:07:16,195
we can go to Mexico.
If we needed to?

1680
01:07:16,197 --> 01:07:17,599
Maybe we'd become
Mexican Nationals.

1681
01:07:17,932 --> 01:07:19,865
I speak a little bit of Spanish.

1682
01:07:19,867 --> 01:07:22,770
I will learn more.
We will teach her Spanish.

1683
01:07:23,137 --> 01:07:25,771
- How the fuck is that practical?
- That is so stupid.

1684
01:07:25,773 --> 01:07:27,205
And that plan
did not include me at all!

1685
01:07:27,207 --> 01:07:28,941
- Okay, okay.
- What is fucking wrong with you?

1686
01:07:28,943 --> 01:07:30,912
I'm sorry! I don't know!
Here's what I know.

1687
01:07:31,178 --> 01:07:33,782
I know that if we let
these guys go, I...

1688
01:07:34,515 --> 01:07:38,220
we, Dad, Pat, we're
in big fucking trouble.

1689
01:07:38,919 --> 01:07:41,220
People in our family
will go to jail.

1690
01:07:41,222 --> 01:07:42,990
And really think about that.

1691
01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:44,957
Well, that's just something
we gonna have to consider.

1692
01:07:44,959 --> 01:07:46,128
We just have to!

1693
01:07:47,028 --> 01:07:48,197
I'm gonna tell you guys this.

1694
01:07:48,829 --> 01:07:49,997
And I'm a little embarrassed.

1695
01:07:51,698 --> 01:07:53,202
I'm really scared of Mason.

1696
01:07:53,735 --> 01:07:55,267
Yeah, he's fucking nuts, okay?

1697
01:07:55,269 --> 01:07:57,537
- He's a psychopath.
- But keep him tied up

1698
01:07:57,539 --> 01:07:59,171
- and deal with Peter instead.
- Right. Mm-hmm.

1699
01:07:59,173 --> 01:08:01,640
- Peter seems reasonable.
- Yeah, we can talk to Peter,

1700
01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:04,943
we'll get him to call in,
explain the whole situation,

1701
01:08:04,945 --> 01:08:06,812
and then we can finally
end this whole thing

1702
01:08:06,814 --> 01:08:08,613
without anybody getting hurt.

1703
01:08:08,615 --> 01:08:10,015
- Or, more hurt.
- Okay, okay.

1704
01:08:10,017 --> 01:08:11,486
- Just...
- Okay, okay.

1705
01:08:12,186 --> 01:08:15,724
- Baby, calm down.
- Ow, okay. Okay.

1706
01:08:16,090 --> 01:08:17,856
You're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.

1707
01:08:17,858 --> 01:08:19,659
- We got this.
- Okay, and another thing,

1708
01:08:19,661 --> 01:08:20,863
just let it go
with Pat and Abbie.

1709
01:08:22,164 --> 01:08:23,296
I'm not saying another word
to them. It's not about them.

1710
01:08:23,298 --> 01:08:25,698
- Okay. Yeah.
- It's about us. And this moment.

1711
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,998
- Yes.
- And doing what's right.

1712
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,135
Right. And we're just gonna
talk to Peter.

1713
01:08:29,137 --> 01:08:30,205
- I'm gonna talk to Peter.
- Yeah.

1714
01:08:31,339 --> 01:08:31,937
- We will talk to Peter.
- Okay, and we stick together.

1715
01:08:31,939 --> 01:08:33,338
- Yes.
- Okay?

1716
01:08:33,340 --> 01:08:34,910
- Family.
- Yes.

1717
01:08:35,108 --> 01:08:36,575
- Let's do this.
- Let's do this

1718
01:08:36,577 --> 01:08:37,778
- Let's go.
- Okay.

1719
01:08:39,179 --> 01:08:40,715
We can't hear you.

1720
01:08:41,014 --> 01:08:43,215
- Stop!
- Whoa! Hey, hey! What is that?

1721
01:08:43,217 --> 01:08:44,553
What did he just say?

1722
01:08:44,919 --> 01:08:45,988
I don't know.

1723
01:08:46,787 --> 01:08:47,787
What do you mean
you don't know?

1724
01:08:47,789 --> 01:08:48,754
She means, she doesn't know!

1725
01:08:48,756 --> 01:08:50,323
We can't understand
what he's saying!

1726
01:08:50,325 --> 01:08:52,624
Stop accusing us
of canoodling with him!

1727
01:08:52,626 --> 01:08:54,060
“Colluding” is the word
you're looking for.

1728
01:08:54,062 --> 01:08:55,293
I know, I meant
to say colluding!

1729
01:08:55,295 --> 01:08:56,798
Stop! Stop! Stop!

