Jurassic Park, jump #956. Wait, that's not right...

THIS IS ALL WRONG.

OUR ALLIES WERE RIGHT. THE CRAWLING CHAOS' ARROGANCE MUST BE PUNISHED.

TIME IS BROKEN, AND THE OBLIVION MACHINE STUTTERS. NOW HE WILL DISPARAGE APOKOLIPS IN EARNEST, NOT IN JEST, AND BY THE TIME THE OBLIVION MACHINE IS FINISHED HE WILL BE CAGED IN IT.

SO, LET HIS PRIZE BE HIS PUNISHMENT. HE CAN KEEP THE DC EXPANDED UNIVERSE. IT IS JUST ONE WORLD, IN A DARK MULTIVERSE. THAT WHICH IS CALLED "THE ANTI-SPIRAL ORDER" IS AS DOOMED AS ANY OF MINE, IT'S GRAVITATIONAL STAGNATION WILL SURELY DRAW IT BACK TOWARDS HIS NADIR.

AND BESIDES, ALL ROADS LEAD TO DARKNESS.











[Jurassic Park, jump #956]

Drawbacks: Fuzzy, Clever Girls, Dino Soldiers, Jurassic World, Biosyn (1600)

Rolled Isla Sorna

Staff, Age 29

Fitness (Free). Oh good, I haven't become a slob with all this cosmic power
Probably Not A Good Idea (1400). No, it's...probably the BEST IDEA EVER
Dinosaur Whisperer (1100). Which in tandem with Whisperer and Pacifist Pheromones in MonHun jump should help me get the beasts of the past to heed my call
Chaos Theory Mastery (500). No future but what we make, yo
Window to the Past (100). I can see the actual Cretacious era from here!
Missing Link (0). There's always one, and it's always useful to know

Right from the start-I will run off into the jungle sending out a siren call. A call to arms. A call to breach the boundary between predator and prey. A call to set right what went wrong in Shadow of the Colossus jump (Fuck you Dormin,choke on that entropomancy hex)

(Wait, what was I thinking? Dormin was centuries ago, wasn't he?)

Yes, there is only one rational reaction to an army of Dino Soldiers. And that is to raise your own army of dinosaurs, with a T-Rex as your lieutenant. With Disney training and singing perks, I shall train these dinosaurs to use the Force and shoulder-mounted plasma weaponry as well as guerilla tactics in order to defeat those other perversions against nature.

Once the battle of Isla Sorna is one, we can begin drafting a constitution-and further genetic modifications-to form Earth's first united dinosaur civilisation.







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