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- Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit, as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay.
- Matt Brody is a 2-time Olympic champion swimmer. However, due to drug and alcohol problems he has fallen from grace, to the point that he now has to perform community service as part of a plea deal for an offense. He will serve his time as a lifesaver at Emerald Bay lifeguard station, run by the no-nonsense Mitch Buchannon. Brody soon discovers that his celebrity status will earn him no favours. Meanwhile, people are dying in mysterious circumstances in Emerald Bay and Buchannon and his lifesaving team investigate. The occurrences may be linked to a nearby property development.
- If there was ever a reason to say a remake/reboot was necessary this would be it. There was no situation where this would have ever worked in any way. So I sat down to watch it with sincerely low expectations. So imagine my shock when it was okay. Okay at best! It certainly had some fun with the original series poking fun at the seriousness of the original series and the sorts of things they took on. It also made multiple blatant way too obvious jokes about the slow motion running and the bathing suits. It actually ended up being less gratuitous than I thought and I think even balanced the male to female ratio and included a short, stubby, geeky guy for good measure. The "Jonah Hill" type of the film which was unnecessary but it worked. It actually tries to have genuine heart and it does have it's moments. The characters aren't completely vapid and they actually give them some personality even if they spoof the poor personalities. The story is okay, kind of weak but at least they gave it a story. The action scenes are decent but contrived and much like many films I've seen lately, why is CGI fire so incredibly bad. There are two "okay" cameos from former Baywatch cast members (the two most necessary) but it's not a film you should rush out and buy that's for sure.<br/><br/>The biggest movie star on the planet oddly enough is Dwayne Johnson (I saw oddly because for a WWE wrestler to come up and become the world's biggest star was unheard of prior to him.) Mind you it seems more are coming (Dave Bautista for instance.) Johnson is so incredibly charismatic you can watch him in anything no matter how bad. So his personality and larger than life on screen persona makes his character and performance redeemable for the film. He is having a good time and fans of his will enjoy it for that reason. Similarly Zac Efron has a certain quality about him that makes his suave and egotistical character of Matt Brody kind of fun to watch. Efron and Johnson have good chemistry together (I'd love to see them do something with a better script.) Both men are built like brick walls and seem to be popular with women. The women leads are not much different. They are stunning, gorgeous, half decent actors at least but underdeveloped characters. Alexandra Daddario and Kelly Rohrbach absolutely...err fill their roles well. Daddario is fast becoming a celeb crush, the girl is just an unbelievable beauty and she is a good actress too! I actually liked Rohrbach's role and her fun romance/chemistry with the "nerd" of the group played by Jon Bass. That was one of the best parts about the movie. Bass plays his incredible predictable role well so it works fine. The five of them have good chemistry together which helps too for the very silly contrived plot. Ilfenesh Hadera has a sadly small part because she seems like she could have been a more serious addition to the cast. Priyanka Chopra is horrendous as the villain. She isn't even as good as a Rocky and Bullwinkle villain. She might sort of look the part but she is so subtle and laid back, the only good part is her ridiculous death.<br/><br/>Director Seth Gordon has some decent credits to his name but mostly in Television. I can see why he would want to take this on and try and make it his big hit film but everyone had to know this would never fly? The thing is it's not terrible. It's okay in every sense of the word. It's funny-ish, it's got action-ish, it's got men and women in bathing suits-ish, it's not even really gratuitous except for the language which is quite unnecessary meaning they would have been better off trying to sell this the demographic of teenagers or early 20's. I was surprised I didn't hate it because the script is slapped together with very little effort and it relies entirely on the charisma and chemistry of the cast which is actually good enough to not hate the movie 6.5/10
- Okay, that sounds rather harsh but to me 'Baywatch' really was that bad. The original series was not exactly great, was very silly and can be easily criticised, but it at least was from memory sort of fun and had some campy charm.<br/><br/>Something that 'Baywatch' (2017) completely and utterly fails to do, it actually came across that nobody involved had actually seen the show and only heard about it. Really though, 'Baywatch' is better seen on its own terms and it even fails spectacularly on that front. Have said a few times recently that 2017 was a very hit and miss year for films (from personal opinion), 'Baywatch' is, to me, along with 'The Emoji Movie', 'The Mummy', 'Stratton', 'Fifty Shades Darker', 'Flatliners', 'Eat Locals' and 'Transformers: The Last Knight' one of the year's worst, and it's the worst of the lot.<br/><br/>'Baywatch' has only one thing that's semi-decent and that is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, he fits his role well and at least tries to give the film some energy and charisma. All that effort feels wasted however because his character is so weakly written and his material even weaker than that.<br/><br/>The rest of the acting is dreadful. Zac Efron's comic timing is completely lost at sea here and he fails to make his character interesting or likable. Then there's the supremely irritating Jon Bass and Priyanka Chopra portraying the single most insipid villain of the year. There are some lovely-looking ladies here, but their acting is sophomoric in vapid roles that never feel real, eye-rolling dialogue and in a few cases limited screen time. Alexandria Daddario is particularly wronged in all those areas. The cameos from the likes of David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson may have been intended to be affectionate and nostalgic but were actually neither, instead they were useless in cameos that were clearly shoe-horned in to provide some clumsy connection to the original series.<br/><br/>Despite the near-uniformly poor performances, they are in all fairness saddled with everything else failing even worse than they do. The writing is particularly bad here in a strong contender for the worst script of the year, with dialogue that would even be beneath actors and actresses who can't act their way out of a paper bag and truly laboured and excessively crude jokes that throughout all land with a sickening thud than soar with hilarity. Just for the record, crude humour is not always a bad thing but it depends on how it's executed. Plus there are a lot of great comedies out there that make me laugh every time, so it would be unfair to accuse me or anybody else who hated the film of not having a sense of humour. The crudeness, dumbness and complete lack of taste are just far too much to stomach in 'Baywatch' to the point it's vomit-inducing, and there is no sharpness, wit or subtlety of any kind in a completely laughter-free and distasteful film.<br/><br/>Nothing good to say about the story either, which is not just predictable but even more problematically it's shallow, not the easiest to follow and lifelessly paced. And before anybody defending 'Baywatch' screaming and preaching don't take it so seriously, please try and take on board that those who hated the film knew exactly what to expect and watched it expecting a silly turn-your-brain-off-at-the-door sort of film but got a film that took itself much too seriously to judge it on that front.<br/><br/>It's a very cheap-looking film too, especially in the shoddy editing and obvious and abused use of green-screen. Even the scenery is flat. The soundtrack is forgettable at best and there is not a single interesting, fun or likable character, being either personality-free or annoying. As for the direction, what direction? All in all, awful way in every way apart from Johnson. 1/10 Bethany Cox
- In terms of body objectification, Baywatch is an equal-opportunity exploiter, but when it comes to comedy, it's a total boys' club.
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