1730
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,001
How you doing, Peter?
How you feeling, buddy?

1731
01:09:00,701 --> 01:09:02,870
- I'm okay.
- Good, good.

1732
01:09:03,905 --> 01:09:05,307
We need this to end.

1733
01:09:06,607 --> 01:09:08,776
And I'm here right now
asking you...

1734
01:09:09,844 --> 01:09:11,013
can we make that happen?

1735
01:09:15,349 --> 01:09:16,651
I think we can do this.

1736
01:09:17,818 --> 01:09:18,820
It's gonna be rough.

1737
01:09:19,821 --> 01:09:21,089
But if we stay calm...

1738
01:09:21,888 --> 01:09:23,057
and trust each other...

1739
01:09:23,857 --> 01:09:26,691
- we can work it out.
- Oh, God. Thank you.

1740
01:09:26,693 --> 01:09:27,862
It's gonna be rough.

1741
01:09:28,662 --> 01:09:31,633
But if we stay calm,
and trust each other...

1742
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:33,936
we can work it out.

1743
01:09:34,369 --> 01:09:36,170
He really needs to see a doctor.

1744
01:09:36,638 --> 01:09:39,805
- Did he say it twice?
- You are so calm.

1745
01:09:39,807 --> 01:09:41,140
- Yeah, you're very...
- You're very calm.

1746
01:09:41,142 --> 01:09:42,177
...very, very Zen.

1747
01:09:42,376 --> 01:09:44,377
Not Zen. Goddamn it. No offense.

1748
01:09:44,379 --> 01:09:45,747
Oh, none taken.

1749
01:09:46,981 --> 01:09:48,150
But I do think...

1750
01:09:49,384 --> 01:09:51,620
I do think we're gonna have
to untie Mason.

1751
01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:54,622
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

1752
01:09:55,223 --> 01:09:57,259
- Mm-mm
- Listen, listen. Hold on.

1753
01:09:57,724 --> 01:09:58,693
Everyone be calm.

1754
01:10:01,228 --> 01:10:02,229
Is there any way...

1755
01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:05,834
that if I untie him,
you can guarantee me...

1756
01:10:06,733 --> 01:10:08,736
he won't beat me up?

1757
01:10:09,737 --> 01:10:10,706
Mason...

1758
01:10:12,205 --> 01:10:14,875
will you promise
not to attack Mr. Powell?

1759
01:10:15,108 --> 01:10:16,042
- Fuck you.
- Okay.

1760
01:10:16,044 --> 01:10:18,280
See, that makes me think
he will attack me.

1761
01:10:18,912 --> 01:10:23,151
Mason! I need you to swear
on my life...

1762
01:10:24,052 --> 01:10:27,155
that you will not attack
Mr. Powell.

1763
01:10:31,759 --> 01:10:36,264
Peter,
I swear on your life.

1764
01:10:38,265 --> 01:10:39,334
Untape his mouth.

1765
01:10:41,068 --> 01:10:42,737
- It's okay, do it.
- Oh, Pat.

1766
01:10:43,103 --> 01:10:44,205
Do it fast.

1767
01:10:44,906 --> 01:10:46,705
Oh! Owie! Owie!

1768
01:10:46,707 --> 01:10:48,777
Oh, my God. Okay.

1769
01:10:51,245 --> 01:10:52,414
Cut me out of this shit.

1770
01:10:54,982 --> 01:10:56,082
Do it.

1771
01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:57,783
It took 20 minutes
to put it all on.

1772
01:10:57,785 --> 01:11:00,185
- I don't care. Do it.
- Okay, all right, all right.

1773
01:11:00,187 --> 01:11:01,756
No, Pat. No! Oh, my God!

1774
01:11:02,022 --> 01:11:03,254
This is so dumb!

1775
01:11:03,256 --> 01:11:05,123
Everyone, everyone, everyone...

1776
01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:07,126
Baby, this isn't what
we talked about!

1777
01:11:07,128 --> 01:11:08,159
It's okay, Kai, Kai.

1778
01:11:08,161 --> 01:11:09,063
This is
a really bad idea.

1779
01:11:10,031 --> 01:11:10,762
- He swore on Peter's life.
- Chris!

1780
01:11:10,764 --> 01:11:11,763
Let's not untie him yet.

1781
01:11:11,765 --> 01:11:14,902
- Not a good idea.
- Holy shit. Holy shit.

1782
01:11:15,436 --> 01:11:16,804
It's going to be okay.

1783
01:11:24,411 --> 01:11:25,312
Gun.

1784
01:11:27,781 --> 01:11:30,248
- Not giving him the gun.
- There's no negotiation...

1785
01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,219
- Mm-mm.
- ...with my gun in your hand.

