Deadmeat Chronicles: A Loss of Control

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are leading your herd of fluffies away from the two legged monsters.
>You are following a sidewalk running between trash cans, hedge rows and fences.
>You are flanked by Pookie, Bruce, and two of the fluffies that came with Bruce.
>Haze is in the rear following the herd.
>You have picked up even more fluffies on your trek.
>This morning was the first morning you missed having nummies.
>You and the herd have been nibbling on grass that has grown out of cracks in the sidewalk and along the bottom of fences.
>”Fwuffy hungy…”, you hear this every few minutes.
>You keep going hoping to find a yard with green grass soon.
>You walk around a corner and freeze.
>A few feet in front of you is a bus stop and it has several two legged monsters standing under it.
>One of the fluffies flanking you sees them, “Daddeh!”
>He breaks rank and runs forward.
>Several fluffies behind you hear him.
>”Nummies! Fwuffy smeww nummies!”
>You glance around trying to see the nummies.
>You see the fluffy running into a yard breaking from your line.
>”Nuu! Fwuffy nuu weave-!”
>Two more fluffies run past you to the two legged monsters, “Fwuffy hewe daddy!”, “ Fwuffy miss daddeh!”
>You point ahead, “Stawp dem fwuffies!”
>Pookie and a one of the fluffies to his side start to truddle off.
>You point to the one running into the yard, “Stawp dat fwuffy!”
>Haze takes off chasing the running fluffy.
>”What the fuck!?”
>You look on in horror as one of the two legged monsters turns around seeing members of your herd running to them.
>”Daddeh! Pick fwuffy daddeh!”, “Nyu daddeh! Fwuffy wub daddeh!”
>A couple of other monsters turn around seeing the running fluffies.
>”Goddamn stupid shits!” One hisses.
>Bruce eyes you tentatively, “Smawty wet mo hewd get hewt fo dum fwuffy?”
>You stomp angrily not looking at your body guard.
>You act like what he said had no effect on you.
>”Pookie! Come back! Nuu able hewp!”
>Pookie turns and glares at you, “We get dum dums!”
>One of the men start to roll a newspaper in a roll.
>”Go way! Fwuffy hungy!”
>You see the running fluffy trying to fight off Haze who has jumped on the fluffies back trying to wrestle him down.
>You look at Bruce, “Yoo hewp Hase!”
>He huffs at you then takes off.
>You look back at Pookie, “Come back fwom munstas!”
>Pookie glances from the running fluffies to you then starts to come back.
>”Whaa! Bad fwuffy gif owies to Hase!”
>You turn and see haze laying on the ground holding his nose.
>The other fluffy is running to a long square tube that is laying on the ground.
>Toward one end it is angled up at a gentle slope.
>The other end has an opening with a piece of plastic angled on the ground.
>It is at a right angle with one end going along the top of the tube and the other propping it up off the ground.
>Bruce is charging forward but still a long way from the fluffy.
>”Owies!”, “Wahhhhh!”, Why daddeh hewt fwuffy!?”
>You turn and see the man beating the fluffies with the rolled up newspaper.
>Another man steps up and kicks one of the fluffies in its side.
>The fluffies turn and run, “Nuuu! Nuu hewt fwuffy!”, “Wahhhh!”, “Pease daddeh… huu huuu…”
>One of the men runs up and kicks one of the fluffies viciously in its rear sending him flying.
>You snap at your herd, “Hide! Go in hidey hole!”
>You point to the bushes nearby.
>You see the crying fluffies running back to you.
>Pookie has come back and sat down glaring at them.
>The fluffy that was kicked is hobbling more with his rear legs.
>You look over to see if Bruce caught the other fluffy.
>You see Bruce getting closer but the fluffy made it to the opening of the tube.
>You watch as the fluffy runs in and disappears.
>A second later the tube tips forward and the angled plastic slams shut over the open end.
>You snort at the fluffy and turn to your herd.
>The other fluffies finally make it back and burst out crying, “Wahhhh! Daddeh gif owies! Wahhhh!”, “Fuffy nee huggies!”, “Fuffy wump hewt…. Huu huuuu…”
>You berate the fluffies, “Nuu! Yoo get nuu huggies!  Two wegged munstas gif biggest owchies!”
