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Iornia 34: Shotgun Reunion

Oct 8th, 2014
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  1. Server started; please wait for map to refresh.
  2. tirkeyKujo has connected.
  3. Agidius has connected.
  4. Agidius:
  5. Oh hey, I loaded the facilit- guys?
  6. Agidius:
  7. guuuuys
  8. Agidius:
  9. dammit
  10. tirkeyKujo:
  11. what
  12. Agidius:
  13. naw, just god damn
  14. Agidius:
  15. As soon as we leave the facility, I can finally load it (crs)
  16. Thrice:
  17. Nigga I was showering
  18.  
  19. Teagan:
  20. dammit nevermind
  21. Thrice:
  22. But in any case I know why it wasn't loading and why I couldn't load shit
  23.  
  24. Teagan:
  25. well why's that
  26. Thrice:
  27. I'd apparently unknowingly had UTorrent up for weeks and its uploading was sucking up all my bandwidth
  28.  
  29. Teagan:
  30. Well hey, at least you were being a bro by seeding.
  31. Thrice:
  32. I'd seeded like
  33. Thrice:
  34. 100 GBs on every file
  35. Thrice:
  36. you were on route 6A right
  37.  
  38. Teagan:
  39. no, we moved on to Route...
  40. Thrice:
  41. well, route 6 was the map itself
  42. Teagan:
  43. 6D
  44. Thrice:
  45. Right
  46. Teagan:
  47. at least, that's the direction we were heading
  48. Teagan:
  49. I've no way of knowing if that encounter was on 6A or 6D
  50. Thrice:
  51. D, presumably
  52.  
  53. Perfectly Normal Tree:
  54. I'll just mark em like this for now
  55.  
  56. Perfectly Normal Tree:
  57. might be a use to know later
  58. Teagan:
  59. that'll do just fine.
  60. Teagan:
  61. maybe you could do a picture of a puddle with a fractured rock in it, with leaves scattered about
  62. Emergency has connected.
  63.  
  64. Teagan:
  65. Merge (Y)
  66.  
  67. Rivi:
  68. did I miss anything
  69. tirkeyKujo:
  70. everything
  71.  
  72. Teagan:
  73. TWILT isn't even here yet
  74.  
  75. Teagan:
  76. you've got 8 minutes to spare
  77.  
  78. Teagan:
  79. by which I mean 38 cuz let's be real here
  80. Thrice:
  81. the campaign already ended
  82. Thrice:
  83. it's 8:53 PM October 7th
  84. Thrice:
  85. 201
  86. Thrice:
  87. 6
  88.  
  89. Teagan:
  90. Your son was born, his name is Henry
  91.  
  92. Rivi:
  93. does he like birds and death
  94.  
  95. Teagan:
  96. just birds, mostly
  97.  
  98. Rivi:
  99. I think I'd be a proud mother
  100.  
  101. Teagan:
  102. You're like, 10
  103.  
  104. Teagan:
  105. you're too young to be a mother
  106.  
  107. Teagan:
  108. Anyway, if there's shit to be done with our boids, we may as well get going until we reunite with their group.
  109.  
  110. Teagan:
  111. We've got 10 things to take care of
  112.  
  113. Rivi:
  114. I suppose we could do that
  115. Thrice:
  116. I guess so
  117. Thrice:
  118. I mean there's not much to do there, really
  119. Thrice:
  120. They'll follow ya along
  121. Thrice:
  122. I mean whether they'll fight for you or not is another story
  123.  
  124. Rivi:
  125. I totes wanna race them
  126.  
  127. Teagan:
  128. Staarting with a medicine check to maybe patch me up a bit. 17 "Well, that was interesting. Even with a compromised race, that one was still considered the leader."
  129.  
  130. Teagan:
  131. "Even though every one of them knew it wasn't fair and square."
  132.  
  133. Teagan:
  134. Teagan is healed and gains 8 hit points.
  135. Teagan: (( oh thank god, that put me at exactly half. ))
  136. Teagan: (( if I'd rolled any better I'd be dead. ))
  137.  
  138. Rivi:
  139. "What a lame way to play! But I think we're kinda at fault for messing up the race in the first place..."
  140. Thrice:
  141. oh ull still be ded
  142. Thrice:
  143. don't make any assumptions
  144. Teagan: (( I hope not ))
  145.  
  146. Teagan:
  147. "Does that mean that the four... er, ten? Anyway, do you all need to hold another race?"
  148. tirkeyKujo:
  149. So how much exp does it cost to retrain something
  150.  
  151. Rivi:
  152. "I wanna race too! I mean for like fun since I'm not a bird but I can learn about your traditions!" She exclaims toward the flock of birds.
  153. Teagan: (( depends on the thing ))
  154. Teagan: (( an edge, one XP, a feat, 2 XP ))
  155. Teagan: (( a stat point, -one- stat point, 1 XP ))
  156. tirkeyKujo:
  157. just switching out combat training for weapon of choice
  158. Teagan: (( that'd be - wait why would you do that ))
  159.  
  160. Doduo 1:
  161. So he can take Dark Knight next level
  162. Teagan: (( at the cost of 6 stat points? ))
  163.  
  164. Doduo 1:
  165. The Dos all look at each other, each head looking at a different member of the flock. With some looking at themselves. They all shrug, like, even if they wanted to, they can't
  166. tirkeyKujo:
  167. yep, and then I'll take combat training after that
  168. Teagan: (( well ok I guess ))
  169. Doduo 1: (( and really it's 5 stat points ))
  170. Doduo 1: (( only people who get the full 6th's worth are mixed attackers ))
  171.  
  172. Rivi:
  173. "I guess it's a more... once and awhile thing huh? I'm happy as long as there isn't a sourball like the last champion!"
  174.  
  175. Dodrio 2:
  176. This particular Do is still stuck to the ground, but seems to have stopped thrashing about, just sort of standing there limp, its body hung over its legs, glaring at everyone
  177. Teagan: (( well we're walking away as far as I know ))
  178. Teagan: (( sucks to your Drio 2 ))
  179. Rivi: (( I thought we were too, especially after deltadrio stomped drio2's face ))
  180.  
  181. Dodrio 2:
  182. you could be, yeah
  183.  
  184. Teagan:
  185. "I'm sure it'll have learned something from this... even if it's not much of a runner compared to the rest of you, it's definitely a fighter."
  186.  
  187. Dodrio 2:
  188. well that's just unfair
  189.  
  190. Dodrio 2:
  191. i mean nothing ever hinted i was slow
  192. Teagan: (( sure there was ))
  193. Teagan: (( you were at the back of the pack, and leapt over everyone ))
  194. Teagan: (( don't think I forgot ))
  195.  
  196. Rivi:
  197. She was inaccurate tho
  198. Teagan: (( and yeh it couldn't hit Rivi for shit ))
  199.  
  200. Dodrio 2:
  201. nothing pointed as to what lap everyone was on
  202.  
  203. Dodrio 2:
  204. (D)
  205. Teagan: (( she dodged every last attack ))
  206. Rivi: (( except the one Teag's defendered since tree saving is tough ))
  207.  
  208. Doduo:
  209. The Dos don't really respond; they're not too hung up about it, even if they did hate the chick. What's do'd is do'd
  210.  
  211. Rivi:
  212. "We'll see what you guys want to do once we venture outta here. We've been looking for some riding companions as of late, we can totally show you the world! It's super adventuring!"
  213. TWILT has connected.
  214.  
  215. Rivi:
  216. man of the hour, welcome
  217. tirkeyKujo:
  218. :^0
  219. TWILT is disconnected.
  220. tirkeyKujo:
  221. :^(
  222.  
  223. Teagan:
  224. w-what
  225. TWILT has connected.
  226.  
  227. Katherine:
  228. mip
  229.  
  230. Teagan:
  231. that's ur one mip of the session
  232.  
  233. Innsma:
  234. yaaaaaaay, now whut
  235.  
  236. Innsma:
  237. as we have now reuinited the last treething and I think the other two are dancing with those birds or something
  238.  
  239. Breloom:
  240. I cannot think of an Avenger member that would fit me
  241.  
  242. Breloom:
  243. I guess Hulk, but I'm not angry at all
  244.  
  245. Breloom:
  246. so I'll just name myself after the Green Ranger
  247.  
  248. Tommy :
  249. .
  250.  
  251. Innsma:
  252. *makes a The Who joke*
  253.  
  254. Teagan:
  255. Did the Dos have a response to Rivi? If not, we may as well meet up
  256.  
  257. Teagan:
  258. that'd allow us to actually DO some talkin' amongst ourselves
  259. Teagan: (( because you gotta die ))
  260.  
  261. Tommy :
  262. I'll start a call at around 10PM~?
  263.  
  264. Doduo:
  265. I uh
  266.  
  267. Doduo:
  268. won't BE here then
  269.  
  270. Doduo:
  271. In fact in 5 minutes I'll be the gone
  272.  
  273. Doduo:
  274. Until around 10:05 or so
  275.  
  276. Innsma:
  277. so for about 15 minutes then?
  278.  
  279. Doduo:
  280. 20
  281.  
  282. Rivi:
  283. I'll join in but not speak unless I need to
  284.  
  285. Doduo:
  286. They probably didn't for the sheer sake of my oncoming death
  287.  
  288. Doduo:
  289. and now my E key seems a bit weird
  290.  
  291. Teagan:
  292. gr8
  293.  
  294. Doduo:
  295. just a random piece of pie crust apparently
  296.  
  297. Teagan:
  298. awright, meet-up time then
  299.  
  300. Doduo:
  301. And then I was the gone
  302.  
  303. Teagan:
  304. Teagan and Rivi head off the way the rest of the party split, dos in tow
  305.  
  306. Innsma:
  307. Innsma concentrates and regains 2 AP.
  308.  
  309. Innsma:
  310. Thank goodness all THAT tree ramming bulltwinkies is done with now tho, right? And- drat, thrice is gone, can't talk to Sal
  311.  
  312. Teagan:
  313. "Ah! There you are. I guess you had an easy time finding yours?"
  314.  
  315. Katherine:
  316. "Ah, there you guys are. Yes, it wasn't that much of a problem...but there was this Pokemon I really wanted to catch..."
  317.  
  318. Rivi:
  319. "We brought cool birds!"
  320.  
  321. Katherine:
  322. "...And well, it took much longer than expected, heh..." She scratches her head out of awkwardness, looking a little apologetic.
  323.  
  324. Innsma:
  325. "Well, we did get a little...sidetracked later on, but overall everything c-could have gone significantly worse, like getting infected with various skin irritations and lyme disease. I s-see you've gotten along well with your bird friends then..."
  326. Teagan: (( Rivi's named every single head already ))
  327.  
  328. Rivi:
  329. The current split is now InsRiv 4 and KathTeagand KathTeag 3 for XP
  330.  
  331. Teagan:
  332. ."Yeah - they're pretty relaxed. Go ahead and introduce yourselves, if you want!"
  333. Teagan: (( dunno how that . got there. ))
  334.  
  335. Rivi:
  336. "They were from the racing stampede back on Route 5! Remember?"
  337.  
  338. Katherine:
  339. "Ah yes, I do. Impressive you guys managed to tame them; they were quite a feisty bunch from last time."
  340.  
  341. Teagan:
  342. "To be fair... we'd interrupted their race when we walked through. They were all in the heat of the moment..."
  343.  
  344. Innsma:
  345. "Not exactly the worst birds from that mountain at l-least..."
  346.  
  347. Rivi:
  348. "We at least got them untangled! Imagine how sucky that would be..."
  349. Teagan: (( uh.. shit, am I still here? I've stopped loading webpages ))
  350. Teagan: (( but Skype still seems to be fine (?) ))
  351.  
  352. Katherine:
  353. I still see ya
  354. Teagan: (( huh. Weird. ))
  355.  
  356. Doduo:
  357. Intermission over, anyway
  358.  
  359. Doduo:
  360. So how did you guys decide to kill yourselves this time
  361.  
  362. Doduo:
  363. e-ello?
  364.  
  365. Doduo:
  366. mayday, juneday, julyday
  367.  