1786
01:11:35,188 --> 01:11:37,258
Peter, I'm not giving him
the gun.

1787
01:11:40,228 --> 01:11:41,296
All right, let's...

1788
01:11:42,062 --> 01:11:43,030
think this through.

1789
01:11:45,433 --> 01:11:47,703
What if you gave him the gun,
but you kept the bullets?

1790
01:11:49,003 --> 01:11:50,938
- That's actually a good idea.
- Smart.

1791
01:11:51,438 --> 01:11:53,873
- I'm gonna give him the gun.
- No, don't give him the gun.

1792
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:56,411
- No, you should not.
- Calm down, calm down.

1793
01:11:57,311 --> 01:11:59,081
- All right,
- You ready?

1794
01:12:00,013 --> 01:12:01,115
Here we go.

1795
01:12:08,321 --> 01:12:09,223
Pat.

1796
01:12:13,326 --> 01:12:15,093
This is not what
we talked about, Chris.

1797
01:12:15,095 --> 01:12:17,096
- Calm down.
- Baby, don't do it! No!

1798
01:12:17,098 --> 01:12:18,329
Make sure you get the one
in the chamber.

1799
01:12:18,331 --> 01:12:19,532
- I did.
- Do you know what that means?

1800
01:12:19,534 --> 01:12:20,566
- Yeah, I know what it means.
- Okay.

1801
01:12:20,568 --> 01:12:23,205
- Oh, Jesus.
- It's okay, guys.

1802
01:12:25,272 --> 01:12:27,476
I got the bullets, baby,
it's fine. It's okay.

1803
01:12:36,217 --> 01:12:37,486
Now everyone just be...

1804
01:12:37,919 --> 01:12:40,019
Oh, God. Mason stop!

1805
01:12:40,021 --> 01:12:41,822
- Oh, shit!
- Mason, stop.

1806
01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:43,825
Oh, God. Mason, stop!

1807
01:12:50,497 --> 01:12:53,332
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. No!
I'm just...

1808
01:12:55,469 --> 01:12:58,439
It's my house, bitch! Told you!

1809
01:13:00,907 --> 01:13:02,307
Is everyone okay?

1810
01:13:02,309 --> 01:13:03,477
Um...

1811
01:13:05,379 --> 01:13:06,448
- Um...
- Yeah.

1812
01:13:08,014 --> 01:13:09,517
Oh, jeez.

1813
01:13:11,085 --> 01:13:13,188
Damn.

1814
01:13:13,854 --> 01:13:15,956
- Fuck!
- Put pressure on it...

1815
01:13:20,260 --> 01:13:22,397
Chris, can I talk to you outside
for a minute?

1816
01:13:32,607 --> 01:13:33,642
Christopher, I know I've...

1817
01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:38,079
never been as close
with you as your mother has...

1818
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:41,482
but I just...

1819
01:13:44,352 --> 01:13:45,353
You see...

1820
01:13:46,053 --> 01:13:48,223
I always did whatever it took...

1821
01:13:49,557 --> 01:13:51,026
to take care of my family...

1822
01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:52,927
to protect them.

1823
01:13:56,429 --> 01:13:58,265
And now you have to do
the same thing.

1824
01:14:01,936 --> 01:14:04,104
You do whatever
you need to do...

1825
01:14:06,307 --> 01:14:07,275
son.

1826
01:14:21,988 --> 01:14:23,090
Just shut up!

1827
01:14:29,330 --> 01:14:31,299
Again, there's not a lot
of blood.

1828
01:14:31,933 --> 01:14:33,198
Guess I'm not much of a bleeder.

1829
01:14:36,937 --> 01:14:37,638
How you doing, buddy?

1830
01:14:40,273 --> 01:14:42,878
It's weird. Like,
it doesn't hurt right now but...

1831
01:14:43,477 --> 01:14:45,276
if I do this...
Oh, God!

1832
01:14:45,278 --> 01:14:47,312
- Oh, God!
- Okay, okay, yeah.

1833
01:14:47,314 --> 01:14:49,080
- Okay.
- We have to get him to a doctor.

1834
01:14:49,082 --> 01:14:50,582
- Right away.
- We gotta go to a doctor.

1835
01:14:50,584 --> 01:14:52,351
What the fuck
are we gonna do with him?

1836
01:14:52,353 --> 01:14:54,118
Motherfucker broke
my fucking nose!

1837
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:55,620
Okay, fine. Hey, Pat!

1838
01:14:55,622 --> 01:14:56,390
Fuck you.

1839
01:14:57,424 --> 01:14:59,123
- Pat, stop!
- Fuck you.

1840
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,592
- Pat!
- Pat, he's tied up, okay.

1841
01:15:00,594 --> 01:15:02,026
Just stop it!

