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  8. |___/ www.youtube.com/janyktubegaming |___/
  9.  
  10.  
  11. FACADE STAGEPLAY
  12. Fri Feb 08 12 54 57 2013
  13.  
  14. TRIP
  15. Where are the new wine glasses?
  16.  
  17. BRIAN
  18. Hello
  19.  
  20. GRACE
  21. What for?
  22.  
  23. TRIP
  24. That should be obvious!
  25.  
  26. GRACE
  27. Oh God, Trip, don't turn this into a big production, please! -- (interrupted)
  28.  
  29. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  30.  
  31. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  32.  
  33. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  34.  
  35. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  36.  
  37. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  38.  
  39. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  40.  
  41. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  42.  
  43. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  44.  
  45. TRIP
  46. Uhp, he's here!
  47.  
  48. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  49.  
  50. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  51.  
  52. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  53.  
  54. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  55.  
  56. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  57.  
  58. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  59.  
  60. GRACE
  61. What?! You told me it'd be an hour from now!
  62.  
  63. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  64.  
  65. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  66.  
  67. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  68.  
  69. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  70.  
  71. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  72.  
  73. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  74.  
  75. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  76.  
  77. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  78.  
  79. TRIP
  80. No, he's supposed to be here now!
  81.  
  82. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  83.  
  84. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  85.  
  86. GRACE
  87. God... Trip!
  88.  
  89. BRIAN
  90. HELLO
  91.  
  92. (Trip opens the front door.)
  93.  
  94. TRIP
  95. Brian!!
  96.  
  97. TRIP
  98. Hey! It's been too long, man! -- (interrupted)
  99.  
  100. BRIAN
  101. hey!
  102.  
  103. TRIP
  104. Great!
  105.  
  106. TRIP
  107. Yeah! -- (interrupted)
  108.  
  109. GRACE
  110. No, no, here we are!
  111.  
  112. GRACE
  113. Brian,
  114.  
  115. BRIAN
  116. Beatiful house
  117.  
  118. GRACE
  119. Hi! How are you? I'm so happy to see you after so long! -- (interrupted)
  120.  
  121. GRACE
  122. Uh...
  123.  
  124. GRACE
  125. So, come in, make yourself at home...
  126.  
  127. TRIP
  128. Huh, I'll close the door.
  129.  
  130. GRACE
  131. Yeah, I'm hoping you can help me understand where I went wrong with my new decorating, ha ha.
  132.  
  133. (Trip closes the front door.)
  134.  
  135. BRIAN
  136. Can i have a drink?
  137.  
  138. TRIP
  139. Oh, yeah, let me fix us all some drinks in a sec!
  140.  
  141. TRIP
  142. Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests. -- (interrupted)
  143.  
  144. BRIAN
  145. NICE
  146.  
  147. TRIP
  148. Yeah, yeah.
  149.  
  150. GRACE
  151. So, about my decorating...
  152.  
  153. GRACE
  154. (little sigh) With this room I was trying for a -- (interrupted)
  155.  
  156. BRIAN
  157. Its ugly
  158.  
  159. TRIP
  160. Well wait a minute! I don't think you've taken a close look yet. Let it soak in a little!
  161.  
  162. BRIAN
  163. Yes i did
  164.  
  165. TRIP
  166. See, I told you he would like it! There's nothing wrong with it.
  167.  
  168. GRACE
  169. (little sigh) -- (interrupted)
  170.  
  171. BRIAN
  172. Nooo
  173.  
  174. GRACE
  175. Oh, well...
  176.  
  177. GRACE
  178. (little sigh) So I tried for a certain kind of style in this room...
  179.  
  180. BRIAN
  181. its ugly.
  182.  
  183. GRACE
  184. but it is clearly -- (interrupted)
  185.  
  186. GRACE
  187. Uh, yes, but this room is a mess, isn't it?
  188.  
  189. BRIAN
  190. No
  191.  
