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Mar 11th, 2013
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  1. BECAUSE I HAVE A NEED TO DOCUMENT EVERYTHING
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  4. Anon posted: Bibbidybump
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  6. >Day "Bibbidybump" in Equestria
  7. >Wake up and do the tripple S
  8. >Shim! Sham! Zoomzoom!
  9. >Knock on your door
  10. >"Oh, Hey there anon..."
  11. "OH! Hey there... little pony... with the wings and the zwining and the zooming"
  12. >"I just wanted to know..."
  13. >She pulls out a jar of chocolate pudding
  14. >"If pudding was your fetish"
  15. >ZOPBOOBITYBOP
  16. "Now you will get ready for zim zam and the bobbity biddity"
  17. >You grab her and drag her inside
  18. "And I will take off my clothes like zooooo"
  19. >You drop her on your bed
  20. "And get ready for the most splenderforous pudding pop you will have ever had!"
  21. >Then [spoiler]they fucked[/spoiler]
  22. >Today was a Cosby sort of day
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  25. Anon posted: Bump my rump
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  27. >Day "Bump my rump" in Equestria
  28. >You are sketchy anon
  29. >And today two fillies appeared at your door
  30. >"Bump Rump Sugar-"
  31. "Yea yea, how would you two like to do a little... modeling?"
  32. >"Oh yea, I knew I was model material"
  33. >That pink one sounds like a total bitch
  34. >...Karma seems to have sent them to you
  35. "First, let me introduce you to something really fun"
  36. >You take them inside and lay a line of white powder on your table
  37. "Just sniff this and then we can get started..."
  38. >Two hours and several lines later
  39. >The two fillies are on a table, dancing like idiots
  40. >Colts surround them, throwing bits at them
  41. >One in particular takes out a bottle of lube and a long rubbery-
  42. >"Let's see some ass-to-ass"
  43. >Soon every colt is chanting "Ass-to-ass"
  44. >The fillies are drugged out of their mind, but they comply
  45. >Lights are flashing
  46. >Music blaring
  47. >Their hips bouncing
  48. >Flesh smacking against each other
  49. >...
  50. >When it's over, you take the grey one back to a couch
  51. "Here's your share. Your friend is going to stay with me a while, okay?"
  52. >She weekly nods
  53. >As she curls up in a fetal position and starts counting her bits
  54. [spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22ut_pzoWgY
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  58. >Day BLOOD in equestria
  59. >ANON CAME TO EQUESTRIA BUT HE WAS FULL OF BLOOD
  60. >WHEN HE WALKED AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE
  61. >THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP A CHARIOT
  62. >THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE
  63. >PONIES WERE SLIPPING IT IN AND FELL AND MADE THE WORLD WORSE
  64. >HE SAW THE WORLD GETTING WORSE SO WE TRIED TO SWIM AWAY
  65. >BUT THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYTHING
  66. >HE GOT CHASED BY THE BAT P0NES BECAUSE THEY ARE VAMPIRES AND VAMPIRES ARE KEWL
  67. >ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A MARE AND HER KID
  68. >SHIT WAS SO CASH
  69. >AT THE END OF THE DAY ALL THE P0NES DECIDED THAT HE MADE THE WORLD SUCK
  70. >SO THEY SENT HIM TO THE MOON SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE
  71. >BUT THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE ANON WAS YOU!!!! (OR THE ANON WAS A TRIPFAG IF YOUR A TRIPFAG) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED
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  73. THE END
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  77. "Naw Carlton, I don't like the new neighbors"
  78. >"Come on Will! Just a quick visit!"
  79. >The two of you leave your mansion of a house and go to your new neighbors
  80. >A group of colorful pastel ponies
  81. >"Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your names?"
  82. >"I'm Carlton, and this is Will. We're your new neighbors!"
  83. >"Oh, wow! Really! Neato!"
  84. >The next few minutes were spent talking about pleasantries and where everyone was from
  85. >"So then I jumped into the portal and came here!"
  86. "Yea, that's neat."
  87. >"Yes. We're actually here to give you an Earthly welcome"
  88. >"Really? Cool!"
  89. "Yup"
  90. >You cock back your arm and punch her in the face
  91. [spoiler]"Welcome to Bel-Air"[/spoiler]
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  94. >You are Anon, pilot combat ace!
  95. >And you are currently flying your F/A-18 over the Grand Canyon in a brutal dog fight
  96. >It happened quickly for Earth
  97. >An army of ponies invaded and began glassing cities
  98. >You were part of the militarized response
  99. >But that was earlier
  100. >Right now a trio of colorful flying xenos are right on your tail
  101. "COME AND GET SOME!"
  102. >You bank, and they follow
  103. >You climb and stall, and they follow
  104. >You throw every trick in the book at them, and they follow
  105. >...Every trick but one
  106. >You dive into a narrow pass and slow down
  107. >Right when they get behind you, BAM
  108. >A push of a button throws your ejection parachute out, blinding them
  109. >And you're launched out of your jet, leaving it to crash into the rocky wall
  110. >Soon followed by two of the other ponies
  111. >After reorienting yourself on the ground you begin your search for friendlies
  112. >Only to come across that damned pony that got away
  113. >Her wing was fazed and face bloody, but she still looked like she would put up a fight
  114. >And she charged at you
  115. >Right into your nasty right hook, knocking her out cold
  116. "Welcome to Earf!"
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  120. >Be last survivor of an epidemic
  121. >You don’t know what went wrong; some sort of super plague from a botched vaccination caused everyone to die
  122. >Well, not everyone…
  123. >At night THEY lurk the streets, hell bent on murdering you and your only friend
  124. >A cyan pegasus named BlueFast
  125. >”No it’s not, it’s Rainbow Dash”
  126. >Whatever
  127. >Sometimes the two of you went to a video rental place to pick something up
  128. >Inside you placed a dozen mannequins to make yourself feel less like the last man standing
  129. >Which BlueFast calls creepy, and thus usually stays outside
  130. “Hey Marge, Hank, Fre-“
  131. >Wait
  132. “Where’s Fred?”
  133. >You look down the street and see him
  134. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE FRED? WHAT THE HELL- NO! NO! NO!”
  135. “IF YOU’RE REAL YOU’D BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW! IF-“
  136. >Laughter
  137. >”Hahaha, I got you good!”
  138. “NOT COOL BLUEFAST NOT COOL!”
  139. >You turn around and walk away as she follows closely behind
  140. >”Come on, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. It was a joke. I was just trying to make this place a little more welcoming.”
  141. “Alright…”
  142. >FACEPUNCH
  143. [spoiler]”WELCOME TO NEW YORK!”[/spoiler]
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  147. >Fucking Fluttershy
  148. >You moaned as semen flew off of her face and back into your dick
  149. >Her hooves started to pump your length as you flailed on the ground
  150. “WHAT IS GOING ON!?”
  151. >You squirmed a bit before flying forward off your ass and onto your heels
  152. >Flutters kept working your shaft, watching bits of pre force their way back inside
  153. >Then she let go and grabbed your pants and boxers, pulling them up
  154. >”Because I think they are.”
  155. >She massaged your crotch through the fabric
  156. >”Are time reversal spells your fetish?”
  157. >You close and door and hear a knock
  158. >You finish your day by having shit fly into your anus, your razor depositing hair on your face, and your shower blasting filth onto you
  159. >Day “Backwards” in Equestria
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