1842
01:15:03,964 --> 01:15:06,066
- Ah.
- What's wrong? What's wrong?

1843
01:15:06,666 --> 01:15:08,600
It's just this weird sensation.

1844
01:15:08,602 --> 01:15:10,205
- Okay, but where, exactly?
- Where?

1845
01:15:11,037 --> 01:15:13,105
Um, right above my knee.

1846
01:15:13,107 --> 01:15:14,109
Okay.

1847
01:15:17,611 --> 01:15:19,511
Oh, Jesus.

1848
01:15:19,513 --> 01:15:21,448
Oh, my God,
that is so gross! It's so gross!

1849
01:15:21,648 --> 01:15:24,516
I came to get some pie...
Holy fucking shit! Alice!

1850
01:15:24,518 --> 01:15:26,955
Holy shit!
Oh, God!

1851
01:15:27,321 --> 01:15:29,421
Oh my...

1852
01:15:29,423 --> 01:15:32,190
Go, go, go, Mom, take her!
Go wash her! Go wash her!

1853
01:15:32,192 --> 01:15:34,560
- Oh, fuck!
- Chris, we gotta move.

1854
01:15:34,562 --> 01:15:36,528
- Like, right now.
- Okay, okay, okay.

1855
01:15:36,530 --> 01:15:38,696
I hope you had
a nice Thanksgiving,

1856
01:15:38,698 --> 01:15:40,498
‘cause it's gonna be
your fucking last.

1857
01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,702
Shut up. Okay.

1858
01:15:42,370 --> 01:15:43,769
I mean,
if not your last,

1859
01:15:43,771 --> 01:15:45,473
probably your last together.

1860
01:15:46,473 --> 01:15:48,373
Maybe they'll keep
the women together.

1861
01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:51,209
Yo man, that is enough, okay?
Knock it off.

1862
01:15:51,211 --> 01:15:52,444
It's funny, do you know

1863
01:15:52,446 --> 01:15:54,381
who's gonna get raped
the most in jail?

1864
01:15:55,750 --> 01:15:57,082
- Your dad.
- Hey, shut up!

1865
01:15:57,084 --> 01:15:58,417
- You shut the hell up.
- Relax, Dad.

1866
01:15:58,419 --> 01:16:00,284
You shut your goddamn mouth!

1867
01:16:00,286 --> 01:16:02,022
Shut the fuck up,
you dirty motherfucker!

1868
01:16:02,223 --> 01:16:04,757
You shut the fuck up,
you fucking cunt!

1869
01:16:04,759 --> 01:16:06,592
Hey! Motherfucker!

1870
01:16:06,594 --> 01:16:08,694
Don't you use that word

1871
01:16:08,696 --> 01:16:11,163
in my house ever again!

1872
01:16:11,165 --> 01:16:14,099
You fucking asshole! Fuck you!

1873
01:16:14,101 --> 01:16:16,101
You don't talk
to my wife like that!

1874
01:16:16,103 --> 01:16:17,368
That's my wife. I love her.

1875
01:16:17,370 --> 01:16:20,240
What the hell is going on now?
Goddamn it?

1876
01:16:23,244 --> 01:16:25,644
- Oh, Jesus!
- Fucking sick.

1877
01:16:25,646 --> 01:16:28,282
Happy Thanksgiving!

1878
01:16:39,059 --> 01:16:40,094
This is it.

1879
01:16:40,795 --> 01:16:42,063
This is the moment.

1880
01:16:42,429 --> 01:16:43,497
No more talking.

1881
01:16:45,265 --> 01:16:46,300
It's over.

1882
01:16:49,335 --> 01:16:50,338
It's over.

1883
01:16:54,442 --> 01:16:55,477
I'm gonna kill him.

1884
01:16:58,545 --> 01:17:00,280
That is not what I meant.

1885
01:17:01,648 --> 01:17:04,349
We have to do this.
We have to do this.

1886
01:17:04,351 --> 01:17:05,684
Look at me. Look at me.

1887
01:17:05,686 --> 01:17:07,155
He will destroy us.

1888
01:17:07,655 --> 01:17:09,687
If we don't do this,

1889
01:17:09,689 --> 01:17:12,091
we have no chance at a life.
We have to do this.

1890
01:17:12,093 --> 01:17:13,461
- No, no, no.
- Yes, we do.

1891
01:17:14,228 --> 01:17:15,296
Yes, we do.

1892
01:17:17,798 --> 01:17:20,335
Can you stop crying and tell me
what you're thinking, please?

1893
01:17:20,733 --> 01:17:22,036
I just...

1894
01:17:23,204 --> 01:17:24,837
I'm thinking, I never thought
I would have to convince

1895
01:17:24,839 --> 01:17:26,637
my husband not to kill anyone.

