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  1. Ol_Dirty, April 13, 2012 / PB 166322
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  3. >You are the unicorn leader of a herd feral fluffy ponies
  4. >In order to survive the coming winter, you decided to follow a domesticated fluffy named Wiggly and to live in his human home
  5. >Wiggly is now dead by your horn
  6. >In killing him, you liberated him from the indignity of living as a pet to a human and saved your people from becoming like him
  7. >Wether intentionally or not, Wiggly would have found a way to rot the herds' brains and turn them into stupid weaklings
  8. >The others don't even notice he is gone, except for your friend and advisor Rustle
  9. >But Rustle knows better than to bring him up in conversation
  10. >To the rest of the herd, there never was a Wiggly
  11. >In the two weeks you've been living in your new home, there's been no sign of humans
  12. >Maybe a bear really did maul Wiggly's owner to death
  13. >You can just imagine it: a wicked human dead in the paws of a raging grizzly bear
  14. >The mental image is glorious
  15. >You should totally draw it on the "story wall"
  16. >You found some crayons in the house
  17. >The herd uses them to draw pictures of your journey on what you call the "story wall"
  18. >There's no Wiggly there
  19. >It better stay that way
  20. >As much as you hate humans, you follow some of Wiggly's "daddy's" rules
  21. >Such as no shitting around the house, except in the litter box
  22. >There's also the "every other fluffy poops outside" rule
  23. >It not only keeps the litter box from filing up too often, but it also keeps the herd from growing too used to the "comforts" of living in a human house
  24. >You have a similar rule for sleeping on couches and beds
  25. >Like a good leader should, you follow all of your own rules
  26. >You also found a way to use the sorry stick
  27. >What you did is you had the stick propped up against the kitchen table with the bristled end pointing down
  28. >Atop the kitchen table is where you "judged" the bad fluffies from
  29. >If they were found guilty, you just tipped the sorry stick over and let it come crashing down on their head
  30. >You had to stop this practice after cracking open the skull of a foal who shat on the floor
  31. >Now you just smack bad fluffies on the head like you used to
  32. >All in all, the 26 of you who are left have lived a good life for the past two weeks
  33. >What the hell? That's not the kind of thought you should be having!
  34. >You shake your head to snap out of it
  35. >Gotta watch yourself, you're starting to get too comfortable with this new way of life
  36. >Yet you can't for the life of you remember how you survived past winters...
  37. >As you're lying down on the table of the upstairs office, the brown unicorn Hayseed approaches you
  38. >"Smawty Fwiend, can fwuffies ea' tube food now?" he asks
  39. >You've been over this a hundred times
  40. >"No. Metaw tube human food is no good fow fwuwwies, make you go dumb" you say sternly
  41. >Hayseed turns and leaves, hanging his head in dissapointment
  42. >You look out the window to see the weather
  43. >You're not too far into winter yet, the stream where you dumped Wiggly's body has frozen but there's no snow to be seen yet
  44. >The herd has already eaten a whole lot of food
  45. >Hopefully it'll last, you don't wanna have to resort to eating the food in the cans out of fear of becoming a dumb pet pony
  46. >From the window you see members of your herd playing outside, running in circles, hugging each other, digging in the mud and such
  47. >Wait a minute...
  48. >Digging?
  49. >Digging...
  50. >OH SHIT!
  51. >Suddenly you remember
  52. >You remember how you survived winter before: digging!
  53. >You dug a hole and hid a big bunch of nuts and berries inside so you'd have food throughout the winter
  54. >You did so this year too
  55. >How the fuck did forget that?
  56. >How *could* you forget that?
  57. >Were you always this dumb?
  58. >Has this place changed you?
  59. >Or were you just so wrongfully optimistic of the prospect of living in a human house that you forgot?
  60. >You're the smarty friend, this can't happen to you!
  61. >You're panicking
  62. >You're turning into a dumbass!
  63. >Gotta get that food out of the ground
  64. >You get up and start running
  65. >In your fearful state you trip and fall down the stairs
  66. >You stagger up and run into the kitchen
  67. >Do you send Rustle to retrieve the food?
  68. >No
  69. >Can't
  70. >Rustle's not as smart and strong as you, he could get hurt or lost
  71. >You have to do this yourself
  72. >Besides, you need to get out of here and get your head straight again
  73. >You need to work for your food, remind yourself of who you are
  74. >You take two pegasi with you, Sunbeam and Leafwing
  75. >You grab one of those plastic containers that are laying around, bags or whatever they're called, and get outta there
  76. >There's a cold breeze outside
  77. >Already you feel your head clearing
  78. >"Fwuffies go ge' food outta gwound" you exphin "Fowwow Waindancew, 'kay?"
  79. >The pegasi nod and you're off
  80. >You've never been this determined in your life
  81. >As you run, you look up and see snow
  82. >Winter
  83. >It's finally here
  84. >Fluffy God dammit!
