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Apocolypse Anon and Flash Sentry

Jul 9th, 2014
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  1. >You and Flash are sitting on logs, the fire being the only thing lighting the night
  2. >Your name is Anonymous, and you've been grouped with Mr. Sentry to watch for the night
  3. >Somebody had to be with this fucker
  4. >And sadly, that somebody had to be you
  5. >Earlier in the day, everybody had to choose a partner to watch in the night
  6. >Fluttershy could attack at any given moment, with Discord on her side
  7. >So we had to be prepared incase it happened
  8. >Every Anon had either chose another Anon, or a Trip
  9. >God you hated Trips
  10. >Trips were either from Ponychan or /mlp/, honestly nobody could tell them apart
  11. >Very few Trips went with Anons, but you had to feel sorry for the ones that did
  12. >EqD's, or as you call them, QDs, went with mostly themselves, only a couple going with Anons
  13. >Again, you feel sorry for them
  14. >All the ledditors died early on, and only, what, two Tumblrites are still here?
  15. >One is a lady feminist, the other is a man feminist
  16. >Lucky for them, huh?
  17. >No, not at all. The lady-feminist hates the man-feminist, just because he's a man
  18. >Man-feminist hates himself, too, often agreeing with lady-feminist
  19. >You can never help but laugh at them
  20. >But, anyway, Tumblrites grouped with theirselves, Anons with Anons, Trips with Trips, QDs with QDs, yada yada
  21. >And only three lucky ones went with ponies
  22. >A Trip, an Anon, and a QD
  23. >QD went with AJ, Trip went with Lyra, and you ended up with /him/
  24. >Fucking, Flash Sentry
  25. >God you hate this prick
  26. >Even in real life, he's horrid
  27. >He's about as Gary-Stu as Sombra
  28. >The GOOD Sombra, that is
  29. >He's also the leader of the pack
  30. >And he will NOT let you forget that
  31. >"C'mon guys, I'm your leader! You need to do what I say!"
  32. >"Well, that's what leaders are for, right?"
  33. >"Only a leader would be able to do this!"
  34. >"Follow the leader, you guys!"
  35. >God, he's so irritable
  36. >And you have to keep watch with him
  37. >And since most of the humans didn't survive, every night you have to be with this fucker
  38. >At least you picked to be first watch, forcing Flash to pick the same option
  39. >Y'know, get it over with
  40. >...Too bad it's taking forever for this fucking hour to finish
  41. >Shifts are an hour to an hour and thirty minutes, if the watchers heard something
  42. >Usually any rustling in the bushes are just squirrels and such, nothing too serious happens
  43. >Nothing too serious ever happens
  44. >Discord and Fluttershy are too much of pansies to ever send their army at us-
  45. "OW!"
  46. >Sentry lifts his head up and gets into a fighting stance, a spear in his left wing
  47. >"Anon! Are you okay?"
  48. "I'm fine, Sentry. Go back to bed. A flame-spark hit my leg, is all."
  49. >He isn't contempt with your answer, as he slowly approaches you, the spear still in his wing
  50. >"You know who would say that, Anon?"
  51. "Who, Sentry? Please, tell me who?"
  52. >Silence fills the night
  53. >...
  54. >"A... A.... A CHANGELING! HYAAAHH!"
  55. >...
  56. >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"
  57.  
  58. >"Sorry about that, Trip... I thought Anon was a changeling and-"
  59. >"THIS IS WHY PRINCESS LUNA IS BEST PONY, FLASH! THIS IS WHY YOU'RE NOT APART OF THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!"
  60. "Trip, shut the fuck up. We know you're in pain, but you're going to attract the enemy to us if you keep yelling!"
  61. >The whiny bastard puts a hand over his mouth, as you try to delicately pull the spear out of his shoulder
  62. >His thumb starts bleeding from biting on it too hard
  63. >Finally, you rip it right out of him, as his muffled screams fill the air
  64. >You can't help but try to surpress a chuckle, enjoying this bastard's pain
  65. >"Shhh... Shh.... It's okay, Trip. We'll get you all fixed up by the morning. Just try to relax and go to sleep, okay?"
  66. >There goes another one
  67. >It's a surprise that this Trip overhere didn't wake up the rest of them
  68. >Flash starts to work on getting Trip's shoulder and thumb fixed before he bleeds out to death
  69. >"I'm pretty sure there's a pegasus spell book around here somewhere..."
  70. >That's not a thing
  71. >At least, you think, anyway
  72. >Pegasi can't control magic, they're pegasi!
  73. >That's like if Applejack was actually useful past Season 3-
  74. >"Here it is!"
  75. >God damn it
  76. >Should've just let him bleed out to death
  77. >That would've been one less Trip in the world
  78. >Fuck
  79.  
  80. >"Thanks, Flash. I'm sooooooooo glad that I was saved by you."
  81. >Sarcasm fills the voice of Trip, Flash just smiling all the way
  82. >"No problem, Trip! Anytime!"
  83. >Trip goes back to the sleeping bag he shares with another Trip, thankfully
  84. >You sit back on your log, and so does Flash, sighing
  85. >"Trips, am I right?"
  86. "Oh shut up. Don't try to make this more painful than it needs to be."
  87. >Sentry lowers his head, putting a hoof to his right cheek
  88. >Just a couple more minutes, Anon. You won't have to endure this anymore in just a couple more minutes
  89. >"Sooo..."
  90. >God fucking damn it, Sentry
  91. >"What did you say your wife was called? A wai... why-fah? A why-fu?"
  92. "Waifu, Sentry. It's called a waifu. And she's not a wife, she's someone who you WANT to be your wife."
  93. >"Oh! You mean someone like Twilight?"
  94. >You can only twitch your eye, while trying not to grit your teeth
  95. "Yes, someone like Twilight."
  96. >"Y'know, Twilight would be my perfect waifu. I mean, she's so beautiful, and amazing, and she's just the best."
  97. "Yeah. Tell me about it."
  98. >"Okay! She-"
  99. "I was being sarcastic, Sentry."
  100. >"Oh."
  101. >...
  102. >"So who's your waifu, Anon? We both know that my waifu would be Twilight Sparkle, as she's so great, so beautiful, so-"
  103. "Shut up."
  104. >"Hey, I'm just making conversation! So, who's your waifu, Anonymous?"
  105. "Twilight Sparkle."
  106. >"Oh..."
  107. >BEEEEEP!
  108. >Thank god
  109. >You quickly leave to your sleeping bag, quickly kicking the next watch out in line
  110. >"OW!"
  111. "You're up next, dude."
  112. >As you get into your sleeping bag, you can't help but chuckle at the poor Anon that has to go up with a Trip
  113. >That would be a funny sight, but, you're too tired to even watch
  114. >Yawning, you get all snuggled up in your comfy bag, and start to dose off...
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