1896
01:17:26,639 --> 01:17:28,640
We have to, okay.
We have no choice.

1897
01:17:28,642 --> 01:17:29,744
We will go to prison.

1898
01:17:30,344 --> 01:17:32,714
And our little girl
will be left alone

1899
01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:34,648
- and abandoned.
- Chris...

1900
01:17:35,515 --> 01:17:37,149
you cannot murder that man!

1901
01:17:37,151 --> 01:17:38,249
What, are you gonna
kill Peter, too?

1902
01:17:38,251 --> 01:17:40,054
And just bury them
in the backyard?

1903
01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:42,354
Just gonna have dead bodies
in my back yard?

1904
01:17:42,356 --> 01:17:45,660
No! I will... I will shoot
them here and I'll...

1905
01:17:47,495 --> 01:17:50,131
I'll move the bodies somewhere,
I don't know!

1906
01:17:57,504 --> 01:17:59,406
Listen to what you just said.

1907
01:18:03,576 --> 01:18:04,512
Chris...

1908
01:18:05,612 --> 01:18:07,346
remember when you told me

1909
01:18:07,348 --> 01:18:09,584
that we cannot let them change
who we are.

1910
01:18:11,451 --> 01:18:14,289
Remember that bullshit?
It's that bullshit you told me?

1911
01:18:15,156 --> 01:18:16,424
We can do this.

1912
01:18:17,357 --> 01:18:19,226
We can get
through this together.

1913
01:18:20,260 --> 01:18:21,329
We'll just release them

1914
01:18:22,263 --> 01:18:25,300
and suffer whatever consequences
we gotta suffer through.

1915
01:18:25,732 --> 01:18:29,137
But we can do it together.
And we'll be okay.

1916
01:18:30,237 --> 01:18:32,607
Okay? We'll be... we'll be okay.

1917
01:18:33,206 --> 01:18:35,207
- We'll just do it.
- I love you so much.

1918
01:18:35,209 --> 01:18:36,577
I love you, too.

1919
01:18:39,647 --> 01:18:41,282
That blood tastes nasty.

1920
01:18:41,581 --> 01:18:43,383
It's really nasty.

1921
01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:46,487
- But I still love you.
- I love you so fucking much.

1922
01:18:47,787 --> 01:18:49,656
Fuck you! Fuck you!

1923
01:18:51,224 --> 01:18:53,391
- Fucking monster!
- Alice!

1924
01:18:53,393 --> 01:18:55,560
- I don't know.
- You piece of shit!

1925
01:18:55,562 --> 01:18:57,428
- Whoa, what the fuck?
- You stupid motherfucker!

1926
01:18:57,430 --> 01:18:59,330
- Alice, Alice...
- Fuck you! You piece of shit!

1927
01:18:59,332 --> 01:19:00,335
- Hey. No, no, no.
- Fuck you!

1928
01:19:01,402 --> 01:19:02,368
- What are you doing?
- Fuck you! Fuck you!

1929
01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:04,235
- Jesus Christ.
- I've had it with this guy!

1930
01:19:04,237 --> 01:19:05,671
You can't say that shit!

1931
01:19:05,673 --> 01:19:08,376
- What happened? What did he say?
- Fucking pig!

1932
01:19:10,443 --> 01:19:11,646
What did he say?

1933
01:19:14,481 --> 01:19:16,483
He said he's gonna go
after the kids.

1934
01:19:22,923 --> 01:19:24,425
Did you say that about our kids?

1935
01:19:26,826 --> 01:19:28,427
Why would you say that
about our kids?

1936
01:19:28,429 --> 01:19:29,397
Are you kidding me?

1937
01:19:30,630 --> 01:19:31,932
Look at my face!

1938
01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:35,335
Look at what you did to me!

1939
01:19:37,737 --> 01:19:39,937
If I get out of here alive,
I'm coming after you

1940
01:19:39,939 --> 01:19:41,241
and everyone you care for.

1941
01:19:43,509 --> 01:19:44,512
I promise.

1942
01:19:46,679 --> 01:19:48,680
That will be my mission in life

1943
01:19:48,682 --> 01:19:51,318
and I'm telling you right now,
so you're not confused...

1944
01:19:52,286 --> 01:19:54,522
when your life turns
into total shit.

1945
01:19:55,555 --> 01:19:56,523
Fuck it.

1946
01:20:02,963 --> 01:20:03,831
Whoa, whoa.

1947
01:20:04,731 --> 01:20:05,396
Christopher,
don't do that!

1948
01:20:05,398 --> 01:20:06,633
Everyone calm down.