  85. >You pick up the pace
  86. >You run faster than you ever have
  87. >7 miles per hour
  88. >You can hear your fluffy little heart beating in you chest
  89. >Sunbeam and Leafwing follow as best they can
  90. >You still remember the way came to the house
  91. >Can't afford to stop
  92. >Can't afford to get stuck
  93. >Can't afford to get lost
  94. >You run for what seems to you like hours
  95. >Finally you arrive at your destination
  96. >This is the field where you used to live
  97. >It's already covered in snow
  98. >Now where the fuck's that food?
  99. >WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!
  100. >"Dig!"
  101. >Sunbeam and Leafwing comply
  102. >The three of you start randomly digging, scooping up snow and dirt with your hooves
  103. >This is taking too long
  104. >You start doubting yourself again
  105. >How could you have forgotten?
  106. >How could you be so stupid?
  107. >"Foun' food!" Sunbeam cries
  108. >You and Leafwing run over to him
  109. >That's a lotta nuts
  110. >Most look like they're still edible
  111. >"Good job, Sunbeam! Now ge' dem ou'!" you command
  112. >You open up the bag you took with you
  113. >Sunbeam and Leafwing start scooping the nuts and berries in with their muzzles
  114. >Your brain is full of self-doubt
  115. >No!
  116. >No time for that!
  117. >You help gather the food
  118. >Soon the bag is full
  119. >Leafwing grabs it in his mouth
  120. >"We go" you yell
  121. >You run back as fast as you came
  122. >Need to be more careful or thorn bushes might tear the bag open
  123. >Once you get back to the house, it's been two hours since you left
  124. >Leafwing struggles to get the fat bag of food through the pet door
  125. >Mission accomplished!
  126. > You're filled with pride knowing you're still you, knowing you're still in control
  127. >Sunbeam and Leafwing are panting from exhaustion
  128. >You triumphantly lead them to the kitchen...
  129. >Only to be greeted by a pile of dead fluffies
  130. >Fluffies lie motionless on the floor, on the table, on the chairs
  131. >You turn and look at the mini-river on the counter
  132. >It's running
  133. >Six fluffies have their heads stuck in the water gathered in the pool below it
  134. >Fluffy ponies drowned
  135. >There were 26 live fluffies in this house before you left
  136. >There are now 13
  137. >Some still live
  138. > The few who aren't in too much pain to move are crying their eyes out, trying to bring the dead ones back to life through lugging
  139. >What in Fluffy God's name happened here?
  140. >"Waindancew!" you hear a familiar voice cry out
  141. >Rustle runs up to you, completely unscathed
  142. >"Wha' happen to fwuffies?" you demand to know
  143. >"F-fwuffies weve h-hungwy! T-they e-ea' da human food!" Rustle struggles to speak, clearly in shock
  144. >"WAH!? WHY!? They know is no' fow dem!" you yell
  145. >"Fwuffies won' wisten to Wustwe! They jus' bang open tubes and ea'! Rustle says
  146. >There are battered tubes of human food all over the kitchen
  147. >The food gate is open, you look inside
  148. >There's still fresh food there, perfectly good for fluffies to eat
  149. >You take a look around the room
  150. >Every square inch of the kitchen is covered in either shit, piss, blood or that flithy human food
  151. >You see Hayseed lying in a corner, still alive
  152. >"Hayseed, why do dis?" you ask, your voice echoing with anger and dissapointment
  153. >"Smawty fwiend was no hewe, fwuffies fowge' wha' food to ea'..." he utters
  154. >They didn't remember not to eat the human food? Should have forseen that
  155. >"Pwease..." Hayseed continues "Human food so tasty... We fight othew fwuffy fow numnums..."
  156. >Human food? Tasty? This is un-fucking-acceptable!
  157. >"Human food so hot, need wotsa wata..."
  158. >That explains the ones who drowned
  159. >Look around
  160. >Rustle is trying his best to help the injured fluffies
  161. >Sunbeam and Leafwing are just hugging them, only making their pain worse
  162. >Hayseed manages to get up on his own
  163. >"Why smawty fwiend weave us?" he asks with unbecoming assertiveness
  164. >"Yeah! Why Waindancew weave hewd wike dis?" other fluffies are starting to get up as well
  165. >Their blaming you for their own stupidity?
  166. >The insolence of these idiots!
  167. >"Smawty fwiend is no smawt!" "Yeah! And smawty fwiend is no fwiend!" Sunbeam and Leafwing join in
  168. >What the fuck!?
  169. > They were out there with you!
  170. >"Waindancew is munsta!" "Waindance is wowst fwuffy!" the accusations are just piling on
  171. >"No! Waindancew is no munsta! Waindancew is bwave weadew! Hewd is weak and stupid wike-" you stop yourself from uttering "his" name
  172. >"Wike Wiggwy?" Hayseed finishes for you
  173. >How does he remember that name?
