Telekinesis Part 9

>You plunge the spade into the soft earth, and toss the dirt out of the hole.
>Twilight gave you something else to do, today.
>She told you to dig a hole, deep as you like, and to bring it to her.
>You survey your work, and decide that it's probably good enough.
>You climb out of the ten foot deep hole, and rest for a bit.
>Digging holes is difficult.
>Once you're sufficiently rested, you go over to the edge of the hole, and dig your fingers under the edge.
>Then, you pull as hard as you can and sure enough, the hole comes off.
>Time to show Twilight, then.
>You put the hole on the side of the library, walk through it, and take it off the other end.
"Here's that hole you wanted."
>Speechless once again.
>You toss the hole on the ground, and let her deal with it.
>You stop being in the library
>And start being in the Ponyville Market.
>You look around and find a free stall.
>And by free, you mean unsupervised.
>You sweep the pears or whatever off the stall, and put down a little cardboard plaque that says
>"Free Psychiatric Help. The doctor is OUT."
>That was fun.
>A small yellow and red creature is waving at you from across the market.
>You stop being on this side of the market
>And start being on the other side, with the yellow and red filly.
"Hello, small one! What might you be doing this fine evening?"
>She looks confused.
>"But it's morning."
"Pfft. Yeah, and the sun is just a massive fusion reaction. Right. What did you want?"
>"Ah just wanted to say thank you for bringing Applejack back to her senses yesterday."
"'Twas nothing. Really."
>You pull down a floating barrel of apples, and start eating them.
>Breakfast is served.
"So, whatsyername, do you have anything I could do? I'm pretty bored."
>"Mah name's Applebloom, and... are you the one who put that barrel there?"
"Yes, Applebloom. I did put that barrel there, but keep on topic. Things to do."
>"Uhhh."
>Realisation.
>"You could help mah friends and I get our Cutie Marks!"
"What makes you think that?"
>She drags you off into the distance, ignoring your question.
>In short order you arrive at some sort of treehouse.
>And not a tree house, either. You live in one of those.
>Inside the treehouse there are two other ponies.
>One you recognise as Rarity's sister, but the other you have no idea who it is.
>Applebloom explains to them that you're going to help them get their Cutie Marks, but you're only sort of paying attention.
>She stops talking, and all three look at you.
>You say nothing for a bit, then
"Names."
>"I'm Sweetie Belle!"
>"I'm Scootaloo!"
>"And Ah'm Applebloom!"
"...Do you have any paper and crayons lying around?"
>Turns out, they do.
>The crayons aren't exactly Crayola quality, but they'll do.
>You draw a tree, a bell, and a scooter.
>And stick each one to their butts.
>They look at them for a short while, and look back at you.
>"What's that supposed to do?"
"It's what I think your Cutie Marks are going to be. They're usually some terrible pun, so I thought of the worst ones I could."
>They scoff, and you let yourself out.
>You stop being at the treehouse
>And start being at the Tree House.
>Twilight is doing some sort of science on the hole you left.
>You exit the Library, and think of what to do next.
>That's it! You'll make a waterslide!
>You combat roll your way to the edge of the Everfree Forest, and start deforesting.
>Every tree you knock down, you grab it, stop being there, and start being where you want that log to be, then you trim the excess branches off with a few well placed punches.
>Every log in your grand design is placed firmly in the air where it needs to be.
>Your amazing waterslide sprawls throughout the entire town, going up and down and around and over and through plenty of houses, businesses and parks, starting from Twilight's bedroom window.
>Needless to say, assembling an entire waterslide from scratch isn't exactly the sort of thing you do in ten minutes, no.
>You build the slide in a good 3 hours or so.
>Now there are two problems.
>One.
>It's hardly a water slide if there's no water.
>Two.
>Since it's made of wood, you'd get splinters if you decided to ride it.
>Hmm.
>Shiny wood doesn't give you splinters.
>You should polish the slide.
>You stop being wherever
>And start being in Carousel Boutique.
"Do you have any shoe polish?"
>Rarity pops around a corner, to talk to you.
>"Yes, actually. Just over in that corner over there. Please, take as much as you like, it's the least I could do."
>You grab as much shoe polish as you can, and strap it to your butt.
>Now you need water.
>Water comes from clouds, right?
>Rainbow Dash's house is a cloud!
>Perfect!
>You stop being in Carousel Boutique
>And start being outside Rainbow Dash's house.
>You take a firm grip on the house, and drag it over the start of the slide.
>A swift smack to get it working, and the cloud starts to dump water into the slide.
>Beautiful!
>With your butt protected by polish, you ride the slide to get it primed.
>After ten minutes or so of exciting twists and turns, you've covered the entire slide in polish.
"It is complete!"
>You spin your way nack to the start, and find Twilight queueing to get on.
"Huh. I didn't know it'd be this popular."
>Twilight turns to you slowly, a strange look on her face.
>"Anon?"
"Yes'm?"
>She takes a deep breath.
>"WHY IS MY BEDROOM WINDOW THE ENTRANCE TO A WATERSLIDE!?"
"Because I thought it was a good idea."
>She storms off, probably very angry. Can't imagine why though.
>You detach the shoe polish from your behind, and ride the slide again.
>Wheeeee!
>Waterslides sure are fun!
>You waddle your way back to the start again, and find Twilight examining the hole you left.
"If you wanted it somewhere else, you just needed to ask."
>You tear the hole off the floor, and fold it up and give it to her.
>She is speechless once again. This seems to be a recurring theme with her.
"Y'know, I probably could've built that waterslide and about a fifth of the time if you'd just teach me telekinesis."