1949
01:20:07,534 --> 01:20:08,736
- You won't do it.
- Chris...

1950
01:20:09,670 --> 01:20:11,206
Chris, put the gun down, now.

1951
01:20:11,638 --> 01:20:12,803
Don't do it, Chris.

1952
01:20:12,805 --> 01:20:14,472
Why did you say that
about the kids, man?

1953
01:20:14,474 --> 01:20:15,943
Because fuck your kids.

1954
01:20:17,978 --> 01:20:19,380
Just do it, baby.

1955
01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,316
Do it. Do it.

1956
01:20:22,415 --> 01:20:23,317
Chris...

1957
01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:25,385
put the gun down, now.

1958
01:20:25,686 --> 01:20:28,486
- Shoot him, Chris.
- Just do it, baby! Kill him!

1959
01:20:28,488 --> 01:20:29,654
- Come on!
- You shouldn't have come here.

1960
01:20:29,656 --> 01:20:30,821
Grow some balls already!

1961
01:20:30,823 --> 01:20:32,826
- Do it.
- Do it, son.

1962
01:20:33,393 --> 01:20:35,761
- He can't do it. Accept it.
- Mason, what are you doing?

1963
01:20:35,763 --> 01:20:37,432
Shut the fuck up, Peter,
you fucking traitor!

1964
01:20:38,398 --> 01:20:39,631
You should not have come here,

1965
01:20:39,633 --> 01:20:41,333
you should not have
come to my house, dude.

1966
01:20:41,335 --> 01:20:42,566
You shouldn't have come here...

1967
01:20:42,568 --> 01:20:44,468
- Do it!
- Put the gun down, now.

1968
01:20:44,470 --> 01:20:46,370
- Fucking do it.
- Put the gun down now.

1969
01:20:46,372 --> 01:20:47,806
- Do it!
- Stop listening to him.

1970
01:20:47,808 --> 01:20:49,244
- I'm gonna do it.
- Mason, stop!

1971
01:20:49,910 --> 01:20:51,579
Come on already!

1972
01:20:52,679 --> 01:20:54,913
Do it!

1973
01:20:54,915 --> 01:20:57,382
Close your eyes! Close
your fucking eyes everyone!

1974
01:20:57,384 --> 01:20:58,449
Hey!

1975
01:20:58,451 --> 01:20:59,686
- Here it comes.
- Hey!

1976
01:21:03,057 --> 01:21:03,957
Stop!

1977
01:21:05,459 --> 01:21:06,661
Stop! Turn the news on.

1978
01:21:10,897 --> 01:21:12,566
What the fuck
is going on in here?

1979
01:21:14,101 --> 01:21:16,336
- Dad, turn on the news.
- Who are these guys?

1980
01:21:17,771 --> 01:21:18,872
Hit “guide”.

1981
01:21:20,741 --> 01:21:22,908
- Hit “guide”!
- Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it.

1982
01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:24,045
All right, "guide".

1983
01:21:26,112 --> 01:21:27,245
<i>Details are still trickling in,</i>

1984
01:21:27,247 --> 01:21:29,815
<i>but we do have confirmation
from the White House</i>

1985
01:21:29,817 --> 01:21:32,854
<i>that the president has stepped
down effective immediately...</i>

1986
01:21:34,054 --> 01:21:36,087
<i>We asked if there was going
to be a farewell address</i>

1987
01:21:36,089 --> 01:21:38,556
<i>or statement of some kind,
and we were told no,</i>

1988
01:21:38,558 --> 01:21:39,693
<i>not at this time.</i>

1989
01:21:40,827 --> 01:21:41,763
<i>We do know that the president
and the First Lady</i>

1990
01:21:43,196 --> 01:21:44,298
<i>are already currently traveling
to their home in South Carolina.</i>

1991
01:21:45,465 --> 01:21:47,334
<i>As far as other specifics go,
we don't have much,</i>

1992
01:21:47,534 --> 01:21:49,871
<i>but we do know is that
the president has stepped down,</i>

1993
01:21:50,070 --> 01:21:53,040
<i>and that Vice President Hogan
is now President Hogan.</i>

1994
01:21:54,073 --> 01:21:55,907
<i>Now we take you live
to the White House</i>

1995
01:21:55,909 --> 01:21:57,609
<i>where President Hogan addresses</i>

1996
01:21:57,611 --> 01:21:58,912
<i>the country for
the very first time.</i>

1997
01:22:07,420 --> 01:22:08,588
<i>My fellow Americans.</i>

1998
01:22:10,424 --> 01:22:12,527
<i>At approximately seven o'clock
this evening...</i>

1999
01:22:13,626 --> 01:22:16,496
<i>the president informed me
that he would be stepping down.</i>