  174. >"We wemembew Wiggwy. Wiggwy weave cuz he know Waindancew was munsta!" Hayseed cries
  175. >"NO! Wiggwy die! Waindancew kiww him cuz he dumb and weak!" you yell
  176. >You lower your voice down to the "shut up or die" level
  177. >"You wemind me wot of him..."
  178. >Hayseed doesn't respond to your threats
  179. >None of the herd does
  180. >Rustle has yet to say a word
  181. >He doesn't know what to do
  182. >He would never stand against you
  183. >But he doesn't want to turn on the herd either
  184. >"Waindance weave now..." Hayseed says
  185. >You don't move a muscle
  186. >"Waindance weave!" the herd yells in unison
  187. >You don't need to take this shit!
  188. >You take a look at your opposition
  189. >Fluffies standing on three legs, foals trying and failing to put on brave faces, pregnant mares with distended stomachs
  190. >You can take them
  191. >"No. Make Waindancew weave..." you challenge
  192. >Most of them immediately start shaking and backing up
  193. >They didn't seem to expect your response
  194. >He charges at full speed
  195. >You step aside as he approaches
  196. >For a split second he wonders where you went before you bring your head down, crushing what you suspect to be the last one of his ribs
  197. > *CRACK*
  198. >Hayseed is out of the picture
  199. >Leafwing jumps up from behind you
  200. > *BUCK*
  201. >He is sent flying against the wall
  202. >His head stars bleeding profusely
  203. >Next please
  204. >Some earth pony you don't even recognise runs up
  205. >You stand up on your hindlegs
  206. > *THUD*
  207. >There's a sickening sound as you bring your forehooves down across his back, breaking his spinal cord
  208. >Instant death
  209. >No more ponies step up to you
  210. >Still high on adrenaline, you smack the nearest fluffy in the face
  211. >It's Sunbeam
  212. >He falls over, still alive
  213. >You're panting madly, like a beast
  214. >You jump on the table and turn to face the crowd
  215. >"NO FWUFFY QWESTONS SMAWTY FWIEND!! NO FWUFFY!!" you howl
  216. >The herd shakes in fear
  217. >You rage dies down
  218. >You look at the carnage you've wreaked
  219. >The crying of foals breaks the silence
  220. >Maybe you are a monster
  221. >Your own people will no longer accept your leadership
  222. >They won't even accept your friendship
  223. >They're as dumb as you feared they'd become
  224. >You can't bring yourself to killing them all, yet you can't stay and help
  225. >You jump off the table
  226. >The fluffies who are hugging the three new corpses quickly make way as you approach
  227. >You walk over Rustle
  228. >He is scared for his life
  229. >You put your forelegs around him for a final hug
  230. >"Waindancew sowwy fow evewythin'..." you whisper
  231. >"Waindancew?" Rustle whimpers
  232. >"Thank you Wustwe... Thank you and bye bye..." you let him go "Hewd is youws now..."
  233. >Rustle tries to speak
  234. >"Don' tawk, Wustwe. Pwease pwomise" you say "Don' dwaw dis on stowy waww. Pwease, we' dem fowge' me..."
  235. >Rustle stares at you in silence
  236. >"Wustwe pwomise. Thank you and bye bye, smawty fwiend..." Rustle is holding back tears
  237. >You nod at him
  238. >Saying no more, not even turning to look at the herd one more time, you leave
  239. >It's really cold outside
  240. >There's 6 inches of snow on the ground
  241. >You start walking toward your home field once more
  242. >Along the way, you contemplate all that's happened
  243. >Where did it all go wrong?
  244. >Who's to blame?
  245. >Regardless, your own people will no longer want to see you
  246. >You've failed as a leader
  247. >The long journey is complete
  248. >You sit in the snow in the middle of the field, looking around
  249. >This is the land your father, the great Windwhisker, ruled before you
  250. >The snow reminds you of your mother's white fluff
  251. >This is where your life began
  252. >And this will be where it ends
  253. >It rained the day you were born, it's what you were named for
  254. >And today it snows, it's somehow so poetic
  255. >You look up
  256. >The clouds form a majestic fluffy face in the sky
  257. >"Is tha'... Daddeh? Momma? Who... Fwuffy God?"
  258. >You blink and it's gone
  259. >The water has frozen over, you can't drown yourself
  260. >The snow will break your fall, you can't jump off a cliff
  261. >There's only one way
  262. >You stand on your hindlegs and use your forehooves to tear fluff off your body in large tufts
  263. >The pain is nothing to you
  264. >After bearing youself, you stay on your hindlegs
  265. >You utter a final prayer and close your eyes, giving up all resistance
  266. >You freeze to death within minutes
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