  368. Rivi:
  369. woosh
  370.  
  371. Doduo:
  372. any month you want
  373.  
  374. Doduo:
  375. just be tehre
  376.  
  377. Innsma:
  378. 'ello m8
  379. Doduo: (( Agi, you still round n about ))
  380.  
  381. Innsma:
  382. So uh, I take it they're currently riding those boids or something right
  383. Thrice:
  384. Probably not just yet, especially since half of them aren't capable of such a feat, but one day mayhaps
  385.  
  386. Rivi:
  387. One day, one day...
  388.  
  389. Rivi:
  390. We were introducing the birds and probably on our way to progress toward the next route
  391.  
  392. Rivi:
  393. We don't know what the boids will be doing so we'll wait til we're out of the route before learning of their intentions I guess.
  394.  
  395. Innsma:
  396. Innsma just kinda shies away from the boids either way. "Y-yeah, that'd be...complicated...you have those things all over control, right?"
  397.  
  398. Innsma:
  399. *under control 9_9
  400. Thrice:
  401. the first might've been more accurate
  402.  
  403. Rivi:
  404. "Yeah I think so! Just don't be a cheater and they will be cool with you!"
  405. Teagan: (( okay, sorry, family issues ))
  406.  
  407. Sal:
  408. "Hmph...Keep your birds at bay. I'd rather not be run over any time, soon or far."
  409. Teagan: (( did TWILT AFK this time (waiting) ))
  410. Rivi: (( Smashu brudduhs ))
  411.  
  412. Innsma:
  413. "Well so long as they don't try anything too funny...think they can try and lead us through this forest while we're at it? I'm not sure what lies beyond these dense trees..."
  414.  
  415. Rivi:
  416. Rivi gestures the birds over as she and the boid crew take off toward the next unexplored area. "Yeehaw!"
  417.  
  418. Teagan:
  419. "Now, there's an idea. What do you say, crew?"
  420.  
  421. Katherine:
  422. "Lead the way then, guys."
  423.  
  424. Teagan:
  425. @ the boids of course
  426.  
  427. Dodrio:
  428. The boids shrug once again and take off at a reasonable pace in a seemingly random direction. Here's hoping they know where they're going.
  429. Thrice:
  430. Even I don't know where they're going
  431.  
  432. Rivi:
  433. to hell
  434.  
  435. Innsma:
  436. And away we go! And then we end up in the twelfth plane of torment on the way to the kitchen.
  437. Thrice:
  438. 4 Very, very possible.
  439. Thrice:
  440. Oh damn
  441. Thrice:
  442. You dodged hell!
  443.  
  444. Rivi:
  445. just VI everything
  446. Thrice:
  447. Looks like the boids are headed toward Hex 7A unless you have something else in mind
  448. Silver has connected.
  449.  
  450. Rivi:
  451. ONWARDS
  452. Thrice:
  453. All right then, save all your shit
  454. Thrice:
  455. fagi what the hell
  456. Tokens dropped onto map 'World Map' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  457. Silver:
  458. daily reminder that Grognard is doubledead
  459. Thrice:
  460. this map's goin under in a second so u better save agi
  461. Thrice:
  462. Tho you can leave your stuff on here I guess
  463. Silver:
  464. tripledead, maybe
  465. Thrice:
  466. Actually I guess making it ded isn't necessary
  467. Thrice:
  468. however agi being alive is
  469. Rivi:
  470. FAMILY2STRONG
  471. Silver:
  472. agipls
  473.  
  474. Teagan:
  475. is it at least -somewhat- in the direction we wanna go
  476. Rivi:
  477. the present message
  478. Rivi:
  479. Probably dealing with family or... net
  480. Silver:
  481. rip agi
  482. Rivi:
  483. Well he is still in here, guess we could get flavor text for R7A
  484.  
  485. Katherine:
  486. do I get any closer to my Pikachu? ; o
  487. Agidius is disconnected.
  488. Agidius is disconnected.
  489. Agidius has connected.
  490. Silver:
  491. wb
  492. Thrice:
  493. And so heading into 7A, you come across a small lakebody of water. It looks absolutely like nothing you've ever seen before, especially you, Tirk and Agi. And me. You can hear a somewhat familiar voice wondering aloud, "Where'd they goo...Ah, nevermind! I've really, really got to find it, or I'll never make any money..."
  494. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  495. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player tirkeyKujo (Player)
  496. Silver:
  497. most creative bellosom name ever
  498. Thrice:
  499. blame tirk
  500.  
  501. Teagan:
  502. And the dos feasted on Sal's flesh
  503.  
  504. Rivi:
  505. "Is that..." She approaches a bit. "Allllllie?" With a quick turn and glance, she identifies the breeder.
  506.  
  507. Allie:
  508. The familiar Daughter of Lickboot seems to be bent over the lake, staring into the abyss precariously
  509. Innsma:
  510. "Did you drop something in the lake? Because I'm afraid it m-might be past the point of no return if that's the case..."
  511.  
  512. Lossom:
  513. Her flowery greenyellowredthing dances around
  514.  
  515. Innsma:
  516. I am face woman, my superpower is having a face
  517.  
  518. Rivi:
  519. Riv looks down into the water as well. "Maybe I should try fishing here..."
  520.  
  521. Allie:
  522. Allie about jumps out of her skin when Innsma calls toward her, flopping into the water before surfacing and crying out, "WAH! What're you gonna do to me?! Don't take my mon--O-oh.." She seems to notice Teagan and Rivi, "It's you guys! How'd you get out here? I don't see an escort..."
  523.  
  524. Dodrio:
  525. ill boid ur warranty m8
  526.  
  527. Katherine:
  528. "Good day. Our escort? Well..." She steps aside to show the boids
  529.  
  530. Teagan:
  531. "Oh jeez, she fell in - sorry, we didn't mean to startle you!"
  532.  
  533. Allie:
  534. "Wh-when did you start breeding Pokemon?! You could have come to me!" I'd have made money that way
  535.  
  536. Rivi:
  537. Riv heads on over to the sunken battleboat and tries to help her out of the water.
  538.  
  539. Rivi:
  540. battleboot?
  541.  
  542. Rivi:
  543. sure
  544.  
  545. Sal:
  546. "...who...is that girl? You know her somehow?" Sal is utterly perplexed by Snake In My Das Boot
  547.  
  548. Innsma:
  549. "Well, those birds and sheer willpower and tenacity. You can only go so far trying to b-breed that."
  550.  
  551. Teagan:
  552. "We're on our way to Callantown right now, actually - what are you doing out here? It's an awfully long way from Bernal."
  553.  
  554. Innsma:
  555. "I th-think she tried to sell us Pokemon one time. Wasn't terribly interested though. Rivi and Teags seem to have more history with her..."
  556.  
  557. Rivi:
  558. "She's an awesome breeder!" She calls back.
  559.  
  560. Allie:
  561. "Thanks!" Allie grabs hold of Rivi's arm and gets out of the water, "Uuuhh...cold. Oh! My brother and his friend Annie, and his other friend Rock, they brought me out here! Albion said there's some kinda Pokemon out here that hasn't changed in eons...if I could find it, he might be able to find out why! Then we could get rid of that in Pokemon I'm breeding! It might make more Deltas!"
  562.  
  563. Teagan:
  564. lookin' for Relicanth, eh
  565.  
  566. Teagan:
  567. let's grab a Wailord too
  568.  
  569. Allie:
  570. "I couldn't come alone, so I asked Chaz for help..him and his friends are pretty strong."
  571. Silver:
  572. relicanth a cool guy
  573. Teagan: (( I think ya might've been saying something as I hung up ))
  574. Thrice:
  575. Around that point, you hear a voice from past the totally-not-there barricadething, yelling, "Oi! I leave you alone for one second, and you go and...What're you people doin' to me sist--wait..you guys look familiar."
  576.  
  577. Charlie:
  578. Chaz usually stands for something
  579.  
  580. Rivi:
  581. its charlie
  582.  
  583. Teagan:
  584. awww shit it's that guy.
  585.  
  586. Charlie:
  587. ...totally meant my there, not me*
  588.  
  589. Teagan:
  590. naw you didn't
  591.  
  592. Teagan:
  593. it's canon now
  594.  
  595. Teagan:
  596. yer irish as -fuck-
  597.  
  598. Charlie:
  599. He's actually talking like a normal human being
  600.  
  601. Charlie:
  602. And not like a london gangster
  603.  
  604. Charlie:
  605. Oddly
  606.  
  607. Rivi:
  608. Rivi moves her hands to generate a dryer-like simulation for Allie.
  609. Teagan: (( nigga you already said OI ))
  610.  
  611. Charlie:
  612. Even the Japanese say oi (D)
  613.  
  614. Innsma:
  615. "H-hi there. Just so you know, if one of you tries to shoot me again, I'm going to give you a hex that will burn on your psyche for the rest of your life." Innsma smiles and nods casually.
  616.  
  617. Sal:
  618. "...THIS joker? Him, I remember. Even that idiot managed to hold him down."
  619.  
  620. Teagan:
  621. "...ah... hello, there." Teagan glances at Charlie like one would at someone who stabbed you in the shoulder with a stone knife and yet you have to forgive them
  622.  
  623. Rivi:
  624. you even gave it back to him, how kind
  625.  
  626. Charlie:
  627. "Sorry, but that's just part of the job. I do 's the boss lady tells me to. I hate the acccent she makes me put on more than anything else, if I'm being honest... But that's beside the point. Allie, what're all these peo--er, girls doing out here?"
  628.  
  629. Rivi:
  630. acccent
  631.  
  632. Rivi:
  633. for emphasis
  634.  
  635. Teagan:
  636. well gr8 we ain't people, we're just girls
  637.  
  638. Rivi:
  639. AAACH SHENT
  640.  
  641. Allie:
  642. "Oh, well, you see...I have no idea! Callantown, I think?"
  643.  
  644. Innsma:
  645. "Y-you have the right idea. Suppose we're not really in a rush to get anywhere in particular though."
  646.  
  647. Rivi:
  648. "We're on our way there, yes. We just helped out this squad of birds you see!"
  649.  
  650. Dodrio:
  651. Speaking of birds and squads, most of 'em are freaking out, squawking like mad, while this one is looking toward that island over there. Because a loud cracking sound just issued from it.
  652.  
  653. Annabelle:
  654. This chick spins her gun and hops over the rocks to where you seem to have, "Yeee-haw! What ne'er-do-wells're puttin' their dirty paws on my All-oh, s'you folks! Where've ya gutsuckers been! You haven't put your feet in the door in ages!"
  655.  
  656. Annabelle:
  657. Annie also usually stands for something
  658.  
  659. Teagan:
  660. naw.
  661.  
  662. Rivi:
  663. hasn't it been like a week
  664.  
  665. Annabelle:
  666. Canonically years.
  667.  
  668. Innsma:
  669. "For g-good reason at that too. I take it today must be your day off? I can tell that must be an absolutely blast...of fun."
  670.  
  671. Charlie:
  672. "...unfortunately, not all of us hate the accent. Don't shoot everything you see, Annie. Leads to a bad reputation..."
  673.  
  674. Teagan:
  675. "The gang's all here, then?" Teagan grips her shield. "I didn't realize you were all related!" She waves at the dos to settle down. "Don't worry, they're friendly! Usually."
  676.  
  677. Katherine:
  678. "Heh, isn't she something..." She says while making sure to keep her distance.
  679.  
  680. Rivi:
  681. "What are you looking for exactly, does it swim?" she gazes into the water with her fishing rod in hand (with no bait obviously). "How long have you been out here?"
  682.  
  683. Annabelle:
  684. "Huh? Me? Related to Allie? Baloney! Nothin' of the sort! As for day off, I think Tanner and Glade're keepin it nifty back home."
  685.  
  686. Rivi:
  687. lets fight them guys
  688.  
  689. Rivi:
  690. i want more stone wounsd
  691. Teagan: (( oh we will ))
  692.  
  693. Rivi:
  694. wounds*
  695.  
  696. Allie:
  697. "A-actually, where is Rock..? He's been gone all day, hasn't he?"
  698.  