2000
01:22:17,897 --> 01:22:19,032
<i>Effective immediately.</i>

2001
01:22:20,634 --> 01:22:22,066
<i>Now, he assured me
that he would be</i>

2002
01:22:22,068 --> 01:22:24,004
<i>addressing the nation
in the coming days</i>

2003
01:22:26,072 --> 01:22:28,573
<i>and I will let him</i>

2004
01:22:28,575 --> 01:22:30,644
<i>discuss the reasons
why for his departure.</i>

2005
01:22:32,845 --> 01:22:34,048
<i>But I assure you this...</i>

2006
01:22:35,115 --> 01:22:35,983
<i>as your acting president...</i>

2007
01:22:38,018 --> 01:22:39,985
<i>I will do everything
I can to restore</i>

2008
01:22:39,987 --> 01:22:41,689
<i>peace and calm to our nation.</i>

2009
01:22:42,688 --> 01:22:44,358
<i>Now, the former
president and I...</i>

2010
01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:46,461
<i>agreed on many things
in the past...</i>

2011
01:22:47,527 --> 01:22:49,727
<i>but over the last few months
we began to diverge</i>

2012
01:22:49,729 --> 01:22:52,963
<i>on issues
that I felt fundamental</i>

2013
01:22:52,965 --> 01:22:55,535
<i>to the health of our republic.</i>

2014
01:22:58,104 --> 01:22:59,139
<i>With that being said...</i>

2015
01:23:00,307 --> 01:23:03,475
<i>reserves and all National Guard
will be withdrawing</i>

2016
01:23:03,477 --> 01:23:06,546
<i>from all major cities
as soon as possible.</i>

2017
01:23:08,182 --> 01:23:10,084
<i>I'm also suspending
temporarily...</i>

2018
01:23:11,585 --> 01:23:13,054
<i>registration
of the Patriot's Oath</i>

2019
01:23:13,954 --> 01:23:16,087
<i>and all operations
and investigations</i>

2020
01:23:16,089 --> 01:23:18,760
<i>currently undertaken
by the CPU.</i>

2021
01:23:21,829 --> 01:23:23,731
<i>Now is not the time
for division...</i>

2022
01:23:24,897 --> 01:23:26,166
<i>we must come together.</i>

2023
01:23:27,468 --> 01:23:28,436
<i>So, I thank you...</i>

2024
01:23:29,102 --> 01:23:30,171
<i>and God bless you...</i>

2025
01:23:31,205 --> 01:23:33,741
<i>and God bless
the United States of America.</i>

2026
01:23:35,776 --> 01:23:37,545
<i>A stunning development.</i>

2027
01:23:37,744 --> 01:23:39,511
<i>Certainly one that we knew
was possible,</i>

2028
01:23:39,513 --> 01:23:41,048
<i>but didn't see coming
at this moment.</i>

2029
01:23:42,148 --> 01:23:43,949
<i>We are gonna be bringing
in Keith Baiers</i>

2030
01:23:43,951 --> 01:23:45,917
<i>on this historic night,
and we're gonna hear</i>

2031
01:23:45,919 --> 01:23:47,755
<i>from Glenn Baker and Amy Moses.</i>

2032
01:23:47,987 --> 01:23:49,820
<i>But right now
we are going to go live</i>

2033
01:23:49,822 --> 01:23:52,490
<i>to our very own Paul Bakeman,
who is at the White House...</i>

2034
01:23:52,492 --> 01:23:53,760
Baby, what...

2035
01:23:59,832 --> 01:24:00,968
How you feeling, Peter?

2036
01:24:02,068 --> 01:24:03,170
Hard to say.

2037
01:24:04,371 --> 01:24:06,006
'Cause I'm definitely in shock
at the moment. But...

2038
01:24:07,875 --> 01:24:10,511
- I actually don't feel a...
- Oh, easy on the bumps.

2039
01:24:12,179 --> 01:24:13,979
tremendous amount of pain, no.

2040
01:24:13,981 --> 01:24:15,183
You got a good attitude, man.

2041
01:24:16,284 --> 01:24:17,882
Pat, you gotta watch
those speed bumps, dude.

2042
01:24:17,884 --> 01:24:19,251
I mean, what do you
want me to do?

2043
01:24:19,253 --> 01:24:20,220
Just, just...

2044
01:24:21,921 --> 01:24:22,889
Mason.

2045
01:24:25,259 --> 01:24:27,092
Mason,
I'm gonna talk for a second.

2046
01:24:27,094 --> 01:24:28,592
And I don't need you
to say anything,

2047
01:24:28,594 --> 01:24:29,930
but I need you
to hear me, okay?

2048
01:24:30,897 --> 01:24:32,199
I would give
everything I have...