>One lays down quivering, “But dey nuu munsta… dey daddehs!”
>”Munsta nuu be fwuffy daddeh!” You stomp at the bad fluffies.
>The fluffy just covers its face and cries, “Wahhhhh! Daddeehhh! Wahhhhhh! Fwuffy wan daddeh!”
>Pookie walks over and bats the fluffy’s ear, “Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Smawty say nuu weave hewd!”
>”Yoo come out noa!”
>You turn and look at the tube.
>The fluffy is still inside it and Haze, Bruce and the other fluffy are yelling at it.
>You look at your herd, “Fwuffies stay hewe!”
>You hear a squeak and whoosh sound of a bus stopping and its door opening.
>On of the crying fluffies jumps up, “Nuu weave fwuffy daddeh!”
>You snap at him, “Dat nuu yoo daddeh!”
>He looks at you with tears streaming from his eyes, “Why daddeh nuu wub fwuffy nuu mo… bwahhhhhh!”
>You turn and stomp away.
>You can hear pookie batting the bad fluffies, “Yoo dum dums! Bad fwuffies!”
>You walk over to the tube.
>You hear the fluffy inside eating hungrily.
>Haze and pookie are leaning onto the big tube looking for a way in.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Come ou’ noa!” you yell at the fluffy inside.
>”Bu’ fwuffy…*nom*nom*nom*… fin nummies!” You hear him greedily eating inside.
>You hit the side of the tube, “Nummies maybe bad nummies! Yoo nuu wun to nummies!”
>”Nuu! Am gud nummies!”  *nom*nom*nom*
>Haze is stomping angrily, “Bad fwuffy! Nuu do wha smawty say! Wan gif owies!”
>”Nuuu! Am gud fwuffy!” *nom*nom*nom* “Pwease nuu owies!”
>You sit and huff at the tube.
>”Bad fwuffy come out! Udder fwuffy nee nummies! Yoo bad fwuffy fo take aww nummies!”
>*nom*nom*nom*…
>You hear the fluffy pause inside.
>”Fwuffy sowwy… fwuffy so hungy…”
>”Fwuffy come out.. wet udder fwuffies haf nummies…”
>You hear shuffling inside the tube.
>You hear the fluffy making his way back to the opening.
>The tube falls down back to its original position.
>You hear the pads of the fluffy inside.
*thwunk*
>”Owies! Fwuffy hewt nosie! Why ting in fwuffy way? Nee huggies!”
>Haze is stomping furiously, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Haze gif yoo bad boop afteh huggie!”
>”Nuu! Pwease nuu gif fwuffy sowwies!”
>You swat the side of the tube, “Yoo come out! Wet smawty see nummies!”
>You hear the fluffy inside hitting the walls, “Fwuffy nuu fin way out! Hewp! Fwuffy am stuck!”
>You stomp around, “Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Get out hewe!”
>You walk to the side and try to pull open the plastic gate.
>It doesn’t move.
>You swat at it and it stubbornly stays close.
>You hear the fluffy on the other side hitting the same spot, “Fwuffy heaw smawty…. But nuu open….”
>You get confused, this spot was open before.
>You know it was.
>”Yoo heaw smawty! Yoo gif big push!”
>You hear the fluffy inside grunting cutely.
>His back hoofies kicking hard on the inside of the tunnel.
>Haze stops stomping and looks closer at the tube.
>Bruce starts to kick its side, “Dummy fwuffy! Bwoos bweak nummie pwace!”
>The other fluffy starts to bat the sides of the tube.
>The fluffy inside starts to cry, “Wahhh! Scawie noises make fwuffy scawed! Wahhhh!”
>You start to poke the fence with your horn, it doesn’t move.
>Haze starts to run around the tube nervously, “Nuuuu…. Nuuuuu!”
>He walks up and sniffs it, “Hase neber see dis befo!”
>Bruce stomps at Haze, “Dummy fwuffy! Hewp get bad fwuffy out!”
>Haze gives Bruce a raspberry.
>”Yoo dum dum fwuffy!”
>Haze runs and gets between you and the tube, “Smawty go way!”
>You stomp at Haze, “Yoo nuu say wha Deadmeat do!”
>Haze doesn’t look at you, he just runs in place afraid looking at the tube.