  699. Innsma:
  700. "Th-that'd be some really odd diversity if they were anyway. And don't worry about me. I've built up an immunity to bullets. C-can't say the same for Sal though..."
  701.  
  702. Annabelle:
  703. Annie leaps over near Innsma, "Hey there, doll! Yeah, I'm sorry 'bout that before, but ya took it real well! Got a talent for takin' shots, if I do say so myself!"
  704.  
  705. Rivi:
  706. Innsma just has a collection of the damages from all of the crits she has gotten over the campaign
  707.  
  708. Rivi:
  709. TIME TO FISH. Riv throws her rod into the water while everyone be talkin'. 11
  710.  
  711. Rivi:
  712. No death today
  713.  
  714. Sal:
  715. "Ah..you're that girl Sanya thrashed. I did wonder how you held up after that...Now, give us some room, will you?" She says it with a smile, and a lot of biting venom.
  716.  
  717. Rivi:
  718. nat20 for the best results
  719.  
  720. Teagan:
  721. total damage: 7690
  722.  
  723. Annabelle:
  724. "Hey, hey, cool your jets, bearcat! Everything's Jake 'tween us now! Ain't that right, doll?"
  725.  
  726. Innsma:
  727. "S-sure, thanks. I'll have to definitely build up another immunity to being called 'Doll' though."
  728.  
  729. Charlie:
  730. "...idiots. I haven't seen Rock today, Allie. He said he was going to take a look around real early this morning, and that he'd be back...now-ish, as I recall."
  731.  
  732. Innsma:
  733. "It may be my hardest challenge yet."
  734.  
  735. Teagan:
  736. Eager to distance herself from this situation, Teagan inches closer to Allie. "What's it you're looking for exactly? If it's underwater, Innes might be able to help - he's got a pretty sharp eye."
  737.  
  738. Annabelle:
  739. "Hehe, got ya feelin dippy, huh? So, cash 'er check?"
  740.  
  741. Allie:
  742. "Well! I don't know! Just that's it's really ugly and brown. And old. I'm not sure why it would be here, but Albion seemed really confident!"
  743.  
  744. Rivi:
  745. "I wouldn't put it past him for credibility..."
  746.  
  747. Innsma:
  748. "Eh? Uh, I don't really got a bank account, so cash. W-wait, money isn't really an issue for me right now..."
  749.  
  750. Sal:
  751. "The bank's closed, girl." Sal just sort of glares at her, which doesn't have a lot of effect when you're carrying a retarded fish.
  752.  
  753. Innsma:
  754. Sal walkin' into town like http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/528/302/85e.png
  755.  
  756. Rivi:
  757. "Do you think we can fish it out?"
  758.  
  759. Annabelle:
  760. "Oooohh, I geddit now! Sorry! Didn't mean to take up rights on yer dame!"
  761.  
  762. Allie:
  763. "Um...well, I'm not sure it IS a fish! Are fish usually brown? I guess her fish is kind of brown..."
  764. Teagan: (( it's probably getting close to nighttime by now with all the walking we've been doing - gives us a convenient reason to stick around. ))
  765.  
  766. Allie:
  767. @Sal obviously
  768.  
  769. Dodrio:
  770. The Dos are still eyeing the fuck out of Annabelle, the trigger-happy bitch
  771.  
  772. Rivi:
  773. "I've caught a lot of things with this rod! I feelin' lucky today!" She sits down by the edge, with her feet hanging out. Throwing the line out again realizing it didn't catch anything.
  774.  
  775. Rivi:
  776. I'll catch a suicune
  777.  
  778. Rivi:
  779. Iswear
  780.  
  781. Rivi:
  782. then flame dog will get angry
  783.  
  784. Teagan:
  785. "...knowing if it's a fish or not would be important, yeah - should we call Albion to confirm?"
  786.  
  787. Innsma:
  788. "?" Innsma seems mildly confused and moneyless, but perhaps it's for the best.
  789.  
  790. Rivi:
  791. "I don't see why not! I'll be heading out onto the water a bit further out!" She hops off and runs across to set up cam-
  792.  
  793. Rockefeller:
  794. Around that time, some dude in a hat, leather gloves, and a jacket of the same make just jumps into the lake from over the west, swims the channel, and nods at everyone when he gets out, "Howdy." Okay, a jacket, gloves, and the goddamned thickest Texan accent you ever did hear, pardner.
  795.  
  796. Rivi:
  797. Who the fuck
  798.  
  799. Teagan:
  800. nigga you don't just swim in leather.
  801.  
  802. Teagan:
  803. OCON has joined the party!
  804.  
  805. Rockefeller:
  806. well I haven't talked about beer or vaginas yet
  807.  
  808. Rockefeller:
  809. can't be Ocon
  810.  
  811. Teagan:
  812. this is too many peeps
  813.  
  814. Allie:
  815. Allie looks over to Rock, and then back to you, "Y-yeah! You do that! Hey, Rock!"
  816.  
  817. Rivi:
  818. I DUN GIVE A FUCK OKAY
  819.  
  820. Rivi:
  821. GET OUTTA MY HEAD YOU TREE
  822.  
  823. Rivi:
  824. The crinckles are getting louder Agi x:
  825.  
  826. Annabelle:
  827. "H-hey, it jus' me, or is your friend flyin' like the Wrights?"
  828.  
  829. Innsma:
  830. "Oh, j-just what we needed...just need a guitar and we can start a right hoedown...So is whatever out here really that distressing?"
  831.  
  832. Rockefeller:
  833. He actually does have a bigass guitar case on his back
  834.  
  835. Rivi:
  836. Just don't kill yo data mang
  837.  
  838. Rockefeller:
  839. How he swam with that on, who the fuck knows
  840.  
  841. Teagan:
  842. Did he just sw- yeah
  843.  
  844. Teagan:
  845. that's one ruined gee-tar
  846.  
  847. Rivi:
  848. g-tard
  849.  
  850. Allie:
  851. "You bet! Aintcha seen the Pokemon around here? Been a whole lot of reports about bad stuff happening near the Sidhe Plains! This area's practically taboo."
  852.  
  853. Teagan:
  854. Well, calling up Albion, then - Teagan scans the lakeriver area while she waits for him to pick up. 15 rolling percep never hurt anything
  855.  
  856. Allie:
  857. "And I hear the Pokemon down south are really aggressive too..."
  858.  
  859. Rivi:
  860. like Texans
  861.  
  862. Rivi:
  863. central time zone is generally nice people
  864.  
  865. Rivi:
  866. TOO DAMN HEAT
  867.  
  868. Innsma:
  869. "Oh how....exciting. I can't say I'm surprised the wild birds lead us here...."
  870.  
  871. Valant:
  872. "Y'ello." You get the single most Warlordian answer possible.
  873.  
  874. Dodrio:
  875. Just doin' our job
  876.  
  877. Rivi:
  878. I wonder if Valant just operates a multi-phone center
  879.  
  880. Teagan:
  881. "Ah, Valant - Teagan speaking. I'm out here with Allie, calling to confirm a... rather important detail."
  882. You whisper to tirkeyKujo: Sidhe(Sheethe-uh) Plains: More an area of myth and fright than one of interest, this place is rumored to house a group of mischievous Pokemon hellbent on toying with and frightening any who step inside the boundaries of the plain. None can say the true forms of these Pokemon, as most adventurous enough to explore the area come out addled with fear and with no recollection of their tormentor's appearances, but a popular theory is that they are Ghost-types. While they were once relatively harmless, recently, their activities have gone from playful diablerie to threatening and violent. It seems that descriptions of the Pokemon's leader don't quite match up to earlier stories, either - and this change came on about a month ago.
  883.  
  884. Valant:
  885. "Yeeesss? What would that be?"
  886.  
  887. Teagan:
  888. "She's looking for some sort of 'ugly, brown, old' Pokemon which hasn't changed in some time - but beyond that, we don't have much of a physical description. Are we looking out for a fish-like Pokemon, a mole, a bird?"
  889.  
  890. Innsma:
  891. "So the...Sidhe plains, huh? Now that I think of it, I did some reading on this place back on the lake. I suppose it lines up with what the fortune teller was talking about earlier t-too..."
  892.  
  893. Sal:
  894. "Him, I do not recognize... Please tell me we are not putting up with these people all night?"
  895.  
  896. Innsma:
  897. "S-sounds dangerous, but I'm interested. Intrigued, even. I'll need to take out my notebook for this..."
  898. Silver:
  899. yes
  900. Silver:
  901. and all night is 3 sessions
  902.  
  903. Valant:
  904. (...sounds like a boot to me. Let me search "Ugly, brown, and old" in my Pokedex.)
  905.  
  906. Rivi:
  907. it's his phone operation center
  908.  
  909. Rivi:
  910. 3 big money
  911.  
  912. Rivi:
  913. low money
  914.  
  915. Rockefeller:
  916. "Who're these buckaroos?" Big Tex here wonders aloud as he wanders to their bigass tent.
  917.  
  918. Teagan:
  919. 5 I could do it
  920.  
  921. Teagan:
  922. I could not
  923. Silver:
  924. 13
  925.  
  926. Innsma:
  927. "S-so good job birds, this is exactly where we wanted to go. Just a little bit further- er- after this phone call at least....ah well...."
  928.  
  929. Rivi:
  930. Thought that was a mountain
  931.  
  932. Teagan:
  933. Teagan waits on her side to hear what Valant's dex pulls up.
  934.  
  935. Valant:
  936. its a tent nigga
  937.  
  938. Valant:
  939. "Oh. Oooohh. That."
  940.  
  941. Rivi:
  942. I can imagine Kathy being a statue
  943.  
  944. Valant:
  945. Still rather Warlordian in nature, really
  946. Silver:
  947. "hippo"
  948.  
  949. Teagan:
  950. aw crap phoneskoop did a died
  951.  
  952. Valant:
  953. aw shit
  954.  
  955. Valant:
  956. can u hear me agi
  957.  
  958. Valant:
  959. breathe agi
  960.  
  961. Teagan:
  962. no it did a died
  963.  
  964. Teagan:
  965. "Found something?"
  966.  
  967. Rivi:
  968. It wasn't bad
  969.  
  970. Rivi:
  971. "Hmm... nothing on the line yet again..." She chucks the line back in.
  972.  
  973. Valant:
  974. (Er, yes. About that. It's a fish. A very, very ugly one. Brown, about middling size."
  975.  
  976. Valant:
  977. )*
  978.  
  979. Teagan:
  980. "Whew, alright - does your dex have info on the name? It might come in handy."
  981.  
  982. Allie:
  983. "Hey! I don't know if this is too personal or something, but..When did you start flying?! Could you always do that?!"
  984.  
  985. Valant:
  986. (Sure, sure. Relicanth? If you look hard enough there you should most certainly find it."
  987.  
  988. Valant:
  989. )
  990.  
  991. Valant:
  992. dam
  993.  
  994. Innsma:
  995. "Of course, if th-things go less than stellar, don't be surprised when we force ourselves to set up for the night here. Even that tend alone could probably house us an a few more."
  996.  
  997. Innsma:
  998. *tent
  999.  
  1000. Valant:
  1001. *and
  1002.  
  1003. Innsma:
  1004. She on a roll today baby
  1005.  
  1006. Teagan:
  1007. "Perfect, that's all I needed. Let Albion know that we'll be doing a report later tonight - we haven't forgotten our research, there's just been a lot going on lately!"
  1008.  
  1009. Rivi:
  1010. "Hmm? I think I could always do it! But I didn't know if it was too weird! I saw some people back at Tyndall and they showed me they had cool powers too!" Rivi's light bulb goes off. "Oh yeah! Do you remember the Tyrogue and Happiny you gave me? They went up and evolved!"
  1011.  
  1012. Annabelle:
  1013. "Ooohh...Well, yer invited to stay! 'at'd be the berries!"
  1014.  
  1015. Valant:
  1016. (Too much to call once in a while?) Valant is now your grandmother
  1017.  
  1018. Teagan:
  1019. maybe he is
  1020.  
  1021. Teagan:
  1022. what a tweest
  1023.  
