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- CES: And all we can ask is...
- CES: Who is this Doctor exactly.
- CES: UNless that is, work is too busy.
- -- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] sighs quietly to herself --
- CES: Which its not, if you work only when you want to.
- CSC: Are you serious right now?
- CAG: speaking in the third person here...
- CAG: the doctor is a gallifreyan and a time lord who travels through space, time, and dimensions in his trusty tardis
- CAG: and his only companion? death
- CES: Im as serious as any other time, except when in combat. Im actually serious in combat.
- -- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] sips her wine, humming softly --
- CLP: I see. That sounds pretty interesting.
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] nods --
- CSC: And do you know whe I am?
- CSC: who*
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] leans over the counter, giving Mitsu a good look over to figure out who she is --
- CAG: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
- -- CURRENT littlePrincess [CLP] gives a good look over Mitsu. --
- CSC: You will never guess, heheh.
- CLP: ((ref?))
- CES: Aint gonna spoil.
- -- CURRENT fairlightAdvocate [CFA] stood back up "Well, theres more sophisticated, or insane, parties for me. So, execuse me." --
- CLP: ((SC, ref?))
- -- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] hair and makeup: http://tinyurl.com/m7vqc9f clothes: http://tinyurl.com/p4pp5fn and white skin and black boots --
- CLP: Hmm...
- CLP: I've read this before...
- CAG: morticia addams
- CAG: then again that's what i first think
- CLP: Nope. Jeff's girlfriend.
- CSC: Seriously, Mark?
- -- CURRENT fairlightAdvocate [CFA] spread his arms, disappearing in a flash of light with the words "Jolly cooperation" Echoing after him --
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] shrugs --
- -- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] thumbs up at Claire --
- CAG: who's jeff?
- CES: No idea.
- CLP: Seriously?
- CLP: You don't know Jeff the Killer?
- CAG: can't say that i do claire. i'm trying to catch up on 73 years of earth history
- CAG: i'm just now getting out of the berlin wall coming down
- CAG: and some things kind of get lost between the pages if you get what i'm saying
- CLP: Well, he's a serial killer.
- CES: What a funny guy.
- CLP: Jeff was a normal kid, who lived happily with his brother and parents.
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] listens to this intently --
- CLP: But everything changed, when bullies almost killed him.
- -- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] nod nod --
- CLP: They attacked him while he was at a neighbor kid's birthday party.
- CLP: In order to get revenge for Jeff beating the shit out of them when they tried to steal his money before school.
- CES: Tragic. Pretty cliche, but tragic.
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] gulps, but still listens --
- CLP: Jeff managed to fight them off, and kill them, but as the last one died, he flicked a lighter at Jeff, which ignited bleach that had gotten spilled onto him during the fight.
- CFV: . . .
- CLP: Jeff almost burned to death, but barely survived.
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] physically winces at that part --
- CES: Hmm, bleach is flammable?
- CSC: It is.
- CLP: Yup.
- CLP: It contains high amounts of Ethanol.
- CAG: not fun stuff to mess with around flames
- CES: So the story.
- CLP: ((http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2011/11/all-american-comics-16.html ))
- CLP: Well, that's how Jeff the Killer became who he is.
- CLP: When he woke up in the hospital and saw what happened to him, the shock of it broke his psyche.
- CAG: kind of feel sorry for jeff at this point. but the question remains... how'd he get a girlfriend?
- CSC: Jane isn't his girlfriend.
- CLP: She's more like...
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] raises his eyebrow at that. What WERE they then? --
- CLP: She wants to kill him.
- CSC: Jeff killed her parents.
- CLP: Yeah.
- CAG: oh, yeah that is considerably bad
- CSC: And almost burned her to death.
- CAG: coincidental i'll admit...
- CLP: Yeah.
- CES: Cliche.
- CSC: And this is how she looks like after that.
- CAG: so then jane is dedicated to putting jeff in a chicago overcoat and six feet under, am i right?
- CLP: Yup.
- CAG: huh... though i have to ask, why did claire say the answer was jeff's girlfiend if they aren't dating?
- CSC: Fans, ship them.
- CLP: Yup.
- CAG: ...
- CES: Glorious bullshit
- -- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] just sits there, tapping her fingers on the counter boredly --
- CAG: i'm not going to lie that is possibly the worst relationship pairing i've ever heard
- -- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] shrugs --
- CES: Have you heard of troll romance?
- CES: Its really god damn weird. No offense.
- CAG: heard of yes. understand? no
- CLP: It is.
- CES: Yeah Doc. That describes it.
- -- CURRENT forgottenViolinist [CFV] quietly sings to herself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U98XkOMezsw --
- CAG: wait... the fans ship those two in that spade quadrnat thing then?
- CAG: not the red one obviously
- CSC: Mhm.
- CES: Yeah probably.
- CLP: Yup.
- CES: But hey, we are talking about humans.
- CES: So i guess thats dumb.
- CES: I dont want to screw people because i hate them.
- CES: Or at least, not until it means literally screwing them onto something.
- CLP: Hehe.
- CSC: Oh well.
- CES: Fits the theme of today.
- CES: Scary freaky shit.
- CES: People being screwed to stuff.
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] rubs at his temples --
- CAG: i remember a life where i didn't have to deal with troll romance bull crap
- CES: Yeah me too.
- CES: I dont deal with it still.
- CES: I let other people deal with it.
- CAG: next time i'm in town, i'm getting a book on the stuff. maybe then i can understand it
- CES: Maybe,
- CES: Probably... not.
- CLP: I used to have a kismesis.
- CLP: Then she died in battle. God damn I miss her...
- -- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] finishes her drink with a content sigh --
- CES: Oh geez
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] looks to Claire with a raised eyebrow. --
- CLP: Hm?
- CES: Thats why you dont work in the military full time.
- CES: Or dont have a lover.
- CLP: I do have a lover. Amber.
- CFV: . . .
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] decides to look back at Mitsu --
- CES: And you work in the military.
- CLP: Yup.
- CES: Sometimes i feel like people dont listen to all my sentences.
- CAG: what about you? what's your take on troll romance?
- CSC: I don't understand it.
- CAG: you're not alone on that boat
- -- CURRENT adherentGreenhorn [CAG] offers a fistbunp to Mitsu --
- -- CURRENT secondChance [CSC] fistbunps --
- CES: So.
- CES: Having lovers and being in the military.
- CES: Holds up the chance of making your lover really sad.
- CES: Or the other way around if they are in the military.
- CAG: so, were you properly taught billards yesterday?
- CLP: Hmm true.
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