  192. TRIP
  193. (little sigh) -- (interrupted)
  194.  
  195. GRACE
  196. You don't agree...
  197.  
  198. GRACE
  199. I'm sure I can return most of this, and try to start over again on this room...
  200.  
  201. BRIAN
  202. No
  203.  
  204. GRACE
  205. Really?
  206.  
  207. TRIP
  208. See, Grace, no one has a problem with your decorating.
  209.  
  210. GRACE
  211. (frustrated complacent sigh) Well, whatever, I'm going -- (interrupted)
  212.  
  213. BRIAN
  214. Yes, i have
  215.  
  216. TRIP
  217. Brian, yeah, Grace, nothing's wrong, everything's fine!
  218.  
  219. GRACE
  220. Huh, I think I forgot how well you two get along...
  221.  
  222. BRIAN
  223. No
  224.  
  225. TRIP
  226. So! Drinks!
  227.  
  228. TRIP
  229. What would you like?
  230.  
  231. TRIP
  232. How does a martini sound?
  233.  
  234. BRIAN
  235. Give me my drink! NOW!
  236.  
  237. TRIP
  238. Uh, well, you know what, I'm just going to make you a martini.
  239.  
  240. GRACE
  241. No no,
  242.  
  243. GRACE
  244. Brian, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
  245.  
  246. BRIAN
  247. Martini now!
  248.  
  249. TRIP
  250. Alright! That's what I wanted to hear! It'll just take me a short minute here.
  251.  
  252. GRACE
  253. (little sigh) Trip has always been partial to winning his friends over by way of the mixed drink. -- (interrupted)
  254.  
  255. TRIP
  256. (quiet humming)
  257.  
  258. BRIAN
  259. no
  260.  
  261. TRIP
  262. What? N - no, no, no, drinks coming right up!
  263.  
  264. BRIAN
  265. Hello
  266.  
  267. TRIP
  268. Grace, I know what you want, but I'll ask anyway... -- (interrupted)
  269.  
  270. (BRIAN hugs grace.)
  271.  
  272. GRACE
  273. Oh, heh, you're hugging me...
  274.  
  275. BRIAN
  276. Huggg
  277.  
  278. TRIP
  279. Oh, that's nice of you. Grace, aren't -- (interrupted)
  280.  
  281. GRACE
  282. As for my drink...
  283.  
  284. GRACE
  285. Um, Just a glass of Chardonnay for me, please. -- (interrupted)
  286.  
  287. BRIAN
  288. You also want a hug?
  289.  
  290. TRIP
  291. Yeah, yeah, I, heh -- I know what you want, Grace.
  292.  
  293. TRIP
  294. (little sigh)
  295.  
  296. TRIP
  297. Ah, Brian, maybe you didn't come here to hear this...
  298.  
  299. (BRIAN hugs grace.)
  300.  
  301. GRACE
  302. What? -- (interrupted)
  303.  
  304. GRACE
  305. Oh, that's --
  306.  
  307. TRIP
  308. Oh, that's nice Grace, I think a hug was just -- (interrupted)
  309.  
  310. (BRIAN hugs grace.)
  311.  
  312. (BRIAN hugs grace.)
  313.  
  314. TRIP
  315. Jesus...! Look I'm going to leave you two alone to keep praising each other. Excuse me.
  316.  
  317. GRACE
  318. What? Where are you going?
  319.  
  320. TRIP
  321. No, no, don't let me interrupt. I'm just going to the kitchen.
  322.  
  323. BRIAN
  324. Grace
  325.  
  326. GRACE
  327. (frustrated sigh)
  328.  
  329. BRIAN
  330. Hello
  331.  
  332. GRACE
  333. Um, Trip, if -- if you have a second, could you -- -- (interrupted)
  334.  
  335. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  336.  
  337. GRACE
  338. could
  339.  
  340. GRACE
  341. Brian, what... I... I... how...
  342.  