  1024. Allie:
  1025. "Huh? O-oh! Yeah! I'm sure Lossom'd like to see 'em! She never got adopted, so..you know, I just started raisin' her myself. Along with Shellshock!"
  1026. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  1027. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  1028.  
  1029. Rivi:
  1030. Rivi digs into her bag and releases the pair onto the shore place.
  1031.  
  1032. Allie:
  1033. "WHOA?!" Allie freaks the shit out and jumps back again at the GIANT FOOTED TORSO
  1034.  
  1035. Allie:
  1036. ...unfortunately back leads to a lake
  1037.  
  1038. Teagan:
  1039. "Sometimes it can be tough to get everyone together - but I won't make excuses. We'll talk later, thanks again for the help."
  1040.  
  1041. Rivi:
  1042. dat misclick
  1043.  
  1044. Sal:
  1045. "I say, any excuse to get away for even the tiniest amount of time is a welcome one."
  1046.  
  1047. Rivi:
  1048. "O-oh... Wilson! Give her a foot!"
  1049.  
  1050. Teagan:
  1051. MEGA KEEK
  1052.  
  1053. Wilson:
  1054. Wilson scrunches his foot
  1055.  
  1056. Teagan:
  1057. she's just thrown two meters under the water
  1058.  
  1059. Wilson:
  1060. Annnnd here it comes betch, a slow extension of his slinky legs to help Allie back onto shore.
  1061.  
  1062. Innsma:
  1063. "The berries...s-sure...." Innsma nods and tries to make sure nobody is drowning too hard. "The....berries...." she whispers to herself ominously.
  1064.  
  1065. Charlie:
  1066. "Hey now!" Chaz over here darts toward Notwet Willy, "You just calm down there, all right?"
  1067.  
  1068. Teagan:
  1069. "Alright, I've confirmed with Valant that we- how'd she end up in the lake again?"
  1070.  
  1071. Charlie:
  1072. "Oh..well, I guess you did. Don't scare my sister like that, please. She's very...rattly."
  1073.  
  1074. Allie:
  1075. Allie flounders back to shore once again, "You know, somehow I wonder if it might be better to swim and look.."
  1076.  
  1077. Wilson:
  1078. "Moan-lee?" Wilson eyes the familiar fellow who stabbed his trainer.
  1079.  
  1080. Wilson:
  1081. MONA LISA LEE
  1082.  
  1083. Innsma:
  1084. "I s-see we've had little luck, huh? How wonderful...."
  1085.  
  1086. Teagan:
  1087. Teagan loses 23 hit points.
  1088.  
  1089. Wilson:
  1090. Jump Kicker Wilson takes a step back and lowers his natural stance to look a bit less threatening, but his flaming ambitions still show while some fire orbit his hands.
  1091.  
  1092. Teagan:
  1093. Teagan is healed and gains 46 hit points.
  1094.  
  1095. Annabelle:
  1096. "Yeah! We been looking all over for that thing! But it's gone!"
  1097.  
  1098. Cherish:
  1099. Cherish dances with Lossom. "Chaaansey!"
  1100.  
  1101. Rockefeller:
  1102. Rocky Buckboa over here nods, "Mhm. Critter done skeedaddled, I reckon."
  1103.  
  1104. Rivi:
  1105. "These guys have totally helped out a lot on my journey, and they are growing up!"
  1106.  
  1107. Rivi:
  1108. TIME TO SHINE 18
  1109.  
  1110. Rivi:
  1111. Nah
  1112.  
  1113. Rockefeller:
  1114. if only u had bait
  1115.  
  1116. Rivi:
  1117. That'd work if I had bait yeah
  1118.  
  1119. Rockefeller:
  1120. sadly the only person with Perception apparently passed out ages ago
  1121.  
  1122. Teagan:
  1123. "Well, I managed to make contact with Valant - he's convinced that it's out here, somewhere. The Pokemon is called Relicanth, and it's a medium-sized fish Pokemon - maybe it's in deeper water?"
  1124.  
  1125. Rivi:
  1126. "I'm having no luck over here Teags!" I wonder why.
  1127.  
  1128. Teagan:
  1129. get A) bait, or B) gud
  1130.  
  1131. Allie:
  1132. "Hmm...hey! Would you guys help me out here?! You're gonna be staying tonight anyway, right? You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"
  1133.  
  1134. Allie:
  1135. "Um, but not literally, please! My back is very sensative..."
  1136.  
  1137. Teagan:
  1138. Wilson gun scratch the SHIT outta yer back
  1139.  
  1140. Rivi:
  1141. It'll be like a massage
  1142.  
  1143. Rivi:
  1144. from him kicking you so fast
  1145.  
  1146. Teagan:
  1147. "I don't mind helping out."
  1148.  
  1149. Rivi:
  1150. "I'm already trying to help! I mean it's not going well... but just you wait!"
  1151.  
  1152. Innsma:
  1153. "Well g-good...mine is too. I have n-no idea how to fish though..."
  1154.  
  1155. Allie:
  1156. "Can you swim? Or uh, have any Pokemon that can? Mine aren't waterbound..."
  1157.  
  1158. Innsma:
  1159. Innsma glances at Sal. "B-before you ask, it was sheer tenacity, my good girl. Sheer tenacity."
  1160.  
  1161. Annabelle:
  1162. "Ooh! Ooh! I can help there! My Pokemon's terrible on land, but in the water, he shines!"
  1163.  
  1164. Rivi:
  1165. "Hmm... I did bring a Water-type with me, but I'm not sure I can handle him yet."
  1166.  
  1167. Sal:
  1168. "You must have been very determined to get this for me...I can't thank you enough."
  1169.  
  1170. Rivi:
  1171. I'll show you the power of my catches
  1172.  
  1173. Ray:
  1174. Aw shit it's Ray's time to shine if only I wasn't two feet tall
  1175.  
  1176. Ray:
  1177. shit i'm a midget
  1178.  
  1179. Teagan:
  1180. "Innes is perfectly capable in the water - he'll be on the lookout."
  1181.  
  1182. Rivi:
  1183. The water delta snail
  1184.  
  1185. Rivi:
  1186. who is also made of lava
  1187.  
  1188. Innes:
  1189. 14 I can probably train my percep eventually
  1190.  
  1191. Innes:
  1192. but it ain't so bad
  1193.  
  1194. Rockefeller:
  1195. "Rockefeller 'gon lend a hand, too." This nigga also lets out a little beam of light from some random bal.
  1196.  
  1197. Hearst:
  1198. I don't even need to swim
  1199.  
  1200. Hearst:
  1201. I can just dance on the water
  1202.  
  1203. Innsma:
  1204. "Unfortunately, I d-don't think any of my Pokemon are professional swimmers either...hmm, I might be a tad out of my element..."
  1205.  
  1206. Sal:
  1207. "...how will you help us, ah, Allie, was it? I'm curious." Sal's a hard one to sell
  1208.  
  1209. Rivi:
  1210. "Alright, let's give more eyes on the water! Here's my latest catch!" She releases a Pokemans into the water.
  1211.  
  1212. Innes:
  1213. release Corduroy
  1214.  
  1215. Innes:
  1216. absorb the lake
  1217.  
  1218. Katherine:
  1219. "Water Pokemon? Well...go, Leanne!"
  1220. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  1221.  
  1222. Emperor:
  1223. jk
  1224. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  1225.  
  1226. Gringo:
  1227. I thought you were dead twilt
  1228.  
  1229. Gringo:
  1230. I am the great Gringo
  1231.  
  1232. Rivi:
  1233. "At least you don't look nearly as threatening as Emperor... I'll give that much..." She looks toward King Stache. "How are you Gringo?"
  1234.  
  1235. Gringo:
  1236. I do not know if I have control of him yet.
  1237.  
  1238. Allie:
  1239. "Weeell, you know! I'm real good with Pokemon! I can teach 'em new tricks, and even coach 'em into their next form! Just ask Lossom!"
  1240.  
  1241. Leanne:
  1242. 11 perception~
  1243.  
  1244. Gringo:
  1245. I also have a blue plate stuck to my forehead
  1246.  
  1247. Innsma:
  1248. Innsma looks over the Pokemon she has available. "W-well, Ashanti seems nimble enough, but I'm not sure if the Delcatty's love of fish will balance out how they tend to feel about w-water..."
  1249.  
  1250. Katherine:
  1251. "Ah, geez, no dice, Leanne? Hmm.."
  1252.  
  1253. Rivi:
  1254. "Let's give this another go." 11
  1255.  
  1256. Innes:
  1257. it will probably take more than two seconds
  1258.  
  1259. Katherine:
  1260. ...actually da fuck am I doing, -I- have perception
  1261.  
  1262. Katherine:
  1263. 28 "Hmm..." She observes the lake..
  1264.  
  1265. Gringo:
  1266. Gringo actually just floats across the water and twitches his mustache.
  1267.  
  1268. Sal:
  1269. "Is that so..." She glances at the dumbass fish she's been carrying around, "Well, then..."
  1270.  
  1271. Sal:
  1272. And so Sal just sends her entire fucking fleet into the lake
  1273.  
  1274. Sal:
  1275. Perception checks won't do it here - it's pretty much an extended action of taking 20
  1276.  
  1277. Gringo:
  1278. I'm going to fucking glare at you fucks in the water. Look into my eyes.
  1279.  
  1280. Rivi:
  1281. Holds her under her arms
  1282.  
  1283. Gringo:
  1284. I WILL MEANFULLY GLANCE AT YOU ALL
  1285.  
  1286. Gringo:
  1287. well
  1288.  
  1289. Gringo:
  1290. I meant glare
  1291.  
  1292. Gringo:
  1293. but sure
  1294.  
  1295. Allie:
  1296. "W-wow...you guys have a lot of Water Pokemon..."
  1297.  
  1298. Innes:
  1299. Innes'll search the deeper depths of the lakes
  1300.  
  1301. Lossom:
  1302. Lossom just fuckin' dances man that's all she's good for
  1303.  
  1304. Lossom:
  1305. useless piece of shit
  1306.  
  1307. Cherish:
  1308. Fuck yeah let's dance
  1309.  
  1310. Innsma:
  1311. "Hmm, I'll just have to root for your Pokemon then! I'm k-kinda useless here...mostly because I'd rather not get wet myself...." Innsma's form doesn't lend well to swimwear and she's never quite gotten over this.
  1312.  
  1313. Wilson:
  1314. Wilson hops over to the rocks over here and inspects the trees.
  1315.  
  1316. Teagan:
  1317. "Well, I got mine from you! Water's a great type, Innes has been a solid team member."
  1318.  
  1319. Lossom:
  1320. And so, after a few hours of searching, near the very bottom of the lake, some of the Pokemon see a rock that looks a bit...out of place. As in it has eyes. Also fins.
  1321.  
  1322. Rivi:
  1323. 6 14 16 18
  1324.  
  1325. Rivi:
  1326. 6 18 17 16
  1327.  
  1328. Rivi:
  1329. I would not have caught it
  1330.  
  1331. Rivi:
  1332. in two hours
  1333.  
  1334. Rivi:
  1335. 20
  1336.  
  1337. Turdfish:
  1338. Gonna guess it was Gringo and Sambuca that stumbled upon me, given they're the closest
  1339.  
  1340. Gringo:
  1341. I'm watching you, ho.
  1342.  
  1343. Turdfish:
  1344. It's just sorta laying there right now
  1345.  
  1346. Turdfish:
  1347. It is to rock as Sudowoodo is to trees
  1348.  
  1349. Gringo:
  1350. I'm watching you still, but I'm silently doing so.
  1351.  
  1352. Sambuca:
  1353. Sammy rises out of the water and spins the fuck around near where the Relicanth lies
  1354.  
  1355. Rivi:
  1356. "This isn't working still wahhh..."
  1357.  
  1358. Sal:
  1359. "I believe that means Sambuca found something. Finally..."
  1360.  
  1361. Innsma:
  1362. "*Yawn* S-so, did we get onto something yet? Joy of joys..."
  1363.  
  1364. Allie:
  1365. "F-finally! Sorry to make you guys waste your time like that! But it paid off in the end!"
  1366.  