>”Hase nuu see dis befo but Hase know snappie! Dat ting a snappie!”
>Every fluffy gasps.
>”Nuuu! Fwuffy am in snappie! Hewp fwuffy!”
>Bruce kicks the side of the tube, “Yoo dum dum fwuffy!”
>You walk past Haze and start to look at the tube.
>Haze tries to grab you, “Nuuu! Nuu wan smawty get owwies!”
>You swat at Haze, “Nuu gwab Deadmeat! Deameat wook snappie!”
>You start to look over the long angled tube.
>You look closely at the end cap.
>You hop on top of the tube.
>The fluffy inside is bawling, “Fwuffy sowwy.. wahhhhh! Fwuffy jus hungy… wahhhhhh! Pwease saf fwuffy fwom snappie! Huuuhuuhuuuhuuuhuuuuuu…”
>Haze, Bruce and the other fluffy looks at you confused.
>You find the hinges and poke them with your horn, they don’t break.
>You hop off and look at the end cap following it to the ground and see the angled piece under the tube.
>You swat the end, “Push dis pwace!”
>You hear the fluffy grunting and see the end cap moving but the angled piece on the bottom is held by the ground and the tube.
>You walk away and look at the device.
>”Gate keep ting cwosed… bu’t gwound howd gate…”
>You look at the angle of the tube.
>”When dat go down.. dat cwose gate…”
>You lay down and put your hooves on your head.
>It is pounding so hard every heart beat booms in your ears.
>”Wha smawty say?”, Bruce asks.
>”Quie’! Smawty be smawtie…” Haze says looking on.
>You think back… lever…
>You jump up and point to the end without the gate, “Dat must be on gwound fo udder pwace open!”
>The fluffies once again gasp.
>“Smawty am smawtie…”, Bruce says in amazement.
>The fluffy inside cheers, “Yay! Smawty saf fwuffy!”
>You walk up, “Go udder end of pwace!”
>You hear the fluffy scamper.
>The tube flips with the end with the gate rising and the other end going down.
>All fluffies cheer.
>You step to the end and start to swat at the gate.
>”Fwuffy see wite! Fwuffy fwee!”
>You hear scampering and the end falls back down closing the gate again.
>You stomp, “Nuu! Go back! Wet Deadmeat open ting!”
>”Otay…”, the fluffy scampers back.
>The tube tips back up.
>You hear the fluffy nomming on the food as you push and swat at the gate.
>You can swing it but it keeps coming back down.
>It keeps sliding off your hoof and horn.
>You stomp in frustration.
>You look at the tilted tube and get an idea.
>You jump up on the end on the ground.
>”Fwuffy twy get ou’ noa!”
>The fluffy stops eating, “Otay!”
>He starts to scamper toward the opening.
>It falls down flipping you off the end you are on.
*twunk*
>”Owies!”
>”Nee mo heavy….” You mutter.
>”Go back to nummies!”, You shout.
>The fluffy walks back and the tube tips again.
>You jump on the end, “Nee nudder fwuffy wif Deadmeat.”
>Haze truddles up, “Hase hewp smawty! Am gud fwuffy!”
>He jumps up beside you.
>You have it now, you have more weight and the fluffy can push the gate open.
>You hear him scampering and shuffling.
>”Why fwuffy nuu get high?”
*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*
>”Fwuffy swide… fwuffy nuu go high!”
>You grunt in frustration.
>You hear something slam, “Get the fuck off my trap you fucking shit bags!”
>You turn and see a two legged monster getting out of a metal monster.
>”Daddeh!”
>The other fluffy that came with bruce takes off toward the man.
>”Nuuu! Dum dum fwuffy come back! Dat munsta!”
>”Munsta! Hewp fwuffy!”
*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*
>Bruce stands up and gets in a defensive stance.
>Haze starts to run in place.
>Haze looks around nervously, “Wha Hase do smawty?”
>The fluffy runs up to the man and hugs his leg, “Fwuffy wub nyu daddeh!”
>The man stops and looks down, his fists clenched and his knuckles white.
>The fluffy coos gently as the man looks down with his face reddening.
>In a swift movement he snatches the fluffy up by its neck.
>It gives a small eep as the man looks in its face.
>”I AM NOT YOUR DADDY!”
>He swirls the fluffy before throwing it on the ground as hard as he can.
