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- >You and Flash are sitting on logs, the fire being the only thing lighting the night
- >Your name is Anonymous, and you've been grouped with Mr. Sentry to watch for the night
- >Somebody had to be with this fucker
- >And sadly, that somebody had to be you
- >Earlier in the day, everybody had to choose a partner to watch in the night
- >Fluttershy could attack at any given moment, with Discord on her side
- >So we had to be prepared incase it happened
- >Every Anon had either chose another Anon, or a Trip
- >God you hated Trips
- >Trips were either from Ponychan or /mlp/, honestly nobody could tell them apart
- >Very few Trips went with Anons, but you had to feel sorry for the ones that did
- >EqD's, or as you call them, QDs, went with mostly themselves, only a couple going with Anons
- >Again, you feel sorry for them
- >All the ledditors died early on, and only, what, two Tumblrites are still here?
- >One is a lady feminist, the other is a man feminist
- >Lucky for them, huh?
- >No, not at all. The lady-feminist hates the man-feminist, just because he's a man
- >Man-feminist hates himself, too, often agreeing with lady-feminist
- >You can never help but laugh at them
- >But, anyway, Tumblrites grouped with theirselves, Anons with Anons, Trips with Trips, QDs with QDs, yada yada
- >And only three lucky ones went with ponies
- >A Trip, an Anon, and a QD
- >QD went with AJ, Trip went with Lyra, and you ended up with /him/
- >Fucking, Flash Sentry
- >God you hate this prick
- >Even in real life, he's horrid
- >He's about as Gary-Stu as Sombra
- >The GOOD Sombra, that is
- >He's also the leader of the pack
- >And he will NOT let you forget that
- >"C'mon guys, I'm your leader! You need to do what I say!"
- >"Well, that's what leaders are for, right?"
- >"Only a leader would be able to do this!"
- >"Follow the leader, you guys!"
- >God, he's so irritable
- >And you have to keep watch with him
- >And since most of the humans didn't survive, every night you have to be with this fucker
- >At least you picked to be first watch, forcing Flash to pick the same option
- >Y'know, get it over with
- >...Too bad it's taking forever for this fucking hour to finish
- >Shifts are an hour to an hour and thirty minutes, if the watchers heard something
- >Usually any rustling in the bushes are just squirrels and such, nothing too serious happens
- >Nothing too serious ever happens
- >Discord and Fluttershy are too much of pansies to ever send their army at us-
- "OW!"
- >Sentry lifts his head up and gets into a fighting stance, a spear in his left wing
- >"Anon! Are you okay?"
- "I'm fine, Sentry. Go back to bed. A flame-spark hit my leg, is all."
- >He isn't contempt with your answer, as he slowly approaches you, the spear still in his wing
- >"You know who would say that, Anon?"
- "Who, Sentry? Please, tell me who?"
- >Silence fills the night
- >...
- >"A... A.... A CHANGELING! HYAAAHH!"
- >...
- >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"
- >"Sorry about that, Trip... I thought Anon was a changeling and-"
- >"THIS IS WHY PRINCESS LUNA IS BEST PONY, FLASH! THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT APART OF THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!"
- "Trip, shut the fuck up. We know you're in pain, but you're going to attract the enemy to us if you keep yelling!"
- >The whiny bastard puts a hand over his mouth, as you try to delicately pull the spear out of his shoulder
- >His thumb starts bleeding from biting on it too hard
- >Finally, you rip it right out of him, as his muffled screams fill the air
- >You can't help but try to surpress a chuckle, enjoying this bastard's pain
- >"Shhh... Shh.... It's okay, Trip. We'll get you all fixed up by the morning. Just try to relax and go to sleep, okay?"
- >There goes another one
- >It's a surprise that this Trip overhere didn't wake up the rest of them
- >Flash starts to work on getting Trip's shoulder and thumb fixed before he bleeds out to death
- >"I'm pretty sure there's a pegasus spell book around here somewhere..."
- >That's not a thing
- >At least, you think, anyway
- >Pegasi can't control magic, they're pegasi!
- >That's like if Applejack was actually useful past Season 3-
- >"Here it is!"
- >God damn it
- >Should've just let him bleed out to death
- >That would've been one less Trip in the world
- >Fuck
- >"Thanks, Flash. I'm sooooooooo glad that I was saved by you."
- >Sarcasm fills the voice of Trip, Flash just smiling all the way
- >"No problem, Trip! Anytime!"
- >Trip goes back to the sleeping bag he shares with another Trip, thankfully
- >You sit back on your log, and so does Flash, sighing
- >"Trips, am I right?"
- "Oh shut up. Don't try to make this more painful than it needs to be."
- >Sentry lowers his head, putting a hoof to his right cheek
- >Just a couple more minutes, Anon. You won't have to endure this anymore in just a couple more minutes
- >"Sooo..."
- >God fucking damn it, Sentry
- >"What did you say your wife was called? A wai... why-fah? A why-fu?"
- "Waifu, Sentry. It's called a waifu. And she's not a wife, she's someone who you WANT to be your wife."
- >"Oh! You mean someone like Twilight?"
- >You can only twitch your eye, while trying not to grit your teeth
- "Yes, someone like Twilight."
- >"Y'know, Twilight would be my perfect waifu. I mean, she's so beautiful, and amazing, and she's just the best."
- "Yeah. Tell me about it."
- >"Okay! She-"
- "I was being sarcastic, Sentry."
- >"Oh."
- >...
- >"So who's your waifu, Anon? We both know that my waifu would be Twilight Sparkle, as she's so great, so beautiful, so-"
- "Shut up."
- >"Hey, I'm just making conversation! So, who's your waifu, Anonymous?"
- "Twilight Sparkle."
- >"Oh..."
- >BEEEEEP!
- >Thank god
- >You quickly leave to your sleeping bag, quickly kicking the next watch out in line
- >"OW!"
- "You're up next, dude."
- >As you get into your sleeping bag, you can't help but chuckle at the poor Anon that has to go up with a Trip
- >That would be a funny sight, but, you're too tired to even watch
- >Yawning, you get all snuggled up in your comfy bag, and start to dose off...
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