  1367. Rivi:
  1368. "It's about time~! Sheesh." Riv turns over to the indicated place. "...Gringo how long have you been watching it?"
  1369.  
  1370. Turdfish:
  1371. The rock still ain't movin. It hasn't in centuries, why would it now
  1372.  
  1373. Katherine:
  1374. "Well, that only took a few hours..." Katherine yawns a little.
  1375.  
  1376. Teagan:
  1377. "Ah! Good! ...now, how do we get it up here?"
  1378.  
  1379. Allie:
  1380. "Can anyone swim really well...?"
  1381.  
  1382. Innsma:
  1383. "Hmm....beats me. Could try and get everyone to swim it out."
  1384.  
  1385. Rivi:
  1386. Riv packs her rod and makes her way toward the fish location. "Sheesh it's really down there."
  1387.  
  1388. Sal:
  1389. "...yes. My Pokemon are adept swimmers indeed. ...unfortunately, none of them have thumbs."
  1390.  
  1391. Hearst:
  1392. NOT A SINGLE GODDAMNED WATER POKEMON HERE
  1393.  
  1394. Hearst:
  1395. THOUGHT TO BRING ANY FINGERS
  1396.  
  1397. Rivi:
  1398. I can obviously fish it out 10
  1399.  
  1400. Innes:
  1401. I've got me some pincers
  1402.  
  1403. Gringo:
  1404. I'll touch you all over
  1405. Silver:
  1406. hawt
  1407.  
  1408. Leanne:
  1409. >my paws
  1410.  
  1411. Leanne:
  1412. shiiit
  1413.  
  1414. Ray:
  1415. Man you guys suck I have to do all the work
  1416.  
  1417. Ray:
  1418. I'll be over there in like a minute
  1419.  
  1420. Ray:
  1421. give me time to get dressed
  1422.  
  1423. Ray:
  1424. Ray goes down into the water. Ray, thankfully, has Gilled
  1425.  
  1426. Innes:
  1427. why would you not
  1428.  
  1429. Innsma:
  1430. "Surely if there's a will, there's a way..."
  1431.  
  1432. Innsma:
  1433. Go away hitmonlee
  1434.  
  1435. Ray:
  1436. The Octillery wraps its tentacles around the rock, and starts rising
  1437.  
  1438. Turdfish:
  1439. The Turdfish struggles to get away! 8 It tries to escape the grapples
  1440.  
  1441. Innsma:
  1442. "There we go...almost th-there..."
  1443. Silver:
  1444. you cannot escape (scb)
  1445.  
  1446. Leanne:
  1447. it'll be over soon
  1448.  
  1449. Ray:
  1450. 8 YOU CANNOT ESCAPE
  1451.  
  1452. Ray:
  1453. WELL
  1454.  
  1455. Ray:
  1456. IT SEEMS WE ARE AT AN IMPASSE
  1457.  
  1458. Innes:
  1459. it's already been settled that the attacker wins
  1460.  
  1461. Turdfish:
  1462. PLS 12 LET ME OUUUTTTT
  1463.  
  1464. Innes:
  1465. just like AC
  1466.  
  1467. Ray:
  1468. 14 IT IS
  1469.  
  1470. Ray:
  1471. BUT FUCK IT
  1472.  
  1473. Turdfish:
  1474. All right then
  1475.  
  1476. Turdfish:
  1477. fuck struggling
  1478.  
  1479. Turdfish:
  1480. 4 I'll just attack : |
  1481.  
  1482. Turdfish:
  1483. Damage: 87, Physical
  1484.  
  1485. Ray:
  1486. Ray took major damage!
  1487.  
  1488. Ray:
  1489. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1490.  
  1491. Ray:
  1492. The injury lowered the Accuracy stat!
  1493.  
  1494. Ray:
  1495. god DAMN
  1496. Silver:
  1497. that a lotta fucking damage
  1498. Silver:
  1499. did it just fucking head smash or something
  1500.  
  1501. Rivi:
  1502. geezus
  1503.  
  1504. Turdfish:
  1505. Just be glad there's not a giant muscleman here
  1506.  
  1507. Turdfish:
  1508. to kick it around
  1509.  
  1510. Innes:
  1511. Gark memories
  1512.  
  1513. Ray:
  1514. THE OCTILLERY HOLDS FIRM but very few things can see it it's underwater
  1515.  
  1516. Innes:
  1517. I saw that holy shit
  1518.  
  1519. Ray:
  1520. its staunch determination shall go unlamented
  1521.  
  1522. Ray:
  1523. unfortunately it can't fucking see anymore
  1524. Silver:
  1525. Gringo saw
  1526. Silver:
  1527. but will never say anything
  1528.  
  1529. Innes:
  1530. Yo, fellow sniper-haver, you need some help there or what
  1531.  
  1532. Ray:
  1533. The Octillery surfaces, struggling fish in tow! Unfortunately it's pretty much totally dead by now and just starts floating about aimlessly
  1534.  
  1535. Rivi:
  1536. "Whoaaa that's not as ugly as I thought. Looks kinda cute actually."
  1537.  
  1538. Teagan:
  1539. "It's reached the surface!"
  1540.  
  1541. Annabelle:
  1542. "Aw, no! Ray! What happened to ya?"
  1543.  
  1544. Innsma:
  1545. "Th-there it is! How magnificent..."
  1546.  
  1547. Dodrio:
  1548. The Boids are like "god damn we've been standing here for hours holy shit
  1549.  
  1550. Dodrio:
  1551. "
  1552.  
  1553. Turdfish:
  1554. Turdfish, ashamed to show its incredibly ugly face, struggles to get out of the grasp again so it can get the fuck back underwater!
  1555.  
  1556. Turdfish:
  1557. 11 it will probably fail
  1558.  
  1559. Ray:
  1560. 15
  1561.  
  1562. Ray:
  1563. fuck off m8
  1564.  
  1565. Allie:
  1566. "Yaaay! It's ugly, brown, AND a fish! That's gotta be it!"
  1567.  
  1568. Teagan:
  1569. "Whittle it down so we can catch it!"
  1570.  
  1571. Allie:
  1572. "I'm not the best with these things, but it's worth a shot..."
  1573.  
  1574. Teagan:
  1575. Innes'll be Helping Handing whoever's up for it
  1576.  
  1577. Turdfish:
  1578. I will DESTROY you m8
  1579.  
  1580. Katherine:
  1581. "By god..." Katherine takes a picture of the brown fish.
  1582. Silver:
  1583. he may
  1584.  
  1585. Gringo:
  1586. Calm the fuck down I'm gonna give you a shade of my fucking eyes
  1587.  
  1588. Gringo:
  1589. 17
  1590. Rivi has received initiative.
  1591.  
  1592. Turdfish:
  1593. Was that Night Shade or something?
  1594.  
  1595. Gringo:
  1596. Yeah
  1597. Innsma has received initiative.
  1598. Cypress Hill has received initiative.
  1599.  
  1600. Turdfish:
  1601. Turdfish loses 30 hit points.
  1602.  
  1603. Rivi:
  1604. Uh is it Riv's turn
  1605.  
  1606. Turdfish:
  1607. well uh
  1608.  
  1609. Turdfish:
  1610. it should have been
  1611.  
  1612. Turdfish:
  1613. but gringo attacked for some reason
  1614.  
  1615. Turdfish:
  1616. I'm not sure what happened there
  1617.  
  1618. Innes:
  1619. you didn't have init up
  1620.  
  1621. Rivi:
  1622. Silver: he may Gringo: Calm the fuck down I'm gonna give you a shade of my fucking eyes Gringo: 17 Rivi has received initiative.
  1623.  
  1624. Rivi:
  1625. that's how it looked on my screen
  1626.  
  1627. Innes:
  1628. that's how it is on erryone's screen
  1629.  
  1630. Turdfish:
  1631. Turdfish is healed and gains 30 hit points.
  1632. Rivi has received initiative.
  1633.  
  1634. Turdfish:
  1635. Then in that case, yeah, it would be
  1636.  
  1637. Rivi:
  1638. 14
  1639.  
  1640. Rivi:
  1641. Pokeball
  1642.  
  1643. Rivi:
  1644. 45
  1645.  
  1646. Rivi:
  1647. Goddamn
  1648. Capture Rate: 8
  1649.  
  1650. Turdfish:
  1651. The ball bounces off into the water.
  1652.  
  1653. Rivi:
  1654. My poor ball
  1655.  
  1656. Turdfish:
  1657. Turdfish isn't even phased
  1658.  
  1659. Turdfish:
  1660. er
  1661.  
  1662. Turdfish:
  1663. fazed
  1664.  
  1665. Turdfish:
  1666. but also not phased
  1667. Innsma has received initiative.
  1668.  
  1669. Rivi:
  1670. I'm goin' up. +5 Elevation
  1671. Cypress Hill has received initiative.
  1672.  
  1673. Cypress Hill:
  1674. "Rosa rosa!" Cypress Hill is determined to help out, but with something more to-the-point: MAGIIIICAAAL LEEEEAF 9
  1675.  
  1676. Cypress Hill:
  1677. 2d6+8 | 41
  1678.  
  1679. Turdfish:
  1680. Turdfish took severe damage!
  1681.  
  1682. Turdfish:
  1683. god
  1684.  
  1685. Turdfish:
  1686. DAMN
  1687.  
  1688. Turdfish:
  1689. well, not 1 HP
  1690.  
  1691. Turdfish:
  1692. but close
  1693.  
  1694. Innes:
  1695. MAGIC
  1696.  
  1697. Innes:
  1698. PIXEELL
  1699.  
  1700. Turdfish:
  1701. The injury lowered the Speed stat!
  1702.  
  1703. Turdfish:
  1704. The injury lowered the Special Defense stat!
  1705.  
  1706. Cypress Hill:
  1707. i am brutal and ruthless
  1708.  
  1709. Rivi:
  1710. gdam
  1711.  
  1712. Turdfish:
  1713. ur a monster cy
  1714.  
  1715. Turdfish:
  1716. The fish twitches, on the verge of unlief!
  1717.  
  1718. Turdfish:
  1719. also unlife
  1720.  
  1721. Turdfish:
  1722. and unleif
  1723.  
  1724. Turdfish:
  1725. we ain't fire emblem
  1726. Yukiko has received initiative.
  1727.  
  1728. Innsma:
  1729. "Oh uh....i-impressive work there, Cypress..."
  1730.  
  1731. Sal:
  1732. "You nearly knocked it out..."
  1733. Katherine has received initiative.
  1734.  
  1735. Allie:
  1736. I have 5 goddamned Speed
  1737. Innes: (( Motion to skip to Allie's turn so she can throw the ball ))
  1738. Teagan has received initiative.
  1739. Gringo has received initiative.
  1740. Leanne has received initiative.
  1741.  
  1742. Innsma:
  1743. "Well, it -didn't- get knocked out, did it? C-course not..."
  1744. Innes: (( or rather, to Turdfish's. ))
  1745. Innes: (( since his happens first ))
  1746.  
  1747. Leanne:
  1748. Helping Hannnd~
  1749.  
  1750. Katherine:
  1751. And hold on, I'll do my cheer thing (waiting)
  1752.  
  1753. Katherine:
  1754. "Go! Whoever's gonna catch it, I'm sure you can do it!" +2 Accuracy for erryone and they're Excited
  1755.  
  1756. Turdfish:
  1757. Turdfish...throws a rock at Ray!
  1758.  
  1759. Turdfish:
  1760. 3 Why is this exactly as accurate as Head Smash
  1761.  
  1762. Turdfish:
  1763. I mean
  1764.  
  1765. Turdfish:
  1766. shit
  1767.  
  1768. Turdfish:
  1769. Damage: 32, Physical
  1770.  
  1771. Ray:
  1772. Ray took light damage!
  1773.  
  1774. Ray:
  1775. wow it's fuckin nothing
  1776.  
  1777. Allie:
  1778. AW SHIT
  1779.  
  1780. Allie:
  1781. WATCH
  1782.  
  1783. Allie:
  1784. THIS
  1785.  
  1786. Allie:
  1787. NAT
  1788.  
  1789. Allie:
  1790. ONE
  1791.  