2049
01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:35,535
to erase what happened today...

2050
01:24:36,937 --> 01:24:37,872
but I can't.

2051
01:24:38,671 --> 01:24:40,040
And you and I, Mason...

2052
01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:42,876
we have different I...

2053
01:24:44,745 --> 01:24:46,778
different ideas
of how this country should work.

2054
01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:48,145
Pat, you gotta watch
the speed bumps.

2055
01:24:48,147 --> 01:24:49,314
I don't know
what that means, Chris.

2056
01:24:49,316 --> 01:24:50,715
Like, watch them, how?

2057
01:24:50,717 --> 01:24:52,117
Just don't take them
so fast, please.

2058
01:24:52,119 --> 01:24:54,052
I'm not taking them fast,
I'm under five.

2059
01:24:54,054 --> 01:24:55,654
Can you pull around?

2060
01:24:55,656 --> 01:24:58,092
No, they take up
the entire width of the road!

2061
01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:00,026
Mason...

2062
01:25:00,927 --> 01:25:02,763
I think we can go
our separate ways...

2063
01:25:03,696 --> 01:25:04,828
and go back to our lives

2064
01:25:04,830 --> 01:25:06,196
and never run
into each other again.

2065
01:25:06,198 --> 01:25:07,668
What do you think
about that, Mason?

2066
01:25:09,902 --> 01:25:11,071
Mason, can we do that?

2067
01:25:15,041 --> 01:25:16,941
Do I have to worry
about this fucking maniac

2068
01:25:16,943 --> 01:25:18,879
coming after me and my family
for the rest of my life?

2069
01:25:20,147 --> 01:25:21,148
I don't think so.

2070
01:25:23,349 --> 01:25:25,583
We shouldn't have been at
your house in the first place.

2071
01:25:25,585 --> 01:25:27,554
- Yeah.
- He was suspended.

2072
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:33,224
- What?
- A few months back,

2073
01:25:33,226 --> 01:25:35,763
he hit a suspect so hard,
he busted his ear drum.

2074
01:25:37,363 --> 01:25:38,866
He's got anger issues.

2075
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:42,003
That's why he was thrown off
the police force.

2076
01:25:43,236 --> 01:25:45,573
And fired
from Steamfield Mall security.

2077
01:25:46,205 --> 01:25:47,842
Wait, Mason...

2078
01:25:48,942 --> 01:25:50,811
are you a fucking
mall security guard?

2079
01:25:52,245 --> 01:25:53,377
I thought he was
like special forces.

2080
01:25:53,379 --> 01:25:55,346
I thought he was one of the guys
that killed Bin Laden.

2081
01:25:55,348 --> 01:25:56,784
He's fucking Paul Blart?

2082
01:25:58,352 --> 01:25:59,653
You need help.

2083
01:26:00,219 --> 01:26:01,588
Mason. Get help.

2084
01:26:02,356 --> 01:26:03,724
Go see doctors!

2085
01:26:05,692 --> 01:26:07,292
Fuckin' Jesus Christ.

2086
01:26:07,294 --> 01:26:09,597
Peter, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you got...

2087
01:26:10,630 --> 01:26:12,329
hit and I'm sorry you got shot.

2088
01:26:12,331 --> 01:26:14,168
And you know what,
I'm sorry for everything.

2089
01:26:15,802 --> 01:26:16,938
I'll be okay.

2090
01:26:18,405 --> 01:26:19,874
Everyone will be okay.

2091
01:26:21,907 --> 01:26:23,675
I'm so cold.

2092
01:26:23,677 --> 01:26:25,709
Oh, I got the A/C on, sorry.

2093
01:26:25,711 --> 01:26:27,781
Pat turn it off, please?

2094
01:26:32,786 --> 01:26:34,155
Unlock the door.

2095
01:26:41,428 --> 01:26:44,198
Careful, careful, careful.
Pat, help him up.

2096
01:26:49,870 --> 01:26:51,805
Careful, careful.
Easy, easy, easy.

2097
01:26:55,075 --> 01:26:56,376
You good?

2098
01:27:09,689 --> 01:27:12,222
All right.
Can you put it back in?

2099
01:27:12,224 --> 01:27:13,259
Yeah...

2100
01:27:14,260 --> 01:27:15,327
Thank you.

2101
01:27:19,198 --> 01:27:20,668
You have a lovely family.

2102
01:27:21,101 --> 01:27:22,202
Thank you.

2103
01:27:23,737 --> 01:27:25,106
All right, let's go.

2104
01:27:26,872 --> 01:27:28,009
Do you wanna know who it was?

2105
01:27:37,416 --> 01:27:38,352
Nah.

2106
01:29:37,136 --> 01:29:42,136
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