(FR/PiE) Random Items

BECAUSE I HAVE A NEED TO DOCUMENT EVERYTHING

========
Anon posted: Bibbidybump

>Day "Bibbidybump" in Equestria
>Wake up and do the tripple S
>Shim! Sham! Zoomzoom!
>Knock on your door
>"Oh, Hey there anon..."
"OH! Hey there... little pony... with the wings and the zwining and the zooming"
>"I just wanted to know..."
>She pulls out a jar of chocolate pudding
>"If pudding was your fetish"
>ZOPBOOBITYBOP
"Now you will get ready for zim zam and the bobbity biddity"
>You grab her and drag her inside
"And I will take off my clothes like zooooo"
>You drop her on your bed
"And get ready for the most splenderforous pudding pop you will have ever had!"
>Then [spoiler]they fucked[/spoiler]
>Today was a Cosby sort of day

========
Anon posted: Bump my rump

>Day "Bump my rump" in Equestria
>You are sketchy anon
>And today two fillies appeared at your door
>"Bump Rump Sugar-"
"Yea yea, how would you two like to do a little... modeling?"
>"Oh yea, I knew I was model material"
>That pink one sounds like a total bitch
>...Karma seems to have sent them to you
"First, let me introduce you to something really fun"
>You take them inside and lay a line of white powder on your table
"Just sniff this and then we can get started..."
>Two hours and several lines later
>The two fillies are on a table, dancing like idiots
>Colts surround them, throwing bits at them
>One in particular takes out a bottle of lube and a long rubbery-
>"Let's see some ass-to-ass"
>Soon every colt is chanting "Ass-to-ass"
>The fillies are drugged out of their mind, but they comply
>Lights are flashing
>Music blaring
>Their hips bouncing
>Flesh smacking against each other
>...
>When it's over, you take the grey one back to a couch
"Here's your share. Your friend is going to stay with me a while, okay?"
>She weekly nods
>As she curls up in a fetal position and starts counting her bits
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ut_pzoWgY


========
>Day BLOOD in equestria
>ANON CAME TO EQUESTRIA BUT HE WAS FULL OF BLOOD
>WHEN HE WALKED AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE
>THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP A CHARIOT
>THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE
>PONIES WERE SLIPPING IT IN AND FELL AND MADE THE WORLD WORSE
>HE SAW THE WORLD GETTING WORSE SO WE TRIED TO SWIM AWAY
>BUT THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYTHING
>HE GOT CHASED BY THE BAT P0NES BECAUSE THEY ARE VAMPIRES AND VAMPIRES ARE KEWL
>ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A MARE AND HER KID
>SHIT WAS SO CASH
>AT THE END OF THE DAY ALL THE P0NES DECIDED THAT HE MADE THE WORLD SUCK
>SO THEY SENT HIM TO THE MOON SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE
>BUT THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE ANON WAS YOU!!!! (OR THE ANON WAS A TRIPFAG IF YOUR A TRIPFAG) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED

THE END

========

"Naw Carlton, I don't like the new neighbors"
>"Come on Will! Just a quick visit!"
>The two of you leave your mansion of a house and go to your new neighbors
>A group of colorful pastel ponies
>"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your names?"
>"I'm Carlton, and this is Will. We're your new neighbors!"
>"Oh, wow! Really! Neato!"
>The next few minutes were spent talking about pleasantries and where everyone was from
>"So then I jumped into the portal and came here!"
"Yea, that's neat."
>"Yes. We're actually here to give you an Earthly welcome"
>"Really? Cool!"
"Yup"
>You cock back your arm and punch her in the face
[spoiler]"Welcome to Bel-Air"[/spoiler]

========
>You are Anon, pilot combat ace!
>And you are currently flying your F/A-18 over the Grand Canyon in a brutal dog fight
>It happened quickly for Earth
>An army of ponies invaded and began glassing cities
>You were part of the militarized response
>But that was earlier
>Right now a trio of colorful flying xenos are right on your tail
"COME AND GET SOME!"
>You bank, and they follow
>You climb and stall, and they follow
>You throw every trick in the book at them, and they follow
>...Every trick but one
>You dive into a narrow pass and slow down
>Right when they get behind you, BAM
>A push of a button throws your ejection parachute out, blinding them
>And you're launched out of your jet, leaving it to crash into the rocky wall
>Soon followed by two of the other ponies
>After reorienting yourself on the ground you begin your search for friendlies
>Only to come across that damned pony that got away
>Her wing was fazed and face bloody, but she still looked like she would put up a fight
>And she charged at you
>Right into your nasty right hook, knocking her out cold
"Welcome to Earf!"

========

>Be last survivor of an epidemic
>You don’t know what went wrong; some sort of super plague from a botched vaccination caused everyone to die
>Well, not everyone…
>At night THEY lurk the streets, hell bent on murdering you and your only friend
>A cyan pegasus named BlueFast
>”No it’s not, it’s Rainbow Dash”
>Whatever
>Sometimes the two of you went to a video rental place to pick something up
>Inside you placed a dozen mannequins to make yourself feel less like the last man standing
>Which BlueFast calls creepy, and thus usually stays outside
“Hey Marge, Hank, Fre-“
>Wait
“Where’s Fred?”
>You look down the street and see him
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE FRED? WHAT THE HELL- NO! NO! NO!”
“IF YOU’RE REAL YOU’D BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW! IF-“
>Laughter
>”Hahaha, I got you good!”
“NOT COOL BLUEFAST NOT COOL!”
>You turn around and walk away as she follows closely behind
>”Come on, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. It was a joke. I was just trying to make this place a little more welcoming.”
“Alright…”
>FACEPUNCH
[spoiler]”WELCOME TO NEW YORK!”[/spoiler]

========

>Fucking Fluttershy
>You moaned as semen flew off of her face and back into your dick
>Her hooves started to pump your length as you flailed on the ground
“WHAT IS GOING ON!?”
>You squirmed a bit before flying forward off your ass and onto your heels
>Flutters kept working your shaft, watching bits of pre force their way back inside
>Then she let go and grabbed your pants and boxers, pulling them up
>”Because I think they are.”
>She massaged your crotch through the fabric
>”Are time reversal spells your fetish?”
>You close and door and hear a knock
>You finish your day by having shit fly into your anus, your razor depositing hair on your face, and your shower blasting filth onto you
>Day “Backwards” in Equestria


========