  1792. Innes:
  1793. Innes shoots a burst of water right above Relicanth's head, distracting it momentarily!
  1794.  
  1795. Allie:
  1796. 1
  1797.  
  1798. Innes:
  1799. *Helpin HAAND*
  1800.  
  1801. Allie:
  1802. WATCH
  1803.  
  1804. Allie:
  1805. THAT
  1806.  
  1807. Allie:
  1808. NAT
  1809.  
  1810. Allie:
  1811. ONE
  1812.  
  1813. Rivi:
  1814. LOL
  1815.  
  1816. Innes:
  1817. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  1818. Silver:
  1819. amazing.
  1820.  
  1821. Innes:
  1822. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
  1823.  
  1824. Rivi:
  1825. LOL
  1826.  
  1827. Allie:
  1828. Ally throws the ball with perfect aim!
  1829.  
  1830. Allie:
  1831. It stops at the last second and drops straight into the water.
  1832.  
  1833. Rivi:
  1834. Gimme time to catch that motherfucker
  1835.  
  1836. Innes:
  1837. wait a second
  1838.  
  1839. Rivi:
  1840. then helpnig hand my ass
  1841.  
  1842. Allie:
  1843. To the north.
  1844.  
  1845. Innes:
  1846. ALLY threw the ball with perfect aim.
  1847.  
  1848. Innes:
  1849. What about Allie
  1850.  
  1851. Innes:
  1852. The : | is palpable.
  1853.  
  1854. Innsma:
  1855. "....how you managed to pull th-that off is something for the ages, truly."
  1856.  
  1857. Annabelle:
  1858. "Wooow! You go, girl!" (How does that even happen...)
  1859.  
  1860. Katherine:
  1861. "....I....have no words.."
  1862.  
  1863. Rivi:
  1864. "I'll get the ball later don't worry!"
  1865.  
  1866. Teagan:
  1867. "Shake it off, give it another go!"
  1868.  
  1869. Sal:
  1870. "You will never live this down."
  1871.  
  1872. Rivi:
  1873. "I can totally do it too!"
  1874.  
  1875. Rivi:
  1876. WATCH THIS NAT1
  1877.  
  1878. Rivi:
  1879. 5
  1880.  
  1881. Allie:
  1882. "U-um...Sorry! I-I didn't mean to..."
  1883.  
  1884. Innes:
  1885. Yeah fug bothering with Allie
  1886. Rivi has received initiative.
  1887. Silver:
  1888. this session (ﺧ益ﺨ)
  1889.  
  1890. Rivi:
  1891. -10
  1892.  
  1893. Rivi:
  1894. fuck y
  1895.  
  1896. Innes:
  1897. Helping Hand to Rivi's th- yep
  1898.  
  1899. Rivi:
  1900. ou
  1901.  
  1902. Turdfish:
  1903. THAT SEEMS TO HAVE CAUGHT THE POKEMON
  1904.  
  1905. Rivi:
  1906. THESE HACK CAP ROLLS
  1907.  
  1908. Turdfish:
  1909. it immediately helping hands and escapes
  1910.  
  1911. Turdfish:
  1912. but nah
  1913.  
  1914. Turdfish:
  1915. ur gud
  1916.  
  1917. Rivi:
  1918. Rivi whips her arm to catch the ball with her wind and tosses onto to shore before going to go grab the dropped balls of Riv and Allie's.
  1919.  
  1920. Allie:
  1921. "Tha-that was my only Ultra Ball, too..."
  1922. Rivi: (( im stealing it ))
  1923.  
  1924. Charlie:
  1925. Chaz just sort of...tries to avoid eye contact with his sister.
  1926.  
  1927. Rivi:
  1928. Humiliation!
  1929.  
  1930. Rockefeller:
  1931. "Allie, girl, maybe this ain't yer game.."
  1932.  
  1933. Innsma:
  1934. "That was absolutely amazing...n-no, not talking about you Rivi, I'm still mesermized by the breeder's display there."
  1935.  
  1936. Rivi:
  1937. Riv is underwater and eventually pops up with balls in hand. "Here you go Allie! On the brightside, you can use it again!" Blublub back onto shore and shakes off the water like a dog.
  1938.  
  1939. Allie:
  1940. "Uh-uhm...I-I'm sorry...R-really.." Poor little white girl can't handle it'
  1941.  
  1942. Allie:
  1943. -'
  1944.  
  1945. Katherine:
  1946. "Heh, don't let that bother you too much...it happens to all of us, heh..." She scratches her head out of nervousness and...slight shame. (waiting)
  1947.  
  1948. Allie:
  1949. "I'll make it up to you, really! S-somehow..."
  1950.  
  1951. Rivi:
  1952. "Don't sweat it!" She aims her Pokeman ballers back into their captivity. "Good work Gringo! Wilson!" ... "Cherish are you still dancing?"
  1953.  
  1954. Teagan:
  1955. "Anyway! Mission success! But that Pokemon of Annabelle's - it's not looking too good. It must have taken a beating pulling that Relicanth up."
  1956.  
  1957. Rivi:
  1958. dolesn't work on magicant
  1959.  
  1960. Rivi:
  1961. have four people and then sd
  1962.  
  1963. Rivi:
  1964. yeah taht 2 people sd
  1965.  
  1966. Rivi:
  1967. for a counterpick
  1968.  
  1969. Rivi:
  1970. lawl
  1971.  
  1972. Annabelle:
  1973. "Uh, yeah! Ray, come on back! You look like someone done tried to bump you off!"
  1974.  
  1975. Lossom:
  1976. Man what do you think
  1977.  
  1978. Lossom:
  1979. I can't do SHIT
  1980.  
  1981. Lossom:
  1982. except dance
  1983.  
  1984. Lossom:
  1985. N SO YOU HAVE CAUGHT THE TURDFISH
  1986.  
  1987. Lossom:
  1988. It's pretty ugly
  1989.  
  1990. Lossom:
  1991. I should have killed it when I had the chance
  1992.  
  1993. Innsma:
  1994. "D-don't worry, it was definitely worth a laugh if that makes you feel better. This whole excursion certainly took longer than I expected..."
  1995.  
  1996. Allie:
  1997. "Thank you..." I am fucking worthless
  1998.  
  1999. Allie:
  2000. gotta balance out Gyffes and Lucernia somehow
  2001.  
  2002. Rivi:
  2003. "Well, what's done is done!" She smiles and pats Allie on her shoulder. "And here's your ball! Take it!" She puts the ball into the breeder's hands.
  2004.  
  2005. Allie:
  2006. "I-I hope I can hit the next thing I throw it at..."
  2007.  
  2008. Teagan:
  2009. trust me you won't
  2010.  
  2011. Allie:
  2012. 8 fug u m8
  2013.  
  2014. Allie:
  2015. "But nevermind that! I promised I'd help you, so!"
  2016.  
  2017. Allie:
  2018. "What do you need my help with?"
  2019.  
  2020. Dodrio:
  2021. HOW BOUT U THROW ANOTHER BALL
  2022.  
  2023. Dodrio:
  2024. I COULD USE SOME MORE MIRTH IN MY LIFE
  2025.  
  2026. Rivi:
  2027. 9
  2028.  
  2029. Rivi:
  2030. Hmm what can Allie help me out with... hmm
  2031.  
  2032. Allie:
  2033. "I can get Pokemon to their next forms, even without paying for real expensive items! It's saved me a lot of dosh! Oh, and I can make them forget useless things..and learn something worthwhile!"
  2034. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Agidius (Player)
  2035. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Agidius (Player)
  2036.  
  2037. Clint:
  2038. shitshitshit SHIT
  2039.  
  2040. Clint:
  2041. I wanna be a Staraptor
  2042.  
  2043. Clint:
  2044. I want my emo hair
  2045. Silver:
  2046. he's crawling in his skin
  2047.  
  2048. Sal:
  2049. "That sounds...very useful indeed. Yes..."
  2050.  
  2051. Rivi:
  2052. "Evolving huh..." Rivi thinks over who can be evolved. "I-Is there alternatives?"
  2053.  
  2054. Katherine:
  2055. "....Hmm, I wonder...Come out, Clint!"
  2056.  
  2057. Innsma:
  2058. "W-well uh...suppose it couldn't hurt then. Hmm.."
  2059.  
  2060. Clint:
  2061. Yo yo yo, it's your homie Clint
  2062.  
  2063. Clint:
  2064. *rap music plays*
  2065.  
  2066. Rivi:
  2067. lul blissey - level 40
  2068. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Agidius (Player)
  2069.  
  2070. Teagan:
  2071. "I... have a few things in mind, but I think my Pokemon need to be a bit more developed, first. I'll take a rain check."
  2072. Silver:
  2073. and the boids are STILL WAITING
  2074.  
  2075. Sal:
  2076. right, 39 Experience for each trainer for finding the thing
  2077.  
  2078. Innes:
  2079. Innes gained 39 experience! (711) Level 24
  2080.  
  2081. Sal:
  2082. give it to whatever you want
  2083.  
  2084. Innes:
  2085. noo
  2086.  
  2087. Innes:
  2088. Innes gained -39 experience! (672) Level 24
  2089.  
  2090. Drake:
  2091. Drake gained 39 experience! (349) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 18
  2092.  
  2093. Cypress Hill:
  2094. Cypress Hill gained 39 experience! (621) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 23
  2095. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  2096.  
  2097. Yukiko:
  2098. Yukiko gained 39 experience! (779) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 25
  2099.  
  2100. Curu:
  2101. I'm savescumming this so hard
  2102.  
  2103. Cherish:
  2104. Cherish gained 39 experience! (563) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 22
  2105.  
  2106. Curu:
  2107. Curu gained 39 experience! (1194) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 30
  2108.  
  2109. Yukiko:
  2110. Yukiko's Defense rose!
  2111.  
  2112. Cherish:
  2113. Cherish's HP rose!
  2114.  
  2115. Cypress Hill:
  2116. Cypress Hill's SpDefense rose!
  2117.  
  2118. Curu:
  2119. Curu's Speed rose!
  2120.  
  2121. Yukiko:
  2122. And hmmm...speaking of evolutions, if I use a fire stone on Yukiko right now, can I still learn moves via level up.?
  2123.  
  2124. Drake:
  2125. Yeah, every move would be learned at a level 2 higher than what it's listed on Yukiko's movelist
  2126.  
  2127. Teagan:
  2128. WELP SCRATCH THAT LAST LINE THEN.
  2129. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  2130.  
  2131. Convex:
  2132. holy shit why is my movepool shit
  2133.  
  2134. Convex:
  2135. They removed the castle so the Devil can't spawn
  2136.  
  2137. Innsma:
  2138. "W-well, Cypress, what do you think? Wanna try and see if you can take this up?"
  2139.  
  2140. Curu:
  2141. okay yeah fuck it I'll hold off, give me Drill Run
  2142.  
  2143. Cypress Hill:
  2144. "Rosarosa...." Cypress Hill is skeptical
  2145.  
  2146. Drake:
  2147. tehre's uh this I guess?
  2148.  
  2149. Drake:
  2150. http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/306/4/f/pmd_l_roserade_by_drawerelma-d5jpz7j.png
  2151.  
  2152. Drake:
  2153. http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/f/2012/174/e/6/roserade_by_anasutashia-d54jqdb.png
  2154.  
  2155. Drake:
  2156. http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/043/3/9/my_roserade__thebadfig_by_aminella-d5ur6hp.png
  2157. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  2158.  
  2159. Curu:
  2160. wait no aaaa I don't know
  2161.  
  2162. Drake:
  2163. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/097/6/b/froslass_vs_roserade_by_yilx-d60ujje.jpg
  2164.  
  2165. Curu:
  2166. so much pressure
  2167.  
  2168. Drake:
  2169. if u can handle the artifacting
  2170.  
  2171. Katherine:
  2172. "Hehe, Clint seems eagered...I think I've made my choice...Don't worry, Yukiko, you'll get your chance another day." Like seriously, I could do it right here if I want, but i wanna learn will o wisp first
  2173.  
  2174. Yukiko:
  2175. "Vulpix..." She says in a sad tone...