  343. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  344.  
  345. GRACE
  346. Um... well... uh....
  347.  
  348. GRACE
  349. Tr -- Trip, -- (interrupted)
  350.  
  351. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  352.  
  353. GRACE
  354. Uhh! You... wha... ah... -- (interrupted)
  355.  
  356. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  357.  
  358. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  359.  
  360. GRACE
  361. Uhh! -- (interrupted)
  362.  
  363. BRIAN
  364. KISS
  365.  
  366. GRACE
  367. Uhh! You... wha... ah...
  368.  
  369. GRACE
  370. Wait, Brian, where -- where are you going?
  371.  
  372. TRIP
  373. Christ, what the -- (interrupted)
  374.  
  375. TRIP
  376. What? Oh...
  377.  
  378. (BRIAN kisses trip.)
  379.  
  380. BRIAN
  381. Gay
  382.  
  383. TRIP
  384. Brian,
  385.  
  386. (BRIAN hugs trip.)
  387.  
  388. TRIP
  389. I...
  390.  
  391. TRIP
  392. I...
  393.  
  394. BRIAN
  395. just shut the fuck up
  396.  
  397. TRIP
  398. I have to go back to the living room.
  399.  
  400. BRIAN
  401. No
  402.  
  403. TRIP
  404. No problem, Grace, everything's hunky dory.
  405.  
  406. GRACE
  407. Yes, I know, everything's fine.
  408.  
  409. BRIAN
  410. Come over here
  411.  
  412. BRIAN
  413. NOW!
  414.  
  415. TRIP
  416. Brian, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
  417.  
  418. BRIAN
  419. Grace is cheating
  420.  
  421. GRACE
  422. (impatient -- (interrupted)
  423.  
  424. GRACE
  425. You...
  426.  
  427. GRACE
  428. You think...
  429.  
  430. GRACE
  431. I'm cheating on Trip... -- (interrupted)
  432.  
  433. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  434.  
  435. BRIAN
  436. YES!
  437.  
  438. TRIP
  439. uh...
  440.  
  441. GRACE
  442. (nervous coughing)
  443.  
  444. TRIP
  445. wha...
  446.  
  447. TRIP
  448. you, uh...
  449.  
  450. GRACE
  451. uuh...
  452.  
  453. TRIP
  454. ha ha...
  455.  
  456. (BRIAN picks up a Grace's drink.)
  457.  
  458. TRIP
  459. ha ha ha!
  460.  
  461. GRACE
  462. ha ha ha ha ha, heh...
  463.  
  464. GRACE
  465. ha ha ha ha ha!!
  466.  
  467. TRIP
  468. Ha ha ha, Brian,
  469.  
  470. GRACE
  471. heh heh...
  472.  
  473. TRIP
  474. you maniac! -- (interrupted)
  475.  
  476. BRIAN
  477. Get me out of her
  478.  
  479. TRIP
  480. Brian, what's going on, are you thinking of leaving?
  481.  
  482. BRIAN
  483. yes
  484.  
  485. TRIP
  486. Okay, anyway... I forget what we were talking about...
  487.  
  488. BRIAN
  489. No
  490.  
  491. TRIP
  492. Uhh, you're driving me insane!
  493.  
  494. BRIAN
  495. I want to leave
  496.  
  497. TRIP
  498. Your... goddamn decorating... -- (interrupted)
  499.  
  500. BRIAN
  501. You mutherfucker
  502.  
  503. GRACE
  504. What?!? That's awful, where did that come from? You're acting ridiculous! -- (interrupted)
  505.  
  506. (BRIAN kisses trip.)
  507.  
  508. TRIP
  509. Look, just quit the flirting right now, I'm warning you!
  510.  
  511. TRIP
  512. You're never satisfied with anything! You're never happy, never ever satisfied with anything.
  513.  
  514. (BRIAN puts down a Grace's drink.)
  515.  
