SCP-6289 - Computer Propulsion

Propulsion of the affected computer at high velocities.

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Dr. Rolland: That's interesting. However, there is one thing that has been bothering me. Your filename is "priest.exe", yet you claim to be a wizard. How come?

SCP-6289 remains silent for ten seconds.

Dr. Rolland: SCP-6289?

SCP-6289: SILENCE. THE WIZARD HAS FINISHED CONVERSING.

Immediately, the computer propels upwards at a speed of 140 MPH, crashing through the ceiling.