  2176. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Agidius (Player)
  2177. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Emergency (Player)
  2178.  
  2179. Rivi:
  2180. "Gosh, I can't seem to decide on what I want! My dex tells me I will be evolving the rest of my party pretty soon..." She stares at her dex. "Gah..."
  2181.  
  2182. Allie:
  2183. "Well, moves I can do! Er, some of 'em!"
  2184.  
  2185. Rivi:
  2186. "I wish I even knew what I can teach them! At least... for the Delta ones..."
  2187. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Agidius (Player)
  2188.  
  2189. Rivi:
  2190. Whoa Dodrio can learn Acupressure
  2191.  
  2192. Rivi:
  2193. g'dam
  2194.  
  2195. Rivi:
  2196. "Is there anything you can teach me? Like wind stuff?!"
  2197.  
  2198. Rivi:
  2199. > teach me
  2200.  
  2201. Rivi:
  2202. >im a pogeyman
  2203.  
  2204. Teagan:
  2205. okay, scratch that last line then
  2206.  
  2207. Stark:
  2208. ...shit why did I sent Kokoro back to the PC, I could have maybe gotten an Umbreon fuck
  2209.  
  2210. Stark:
  2211. oh wells
  2212.  
  2213. Teagan:
  2214. "Well, I've got a little bundle of fur I'd like to get into the thick of things - getting her evolved sooner, rather than later, should help with calming her down - I hope."
  2215.  
  2216. Rivi:
  2217. that'd be so cool if I could learn wind moves from people
  2218.  
  2219. Elsa:
  2220. Aw man just how ruined am I gonna make everyone's lives today
  2221.  
  2222. Rivi:
  2223. We're not ready
  2224.  
  2225. Elsa:
  2226. COMMAND DC OUT OF COMBAT: A BILLION
  2227.  
  2228. Elsa:
  2229. YES POWER BLOOD
  2230. Teagan: (( go ahead and take her over - I HAVE been doing morning training sessions with her, so she's on her leash ))
  2231. Teagan: (( I paid good money for that shit ))
  2232.  
  2233. Elsa:
  2234. The leash will not reattach your hand to your wrist
  2235.  
  2236. Rivi:
  2237. Rivi's eyes sparkling at the idea of being able to learn moves from someone else. "Can you do that Allie?! Can you teach me attacks too?"
  2238.  
  2239. Elsa:
  2240. After I chew it off
  2241. Silver is disconnected.
  2242.  
  2243. Allie:
  2244. "Uh, your Pokemon, sure! Peop-people can't learn Moves like that..."
  2245.  
  2246. Teagan:
  2247. Basic Ability 1: Snow Cloak Basic Ability 2: Covert Adv Ability 1: Ice Body Adv Ability 2: Winter’s Kiss High Ability: Frostbite
  2248.  
  2249. Rivi:
  2250. "A-aw man... I don't think my party is ready quite yet... How is your breeding going, perhaps I can adopt a new friend to bring along..."
  2251.  
  2252. Allie:
  2253. "Well, there's a lot, but they're all in Bernal..."
  2254.  
  2255. Allie:
  2256. "I can't bring babies out here, you know!"
  2257.  
  2258. Teagan:
  2259. In these cramped quarters, Teagan provides Elsa with a very short leash (waiting) "This one, here - watch out, she's a biter. I think I'd like her to become her ice form."
  2260.  
  2261. Allie:
  2262. "Oooh! Eevee! Those are always fun to work with!" not this one
  2263.  
  2264. Elsa:
  2265. I'm bundles of fun
  2266.  
  2267. Rivi:
  2268. "Maybe I'll come visit sometime! I'd like to see them!" She smiles.
  2269.  
  2270. Katherine:
  2271. "Ah! I should have brought Kokoro along then...I would have liked an Umbreon. Oh well..."
  2272.  
  2273. Clint:
  2274. yeah that furball ain't robbing me of my dream today
  2275.  
  2276. Innsma:
  2277. "S-so uh...you can evolve any Pokemon to it's next stage, huh? Well, why not try and prove that on Cypress Hill here? She should have another form, at least..."
  2278.  
  2279. Curu:
  2280. Curu gained -39 experience! (1155) Level 29
  2281.  
  2282. Elsa:
  2283. Elsa gained 39 experience! (850) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 26
  2284.  
  2285. Elsa:
  2286. Elsa's HP rose!
  2287.  
  2288. Elsa:
  2289. YES GOOD BLOOD AND HOARFROS--HP?! YOU WHORE
  2290.  
  2291. Teagan:
  2292. You need to fatten up for the winter months
  2293.  
  2294. Elsa:
  2295. u need to fatten up too
  2296.  
  2297. Elsa:
  2298. For my winter months : [
  2299.  
  2300. Allie:
  2301. "This is gonna be a l-long night..."
  2302.  
  2303. Elsa:
  2304. Elsa's struggling against the leash, trying to nom anyone with a brain.
  2305.  
  2306. Annabelle:
  2307. sinister
  2308.  
  2309. Rivi:
  2310. Super struggle
  2311.  
  2312. Rivi:
  2313. "Well, how about we look at that fish yea-
  2314.  
  2315. Rivi:
  2316. Nevermind, morning
  2317.  
  2318. Elsa:
  2319. no but rly look at it
  2320.  
  2321. Elsa:
  2322. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/44fsNCTzeO8/maxresdefault.jpg
  2323.  
  2324. Elsa:
  2325. Perfect http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/264/8/e/sexymon___glaceon_by_wupar-d2z7e2d.png
  2326.  
  2327. Clint:
  2328. .
  2329.  
  2330. Elsa:
  2331. rawr I have become the angrey
  2332. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player Agidius (Player)
  2333.  
  2334. Clint:
  2335. so have I biyotch
  2336.  
  2337. Innes:
  2338. Morning training coming in - new hex and all
  2339.  
  2340. Innes:
  2341. Innes gained 9 experience! (681) Level 24
  2342.  
  2343. Clint:
  2344. and my fabulous hair
  2345.  
  2346. Innes:
  2347. Innes gained 2 experience! (683) Level 24
  2348.  
  2349. Clint:
  2350. *digs up Staraptor stats*
  2351.  
  2352. Simba:
  2353. Simba gained 11 experience! (701) Level 24
  2354.  
  2355. Curu:
  2356. Curu gained 12 experience! (1167) Level up! Gained 1 levels. Level 30
  2357.  
  2358. Clint:
  2359. Hit Points: 9 Attack: 12 Defense: 7 Special Attack: 5 Special Defense: 5 Speed: 10
  2360.  
  2361. Curu:
  2362. Curu's Speed rose!
  2363.  
  2364. Caspian:
  2365. Caspian gained 12 experience! (1004) Level 28
  2366.  
  2367. Elsa:
  2368. Elsa gained 11 experience! (861) Level 26
  2369.  
  2370. Drake:
  2371. FUCK ALL Y'ALL M8
  2372.  
  2373. Drake:
  2374. I don't need NONE of this shit
  2375.  
  2376. Sal:
  2377. i
  2378.  
  2379. Sal:
  2380. i am not carrying you anymore
  2381.  
  2382. Drake:
  2383. NO YOU DON'T FUCKIN GET IT
  2384.  
  2385. Drake:
  2386. I'M GORGEOUS
  2387.  
  2388. Drake:
  2389. AND -USEFUL-
  2390.  
  2391. Elsa:
  2392. Elsa's HP rose!
  2393.  
  2394. Clint:
  2395. Clint's Attack rose!
  2396.  
  2397. Clint:
  2398. Clint's Attack rose!
  2399.  
  2400. Clint:
  2401. Clint's Attack rose!
  2402.  
  2403. Clint:
  2404. Clint's HP rose!
  2405.  
  2406. Clint:
  2407. Clint's Attack rose!
  2408.  
  2409. Rivi:
  2410. might wanna put that in /self
  2411.  
  2412. Clint:
  2413. Clint's SpDefense rose!
  2414.  
  2415. Elsa:
  2416. Elsa's Attack rose!
  2417.  
  2418. Clint:
  2419. Clint spreads his new beloved wings, and shows of his new emo hair cut. "SQUAACCCCKKKKK!"
  2420.  
  2421. Katherine:
  2422. "H-holy...you look absolutely stunning, Clint!"
  2423.  
  2424. Clint:
  2425. Clint's Speed rose!
  2426.  
  2427. Clint:
  2428. Clint's Speed rose!
  2429.  
  2430. Clint:
  2431. Clint's Attack rose!
  2432.  
  2433. Clint:
  2434. Clint's Attack rose!
  2435.  
  2436. Clint:
  2437. Clint's HP rose!
  2438.  
  2439. Clint:
  2440. Clint's Attack rose!
  2441.  
  2442. Clint:
  2443. Clint's Attack rose!
  2444.  
  2445. Clint:
  2446. Clint's Defense rose!
  2447.  
  2448. Clint:
  2449. Clint's Defense rose!
  2450.  
  2451. Clint:
  2452. Clint's Defense rose!
  2453.  
  2454. Clint:
  2455. Clint's Speed rose!
  2456.  
  2457. Clint:
  2458. Clint's Speed rose!
  2459.  
  2460. Clint:
  2461. Clint's Speed rose!
  2462.  
  2463. Clint:
  2464. Clint's Speed rose!
  2465.  
  2466. Clint:
  2467. Clint's SpDefense rose!
  2468.  
  2469. Clint:
  2470. Clint's SpDefense rose!
  2471.  
  2472. Rivi:
  2473. told you to /self it
  2474.  
  2475. Clint:
  2476. Clint's HP rose!
  2477.  
  2478. Elsa:
  2479. Ice Weaknesses: Fighting 2x Steel 2x Fire 2x Resistances: Water 0.5x Ice 0.5x Dragon 0.5x Immunities: None Aggregate: 19.5
  2480.  
  2481. Elsa:
  2482. >resist water
  2483.  
  2484. Elsa:
  2485. OP
  2486. Thrice:
  2487. Hit Points: 7 Attack: 5 Defense: 7 Special Attack: 13 Special Defense: 12 Speed: 10
  2488.  
  2489. Clint:
  2490. Clint's Defense rose!
  2491. Tokens dropped onto map 'Lakefront' by player TWILT (Player)
  2492.  
  2493. Clint:
  2494. there I should be done
  2495.  
  2496. Clint:
  2497. and sure I'll take my daily training
  2498.  
  2499. Rivi:
  2500. "Hmm... Tell me of your recent events Allie! I've been meaning to call you, but I've had a lot of bad things happen on the way..."
  2501.  
  2502. Clint:
  2503. Clint gained 9 experience! (833) Level 26
  2504.  
  2505. Sal:
  2506. "Hahahaha....YES! Finally! I've been lugging that fish around so long...And it's paid off! Thank you so much, Innsma!"
  2507.  
  2508. Yukiko:
  2509. Yukiko gained 9 experience! (788) Level 25
  2510.  
  2511. Leanne:
  2512. Leanne gained 10 experience! (1055) Level 28
  2513.  
  2514. Teagan:
  2515. "It'll be a while before Allie gets around to helping Elsa evolve - in the meantime, I wanted to talk to you about something, Annabelle."
  2516.  
  2517. Innsma:
  2518. Innsma stands in awe. "D-did that thing turn into...that? Well, now I see why you wanted it so badly..." She rubs her eyes.
  2519.  
  2520. Stark:
  2521. Eh
  2522.  
  2523. Stark:
  2524. guess I'll take the last one
  2525.  
  2526. Stark:
  2527. Stark gained 9 experience! (609) Level 23
  2528.  
  2529. Teagan:
  2530. do it
  2531.  
  2532. Teagan:
  2533. you must be Shrek
  2534.  
  2535. Stark:
  2536. : |
  2537.  
  2538. Stark:
  2539. it's all ogre now
  2540.  
  2541. Allie:
  2542. "Hmm...well, I've been talking to Albion a lot! He's really helped me with breeding Deltas! He sure knows his stuff! And people buy up my Pokemon like crazy, even the normal ones!"
  2543.  
  2544. Katherine:
  2545. Katherine uses 1 AP!
  2546.  