>”EEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
>Its high pitched scream is almost deafening.
>You start to smell poopie from inside the tube.
>”Hewp fwuffy! Fwuffy in twouble!”
*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*shuffle*
>You stomp on the tube, “Wun!”
>”Otay smawty!”, Haze says as he hops off the tube and takes off back to the herd.
>The tube tumbles and you fall off again.
>”EEEEEEEEEEEE!!”
>The man has stepped up to the fluffy and is stomping its tummy.
>”You fucking shit stains need to die! Die you fucking usless piece of shit! DIE!!!”
>Poopie spurts out the screaming fluffy’s rear as the man savagely stomps the wriggling screaming fluffy.
>The man picks up the fluffy.
>Its body is limp, but its high pitched scream still fills the air.
>”EEEEEEEEE!! Pwease daddeh! Nu heeeeEEEEEEE!!!”
>”I told you!”
>He rears back looking at the ground.
>”I AM NOT YOUR DADDY!”
>He throws the fluffy back onto the ground.
>Its body spasms and flops, its scream never ending.
>”FUCKING DIE GODDAMNIT!”
>He starts to stomps the fluffy’s head.
>He grunts with each stomp of his foot.
>Soft crunches fill the air as the screams suddenly stop.
>He looks toward you.
>It sounds like he is snorting as he starts to walk toward you.
>You start to back track.
>Bruce gets beside you, “Wha smawty wan do? Dis smawty wand?”
>He stares at the man walking toward you.
>You start looking between Bruce and the tube.
>You run in place looking at the two legged monster coming your way.
>You know there is nothing you can do…
>”Wun! We go way!”
>Bruce looks at you stunned, “Nuu take wand?”
>You snap at him and point to where the herd is, “Wun! We nuu can gif two wegged munsta owie!”
>Bruce looks between you and the two legged monster before taking off.
>”You dumb shits trigger my trap!? You know how LONG IT TOOK TO-“
>”Daddeh? DADDEH! Fwuffy am stuck daddeh! Nee hewp!”
>The man stops and looks at the tube.
>A toothy grin crosses his face.
>”So I caught one!”
>You continue to back walk as he runs up and kicks the tube sending it spinning and rolling.
>”OWWIE! OWWIE! OWWIE! OWWIE!”
>The fluffy yells as he bounces around the inside.
>The tube ends up on its side and the end cap opens partially.
>You see the head of the fluffy pony start to come out.
>Boo boo juice is staining the fluff around its nose.
>”Fwuffy haf owies daddeh… nee huugies an-“
>The man kicks the top shut.
>”Owie owie owie! Wahhhhhh! Why daddeh hewt fwuffy!? Huu huu huu! Pwease nuu mo owies!”
>The man grabs the tube and lifts it up with the gate at the top.
>”Wahhhh! Fwuffy nuu smeww pwetty daddeh! Wahhhhhh!”
>The woeful sobs echo from inside the tube.
>The man looks at you, ”So are you going to come help your friend?”
>His cold stare pierces you.
>”Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy…” You manage to say meekly.
>He gives a hyena laugh, “Oh! You mean don’t do this!”
>He starts to pick up the tube and slam it on the ground.
>You can hear the fluffy bouncing around and crying.
>”Wahhhh! Bwahhhhh! Why hewties! Wahhhhhhhh!!”
>The man sneers at you as he runs to his house.
>The tube still stands with the sobbing fluffy inside.
>You look at the man and try start to walk back to the tube.
>Maybe you can push it-
>”So you don’t smell pretty huh!?”
>He is coming back.
>You can’t save the fluffy.
>You back away again.
>The man is coming back with a garden hose.
>Water is free flowing out the end of it.
>He opens the gate and places the end of the hose into the tube.
>”Here you go you little fucker! BATH TIME!”
>”EEeeeeee! Hewp daddeh! Wa wa bad fo fwuffy! ….wahhhh huu huuhuuuuu….
>You finally make it to the edge of the yard.
>You look over and see your herd huddling in the hedge row.
>You hear splashing.
>You look back seeing water pour over the sides of the tube.
>The fluffy’s head is poking up and its fronts hooves splash frantically trying to pull itself out.