  516. GRACE
  517. (impatient sigh) -- (interrupted)
  518.  
  519. (BRIAN kisses trip.)
  520.  
  521. TRIP
  522. Uhh, uh, can you, can you -- can you just...
  523.  
  524. GRACE
  525. Everyone tries to explain everything...
  526.  
  527. GRACE
  528. Trip, our whole marriage, you're so... controlling!
  529.  
  530. TRIP
  531. Oh, god...!
  532.  
  533. TRIP
  534. Goddamn, what did you say? Grace... is cheating...
  535.  
  536. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  537.  
  538. TRIP
  539. Brian,
  540.  
  541. GRACE
  542. Oh, my God...!
  543.  
  544. TRIP
  545. You're trying to say we've got problems, huh? That something is wrong with our marriage?
  546.  
  547. TRIP
  548. You're saying we've got problems.
  549.  
  550. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  551.  
  552. BRIAN
  553. Grace is cheating!
  554.  
  555. TRIP
  556. Alright, you know what, Brian,
  557.  
  558. TRIP
  559. I'm going to ask you something.
  560.  
  561. GRACE
  562. Trip --
  563.  
  564. BRIAN
  565. okay
  566.  
  567. TRIP
  568. Grace, let me ask our guest a question.
  569.  
  570. TRIP
  571. Brian, yes or no...
  572.  
  573. TRIP
  574. Marriage is about saying yes to the other person, even if you're not sure about it, right?
  575.  
  576. BRIAN
  577. NO
  578.  
  579. TRIP
  580. What...?!
  581.  
  582. TRIP
  583. Oh, alright... yeah...
  584.  
  585. BRIAN
  586. Grace is cheating
  587.  
  588. TRIP
  589. Uhh, I try so hard to reach out to you, Grace, and you reject me! You're cold! You're distant! I can't keep going this way, it's killing me!
  590.  
  591. (BRIAN kisses trip.)
  592.  
  593. GRACE
  594. Oh, that's great Trip!
  595.  
  596. GRACE
  597. Uhh! Yeah, good, get away from me!
  598.  
  599. (BRIAN knocks on the front door.)
  600.  
  601. (BRIAN opens the front door.)
  602.  
  603. GRACE
  604. I can't stand you!
  605.  
  606. GRACE
  607. Goddammit!
  608.  
  609. GRACE
  610. uhh!
  611.  
  612. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  613.  
  614. GRACE
  615. Hey, stop it, goddamn it!
  616.  
  617. TRIP
  618. Grace, what the hell are you saying about me in there?
  619.  
  620. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  621.  
  622. GRACE
  623. I'm not talking to you!
  624.  
  625. GRACE
  626. Brian, -- (interrupted)
  627.  
  628. (BRIAN kisses grace.)
  629.  
  630. GRACE
  631. Brian, (annoyed sigh) Trip is just so...
  632.  
  633. TRIP
  634. Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
  635.  
  636. GRACE
  637. What?
  638.  
  639. (BRIAN picks up a Grace's drink.)
  640.  
  641. TRIP
  642. Brian, look around this apartment. It's got everything anyone would ever want. But, Grace, oh no, she's never satisfied.
  643.  
  644. GRACE
  645. Trip, ... ugh ... I'm -- (interrupted)
  646.  
  647. TRIP
  648. Brian, where are you going? Don't leave, we need your help here!
  649.  
  650. GRACE
  651. No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
  652.  
  653. GRACE
  654. I think Trip's afraid of visiting his parents. He does everything -- (interrupted)
  655.  
  656. BRIAN
  657. Fuck you
  658.  
  659. TRIP
  660. You know what, Brian, that's it, you need to leave.
  661.  
  662. TRIP
  663. Brian, Jesus, we've had enough, you've got to go.
  664.  
  665. (Trip opens the front door.)
  666.  
  667. TRIP
  668. We'll be fine -- you just have to go.
  669.  
  670. (Trip closes the front door.)
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