  2547. Stark:
  2548. Stark's Speed rises 0 stages! 16
  2549.  
  2550. Stark:
  2551. Stark's Speed rises 1 stage! 20
  2552.  
  2553. Annabelle:
  2554. "Ohhh? Well, you're not really my type, you know...?"
  2555.  
  2556. Cypress Hill:
  2557. -Dun dun dun duuuuun-! Cypress Hill has risen to the next level!
  2558.  
  2559. Rivi:
  2560. "Whooa! That's amazing! Seems like you've been doing well. What are some of your best breeding projects?"
  2561.  
  2562. Stark:
  2563. also, has it been 24 hours? We recover an injury right?
  2564.  
  2565. Teagan:
  2566. Teagan blinks. "E-excuse me?"
  2567.  
  2568. Innsma:
  2569. "Wooahh....that's amazing...sorry for ever doubting you. Those are some snazy r-rose hands..."
  2570.  
  2571. Allie:
  2572. "Weeeelll, there's this really neat Swinub...And Piplup, too! They haven't been bought out yet, but they're certainly getting the eye from lots of customers."
  2573.  
  2574. Annabelle:
  2575. why thank you innsma
  2576.  
  2577. Innsma:
  2578. no pls
  2579.  
  2580. Katherine:
  2581. Healed up! Recovered 13 HP.
  2582.  
  2583. Katherine:
  2584. Katherine's stats were reset.
  2585.  
  2586. Clint:
  2587. Healed up! Recovered 57 HP.
  2588.  
  2589. Annabelle:
  2590. "Sorry! I mean, that's what you wanted to ask, right? Hate to turn you down like that..."
  2591.  
  2592. Clint:
  2593. Clint's Defense rises 1 stage! 13
  2594.  
  2595. Clint:
  2596. Clint's stats were reset.
  2597.  
  2598. Clint:
  2599. Healed up! Recovered 8 HP.
  2600.  
  2601. Clint:
  2602. Clint's Speed rises 1 stage! 22
  2603.  
  2604. Rivi:
  2605. "Ooooh~ I'll definitely come visit and check them out! Do you need some more Pokemon to work with? I've got a few but I haven't been able to bring them out... I don't want them to get lonely in the box, you know?"
  2606.  
  2607. Stark:
  2608. Healed up! Recovered 42 HP.
  2609.  
  2610. Stark:
  2611. Stark's stats were reset.
  2612.  
  2613. Ray:
  2614. Healed up! Recovered 81 HP.
  2615.  
  2616. Stark:
  2617. Stark's Speed rises 1 stage! 20
  2618.  
  2619. Katherine:
  2620. "...And hmm...let's see...Stark, check this out!" She shows him a picture of Snow doing Swords Dance.
  2621. Drake's SpDefense rises 1 stage! 25
  2622.  
  2623. Teagan:
  2624. "But - I haven't even... are we talking about the same thing? I wanted to ask you about your fighting style - you're the closest person I've met similar to what I'd like to pursue."
  2625.  
  2626. Stark:
  2627. I...what does the swords dance animation even look like in real life; do swords really surround me and give me +2 Attack
  2628.  
  2629. Teagan:
  2630. yes
  2631.  
  2632. Stark:
  2633. ah who cares, dun dun daaahhhh, Swords Dance get from Photo Tutor!
  2634.  
  2635. Cypress Hill:
  2636. *Cypress Hill does a dance under raining petals to showcase her 400% increased floweriness*
  2637.  
  2638. Annabelle:
  2639. "Huh? Oh! Well I guess that makes more sense! I thought it came outta nowhere. You looking to take up firearms?"
  2640.  
  2641. Lossom:
  2642. stealin my gig
  2643.  
  2644. Lossom:
  2645. i'll remember this
  2646.  
  2647. Cypress Hill:
  2648. bring it on m8
  2649.  
  2650. Lossom:
  2651. *gabs u in the gabber like u don't even*
  2652.  
  2653. Lossom:
  2654. She haphazardly brandishes her pistol
  2655.  
  2656. Lossom:
  2657. no
  2658.  
  2659. Lossom:
  2660. not me
  2661.  
  2662. Annabelle:
  2663. me
  2664.  
  2665. Lossom:
  2666. u don't want me to brandish my pistil : |
  2667.  
  2668. Teagan:
  2669. "Something like that." Innes equipped! "Honestly, I'm not sure how I feel about bullets - when you shot Innsm- let's... hrm. Forget that. It's not quite the same, I'm sure, but I've been working with Innes here - we've become pretty accurate, I think. It's not as though he lacks power!"
  2670.  
  2671. Teagan:
  2672. no srsly did everyone slep I thought there were two or three convos going
  2673.  
  2674. Rivi:
  2675. "Ooooh~ I'll definitely come visit and check them out! Do you need some more Pokemon to work with? I've got a few but I haven't been able to bring them out... I don't want them to get lonely in the box, you know?"
  2676.  
  2677. Rivi:
  2678. is my former reply
  2679.  
  2680. Clint:
  2681. >I is Mountable 1 and Power 5
  2682.  
  2683. Clint:
  2684. Can...Kathy ride me? (hmm)
  2685.  
  2686. Katherine:
  2687. "Hmm...I wonder..." She gets on Clint's back and...
  2688.  
  2689. Clint:
  2690. AWAY WE GO BITCH
  2691.  
  2692. Allie:
  2693. "Hrm...well, I've always got room for more! Albion really helped me upgrade my lab. Though, actually, his son donated even more money! I really like that guy! Er, anyway, needless to say, I can keep some of your Pokemon for you!"
  2694.  
  2695. Allie:
  2696. I'm just Professor Oak
  2697.  
  2698. Allie:
  2699. thirteen seasons from now you'll call me
  2700.  
  2701. Allie:
  2702. and be like
  2703.  
  2704. Katherine:
  2705. "W-whoa! Holy crap, I'm flying now...!" She says, hanging onto Clint's back!
  2706.  
  2707. Allie:
  2708. "BITCH GIVE ME MY TAUROS"
  2709.  
  2710. Allie:
  2711. "I NEED IT FOR THE ELITE FOUR"
  2712.  
  2713. Rivi:
  2714. Gaol, how
  2715.  
  2716. Rivi:
  2717. how are you funneling money from the moon
  2718.  
  2719. Innsma:
  2720. Cypress evolving is nice and all, but Innsma feels all warm and fuzzy inside from seeing Sal being so struck by the Milotic she got her. "Drake is uh....p-pretty big now. I wonder if he could even carry us at this point..."
  2721.  
  2722. Drake:
  2723. imma she nigga
  2724.  
  2725. Drake:
  2726. u named me this
  2727.  
  2728. Katherine:
  2729. "Woooo! This is awesome!" She spreads her arms as Clint rides her along the wind!
  2730.  
  2731. Innsma:
  2732. I mean that
  2733.  
  2734. Innsma:
  2735. i dun fuked
  2736.  
  2737. Rivi:
  2738. "I see! I wonder if I can somehow give you access to my box... I have caught a lot, and this could be a good way for you to get more Pokemon to breed, less travelling and catching on your end!"
  2739.  
  2740. Teagan:
  2741. "There's just that... little bit of disconnect I can't imagine you feel with your pistol. Some hesitation before he fires, it's pretty off-putting."
  2742.  
  2743. Allie:
  2744. su-sure just rub it in some more
  2745.  
  2746. Rivi:
  2747. evil
  2748.  
  2749. Annabelle:
  2750. "Can't say my gun's ever balked at a shot before..."
  2751.  
  2752. Annabelle:
  2753. "Or my finger, for that matter!"
  2754.  
  2755. Katherine:
  2756. She then has Clint fly near Rivi and Teagan are. "Woo...! Oh hey guys." Katherine is in an especially happy mood today incase you couldn't tell.
  2757.  
  2758. Annabelle:
  2759. "I can probably help you out, though! Weapons are weapons, right?"
  2760.  
  2761. Teagan:
  2762. "Whoa - hey, Katherine! Allie finished up with Clint, huh?"
  2763.  
  2764. Clint:
  2765. "Squaacckkk" as if to translate to, "I'm only doing this because I'm happy I got emo hair (D)"
  2766.  
  2767. Allie:
  2768. "Y-yeah...I guess that's true. Not a bad deal! How many do you have?"
  2769.  
  2770. Katherine:
  2771. "Yup! He's so awesome now~!" She pets her favorite bird on the head. "Think this will help me keep up with everyone too!"
  2772.  
  2773. Teagan:
  2774. "And yeah - if you can help out, that'd be great! I'd like to offer to teach one of your Pokemon some teamwork - in the cramped quarters of the train, it'd be especially useful."
  2775.  
  2776. Allie:
  2777. I'm just multitasking this shit
  2778.  
  2779. Allie:
  2780. Talking idly to Rivi while evolving everything
  2781.  
  2782. Sal:
  2783. "I think she can! She's...beautiful now! Amazing! I knew the rumours, but to think it would look like this!" Sal's totally fangirling and will kill anyone who ever mentions this moment again
  2784.  
  2785. Sal:
  2786. except maybe innsma
  2787.  
  2788. Rivi:
  2789. "Hmm... Let'see..." she tries and does a mental count. "Well I think I have at least 8 Deltas, and some more common ones from Routes 2-4! I didn't really catch much on 5 or 6..."
  2790.  
  2791. Annabelle:
  2792. "Guess so! Even if I ain't much of a close combatant, Charlie n' Jack are!"
  2793.  
  2794. Innsma:
  2795. Innsma can't help but to be taken back herself. "I can only hope to one d-day be as relentlessly happy as you are right now...
  2796.  
  2797. Rivi:
  2798. husband jack
  2799.  
  2800. Annabelle:
  2801. "That said, I guess Jack n' Yuki're on their honeymoon, seein' as they've been playin' hooky a while."
  2802.  
  2803. Teagan:
  2804. "Were those some of the other people on the train...? The name Yuki rings a bell."
  2805.  
  2806. Teagan:
  2807. as does Jack but that's cheating
  2808.  
  2809. Annabelle:
  2810. "Oh, yeah! They're sorta our backups, if ya know what I mean. Jack's pretty good with a knife, so he fights when Charlie's, n' Yuki's good at keepin' people locked down! They make a pretty good team. But Charlie and I're just as good! And Tanner n' Glade've got us all beat in the bushes."
  2811.  
  2812. Annabelle:
  2813. when Charlie's out*
  2814.  
  2815. Teagan:
  2816. and there he goe- holy shit that ate through my battery power
  2817.  
  2818. Annabelle:
  2819. plug your laptop in
  2820.  
  2821. Rivi:
  2822. plug yo phone in
  2823.  
  2824. Teagan:
  2825. no, my phone's power
  2826.  
  2827. Teagan:
  2828. And a good chunk of my data too but I'm well within acceptable usage
  2829. TWILT is disconnected.
  2830. tirkeyKujo is disconnected.
  2831.  
  2832. Annabelle:
  2833. also
  2834.  
  2835. Annabelle:
  2836. you were GOING to fight Tanner and Glade
  2837.  
  2838. Annabelle:
  2839. but I decided "nah"
  2840.  
  2841. Annabelle:
  2842. As in, AFTER Annabelle and charlie
  2843.  
  2844. Annabelle:
  2845. and before Trayli
  2846.  
  2847. Teagan:
  2848. yeh we probably would've lost hard
  2849.  
  2850. Innes:
  2851. Thrice I'm gonna have to ask nicely here
  2852.  
  2853. Valant:
  2854. hippo
  2855.  
  2856. Innes:
  2857. I have 1 tutor point
  2858.  
  2859. Innes:
  2860. could I pls go to -1
  2861.  
  2862. Innes:
  2863. I will not get this opportunity again
  2864.  
  2865. Valant:
  2866. for Weaponize?
  2867.  
  2868. Innes:
  2869. Yeah, I'm trying to set up a Weaponize/Pack Hunt or Teamwork trade here
  2870.  
  2871. Valant:
  2872. Sure
  2873.  
  2874. Innes:
  2875. whew, good
  2876.  
  2877. Innes:
  2878. and with that I now have my build \o/
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