>”Pwease daddeh…. Fwuffy *glub* haf big….. haf owies *glub* daddeh…
>It is wheezing and sobbing.
>The man laughs at the pitiful site.
>”Fuck you!”
>He then slams the gate down on the fluffy’s face.
>Water splashes from the sides as the fluffy is knocked down into the water.
>”Drown mother fucker! I SAID DROWN!!!”
>The man starts to punch the top of the tube.
>You turn and run	.
>You run to your herd, “Wun! We go way fwom munsta!”
>The herd looks between you and Pookie.
>You stomp, “Deadmeat say WUN!”
>They all turn and start to run.
>The fluffy who was kicked earlier hobbles as fast as he can.
>He has a severe limp.
>You get to their side bumping them making them run down the sidewalk.
>”Where are you! I haven’t forgot about you dead meat!”
>He knows your name!
>The man comes stepping out from his yard.
>He looks down and sees your herd running.
>”Holy shit! I thought herds were dead! I get to do a public service!”
>He starts to walk to toward you.
>You look at your herd.
>They are much slower than you.
>The hobbling fluffy is crying and Haze is pushing him from behind.
>You glance back at the man.
>”Yoo dum dums! Wun!”
>Your herd is huffing and gasping for breath.
>Suddenly a metal monster comes screeching by.
>It goes by so fast your fluff feels like it is being sucked off.
>The man flinches.
>He grabs a small rock on the side of the road and throws it at the car, “Slow down faggot!”
>The car shoots down the road then turns around and comes back.
>A man leans out the window, “Did you just throw something at my car asshole!?”
>The man stops following you and turns to the car.
>He walks over to it and kicks the side, “Yes I did mother fucker! Slow that shit down!”
>The other man gets out of the car, “Asshole! I will fuck your shit UP!!!”
>Before he steps completely out the man chasing you punches his face.
>The man falls out on the ground holding his jaw.
>”Fuck you!”, the man says while pulling his dick out.
>”And fuck your car!”, he says starting to piss in the man’s ride.
>The man on the ground lets out a howl of rage and jumps up hitting the man pissing in his car.
>The two men quickly fall to the ground scuffling.
>You keep your herd running for well until out of range of their shouts.
>You herd finally drops from exhaustion.
>*huff* “Fwuffy…” *huff* “dwy twoat..”
>”Fwuffy nee wa wa!”
>Your herd starts to cry.
>You stomp around looking.
>You see in a yard across the road a big blue bowl.
>You sniff water from that way.
>You point, “Wa wa ofer der… we-“
>The fluffies jump up and take off across the road.
>Haze is hesitantly following, “Nuu wun on bad pwace!” he yells after them.
>Your herd rush up to the big blue bowl which is a kiddie pool.
>They crowd around it leaning on the sides.
>They slavering lap up the water.
>You get up and drink your fill as well.
>You hear whimpering.
>You look over and see the fluffy that was kicked is having a hard time leaning on the pool.
>You point at the fluffy, “Hewp fwuffy get wa wa!”
>Two fluffies edge over still lapping water and finally get down helping the injured fluffy get up to drink.
>You walk to the side and lay down.
>You watched two fluffies die today.
>You think of how you lost control.
>Two things happened and you could not keep an eye on both.
>You remember the stinky water monster.
>You look at the herd.
>Your herd has grown and you cannot keep track of it all at once.
>”Dewegate…”
>You stand up, “Efewy fwuffy wisten Deadmeat!”
>They all turn and face you, some still lapping at water.
>”Efewy bwite time fwuffy say hewwo to Deadmeat!”
>Your herd looks at you puzzled then all fluffies say at once, “Hewwo smawty!”
>You sniff then walk to the sidewalk.
>Next Special Friend starts to sing between laps.
>”Smawty amd de bestest smawty…” *lap*slurp*lap*smack* “De bestest smawty fo fwuffy!
>”Smawty get wa wa and num-“ *lpap*lap*lap*lap* “nummies and keep de fwuffies saf!”
>Pookie walks next to you, “Smawty nee wook at new fwen…”
>He is looking at Bruce.
>”Why fwen say dat?”
>Pookie says, “Dat fwuffy nuu wisten smawty… fwuffy do dat twy be smawty soon…”
>You look at Bruce then at Haze.
>They seem to be trying to stare each other down.